#i dont ship them i just think theyre fucking hilarious

[lmaowh-at]

A bunch of Don Quixote related stuff because I swore that I will finish this book in the year of our lord 2024 and they've been piling up a bit. I love Sancho

#don quixote #don quijote de la mancha #sancho panza #🧩 #i dont ship them i just think theyre fucking hilarious

[peridotite]

yeah

#A and B being perfectly colorcoded to them lmao #my posts #dbz #im not gonna tag kakavege i dont ship them per say i just know theyre gay as hell in canon and i think thats fucking hilarious #goku #vegeta #goku and vegeta are gay

[cryptideye]

i love crowfeather bc he has the potential to be So divorced with so many people

#i literally cannot see a single relationship he gets in that ends up working out #except MAYBE leafpool if not for the whole code thing #but even then itd be a goddamn miracle #i dont even think hes a bad person i just think he Cant Do It #like i see crow and hare as a common pairing #which i do think its weird bc like. hes his sons age #however. wouldnt work romantically. #crow and squirrel??? fucking hilarious but theyd either be besties who broke up OR incredibly bitter exes #nightcloud divorce is CANON BABEYYY #theyre written so inconsistently so its Disappointing but like. the Potential #if feathertail lived it would be even MORE of a disaster than leafpool #who else is an option. #fuckin #brambleclaw??? disaster #stormfur??? disaster #honestly i dont see many crow ships bc theres already 3 options in canon but still #theyre so fucking funny because NONE of them would work out realistically. #hes just Like That #i do still love him though. distant repressed angry garbage man #/affectionate #i do like nightcloud too but not as much #tho this is mostly due to the fandom loving to like erase her entire personality #into 'uwu poor baby victim' she wasnt... like canonically she wasnt and was never characterized as such #she is not a pushover either she is angry and irrational at times but her motives are understandable and she WAS being fucked over #in multiple different ways #which is. interesting!!! #but no uhh crowfeather evil monster demon from hell night poor innocent baby who never did #a single thing wrong Ever and had no flaws and breeze was a poor child who everyone was just so mean to that he REALLY had no CHOICE #but to attempt murder on a pregnant lady and a blind healer and then be like #the only cat who stood on the side of HELL in destroying all the clans

[cowboy-robooty]

PruPan (Prussia x Japan) For the grid

I know who sent this. I can smell your prupan and self-ship wif japan from a mile away **heart eyes emoji** thank you for being the only mf who wants to hear my opinions. anyways so i thought about it and realized actually prussia and japans dynamic is the greatest thing ever. Because see i believe in cuck japan romantically FOREVER. i think japan has like best broship in the platonic dating style (if you experience that shit you know what i mean) with america and like hes emotionally fulfilled from that but also he desperately wants a boyfriend or girlfriend or oysterfriend just anyone to have that shoujo romance and tentacle freak sideways tango with. but the thing is that he literally always fails and is in one-sided crushes Forever and always and its always japan crying to his best bro america about his fail ass love life and america is like lol couldnt be me! but it's fine because he still has his best bro and like yknow... its like how family and friendship is two different things that are both need. like moral orel about the f words (family, faith, friends) but with b. bros, booty, and bazinga... like idubbbz! (as long as you have one of those you won't be lonely). but anyways see i believe japans biggest crush of all is on italy and obviously prussia has his huge ginormous crush on italy too but like i think that actually they are aware of eachothers crushes but dont care because they dont see eachother as threats at all bc theyre like "omg this dude is so cooked he aint even competition lol i feel bad for him" towards eachother.

and i think its actually really funny because see prussia is a desperate motherfucker and honestly not hard to pull at all. like if you have sex with him hes the type who goes "uhmm youre my boyfriend now right?" or if you confess to him hell take your feelings genuinely seriously and think about it and 90% of the time end up saying YES!!! I LIKE YOU TOO!!!!!! and japan is also desperate but he would literally date anybody Except prussia. like it's like how italy will fuck anybody Except Prussia. LIke japan could potentially get together with anybody under the right circumstances except prussia lol even if they were trapped in alkatraz together for 18 years he would never be prussia's prison boyfriend he just doesnt have the capacity to love him. and its really funny because prussia is literally the only mf who has the capacity to feel romantic love towards japan in a twist of horrible fate because japan pissed off cupid in his past life and will never ever fucking win at romance. The only conceivable way is if he asked out prussia but prussia is the only mf he would rather die a virgin with while stranded on an island for 3000 years with than fuck and try to repopulate the planet with yaoi babies. so yeah they compell me a lot in this sense because this is fucking hilarious and amazing and I'd like for them to act pitying to eachother about their crushes on italy bc they're like "mhm mhm yeah you have a chance (lying)" even though they both strapped in the same jigsaw trap lawl. but I dont think i ship them because of what i said above. thank you for sending this though this was some really good shit to think about and i think ill draw them interacting more because this is an incredible discovery.... best discovery since alfred wagner and the tectonic plates !

#hetalia #aph #hws #aph japan #hws japan #hws prussia #aph prussia #uhhh #prupan #? its about being asked it #itapan #cuck itapan #pruita #cuck pruita #draws #ask

[simpingforhotfictionalcharacters]

so much happened this episode but I'm only gonna focus on the buck eddie and tommy of it all.

my thoughts are still all over the place but we've gotten a lot of hints on buddie and oh man do I hope that's endgame

I am really liking buck and tommy right now though

the date was so sad. buck really put his foot in it but eddie talking him through it at the end and getting him to call him was wonderful

I love these two so much and ohmygod do I hope beyond hope that they actually get together. the buddie hug had me soaring

theyre so fucking supportive of each other and its lovely to see

i loved buck's convo with maddie and eddie's with bobby

at this point I think bobby and maddie both suspect that they have feelings for each other, and i imagine hen, chimney, and athena also suspect. the boys have been so obvious and oblivious that i imagine everyone thinks theyre gonna get together

and both convos have got me really thinking that this season might end with buddie confession at the very least but maybe even buddie established for an episode or two

there are a few interviews that have been going around that have really changed my views/hopes for this season. i at first wanted bucktommy to last the whole season but after Lou's interview I'm okay with a few episodes and then them amicably ending things.

i want tommy and bucky's time together to really help buck become more comfortable with himself and for him to learn more about who is. this side of him that he wasnt entirely aware of

mr evan "I can't stop thinking about him" buck buckley

mr evan "checking out a hot guys ass is normal" buck buckley

this man is fucking adorable

I really want Marisol and Eddie to end. The nun thing was hilarious but her moving in so fast just confirmed how much I don't like them.

mr eddie "overprotective papa bear" diaz would never let someone move in that quickly. you cannot get me to believe he would cuz buck hasnt moved in. besides buck the only other person i could see moving in kinda fast woulda been shannon if they had the chance to reconcile and rekindle their relationship

I honestly miss Shannon. I think besides Buck she really is the only one that seemed to click with Eddie. i think their reconciliation and rekindling couldve been a really beautiful story.

also im fully jumping on the ship that buddie is gonna be a thing by the end of season 7. the interview with lou plus the one with ryan are really making me think this will happen.

i thought they might wait for season 8 but the rollercoaster that was this episode is making me think that we'll end with buddie being official

which would be fucking amazing

what does this mean for bucktommy? i think tommy knows that buck is in love with eddie. the surprise he felt when buck told him he wanted his attention really shows that plus everything that happened this episode. tommy telling buck he wasnt ready had so many layers to it and i think eddie is one of them.

lou saying that tommy could been with either buck or eddie and they just went with buck also tells me that this will never be a serious relationship. im expecting them to be over two thirds the way through the season based on this interview and some kind of end of the buddie slowburn we've been going through

buddie slowburn is my favourite kind of 911 fanfic so im not even mad if the pay off actually pays off

i never thought we would get here with buddie seemingly being endgame in canon

man im so glad abc picked up this show

only complaint, need more ravi, josh, and may. i need the nash-grant plus buck family to have some serious family time.

thoughts are still all over the place. sorry for this long ass mess of a post. im not a coherent writer, cant journal for shit tbh. im gonna go read some buddie fics to settle down and i hope/pray that this actually happens

(low-key though if all three get together i dont think my heart could take it but id be very very very happy. but like it needs to be done well. no one feeling left out. the chemistry between all three of them is off the charts. i can totally see why tommy and eddie were a possible route.)

#i want buck to be in love with eddie so much ill delude myself but really the show hasnt given real evidence for this #911 spoilers #tv: 911 #buddie spec #evan buckley #ch: buck #ch: eddie diaz #eddie diaz #buddie #buck tommy #buck x tommy #tommy kinard #ch: tommy kinard #buck x tommy x eddie #maybe? #911 s7 e5 #911 s7 ep5 #personal #text #god im so delulu on this ship #very little critical thinking just high on copium #i don't believe everything i wrote here #very high off the bi buck fumes #kinda rooting for bucktommy endgame but id love buddie tbh

[pulchrasilva]

Genuinely obsessed with how like. Useless most of the crew are in a fight.

Like you've got drey and finn who were once infamous pirates but now can't really fight so well anymore

Queen who can give bardic inspiration but can't reeaally do damage? And like if you're thinking about it outside of the dnd mechanics its kinda hilarious to have this guy on your ship to play atmospheric music while you're getting your ass beat. I dont think they even knew queen could do that when they invited her onto the ship, he was literally just supposed to play bohemian rhapsody for them or something.

And then there's gryffon who is in theory a monster hunter but who's literally never done anything useful in a fight (sorry buddy it's true)

And then there's Old Man Earl who they were gonna just drop off on the nearest island but they never did?? And he doesn't fight either, he just makes juice with magic powers. Again, the idea of having a guy on a pirate ship who's just there to make juice is fucking hilarious

Even the crew who aren't there anymore, Ollie and Felipe, were like. They were just there to be the ship's little guys they just bonded with the captains and were immediately adopted into the crew. Like they joke about how ollie's job was to be the small boy they keep on the ship but it's literally true he was a literal child and even with the belt he couldn't realistically do that much

All in all Alphonze is probably the most useful in a fight, given that he's the literal ship and can move them to ram something or flee, and I think has control over the canons

But I love how they've just collected people for the crew and they weren't chosen for their skill or strength or any of the requirements you'd expect of a pirate crew. Theyre just there because the captains care about them, because of childhood memories or because they went on an adventure together and grew fond of each other or whatever. It's not a functional pirate crew but it's a family <3

#jrwi riptide #jrwi #jrwi spoilers #riptide spoilers #should i tag all the characters i mentioned. no i wont im too lazy

[lepoppeta]

Vox x Alastor?? For the ship bingo

oh my god okay so radiostatic means everything to me

its so gut-wrenchingly sad and also hilarious and also off-putting and also so steeped in devotion and romance it makes me want to scream ??? i want them to metaphorically kiss and make up but i also know that would never fucking happen and thats also good ??? they make my head spin.

alastor is a shameless theatre kid who LOVES being the center of attention — vox is OBSESSED with alastor, and is thus a consistent source of that attention. vox is distressingly easy to tease and alastor feeds off of his passionate responses like a leech. theyre so codependant on each others apparent hatred. i need to bite something.

my favourite version of their relationship that ive made up (and this only works with their series iterations — imo their pilot/comic counterparts have never even considered an acquaintanceship, let alone a romance) is that their falling out was one huge, violent misunderstanding. alastor began to lose his power and status within the overlord hierarchy when he refused to adapt over time (can you IMAGINE how fucking powerful he would be if he just stopped being such a stubborn asshole and decided to start including podcasts under the "radio" umbrella?) and vox swiftly surpassed him. vox didnt want alastor to be left behind, and offered a partnership where they could operate in tandem and basically control almost all media output in hell. alastor mistook this for vox saying that alastor wasnt interesting enough as he was and HAD to change, and as we all know alastor DESPISES being thought of as uninteresting. he tells vox to fuck off and vox is left wondering what the hell just happened.

objectively i dont think theyd ever make up — alastor is FAR too prideful to ever consider the idea that HE was the one who was mistaken, and i dont think he particularly likes the idea of emotional or physical vulnerability either. regardless, what i would love to imagine is that eventually, SOMEHOW, they do, and that their relationship is... actually so easy. this is most likely just me projecting, but i like to think of vox as just wanted alastor as an actual partner, not a fuck buddy (his "relationship" with valentino is a coping mechanism for his anxiety and confusion and doesnt necessarily reflect on how he would be with alastor, someone i like to think he actually appreciates as a person). vox is a complete lovesick FOOL.

this is so long already so im sticking some extra spicy headcanons below the cut!

if their relationship ever edged (hah) into sexual territory, i actually think it could work, but it definitely wouldnt be vanilla (absolutely zero penetration in this relationship). i think a fair amount of voyerism, dom/sub play, and hypnotism is involved — vox obviously has his hypnotic stare, and i like to personally headcanon that alastor can hypnotise people with his voice. like... idk, alastor i feel like would get a lot of enjoyment (sexual or not) out of toying with people and seeing them squirm, and vox would respond really well to some level of praise + orgasm denial.

for me i can imagine alastor ranging from completely sex-repulsed and having no libido at all, to being appreciative enough of the sensation but disliking the vulnerability and general grossness of bodily fluids that comes (ha-ha) with it. i think vox wouldnt care either way — as long as he gets to have alastor, hes beyond thrilled.

i LOVE thinking about the potential for predator/prey dynamics too. i like to headcanon that alastor actually has to spend a lot of energy fighting off his very annoying prey instincts on the daily and maintaining a mask of indifference. deer/elk iirc are naturally very skittish — alastors hearing is terribly accute and a lot of the time hell ends up being too LOUD for him. his ears are a huge indicator of his emotions so he has to force them to be still so no-one knows how hes feeling. compared to this, despite not being an actual shark, vox has a lot of shark themes, and his obsession with alastor may be in part due to having the desire to "hunt" him and eat him (not that he actually would — the most he would do would probably be to chew/drool on him a little bit). in point of fact, i think is he ever let this desire slip, alastor, being a maybe-cannibal, would probably be find it to be weirdly flattering — after all, some say consumption is the highest form of devotion.

tying back into the hypnotism thing — alastor generally avoids looks vox directly in the eye, both because of the hypnotism thing and also because his face is literally one big bright light ("deer in the headlights"), but in a more sexually-driven situation i think hed actually find it oddly comforting because it dampens his prey instincts for a little while, and (eventually) he trusts that vox isnt going to embarrass him or make him look the fool. vox lovingly coaxes him through orgasm and takes care of all of the gross stuff before alastor even has a chance to be fully coherent.

#ask game #answered ask #hazbin hotel #alastor #vox #radiostatic #alastor hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #my headcanons

[skatingbi]

Yeah im...gonna expand on my Ace lives AU more bc im drinking that good ole copium :')

Too lazy to make this gramatically correct so accept my random word vomit!

At marineford, luffy is screaming for a doctor or literally anyone who can help ace. He knows ace isnt dead, he cant be, because he promised. A brother doesnt break promises. By some miracle, him, ace, and jimbei escape to Law's ship because hes there and a doctor. He offers to help the three of them.

Neither luffy or jimbei question it. They drop in and jimbei, being the least injured, helps law get them to his operating room. Luffy refuses treatment until Ace is at least stable. Law is not nearly willing enough to put up with luffy but he gets to Ace first anyways. After maybe 10 hours (or more, lets face it ace was a fucking mess) Law emerges and says ace is stable enough to where he wont die on the spot. He cant guarantee his survival though.

Thats enough for luffy. The shock and adrenaline from Iva's devil fruit powers catches up shortly after and he passes out.

When Luffy wakes up, its a few weeks later. Ace is still in a coma, but Law guarantees that Ace is stable enough to live through it. He forces them both in recovery by resting, and Jimbei looks after luffy at the request (orders mostly) or Law.

"No extreme activity, strawhat. I mean it. If you open up your wounds again you will die." Law states plainly.

Luffy still runs away. This time its still the same PTSD flashback but with so much more anger. Ace lived but barely. How is he meant to be the pirate king when he's so weak. Thats when Jimbei steps in just like in the canon storyline, telling him how he's clouded by what he cant do and instead needs to focus on what he can do and who else he has with him. Luffy breaks down then, and jimbei lets luffy hold onto him for comfort. He recognizes that he's just a kid. He's been traumatized so much in only a few months and he's figured his childhood was pretty rough and thats added to it as well.

When jimbei talks with law privately about this, law agrees. Theres not much they can do since they dont know luffy well enough, but they give him space to heal while also making sure luffy doesnt hurt himself. Jimbei is tasked with watching luffy, just as he promised ace he'd do.

So lets fast forward a few more weeks and Ace wakes up. Ace is in a lot of pain. Like, a lot. But he reassures luffy he'll get through this. When luffy tells ace whats been going on, his older brother looks so serious and he hasnt seen that look since they were kids.

"Luffy, promise me one thing," Ace says with a firm tone leaving no room for interruption, "Promise me you'll never, and I mean never, hurt yourself like that again." And when ace finishes talking luffy cries again.

"I will, I will, Im so sorry Ace just please dont leave me-" And ace hugs him as best as he can in his condition. Luffy promises. And now ace can rest easy as an older brother.

When luffy goes with Rayleigh, Ace has to stay with law on the ship because he's unable to be relocated. Luffy only relents when ace promises not to get hurt, and law will take care of him. Law tells luffy that ace still wont be able to move much for a long while, maybe even a year. But luffy is okay with that as long as Ace is alive and well. He'll get stronger so he can protect ace just like how ace protected him.

So the timeskip happens. Law drops ace off with luffy and they board boa hancock's ship to go to sabaody archipelago. The entire sequence with the imposter strawhats is kind of the same except for when ace nearly blows his cover to kick their asses but luffy stops him.

"Theyre not worth your time, ace. Plus, I really want you to meet my nakama!" is what he says after he realizes theyre imposters. Ace is stunned by luffy's rare show of maturity and listens. He still complains, though.

When they arrive at the ship Luffy is thrilled to meet his nakama again and i think it'll be fucking hilarious for them to meet ace because what if the military says ace is dead in the newspapers? I mean, theres no way he survived, right? Luffy just took ace's body to bury it. Thats the story they put in the paper and luffy doesnt correct them.

So, the crew are like "hey luffy whos your friend?" and luffy is like "oh thats my brother!" and ace removes the hood of his disguise to wave.

"WHAT!?!" is all thats heard and chaos breaks out. Because what the fuck? Ace is dead??? Or he was but now hes here???

"Nah, they just wrote that because i shouldnt have survived, but here I am!" Ace replies and laughs at the crew's confused and stunned expressions. So when ace says he's sticking around with them, they just nod. Nobody really protests. Its surprising, but they know Ace would die for luffy and they share that sentiment as well.

#I will be writing more. #I need this au to cope #one piece #portgas d ace #monkey d. luffy #ace lives au

[xamaxenta]

What about Ace/Shanks ?

This is pure hc but I imagine Shanks as having some resentment towards his captain for abandoning them with little explanation, and venting it by sleeping with his son (maybe he actually doesn’t even know about it their filiation but Ace looks just enough like Roger that he can be a substitute in a kinda messed up way)

Not that he isn’t attracted to Ace in his own right, but it just makes it that much more intense for him

Same for Ace : he’d be attracted to this good looking, strong, older man either way, but the connection with his dad just gives it an edge he doesn’t really want to examine. Or again, maybe he doesn’t know Shanks was on Roger’s ship, but subconsciously he’s like « oh this guy is really important to Luffy » and seduces him in order not to be left out because that fear never really leaves him, even if he doesn’t realize it

Shanks/Ace is ok just bc i dont rly care about shanks much whats way hotter is rayleigh/ace

Still thinking about that one fic where Ray actually calls Ace Roger and Ace gets off on that its so fucky loved it it consumes me

I like ShanksSabo more because it would be fucking 5D chess for them, Shanks knows exactly who Sabo is, fascinating of him to request audience/contact, Sabo knows how cunning Shanks can be and is very wary

That being said there’s a piece of art ive been hunting down on pixiv that has Shanks flanked by Ace and Sabo on either side theyre both clearly inebriated and flustered at his attention and Shanks is sitting there like a goddamn king bc of these two pretty young men so ASS is a yeah from me if only for the hilarious acronym

#ASS being acesaboshanks lmao just bc thats so funny and im a child #who finds rude words heheehashah

[catholicwhorexxx]

every single thought i had abt one piece live action

alvida is so hot im praying when she comes back she’ll have the slip slip fruit and still be fat please god.

introducing zoro with baroque works instead of with helmeppo was fucking genius, and mr 7’s redesign is pique. and the gore of zoro killing mr 7? sets a great fucking precedence.

binks brew playing in the background of the flash back where luffy eats his fruit >>>>>

i want a copy of nami’s book as merch

i love the little homage to the original of luffy planning to just fly in

having luffy be there for the scene with helmeppo and rika >>>>

ive said it once ill say it a thousand times how do they manage to make zoro even gayer. ill never get over the whimpering caption with helmeppo just crawling on the ground.

nami girlboss girlslaying even

zoro you cryptic little gay freak “then he owes me money” “didnt wanna make a mess”

im mad they didnt make captain morgan tell helmeppo he didnt beat him as a kid is bc he’s too pathetic to hit.

captain “we should be working for the same team” morgan. bro you are an elder fag preying on a young gay man. THE SHOULDER TOUCH???

roronoa “i kinda got my own thing going on” zoro

“7 days? i could catch up on my sleep”

“when i get down from here, you’ll be the one begging.” MY GOD YOU FAG

tag urself im the bead of sweat in zoros eyebrow

“get lost”

“i am.. lost”

“heyhey no. dont do that.”

my god nami’s actress is perfect the body language, tone of voice, its so accurate to how she was pre joining strawhats. and GOD her facial expressions in her first fight scene w luffy…

zoro almost dipping then deciding he wants to fight lmao i love it

“arent you that drunk from the bar?”

“glad i made an impression.”

morgan you didnt capture shit

inaki did a great job making luffy still look animated.

zoro cutting helmeppos hair is so fucking funny

garp knew exactly who it was when he first got that call

buggy youre sitting like SUCH a slut

buggy loves talking abt shanks like he’s an ex boyfriend

i wanna see what else buggy can do

zoro definitely had sex with cabaji and then killed his brother

i could watch yasopp shoot people all day

shanks casting is so well done im obsessed with the fact that none of the characters are the conventionally attractive roblox looking types

also the timing of luffy being drowned and the flashback to shanks saving him… timed perfectly great depiction of ptsd. same thing with zoros flashbacks.

“why gonna rob the place blind?”

“at least a little blurry”

i love the wlw mlm solidarity with nami and zoro, oh my god the scene of them getting dressed and nami picking out a shirt for him??? obsessed.

zoros pink ass drink

FUNKY BAR MIRROR BALL???

“arlonggg babyyyy”

“you dont think she like. like likes me do you?”

i love the way the meowmin twins move when theyre fighting in the stairwell

luffy grinning like a freak through kuros blades :333 and then the fucking thumbs up

luffys look to nami when kaya says they have a ship

damn they really just fucking murked merry

“they do know im the captain right?”

“let them have this one”

“we are” playing while they leave syrup village im obsessed

nami laughing for probably the first time in years at usopp and luffy fighting over who’s the captain

i could write an essay about the fear in garps eyes in that flashback (im going to)

“which way is port?”

“the left!”

“neverrrrrrr!”

“fine ya brat have it yer wae”

garp laughing bc he’s actually invested in his job again

the camera lense while luffy is smelling the baratie is fucking hilarious

“add food to the equation and suddenly he knows how to navigate”

ive said it once i’ll say it a thousand times inaki does a great fucking job making luffy still look animated

ill never get over sanji’s accent its so fucking fan indulgent

the little angry kick after he puts em on the fucking ground

“welcome to our shitty restaurant where the only thing worse than the ambiance is the food. my name is sanji what can i get for you?”

“any drinks one of our signature cocktails to help you choke down your meal?”

“apologies madam didnt see you there. would you care for an apéritif to start?”

sanji is such a freak oh my god i love him

zoro pointing it out is so fan indulgent

zoro grinning like an idiot when nami says “i need a drink”

im obsessed with usopps fishbowl

sanji’s smile talking about the all blue WAHHHH

i love live action sanji cooking

his fucking theme playing oh my god

zoro and nami comparing usopp to a sea slug

“i had friends”

“swords dont count”

“i had one friend”

“hell one more than i have”

zoro you fucking freak

why is he standing like that fucking fag

“because youre my friend you idiot” NAMI WAHHHHHHHH

zeff is so hot omfg

sanji’s desperate baby scream breaks my heart

i really like they went using with the original manga plotline for sanji’s backstory

“id eat both arms and legs to save zoros life”

putting buggy in the bag is so fucking funny

that zoom in on sanji yelling “zeff” what was that

god i love sanji and zeffs fight

zoro waking up scene is fucking adorable

zoro you fucking devoted freak i love you

ill never get over sanji’s theme

“the only thing i wanna hear from you is dinner specials”

baby nami is perfectly cast

BLACK NOJIKO BLACK NOJIKO

buggys body pinned up at arlongs base lmfao

“arlong has bled us dry”

“then find more blood”

i love helmeppo sitting like that lmao

bellemere’s death scene always makes me tear up jesus christ

“i thought itd take a lot more liquor to bring out your mutinous side.”

why was arlongs speech edited like that oh my god

“of course i will” makes me tear up every fucking time

nami drawing her maps in fucking blood is such great symbolism

“you look tired, maybe you should take a break”

“maybe you ought to get back in the kitchen”

“quit screwing around! luffy needs us!”

“you just got here you dont know what luffy needs.”

“i know he needs my cooking.”

“putting two slices of bread together?”

telling buggy to shut up in unison lmao

“im gonna get outta here.” while flipping them off

“fucking clown.”

USOPP EXPLODING STAR U GOAT

“i get it zeff was mean to you boohoo”

“you dont ever badmouth nami.”

“now youve done it.”

god i love taz skylar

“all great fighters call out there finishing moves”

“yeah youre gonna fit in just fine.”

SANJI WANTING TO HUG NAMI AND HER RUNNING PAST LMFAO

“back for seconds must have liked it.”

“at least i dont need 3 swords to prove im a man.”

garp jus beating the shit out of luffy

nami hitting nezumi >>>>>

god i fucking love nami talking at bellemeres grave

“i know what it means to fight for your family.”

luffy’s reaction to his bounty im in love

koby what was that gay ass look you want to kiss luffy so bad dont you

“be a good marine.”

“be a good pirate.”

luffy mimicking his poster

god i love makino

kaya with a different tea looking healthy 😭

luffy’s bounty up under employee of the month

BUGGY AND ALVIDA BUGGY AND ALVIDA BUGGY AND ALVIDA

god i love garp

helmeppo learning to be swordsman :33

“maybe the old chef was right. it id your turn.”

“i can still take you.” not in a fight…

their jolly roger 🥺🥺🥺

#op la #one piece live action #op la spoilers

[dreamsy990]

qinter is a hilarious ship to me and i am obsessed with the dynamic. and i am now going to talk aimlessly about qinter

im in love with them. guy who was raised in a strict social hierarchy that values etiquette and skill and was fucked up by the pressure to be perfect. and he always fell short, constantly reminded of his failures. so he overcompensates by acting superior whenever he can, constantly looking for things that make him better. but he wants so desperately to be acknowledged and appreciated and loved and accepted. and also his parents did try to sacrifice him to help his brother that did happen

and then guy who was basically raised in the shadiest area ever just left to figure shit out on his own on the streets when his mom would kick him out during the day. and he knew from all logic that his mother didnt really love him but would still try so hard to make her notice him, always trying to believe that deep down she loved him. and then he realizes she didnt and she never did and to her he was worth nothing. and he constantly tries to make himself likable, he tries to be kind and charming and always make himself liked.

they are both so similar and so different i want to put them in a blender and see what happens. i want them to bond over being thrown out by their family.

anyways their dynamic is soooo silly. guy who is cold and proper and guy who is silly and goofy will never not be a good dynamic to me what can i say im an akusai shipper ofc i love these two. theyre just two kids who have dealt with so much fucked up shit. i want them to hug. i dont think winter would be ready for romance honestly. but qibli probably is fine. anyways i dont mind qibli and moon being canon(?) (i think theyre canon) but qinter means so much to me. anyways this has been my late night rambling session of the day

#qibli #winter #wof

[grimescum]

im in the mood to yap so i chose to yap about hellsing ships. i dont partake in shipping usually but i still find them interesting to think abt

all of this is my opinion!!! i dont hate u at all if u ship anything i happen to not like or agree with. if you dont want 2 see someone being judgemental about something u enjoy (understandably so) feel free 2 scroll past

also no being annoying. questions and comments r fine but anything else jsut shut up

ALUCARD X INTEGRA 10/10

goated. there will never be anything better than girlboss x malewife im sorry

though i'll say i dislike the interpretation of integra where they tone down how badass and stoic she is just to make her. like. a little bit tsundere. u cant make the gnc couple gc like that fucka you

ALUCARD X SERAS 5/10

SERAS X PIP 10/10

silly guy x silly girl will never not solo, especially when fucked up angst and cannibalism imagery is involved. heavily tied with alutegra for me

SERAS X INTEGRA 10/10

CUTE!!!! i dont see any fanart of this ship that i dont like. lesbians know what theyre doing and they do it well

don't take my lack of input as me disliking it or anything i just ship to project

ANDERSON X INTEGRA 8/10

cutie...... i see anderson as a big softie even if he's fucking crazy and scary and i greatly enjoy softie guy x serious gal. i dont see much angst potential though unless u bring alucard into the mix and make him jealpus as fuck

i also think the idea of alucard's master cucking him with his own arch enemy is hilarious so it gets a bonus point for that

ANDERSON X ALUCARD 7/10

love the rivalry, love the enemies to lovers, hate how often alucard is twinkified as if he isnt built like a pot of spaghetti. my biggest pet peeve is when people prettify characters and i happen to see this a lot w the content of it i stumble across

if someone makes alucard just as fucking wank looking as he is in canon i will gladly bring this up to a 9 or 10/10. stop being pussies u guys

WALTER X SERAS 6/10

read a very cute fluffy fanfic on this once!! i'm a little mixed about age gaps but as long as the younger one is a consenting adult i see no reason to freak out

good potential for angst with the age gap considered, though i dont think walter would date someone *that* much younger than him for the same reason. i think they'd be very sweet regardless of if they're friends or not

i have father issues so this ship will be getting an extra point

okay, this one i admit can be cute? i quite enjoy the silly normal girl x scary traumatized guy dynamic, but i personally dont like how sexualized a lot of the fanart is, or how they tend to baby-ify seras as if she didnt cannibalize a man. not much flavor here in my opinion. ive never been a fan of heavily heteronormative ships

ENRICO X INTEGRA 4/10

WALTER X INTEGRA 5/10

love the girlboss x devoted malewife dynamic, dislike how the little content i've seen of it comes across as creepy imo. i can def see there being jealousy with how alucard is essentially integra's dog and gets all the attention while walter is just the butler... i dunno

more old men need to get bossed on girlstyle but alucard x integra still does this better i think

WALTER X ALUCARD 5/10

the jealousy to lovers pipeline never made sense to me as a jealous bitch myself but i suppose i can kinda see it since jealousy is not far from admiration... very interesting in the angst department, but i cant imagine how any romantic interactions with them would be like aside from light playful banter

as long as its not baby walter then i'm fine with it (girlycard x 14 y/o walter is 0/10 booo booo tomato tomato)

ive only seen this ship once, i can only assume its appeal comes from hot lady integra beating the shit out of enrico's annoying ass

snarky x serious is a very good trope but unfortunately i think alucard x integra does this better, AND with a romantic aspect that i can see. enrico also annoys me

JAN X LUKE 0/10

DOC X THE MAJOR ?/10

i love the silly dynamic but because i dont feel much for either of the characters i really cant say

WALTER X RIP ?/10

CUTE!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE the crazy girl x normal(?) guy trope, i tried 2 do that with my oc claudine actually!!

i dont dislike anything abt this ship i just wish there was more canon substance

ALUCARD X THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND 5 billion/10

i think its funny and also i enjoy their canon interactions... the 5 billion is mostly satire i'd put this along with the other ?/10 ships

ALUCARD X MINA ?/10

whatever . i see people be very annoying about this ship and i'm aware not everybody is but it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.. same thing with andercard but the fanbase for it is a lot bigger so i'm more forgiving

i saw this once and i want to be thorough.. um . they are brothers . if thats ur thing then whatever but its not mine

#flea talks #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #thats all i can think of rn anhway....

[quarktrinity]

quark watches star trek season 1 episode 4

why did no one tell me this show has episodic mysteries. kirk is like fuckin columbo over here

oh this episodes fucked up too

spocks a dick. its great

youd think theyd get accustomed to their crew members getting turned evil but no it just keeps happening and they never know how to handle it

hey kirk. why are you, as a man, saying the word "compensate" like ten times this episode

ok i guess theyre not getting turned evil its more like theyre getting turned depressed. is this worse? mayhaps

OH NO SULU GOT THE HAND RUBBING DEPRESSION DISEASE

kirks shirt is just tight enough to be like. man u might as well be walking around in a thong

o'riley and sulu seem more manic than depressed. are they high

i

"you know what joes mistake was? he wasnt born an irishman" what

sulu please never die youre a delight

oh this episode is a metaphor for drugs. a kind of dumb one but a hilarious one

is this planet alive

i still have no idea why this episode is called the naked time

o'rileys actor is having a blast. good for him

uhuras earrings look like theyre made of plastic. did she win them at an arcade

what do the shirt colors even mean

...does the weirdness only affect the men? or does this show just not have enough girls to be statistically significant?

oh wait nevermind the girl doctor got weirded too.

is everyone on the ship qualified to take the helm????

is spock getting weirded. im excited

"im in love with you mr spock" no youre not shut the fuck up

this show is so weird

spocks eyebrows have a different thickness every episode

OH HES SNIFFLING. CRY BABYGIRL CRY

scottys been burning that wall for like 10 minutes

spock is so babygirl

god leanord nimoy did not need to go that hard with his performance in this scene but he sure fucking did

JESUS CHRIST LEANORD.....

"its only a theory its never been done" so itll 100% work? got it

god just kiss already

kirk is so horny he has an existential crisis about it

hey why the fuck is this episode called the naked time i still dont know

it has been 0 episodes since kirks shirt was ripped

can yeoman rand be left alone for two seconds. shes just some lady

"the engines imploded" he says, casually

theyre. theyre traveling through time.

what

why do they time travel in the drug-virus episode

...THATS IT?

THATS THE END?

WHY IS IT CALLED THE NAKED TIME????????????

#quark watches star trek

[mamadarama]

since that other anon mentioned catching up on the handcrafted funnies I scrolled all the way to the bottom this morning and have spent the rest of the day working my way back up. app refreshed I am somewhere in the one hundreds. your blog is like an orchard to me. foraging. really big fan of kogareis that have koga being something like a fucked up stepdad or mother to the twins. your services are invaluable. also I’d be remiss not to mention the joy and delight I feel every time there’s an ibarinne don’t know that I even ship them I just think there’s . no I lied I do ship them I just think it’s terrible and funny. okay enough This is a weird ask I’m trying to say thank you. so thank you!

yay thank you and youre welcome!!!!

YES despite being Like That koga is a really good authority figure/role model of sorts for mostly the twins but also all his juniors really, and its just so cute cuz he would never admit that and would get mad if it was pointed out cuz he tries so hard to seem heartless and abrasive but when hes in the position to help someone depending on the person he pretty much always takes it. he just doesn't have it in him to go the full 9 yards with his little facade , it goes against everything he stands for . youre not fooling anyone buddy we know you are a lover at heart

i love ibara and rinnes relationship SO much, i dont ship them but i do ship nikibara and rinniki and whichever of those ships it is the one thing that stays the same is that rinne and ibara will cross paths significantly more often because of niki , and they have such a strained relationship but tolerate each other because they both care about niki and don't want to make him sad, despite the urge to have a screaming match on sight every time theyre in the same room . and it's not that they hate each other or anything they just do not get along at ALL . theyre so passive aggressive with each other you could cut the tension with a knife . this is one of my favorite ship dynamics , i also like madakuro and kurokei for this reason (although its way more extreme in their case . keito is so intimidated by madara its actually hilarious) and also watamada and wataei but that one falls a little more into crackship territory for me, i just think theyre so funny . theyre sitcom material.

#ask #anon

[d20unfuckability]

apologies in advance for the essay i am about to put in your ask box

non canon gayest bitches tournament was a bracket of non canonical gay ships. the finalists were phoenix and miles from ace attorney and jesse and ash's mom from pokemon. the person running the poll was very open about the fact that they were rooting for ace attorney ship and hated the pokemon ship (from here on referred to as yaoi and yuri because those are too long to type every time). they at one point explicitly said that they pretty much only ran the tournament so yaoi could win, and repeatedly claimed they were bending the rules to even let yuri in (this was always followed by the rules, which yuri followed all of). they got really mad that yaoi was losing because they didnt realize how big the yuri fanbase was (specifically one blog- i forget her url but it was run by kiana mai). i dont think yaoi was even losing when they called it i think it was just a tie or close to one and they were mad it wasnt an absolute sweep. they posted a meltdown that i should be able to find and @ you in after i send this.

where i come in is one innocuous ask. its funny you say "yaoi shouldnt have been allowed in because theyre basically canon" because that is essentially what i said (AS A JOKE) and it made them VERY mad. they went on a whole rant about how this tournament is for gay ships that are basically canon not crackships like yuri. before i sent this ask their url was noncanongayestbitchestournament (first of all get a shorter url). after i sent this ask they got so mad that they changed it to gayestnoncanonbitchestournament to take the focus away from the non canon part. anyways this has been the saga of one of the funnier tumblr meltdowns i have witnessed.

Holy shit that's fucking hilarious.

I get being emotionally invested, I really do- it's a lot of work, and while it's a labor of love, the time investment strengthens the emotional one.

But god damn it's Not That Deep. I hope, wherever they are, they've gone and touched some grass.

[kidfoundonstreets]

okay uhm the scarf guy and the pigtsail guy from yttd . and charlotte and lime from wh. and uhhhhhhhhh anyone from cinderella game

head in hands HIAAIIEY HYEHEYEH HAII ROBIN <333!!! TAHNKYOU please know the opffer is pen for you anytime.. anywhere.. smooches your forehead okay so i like the pgistial and scarfie scarf guy because theyre so fcuked up ina ll of the ways. i like how they make me wanna throw up and shove my head inside a sewer while inhaling fanfiction of them like toxic gas. that aside the angst and to put it simply fucked up potential in their dynamic is what draws me to them, i enjoy how complex it could be - your abuser could love you but not in all the right ways, it could exist, shin and how they care about one another with the idealistic frankly obsessive posessive view midori has with him as well like the cut scene of him c rying over shin HELLOOO?? anyway theyre silly to me. guy who lives in your house is also your roomammte old friend bestie lover worst person you know etc jerk weird weird satrange weird. i could write a lot more if it was speciifc but im very bad with words sooaoaahahdhwh <3 oh and gore chalrtotoe and lime are also one of my fav dynamics yesss horrible yuri. chalrotte never wnating to give up on lime while lime has al;ready given up for any sort of proper undertsnaidng she craves bwteen them, heyre friends but one wants more while the other doesnt, it doesnt even have to eb romantic it just hurts because charlotte was all by herself or maybe just singled with the others apathy toward semotions so seeing lime full of emotion and passion and pain who could get chalrotte probably also ironically struck a chord in her - and shes always worried for her, like she might go too far, and when she does she just starts crying. thats the good shit. a hoepless ending a hopeless dynamic but they kiss sometimes in my brain to make it worse. perfect. that cinderlelal game ,, ,,,, !! oh god please dont stirke me here IM SO EMABRARSED i dont have any ships in that game so ill go on with that xoxoxoxoxooxox dorpelts one ive been playing ! i really like how with shiloh theres this fake "is this true is this not" with him, you never really know and thats what the fandom loves about him whcih i agree its an addicting type of thang, and even in the end its not completely clear. all we relaly get is that its sure at least that he does value jb at least a ltitle or see her as of value, as she does end up consistnetly vomplimented talked to and by his side through the end. he cant have a verison of hismelf that isnt manipulative, long gone, and you need to accept that. theyre awful divorce. i cant get enough of it. jbs overflowing confidence and shiloh right beside her like a dog with a knife, begging for any sort of scraps because hes a liar. a mnaipualtor. like jeoekr! or kokcichi . ezxcept hes actually good . can you imagine it. ironically hes probably the most untrustworthly one there becausre atleast the others say what theyre thinking. shiloh is a mixed bag and every word has at least a little bit of a truth and lie to it.

ut thats how they like eahcother and its fun interesting we arnet here for a long time we're here for a fun time for nate it givess a bit more of a genuine perspective, im not used to jb being comforitng or nice tbh lol. but its clear that they atleast fiteachother even if jb isnt the nicest one for him - i think shes the only one who can keep up with his intense moods and issues stacked on him and his rough exterior. hes honestly a pretty decent guy if you dont piss him off whcih is easy. closeness issues. commitment issues. nothing is ever stable issues. i get it bro. the thing with all of these dynamics in this game is that they do somehow in a hilariously awful way is complete eachother, i cant say if any of them will end well but its obvious that theres chemistry in all of their interactions and i love love love this game. anyway i also relaly liked how with nate you dont kiss him at all and instead get a hug at the ened, its nice compared to shiloh who just goes along with everything and how jb is pulled to his wants at times (while with shiloh shes the one ofc usually taking all of the lead while hes the jester) - i think it really digs in how much he trusts her to go that extreme and vomit-inducing lengths at the end because he wants their kiss to be perfect qnd it isnt perfect right now. but hes ready to keep going because of this stupid bitch (jb). and i find that super sweet

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