Big Three Cousins Movie Night
(and nicknames)
Nico: *arriving* Hey, Pine Cone.
Thalia: Sup ghostie boy.
Nico: Where's Percy?
Thalia: Not here yet. Did you bring snacks?
Nico: Of course.
Thalia: Please tell me you brought more than just fruit snacks.
Nico: Oh please like I'd share my fruit snacks with you. I brought popcorn, M&Ms for you and blue gummy worms for Ocean Boy.
Thalia: Good then, I brought the sleeping bags and pillows.
Nico: The good ones?
Thalia: Of course! The hunters of Artemis only carry the best of sleeping equipment!
Nico: *mumbles* Only good thing about them.
Thalia: What was that, Death Boy?
Nico: Nothing.
Thalia: That's what I thought.
Nico: *growing impatient* Where is, Corn chip?
Thalia: I'm sorry.... Are you referring to Percy?
Nico: Yes. All he's been eating are fucking corn chips!
Thalia: Are they blue corn chips?
Nico: What kind of question is that?
Thalia: Yeah that was dumb. Of course they're blue!
Nico: Duh!
Thalia: But uh... Why are you so mad about his blue corn chips.
Nico: Because he's a fucking hypocrite! He told on me to Will when I was only eating fruit snacks but now he won't eat anything except the corn chips!
Thalia: *trying not to laugh* Okay then....
Nico: *rambling* and corn chips aren't even that good! Potato chips are so much better! At least they have flavor! He doesn't even dip them in anything he just eats them plain!
Thalia: Yes that is absolutely despicable of him. I mean, the nerve of some people!
Nico: Shut up, Birds Nest.
Thalia: Hey I was the whole tree, not just a birds nest.
Nico: I was referring to your hair.
Thalia: Wow, you're almost as much of a bitch as Sea Horse is.
Nico: Please, no one can compete with him on the bitchiest. Speaking of, where is Surfer Dude. He wants us to spend time together and then he's late!
Percy: *walks in*
Thalia: There's The Walking Wet Floor Sign!
Nico: *snorts* That's a new one.
Thalia: I know, it's great isn't it?
Nico: I still like "fish face"
Percy: Really guys? I just got here and you're already insulting me.
Nico: No that's wrong, we were insulting you before you got here.
Thalia: Are all fish this late to their own movie night?
Percy: At least I'm not a flightless bird.
Nico: A flightless bird and the nest all in one!
Thalia: Okay we better get the movie started before I commit two first degree murders!
Nico: Actually it would be second degree. For first degree you'd have to have premeditated, meaning you planned it. Second degree would apply here since you're doing it out of anger and in the heat of the moment.
Thalia and Percy: *no words*
Nico: *casual as can be* Also if you kill me my glow stick boyfriend will kill you so make your next move wisely.
Percy: Do I wanna ask....?
Thalia: Probably not.
Nico: I've met a lot of serial killers.
Percy: You were right, I shouldn't have asked.
Thalia: Uh huh... Moving right along! What movies did you bring, Whale Man?
Percy: Well Sparky, I brought a few I thought we could agree on.
Nico: Okay but no zombie movies!!!
Thalia: Why the fuck not? Those are the best?
Percy: Are you scared of zombie movies?
Nico: No, they're just so unrealistic it pisses me off. And no slashers either!
Thalia: Oh I am with you on that one! It's always some girl who always runs towards the killer!
Nico: Right! And it's always so predictable who the killer is.
Percy: Okay..... I've got some comedies.
Nico: No, I never understand like half of the jokes.
Thalia: You think that's cause of the Autism or the 70 years in the casino thing?
Nico: Not sure.
Thalia: You got any Romance?
Percy:.... You hate romance movies.....
Thalia: Yes but I do enjoy making fun of them.
Nico: I agree, that's a comedy I can enjoy.
Percy: No we are not watching a movie just to make fun of it.
Thalia: Why not? That's why we watched The Bee Movie.
Nico: He doesn't want to cause he enjoys cheesy romance movies.
Percy: How about a Sci-Fi movie?
Nico: Sure.
Thalia: No.
Percy: Okay... Apocalyptic?
Nico: No.
Percy: We could watch an ocean documentary.
Thalia: Only you would enjoy that.
Percy: Hey, I can understand what all of the sea creatures say, it's like an underwater soap opera.
Nico: But only you can understand.
Percy: Fine.. what about-?
Thalia: It's useless, were never going to agree.
Nico: Wanna watch the usual?
Thalia and Percy: *nods*
Percy: *puts on Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs*
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