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Tessa Brooks, The Magnus Archives Episode 65: "Binary" // Colin Becher, The Magnus Protocol, Episode 1: "First Shift"
(haha i'm soooo not worried abt whatever the fuck is going on w the computers in TMAGP. i'm fine they're fine we're all fine. let's not spend too much time thinking about it!!!!)
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wishful-soda · 2 years
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⚠️!!SPOILERS TO ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ CHAPTER THIRTEEN OF "SPEAK OF THE DEVIL" (but if you haven't read it...what're you doing, go and read it!!)⚠️
OKAY THIS IS NOT A DRILL, CHAPTER 13 IS UP!! Literally I was in english class and the notification popped up and I sent the screenshot to my bestie like "AAAAHHH HERE IT IS!!!" she was very excited for me 😌
Ms. Soda, bestie, bro, dear...buckle up cause we gotta talk about this (all good things, I promise!)
But before I get into it, did tumblr eat my ask again?? I sent one uhhh two days ago I think...did it just not show up? this is so sad! 😭
Anyway! here we go...
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Thank GOD that the reader said "charlie" earlier after leaving Danny's room bc...it just makes things make so much more sense. Did you plan that or was it just a happy accident?
The whole breakfast scene was so like "is Maxy gonna sus them out??" to "awww, theyre like a couple and she can't have this with Danny bc nobody supports ittttt" to general wholesomeness and fluff. I loved it so much!
I love love love LOVE the thought that Daniel is late so often that people tell him to get to places half an hour early hahahah! Some family friends of ours are usually told to get to an event two hours early because they're fashionably late...*always*. but we love 'em for it.
DANIEL! DON'T LEAVE YOUR PHONE! YOU LOVABLE DORKY BEAUTIFUL IDIOT WHYYYYYY. I face palm. I love him, but he's so....ugh, ya know??
"Max laughed, shaking his head like whatever it was a doozy. " boy...if only he knewwwww!!! It was. And he would've known about it if hE REMEMBERED HIS GODDAMN PHONE. It's so daniel-core to be a complete grownass man child. (God these sound so mean, I swear i love him 😂)
It's also just the best thing that he's too busy ogling the reader to even notice Charles' presence. my guy. keep your dick calm please and thank you<3
I must say, when you wrote about him standing outside the restroom with his arms crossed and hands in fists I could only imagine like...a child in a temper tantrum trying not to explode. which is just perfect for him. on the one hand, I live and breathe for the miscommunication trope between two characters, on the other hand I just wanna smack them upside the head like "what're you thinking??" and I must thank you for evoking this emotion out of me.
But then Charles comes up all concerned! he truly is baby and i love him. He's all innocent and just playing along. Except for that smirk when they're at the table. I love it! (and later when he knows what daniel means with the cheesecake comment 👀)
Charles, Charles, Charles....that jealousy comment? I was fully expecting fisticuffs from Daniel. And I mean we got pretty closeeee
...okay i'm just gonna say it now....thank god for tablecloths because what fun would we have without them 😏
BUT AGAIN CHARLES THE BABY WAS LIKE "r u ok??"
Ms. Soda,
I nearly started squealing when I noticed that the chapter was over. Thank you for this masterpiece and I can't wait for the next one!(hopefully no migraine bc Ik that sucked for you)
Sincerely, 💜
P.S. this was an amazing read, thank you for pushing through and getting it to us ASAP, it means a lot to us<3
I so appreciate the spoiler warning, that is wonderful. 🤣 Also I love that you told your best friend, I'm so flattered! I don't have another ask from you from a few days ago, no! 😭
I did plan the 'Charlie' incident! Our reader didn't plan it however, it was a happy accident in her world!
I have no idea why but I just get that vibe from Daniel, that he's one of those dudes who is always late. Maybe I'm just projecting that on to him, but I just feel it okay 😅 Also; TWO HOURS?! that's next level late, what a life they're living.
Literally the entire situation could have be avoided if the idiot remembered his phone. I love him but omfg he really is walnut sometimes.
I feel like the chaos is just next level in this chapter and I stg I didn't plan it that way when I started it, it just got outta control which is the vibe of the chapter so full circle?
Also Charles just slid into the role so well and was so precious and I didn't even expect that, but I'm digging it.
Drink,
I'm so thrilled that you loved it and I can't even tell you how much I appreciate this download of thoughts, I live for asks like this and they just make my day. THANK YOU. ILY BBY!!!! 🥰
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TEXT | ANDERGAN
Rory: so -- I think you might've grabbed my socks after last night.
Rory: no biggie, you can uh -- keep them?
Rory: hahaha
Liv: HA
Liv: It's like you knew I put them in my box of things I stole from a rad night
Rory: you took 'em?
Rory: I thought I was losing my mind, to be fair
Liv: No lolol
Liv: I mean I grabbed a pile of clothes and I bet your socks are in it
Liv: But I didn't steal them on purpose
Liv: It was a rad night though!
Rory: definitely wild.
Rory: a first for me, so -- thank you.
Rory: is it weird to thank you?
Liv: Nah, it wouldn't be the first time
Liv: Back in the day virgins were my favorite and then I realized it was actually super fucked up this is a nice...middle ground. Threesome virgin 🙂
Rory: I definitely didn't see it going that way when I came over to chill with Alex, but I'm not mad.
Liv: HA I was genuinely shocked he got back to me so fast
Rory: ... I honestly didn't even think Alex thought I was sexy to be frank.
Liv: lol
Liv: Seriously?
Liv: You are super sexy
Liv: Of course he noticed
Rory: well NOW I know
Rory: I just thought he thought of me as a buddy or whatever
Liv: Buddy's don't fuck like that
Liv: Usually
Rory: .... I mean, they could.
Rory: but -- you're also very much hot.
Liv: Well, would you look at that? Three hotties hooked up last night.
Liv: NICE
Rory: I suppose you are right.
Rory: wise AND beautiful 😉
Liv: That sums me up 🙂
Liv: should we do it again sometime?
Rory: I mean, I’m certainly down
Rory: I never thought I’d be the guy doing this though, haha
Liv: Does it make you feel bad or something?
Rory: Nah, not at all.
Rory: I mean, it's a little weird the two of ya dated.
Rory: and then -- I just
Liv: It was hardly dating man
Liv: I don't commit
Liv: ever
Liv: So I can just be here until ya'll finally decide to date
Rory: ah --- I don't think that's quite in the cards hahahahahaha.
Liv: which?
Liv: what?
Rory: He and I dating?
Rory: I like -- wouldn't go that far.
Liv: why?
Liv: omg are you internally homophobic
Liv: babyyyyyyyyyyy
Rory: No!
Rory: I just have never actually dated a guy, like--- I knew I was into men ever since this man in my year in secondary school invited me to his house for a holiday, but like --
Liv: So you're like me and don't like commitment?
Rory: I mean, I do.
Rory: I just don't think he likes me that way
Liv: Maybe not yet
Liv: but he's a heart guy
Rory: He's great.
Honestly.
Rory: not being clingy, or anything, though
Liv: I'm not one to believe in stereotypes and this clearly proves that stereotypes aren't real but I STG all the men in my life are soooooooooooo emotionally charged.
Liv: Don't overthink
Liv: He needs people right now
Liv: and people like you, that wanna be there?
Liv: thats the good shit
Rory: I mean, I think he's great.
Liv: Yes
Liv: I know
Liv: He is great
Rory: so --- the commitment thing really doesn't suit ya, eh?
Liv: nah dude
Liv: My mom is the loveliest lady
Liv: truly
Liv: I miss her like all the time
Liv: but she just lost herself for a dumb man and mm
Liv: nah i'm not losing me for someone else
Rory: well, what if they were a great person? Y'know?
Liv: plenty of people are great Ror
Liv: but I don't work like that I guess
Rory: well, I wish ya happiness regardless
Liv: I wish it for you too!
Rory: I'm just grand 😉 hahah, I had a feckin' threesome last night
Liv: You gonna brag about it or just to us? hahaha
Rory: I mean, I shouldn't kiss and tell, right?
Liv: probably not
Liv: I just think its really awesome you're happy about it
Liv: It was a lot of fun for me too
Rory: I mean, you're literally stunning.
Rory: And I could go on about your body.
Liv: go on 😉
Rory: I mean, your ass is feckin' savage.
Rory: and i'll be dreamin' about those tits, iffffff I can be bold 😉
Rory: also, you're a Beour, that's for damn sure.
Liv: I don't know what Beour is but I need to hear you say it
Rory: just means a beautiful dame, as yourself 😉
Liv: ahhh, well like I said. I wanna hear it some time.
Rory: I'll whisper it in your ear next time I see ya.
Liv: dude
Liv: yes please
Rory: I'd be happy to.
Rory: I mean -- ya deserve to hear it, y'know/
Liv: Thanks Ror 🙂
Liv: We'll be seeing one another soon. Alex too.
Rory: I suddenly love planning for the future.
Liv: I'm good for that !
Liv: Wanna be on my podcast?
Liv: we can talk about all your irish slang
Liv: and whatever else we get to talking about
Rory: Okay? I've never been on a podcast before
Liv: Well, mines pretty good. It's called "Its Just Sex."
Liv: Plus you know I won't bite unless ya want me to
Rory: aye, maybe I'm into all that, we'll see 😉
Liv: 😉 I like the attitude Ror
Rory: I'm hot blooded and Irish, and currently very interested in focusing on you rather than my brother just moving in
Liv: Whose your brother?
Liv: I can kick his ass if you want
Liv: For fun
Liv: I won't hurt him
Rory: he's a feckin' eejit most of the time.
Rory: Harvey? He's a ginger, we're like the same height and build.
Rory: he's older though.
Liv: no shit
Liv: LOL
Liv: we smoking rn
Liv: Does that bother you?
Rory: --- it's a bit strange, I'd say
Liv: You're cuter 🙂
Rory: Really? I don't get that a lot.
Liv: Uh, for sure
Rory: it's because he's a soulless feckin' ginger, right? 😉
Liv: Half the reason, for sure.
Rory: well, I wouldn't mind hearing the rest .
Rory: I did spend almost half my day off rearranging my apartment to accommodate my brother.
Rory: and I wanted to sleep
Liv: Sleep in my bed?
Rory: is that an invitation?
Liv: Uh yep
Rory: I would love that, to be honest
Liv: We live on the same floor. I'm in F.
Rory: oh, grand, I was just about to ask ya.
Liv: 😄 see ya soon
Rory: ya
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Yeah, Travis jamming to TTPD is.. huh.
I had a guy who last year who was kind of my Matty experince and that caused a massive mental breakdown for me. (Like literally I was relating Question...? to this guy in my head whom I had this almost stg 10 years ago and then he came back to my life and it got really messy and really painful real quick. And last summer I literally was telling my friends that he was my "twin" (like on an intellectual level) and I was sobbing, screaming at their faces that I lietrally don't give a fuck if I live or die after he ghosted me. So. Yeah. This album is just a whole new level of relatable.
And now I am seeing this other guy since last fall, and we are not officially together because we had established early on that none of us are ready for a whole ass relationship but we go on dates and have fun and get along super well. And he knows how hung up I was on that other person, because I obviously told him, I didn't wanna lie.
And one of our things is that we both love music very much but very different kind of music. He is very much not into Taylor but it's our inner joke that he sends me hard rock and heavy metal and I send him my fave Taylor songs and we affecionately roll our eyes at eachother. But we also actually do listen to eachother's music to boarden our horisons.
Anyways, he knows my history with this other guy. And so when he was like "sooo how's the new Taylor Swift album 🤪 Any songs you wanna share?" I was like... 😳😳😳😳 "Nothing, it's very mid, nothing to see here babe" like you BET I'm not gonna show him these songs knowing he would know I think of that other one when I hear these lyrics. And I haven't wrote the album (obviously, lol), that's a whole other level!! So like... Taylor and Travis... Yeah, good for them, can't imagine how that conversation went down. 😀
See lol bestie u and I could be friends because clearly both messy af (complimentary/been there) but like… relatively sane??? I’m glad you’re out your Tatty sitch because ew and have a new guy who’s sending you heavy metal and willing to take it slow and asking about Taylor (never date a person who doesn’t ask about Taylor but also never date a fellow Swiftie is my take on that based on personal experience) and glad you’re sane enough to not send him like BDILH or TTPD or w/e because damn lol that’s a weird thing to send a person you’re seeing (unless you’re in a Tatty sitch in which case I mean idk let me help you). Great ask.
and again NOT IN A SHADY WAY but idk how Travis could hear all this shit and be perfectly cool. Very awesome of him. But like… wow.
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Some of my favourite lines from my plans for shitty One Piece / Zosan drawings + fanfics Part 2
Didn't think I'd be posting another one of these, but my well of content has run dry, my pen for my drawing tablet is at my dad's flat (where I am currently not) and I am desperate. Minimal context, if any, will be provided - just a warning. and they send in an imposter sus among us sussy baka imposter sus sus among us imposter to take his place on the sunny so they don't suspect anything - These dudes kidnap Sanji and send in a replacement. Meanwhile, I reference memes deader than my fucking cats (the entire lineage was cursed, I stg.) then BAM surprise game grumps reference "I'm gonna conclude" the end - Basically, and I plan on writing this fic eventually I swear, it's just one big joke about Zoro using real fancy words he absolutely should not know until my long con is revealed and it was all a build up to a game grumps reference. Straight up. adam freezes for a moment and gets uber mega big boy mad and does this big ass attack - Not telling you cause it's spoilers. Go eat dirt and cry. zoro realises he's into sanji and's like 'oh fuck, that sucks. bummer' - R.I.P this dude's got this roulette wheel goin in his brain or whatever and hucks a manufactured devil fruit thing into zoro's mouth bullseye ding ding ding, right - Good aim. 👍 zoro kinda stews and dwells and ponders or whatever for a bit, right - Just imagine Zoro as The Thinker. when zoro was off in the corner of it and flirting with like 3 whole big tiddy ladies (mad game with the bitches) - "Back when I had a body, I had mad game with the bitches." - Voldemort, AVPM zoro's left there with a little bit of guilt but honestly not nearly as much as he maybe should, conflicting emotions and thoughts, and a raging boner sadge - Insert aggressive twitch emote spam here. there's an area in the twisty turny where the fuck are we bit, right - It's like, this underground set of passageways and shit, idfk. usopp is a saw now - 'pop' - Usopp is a saw now. 👍 so he's gotta train to become the dish drying master and he takes over the dishes duty assisting whatever the fuck full time and it's just his name on all the schedule slots the crew (maybe just nami)'s like 'wtf dude - you okay?' - Zoro is most definitely not okay. sanji's just nosebleedin, dead on the floor, twitchin n shit - R.I.P again. luffy just rises from the ground between their chests and is straight up an eldritch abomination and kinda puts his demon noodle arms on their shoulders - You know those shitty two sentence horror stories about that dude's 'creature'. Luffy is that creature (minus the gross shit.) bottle of sake with like, a bow on it - porn music zoro - blushing, ^^ boner - I am not okay.
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knowlessman · 1 year
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bnha ep 10-13 I think. oh yeah, the big boss guy, that's what was up. handface. professor facepalm.
(watching OP) author really said "I am going to make a character that is the most hateable little shit. I'm gonna make sure nothing about either him or his design is likeable. gonna put him in a fucking diaper." -- stg the most mid anime op I have ever seen this many times
League of Villains? not Every Villain Is Lemons?
greninja to the rescue! …did you really have to save him tho? -- see, not having to listen to mineta in english is like, idk, a third of the battle
they want to kill him because he is batman, yes
oh, he didn't even teleport them far, just to random parts of the dome 'XD
the name does stick : ]
stop giving this guy lines, why does he have lines now
'XD it cuts to three of the villains in the water while Deku's talking and you have two normal-ass-looking people and a fucking Cenobite
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k thanks for sharing, worst character
oh stop being generous, froppy, you were always the only way anybody was gonna get off that boat and you know it
"episode 11: game over." well that's cheery. also I saw spy kids 3 recently, dang is that not a good movie but it isn't, like, not fun. they say "game over" so many fucking times tho, I did not remember that and was not prepared for it. fun guessing-game at the end tho where characters keep showing up to fight and only the ones that absolutely shouldn't be here get to have shots of them actually fighting. I wanna see danny trejo punch a giant robot goddammit. -- ahem. anyway. anime.
…so, todoroki. cool guy. how is a guy this cool in the same show as mineta, anyway?
'XD who is this silly goof? "audio girl used Aimed Kick! dumbass learned Volt Tackle!" -- jiro and kaminari. got it. also Quiet Metal Gear's quirk doesn't even benefit from her boobs being out, she literally just shat an entire rubber tarp out of her back, which was covered -- momo, right. also creators please just stop writing teenagers and then Doing This Shit, wtf
"when he overuses his quirk, his brain short-circuits" well that's a problem; he didn't look like he had much dumber to get
nooooo, not hat-n'-clogs D:
six-arm guy's secret ability: really good hugs
bakugo's learning to pretend he's got anything other than violence in his head when somebody calls him on it ("I'm gonna beat up that portal guy! not because he stood in front of me, but because if he's gone, the enemy can't escape"), and I guess that's character development?
he fuckin said the spy kids 3 thing. is that gonna be a thing here, too, have I been bamboozled
also yay for emergency exit makin his exit in an emergency, gotta love it
and now the other guy said it. maybe it's just this episode tho, they've said episode titles a few times
-- "'game over?' what are they planning?" to put sylvester stallone in a giant robot, by the sound of it
im sorry how long has this disaster dome had a bouncy castle in it
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walk faster dude you're gonna go poof any second
"we got a Continue" maybe facepalm is just all arcade lingo and that's his deal. maybe his villain origin is that he tilted a pinball table too hard
gotta be at least one or two heroes here who do illusions, right? could be all might isn't even here.
walks right past Thirteen "sorry, Aizawa"
Kirishima. got it. the guy who reminds me of a certain danganronpa character whose name I also forget is Kirishima
o_o dang, this one-punch villain reject goes harder than I expected -- oh nvm lol he's just a freaky-looking namekian
"the joker is the good guy actually" -- "he's already figured me out?" elle woods what, like it's hard?
aye, the shonen way. all the chips, right now, they'll either come back later or they won't but that's a problem for a future that won't exist if the present isn't saved. -- I thought he was gonna blast mojo piccolo to bits, but instead he just blasted off again
…oh damn, I got confused and thought this was ep 13. welp. was figuring on finishing the season this sitting, so here goes
every time this opening starts and it shows deku in the school uniform I think I'm looking at yu yu hakusho or mob psycho or something, and I've never even watched those
jiro asking a libertarian with a hostage why he doesn't have a job, like that's a good idea
not missing the fact that we're seeing a villain stimming btw : / -- "these casuals are wrecking me, all might OP, plz nerf!"
"it might be the case that I can't move right now, you warthog-faced buffoon" (geddit, might)
holy shit it's mccrassidy overwatch how in fuckaroo did they get the rights to him
there's that spy kids 3 nonsense again
probably ain't much more dangerous than a villain who learns from his defeats and doesn't take it out on his underlings. wassit called, the Evil Mastermind List? that.
CAT PERSON. …the bell is a little much tho
deku: literally exists bakugo: "and I took that personally"
ayup. next season next time. maybe with less of a break between, but fucked if I ever know when I'm gonna do what. : |
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nimbuslich · 2 years
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Nona the Ninth Spoilers!!!
So I took notes through my first read through of ntn each time I felt a Strong Emotion™ so here is what my experience was like:
I think it's Gideon in harrows body
Omg poor cam and palamedes not being able to see each other or talk or anything!
Poor cam & palamedes having to basically be parents to their amnesiac friend. They love Harrow & Gideon so much they're caring for Nona like a child when she's their age, they were peers, allies, but they are so tender with her it's heartbreaking
She is so innocent and they are all in so much pain but they won't break that illusion even though she's someone they once could've confided in & relied on oh goooddddddddd
"Salt water made her feel as though, if there was someone in there with her, she would suddenly know the words to tell them everything." -screaming, crying, throwing up, etc. (Edit: tamsyn didn't have to do this to me. She wrote that line KNOWING I would never be ok again after reading it)
FUCKING cam & palamedes coming together to save Nona and almost dying but FUCKING CAM says "it was good, WE WERE HAPPY" ?!?!?!???!?!! AAAASHHHHHSHHDJDJDHEURHSJHSKABDBDJAJGDHDJANDHDJJDHDJAKWJDHCUBEUFDHDJAIZNDYRHDBDHDYEHABXHFJAKSNXBFHDHANZJDHDIEUÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Nona expresses her love for her friends so openly, which both Harrow and Gideon were never good at. This is the first time either feels safe and loved and they don't even understand how special it is 😭
Corona is the WORST
Ugghhhhhh Judith calling Nona "reverend daughter" gave me goosebumps. It's just, like *incoherent screeching*
I CANNOT HANDLE THE IDEA THAT ALL THESE PPL ARE LOOKING AT HARROW, HARROWS STUPID LITTLE FACE AND HER TINY STUPID BODY, BUT NONA IS IN THERE?!?!? DUMB IDIOT BABY IN HARROWS POINTY SAD BITCH FACE?!?!?!?
also holy fuck is she hallucinating?!?!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I HATE IT HERE
I miss Harrow 😢
I have zero thoughts about these John chapters except that he's a stupid liar face and I hate him.
Also the farther I get in this book the more I see why tamsyn said Nona sucks, cause she really really does. Bitch just ate a pencil.
ALSO if Nona is Gideon she WILL NOT SHUT UP about how pretty she(in harrows body) is, so, like.... We all knew Gideon secretly thought Harrow was hot but now her stupid amnesia brain confirmed.
No no no no no nO NO NO NONONNONONONONONONOOOOO
😰notgideonotmysweetbabynooooooooo
Uuugggghhhhhhhh cam and warden are everything I adore them WHY CANT THEY BE HAPPY OMGGGGGGGG
Ugh John sucks so bad
Who the FUCK is IN THERE OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDD
Palamedes you sweet baby 😭 I really wish we'd gotten to see more of him & harrow being friends.
I stg if John is using my sweet angel baby's body like a puppet I am going to explode
Cannot believe i genuinely missed ianthe. Saint of awe is badass AF. Also obsessed that she's here for Harrow (cause Harrow isn't allowed to die until ianthe wife's her up)
Nona fought two handed 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHO SHE IISSSSSSSSS
Literally how dare they drag poor Gideon's body around like that ALSO JOHN IS THE BIGGEST LIAR TO EVER LIE I HATE HIM SO MUCH OMG
Also ianthe is such a little shit her & corona are so gross.
Oh god palamedes saying he misses Harrow is TOO MUCH 😭😭
I am not prepared for how shit a job Nona is gonna do pretending to be Harrow
If Pamilla(Calamedes?) Dies I riot.
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA CAMILLA IS SUCH A BADASSSSSS
WHHHAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT PALAMEDEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHH
(I am cackling like a madman but also kicking my feet and twirling my hair like a schoolgirl I lovE THEM SO MUCH) my boy is free 😭 I stg if he & cam don't make out IMMEDIATELY I will be furious!
Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg GIDEON OMG GIDEONGIDEONGIDEONGIDEON
oh.
I wanna puke.
Pretty on the nose with the whole "makes a woman out of rib & dirt" business.
"Go Loud" 😭😭😭😭😭
I love them. I love them so much. Palamedes Sextus and Camilla Hect are perfect and I love them so so so so much. Every inch of this story is agony except the shining light of palamedes and Camilla.
Disgusted they're calling themselves Paul. Awful 0/10.
Gideon is being such a shit rn but her jokes are just as bad as ever so I forgive her.
Tamsyn is teasing me, making me think Harrow is gonna run into the convoy truck and her & Gideon will make out and be happy forever but that's NOT GONNA HAPPEN cause she's a DICK.
Never underestimate the importance of a good puppy 🥰
Oh god I hate that Gideon is back here. She's shouldn't have to be back here!!
Omg my poor baby having to look at Harrow's face without Harrow in it. I want Gideon Nav to have never felt pain ever in her life.
Oh god Gideon fuck this is so awful.
Anastasia?!???!?
"Then Perish" 😂😂😂
What the fuck and holy shit and also FUCK YES Gideon GET YOUR GURL PLEASE!!
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lokisprettygirl · 2 years
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ALRIGHT IM BACK!!! And Oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD tell me why all of that was SO HOT 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
First things first, why is Thor such a nosey Nelly? I swear all he does is push in where he’s not wanted??? He’s toxic for that and I’m NOT here for it. It’s giving petty revenge on his end, and I feel like if he wants revenge for something, he’s gonna need to do more than STALKING Y/N to tell her about some secret 🙄🙄🙄 LIKE PUT IN SOME EFFORT THOR IF YOURE GONNA BE THIS DEDICATED smh.
Now onto the GOOD STUFF!!! You know me, I love some good communication between a couple and BOY DID THIS DELIVER!!! It was hot, it was sexy!! Was it healthy? Kind of, but what’s more important is that it was HOT. Call me crazy, but that is MY kind of communication😩😩😩 I stg if I was in that situation I would ABSOLUTELY DO THE SAME THING!! I’m so jealous of y/n because where does a man like that exist??? I think you and I are going to have to go on a quest together to find these men 🤪 it’s what we deserve 😌💅
Now going back to my previous comment, I’m suspecting that Jack DID cheat on y/n with Tonya, specifically because of the comment she made about how y/n was bad in bed. The only other person who has said this is JACK THE JACKASS!!! Jack is a whore in all the worst ways, Tonya is a loser in all the worst ways, and y/n is WAY BETTER OFF WITHOUT EITHER OF THEM.
In other news, unfortunately things are complicated between myself and 6’2 boy. He was texting me today asking to hangout 😏😏😏 I said “awesome I shall be making brownies 🥰”(which is true!!! I make REALLY good brownies!), he doesn’t text back for an HOUR, so I text him “wait did you wanna hangout or did I misread the situation lolz” and he texts back “my b, got too comfy so I will pass for tonight haha” like what? It’s literally only 7:30 pm right now? What a WEIRDO. Anyways tbh I’m mostly into him because he’s hot, it’s a good thing that I’m not like drop dead in love with him bc he’s giving SERIOUS Jack vibes right now 🙄🙄🙄 GOOD NEWS IS I know my worth!!! so if this doesn’t work out I’m going to continue to find my wrestler Loki 🥰
ONCE AGAIN, your story is wonderful!!! I’m addicted to HMBOMT and I am PROUD OF IT!!! 💚💚💚💚💚💚
Warmest Regards,
5’2 reader who knows that SHES A CATCH!!!💖
Ahhh you make me so happy ❤️💚. Honestly I was getting worried about this chapter because I didn't get much feedback (not like on other chapters, so I was like hmm did it suck ? I'm sorry I have birdy vibes where I'm never assured 😅)
Thor is still a mystery but we will learn more about him soon.
Ahhh i love how they communicate as well 🥵 The constant back and forth is nice too, like when one of them gives up other one keep their ego aside and come forward to sort it out.
I'm jealous of birdy too. Men like him would exist if they were written by women like us 😭❤️💚 but there are some out there I swear. We just have to be patient and wait for our own slightly deranged soft protective sexy as hell wrestler loki 🥵
Y/n will find out soon whether they did it or not And i agree now that she have the rare diamond wrapped around her fingers, she needs to forget about the fleck of dust aka Jack. It's not easy considering the length of their relationship but come on I mean look how majestic your new beau is birdy
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Now coming back to 6'2 hottie, that's so disappointing that he cancelled on you like that. I would never understand that typical male behaviour. Like Whyyyy you gotta ruin a good thing from developing? I hate that he's giving off jack vibes 🥺 Buttt im so happy you know your worth and you'll definitely find your wrestler loki if he's not the one.
I can tell you're a firecracker so stay that way 🤗❤️💚
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ambivalent-anarchy · 4 years
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The Spidey Squad Playing Among Us
Masterlist
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Welp, this game is all the rave all of a sudden and irdk how since the game's pretty much been here forever lol but it's still fun so I had to jump on the bandwagon and here we are! Make sure you check go out @chaoticpete's new fic. Anyways here it is! If this gets enough likes I might do an avengers headcanon too.
Thanks to @angelsparkers for helping me realize I wasn't writing complete garbage and helping me to get through it even though she didn't even know she was doing that. So yeah thanks for that.
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Peter
Crewmate: Peter is that crewmate that will 100% call you out on your bs, because he knows the game a little too well for you to be able to pull anything over him(because of all that free time waiting on patrol). You think all that stuff with the avengers didn't teach him strategy? Ha! This guy is PEAK detective. Gets his tasks done fast and when he's done is probably spending his time monitoring people on security or vitals. It only took him like 2 weeks to memorize all the maps and where everything is, so if you say you were in navigation, you better believe he's gonna ask you what task you were doing there. And if you don't answer to his liking, Peter will sound the "sus" alarm on you in two point five seconds and have everyone voting you out. He's probably the only person that could figure out MJ when she's the impostor. So if you're the impostor, watch your words and make sure your alibis are strong cuz little Petey ain't playin' no games. Definitely gets attacked from time to time by those people that are always like "sMaRt PpL rUiN tHe GaMe"
Impostor: He's pretty much the most average impostor. Sometimes he doesn't know what to say when people call him sus and he'll get voted out because he's being "too quiet" or because Ned keeps defending him. He'll mess up every now and then but for the most part, he's pretty decent. His style is usually to stay in the vents most of the game and kill when only one person's around. He probably bribes Ned to not rat him out by promising him that he won't kill him.
Name: It used to be just Peter, but soon he wanted an actual cool name so he chose Sherlock because of all the times when he was "too smart" and won the game too quickly and people would go "pack it up Sherlock" and vote him out.
Favorite color to be: It used to be red, but he quickly found that the more he was red the more people found him "sus" so now he's usually either blue or cyan
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Ned
Crewmate: Pretty average crewmate. 80% of the time is covering for Peter, even if Peter is the impostor. Won't do much calling people out unless he's absolutely sure that he saw a kill or vent. Pretty chill and easily persuadable. You'd definitely want him on your team. If he ever gets wrongfully ejected he's the one that pitifully tries to plead his case saying stuff like "what???" and "guys it's not me!!!!" which doesn't really convince anyone and just makes him look more guilty. He'll still do his tasks after though.
Impostor: He's the impostor that doesn't want to be the impostor. If you're texting then maybe he can hold his own, but if you're doing voice chats, there's no way this guy is getting past ANYONE. He has so many tells that it's ridiculous. Is actually scared to vent too much because he's always paranoid that someone's gonna be right there when he jumps out. 8/10 the crewmates win when he's the imposter because he'll just kill like only two people the entire time or gets caught really early on.
Name: Probably some sci-fi reference like r2d2 or Potter
Favorite color to be: Yellow or white because he says those are the most "innocent" colors and he'll be less likely to get voted if he's those (not true but we'll let him believe it)
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MJ
Crewmate: Suspicion times 100. Her motto: trust no one. Will get you kicked out in a heartbeat with a quick "trust me. if it's not them vote me next." An absolute unit but will never be caught getting emotional over a game. If she's ever wrongfully ejected her last words will be "whatever. go ahead. vote me and lose." She'll just come back in the next game with a vengeance and false accusations ready, not caring if the entire team loses because of it. She's especially dangerous to have because people usually trust her word. She always finds a way to seem the least suspicious. Though sometimes she'll get suspected because of her quiet nature. There's always that one guy that's ready to go "uR qUiEt ThAt'S sUs!!"
Impostor: If MJ is the impostor, you can just throw your whole phone away. You're not winning that game. Like, ever. She will do whatever it takes to win, even sell out her own her partner. On the off chance that you catch her being suspicious, she'll sabotage a bunch of things so that you can't call meetings and then she'll kill you when no one's around. She is ruthless and will hurt your feelings with the way that she will own everyone in the game. Hardly anyone ever expects her. Thrives on venting. You won't see her you'll just be doing a task and suddenly you'll be dead.
Name: Used to be just MJ but she got annoyed with all the people in the messages who always assumed she meant Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan so she changed it to Michelle
Favorite color to be: She literally doesn't care either way. Won't change the gameplay so why bother? Whatever color she ends up with she'll be fine.
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Betty
Crewmate & Impostor: The most average player of them all. She wins some, she loses some. Nice partner to have though, because she'll never give you away. Probably the first to die most times. If she ever gets wrongfully ejected she's the one that uses her last words to say who she thinks it and doesn't even try to plead her case once it starts to look bad for her. She just finished the rest of her tasks.
Name: Probably either her name or some nickname or inside joke. Idk she just seems like the type of person to have a reference to something that absolutely nobody knows
Favorite color to be: Pink. Just because she likes pink.
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Flash
Crewmate: Claims things are sus even if they aren't. Will totally be biased based on names. Anybody who knows him will never count him as a credible source. Gets voted out quickly alot because of how annoying he is in the game.
Impostor: He's the easiest to figure out. He's the impostor that obnoxiously accuses literally everyone else. And in all capital letters too. "ITS RED I STG. IF IT'S NOT HIM VOTE ME NEXT!" Calls everyone sus and always claims he's seen people running from the body. He usually self-reports and goes for the easy marks in electrical. He's not that good (even though he thinks he is) and it takes anyone with a brain to figure him out. Peter and MJ are bane of his existence in that game. If he gets wrongfully ejected he'll rage and probably leave the game like the little crybaby he is.
Name: Spideys#1 because he's really just THAT obsessed. Or when he's really feeling "teenage boy" he'll be cOchieman
Favorite color to be: Red because sPiDeRmAn'S hIs BeSt FrIeNd (ahahaha if only he knew)
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May
She didn't know this game at all until Peter introduced her to it one day because he was bored. She LOVED it. He had to pry it out of her hands after she kept repeating "Hold on, one more!" So she downloaded on her phone and now she plays it whenever she's bored.
Crewmate: Average. Same as Betty.
Impostor: The way May can actually dominate being the impostor is sort of scary. And she'd always be the last person you'd expect because she just has that trusting vibe about her. Sometimes she'll mess up and give herself away, but for the most part, she's pretty good. Doesn't vent much. Just like Ned, she doesn't trust it.
Name: Madonna
Favorite color to be: She doesn't care much but she prefers to be purple, cyan, or orange
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Funny Moment
《Peter calls an emergency meeting 10 seconds into the game》
- Michelle: what
- Betty: what
- Michelle: skip
- r2d2: bro already?
- Sherlock: okay everyone just listen
- k0chieman: bruh
- Michelle: okay listen to what
- Sherlock: flash what task are you doing
- Betty: alright were listening
- k0chieman: the divert thingy in navi
- r2d2: pete what is this
- Sherlock: yeah dude that diverty thingy is the second of two steps
- Sherlock: u never did the first
- Sherlock: which means ur an impostor faking
- Michelle: flash?
- k0chieman: no
- k0chieman: i did do it
- r2d2: the times low we gotta decide guys
- Sherlock: if you did it wouldve taken you 12-15 seconds to get there and were not that far in the game
- Sherlock: u cant already be doing it
- Sherlock: everybody vote flash
- r2d2: petes on x games mode
- Michelle: damn dude
- k0chieman: wtf parker
- Sherlock: bye dude
- Sherlock: worlds greatest detective strikes again
- Michelle: okay calm down pete
《couple seconds later》
.    。    •   ゚  。   .
   .      .     。   。 .  
.   。      ඞ 。 .    •     •
  ゚   Flash was An Impostor.  。 .
  '    1 Impostor remains     。
  ゚   .   . ,    .  .
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Best Imposter Combos
Peter & Ned: Goes without saying. Nine times out of ten they're in the same room while playing this so they can just talk strategy to each other and take everyone out really quickly. Really annoying for everybody else, but they'll win so they're happy.
MJ & Peter: These two together are a force to be reckoned with. The second they see that they're both impostors they call each other up and get to business like they're on a mission. This stuff is serious. (More for Peter than MJ. She has to keep telling him that it's just a game.) He stays on security stuff, telling her when it's safe, and she racks up the kills. When things get heavy, they sabotage and then go on a spree. These two hardly ever lose. (When the whole squad is together whoever's in charge [if it's not Pete or MJ] usually puts the kill cooldown at max just in case these two get that they can't be at full power)
MJ & Betty: Betty isn't afraid to sacrifice herself so that they'll win and MJ is ruthless and quick with her kills. Both have the smarts to be able to be extremely persuasive and you'd hate for them to pick you to frame. Because being put against those two in the chatroom will lead you nowhere but abyss of space.
May & Peter: Parkers united. 'Nough said.
Tagging: @spideyyeet, @soft-petey, @spidey-reids-2003, @spidey-boy-89, @sovereignparker, @bubblebucky, @underoosjae
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what age did you start investing into your artistic skills and was there anything specific that inspired you to do so? do you dream often, and what are your dreams usually like (how vivid, what kind of details do they focus on, are there any reoccurring ones)? have you ever imagined an ideal afterlife, what would that look/be like for you?
These are such cool questions thank you!!!
1.) What age did you start investing into your artistic skills and was there anything specific that inspired you to do so?
All my life I've been an avid daydreamer. I'm an only child and my parents always joke about how they could never truly put me in timeout/punish me cause I'd make a blank wall interesting. I've always talked to myself and created elaborate worlds in my head and doodled. I'd stare at the ceiling and see creatures in the plaster, all that kinda thing. So for sure it's always been a part of me to be creative. As I got older I started copying cartoons I liked, memorizing their styles, starting with Scooby Doo and SpongeBob being the main two. Other kids would ask me to draw their favorite characters from stuff they liked and if I didn't know the media I'd ask for a magazine clipping (dating me there). I'd make my own original characters and imagine myself going into the shows I liked and drew that too. I even made my own zines and would pass them around. 8yr old me should been chargin I stg. But, and this is honestly such a silly answer, but in 7th grade my English teacher gave us an assignment to research the career we wanted to get into. Now, I'd always thought of being either an artist or a veterinarian cause I both loved to draw and I loved animals. My deciding factor was that I didn't want to see animals in pain every day so I researched being an animator. I loooooved cartoons and wanted to work on them too, my goal being to work on Invader Zim which had come out and ignited my newest obsession (it's also why it holds such a special place in my heart). So from that point on I made it a legitimate goal. The year I went into high-school, my school actually started an animation program that went freshman and sophomore years, combining your Eglish and History classes with the Art class. I was basically stuck with the same kids those two years and anything we learned in one class was taught in tandem with the others and then we'd animate stuff that had to be in line with those topics. What's even cooler was that we would then have meetings with animators at Warner Brothers Studios and they would critique our work and teach us tips and tricks. This was because our teacher was an animator with the studio before he became a teacher, so he swung a deal with his old pals to help teach us. I'm totally gonna brag here but I was at the top of my class along with two other dudes. Out of all of us, I think I'm the only one who actually went on to do anything in the field but that's ok. Ultimately, I found out I didn't actually wanna be an animator but I really loved character design and storyboarding, so my art teacher had me study under him as Independent Study and taught me how to do those things. I ended up getting a scholarship to an art college after entering a competition and getting second place in the nation. I was legitimately going places. Theeeen I broke my back my senior year and everything changed. A week after graduation I had my first back surgery that permanently disabled me and didn't find out it was medical malpractice until 4 years after that. I still tried to attend a different art college but couldn't finish cause my health rapidly deteriorated. I still have applied a lot of that knowledge though and, after a lot of therapy and time, I've found my love for art again after kind feeling like it was robbed from me. Now, my relationship with my art is healthy and happy again and I'm very proud of that.
2.) Do you dream often and what are your dreams usually like (how vivid, what kind of details do they focus on, are there any reoccurring ones)?
I dream every night! Like I said above, I have a very vivid imagination. My dreams are in full color and sound. I dream in full cityscapes! If I'm running through a town, I can hear the sound of music and wind, people talking and laughing, smell coffee and bread as I pass shops. Same goes with the nightmares too. When I was a kid, I'd have horrible night terrors. My parents wouldn't always be able to wake me and they'd have to coax me out sometimes taking 20mins to even do so. I'd say that my nightmares are just as often as the good ones. They're kinda all over the place but a lot of time time I'm running, which is funny cause I can't actually run anymore in real life due to my disability. I'm almost always with someone and they're someone new every time, but I know them and I love them. My good dreams always have a lot of people in them while my nightmares are always void of people. I've had 2 reoccurring dreams my whole life:
1 - It's a nightmare. I'm in my middle school campus. It's night time and I'm trying to get to the parking lot. Every time I go down a hall that I know is towards the exit, I end up coming back to this courtyard that had a tree in the middle of it. Every time I come back to it, the tree is more dead. As the dream goes on, I know that something big is chasing me and I start to get more frantic. I'm running as fast as I can but I know it's behind me somewhere and I've got to leave but I keep coming back to the courtyard. Right before I wake up, I end up back at the courtyard and this MASSIVE shadowy blob creature drags itself out of the darkness across from me. It's got 8 long human arms, 4 on each side. Even though it's made of shadow, I can seen that it's undulating and rippling because it's made up of screaming souls trying to get out of it, but it's got a film of skin over them. It's making these labored breathing sounds that are mixed with cries from the souls. It's towering over me and it whips its head to look at me and instead of a face it has a blank dolls mask on. As it lunges towards me I wake up.
2 - This is a good dream. I'm in this cloud city that has these glittering crystal buildings on each cloud. There's gorgeous foliage that is whisping up from the clouds, framing each building. The trees are pinks and purples and blues and filled with flowers. There's waterfalls pouring over the sides of each cloud that connect unto another and so on. I'm falling but slowly and there isn't any danger in falling. Kinda like the scene in Alice in Wonderland (the Disney animated movie) when she's first falling into Wonderland; a slow fall where I can grab onto things and it feels safe yet odd. There's fairies laughing at how excited I am at the beautiful world around me and they pick at my hair and clothes, flying away from me when I go to touch them. Everything is warm and bright and smells sweet like maybells and strawberries. I wake up when I fall through a cloud.
3.) Have you ever imagined an ideal afterlife? What would that look like/be for you?
I think it would be something like our world tbh. There is so much beauty on our planet. I just think maybe it would be the untouched version of it. No pollution, no destruction of resources. I think you could still cook and eat, but the ingredients just are there without the actual impact to the earth. We live in harmony and side by side with nature. To me, it's laughing and music on the beach, sitting in the warm sun while the sound of the waves crashing filters through. It's warm break broken with people you love and laughing at a joke someone is telling for the 100th time. It's staring at the stars while crikets fill your ears and a blanket is wrapped around your shoulders. I think a perfect afterlife is being able to touch the cosmos and rest in a warm bed while doing so. I think it's our home without strife. I imagine being able to tiptoe in space and touch down back on the cool grass afterwards. So, home and a bit more I guess.
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minecraft-mushrooms · 3 years
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Rambling here bcuz this is one of the only places he isn't following me. I don't want him to see this or things will just get worse. But I feel like I have to let it out somewhere or I'm going to have a breakdown. I am sO sick and tired of my roommate. He treats me and everyone else like shit. He made a big mess in the kitchen the other day without cleaning it up (like he always does. He's only done dishes maybe 3 times in the many months we have lived here. He also trashes just about any room in the apartment. The bathroom was trashed with his stuff all over the counters and floor with cut hair in the sink and hair dye all over the place until I cleaned it up.) and I was just really tired of the mess, so I cleaned it. Cuz like as much as I want him to deal with his own shit I know he won't, and if I ask him to he makes me out to be attacking him. I have asked him nicely to clean up after himself before, and he'll always turn the conversation so it seems like I'm the one being a dick. He has this complex where he thinks everything he does is good and righteous and everyone else is wrong, and I haTE IT. But anyway I have a phobia of cheese (I know, it's weird, but it's something I've had since I was little.) and there was cheese on some of the dishes so I put on gloves and moved them into the sink and didn't clean them. So I'm vibing in the living room today and he storms into the kitchen and starts banging around and talking rly angrily and loudly about how he hates it when people leave things in the sink. Like obviously he was directing this at me, I could tell. He does aggressive shit directed at me a lot. Like he'll go in the kitchen and bang around and slam cupboards and shit. And like I have a fear response to that stuff because my dad would do the same thing when I lived at home, and hE KNOWS THIS. I have talked to him about it and he knows and he still does it. He has sent me into multiple episodes where I have locked myself in the bathroom in the dark because I can't handle remembering all the rage and anxiety. And like him doing it today made me want to run and hide somewhere but if I do that he says I'm overreacting and makes it out like I'm 'crazy' for acting how I act. It's a survival response!! I do it because things like that genuinely trigger me. And like... B r u h. I stg. Like this is YOUR MF MESS in the first place. It wouldn't be in the sink if you had cleaned it up days ago! And I like- I also cleaned the rest of the kitchen????? I'm just tired of living in a filthy environment with an entitled tyrant. I can't fucking wait until the lease is up. I'm glad my other roomie feels the same way as me tho, so we're gonna stick together and escape him. And another thing is he keeps trying to divide me and them. He keeps coming and talking to me about how 'horrible' our other roomie is and asking me to move in with him after the lease is up. He gets all charming and manipulative and keeps trying to make it seem like he's so cool and nice, but it's always only a matter of time before he snaps again. I used to think the world of him. We moved in together because in the years I've known him online he seemed so sweet and cating. But that all must have been some fucked up facade. Now I see he's just using me and it's a shit feeling. I already had trust issues before this and now it's even worse. I've been questioning everything, questioning myself and my actions, but I'm tired of that. I'm tired of his bullshit. I'm going to get away.
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