#Irish shit

[drumlincountry]

I have no idea what general knowledge looks like so just in case

PEOPLE IN IRELAND - ispc.ie (run by the Irish Palestinian Solidarity Campaign) is an incomparable resource if you're looking for ways to help Palestine right now.

#Irish shit #Ireland #irish stuff #Me Fein

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

DC x DP Prompt

Some way, somehow (up to you), Dan, Danny, and Dani all end up living with Vlad.

Vlad is ecstatic. The three D's aren't, but it's not like they have a choice.

To push things forward, they end up begrudgingly going to a Wayne Gala with him, and like most gala kids, they were subjected to forceful, nosy, uncomfortable, and unnecessary questions from adults they don't like, and they know, don't really care.

One of the few obvious questions would be, 'How old are you?'.

Dan, despite being in a clone body of Danny, grows just a bit faster and taller than him and refuses to be the same age as that twerp. So he says that he's one year older than Danny.

Danny, who is absolutely pissed that his clone body is growing faster than him and also refuses to be the same age as that asshole, uses his actual age.

Dani, on the other hand, is having some internal struggles about being a clone and how her body and mind were basically forced to become more mature than she actually is. How she desperately wishes to be a child but will never have the opportunity to be. Or how she wants to be her own person but doesn't know how, and is simply borrowing from everyone around her.

She gets the dreaded question, 'How old are you?'. She doesn't want to be too close to Dan or Danny and 'copy' them. But she doesn't want to be too far off from them because she's really not much smaller than Danny, and also finds comfort in being close to them even if she is just 'copying' them. So she says she's a year younger than Danny.

The Gala goes on, yada yada yada. Then they go home.

A few weeks later, one of the D's (I'm thinking Dan) finds an online article about the Masters family and begins laughing their ass off.

Apparently, Irish twins were one thing. But Irish triplets? That had the general public and social elite in an uproar for weeks to come.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp prompt #lol i wanted to add the batfam but didn't know how #dani must be named dani for this prompt to work #lol this is word vomit #i just thought the idea of irish twins to be cool and went #WHAT ABOUT IRISH TRIPLETS!!!! #and that's how this shit came to be #Dani angst because if i was a clone i would constantly asking myself #am i me? #or am i just someone else pretending to be me? #do yall see my vision #do you?

[sweenstar-reblogs]

is anyone else tired

#it’s hard to prove suppression of a language when it’s more like . work n social spaces related like this #but this is shamelessly overt for once #‘it might be offensive !’ to the tar pit with u . #companies/institutions/majority of north Irish ppl stop equating Gaeilge with terrorism challenge (impossible) #i just can’t abide this shit . Gaeilge existed long before the IRA and barely any of its own members speak/spoke it . #it’s more exhausting when ppl do this with any SWANA language btw . utterly exhausting #gaeilge

[criptochecca]

Not all of the west. Ireland will always support Palestine and the oppressed 🇵🇸❤️🇮🇪

I was gonna check out about the leading government cause Sinn Féin is at the opposition rn and the leading party/government is center-right (correct me if im wrong?) but apparently Fianna Fail wanted to boycott products from occupied Palestine as well lmao Irish are truly the only Westerners who have always stood with the oppressed people of the world

#except for Bono #but every irish on my TL is shitting on Bono rn

[pixievi]

Queers supporting palestine are so stupid I can’t-

ur so fucking thick. ur brave enough to spout how ignorant you are yet you came into my asks anonymously. get ur head out of is*rel's ass. muppet

anyways I've been reposting some important things regarding ways you can help the people of palestine on my acc, give it a look! if you can't donate, make sure to share <3

(edit : I've made a post for compiling links to help palestine, here it is)

#you guys are so far up israels ass that you can do nothing but spout their shit #imagine coming to an irish woman and telling her to support colonisers #the ignorance #the gall #saoirse don phalaistín #palestine #queers for palestine #free palestine #fuck israel

[aurpiment]

I had a dream that I was watching The Terror again and it was… a bit different.

There was a plot where Francis Crozier was pregnant. Not by Fitzjames, no; they weren’t close like that. I think by someone who was 1) a casual hookup and 2) dead. He was confiding in Fitzjames about it, though, and complaining of breast soreness. Fitzjames asked him if he was sure he was pregnant and he said yes, that he recognized the symptoms from when he was younger, and then told a story about how his mother had helped him get an abortion when he was a teenager so he could pursue his then-incipient naval career.

Unfortunately, in the dream, I was watching this version of The Terror with my father and brother and they were confused. “But he’s a man! How is such a thing possible?”

“Transgender,” I explained impatiently, because it was obvious this was the direction the show had gone with the character, even though the actor playing him was still cisgender actor Jared Harris.

“But still, no way this would happen,” I added. “I mean, look at him. He’s GOT to be post-menopausal.”

#mt #this was like #well after the men had started dying #there’d been some disaster and the party had split and regathered #they’d gotten back onto the boat? #the ice had melted enough to sail a little? #mr hickey was there and kept trying to joint the conversation and Crozier kept telling him exasperatedly to drive the boat #all the while Crozier had a hand up his own shirt trying to relieve his #breast pain #anyway before you ask he DID have pale pink white person nipples. I seen them. #I think in the dream it was mastitis but that’s so rare antepartum #just one of the many ways the writing was unrealistic smdh! #but shout out to the imaginary Irish Catholic woman helping her kid get an abortion in like 1812. I DO want to believe. queen shit fr! #the terror #god Fitjames was such an idiot about it #it was like month four or five and he was like ‘do you think it could be a tumor’ #TUMORS DONT KICK HE JUST TOLD YOU IT WAS KICKING #DUMB ASS #but he was genuinely concerned as a friend so some crimes can be forgiven #francis crozier’s geriatric pregnancy hour #edit: the croziers were from ulster and Presbyterian. my bad! #sorry for calling his ma a Catholic do you forgive me

[awetistic-things]

the amount of people saying “why is ireland the only european country who‘s supporting palestine??” is gonna make me pass out

#i would say you should pay more attention in history class but we all know they ain’t teaching about that shit #ireland #palestine #free palestine #northern ireland #irish #free west bank #west bank #israel

[shit-talker]

Roach definitely has a tiktok where he literally just shitposts but it is super fucking popular for no reason. Because of the really spotty internet he has basically all of the time, he doesn't really interact with any of his fans, but there was once like five months where he didnt post and people started cancelling him for "propaganda".

It had all pretty much calmed down by the time he even realised it was happening, but in response he posted a video of Gaz and Soap, both high on pain meds laying in beds next to each other meowing at each other because they both think the other is a real cat (for some reason). He just slowly pans it to Ghost, who is sitting deadly still, eyes balnkly staring at a wall. He looks tormented. He switches the camera to his own face and pulls the polite-awkward-british-smile and just nods.

It's got clown music playing in the background, and the caption with absolutely no hashtags is just "Honestly thought my account was the definition of 'anti propoganda' but ok (i am in hell (please save me (this is a joke (for legal reasons (god bless the queen)))))

Almost every single comment is ; "It's a king now actually"

He then posts a video of him and the guys all saluting to a picture of Trisha Paytas. No caption at all. No hashtags.

#gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #is this totally unrealistic? #yes #do i care? #no #price does definitely keep telling him to stop #and roach definitely keeps posting #they are that one tiktok of that soldier dressed in a womans dress (Gaz) and their sergeant appeared behind him (ghost) #like thats them #is this too political for the king and trisha payras rn? #idk im irish #im like bred to hate the monarchy or some shit #shit talker talks #roach tok

[casthesixteenth]

Just finished Blue Eye Samurai on Netflix and it was incredible.

Spoilers!!

The Art, the murder, Mizu's pure and unending rage, the fact that Taigen is our 2020's Li Shang - bi awakening and all (y'all this man gave us a sexually fraught wrestling match between two supposed men that ended with him getting a bona-fide boner from being pinned down by his freind/rival/enemy/childhood victim). The discussions that will spawn about race and gender, Mizu's self-loathing quest for revenge on the men who potentially brought her/them/him into a world that was always going to despise her/them/him for even existing. Akemi "I want to be great" in response to Taigen "I don't care about being great, I just want to be happy".

EPISODE 5!! THE ONRYŌ!! EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SHOW!!

But the thing that I'm obsessing over the most is that Mizu fucking burned Edo to the ground to kill Abijah, and then she/they/he didn't even fucking kill him! Hello? I know there's reasons and everything but still that city is burnt fucking dead and Mizu is just off on a boat to London with one of her three living potential fathers in the brig so she can better find the other two.

Also just "The biggest city in the world is burning to the ground as a blood sacrificeto your revenge. Your white half is showing." What a line Abijah you goddamn madlad.

I'm frothing at the mouth for season 2

#blue eye samurai #mizu #taigen #akemi blue eye samurai #abijah fowler #li shang #mulan #every line out of abijah fowler's mouth is just *chef's kiss* #he's such a villanous piece of shit #“your bones break like a womans” #he's irish #he's one of four white men who have been in Japan in the past 2.5 decades #he did his waiting #12 years of it #at the top of a very fancy castle that he had full control of #abijah lovers where you at? #or am I just shouting into the void like a psychopath #“didn't i kill you” he's such an insidious asshole #i love him(derogatory)

[drumlincountry]

Has anyone tried telling Joe Biden that Ireland won't like him anymore if he keeps arming a genocide? Mayo county council should issue a statement saying he's barred or Something.

#Palestine #I'm sorry i'm sorry i'm not even joking I am incredibly frustrated by the limits of irelands ability to do anything more for palestine #COULD WE FOCUS ALL OUR EFFORTS ON EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATING THIS EVIL OLD MAN #I'M CALLING ON THE PEOPLE OF BALLINA #ANY PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHERS WANNA GET THEIR CLASS WRITING HIM LETTERS #THERE ARE OPTIONS #IRISH SHIT #me Fein

[jell-o101]

I’m gonna put it out there because my brain cannot contain my excitement for this idea.

First, let me explain.

When I was around…what…6? I was gifted my first ever Gameboy Advance. I only had four games. Hamtaro Ham-Ham Heartbreak (never found all of the ham chats lol), Sonic Advanced (only ever beat the game as Tails because his flying allowed me to swim out of the water when I was drowning), Super Mario World Advanced, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3 Advanced (gifted to me the day it came out. Never beat it because I kept dying to the sun on world 2 and then lost the copy)

Ok ok. This was my only source of Mario content at the time besides Mario 64, Sunshine, and Mario Party, so 6 year old me thought the “Bros” in the title meant like “friends”. You know? Like “This is my bro!” So little Jell-O here thought Mario and Luigi were friends, not brothers.

But Jell-O, you might ask. They look the same! Surely you weren’t that dumb? You underestimate my stupidity. But at the same time it made sense as to why I thought they weren’t brothers? Peach and Daisy also looked similar to me as a kid, and they weren’t related. So my confusion was justified!

So as a Hispanic child who was bilingual, when I first heard Mario say “Mama Mia,” I concluded that he was Mexican since that phrase also works in Spanish (fun fact, the direct translation of Mama Mia is “Mother of mine”). I should have taken the hint that they were blood related when I also heard Luigi say the same thing every time he died, but my dumb ass was so convinced that they weren’t related that I assume he was Irish because he was GREEN CNLKDWLKCWSNPKSDNKP. Somehow I knew what Ireland was, but not Italy 💀.

With all of this in mind, I wanna make a roommates AU where Mario and Luigi are NOT brothers. Mario is Mexican with a little bit of a potty mouth and Luigi is a superstitious Irishmen who is weary of mushrooms and ghosts (tbh, not that different from canon Luigi)

Just picture a scenario where they both try to gift each other flags of their respective countries, but they confuse both flags for the Italian Flag 😭

Luigi: *staring at the Italian flag that Mario is trying to pass off as the Irish flag* Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Mario, the flag has ORANGE, not RED.

Mario: *staring at the Italian flag that Luigi is trying to pass off as the Mexican flag* What happened to the eagle?

#luigi #mario #Roomates AU #I studied a bit of Irish to make enough jokes for Luigi #Mario stubbing his toe and cursing in Spanish is the funniest shit to me #Luigi’s accent becoming less understandable as he rambles on #and Mario getting confused is also funny to me

[nyamcattt]

who let her cook!?! 💀

#my art #moicy #overwatch #moira o'deorain #angela ziegler #my fav mercy headcanon is that she can't cook #at all #absolutely not #but she's too proud to admit it #people assume because she was orphaned young she's at least be decent at cooking #they were wrong #moira is the eldest daughter in a huge catholic irish family #she's canonically good at baking and cooking #meanwhile mercy make shit coffee #anyways enjoy this domestic moicy

[mochirialgworl]

Bro if this is directed at CallMeKevin that's racist as hellllll /j

#callmekevin #irish #ireland #youtube drama #youtuber #youtube #dumbassery #jim pickens #potato #this is important #dumb shit #cmk #shark tank

[trans-cuchulainn]

one of the reasons i object to the random assignation of words like "mythology" and "folklore" to some medieval literature (and by random i mean interchangeably and with no real consideration of what they mean) is that when you look at what gets called mythology and what gets acknowledged as literature, it's very othering, it's very noticeable that english and french material generally gets to be literature* and lit in celtic languages is folklore, and it often obscures the actual historical context of that material. in particular it obscures the literate, learned institutions that produced that literature whether courtly or ecclesiastical in favour of attributing it to some nebulous voice of the people that ignores the complex web of influences and powers that shaped those stories

if chaucer isn't folklore then a fourteenth century irish text isn't either. if shakespeare isn't folklore then a sixteenth century irish text isn't either. etc etc. the anonymity of the author does not make it any less a self consciously literary production within a learned environment with influences from classical and contemporary literature written to support political aims or to respond to contemporary events

folklore exists, and is not these texts (it does a disservice to folklore and folklorists to assume you can approach them in the same way methodologically tbh!). mythology exists, and is a difficult-to-discern thread that runs through some of these texts (i find the dindsenchas elements particularly convincing as mythological, but otherwise it's hard to identify what's what, particularly when authors are making classical allusions all the time). but what the majority of these texts are, at face value, is literature. the way that they get othered and made out to be somehow more primitive and magical just bc they're in celtic languages and (usually) anonymous really pisses me off

*arthurian material is the exception but this usually relies on some vague notion of celtic origins so it's actually the same phenomenon wearing a different hat

#oh yeah this is definitely discourse sorry #reblogs OFF replies ready to be shot on sight #there are uses of terms like myth that are more grounded and sound than these uses #they're not the ones i'm talking about #i'm talking about the arbitrary description of any and all irish literature as 'celtic mythology' and/or folklore #and like. not to vagueblog ao3 but. also ao3's garbage tag wrangling contributes to this #i will continue to stubbornly tag my shit as medieval Irish lit #it is not ancient religion and lore. it's a fucking fifteenth century text my dude

[vyorei]

I just got this ad on my blog

Uh

Yes

They're also doing shit like this whilst Palestinians are slaughtered and I have absolutely no sympathy whatsoever for Apartheid Israel:

#free gaza #gaza strip #irish solidarity with palestine #free palestine #palestine #gaza #news on gaza #al jazeera #boycott israel #israel #The fuck is this shit? #Israeli propaganda #Seriously like wtf #Personal

[mysterious-mr-crow]

my Irish Morella agenda!!! she literally drinks Guinness as part of her last meal at the banquet, AND shepherd's pie???? quintissential Irish meal. literally every household here has made it at least once (might also be a British thing too?? not sure but the Guinness is steering straight into Irish territory for me). Also the CELTIC KNOT MOTIFS IN HER SPECTRE DESIGN!!! I love her sm it's so rare to find well rounded Irish characters in media let alone the very specific niche that nevermore fills of being a queer gothic romance thriller (?) so she makes me incredibly happy!!

#idk what county she'd be from but vibes are telling me west of ireland #though I'm partial to the cork and donegal accents too and I think she'd sound so cute #would probably be incredibly difficult for the other characters to understand her though #hc that she says 'oh sugar!' instead of shit #like when she drops things #honestly just some Irish slang and hiberno english in general pls #like 'it's grand' 'im after doing x' #nevermore #nevermore webtoon #morella nevermore #I hope its canon but even if not the (what I perceive to be) Irish details fill me with so much joy