#i have pears

[bookwyrm06]

Hi! I was gone for a while but I'm back again. My brother got me Animal Crossing: New Leaf and gave me his old 2DS. I love the game, even though I've only been playing a couple days; however, I don't have any friends or anything and that's the only way to get more fruit and stuff. I'd love some friends, if anyone out there still plays New Leaf. My DS friend code is 2251-9734-0905. This is worded like a work email because my brain is fried and this is the only way I could write.

#animal crossing #new leaf #acnl #acnl community #animal crossing: new leaf #acnl friend code #i'd also take just tips or whatever #i only have pears #so if you need pears #i have pears #my town isn't super impressive or anything #but i have like seven villagers i think? #there's also a fishing tourney coming up #and i think you need friends for that

[captainsaltypear]

this. this is what happened in that scene right

#fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's movie #mike schmidt #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #bonnie #fnaf vanessa #fnaf mike #fnaf bonnie #bonnie be nice your sister's rizz game isnt the best #let her have this #mike looks so traumatised here im sobbing kjfhdjkgd #if you saw me repost this no you didntttttt #i fORGOT TO ADD THE VANESSA AND MIKE PANEL #pear post #scheeze art

[gnomeantics]

i was watching the new quinton reviews video and this computer immediately stuck out to me because ??? so i stuck it into MS paint and i've discovered that the computers of mid-late icarly are on a whole other level & i want whatever this OS has going on. it is a gender to me

#quinton reviews #icarly #this is what happens when girls have autism and microsoft paint #i love how it's supposed to be a mac but they just went Well fuck that #got really worried i'd said the wrong version of windows media player for a minute but it's alright it is 11 #i was zoomed in on the image so i scrolled over to look at the windows key (see if there was one and if so what style/era) and i just see #this fucking . pear. i have to say i admire that dedication #to making the world's most glorious operating system... with a rainbow pear windows key #i want to know what happens if you press it #does this baby have windows + tab aero peek #hall of fame #1k #gnomeantics original 🌟

[flockoff]

In a another world, Peak of Combat has a plot that involves Time Travel Shenanigans which puts V in one of the Funniest Situations.

#My Art #DMC V #dmc poc #Devil May Cry peak of Combat #I mean kind of? Kind of #Local man has to deal with teenage versions of all the people he knows including himself #Familiars having a great time watching V now have to babysit everyone for once #V's Personal Pear Wiggler #Also RIP to the shadow leash backpack and the Nightmare leash backpack for Dante and Vergil #They got to small in the pic #DMC Griffon #Dmc Shadow #Dmc Vergil #Dmc Dante #Dmc Lady #Dmc Nero #Nero and Lady do not need leashes because they also would like to figure out what the hell is going on #Vergil and Dante need leashes because as soon as they are in vicinity they just start fighting #anyway I am going to post peak of combat opinions at some point. #BUT PRIMARILY—I want to read a time travel fic #devil may cry art

[chalkrub]

art trade stuff for @sharkflan ! love these thangs

#my art #illustration #furry #anthro #monster #had a lot of fun doodling these guys #i believe i've said this before but flan's stuff is rockin go check it out!!!!!! #also scrumping season is over so here's the reviews: terrible year for apples and pears. incredible year for plums damsons greengages #if you've never tried a greengage you have GOT to try one they're the most beautiful fruit known to man #oh and blackberries/cherries/berries in general did good this year too they were tasty #i love picking fruit so much i was put on this earth to forage i think

[velvetwyrme]

EOVD Doodle Dump!

Today (the 30th) is the anniversary of me posting the first chapter of my fic, exes of varying degrees (wow!!) and for some reason, I haven't posted any of the art I've done for it despite drawing uh... QUITE A FEW PIECES while I was writing it!!! So I figured now was a good time to redraw some of them so I could post them all at once!

There's also another comic that ended up needing its own seperate post, so y'know. If you want to see Edge with cat ears... go check that out.

Also, take a look at the best gif I've ever made (+ context):

The mention of Stretch looking a little green was to inform the audience he looked sick but it was also a very subtle reference to the pear wiggling gif hrhdherjhwfejjhefkjh

These are the old versions of the art I redrew :'] My anatomy is a little wonky (*wheezes.* Sans' spine... the readers ARM...) but I still kinda like em! I drew both of them at work LMAO

#undertale au #exes of varying degrees #eovd #swapfell papyrus #papyrus/reader #swapfell!papyrus/reader #underswap papyrus #underswap sans #swapfell sans #sans undertale #reader insert #GAH TAGGING #my art #one day ill draw rus consistently. #today is not that day #another terrifying thing? since EOVD is around a year old. soon Flipping Fate will be too #;u; ... #anyway. i miss drawing blue w a tooth gap. im bringing it back #i think its super cute #i was gonna redo the pear wiggler gif but ehhhhh i dont think i have the time and honestly it has a bit of messy charm as is #i’ll post these to ao3 later as well but you guys get it a little early #because. i dont want to finagle with html and images LKIHSKLFJHSFH

[marzipanandminutiae]

leaning out the window, sighing dramatically, waiting for my true love (a good movie adaptation of Ella Enchanted) to rescue me from horrible circumstances (the current movie adaptation of Ella Enchanted)

#ella enchanted #oh there was ANGER in my fifth-grade friend group #you have NO IDEA #we were ELLA ENCHANTED (NOVEL) STANS AND WE WERE FURIOUS #did I look for the espaliered pear trees at the Cloisters when I was older specifically because they inspired the candle trees in the book? #...maybe

[chalkscrub]

babygirl doodles from a little while ago

#my art #oc #mockley #anthro #my favourite of the bunch is the top right #just kidding it's the one directly in the middle. the one that looks dumb #everyone will be glad to know that there are two wood pigeons nesting in our garden at the moment #making for a total of 3 ugly as hell muppet babies that i get to look at. they always pretend not to see me as if that makes them invisible #you're fresh out of luck baby pigeons. i will be gazing upon you lovingly until you move out #one pigeon is nesting in the grapevine and scared the absolute shit out of me by bursting out when i tried to harvest my beautiful grapes #i looooove late summer/early autumn. fruit season baybeeee. freakin apples and plums and damsons and pears and grapes and greengages baybee #anyone here ever tried a greengage???? probably the best fruit in the world and no one cares about it. SICKENING. #i assume most of my followers r from america and maybe don't have greengages but you should aim to try one at least once in your life #preferably after plucking it from the tree with your own hand. and also stealing it from someone else's tree #just kidding i would never advocate scrumping haha....unless....?

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Woop woop had an edible and am finally working on the automaton au again!!!! Look out for an update soon. Here have a picture of a really big pear that i bought because it looked like the pears from animal crossing

#aparently stress was why i wasnt aboe to draw #look at that cool pear #the secret to making comics for me is aparently to stop giving a shit about my art being not perfect #like my art is messy i guess thats part of my style now #you only realize your stress level when the stress is suddenly gone. like i have no idea how i survive with my constant level of stress #geez

[yuhlmaooo]

as promised here's rest of the voice headcanons of the linked universe links!!

you can find the first four here^

#linked universe #lu sky #lu twilight #lu hyrule #lu four #lu wild #since i probably won't make another post on side characters #might as well write it here and see for yourselves #for malon she would totally have a country accent and the first thing that comes to my mind would be Applejack's mom Pear Butter from MLP #ravio's to me is something more like Lyney's (Genshin Impact) with his optimistic yet sly approach to his delivery #gonna double down with posting for a while to make art for school again

[bunibelles]

Been busy but here’s some daily life doodles + meal :>

#I got an Asian pear matcha latte with a pandan milk bun :D #it was my very first time trying these #the tea house my friends and I went to was so good! #definitely have to go again <3 I could see why this place is busy a lot #bunibelles art #journaling #doodles #also I missed it but happy belated leap day <3 #hence the frog theme lol #me

[captainsaltypear]

so people have been sharing the headcanon that movie!vanessa has the same tragic backstory as micheal afton so here's my contribution to the fandom

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #william afton #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #five nights at freddy's movie #the bite of 87 #actually its technically the bite of 82 #blood tw #tw blood #tw gore #pear post #scheeze art #i wheezed so hard drawing vanessa's face you have no idea #william's dialogue is from starkid's trail to oregan

[bonefall]

Feel free to ignore you've probably got a lot going on right now, but considering you know a lot about DOTC and Clear sky, I had a question...

We know that he's a terrible, misogynistic, woman beating and war mongering lunatic who was excused of all his actions because his equally misogynistic brother said " But-But he's nice! Deep down! This isn't the real him! "

But! In a world where the Hunters could write such a character, what do you think Clear Sky would look like as an actual sympathetic villain?

Idk if that makes sense, but what I've thought of doing is taking purely cannon Clear Sky and attempting to change him enough that he's still an antagonist, but not too far where only Reddit defends him.

I don't think he works as a sympathetic villain, on any level, ever. I think you're making a huge mistake to even try, and I have never seen an AU where it was done well nor am I interested in entertaining the thought.

Characters. Are. Tools. They exist to tell a story. The story that people tell me, by obsessing over some alternate universe where he was "ACTUALLY sympathetic and had a REAL redemption arc," is that they're not fucking interested in his dozens of victims. Nor do they actually care about the abusive impact he had on the minds and feelings of his family. They're JUST interested in Clear Sky himself.

Just like the Erins. Everything that happens in DOTC revolves around him. Everything. All his wives die so he can be sad about it. His brother defends all of his actions and BEGS you to sympathize with his pain so he can be 'redeemable.' One Eye comes out of nowhere so that there can be an example of "real" evil to contrast Clear Sky so he's less bad in hindsight.

The first three books of DOTC are bad, but the last three are fucking insufferable because SUDDENLY all that Gray Wing apologia pays off, and they take their main villain and throw him out a window. You CAN'T have "redeemable" Clear Sky and the plot of DOTC without dragging in someone else to drive the conflict, to BE the bigger threat to "unite" against. Slash and One Eye have to be conjured up out of thin air so Clear Sky can WHINE about how people only suck his toes instead of deepthroat them after he killed all their friends.

And yet, in spite of this absolute failure of an attempt, we continue to see this bullshit "redemption" be a mistake because Clear Sky is a fantastic villain, with major antagonist roles in nearly EVERY bit of follow-up material for DOTC that came after.

He's the most consistent monster in all of Warriors.

He's a fragile, egotistical, self-absorbed megalomaniac who ALWAYS sees himself as the victim, REFUSING to self-reflect and blaming everything else for all of his terrible choices. He will USE your love of him against you like it's a chain through your nose, step out of line and he will yank you into place with guilt trips, manipulation, public shaming, and violence.

He's a child abuser. He's a tyrant. He abandons the sick and disabled as soon as they're of no use to him, with grand speeches about "illness" and "weakness." He's a murderer who stands above the shredded corpse of his victim and bellows, "I'M NOT GREEDY! I'M JUST STRONG!"

And you'd write a "good" redemption arc for this, why?

Why are people so chronically unable to accept that there are LOTS of people like him, and you can't save your abuser? Why don't you ask yourselves why you're not interested in exploring Thunder, or Petal, or Gray Wing, and how his toxic influence impacts them? Why does the sympathy fall on Clear Sky? What about the DOZENS of victims who are dead by Book 3, and how THEY could have been saved?

Why ruin a perfectly good villain?

What's behind this trend where a billion people say to me, "Yes Clear Sky is a walking cavalcade of fucked up abuse apologia, and an incredibly realistic depiction of an abuser, but how would you change this while keeping it all the same?"

I wouldn't. You can't. It wouldn't be the same story, or it wouldn't be the same character. Never seen it done well, and I have seen it a lot. So I don't entertain this deeply frustrating "Well What If Clear Sky But Nice" impulse.

#The closest I'll ever get to that is Fallenleaf. And she lost it all #And spent years in the time-out tunnel #BAD KITTIES GO IN THE PEAR WIGGLER TO BE SUFFICIENTLY WIGGLED. #I don't think people in power typically change. If they do it's so rare it's not worth entertaining. Camel through the eye of a needle shit #and I mean ALL powers. this goes for abusive relationships too. I think they need to lose that power before they change. #When you have power. REAL power. You can fill those holes with it. You can force people to not leave. #so im actively hostile to stories that winge and cry about giving powerful people endless sympathy and chances #You've already shown me what you want to do with your power and as long as you keep it you haven't seen your consequences. #Power reveals. #It doesn't corrupt. It reveals. #DOTC hate #clear sky's redemption arc #If you're in an abusive relationship or under a terrible boss or in some other bad environment. You won't fix it. #You are not responsible for fixing it. #You can't fix it. #And they will not change. so GET OUTTA THERE #And that's who he functions best as. To me. #He's the bastard you need to escape. #And that's infinitely more compelling to me than Nice Clear Sky Attempt 32324 #I don't write stories that beg you to sympathize with tyrants and keep your heart open to some maybe-change on the horizon #I write stories where they ruin everything they touch and have to be forcefully yanked out of power before they hurt more people. #And also screw every related take that's like 'ohhh after 5000 years of having his toes sucked he regrets it a bit :(' #no he fucking wouldn't. he had his toes sucked for 5000 years. He's vindicated by how fondly he's remembered. #You can't fucking tell me that he doesnt REVEL in how violent the culture became. That him being offended about the clan's exile- #--was anything but him being offended his namesake was going away. That he wouldn't parade around like every choice he ever made was right. #''I made some vague mistakes which I will never name. BUT Im never wrong and always did it my way even if it was hard'' #If you haven't met a person like that I envy you. #bone babble #Nothing makes me mad quite like this character #Again I yell about his brother a lot because he's widely loved by the fandom

[concentriccookies]

an offering, pearhaps?

Image ID: A hand embroidered needle painting of a green pear that’s been stabbed by a small dagger. The pear also has a slice cut out of it so you can see the inner flesh. At the bottom of the cut are juice drips that continue down the pear and to the blade of the dagger. The pear is still attached to its tree branch and there are leaves sitting around it. All of this is done on a black fabric background and is displayed in a large hoop that is held up against a backdrop of multi coloured fall leaves.

#embroidery #embroidered #hand embroidery #hand embroidered #needle painting #pear #dagger #leaves #fall aesthetic #fall #puns #listen i could have annoyed you all with so many more puns like i did on all my other socials #but i'm feeling merciful #u are welcome

[genocat]

sint raiworlg

#thinking of starting a rainworld shitpost AU #where the slugcats are just weird shapes #idk if i should but #it sounds fun #so have part 2 of the shitpost scug designs #right after spearmaster #“pear mister” #who should i do next #rainworld #rw #rain world #artists on tumblr #cat #slug #slugcat #scug #slug cat #? #slugcats #doodles #rw downpour #rain world downpour #shitpost #shitposting #stupid shit #Saint #Rainworld Saint #rainworld saint #rain world saint #saint downpour

[dollsahoy]

I had pears, dates, and walnuts, and decided to combine them into something

then I ended up forgetting to add the walnuts

it's still nice

#food #i saw one site today that suggested using garam masala for spiced pear recipes #i don't know what's in the garam masala i have but it worked #along with cinnamon and a lot of ginger