#today is not that day

[queenlypirate]

grace chasity has got a gun, tra-la-la how fun!

original:

it fit them so perfectly i had to

#nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die fanart #npmd #npmd fanart #grace chasity #max jagerman #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #jagertitty #holyghost #holy ghost #jagertity #my art #someday i'll know the correct way to tag their ship name #today is not that day #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #lautski

[aroyalpaininmyass]

do u think theyre like.... yk :/

#persona 5 #persona series #shuake #femshuake #girls! woohoo! #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #p5 joker #p5 akechi #akechi goro #goro akechi #one day ill draw something cool #today is not that day #have some cringe girlkissers instead #persona #p5

[bee-zeebub]

a jegulus doodle before bed ~o~

#jegulus #james potter #regulus black #snuggles #angels #my beloveds #one day i will do them proper art #today is not that day #do not look closely at the shading #or anything really #beez art

[trilobitepunch]

Several months haunting this place and yet I'll still be like 'I have no idea what all this is what am I doing here what is that'

....HI.

#one day I will discern the sekrits of tumbleweed #...maybe #today is not that day #rp stuff #rottmnt donnie

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

They're- they um- they- *short-circuits*

That being said, outfit sketches from the latest Gossamer chapter under the cut. I need to lie down now............

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #C38 #fanart #m'art #one day i'll use color again #today is not that day #this angle has ruined my life btw <3 #but hey good practice??? i say thru tears #anyway behold them!

[schnuffel-danny]

anytime this man talks about his past it sounds exactly like this tbh

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #dave lister #i drew those stupid bunks from memory i do not care abt references #one day i will learn how to draw these characters properly #today is not that day

[bluesgras]

four guys,, dudes even

#i’m running out of captions for my loose art of these four #me: oh yeah here’s all their lore and stories and a play by play of them through rise! #where can you read it?? aha about that- #like it’s gonna happen one day #today is not that day #blues notespad #tmnt #tmnt snapdragon #rottmnt

[aphidclan-clangen]

really hard for a father/daughter dynamic who used to be super close and told each other everything (or so Blisswhistle thought) and Pearlstar could have lost a life or been really hurt, giving birth on his own out in the wild without telling the healer anything about his condition. really risky, could’ve turned out very bad, but thankfully it went alright. hard times for a family that’s lost a lot, especially recently. Firebeetle’s absence is taking a toll on everybody

At least now we have two new members of the cast!! Everyone meet Nimblekit and Berrykit! Blisswhistle’s new half-siblings!

#clangen #wc clangen #wc #warrior cats #warriors #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art #aphidmoons #one day I’ll redesign Stormwhisper #today is not that day

[cyberkombucha]

in which anthony lockwood knows how to dance

#one day i will draw a background #today is not that day #lockwood and co #lockwood and co fanart #cot3 #poly co #locklyle #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #george karim

[skribblezcorner]

Another zosan post bc they invade my thoughts every waking moment !! also i'm typing on mobile so this might be weirdly formatted

anyways, hc that Sanji is the MOST TOUCHY DRUNK to ever exist and he's all over all of his crewmates all the time. in addition to this, Sanji is also a fucking horrible lightweight. like.... tipsy after two beers lightweight. Sanji also YAPS to whoever's nearest to him about everything and anything that comes to his mind. Zoro is his main victim all of the time and does not appreciate it (yes he does, hes so gay) and its so funny to the rest of the crew b/c he has to peel a rambling sanji off of him while blushing so much he looks like a really tan tomato.

Nami + Usopp appear briefly here b/c i love their friendship so much heart emoji!!! <3333

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"Ugh, marimo, get off of me."

Zoro sighs from his position pressed against the edge of a bench, having what is arguably the worst time ever in the corner of some random bar he's been dragged to by the rest of the crew.

"I'm not on you, cook. move your goddamn leg."

"No, you move your leg."

Zoro tries in vain to shuffle away from the lanky limb draped across his lap, narrowly avoiding spilling his beer all across said limb.

The blonde always got touchy when he was drunk, plastering his entire body on the nearest person and talking their ear off for the remainder of the night.

Somehow, it was always Zoro who ended up with a tipsy Sanji draped over him, his breath smelling strongly of cheap liquor as he rambled about god knows what.

Zoro sighs again, resigning himself to his fate as the blond proceeds to hook his heel around one of Zoro's legs and pull himself forward so that he's pressed up against the other man's side. Zoro feels Sanji's elbow poking his arm. He tells himself it's very unpleasant.

"Yknow, you're coming with me to get... uh... groceries tomorrow. Yeah. We need bread."

"You've told me that three times tonight."

"Well, I'm telling you again, you algae head." Sanji lolls his head back to look at the ceiling, using the hand not trapped between them to loosely gesture at the man next to him.

"Nice one," Zoro deadpans.

"Oh, fuck you," Sanji replies, and then rests his head on Zoro's shoulder. "you want hamburgers for lunch tomorrow?" he asks over the loud murmur of the bar.

Zoro, however, does not reply. Instead, he stares straight ahead and tries to focus on the fact that Sanji's chin is digging uncomfortably into his shoulder rather than how his face is inches away.

Sanji doesn't seem to notice, his breath fanning along Zoro's cheek as he prattles on about brioche buns.

Zoro is trying very hard to stay still, internally processing the warmth of the cook's flushed face against his own and sending a silent prayer to whatever deity is out there this will be over soon. He also pointedly does not look at Nami and Usopp snickering over their wine glasses in the corner either.

He's snapped out of his impromptu staring contest with a stain on the wall when he feels Sanji slump almost completely off of the chair, and then suffers a mini heart attack when the blond kicks his legs up on the other side of the bench and straight up puts his head in Zoro's lap.

Zoro stares down at him in surprise and Sanji stares back, both eyes visible with his bangs swept out of his face. They're half-lidded and his face is tinted red from the liquor. Neither of them says anything, for a moment. Sanji's gaze sweeps across Zoro's face, looking for something. He pauses, and Zoro has to clamp his mouth shut because every time he sees Sanji like this he suddenly gains the inexplicable urge to say I've been in love with you for three years, please make out with me, which would be very bad.

The cook's eyebrows furrow, and he parts his pretty, pink lips before mumbling softly;

"...Did you get a haircut?"

Zoro throws his head back and groans. "That's it, we're going back to the ship."

He can hear Nami and Usopp's shrieking laughter clearly, even over Sanji's slurred protests as Zoro chugs the rest of his beer, hoists the fucking idiot up on his back, and marches out of the bar.

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Zoro did, in fact, get a haircut. Sanji should know b/c hes the one who did it lmao. Also, it takes Zoro an hour to walk the 15 minutes back to the ship, and Sanji talks about bread the entire time.

Am i making Zoro whipped for Sanji because i am whipped for Sanji? Interesting question, indeed. Will i ever stop? No.

Ty to my loyal 5 followers i gained yesterday!!! shoutout to yall.

Also i would REALLY appreciate comments about how i can improve my writing style so if you have any feedback please comment !!!!!

okay bye :p

#one piece #platonic usonami forever #cat burglar nami #usopp #zosan #zosan brainrot #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #theyre so gay #maybe one day i'll make them kiss #today is not that day

[mike-mills]

You believe me like a god I betray you like a man

mitski - i'm your man

#good omens #goodomensedit #* #one day i'll have the imagination to do more than just put images and lyrics together #today is not that day #can't even color this scene #especially the aziraphale parts... the lighting....... #that's what he deserves i guess

[myceliumelium]

He just looks so comfy

#art #silmarillion #maedhros #tolkien #one day I will do real backgrounds #today is not that day

[flailingpeanut]

Just some turtle practice. They bring me so much joy when I can draw them :3 Still struggling with drawing them consistently though p.p

#tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 2003 #rottmnt mikey #tmnt raphael #tmnt leonardo #tmnt michelangelo #fanart #traditional art #my drawings #one day i will learn consistency #today is not that day

[nadirising]

It's just innocent flirting there are absolutely no ulterior motives don't even worry about it

#the locked tomb #cytherea the first #dulcinea septimus #gideon the ninth #tlt fanart #digital #someday i will learn to practise designs beforehand #today is not that day #just wanted to draw a silly sunhat sick lady :c #shoulda kept gideon out of it #oh well

[akonos]

thot thursday with terzo emeritus and his most recent purchase

#one day I will post something semi serious #today is not that day #IF YOU SEE IT TELL ME PLEASE #it’s so funny #ty to the ghiscord ghesties as always #shitghosting #I saw this tee shirt and HAD to #papa emeritus iii #art #papa iii #the band ghost #ghost bc #ghost fanart #my art #terzo

[coldgoldlazarus]

I firmly believe in a Futch Samus

But I think something that might help the discussion is that her presentation, and how she is presented, are two different questions. And this is where most of her official depictions (and to an ever greater extent, the deluge of so, so much Zero Suit fanart) fall short.

Especially when she's coming out of her powersut at the end of the games, is something that bugs me. Show her hair messy and matted as fuck from that helmet. If she is in fact wearing eyeliner like that one post suggested, it should be kinda smudged and leaky by this point. Give us defined abs, not just because she should be portrayed as way more muscular in general anyway, (though that definitely does apply too) but because she's just run five consecutive marathons and fought at least one new space horror and is dehydrated as fuck. (On that note, in more casual scenes like the ZM endcards, show her with a little healthy pudge instead, let her be properly watered!) If she's fresh out of the Zero Suit, she'd probably even have some leg hair.

And just in general? Again, muscles for sure, I think this is one thing everyone is in agreement on. (Her Zero Suit model in Dread is definitely an appreciated step in the right direction.) Scars, too, especially in depictions chronologically placed after Corruption, where we know for sure that the Phazon had some severe effects. (Though other scars in addition would be interesting and evocative.) The extent of her mutations is something I do like being more up for interpretation, and there's been some fantastic different takes out there, but I do feel like at the bare minimum there should be at least something indicating her Chozo and later Metroid influences, even if it's subtle. (I like to go for a prominent beaklike nose for the former.) Age is another debatable one given the ambiguity of the timeline, but some kind of indication there might go a long way.

Samus can be feminine, Samus can be hot, but she shouldn't be Conventionally Attractive Supermodel style hot, with an hourglass waist and unblemished features. And honestly, with her usual portrayals thus far, the choice of presentation kinda fades into the background noise of Default Sexy Woman™, whereas it could be a lot more good and characterful if they paired it with a stronger character design, if she's buff and scarred and still chooses to pretty up afterward. And they could stand to even go further on that front, too, I've seen some great redesigns where she has more ornamentation and jewelry like the Chozo.

She shouldn't be supermodel hot; she should be the kind of hot that comes from and speaks to her power and experience.

#not a reblog #metroid #samus aran #watching a TBSkyen video has me thinking about character design again #surprise surprise #someday I'll shut up about Samus #today is not that day