#i have gay pirate brainrot

[yeahthatswhatimtolkienabout]

Um i'm sorry but why do all these words describe Izzy?

If you must know I'm desperately writing my GO s3 fic so I can peacefully move on to writing OFMD fics ;)

#i have gay pirate brainrot #ofmd #our flag means death #our flag #izzy hands #i keep seeing gay pirate shit everywhere now #i live and breathe it #wtaf

[quirkless-accident]

To spice things up abit

Danny is a Shinketsu teacher/student

Bonus besties with ms.joke/

Danny had originally wanted to work at UA. It was his alma mater, and all of his closest friends worked there. But Clockwork always said that everything is as it should be, so when he walked through the gates of Shiketsu High, he figured it was meant to be.

And, years later, that's still held up pretty strongly. Granted, there were certain times when he just felt like phoning it in. It was a job, and sometimes it really did feel like one. Especially on the long days of training after long nights of patrolling or stakeouts with Eraserhead or-god forbid-the occasional Ghost Zone thing he had to deal with during a weeknight.

Still, he's glad he can confidently say he genuinely enjoys his job. He never thought he would like teaching. After all, he remembers what it was like to be a student-and a bad one at that-but he also remembers the lack of support he had from the people he needed it from the most. If just one of his teachers had reached out a helping hand, he's sure he would have excelled a lot more. And honestly, with the grades he graduated with, it's kind of a surprise he was even accepted for the teaching position to begin with.

But everything is as it should be.

He does his best to be the kind of teacher for his students that he never had. He keeps spare blankets and pillows for when they really need a nap, and extra granola bars in his desk for those who can't afford a little extra food every now and then. And though he's terrible with everything but math and science, he tries his best to help them understand the work they get from other classes.

He enjoys watching his student's eyes sparkle with recognition when they finally solve a problem, or shine with passion when they talk about something they love, or something new that happened with their quirk. And when he went on his own tangents about space or quirk theory, they all sat at the edge of their seats, hanging on every word. Danny never thought he would be a good teacher, but he's glad to see himself proven wrong every single day.

The other perk to working at a superhero school is his coworkers. They're all talented in their own rights, with skills he would never be able to dream of having. But there's one in particular he gets along with well. Like a house on fire, really. Sometimes literally depending on how out of hand their pranks go. But Ms. Joke has been a godsend throughout his teaching career, and he wouldn't trade her for the world.

Through his toughest, meanest days she's stood by his side. Though she never seems to have bad days herself, he makes a point of letting her know he's there for her if she needs him, just like she's there for him. But if either of them ever need a pick-me-up, all it takes is one quick text, a very secretive lunch period, and a can of whip cream.

Danny likes to think that there will be ballads about the kind of pranks they've pulled, each one more wild and crazy than the last. They've never done any genuine harm except for the occasional lost eyebrow (that was completely deserved, if you ask Danny). And they never fail to lift their spirits. Without fail, every single one has ended with them crying and laughing on the floor, unable to stand any longer from the sheer chaotic joy they've caused.

Sometimes he wonders what it would be like if he had gotten that job at U.A. instead. Would he be drinking coffee in the mornings with Aizawa in a steady silence? Would he be brushing up on his literature with Cementoss? Would he be scrutinized in every way imaginable by Nezu? Probably a yes to all of those things.

But he's also created this little pocket of peace. He finally carved out a little section of the world that was just his. It didn't belong to ghosts or anybody else. Just one, kinda tired, Daniel Fenton, teacher extraordinaire.

Plus, the jokes with his morning coffee was a plus.

Besides, everything is as it should be.

And he had no plans on changing that anytime soon.

#ugh #i love you guys so much #genuinly #yall are the best #ms joke #emi fukukado #shiketsu #danny fenton #danny phantom #teacher!danny #mha #bnha #boku no hero acadeamia #my hero academia #also #i have gay pirate brainrot #so guess whos making a dp crossover

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Okay okay, you all might've noticed I'm hyperfixating on 2010 Spartacus again. Here are some scattered thoughts on it, and also a desperate attempt to get my followers to watch it.

This show was so ahead of its time, guys. If this show came out today, the fandom would be insane I'm telling you. A Starz original series about slaves starting an uprising that's literally all about mostly naked men fighting and killing each other in the most brutal, bloody, hyper-masculine ways, but then also fucking each other and no one bats an eye because it's Rome? And also the main gay couple are the only characters that live at the end??? And go start a goat farm?? It's like an uno reverse bury your gays. It's a bury your straights. Bury your everyone but the gays.

Alright a decent amount of gays die as well, but not the mains!!

The fandom would be in the trenches. There would be Barca/Auctus vs Barca/Pietros ship wars. We'd be rioting over the Ashur reboot right now because it's not the nagron on their goat farm show we all wanted. I'm telling you this shit would rival Our Flag Means Death in its cultural impact.

I mean, it's also a pretty poignant show with great themes on freedom and humanity as well, but that's a whole other post.

#there's also something to be said about how fake the cgi blood looks and how liberally used the slow mo is #like #i kind of love it #after an episode or two it just becomes reality #but also fair warning to my dear followers because i know a lot of you are young #this show do be having a lot of nudity gore cursing and dark themes #i don't want to see a single comment about how black sails is the pirate show for the gays as well like #i know #if starz are real allies which they clearly have been since 2010 then they'd pick up ofmd huh #anyway brainrot continues #spartacus #2010 spartacus #agron #nasir #nagron #our flag means death #melissa og #melissa bullshit #melissa on 2010 spartacus

[kodaibara]

Im suffering from Our Flag Means Death brainrot rn so here is a little fanart i did. This was so fun to draw, cant wait for season 2

#ofmd #ofmd fanart #our flag means death stede #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #gentlebonnet #fanart #i love this show so much ive literally rewatched it like a thousand times #fr i have a problem #the brainrot is real #love my gay pirates tho

[areyoudoingthis]

I'm still trying to process all the ways in which ofmd has changed my life and I think it will take me a long time to get there but right now the most significant one I can think of is that I've been in the middle of transitioning for a couple of years now and I keep discovering new things about myself every day and it's great, but I was in a really bad place right before s2 happened, feeling isolated and alone and not far from where ed was in eps 1 and 2, and those episodes hit me so so hard but they also pushed me to try to find my own mermaid in the dark and I managed to put into words a lot of what I was feeling for my therapist and make plans to try to get to where I want to be, and then eps 4 and 5 happened and there was so much joy and love and horniness in them and I want that in my life too!!!!!!!!! I want community and connection and love and sex and I want to heal!!!!!! I want to be happy and share my life with wonderful people 🩷🩷🩷

#i love everyone I've connected with over these past two weeks yall are great and i have so much fun sharing the gay pirate brainrot with you #I'm crying for real for the first time since s2 started #finally!!!!!! #I've been needing a good cry #ofmd spoilers #alex txt

[gofrenchie]

honestly scared about heartstopper coming back bc s1 gave me the most intense brainrot i have ever had for a show in my life. i've never watched a single season of anything that many times or listened to an original soundtrack that much.

#dgmw the gay pirate brainrot is real too but smth about heartstopper s1 made it so easy to watch over and over #like i would literally have the episodes playing like a podcast while i was walking around doing things #or i would have the ost playing like i was living in the show #it was to put it bluntly Insane #heartstopper #heartstopper season 2 #heartstopper s2 #me.txt

[kingsofgaytham]

i have finished my ofmd rewatch and yes i'm happy i did it cause my love for this show and its cast grew even more since i noticed so many tiny details or background subplots i missed the first time, the whole cravat exchange between Stede and Ed...but now my heart breaks even more for them, especially poor Edward, manipulated by Izzy and pushed to his limits where he once again puts on the persona he detests but this time he's also mourning the life he already envisioned in his head with Stede :((((

their reunion is gonna be so emotional and i hope by the end of season 2 we get to see Ed embrace his true desires (like soft, silk clothes and eating marmalade at the sunrise with his dumb boyfriend) and i'm excited for Stede to finally experience mutual love, not an empty spectacle put on for the society even tho he really needs to work on his thinking and communication skills cause this whole drama could've been avoided if he told Ed he wants to fix things with his family first ANYWAY i'm sure s2 will make me cry and laugh and scream and i can't wait 💜

#also the spoilers/bts from season 2 i've seen have me excited #the dancing shot with roach and fang???? #i need to see end and stede dance in matching outfists okay #they better meet and make up/make out in the first half of the season #my bet personally is ep 3/4 #they're gonna be so gentle and soft with each other please #let ed have fine things aka his boyfriend #also i imagine stede will find the red silk drifting in the sea and bring it back to edward #lucius and black pete reunion is also gonna be one of the top moments i can tell #also the flag with two skeletons seen on the clapperboards is giving co-captains #also also i feel like ed pushed lucius because he's the one that first made him notice stede's affection #it was lucius who consoled ed and saw him at his most vulnerable (crying over stede) #lucius is also the one in a happy gay relationship and he doesn't hide his love for pete #which is something ed craves for himself with stede #lucius was kind of a catalyst for gentlebeard because he made ed realise his feeling for stede are not only valid but might be reciprocated #anyways i have many thoughts about ehat happens in season 2 #and even more pirate brainrot #also my spanish got better over the last year because i could actually understand everything lmao #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #the gentleman pirate #blackbeard #gentlebeard #lucius spriggs #black pete #black pete x lucius spriggs #one last thing izzy is a dick and i hope he sees ed and stede's happiness and eats his other toe

[czo-tired]

Some things I will put in my version of season 2 of Our Flag Means Death which I'm going to write to suit my own needs if it doesn't get renewed by HBO:

-Stede calls Blackbeard "Edward" when they see each other again and he says "I am the Kraken" and they have a very homoerotic duel, possibly to Tusk by Fleetwood Mac

-This is my version of season 2 and nobody is paying me so I'm allowed to be gratuitous, and therefore Stede finds the bit of red silk floating in the water before he gets back to The Revenge, and at some point gives it back to Blackbeard in an effort to repair their relationship, or maybe Blackbeard is snooping through Stede's belongings and finds it or something, idk. Maybe it falls out of his pocket during their duel or he's just subtly wearing it in his outfit, the way Blackbeard started wearing Stede's necktie in season 1

-Before Stede makes it back to The Revenge, Jim causes some manner of havoc on the ship involving knives and Izzy Hands

-Izzy actually cannot deal with Blackbeard going sicko mode because he is the primary target of Blackbeard's ire, and he perhaps tries to help Stede repair their relationship to mellow Blackbeard out

-Lucius is alive somehow (maybe Anne Bonny picks him up or something while he's floating on some driftwood) and the crew is going to run into him at some point either at Spanish Jackie's or some other place. Pete is going to freak out and when Lucius tells him Blackbeard tried to kill him and he survived, Pete is going to pog super hard and then tell everybody that story all the time for the rest of both their lives. Lucius will sheepishly allow this behavior.

-Izzy's crisis of faith/masculinity comes to fruition and he kind of gives up on keeping Blackbeard in murder mode because Blackbeard's new favorite hobby is making him miserable. Izzy perhaps gets a hobby and discovers some things about himself

-Stede and Blackbeard are doing their big homoerotic reunion duel and they're interrupted by the arrival of Anne Bonny looking for her husband Calico Jack, and when she finds out he's dead (nobody survives a cannonball, are you kidding me), she's a little fucked up about it and remains on the ship

-Very Important To Me: Stede tries to explain himself to Blackbeard after he's stopped trying to murder him, Blackbeard does NOT immediately forgive him but doesn't try to murder him again. Stede actually puts in effort to repair their relationship over the course of at least one episode, preferably a few, and they eventually make up.

-The crew comes across Mary Read at some point and Anne Bonny is absolutely stricken and they are allowed to love each other and not die

#our flag means death #gay pirate brainrot #fanfic #headcanon #black bonnet #HBO pls just renew the series so I don't have to write this #Also I only did the most cursory reading of the Wikipedia pages of the lady pirates so don't come for me about timeline accuracy #Spoilers #Ofmd spoilers #ofmd spoilers

[tonsoffuckinsequins]

Ok so JUST IN CASE the writers of OFMD need any ideas for a Gentlebeard reunion just know that in my decrepit braincells one of the things that continues to persevere is a shot for shot recreation of this adorable marriage proposal except with the crew of the Revenge and Stede's dramatic ass apologizing to Ed.

#our flag means death #ofmd #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #HELP I HAVE GAY PIRATE BRAINROT #Gay pirate thoughts currently my only lifeline #Youtube

[lynkhart]

As promised, the Gay Pirate Brainrot has set in thanks to multiple watches of OFMD and therefore I must paint all of the things. 😌 As soon as I saw this shot at the end of episode 3 I was ✨obsessed✨. Taika Waititi does this thing with his whole face that is just so ridiculously emotive and soft and so it swiftly became my number one moment to paint. (I couldn’t have picked a nice simple scene that wasn’t heavily shaded and not underwater, could I?!) The hair was a nightmare and I had to simplify it a bit but I’m really chuffed with how it turned out.

As ever this was painted in Clip Studio Paint over the course of this afternoon/evening and mostly on one layer because apparently I’m a glutton for punishment. 😂 I’ve added it to my print shop on INPRNT too if anyone wants a copy :3

https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/lynkhart/

#Lynkhart art #OFMD #ofmd art #ofmd fanart #ofmd season 2 #edward teach #our flag means death #our flag means fanart #Digital art #taika waititi

[soupbtch]

I’ve been having a really tough time parsing through my feelings about this because they keep changing. It’s kind of silly, too, when you put it under a microscope. All love is, I guess. That’s what this is. And I’ve had a lifelong track record of loving things too hard. Not to say that it isn’t always worth it, though it’s hard to feel that way in the immediate aftermath of things coming to an end before you’re ready.

(Putting the rest of this under the cut because it is entirely too long and personal and self-indulgent. Yes, this is about the OFMD cancellation.)

I’m not a superstitious person, with the exception of talking about things I’m excited about. If I’m waiting for an offer letter from a new job, or to hear from someone, something to happen, I have the constant feeling that if I open my mouth and express my excitement out loud, put my intentions out into the world with my own breath and teeth, push it out with my tongue, it means the thing won’t happen. My words will shift the air and it will bite back. There is shaky, empirical evidence for this. I know that, logically. In my heart, though, the fear of vulnerability lives on. Of being known and seen and disappointed.

The last several years, I got better at guarding my heart. I built strong walls. I’ve kept myself from touching things I know will draw me in too deeply, avoided looking at things I knew would break me in half. Preemptive measures to avoid potential heartbreak. (A large reason for this, I’m sure now, was the long-term (bad) relationship I was in until 7 months ago, which demanded all of my attention and emotions to maintain to the point that anything more pressing to my heart would cause the whole house of cards to collapse around me.) I kept my distance from OFMD until I was sure it wasn’t queerbaiting, after season 1 finished airing. And even as I watched it and immediately after, I kept my mouth shut about wanting a season 2. I wasn’t back on tumblr at the time (another instance of me keeping myself from touching things that will pull me in with crushing force). I only had one real life friend to talk to about the show, and even then, I held back. Only let the words whisper out of the corner of my mouth, eyes shifting. I didn’t want to let myself slip. I didn’t want to show my heart for fear of it getting ripped out. I kept the walls up.

When the season 2 trailer dropped, I felt it creeping in, despite my best efforts. I craved it. With an affable hand, it was tapping on the gate to my heart that had been shut since I left the depths of fandoms in 2013. My bad relationship had ended just a few months prior to this. I was free-falling. Vulnerable.

Season 2 reached for my heart. Tentatively, I opened the gate. I invited it in. I dove towards it. I rejoined tumblr. The brainrot set in not shortly after, a familiar friend. The truth is, it could have been anything. It could have been Good Omens, had I opened the gate a few months earlier. It could have been fucking Doctor Who again. But it wasn’t. It was the gay pirates, the middle-aged men, the nonbinary actor playing a nonbinary character, the people of color, the music, the writing, the story, the actors.

Stede and Ed were experiencing identity crises and so was I. One of the reasons my ex cited for dumping me was that he wasn’t attracted to me anymore after the years of me slowly discovering I was queer and nonbinary while we were together. After I had top surgery, he didn’t love me anymore. He broke up with me during pride month. My identity was coming into focus gradually as the foothold slipped out from under me. Simultaneously, on my TV screen, I see Stede realize he’s in love with Ed. I see Ed lose his grip when his foothold slips out from under him, too; his shaky, fresh identity and bravery free-falling around him under the words “I should have let the English kill you,” spat at him for being soft and vulnerable. I see him lose himself in suicidal patterns, familiar. I feel unlovable, and I hear Ed echo my thoughts. I see him come back from the ledge, healing slowly. I see budding happiness. I see love and self-acceptance. I see the crew experiencing so much queer joy it makes my heart ache. I see the fandom experiencing queer joy around me, too. I experience unbridled queer joy for the first time in my life.

I start reading fanfiction again (a door I kept firmly shut and locked for a decade). I want more, to chase the high of queer joy as I read Ed and Stede finding each other and falling in love again and again, in a million different universes. I deepen my connections. I’m finding my foothold again. I form tentative friendships with other people in the fandom. We excitedly post about the season 3 renewal announcement we’re certain is coming. We laugh. We count down the hours together every day for the first week and a half of 2024. A shared delusion, maybe, but all signs were pointing north, and we were traveling there together. I stand up a little straighter. I feel less afraid of being vulnerable. I feel a little bit more lovable.

I let myself hope. I get excited, confident. I talk about the show and the impending renewal announcement with my own mouth and teeth and breath to anyone who will listen. I push the words out with my tongue as the walls around my heart are reduced to rubble against my ribcage. My heart beats defiantly for the whole world to hear.

We know what happens next. I’m free-falling again. It’s silly, right? I wrote all this out to help myself process my emotions, why the cancellation hit me like a wrecking ball, and I feel sillier for it. I feel silly for my heart being so large, for feeling things too much. I feel silly for letting my guard down and letting myself get hurt. For loving things too hard with no plan of how to let go. After a lifetime of this, I should know better.

This show doesn’t define who I am; I already had a pretty firm grasp on that before I ever hit play on the pilot. It’s not life or death. But it helped me find my tender heart again, the me from 10 years ago, the fearless one. It made me fearless again. It made me love again. And at the end of the day, season 3 or no, that means the most to me, and I am endlessly thankful for this heartbreak.

If we’ve never talked before, hi, I’m Danny. Thanks for reading this. I love y’all, crazy little gay people in my phone. I will keep talking about OFMD until the day I die. Hold my hand, let’s be fearless together.

#ofmd #our flag means death #enby things #danny.xls

[vikugnavikugna]

A really rough sketch for the Worm/One Piece au I've been Ponderin' for a while now. Some random ideas for the main crew under the cut:

Let's start by making things clear: this is not for any kind of fanfic or anything of the sort. I have been known to write those when I was 14 and very into RWBY, but I still struggle to write anything too complex in english and I have since given up on the hobby anyway. I just like rotating Worm characters in my head and combining them with any other brainrot I am going through at any point of my life, y'know.

As for how the au actually works, I simply deleted all the characters from the One Piece universe from existance and then tried to apply every Worm character to the preexisting societal structures and dynamics of the Three Great Powers, whilst staying as close to the currently established canon and with making up as few new Devil Fruits as possible (currently on just 1, but I haven't gone through many side characters).

Now, as evidenced by the use of Haki and presence of Imp, this fanart portrays the crew at quite a later stage of their journey - I imagine the Underside Pirates (it is a butt joke, to be clear) started off somewhere in South Blue openly working for the mysterious Captain Coil, a man trying to make a name for himself before moving to the Grand Line. What the Underside Pirates didn't actually know is that they were slowly being set up for betrayal from the very start - Captain Coil is Thomas Calvert, a retired Marine, who works under a pseudonym solely so that he can build up the persona of Captain Coil as a threat to the World Government, fake arresting himself and gain the title of a Shichibukai (and with it, the entrance to the Holy Land Mary Geoise).

For the actual crew, let's go through them one by one:

Taylor D Hebert - newest recruit of the crew, starts off as quartermaster, before being promoted to the first mate and eventually captain further down the line. The user of Jou-Jou no Mi (shamefully, the only original Fruit I made up for this au so far - it possesses about the same capabilities as Taylor's powers do in canon). Not a lot to say here - take her Worm backstory, substitute being into heroes for being inspired to join the Marines and bosh, done. After the discovery of Haki I imagine she would start gathering bugs into shapes of objects and covering the entire swarm in armament Haki for some improvised weapons (she's doing that very thing and forming a katana in the art, coincidentally). Her attack name are references to english literature (I am polish so I cannot think of an example). Possibly gay for Rachel but, since Oda writes both romance and queer people weird, it's this very anime kind of crush where she acts normal 90% of the time, but then turns into a blushing mumbling idiot when Rachel is too close. Kind of like Kuroko from Railgun but with 100% less sexual assault, y'know.

Rachel Lindt - a dogfish fishman raised outside of Fishman Island, Rachel had a pretty tough life travelling the seas alone, always narrowly avoiding whichever slave hunting crew that confused her for a mermaid at any given moment. She has no fruit powers and minimal Fishman Karate skills due to never having a proper teacher. In combat she always relied mostly on various marine life companions she gathered throughout the years of travelling the sea - in many ways, her only family. Works as the crew's helmsman. Her attack names are hilariously simple and straightforward, often said after she delivers them, rather than during action (eg. she'll just calmly punch her opponent into the ground as they are mid screaming their attack name, dust herself off and calmly say 'Right Punch' before walking off). Mostly inspired by the fact, that it always annoyed me horribly how few female fishmen there were in the series. Completely unaware Taylor has a crush on her.

Alec Vasil - son of a Yonko and an ex-Celestial Dragon, Alec was one of the many children Nikos Vasil has produced with his various mistresses. There isn't much information about the Heartbreaker in Worm proper, but I imagine him as a Doflamingo kind of figure in this au - his connections and information about the Holy Land stops the Marines from ever attacking him directly and the powers of Ito Ito no Mi, whilst limited, let him marionette people around however he wishes to fulfill his various schemes. Alec himself is no Fruit user but, due to his mother being a Mink, can use Electro. Thanks to years of experimentation with the fighting style, he developed a technique which allows him a limited control over the electricity in his enemies' muscles, purposefully mimiquing the powers of his father - both to get his father's attention and to mock his abilities ('I can do everything you can and more without being a Celestial Dragon or a Fruit user' type deal). No one really knows what his job on the ship is supposed to be and, when asked, he just usually makes up whatever lie let's him laze off some more at any given moment (usually, 'Oh, yeah, I'm on permament Lookout duty, actually'). At first I thought his attack names should be in french, but nah, this dude is just screaming the most atrocious pun attack names known to mankind probably. Responsible for making up the crew's name.

Lisa Wilbourn - the crew's de facto unofficial captain in the early days, she also doubles as a navigator. A noble of a small kingdom in South Blue, her story plays out very similarly to the canon Lisa. At some point of it all she accidently gets her hands on Giro Giro no Mi and, when her family wants to exploit her mind reading abilities for business when she's still in mourning over her brother, she escapes her home island and gets scouted by Coil. I think that a lot of the time snipers are done real dirty in One Piece, so Lisa mainly uses long range weaponry (and later Observation Haki) during combat - she simply never puts any time into mastering Armament. Honestly not much to say here, I think she was one of the most obvious Devil Fruit fits in the entire crew. Out of every person in this drawing, I am the most disatissfied with her design and thus will probably do something about it shortly.

Brian Laborn - fills the role of a first mate, cook, quartermaster, doctor, canon master, shipwright and sometimes also a ship, if need be. My friend and I discussed whether to give him a Fruit power, as the only one that fits him - that being Yami Yami no Mi, which not only visually mimics Brian's power, but also makes the user literally suffer more in combat - is way too powerful for a small ass crew. So eventually I settled for just amking him the crew's boringman Haki user and martial artist. I mean, someone does need to fish out all these dumbasses from the ocean and Rachel isn't always around, I guess. A not zero chance he steals Yami Yami no Mi from Jack's crew later on or something of the like. He may use fullbody Armament at some point, purely because I think it gets REAL bad rep in One Piece and he would make it work, I bet. His attack names are all references to real life boxing history.

Aisha Laborn - there was much debate in my head whether Aisha should be the user of Memo Memo no Mi or Suke Suke no Mi - the latter eventually won out, because I believe Aisha going unnoticed by both foes and allies is more important than actually referencing the memory aspect of her powers. She got her hands on the Devil Fruit due to one of his mother's boyfriends, who was a pirate and robbed it off of someone on sea. Aisha ate the Fruit, angering her mother's boyfriend and, after being severly beaten up, managed to activate the Fruit's abilities to become invisible and call for Brian. The following sequence plays out similarly as in canon. Aisha would be on the ship from the very beginning, but Brian usually leaves her in some town when the Underside Pirates go on any kind of mission and it's not until later that she actually joins them as crew (or rather she sneaks onto their ship claiming to be their second permanent Lookout so many times that it just became easier letting her stay).

Ship - considering the crew's size, most likely a caravel. I'm firting with it being named Atlas, but are not sold on it. Jokingly referred to is as Shrugging Atlas in my head once. I think Atlas should be their second ship, something they gain after Taylor becomes a more prominent member of the crew, and they should start off with something else. No clue what tho.

#wildbow #worm piece au

[everywaythatmatters]

Realm of the Elderlings Ask Meme Thing

This is so fun, thanks for the tag @mellowthorn!! <3

Favorite RotE book: Fool’s Fate

Why: Fool’s Fate and Fool’s Errand are both at the top of my list, but I have to give this one to FF because I don’t think any other book has made me lose my mind quite like this one. Robin Hobb said hi I wrote a book with every single gay fanfic trope in it and also it’ll shatter your heart into a million pieces! There’s dragons! What more could you want really

Top three favorite characters: Beloved, (I want to also list Amber but idk if that counts,) Fitz, Kettricken

Top three least favorite characters: Tats, Lant, Greft

Favorite ship (of the floating kind): Paragon! Tarman literally walking up the river with his little feet is very important to me though

Top three favorite ships (of the people kind): Fitzloved, Patience and Lacy, Erek and Detozi.

Would you rather be Witted or Skilled: Witted

If you were Witted, what animal would you bond with? Probably a dog or some kind of bird. Actually wait I started thinking about different forest animals and now I desperately want a possum as a wit partner

Would you rather live in the Outislands, the Mountain Kingdom, the Six Duchies, Bingtown, the Rain Wilds, Kelsingra, Jamaillia, the Pirate Isles, or Fool’s Homeland? The mountain kingdom sounds like such a nice place to live! I’d travel to the other places when I inevitably got too cold lmao

How were you introduced to the books? My mutuals were losing their minds over the series and I am very easily influenced when it comes to books ( @lordgolden I think your posts were the ones that convinced me to start reading it actually, thank you for the incurable brainrot <3)

Share a quote you love: There are so many, but the first one that came to mind was “If there must be another my fate is twined around, I am glad it is you.”

That whole section of AQ is what made me truly fall in love with the series. Fitz and Beloved’s relationship is so beautiful and complicated and tortured and it did truly change my brain chemistry!! The fact that they don’t need to have an explicitly romantic or sexual relationship to be the most important people in each other’s lives also just means a lot to me. (And despite all that they literally do have soul sex on the page. No one’s doing it like them)

Tagging: I know a lot of people have been tagged in this already, so if you like RotE and haven’t been tagged yet consider this your tag!

#my ship honorable mention is thymara x absolutely no one lmfao

[internerdionality]

"To Err is Human, To Purr is Batman" - I have to know about this, what, that sounds adorable

Do I have excellent news for you! 🥰🙏🏼

I’ve been working on this extended “turn Batman into a cat to force him to learn the value of self-care and cuddles” utter fluff of a fic for almost two years now (it’s gone on multiple extended hiatuses due to the gay pirate brainrot, I’m afraid) 😅 and there are currently twenty-nine chapters totaling over forty-thousand words up on AO3!

I have multiple future chapters planned, with no immediate end in sight. (Like, I know how it’s going to end, I’m just squeezing as much cuteness out of it as possible, first.)

#batfamily #batman #batfam #superbat #fanfic #dcu fanfic #bruce wayne #writing wip

[6th-for-truth]

** Very mild out of context OFMD S2 Spoilers **

Y’all, I have self-soothed my way through a year and a half of no new gay pirate content by going Deep into the lesbian necromancers brainrot. So please imagine the SCREAMING when there was so much Joddamn soup in the first 3 episodes of OFMD Season 2!

Naturally, I made stickers.

Throughout OFMD S2, I’ll be posting new designs on my Etsy on Sundays, so you’ll be able to find these there on Sunday, October 8.

#the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #locked tomb #locked tomb merch #nona the ninth #soup #OFMD #ofmd season 2 #ofmd 2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #our flag means soup #bone babies love soup too #just maybe don’t eat harrow’s

[areyoudoingthis]

i have never, never been more proud of myself than i am for succeeding at accomplishing this absolutely glorious, flawless and immaculate spotify wrapped. brought to tou 100% by the gay pirate brainrot

#i didn't think hozier would make it in here i thought it closed before my hozier obsession started #i am so grateful that he did #this is the most immaculate spotify wrapped anyone's ever had #I'm finally beating the swiftie allegations!!! #la vie en rose and baby being n1 and 2 is the mostest summary of my 2023 i could ever give #what did you do this year? #i thought about the gay pirates kissing and making love #all day every day #alex txt #spotify wrapped