#i do not like this visualizer lmao

[ilikethissong]

The 1975 - Tonight (I Wish I Was Your Boy)

I tell you I can visualise it all Too real it all seems But once again, runnin' away with me But once again, runnin' away with me This couldn't be a dream Runnin' away with me Runnin' away with me And I stop myself for a minute See if my heart's still in it Say a few things just to win it Funny how it works out innit? And told her, "Some things have their time How can I be yours if you're not mine?" She said, "They should take this pain And give it a name" Tonight, I wish I was your boy (Run away from me, run away from me) I (Run away from me, run away from me) Tonight, I think I fucked it royally (Run away from me, run away from me) (Run away from me, run away from me) Give yourself a new name Change your voice on the train Have her complain about your fame Tell me that it's all a rigged game She told me, "Some things just take time How can you be sure if you won't try?" She said, "I guess I'll take this pain Instead of your name" Tonight, I wish I was your boy (Run away from me, run away from me) I (Run away from me, run away from me) Tonight, I think I fucked it royally (Run away from me, run away from me) (Run away from me, run away from me) And it's been playing on my mind Unfortunately, I've been to this place in my life far too many times Sunday's nearly over so I'll just lie awake Tonight, I wish I was your boy, I Tonight, I think I fucked it royally And tonight, I wish I was your boy (Run away from me, run away from me) I (Run away from me, run away from me) Tonight, I think I fucked it royally (Run away from me, run away from me) (Run away from me, run away from me)

#the 1975 #tonight (i wish i was your boy) #i like this song #i guess i'll take this pain instead of your name #wowwwww #visualizer?? #i do not like this visualizer lmao

[mochinon-yah]

Would Dr Ratio be like this? Honestly, I haven't meet him in hsr yet, but he seems like an insufferable man lmaoo

"Go ahead, Y/n, finish it."

He smiled somewhat warmly, yet it didn't calm your anxious heart at all. With how he presented himself, you could've believed that he was one of those genius people. Okay, fine, he was smart. But in your defense, you would believe that wholeheartedly if he didn't do stupid stuff like this to you.

"Come on now, Y/n. I believe our frequently 'tutoring session' have brought you some new knowledge, does it not?"

"Well—"

"Ah, of course it did. I was the one who teach you, after all. There's no way you wouldn't be able to understand them."

His once furrowed eyebrows relaxed a bit as he eyed your figure. His stares, always unnerving. It made you uncomfortable on many occasions. Whether it'd be the stares that had always been there, or the fact that he was now assessing you with some kind of test was absolutely outrageous. Why would he — of all people — put so much interest on you?

"In any case, I assure you that even those simpletons could solve this equation, so no need to fret over it like you're not above them. You'll be able to finish it."

"Oh, really now?"

You weren't a genius like him or even near his intellect, no, you were only a normal person who had an average iq! Seriously, by now, you were just tired of him being all bossy with how you do stuff in life. Even the time and limit you do your bath was managed by him! So, how could you not get angry? It was your time to relax down from all his antics. Ugh.

He was being overly insensitive with your boundaries. But despite you always telling him that, he always thought that it was you being a dramatic person you always were and dismiss every other reasons you had.

"Alright, I have some other errands I need to do, so I expect you to finish the test in 30 minutes. I'm giving you a lot more time than usual, aren't I being so nice now?"

"... if only I could say that about you ...."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing."

You had no choice but to try and finish the test. After all, there was no way out from his stubbornness. He would somehow always know where you were despite you not even telling a single soul about your location. It was scary at first, but now, you just didn't care anymore. In your mind, you just hoped that he wouldn't be as cruel as he would always be.

If this test was not finished in time, you knew that whatever he had planned for you after was not going to be fun.

In the end, though, you did not finish the test.

Time went by too quickly that you didn't notice before he eventually told you oh so nicely. You then ended up getting punished by him. By the end of your punishment, your legs were a little wobbly with how hard he was going. Huft. At least, it felt good when you both did it. Well, except for the fact that he was still teaching you things while going down on you. That part was the most exhausting one.

#reli-writes #cw: implied you doing it with dr ratio #i like his visual so that's why i wrote this TT #but idkkk this is weird waaa #anyway #i just wanna say #in this fic he be teaching sex ed class seriously lmao #like ok man i get it #you wanna share your knowledge anytime anywhere #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr x reader #dr ratio #dr ratio x reader #yandere #yandere hsr #yandere dr ratio #drabble

[meruz]

of course someone that likes june egbert and not john likes velma, congrats on the bad taste

i normally wouldnt answer an ask like this but saying "likes june egbert and not john" abt me is fully insane. like you do realize the john egbert art tag on this blog goes back 19 PAGES AND 13 YEARS RIGHT...in terms of sheer numbers hes by far the character ive drawn the most all time. a couple years ago i made a 10 year retrospective post abt all the john egbert ive drawn... i dont just like john i LOVE Him 😭

#i also designed an official john egbert shirt???? #and made john egbert illustrations for both the official act 6 tarot project and the official homestuck zine #like i do kinda feel my contributions to the greater john egbert visual culture are. non negligible. #also i worked on velma s1 and that job allowed me to make a lot of positive life changes i think im allowed to like it lmao #ask

[ddarker-dreams]

there needs to be a name for the emotion you experience when you can tell a guy's about to turn a normal convo into something real awkward

#fear? maybe. it lacks the necessary finesse #i need psychologists on this stat #i've developed a sixth sense for it #they go from saying like one or two friendly things #maybe offering to help with something #then there's The Pause as they gauge like sharks circling prey in the water #and during that Pause i just go fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck #this isn't a visual novel you can't up my stats by picking two correct dialogue options in a row #(anyway phinks would do this 100% LMAO) #lock.txt

[fullmoonfireball]

i'm feeling really normal about smash bros verse olimar btw .

#Rambles Into The Void #long post #headcans #dont know what else to tag this as lmao- #i think olimar would probably come up with unique species names for the 'unsure' tier guys but i cant come up with anything #dead certain at least some of the guys i put in the 'human ('lythe' type)' tier arent but genuinely i do not care #if i (a human) cannot tell they arent human then i dont think olimar would be able to tell without asking #the only reason i didn't make him lump hylians into the lythe human category is bc like. koppaites #completely different species from hocotatians but the only canon visual distinction is the ears #so i think he would recognize that difference and thus actually ask

[zukosdualdao]

underrated zutara scenes, part one

#atla #atlaedit #zutara #zutaraedit #gifs #my gifs #*uzs #i am usually much more interested in their dynamic in tcod onward but. this scene is SO funny #like obviously he's doing it in service of his mission to capture aang #but there's something SO visually startling about the way he unceremoniously drops aang to deal with her #and like. in their previous fight scene he underestimated her only to be bested. he managed to escape and get aang because of the sun's #renewing power and influence #but he very much does learn quickly she poses a real threat to his goal and doesn't underestimate her again here #for her part she is (rightly) so fucking done with this guy LMAO #i can hear in her head “i am a WATERBENDER surrounded by ice and snow in a blizzard what do you THINK is about to happen”

[minecraft-sideblog-tm]

Okay I’ve roughly seen at least one POV from each pairing and the first-episode dynamics are just so funny, it’s literally like:

Scar: Man, I wish I could find my soulmate. They’ve got to be so close.

Grian: Scar, it’s literally me! I’m like 2 meters away from you!! I’ve been here trying to tell you for an hour!!!

Scar: It’s almost like I can hear their voice 😔

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Impulse: Oh! Yeah, we’ve been married for 7 happy years :)

Everyone else: Guys the server has only been active for like 3 hours, how can you already be marr-

Bdubs: *bursting through the door* 7 HAPPY YEARS AND MANY MORE TO COME >:(

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*reality show confession cam*

Scott: We spent ALL DAY trying to find our soulmates. We searched! 

Cleo: We put in the WORK! To find them! And-

Scott: And you know what? They just- *stands up* ugh I can’t even say it. *walks off camera*

Cleo: Apparently our soulmates went to Hell! Together! Without us!! They weren’t even TRYING to find us!! They were just out exploring and apparently walking through fire instead, like can you believ-

Scott: *storming back into frame* Cleo and I are soulmates now. We don’t need them. “I dOn’T thiNk it woRKs thAt wA-” WELL it does now.

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Tango: *respawns* oh no... uhhhhh *checks chat* Jimmy? You here, buddy?

Jimmy: What did you do?

Tango: Oh yeah I just......We must be soulmates! Neat! Ugh sorry about the whole “killing you by proxy” thing though, haha.

Jimmy: Yeah.... so now what? 

Tango: Hmmm, build a house? Yeah! And get some resources!

Jimmy: That sounds good! ....how?

Tango: .....yes?

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Joel: *takes damage* Oh my g- Who is my partner!? They just keep getting hurt by things!

Joel: *10 minutes later* Wait... Etho, did you just...? Hold on let me test this, we might be soulmates! *already towering up*

Etho: Wait really?! Oh no...

Joel: Yeah!! *jumps* I think we might be sou- *lands* Wait...”oh no?”

Etho: No, wait! I meant yay! This will be great!

Joel: Okay good

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Ren: *punches BigB* Aw, I don’t think it’s us :(

Joel: *punches BigB, hurts Ren* No, hang on. *punches again* I think it is!

BigB: Wait!

Ren: Wait!!

*Joel punches BigB again*

BigB: !!!!!

Ren: !!!!!!!!

BigB: :D

Ren: :DD

Ren:

Ren: ahem Okay can everyone else leave us so we can start planning the rest of our lives together? Thanks

#if any artists want to draw any of these scenarios like please do I'd love to see it #the scott/cleo one and the grian/scar ones are what inspired this post #because I just had such a vivid visual in my head of the interactions lmao #lee speaks #double life #grian #goodtimeswithscar #solidaritygaming #tangotek #ethoslab #smallishbeans #ZombieCleo #smajor1995 #BDoubleO100 #impulseSV #rendog #bigbst4tz2

[b4kuch1n]

IT ARRIVED IT ARRIVED IT ARRIVED

DESPITE EVERYTHING DESPITE MY CHRONICALLY CURSED INTERNATIONAL MAIL PROBLEM I AM STILL THE ZONE RPG

#bakuspeech #and I guess this counts as #bakuspecial #ouuuuuu #my art! on cards! characters I kinda got to build with my visuals!! #also upon getting this which I had mailed to the senpai's place instead of mine in an effort to break the curse we immediately #ran a game. that was supposed to be short. but ended up extending past midnigt #AND had to stop for the night before act 2 even begins #but. its SO fun. the game pieces do just the right amount of heavy lifting for u that it frees u up to make up Real out there stuff #like. we ran a game on the browser version. and while it was also Really fun it got stressful to make stuff up #now if we're stuck we just pick up cards #and like. idk for kinda the first time really? I get the appeal of roleplaying with someone else #I'm usually such a control freak about the stories I tell lmao #with the visual aids in this set I get to imagine the character dynamics so much more easily #like this time around the senpai picked the scientist archetype #and he made that guy a white guy with some means who has been sending people to death to serve his science #and my character's an asian guy who was with a pest control service (yes I picked the trevor henderson character lmao) #who got drafted into the bureau and works as like cleanup/fodder #so immediately I got to go like oh so I hate your guts. and you condescend at me #which turned out to be a Very fun dynamic to roleplay lmao #throughout act 1 we've made this dynamic steadily Worse. one of them envies the other into oblivion #while the other can now communicate with No one except his mission partner #and we're gonna craft the second act as chase. a predator and a prey. gods. it was SO fun #its so funny both of them were touting to be smart or good at their job. and then they went into the zone and Immediately got fucked up #this game really gives u that satisfaction and fascination with like. when things go wrong in way too thematically fitting and messy ways #lmao my contract's fulfilled I do not have to talk this game up. its just really fun. man I enjoy that so much #sadly my pool of english speakers who can play this game with me is not big #I'll try and find time to run a few small games in the near future... maybe during lunar new year #I was over at the senpai's today to toast out birthdays lol. to get that out of the way we've been planning something like that for weeks #weve been both way too busy. with different sliding scales of uh. how pleasant that busy's been

[cha1cedony]

I love Trudy Trout

#this is how I keep imagining her. help me #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #jokes aside… I may draw her #I don’t think I’ve ever posted drawings on here? outside of my Grant Wilson Sans lmao #and the ‘girl you know you don’t relate to Evangelion’ video #neither of which were like. serious #I don’t think I’m a great visual artist but I do like to draw my silly guys :3

[ded-lime]

my attempt at lily versions

#wolfgang amadeus mozart #antonio salieri #fate grand order #fgo #my art #ok listen i know literally no one besides me cares about how these are two different centuries #but you see salieri's thing with this to last ish century suits makes putting him in a 18th century clothes looking weird #i figure that 19th is a good middle ground and plus he like. died in that century anyway so close enough #well actually im not sure when that style of coat became a thing. the outer one i mean but whatever #also they still had knee ish length in 19th century but the visual connection with modernish suits also makes it looking weird on him but #but! the longer boots make a similar shape to it and #um anyway #amade is eepy cuz um idk he writes about being tired lmao #<-- the most normal fan of these guys #did a very normal amount of reading on them. also this might be bringing out my mild interest in historical clothes just a little bit #well its not like i *have to* put them in historical clothes its not like this gacha game is very historical... #bwa wrong i do have to and the reason is brainrot

[xejune]

little horror concept based on cordyceps :3c

with thanks to @cozyqueerchaos for helping me brainstorm!

#a brief interlude before i get back to finishing the requests! i wanted to refamiliarize myself with rendering in procreate #since my pc is still a little too fried for me to feel comfy drawing on it :')) #anyway this is based on an AU. like an AU of an AU? where floyd does get revived post band-together but comes back wrong #because im a horror artist at heart - believe it or not LMAO #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #trolls floyd #floyd trolls #art #my art #body horror #cordyceps #idk if i'll end up doing more trolls horror art. im not the biggest fan of using kid's media for horror stuff (save for analog horror maybe #at least in visual art #this just sort of happened LMAO #fanart

[corvid-khaos]

one must imagine an art school student happy

#hghhhhhhhhhfghhh #yes this is why i haven’t posted since like february (months prior of no posting have no excuse lmao) #time machine for me to whack the shit out of myself for deciding to do a difficult to draw vulture cowboy #what do i even tag this lmao it’s orignal work #fuckin #artists on tumblr #visual development #aarakocra #art school #animation student #wild west #high noon #i guess?

[eggcats]

I do have an idea of Alastor taking Vox pet shopping, because Vox mentioned having a dog when he was alive and missing having a companion

Alastor agrees to get him a pet, as long as it ISN'T a dog

Vox cannot believe THIS is the one line Alastor won't cross, not even using his most adorable digital face changed his mind - but Vox still wants a pet, so he agrees. No dogs.

(They haven't been together long enough for Vox to LEARN why no dogs was such a big deal, here - I kind of think that's something Alastor doesn’t talk about until they've been together for like 10-20 years).

So! They go to a pet store, and Vox immediately wants the giant dog-like shark.

(Alastor tries to say no, but Vox is like "C'mon it's not a dog!!! *insert cute anime eyes before that was even a concept* so Alastor relents).

And the poor shop employee is like, trying to figure out how to tell the fucking Radio Demon and the guy who's starting to take over all the media that they probably don't have the ability to care for the shark-dog thing. (Think, stressed PetSmart employee trying to go "No, a baby bunny isn't a good gift for Easter" except to a serial killer actively covered in blood, here. That's the visual I'm thinking of).

[side note: why do I punish poor minimum wage employees constantly, I promise I have also worked a minimum wage job working for the general public, lol]

But when the employee explains that the shark-dog thing needs a large body of water (probably ocean) to swim in often, Alastor is just like "Oh I can summon that, easily. I'll add it to the guest bedroom since Vox no longer uses it." And Vox is like, what do you MEAN that's something you can do?? You can't just drop casual lore like that at the pet store!

Alastor is like "?? Darling, what do you mean? I have a bayou in my room in the closet? A little beach isn't any more difficult."

And it turns out that when Vox moved in, Alastor told him not to go in that closet. Alastor meant it in a "don't go in there without me, because wandering in a bayou could be dangerous if you don't know where you are/how to do so safely" kind of way.

Vox, however, took it in a Bluebeard kind of way and was like, "Easy, I'm not having him murder me, so he'll be stuck with me forever. Win/win scenario, I solved the fairytale" and just assumed he DID because they're dating now.

And Alastor is left staring with the most confused smile on his face, trying to come to terms with the fact that Vox just casually accepted that he was living in a Bluebeard-like scenario, and his response was to play by the rules so he can stay with Alastor.

(They get the shark-dog. Vox names it Vark. Alastor immediately takes away his "allowed to name new things" privilege, but it's too late. It only responds to Vark).

#housewife vox #sorry i spend all my time thinking of stupid things for these idiots to do #long post #the way this is such a random reach but this is how my brain works lmao #i love their miscommunication bc its always so funny to me #just Alastor being like hey dont go in here bc it could be dangerous on your own #and vox hearing 'OH this is like Bluebeard! i can win this easy' and thinking he did bc now him and Alastor are dating #is too funny a visual for me to pass up #i realize he has vark much more later in canon but that doesn't matter to me so

[almea]

#RWBY #Blake Belladonna #Yang Xiao Long #Bumbleby #ice queendom spoilers #🥺 Seeing this scene again just made me so happy #Especially with this different spin of Yang being more interested in what Blake was writing and wanting to read it #There's also something kind of fun about how Best Day Ever was used as a beginning in volume 2 #But they used it as an ending in Ice Queendom #Low-key kind of want them to do another season of anime RWBY just because I think volume 2 era is a good time to focus on Blake #I will never forget the jokes about volume 2 Blake stealing Ruby's main protagonist role #Especially in the first half #There's another gif I made of this scene where Weiss is looking at them like 'What are you two even doing' #But it's visually less impressive than these shots so I left it out lmao #otp: bumblebee #For my own tagging purposes

[momo-de-avis]

Do you guys remember the british tv show Misfits that truly introduced the insane acting range of the guy who in Game of Thrones cut Theon Greyjoys's dick off and just how insanely good that show was

#when rob stark died misfits fans were posting pics of the stark lady you know the mother #dont remember her name #saying 'shoulda stayed in misfits at least there your son was immortal' LMAO #Misfits and Utopia are two of the best TV experiences I've ever had #and by Utopia I mean the British version #not that fincher shit #no hate to fincher #well a little bit of hate towards fincher but thats person #but the og utopia is a visual experience unlike any other #also apologies i dont remember the name of the actor #i believe he's welsh tho #also misfits was revolutionary because it was completely shot with a Canon DOS 7 #EOS 7* #which was the best and most affordable one on the market in 2009 #and like there's better cameras since #but the quality still holds up #i was studying cinemq at the time and it was a huge deal

[cicada-candy]

Thinking about Cryptid Ghost Riders

Dives + truck stops know best, if a guy comes in during unsocial hours exhausted, looking like hell, smelling like a campfire; you best behave for your servers and your fellow man, lest you get dragged out back and shown why you should've.

The Cypress Hills Cemetery gets a lot of ghost stories over the years. But press the locals long enough and they'll talk about all those horrible tragedies, the spirits that can't move on, and the spirit that trys to help.

East LA gets careful. The gangs catch on quickly that there is No Where To Hide. You either leave, or accept the risk; La Leyenda could find you on any street, at any time, and after that? Sometimes living is a punishment too. The people looked to the law and got few answers, so they looked to a white leather line instead.

#ugh okay this has sat in my drafts for like. 3 days. #i will probably rework this. #i have the ideas in my brain they just wont. Text Post. #i do have. visuals for these tho 👁👁 #i shall add em to the trashfire of a wip-folder i currently have going #i keep getting writing ideas and I Cant Write For Shit. my brain is cruel and unusual lmao #basically being a normal person in the marvel universe would be Real Weird #and i like urban legends #hyper-hellfire #thecicadasbuzz