#i’m sooooo normal

[mimi-croissant]

“He hates freestyle jazz.”

“Hold the olives. He’s allergic.”

#nimona #so i finsijed it #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #i’m sooooo normal

[anotherdescentintomadness]

TaeMin BPM Visual Film 🧡

#Taemin #taemin new chapter #big planet made #lee taemin #i’m sooooo normal #about this #and everything else he does #But THIS??? #Not Lee TaeMin just making iconic moves once again #So proud of him #I’m gonna be screaming about this for days #taemin sir #He deserves everything #i love him your honor #Youtube #shinee taemin #shinee

[bijoharvelle]

HE SAID I LOVE YOU

HE SAID OVER TEN YEARS AGO I GRIPPED YOU TIGHT AND RAISED YOU FROM PERDITION AND I LEFT MY MARK ON YOU BUT YOU LEFT YOUR MARK ON ME TOO AND EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER DONE HAS BEEN FOR LOVE BUT EVERYTHING I’VE EVER DONE HAS ALSO BEEN FOR LOVE BECAUSE IT’S ALL BEEN FOR YOU

#i’m sooooo normal

[tired-and-swaggy]

nearly going into a stroke trying to stop myself from saying “House M.D reference!” as my bio teacher talks about universal donors/reciprocants and blood type

#I’m sooooo normal #house Md

[cowboyx2]

she says it’s a love story. and it is. and it’s the most fucked up thing you’ll see. and she loves him. and it doesn’t fucking matter. and he loves her. and it never really mattered. because he knew what he was going to do, there was no choice. WHEN IS THERE EVER A CHOICE!!!!

#i’m sooooo normal #actually. we’re past normal. i’m just brave #the bravest #fleabag

[im-so-tethered]

Becoming a slut online is so enriching n_n

#come and play #I’m sooooo normal

[ladystardust-wannabe]

family tree (intro), the opening track, talking of not being able to escape the mothers blood, but screaming and trying to rid yourself of its stain anyway, dreaming of running away from the root that birthed you into this family tree you so despise

and then cut to strangers, the closing track, the final lines show that same mother being the last thoughts of comfort for her dead girl — “I never blamed you for loving me the way that you did…. Mama, just know that I love you (I do), and I'II see you when you get here”

to go from desperately wanting to be freed from her, to yearning in the afterlife waiting for her to arrive. and nothing about her has changed in this time. only the way you see her.

—— a mother: damnation, salvation

#preachers daughter #ethel cain #daughters of cain #mothers #i’m sooooo normal #preachers daughter is my barbie movie #family tree (intro)

[fellshish]

Whenever i find out someone’s blocked me i block them right back so when they realise their mistake and decide i’m actually super cool and unblock me they’re in for a surprise lolololol pls @ everyone like me 🥺

#i’m sooooo normal

[romanarose]

I am a completely sane person who collects completely sane things

#they definitely don’t all have names #or back stories and personalities #it’s normal I swear #I’m sooooo normal #dolls #doll collection #this isn’t even all my dolls #this is just the porcelain ones #send help #they are holding me hostage

[cutiromer0]

#just going to leave this here #cuti slapping his abs #..... #i’m sooooo normal #cuti romero

[feyburner]

Concept: The Gotham Citizen app has a forum for posting candid photos of vigilantes and there’s an ongoing phenomenon where photos of Tim are impossibly gorgeous no matter the angle and photos of Dick (one of the most beautiful people in the entire world) look like when you take high-speed photos of Olympic athletes mid-sport

#you’d think it would be the other way round. but no #the day this news hits the groupchat is a day from which dickie never fully recovers #meanwhile everyone else is like oh i’m sooooo sorry there’s one single genre of photo where you don’t look like god personally carved you. #how’s it feel being NORMAL #meanwhile-meanwhile tim’s like . is that actually what i look like . and steph’s like ilu but not rly tbh #dc #droring #tim drake #dick grayson

[llmsos]

If you need to be mean, be mean to me.

#jason todd #red hood #dc #batman #jason todd fanart #robin dc #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne fanart #bruce wayne #jason todd and bruce wayne #batman fanart #I’m sooooo normal right now. #crack baby and I don’t smoke have been on the repeat for the past 7 hours #very happy very normal #happy times #the lyric if your hands need to break more then the trinkets in your room you can lean on my arm and break my heart #very chill

[wife-beam]

you ever think about sqq giving his life to save luo binghe— no back up plans, no way out of it, really knowing that this time it’s IT— and that all he really wants, all that he asks for, is for luo binghe to live well

#bingqiu #i’m sooooo normal im so normal about them #like #you ever have to stop and think about how much sqq loves him #i wouldn’t be able to kill you even if it was to save the world #but to save you i’ll give you everything i have #im normal

[existential-labrador]

Something something Mobius dropping all of the toys to show Loki a jetski being symbolic for him dropping everything to help Loki something something

#i’m sooooo normal about them #🥹🥹🥹 #lokius #loki #loki spoilers #loki season 2 spoilers #loki season 2 #mobius #mobius m mobius

[l3viat8an]

HAVE THOUGHTS BUT I'M TOO AFRIAD TO POST THEM SO I'M SENDING THEM TO U INSTEAD CUZ I THINK U MIGHT LIKE IT

Imagine Admiral! Levi who just starts whining and moaning pathetically as your hand wraps around his cock(s). There's nothing special about the way you're jerking him off. But the way you have Hell's Grand Admiral, A Lord of the Devildom in your hands, eyes filled with tears at was essentially just a simple blowjob.

Something so simply, Vanilla

For him to act like you were fucking his brains out, it was a pathetic display. And you making sure to tell him that. What would his subordinates think? Their Commanding officer being such a slut for a weak human.

Leviathan, a demon with a body count in the millions, acting like so submissive.

Ajshsjjajd i love sub levi so much💕

Nsfw

Hsjaywuagajag nonnie ily for this <3

And the way Levi’s hips buck up to meet your hand and he whimpers, agreeing with you that he really is pathetic. You make him this way-

He doesn’t want to think about what his subordinates would think….really he should be stronger then this, but it’s you.

Levi’s always a mess when it comes to you…he knows it too-

Something so simple….so plan like a handjob shouldn’t feel so fuckin’ good. But knowing it’s your hand and your voice and just you….is enough to have him whining your name and cumming all over your hand…

#I’m sooooo normal about sub! Levi <333 (lying XD) #idk how I didn’t see this sooner!!- sorry anon T_T #anon! #levi <333 #obey me! #obey me smut #obey me levi x reader #obey me levi #obey me x reader #om! smut #obmswd smut #obmswd x reader #om! x reader #om! leviathan #roro writes

[spiderversegf]

a peek into my convos w my husband

#🍜 #i followed this message by saying ‘i’m sorry i said it but it was the truth’ #i prommy i send such normal texts im sooooo normal and can be trusted w my loved one’s phone numbers #🦇