Aizawa: …And then she came up to me and said “Hi, sorry to bother you but I wanted to give you my number because you look so much like my first husband”
Present Mic: Ms Joke has never been married
Aizawa: ...Oh
Present Mic: What did you say to her?
Aizawa: "Well you look nothing like mine"
Present Mic: If I wasnt already your first husband I'd ask you to marry me
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let her go full clown mode, with a big canon and pies and everything she gets a cartoon hammer too cause why the heck not
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Can I ask for midnight and ms jokes (my underrated bbg) nsfw headcannons
Yes you can ask for that. I’m going to do some other Pro Heroes too if that’s alright with you. 😅 (I’m gonna put this post as day 11 of my 100 followers event bc I need to stop procrastinating)
MHA: Pro Heroes NSFW Headcannons
100 Followers Event: Day 11/31
(Warning: NSFW Content Below)
(Characters Included- Midnight, Aizawa, Present Mic, Ms. Joke)
Nemuri Kayama (Midnight)
- I feel like this one would be self explanatory. Midnight is definitely a sadistic person AND a dominatrix.
- She has an extreme amount of kinks.
- Some of her favorite kinks are bondage play and role play (specifically the ones where she’s the predator and you’re the prey).
- She’s a little bit of a masochist.
- Loves it a lot when you put deep and long scratches on her back.
- Definitely will use whips, chains, and other sorts of bondage on you.
Shota Aizawa (Eraserhead)
- Obviously he is lazy during sex.
- Majority of the time you just ride him, while he’s laying down on the bed ready to fill your ass up with his cum.
- If he wants to put a little more energy into sex then he will bend you over on the edge of the bed and fuck you from behind.
- Loves it when you sit on his lap.
- He is probably a ass guy, doesn’t mind tits though.
Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic)
- He loves oral, receiving or giving, it doesn’t matter but he does prefer to give to you.
- This man can get drunk off of your pussy or dick.
- He has a big hair pulling kink. Loves his hair being pulled and loves pulling your hair while you’re sucking his dick.
- He is loud as hell, like you need to get sound proof walls if you don’t want anyone around you to hear.
- He also really loves your voice and all the sounds that comes out of it.
Emi Fukukado (Ms. Joke)
- Ms. Joke wouldn’t be very serious during sex, it would most likely be the playful type of sex.
- But she does has her times that she gets serious.
- For example, she will have you sit on her lap when she has her strap on, and she will have you slowly ride it. While this is happening she gets very close to your ear and whispers about an amazing future with you.
- She loves it when you praise her, but she also loves it when you surprise her and throw a bit of degrading words with the praise.
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