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[mochinon-yah]

All i'm seeing on my dash is just @/vennnnn-diagram's reblogs and it feels like it has no end to it lmao 😭😭

#reli-rambles #hehejwkwk #i was like “oh this is a cute post” but then bam i see their username #another cute post and bam their username too #after seeing a bunch of them i then wanted to write this post #lol

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Has anyone considered or even thought about Sunday texting. Like we’ve seen him receive letters, which probably means he also writes some himself— but what about texting???

He probably has two phones (one for personal uses and one for work). He uses proper grammar and punctuation even when he texts. Almost never uses abbreviations/initalisms.

Eg.

[Y/N]

Look!

(A moment later, an attachment pops up. Sunday taps it to open it up full-screen, and he’s met with a photo of a periwinkle and white origami bird.)

[Y/N]

Doesn’t this one look like you?

[Sunday]

Ahahaha

Once he used ‘Lol’. You thought his phone got stolen.

Doesn’t strike me as the type to use many emoji’s. Maybe ☺️ or 🙂 every now and then. And he’ll send a ❤️ in response to any selfies or at the end of his messages.

[Sunday]

❤️

[Sunday]

You look lovely.

Or…

[Sunday]

Good morning, dear.

I brewed a kettle of tea before I left. It should be cooled off on the stove and ready for you to drink. It’s a chamomile and ginger blend which will help with your headache.

Keep yourself hydrated and get some rest. Please text or call if you need anything. ❤️

Only a select bunch have his personal number (Robin, you, The Dreammaster, The Family Heads). He doesn’t have anything in his photo gallery on his work phone. No apps. Just the ones needed for contact.

On his personal phone, his photo gallery is not as barren. There are quite a few pictures of you. Selfies you’ve sent, pictures of you together, etc. He has a bunch with Robin as well. Some were taken together during her visits, and some were taken by herself (images of the places she'd been or cool things she'd encountered during her journey) and sent to him via message.

And of course you’ll find the random odd pictures. Maybe a quick snap of the spine/title of a book he wants to look into. Or a screenshot of an interesting quote or fact from an article he was reading.

His photo gallery is also neatly divided into albums.

He doesn’t play any mobile games. He probably downloaded Doodle Jump or Temple Run back when he first got his phone, but he hasn’t touched either in ages. The only reason he hasn’t deleted the app is because you go on his phone to play it sometimes.

Sunday will text your during his free time. He’ll ask how your day’s been going and share a bit about his own, discuss lunch/dinner plans, and if he’s sure there aren’t any other guests scheduled to meet, then he’ll ask you to come to Dewlight Pavillion so that he can see you.

#reli-reblogs #ngl he texts like how my mom texts people #she texts my dad. me and my siblings. and basically everyone with proper grammar dots and commas #she always said it was because she got used to text like that ever since univ #cute #i mean to both sunday and my mom #AND YES #he's gonna have games for us to play #i always love to play that one zombie game on my friend's phone #i'm guessing he has that game too lmao #he doesn't play it but he loves to watch us play (also he loves to see us emoting in so many diff emotions and poses bcuz of the game) #HAHA #gosh #i can see him using this 😊 or 🤭 #LIKE MY MOM LMAO #pls #sunday sjsjsksk #i wanna laugh and tease him if he actually does that #HAHAHAAH THAT'S SO FUNNY #(don't judge how crazy i am guys- pls im actually sane- well kinda-)

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One Husband Is Enough - By Go Seon-young (8/10)

What would it be like to have a charm level of 999? Everybody loves you. You just have to look your victim in the eye to have their love. Lust is seconds away from you at every moment. You have multiple stalkers. Wait. Being popular is starting to sound awful...

An everyday office worker accidentally curses her new body. She decided to max out her Charm stat, which completely destroyed the game story the second she reincarnated.

The maids, butlers, and men at the ball were all supposed to ignore Crochetta. She's just an illegitimate daughter. Her father, The Count, was just keeping her pretty face around to marry off. She's supposed to be the butt of every joke, but after she wakes up with Charm....men stalk her around the ballroom in packs. They fight over the right to sniff her dropped handkerchief.

It's horrible. Everyone who spends a minute alone with her turns into a pervert. An animal with only one thought in mind. Crochetta isn't exactly "Charming". That game stat measures how attractive the protagonist is to other characters. At level 999....well she's in danger all the time.

It works like this.

Minor characters like maids and butlers can't even resist for a second.

Other noble ladies will chat with her for a minute, before they randomly try to kiss her.

The men behave like monsters and they blame her for seducing them.

The plot twist is the three male leads ARE affected by her Charm, but to a lesser degree. They do "fall for her", but they notice how unnatural her Charm is. Which makes for an interesting story.

Crochetta's old fiance went mad the same day she acquired "Charm". He became overwhelmed with joy and jealousy. He was in heaven. He had the right to marry the most attractive woman in the land. When the maids dared to fawn over his bride...he went on a rampage. The walls of the Counts mansion turned red.

The family tried to cover up the incident.

The Count did it because he's obsessed with his daughter now. Now, Crochetta must find a husband that can protect her. Her father is no longer interested in marrying her off.

He wants to lock her away in the tower, and keep her Charm a secret.

His secret.

*vomits*

Crown Prince Ethian believes she is the ultimate weapon. A woman that can be used to make the political world his slave. If every man loves his Queen fanatically revolution and true power will be in his grasp!!!

That's his story, but he seems pretty obsessed.

The issue is Charm doesn't guarantee loyalty or sweet love. The Prince is incredibly lustful, and it's obvious he would have multiple lovers with Crochetta as his main squeeze and prize.

The Duke reacts more violently. Arnold believes Crochetta has poisoned him. His one obsession is money. He actually hates women. His immediate lust for Crochetta is literally foreign to him. He runs from her like a scared animal, but not before he pushes her around. She kind of deserves it. Crochetta is looking for a marriage of convenience. A man who can protect her.

Her intentions are not pure.

The Knight, Rosen, is a very chaste man.

He saves Crochetta from a gang of admirers, and he seems completely unaffected.

She kisses him on the cheek to test him, and even then he seems fine.

Then, her carriage rolls away and he drops to his knees.

The Prince proposes.

He says he will kill her if she refuses.

If another man marries her he will gain a massive amount of influence. A bride powerful allies will serve and die for.

Also, it looks like he is affected by her Charm. He's just not stupid about it.

He offers her what she needs, but he's too cunning to let her control him.

If she wants his protection she'll have to let him have....everything.

She visits the Duke out of desperation, because the Prince is terrifying.

He runs like a coward. Deep in his heart he knows the lust in him is wrong.

Crochetta also knows that chasing him is wrong, but the Prince is too damn scary.

Their relationship develops a little bit, but the Duke continues to resist her Charm.

Rosen hasn't appeared again yet.

I have no idea who the winner will be. Crochetta will have a heavy fate. There's no escape from the obsession around her.

#reli-reblogs #the plot seems pretty promising 👀 #gonna read this if i have free time!!!

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I now reqlize that my mind if unfiltered by my shy and awkward self is very messy and chaotic.... thank you for your hardwork awkward self, u deserve to be by my side cuz if ur not, i think i can potentially be cringe with everyone that i know and that's not a good thing because i have my pride and ego even if it's not that big but yea!!!!

#reli-rambles #SRSLY THO #what's wrong eith me today #i feel so hdbehsjsiwo #is it because i'm having my period- #🧍🏻‍♀️ #maybe so

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honey, can you… oh shit wait i forgot we’re not dating (yet)

© zhongrin | 2024 ✼  [✘] no repost・translations・plagiarism of any kind・ai data mining. [✓] rebloggers get a free cup of tea ♡

✼ characters ┈ zhongli, al haitham, wriothesley, neuvillette

✼ tags ┈ gn!reader, fluff, non-established relationship, potential secondhand embarrassment, boyfailure neuvillette (/aff)

✼ a/n ┈ zhongrin uploaded 3 weeks in a row?! madness!!! utter madness!!!! /silly i feel like i've been writing too much cutesy/sfw stuff lately.... i want to write 'darker' types of stuff but my brain doesn't seem to want to cooperate ugh pain

ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ (ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ) ✼ ᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ (ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ)  ✼ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱʜɪᴘ (ᴛᴀɢʟɪꜱᴛ)

zhongli watches your reaction closely, at first.

when he deduces that you were self-aware of your own oversight and are evidently panicking about it, he gives you a warm chuckle and shakes his head gently, “there is no need to apologize, and please do not feel mortified in any way. it really is fine.”

if you continue to not believe him, the ex-archon will be as patient as ever with his words of reassurances, and he does not mind repeating them until you feel comfortable enough to ask him the real errand that you wished to bestow upon him.

... but not before he gently places a hand to the small of your back to lead you to walk a little closer to him due to the increasing crowd on the streets, his voice a tender caress to your ear, “coming from you, i certainly did not mind the nickname.”

al haitham raises his eyebrows and shuts his book, “what a fascinating blunder. is that how you view our relationship subconsciously? or perhaps it’s an innate desire you’ve chosen to suppress but accidentally slipped out in a moment of unawareness?”

the scholar has the decency to wait for your answer betwixt your embarrassment, but he eventually sighs when you failed to form a coherent answer that satisfied his inquiries.

“you seem to have the impression that i am displeased at your err. i’d like to inform you that your assumption is yet another mistake - which, i would theorize, was made in the rush of the moment as your nervous system kicks into gear, therefore clouding your judgement. i would suggest you take a few moments to reanalyze my stance based on this new information. i’ll wait.”

and with that, he opens his book once more.

.... um.

congratulations, i guess?

wriothesley takes the opportunity and replies with a cheeky, “yes, honey? what can i do for you, sweetheart?”

he relishes in the utter embarrassment that quickly spread across your face that’s akin to water faced with his cryo elemental energy (though secretly he’s also dying inside at the cheesiness of the situation) and throws you a boyish grin before ruffling your hair.

not a man to let an opportunity escape, the duke decides to leverage the moment to take his metaphorical shot and goes immediately for a straight jab, like an experienced boxer that he is, all the while praying to the hydro archon so that this would be yet another match he could flawlessly win, “you know, my schedule’s particularly relaxed today… i wouldn’t mind staying longer if you want to make it a date?”

neuvillette blinks owlishly, his pale cheeks blooming with warmth as the situation starts to sink in. you, the apple of his eye, whom he treasured dearly and had taken great care to court, had just called him with a term of endearment that he had always dreamed of hearing.

wait, was this a dream? his gloved hands quickly found purchase on his blue horns, before he brought his hands in front of his eyes. okay, he had two horns and ten fingers, still. so he must not have daydreamed this. ah- wait, you’re staring at him. oh, now you’re giggling. and now you’re calling him silly. oh, it should be a crime to be so breathtakingー

it’s not until your expression changed into surprise that he realized he had said that thought outloud.

your teasing “if it’s a crime, are you going to put me on trial, monsieur?” elicits a darker blush on his pale cheeks and an awkward cough out of him.

.... this must be how the young ones flirt nowadays.

“perhaps after a proper date? if it’s not impertinent of me, may i be allowed to take you out on dinner tonight?”

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#reli-reblogs #if there are ttypos here then blam my laggy phone kayyy #anyway #mocing on #MOVING ON #*cough* #wrio is so smooth eith that lmao #i love how he's also like yeah honey #but the second hand embarassment is so real 😔🤚 #if i was 'reader' then i would be cursing myself inside my mind like BRO NO- #also wishing that the ground would swallow me whole and also if i'd rather just die now or later- #(i'm just very dramatic guys it's how i deal with stressful and awkward situation LMAO well actually i try to downplay things if it gets- #awkward cuz if i don't do that then my head will be a mess and i can't think of a response shekwkwow so yea) #(wait why am i even rambling here-) #(btw don't mind my grammar it's all..... forgotten in the face of my messy mind and chaotic self lol) #WAITTT EDIT: #I FORGOT TO SAY THIS???? #*cough* hm #kak rinrin's writing is very cute #i could totslly picture the situation just based out of your writings and that just proved how good it is 👍 #(btw this is just me rambling here and hoping no one except rin to read this: i still remember that one anon who was like 'kak rinrin' too- #like hello??? i'm the one who calls rin rinrin here. shush now u anon but i can't say that publicly yk- #what am i actually talking abt here #SORRY RIN THIS HAS GOTTEN TO A WILD TURN???? #ALSO FOR CONTEXT I JUST GET JEALOUS FOR.... PLATONIC REASONS OKAY????? I deem almost all of my friends as a special person in my heart) #anyway lop u kak rinrin <3 #<3333

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Oh hoot my phone is ina beoken bro help???? It's o laggy my gosh 😭

#reli-rambles #pls #end help- #bro #not the typos #😭😭

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Hey guys it's so hot here that a cardboard box caught on fire in the parking lot. How's your day going

#reli-reblogs #idk how it is for the more populated part of the city/country ig but it is pretty hot in my area #could've sworn i was gonna melt if put outside any longer- #that was an exaggeration- #but anyway #it was raining for a few hours (i think? i kinda slept when it happened lol) today so it wasn't as hot as it usually is #but err my day's been doing good #you could say im excited for an outing with friends tmrw and i'm hoping it would go as smoothly as we planned

[mochinon-yah]

mochi mochi mochi

how are you, baby?🌷

Cherry cherry cherry

I'm actually doing fine now >:D !

But if i had to represent the 'weekdays me' aka 'school me', then no. I was sleep deprived jshwjsjsks, literally had to run on secondary battery life lol

Anyway, what about you, though? Have you been taking care of yourself? O.O

#reli-answers : cherry <3 #but no worries i'm all good 💪💪💪 #like frfr #plus i'm also going to go somewhere with my friends #so i'm extra fine and good and also probably really excited >:3 #(finally something not related to school!!!) #lolll

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#reli-reblogs #i haven't played genshin again #but i saw a vid about her quest and bro..... #🥲

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I GOTTA SHARE THIS SJSHSJWW

"Bye bye, financial pressure! Hello, countless Credits!" is such a wild thing for aven to say LMAO

AND ALSO, AVEN, THANKS FOR THE OFFER! UR CUTE, BUT DAN HENG SAID NO, SO I WILL ALSO SAY NO 🤩🤚

OH OH LOOK AT THIS TOO!!!!

#reli-rambles #dan heng lover till i perish #very proud to say that yes i am so gonna kiss him #i wanna kiss aven too tho #oh wait- dan heng no- #that was a slip of the tongue-

[mochinon-yah]

When i said i like dan heng, this is what i mean 😔☝️ i usually use dhil now but same thing lol

#reli-rambles #if you wanna add me as a friend then sure hehe #AND YES DAN HENG SUPREMACY 🛐🛐🛐 #anyway #my highest dmg here is so low lol #i haven't build my dhil good enough hdjsusjwisk

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#reli-reblogs #the last sentence absolutely

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My gosh, dumbass me literally heard "rise up into my world" rather than "welcome to my world" for robin's song 😭😭😭

#reli-rambles

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I ended up deleting some of the tags :((( tumblr what's wrong with you rn 😭

WHY CAN'T I EDIT MY REBLOGS???? PLEASE HARMONY, MY REBLOG DOES MAKE SENSE BUT IT'S ALL JUMBLED UP NOW AND IDK WHAT OR HOW TO FIX IT?????

#reli-reblogs

[mochinon-yah]

WHY CAN'T I EDIT MY REBLOGS???? PLEASE HARMONY, MY REBLOG DOES MAKE SENSE BUT IT'S ALL JUMBLED UP NOW AND IDK WHAT OR HOW TO FIX IT?????

#reli-rambles

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i’m just thinking abot ur recent post about when you cry during a movie… i’m having dr. ratio brainrot rn pls help

no but so real. he’d just delve into the illogicality of the film while ur sobbing your eyes out. he just doesn’t understand why you’re so affected? 1. it’s not real 2. you can see this coming from a mile away (and it can be either: the thing is pretty obvious, or the thing isn’t that obvious and ratio is too smart for his own good).

when he sees you cry he does scoff at the fact that you’re crying at something so trivial, but tones down his comments and maybe… if he feels nice enough, subtly wraps an arm around you in attempt to console you.

this is more general film/movie hcs but;

actually at any point while you’re watching a film he starts rattling on about how the film’s production is bad, how that sound effect wasn’t actually realistic (they could’ve done better sound design), how the actors aren’t actually speaking in the film, they actually record their lines later on.

(he mentioned that once and now you can’t stop thinking about it while watching literally anything, be it a live show or not. when you’re having a mini-crisis over if someone on a live gameshow is actually speaking or saying their lines later, he rolls his eyes and reminds you of the fact that it’s live. you miss the fond smile on his face while he does. it’s nice to know that you pay attention to his comments during the film-)

he just ruins movies for you and at some point you never mention the fact that you’re gonna watch a film or invite him to the movies anymore. he gets a bit pouty over it — maybe you mention a film you recently watched and he stares at you, mildly offended that he wasn’t invited. you explain that he keeps ruining the film for you, why can’t you let imagination be imagination?

okay… so he tries his best to tone it down. only for you. he still points out the obvious, but tries to bite back his comments when the lead does a stunt that comes off a bit too… unnatural? (it’s just nice to see your amazed face… that’s all.) or a poor done joke that really should’ve been performed better (he likes the way you giggle at it, even if it isn’t a very good one).

i’m actualy suffering dr ratio brainrot so bad rn he is taking over my life he lives in my head rent free please help

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Anon, please save me because I too am having massive Ratio brainrot after reading your ask(s).

I think infodumping is one of Ratio's love-languages in general. It's difficult to grasp unless you've known him for a while but he wouldn't just go parading around information about a specific topic to just anyone. Moreover, he always puts emphasis on self-learning. So unless he detects enthusiasm and effort for learning or if he really likes someone, I can't see him speaking this much — about movies nonetheless.

But if we consider it being his unique way of showing affection, I presume it'll annoy him greatly if the reaction he gets is counterproductive and refrain from it altogether in the worst-case scenario. Complaining about bad filmmaking is Ratio's way of connecting with you throughout the ordeal, you can watch a movie with anyone but, how many will passionately criticize (and flaunt their knowledge) every scene in front of you? It requires a level of trust and sharing certain thoughts with someone else necessities you have good rapport, at least for characters like Ratio.

So when you mentioned him trying to tone down on the criticisms ultimately instead of shutting it off entirely, that just showed how much he actually cares about you, which I think is very sweet.

#reli-reblogs #i can imagine ratio being all “the lighting on this scene is way too dark. they could've made it better by-” bla bla bla #and then you'd either be “are you serious?” or just pure silence because when you think about it he's not wrong... #but if you both are watching an absolutely goofy movie. i think he's a fun partner to roast the movie with #i actually roast movie too. but only when there's someone in the movie that annoyed me or if the acting is weird or if the story is stupid- #but all in all #what i conclude from ratio's way of criticizing movies is that he takes note of the production. actors' acting. the storyline. etc that- #deals with irl stuff #as for me: i usually comment abt the actors' acting and the 'world' the movie is in. like do they (charas) have common sense or are they- #just stupid based on that 'world' #but anyway #thinking abt it #ratio would be so annoying if he criticize your fav movie because yes yk it has a lot of mistakes but shush you just wanna enjoy it lmao #OH AND I JUST WANNA SAY #this post makes me like him more than before tho loll

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I'm gonna save up for her istg 😔

ROBINN UR GONNA RELEASE AN ALBUM!?!??!!? JEHWJEKSJKS MAY 9TH HERE I COME-

#reli-reblogs #money is on the table too if i can't get her- #(lmao no i can't 😭)