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Scar: Gem hasn't seen Star Wars
Cub: What? Are you serious?? *jumps off Scar's build*
Haha yeah wow that's so crazy can you imagine not having seen any of the Star Wars movies and barely knowing anything about the plot haha that'd be so wacky right guys
(i am 27 and have never seen of them either)
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Hermitcraft season 10 is such a fun vibe. Lottery system to get permits to sell items, which themselves can be traded and bartered. Grian made fishing a normal societal activity and also introduced bureaucracy and a one-man fishing cult. Cub made a printing press. Tango and Etho invented a postal service. Mail carrier Pearl. Horses are a common mode of transport. Scar has a zoo train (and a Death Star??? I haven't seen his recent vid yet). Snails. Traveling fireworks salesmen Cub. Mumbo's base is only enterable by some Houdini-looking shenanigans. Etho made Frogger.
None of these even go together entirely but somehow they feel like they fit into the same ~vibe~ to me
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Grian's pov of the Permit Challenges is hilariously chaotic, this feels like watching a kindergarten teacher give a class of 5-year-olds a scavenger hunt. Love that for them
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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like
etho created the hopper clock! ⏰
xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️
cubfan is a published astrophysicist.
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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life
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"[Xisuma] just said 'trust it' and I interpreted that as 'Hey Grian, right click the bed'" has the same energy as 5-year-old me hearing that a freshly used frying pan was cooling off and interpreting that as ''This pan is cold now, please lay your entire hand flat on it"
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go follow this channel, they make 3D animations of Hermitcraft moments (and Life series moments) and like in the past 3D minecraft animations always felt a bit off to me but somehow this person is able to make it work SO well.
Like, the setting? The movement? the facial expressions?? Just the overall look of it??? Obsessed, 10/10, they also always pick such funny moments to animate lol
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thank you for approving my permit i am going to demolish stuff now
You got approved fair and square so that checks out!
...Oh dear
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All Real Life SMP members’ last words
13. Grian - “No, no, I’m gonna—”
12. Joel - “No, stop! No!—”
11. Scar - “No, no, no, no, go guys, it’s okay, oh jeez, oh frick—“
10. Impulse - “Don’t you do it. Don’t you do it!” [responding to Martyn saying Impulse was critting] “That’s right!”
9. Skizz - “What’s up, BigB! Whoo! Yeah!”
8. Ren - “No, don’t just kill me, it’s gotta be a fight! it’s gotta be a fight! Fight! Bring it on, you—”
7. Jimmy - “Aah!”
6. BigB - “Oh. Oh, no.”
5. Pearl - “Ah! Oh— I don’t wanna d—”
4. Martyn - “Please, please, please no, please no.”
3. Gem - “Cleo, get away from my backside! What is ha—”
2. Scott - “You got a fence post in your hand! Very nice.”
1. Cleo (winner) - “Creeper, creeper, creeper! Kill me, kill me, kill me! Aww—”
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joel loves the permit office!
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no way
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(fyi if you boop this blog my main is leejeann and i assume that's what'll show in the notifs if I boop back, okay bye, happy fool day everyone)
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so far the only Minecraft SOS series I've been watching is Mogswamp so I have no clue what anyone else has been up to and this about made me choke on a chip
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Imagine waiting forever in line at the DMV for a renewed ID or license or whatever and after an eternity they finally call you in like "Hmm, okay so this is all in order! Now I just need you to show me how to print it out. Yes, terribly sorry, I don't actually know how to! You don't either? Well, in the future please try to be more prepared. Sorry, I have another appointment now, you'll have to come back next week."
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Obsessed that Grian went "oh we need a waiting room actually" and just built a backrooms level, 10/10 incredibly accurate choice
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this has the energy of a sitcom bit
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Okay but to be honest I've had a long week so the bit of new interaction on the hermit permit quiz the past couple days and just, seeing some of the fun names people use or what silly things people put on the write-in questions or people celebrating being accepted or lamenting in my tags (mostly lamenting) has been some much needed levity lol
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