#idc what the facts say

[toshidou]

I'm sure he'd realistically be the quiet kind of drunk guy but can you imagine ghost being all lovey dovey when he's drunk?? clinging to you (who stayed sober to witness him like this) and kissing you through the mask, probably forgetting he has it on. I still think he'd keep his monotonous tone and blank slate expression because he's got a reputation to uphold!!! but his actions are very all over you. That's all

oh my god anon EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!!

Simon is without a shadow of a doubt a quiet drunk, but I also know that his inhibitions are going to be so much lower than usual. So much more than his usual subtle brushes of his fingers against yours when he's sure no one's watching. Soap and Gaz would be sat at the other end of the bar staring at Ghost like he's grown two heads as he wraps his hands around you from behind and nuzzles (fucking nuzzles?!) his masked face into the top of your head.

But also YES!! His clinginess would absolutely be the only way you could tell he'd had too much to drink. He wouldn't slur a word, could play darts in the dingy corner of the bar and still get a bullseye with every throw (cocky motherfucker knows it too, i just know he'd make eye contact with you every time the tip of the dart sinks into the red fibre of the dart board, watching for your open approval at his skill). So until you came around, the team didn't even know if he could get drunk. They just assumed he had a tolerance of pure fucking steel.

And the kissing with the mask on shut UP. Him humming confusedly as you just laugh at his expense, him trying to figure out why the fuck your lips felt fuzzy instead of the soft skin he's used to kissing. It'd take him entirely too long to realise that the skull balaclava was still very much in place, mumbling profanities under his breath at the sheer audacity of the black material to be in his way in the first place.

I like to think Johnny goes to tease him about the way he's playing with your fingers in his gloved grasp, about how weirdly, adorably innocent it makes this 6'4 absolute killing machine look, but then he gets the signature Ghost Glare™ and realises that you're very much the only one he will ever be soft for, sober or drunk.

GOD ANON, I have so many thoughts about Simon, but drunk affectionate Simon is a whole new ball game and I am very much suffering, so thank you for this <33

#head full #only drunk simon riley #i imagine he'd openly use a lot more pet names too #'ready to go yet sweetheart?' #'how's my darling doing?' #SCREAMS #SOBS #SHAKES #it's too much #i am so in Love with this man what is wrong with me #wtf #anyway #simon riley was written by a women #idc what the facts say #those are the facts now #anon.exe #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #cod mw22 #ghost x you #ghost x reader

[versasfanficwastedump]

i don’t care what you tell me. i don’t care what canon you cite: jason is a responsible gun owner.

his safes are always locked, and he’s got his guns and ammo stored separately. his guns never just sit around loaded except the one he uses for home security and it’s still locked up in a safe by his bed. he doesn’t point it at anyone he isn’t prepared to fatally shoot.

jason uses guns but he’s not an idiot.

#batman #jason todd #red hood #i grew up shooting in the south so i can speak on this #idc what you say #i firmly believe this #this might also stem from the fact that i hate irresponsible gun owners #even in fiction #they piss me off #and jason is smarter than that

[silverware-is-interesting]

have some kinitoPET content, 'cause why not

a version with YOU

+ a thing and a few YOU doodles

#silverware's art #kinitopet #kinito the axolotl #sam the sea anemone #jade the jellyfish #YOU #(yeah that's what i'm gonna call them) #all caps names are great. dontcha think? #750 pixel by 750 pixel canvases are usually what i draw on and some of these are bigger. i'm not too used to that- #i thought it would be important to mention they're not meant to be a Y/N. they are their own person- that being some random enby person #and their web world avatar CAN emote! however! WHENEVER THEY WANT! ('less they like. forget to actually have the screen display on-) #if they forget (or just don't wanna be like. really fucking expressive i guess-) it just says “YOU” #they all have a smily pin!! (well- YOU has a sticker but whatever-) and yes. kinito having it on his left #and the others having it on their right was. #very intentional #over the heart :) #also YOU having it on the left side!! (i imagine kinito made their avatar and made it match!) #FUN FACT! YOU can change the colour of the display! they just picked white (ik it's off white. but idc) because they know the HEX code #anyways. imma stop yapping lol

[fem0ral-artery]

Character sheet 2 of 3

I redid it so it looks wayyy better, and I gave him a different jacket. Mostly because I didn't think the shapes of his and Vaughn's sleeves needed to be so similar.

#my art #borderlands #borderlands / silent hill #timothy lawrence #hes sooo cute now idc #i fixed him..... #pre jack timothy... (cutie patootie) #im so happy i redid this so soon actually. #Original Timothy not being legally dead is so very important to me Hes Still out there but because he's missing he's assumed dead. #I say he refuses to elaborate here but I wanna clarify that He's refusing to tell Angel specifically what happened with him #I like to think he's just super uncomfortable with talking to Angel in any capacity #Angel knows about the fact that he's (maybe) Jack's missing body double #She had to listen to Jack talk about it for those months before she went out to Silent Hill.

[gregoftom]

what do you mean you don’t think you’re gonna be buried at my side

#I CANT STOP LAUGHINGGGG AT TOMS EXPRESSION IN THE THIRD SHOT HES LIKE. AND THATS THAT ON THAT #HES SO RIDICULOUS!!!!! I LOVE IT WHEN HE'S UNHINGED #greg you DUMMY if I get fired if I die you are coming with me!!!!!! #greg: he likes me so i'm safe tho #tom: huh???????????????????? how is that relevant???? we're one and the same????? if i die so do you ??? you're my soulmate? lmfao #the only mf you can trust is ME or did you forget that. idc if he likes you you're MINE and only i will take care of you #WHO HAS EVER LOOKED AFTER YOU IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY #ALO THE WAY HE LOOKSA T HIM WHEN HE SAYS THE HIGHEST PAID ASSISTANT GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #he can't even talk shit any more without looking at him like he's everything to him TOM YOU ARE SLIPPIIIIIING #''its the family death march'' stop SAYING that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WE GET IT YOU COUNT GREG AS YOUR FAMILY!!!!!! YOU COUNT HIM AS #YOUR EVERYTHING!!!!!!! I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!11111111111 #tomgreg #yall just. just ANNOYING #also alsooooo the fact that tom was like did i do good? did i sound good? like greg was his little spouse brought along to a #work meet thing. that sounded good to the boss right? what do you think honey? sounded okay? #i hate them fr #ALSO SUGAR BABY GREG! SUGAR BABY GREG! SUGAR BABY GREG! S

[scrumptiousobjectcollector]

Not to shid on people who act like Lagoona being pink is the end of the world, you can have your preferences, but the way yall see some variation and act like the world stopped spinning? her being pink, with blue accent, actually is more prevalent to a DEEP sea creature.

Saying "She's not blue so she's not a DEEP sea creature" is wrong. Just say she doesn't resemble g1 so you can't get behind it, but saying she doesn't fare well with DEEP sea is wrong. *or say what you really mean; she's not monster enough if she's pink and not blue

#monster high #monster high g3 #blue is actually shallow in the ocean world :) hope that clears that up #lagoona blue #idc about preference but if you're going to try and bring facts into it well #what you mean to try and say is “she doesn't look monster enough if she's pink”

[dirtytransmasc]

thinking about how Spider was neteyam's big brother. losing my mind. ripping out my hair.

was 'teyam scared of storms or the dark? did he confide these "childish" fears to his big brother? did he get shy with all the attention he got in the village? did he hold Spi's hand when he got nervous?

did Spi have habits with 'teyam like 'teyam had with lo'ak? did Spi mess with his hair or reach for his shoulder or cuff his neck?

did Spi ever worry for 'teyam after he "stepped up" and became the Big Brother when the humans returned? did he worry something would happen to him? did he want to protect him despite being a human? was he proud? did his pride outweigh his fear?

did he think about 'teyam after he was taken? did he wonder where he was and if he was safe?

what was Spi thinking when he saw the bullet hole in his baby brother's back? did he freeze when he saw the blood, when he realized he failed to protect him?

what was 'teyam thinking? when he looked to Spi, did he want him to be the big brother again, did he want to stop being brave and let Spi do it? did he want to say something?

I have so many questions. I don't think my heart could take the answers.

#I'm probably being delusional. feel free to write this off as fanon bs. idc. it's canon in my mind. #all I can think about is the fact 'teyam died for him. he watched him die. he watched his little brother die. #did he say goodbye to him? #did he sneak into the mauri they kept his body in before they returned him to eywa and say goodbye to his baby brother #properly y'know. not the way he'd say goodbye in front of the kids or at a time where neytiri could see him. #did he stroke his hair and hold his hand and tell him he was sorry? #did he tell him he wished he could switch their places? #did he kiss his forehead one last time? did he look at his face and try and memorize every feature only to find it left wrong by death? #did he worry about him being alone in that mauri at night? did he worry he was scared to be alone in the dark of the pod? #he had to say goodbye to his baby brother for the rest of his life. what did he do? I need to know. #or at least. what did he want to do? #ignoring his grief and guilt and fear of upsetting the others or being caught by neytiri #if he could openly grieve. what would he do? #what would he wish he'd done? #It pains me to say I can't see canon!spider actually getting to give 'teyam a proper goodbye cause of everything #but if he did #what would he have done? #neteyam sully #neteyam #neteyam te suli tsyeyk'itan #spider socorro #miles spider socorro #miles socorro #avatar the way of water #avatar #crying actually #I call them Spi and 'teyam cause it feels right

[drumlincountry]

Every ✌️🏳️‍🌈💖queer vocab as gaeilge 💖🏳️‍🌈✌️ infographic I see has like aerach, maybe ait, and then the same list of terms that were directly translated from English by USI in like 2016. Cowards. Tell me the slurs.

#There's a serious conversation to be had about how terms for queer experiences can't be clearly translated across cultural and linguistic #Boundaries. B/c like. How does each culture define gender transgression? #What's a deviant sexuality? It depends on what the culture defines as normal #And EXTREMELY IMPORTANTLY FOR PPL WRITING THESE VOCAB LISTS #just importing English terms makes it seem like queerness is foreign and like. That Ireland didn't have queers #Until the Brits told us what bisexual and transgender were #So while I understand ppls discomfort with inclusing slurs. Well. They're proof that we've always been here. #I'm infinitely interested in the fact that dyke I.e. pejorative term for lesbian is the same as the verb to complain #That at least one person I know got called 'pale/white boy' growing up. Like that was how kids would call each other gay insultingly #And that 'queer ' is best embodied by words meaning strange and crooked #I want to know what queer Irish speakers called themselves!! I want to know how they were understood by their communities #Even when it was negative ! #I wanna know all the slurs and idioms and double entendres. Idc about leispiach #Unless! That was a term that was used! In that case i want to know the hows and wheres very badly pls!!! #queer tag #irish language #An ghaeilge #gaeilge #Irish shit #Gotta say trasinscneach is adorable tho :-) tras!

[starlooove]

No bc how do u simultaneously ship chaipunk and chaiflower but then turn around and have an issue with punkflower bc of ages YOU MADE UP like

#no bc the whole age discourse is so stupid #like i got called a proshipper for liking punkflower when first of all I read comics #and second hobie literally has no age #like 3 different niggas from the movie said 3 different things #and me personally idc which interpretation u follow if ur a movie only #like for example I don’t like hobie getting sexualized bc I see him as 16 bc I read comics and he’s a teen there #but if u see him as 19 bc u saw the movie #I’ll privately think ur weird and all but I’m not gonna hold it against u bc u ONLY saw the movie #that’s ur frame of reference #and the three niggas diff opinions #were 16 19 or up to interpretation #which is why it gets me so pressed when niggas are like X director said 19 #like yeah but Y director said 16 and Z director said u decide so what now #like i LOVE that ppl are ready to call out shit like that yknow #i just think this circumstance ain’t it bc it is literally based on u and how you’ve interacted with the media #everyone keeps comparing it to genshins traveler but even then everyone has the exact same information to go off of #thats not to be said in this case bc if I start talking about shit from the comics a movie only is gonna look at me crazy #and i don’t say movie only derogatorily btw it’s just a fact #no that pissed me off #AND WHEN I SAID I WASNT PROSHIP THEY SAID MY DEFENSIVENESS MADE IT TRUE LIKE BESOFR #anyways the weirdest part to me was that the movie DID imply something between gwen and hobie #like whether it was happening or not there was very much a basis for miles’ jealousy being set up #and if u rlly think hobie is that much older it’s weird to me idk #and i feel like a lot of y’all aren’t being honest and just wanna sexualize him #despite the whole pub things the common consensus is 19 which is like minimum to not make u look creepy #and if someone tried to ship hobie with an adult yall would KNOW it’s weird despite being in ur late 20s and making i wanna rude edits #and again that’s just private thoughts based on my interpretation which I know isn’t factual bc the creators literally can’t make up their #-minds #and PSA Im perfectly fine with being wrong if hobie is solidly confirmed to be an adult in the movie I just think there’s nothing solidly #for or against it as of now so fighting forreal over it is stupid. can’t wait till y’all ignore him again 😭

[sunglassesmish]

https://twitter.com/chadfiveash/status/1622774120483106817?s=46&t=oYcY7PIb5a4M3b5HEgBtgQ

🥹 genuinely adore how appreciated misha is on the gk set!

god he looks so pretty 😭 they love him so much and i’m so glad he’s finally somewhere positive ❤️❤️❤️

#anon #ask #misha collins #idc what you say this set is better than the spn one for the simple fact they aren’t ‘pranking’ literally everyone relentlessly

[pissfizz]

I remember why I stopped reading this fic oh my god

#Yamaguchi would not ‘flirt with anything (sentient or not)’ he would not say ‘oh honey’ he would not be oblivious to how Tsukishima feels #YOU FUNDAMENTALLY MISUNDERSTAND EVERYRHING ABOUT HIS VERY SIMPLE CHARACTER #look as a yama fan I encourage expanding his character right #but in canon. his character is 1. social anxiety personified 2. a dork 3. kind of snarky 4. a follower and 5. Tsukki’s number one fan #also 6. very fucking passionate and determined #he can be expanded upon a lot both with canon facts and wih hcs #but more than anything he would NEVER be confident enough to flirt much less with anything possible #he also is literally the personification of loyalty he isn’t the type to do that anyway he finds one person and sticks to them #as seen with Tsukki and even yachi since it’s hinted he likes her (whom he NEVER FLIRTS WITH BTW) #he would not be sassy confident type to say ‘oh honey you are so fuxking dumb’ #he’s a dick but he’s not a to the face dick he’s a behind the back dick. and he usually laughs at what Tsukki says not makes the comments #and he’d NEVER SAY HONEY LIKE THAT THATS JUST NOT HIM #AND HED NEVER FUCKING BE OBLIVIOUS TO HOW TSUKISHIMA FEELS TSUKKI IS HIS GUY HIS BESTEST FRIEND EVER #idc if it’s not a ship fic about them you have to understand no matter what they’re a set and they care about each other more than anyone #regardless of the type of relationship they will never be the types to not notice when the other is suffering #sorry. i am passionate about people mischaracterizing them

[jadedontaskwhytoo]

They're just there to remind me that I'm single...

#waaaaaaahhhhh #ayrton senna #they're my roman empire #the fact that ayrton was so smitten on her since the beginning #idc what tf everybody says #they're so inlove im shoookkk #formula 1 #adriane galisteu #classic f1 #f1 classic

[chatpeach]

AND NOW ADRIEN KNOWS!!! HE KNOWS!!!! HE KNOWS MARINETTE HAS BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM THE WHOLE TIME AAAAAAUGH BUT ITS TOO LATE and even though he has his hopeful little “but maybe she can love me again” it’s like, YOU KNOW HE KNOWS HE JUST-A-FRIEND-ZONED HIMSELF OFF THE FUCKING MAP

#im losing my fucking mind you guys #i have literally been in that situation too #like realizing after the fact that someone has been in love with you but they moved on and you lost your chance #auuuuuugh its actually such good writing #idc what anyone says this is a good show #mlb #miraculous ladybug #elation spoilers #s5 spoilers #5.09 #exalation spoilers #exalation #marichat #mlb spoilers #ml spoilers

[grandquest]

Someone on Twitter posted the clip of chansey using softboiled to heal charizard and there’s replies like “rip happiny” and “what if it was a pokemon in the egg :(“ and I was gonna say be serious bc I thought the only pokemon on the ship in the fairy egg group were also 100% female, but it turns out snorunt is also in fairy LMAO

#obviously there’s not gonna be a happiny egg on the ship bc what??? would be the point of that #especially after Brock and his blissey ate up the trainer+healer pkmn duo competition #but can u fucking imagine lmao #anipoke #pokemon horizons #chansey #lucky #pokemon #it is really funny btw that there’s two different pokemon on the ship who’ve canonically procreated #idc what the anime says to tiptoe around it alright tandemouse breed #also polteageist made baby sinistea and they didn’t shy away from that fact

[mur-art]

It’s pretty much canon at this point that PA is Gov’s dad. What if in some kind of AU situation Gov and IDC were actual kids back in the day and PA actually had the opportunity to raise them like a normal dad? Anyway, here’s that AU... 

It’s still PA’s birthday here and that’s all that matters. 

Why is PA wearing glasses? Because my own OC versions of PA have always worn glasses so it’s kind of a habit at this point. Plus at least one east coast state needs glasses and I vote for PA. But only for reading. He’s an old-ass man after all.

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt history au #wttt pennsylvania #wttt gov #wttt idc #featuring questionably inaccurate 1790s fashion #bonus points if you know what famous painting this is based on #Papa PA teachin them everything he knows about being shady #PAPA PA #idk what's going on with the hair #i was trying to vaguely approximate whatever ben has #but let's say PA is experimenting with the romantic poet look #he's a man of culture #fun fact like my entire family is from PA like super early on #and my very first state OC back in high school was pennsylvania #anyway i'll shut up #mur art

[thekidsarentalright]

genuinely making me a lil insane to think just how many new ppl are gonna be listening to patrick bc of this collab and how many new ppl are gonna get into him/fob bc of it and how regardless of anything else it is a big moment in their career to have a collab of this caliber under their belt and how it’s gonna mean nothing but good for Them and basically. fob forever <3

#and like fucking obviously they didnt Need this collab theyre plenty popular and doing incredible on their own it’s just Cool like idk #i get so so emotional thinking abt like. patrick was the kid who didnt think he could sing and wore a hat to hide his eyes #as we all always say. and now he like. is so big. and is growing even bigger. and how impressive it is #think what u will of tswift but she doesnt matter to me here the fact she is a vehicle for his talent to get exposed to more ppl matters #to me like. it’s what he deserves idc . augh. #txt