What if Jon and Martin don't know they're stuck in a computer? The whole thing just lends itself to some kind of Matrix AU. They're living their lives. Them reading those statements is actually them reading statements at that simulated reality's Magnus Institute, bleeding through into reality. They only gradually become aware that... something is very wrong. Adventures ensue.
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Exquisite Corpse
(Add 1-6 sentences per reblog (not in the tags). If dialogue, they finish their statement and you can add a sentence of speech tags. Participate as many times as you want but let someone go in between every rb. Make it silly. Bring in fandom shit, just know that no one is obligated to care/know who your fave is before they add more. Come. Play with me in this space.) I’ll start.
Blorbo Bleebus was just some guy. He had no idea all of the situations he was soon to encounter. All he knew was that he had long yearned to be a bassoonist, and that he was willing to do just about anything to get his best friend to notice him romantically.
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Can everyone on Tumblr stop talking shit about Zepotha and just do it the right way? Like it’s a fun and cool idea and we have the correct format to do it here on Tumblr. Whose gonna stop us? I’m just saying it would be much more fun to make it work than it would be to list all the reasons why it doesn’t? Doesn’t that give you the perfect blueprint to do it right?
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spn episode where there are evil clowns killing people and they hatch from clown eggs and somehow Sam lands in a nest of hatching eggs and all these tiny little clowns start swarming him like piranhas. Will he overcome his fear or will Dean have to rescue him?
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Thoughts?
✨Little red riding hood AU
✨Bunny!Koo and Wolf!Joon
✨Cute bun Koo lost in the woods and Hungry Joon
✨ Predator/ Prey dynamics
✨ Dark but Happy ending?... NSFW?... Bun falls in love with the wolf
Imagine: Wolf!Joon captures Bunny!JK and fattens him up to be a better meal.
Hehe:
Joon rests a paw on Jungkook's tummy and gently squeezes, kneading into his middle to feel if he's gaining weight. He is. His belly softly dimples underneath the wolf's fingers and he tries to not blush at how his tummy is soft and supple, filling in from eating well.
"That's delicious," the wolf purrs, patting his tummy in praise. "You're fattening well, little bunny."
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A silly future idea but--
Adult Kyrie: *shifts from her "human" form into a horrifying monster*
Most Likely an Ally: I'M LOOKING RESPECTFULLY!
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okay okay so in an anime i’m watching the cliffhanger reveal was a arachne/drider/ half spider half human monster, but the way they did it was weird. so it looked like a normal massive spider, and then the human part sat up.
but of course. of course, its a female spider monster, so with the slow pan up and the half-human reveal, her tiddies take up most of the screen for a bit. But the way they did it, the way it looked on top of the spiders head, I thought they were large eyes.
so. what if the humanoid part of these half insect monsters evolved like, not like an anglers lure, but like a complicated snail eyes, with the arms coming out the sides to manipulate things real finely real close to the big peepers. they lived in the dark and instead of losing the sight they just got a pair of really big eyes to check some specific small things. idk, like, to combat the “no really I’m super poisonous” deceit mushrooms. you’ve seen the memes with the “ambrosia brown caps” and the “dumb idiot fool brown caps” looking identical.
they can’t go to the surface with their tiddeyes out, propriety aside, as the lights outside would be hellish. real fancy how humans already had special tiddeye holders, what weird convergent evolution! however this leads to some sad encounters with monsterfuckers going in for a grope and squeezing an eyeball.
This has been bouncing in my head for a week now. It feels like some intricate pottery in my brainspace that I’m admiring. I just had the eyeball grope thought and needed to share the pain/amusement
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Do you know those commentary videos where there's a voice-over and some game in the background?
yeah, how about that but with like retro and or obscure games? like they would be ranting about how the fact that we know that reality we perceive is not the universe's true form since we only see a limited amount of colors and only see in 3 dimensions and something like wreaking crew, Q*bert or even Centipede just casually playing.
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I just had an idea for a character dynamic that would endlessly amuse me.
Character A: kinda inept but knows what they’re trying to do
Character B: fills in for their flaws purely so people take them being their rival/enemy seriously
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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Wanted to bring attention to the fact that Bisan called for mass protests today (April 1st). It’s okay if you can’t march yourself, but please make it a point to spread this so that those who can march do so—and also take this as your own checkpoint to ask yourself if you’ve been faltering in terms of sharing information about Palestine, doing what you can to fund humanitarian aid in Palestine, and staying informed as to the ongoing genocide in Palestine. Some might say it has been 6 months of this, but to me that’s all the more reason to make noise now more than ever. This is one of very few spaces on the Internet where Palestine has not been abandoned in people’s endless efforts to dehumanize Arabs. Please continue amplifying the dialogue surrounding this genocide. Free Palestine. Free Palestins always.
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