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NEW RUSSIAN EDITION COVER ART BY @/DJUNEY9

#AAAAAAAAAAAA #love this #look at this bitch #incredible

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Whatever makes you happy Qinghua!

“I actually based Mobei Jun after my ideal man…”

“Your ideal man..?”

#sqq knowing immediately something is deeply wrong with sqh #so funny #svsss

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I'm on a "give SJ a happy ending" agenda where kid SJ reverse transmigrated into the modern world and subsequently gets adopted by kid SY. In this au, SY happens to be an only child who desperately wanted a sibling. He found a feral skrunkly SJ and imprinted on him (right after SJ tried to pickpocket him).

Would probably add more to this au in the future

#this is really cute #svsss

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u know the korean bingqiu chibis that are holding hands…… yeah

#BRINGING THIS BACK EVERYONE LOOK AT THEM

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helloooooo would you like a scum villain zine. peep this link

#SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS #svsss

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Cross posting from twitter in case anyone's interested!!

Plain link

Direct link to auction (eBay)

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Blood, necromancy, women, dragons, and eye strain 🌞

(i promise to take a break from red after this lol)

#oh this fucking rules #dungeon meshi

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irrationally aggravated by people who see me talk about body hair in some fashion and go “but what if I shave for sensory reasons?” the fuck does that have to do with me? are you asking me for permission? absolution? you want me to hand you an exemption card? “but what if I shave for sensory reasons?” well since you feel the need to ask I guess the answer is you have to go to feminist jail and there’s now a bounty on your head. whatever.

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next sha po lang volume is out yeeesssssss

#let’s fucking go

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I love it when characters are like "what have you done to me?" when they're in love

#bingge ❤️

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Eww, I'm crossing you out.

#jennifer’s body #aauuughgh

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yes critical analysis of media is super valuable but I think suspension of disbelief isn't practiced enough

"the beginning relied so much on fate/chance meetings/a bizarre set of circumstances that could have solved the conflict if avoided" babe that's an inciting incident

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Have we considered what it means that Laois is so good at killing monsters, the one thing he loves, and so bad at fighting humans, the thing he feels most distance from. And inverse Kabru is terrible at killing monsters, the one thing he wants to destroy, but so good at killing humans he would have killed Falin 6 different times when he tried to kill her if her anatomy had been more human, despite his love for and drive to protect humanity? Have we considered what it means to be able to kill that which you love but not that you hate? Has anyone fucking considered the imposter syndrome that has to come from only being good at killing that which you love most??? The fear of not being able to protect yourself from the thing you most think is a threat simply because you cannot find a way to understand it enough to take it's life?

#damn ok

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heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]

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victor frankenstein had post partum depression

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actually very sweet when i’m talking to parents and wishing them a happy belated mother’s day and they say “you too”. so cute. i do not have a baby thank u

#can’t even say anything about my age people ARE popping out babies now #what am i a 27 year old child bride etc etc

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Bingqiu joined the sticker collection, which means I have all four canon MXTX couples done! Yaay! ;D