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sexhaver · 1 year

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i’m sorry i’m like this too.

but this site is so fucking WEIRD about john green. the cock monologue is whatever, but you also have a post about green being “weirdly chummy” with fans and. come on that was the actual problem in 2014. he was getting accused of pedophilia and grooming which was disproved at the time and remains completely untrue.

john green wasn’t predatory for writing YA novels with teenage girl main characters. he wasn’t predatory for interacting with fans who sought him out. he wasn’t predatory for creating an online community that remains safe for minors to participate in currently. he’s not a predator and he isn’t weird to his fans. it’s genuinely messed up to imply and keep implying that a YA author was being predatory towards fans after it was disproved. he had a public social media account before it was common for authors to engage that way. we were teens and we got weird about it.

it is actually serious to say john green was being inappropriate towards children and it’s important for all of our safety that we stay Very Very Clear about what predation is and who is Actually Dangerous To Children.

first off, no, you're not sorry, if you were sorry you would realize this ask sounds ridiculous and not send it, and yet here we are.

what really gets me the most about idiots such as yourself is that you make such a painstaking show of recounting How Things Really Happened, as if there's a massive conspiracy of historical revisionism afoot with the end goal of smearing a middle-aged YA author when like. i was literally there. i used this website before john green joined. i watched him get popular, i watched as we all took the piss by editing his text posts like we edited 10000 other text posts, i watched as a teenage girl called him a "creepy uncle at a pool party" and he responded by siccing his adult YA author friends and fans such as yourself on her so hard she deleted, i watched as he called nerdy girls an "underutilized resource" in a video targeted at boys, i watched as he jerked himself off in the notes of a gifset of his own movie ("is this the FIRST TIME the GIRL has kissed the BOY????"). i was (and still am) mutuals with the guy who edited the iconic copypasta over his announcement about hitting 100k followers or whatever.

i did not suffer through all of this, the worst fucking years of this hellsite, to be talked down to by tiktok users who deign to cite the deep magic to me. he was not targeted with post editing copypastas (yes, plural, it had been ongoing for months) for being neurodivergent. he wasn't even targeted for being creepy or predatory, although that was definitely a discussion being had at the time. he was targeted because he was fundamentally cringe before the word "cringe" had been discovered, and because he took himself so seriously that you were guaranteed to get a response from him every time.

imagine if Lin Manuel Miranda made an account on here now, and you could edit his posts, and every time you edited them, he would reblog it back from you saying "haha, very funny guys, but this is an edit! i didn't say this!", which you could then edit again, and so on and so forth. and then imagine if, a full decade after this happened, people who weren't even there started calling this practice "violent harassment" because someone edited his post to the "what the fuck did you fucking say about me?" copypasta once. and furthermore imagine that when you laugh at these people, they get really really indignant and demand you take them seriously and imply that somehow you're losing the debate by refusing to engage with them, and also that this is a debate all of a sudden instead of them embarrassing themselves

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hotvintagepoll · 1 month

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Gene Tierney (Laura, The Ghost and Mrs Muir, Leave Her to Heaven)— The class, the elegance. The way she walks into frame and immediately all focus is on her. She had a pretty lengthy struggle with mental health that she describes in her book, which I think made her all the more sensitive in portraying characters like in leave her to heaven. Also she dumped JFK so

Nina Mae McKinney (Hallelujah, Pie Pie Blackbird, The Devil’s Daughter)—One of the first black movie stars, Nina worked with Bill ‘Bojangles’ Robinson, King Vidor, and Paul Robeson. She was the first Black Actress to be signed to one of the major studios, MGM, but her career was stalled by a lack of roles.

This is round 3 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

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Gene Tierney:

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The entire plot of Laura is that a guy has to become completely obsessed with a woman after just seeing her portrait. This only works because Gene was cast in the role. I 10000% believe anyone could fall in love after seeing her face.

Those eyes! Just look at those eyes! She’s at her hottest in Leave Her To Heaven— I literally want her to ruin my life.

Absolute grade-A babe, she is the perfection incarnate.

Gene Tierney was beautiful, poised, intense. I associate her with roles where she was murderous or an intelligent woman being patronized to - like a woman on the edge! As far as I am concerned, she deserved to do whatever she wanted.

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She had a slight overbite which was amazingly sexy, and a throaty voice that was very memorable as well. She’s terrific in Laura, which reminds me I should watch it again.

EYES!! Her diabolical acting in Leave Her to Heaven is just perfect, Rosamund Pike definitely took notes for her Gone Girl from her.

Oscar-nominated and simply one of the most beautiful women to ever walk this Earth.

Absolutely stunning. In Leave Her to Heaven, she reaches Rosamund-Pike-in-Gone-Girl levels of “holy fucking shit?!?!?!” She had a fling with JFK in the ‘40s and also dated the exes of Rita Hayworth and Hedy Lamarr (Prince Aly Khan and W. Howard Lee, respectively). Sadly, her daughter was born with a disability (during a time in which there were few good mainstream options for disabled children and their parents), likely because of a fan who was sick with measles and went out of her way to meet Tierney (who was pregnant) anyway. Topical! Sure would be good if people stayed home when they were sick! Anyway, she was also a Republican, which sucks. Laura and Leave Her to Heaven are great viewing though.

Nina Mae McKinney:

Hollywood's first Black vamp, and have you seen her dance? 👀

She has such delicate features and such a delightfully impish smile

#nina mae mckinney #gene tierney #hotvintagepoll #fuck that old woman #ladies 3

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youronlylie · 8 days

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hello people in my phone

BOONE head cannon list, just a mix of stuff that'll probably change later ( THERE WILL BE MORE ) 1/?

• He undoubtedly was ripped/heavily worked out being in the ncr, after moving to novac and loosing his wife he undoubtedly lost a lot of muscle but...guys he still is literally like beefed.

• He cannot fucking cook for shit, he understands what shouldn't be put in your body but from there he has no clue.

• Going off of cooking, he has strict times where he eats, like routine from the ncr.

• For some reason he strikes me as a guy who really enjoys fruit whenever he can get his hands on it.

• Cannot tolerate any sort of spice.

• Smells very mettalic, sweaty, like man must.

• Has a soft spot for cats.

• 1000% is not bald, just shaves his head as he probably prefers the look.

• I feel like with a romantic partner, since he isn't one much for talking his love language would be physical touch or gift giving, I could imagine him seeing stuff he knows they'd like and saving it for later, excited to see how they'd react.

• He would definitely have a special place in his heart for fantasy movies, he doesn't seem to be able to express himself well and I feel like the creativity of something like lord of the rings would get him going.

• I seriously cannot pick so I'll include both, he is either an extreme cuddler with a romantic partner or on very rare occasions, he's just terrible at expressing emotion.

• If the courier and him are something like romantic partners he'd definitely never be able to sleep, often awake staring and listening for noises, waiting for the next cascade of legionares but it never happens and he eventually learns that.

• I don't think he'd ever get married again unless it'd be over 20 or so years in the future, it's a type of commitment that I don't think he could mentally handle whatsoever unless he is totally over Carla.

• I definitely do think boone could find love again in another person, he's scared and alone, fearful for any sort of attachment.

• 10000% has really really nice man hands, like large hands with nice fingers.

• Is definitely tall but not close to arcade tall, 6' ish at MOST, I just feel like looking at his build and concept art that he is definitely a tall man.

• Secretly really has a thing for drawing whenever he can, especially when he was nested at novac, sitting up top the dinosaur scribbling stuff on old receipts or whatever else it helps him get his emotions and thoughts out.

• irl he would be so patriotic it's not even funny, like he'd go all out for fourth of July but is the somber type so he'd cook hot dogs and whatever else then sit in the corner and watch everyone else.

• Has a thing for memorizing features, very very very intuitive and will remember almost anything you tell him.

• He is so the type of guy to enjoy snow, like yeah he'd probably be kinda pissy for a bit but if you pushed his buttons enough I feel like he'd mess around with the courier.

• He absolutely like no doubt has nightmares, like the ones where you erupt in cold sweat and your throat is sore.

• If he does sleep like ever, along with nightmares he grips the sheets, rolls around a whole lot, mumbles. In the ncr he was the total opposite, stone faced, layed straight and slept some what peacefully until later on in his ncr years.

• Yearns for someone, even platonic, to just sit beside him, no words and scratch his back and kinda just touch him lightly. I don't think he'd cry but it's something I could imagine would bring him close to tears.

• He absolutely probably finds almost everyone annoying, like, he just is done with everything and doesn't give two shits about what anyone has to say unless the courier puts some sense into him.

• Really disagrees with gambling, just doesn't like it.

• Wishes he had a nice farm house, out somewhere away from everything, where it has everything he needs and could be away from absolutely everyone. ( of course after extracting revenge on the legion )

• He wants to learn how to play guitar, either he has tried and is horrible or has just never gotten the chance, I have a feeling he'd really be into (irl) like classic rock or something smooth.

• Cannot look at people with features his wife had the same, down to personality or looks.

• Absolutely dreads deep down without realizing going back to novac when the courier disbands him.

• He would like having books read to him, he's a listener not a reader, likes hearing people's voices just not his own.

• At a point probably had a nickname for his rifle, something like Beth or something that was a joke between him and Manny.

• Manny 1000% at a point tried hinting to boone or even confessing his love for him, either the point never got across or they got over it together. ( somewhat ish at a point )

• In all reality I play him out to be a really sweet guy, which I can imagine and he can somewhat tend to be but he ultimately really doesn't care, he'll kill in order to get what he wants ( so be it revenge or whatever else ) even if he isn't necessarily fond of it.

• At a point, consumed by guilt he forgets what Carla looks like and that eats him up inside, like the teeth gritting soul crushing ache for revenge, and a year or two leads him to completely forget her complexion.

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smhalltheurlsaretaken · 5 months

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ngl I enjoyed season 2 of Loki, maybe more so than season 1, but it’s never not gonna bother me how American centric it is. And not in a “oh this American show is made for an American audience and that makes me mad” way, which is a dumb thing to be mad about, but just in a “why is the literal centrer of the universe America in this story about an alien norse god” kind of way. EVERYBODY in the tva is from the us. people that could come from anywhere, anywhen in the universe, all come from the same 200-ish years in the U.S.A

fcking Kang is from the USA (and the what, 19th century? Can’t remember) when I really thought season 1 was implying he was from the distant future, like the 3000s or something. It was a much coooler concept to have somebody from an unknown time period and unknown place play such a large role for once, instead of every significant MCU character being from settings we already know well

Sylvie, a *Loki* variant, meaning a Frost Giant adopted by asguardians, was suddenly free to explore all of time and space and decided to go work in a MacDonald’s in the us in the 20th century????? Why?????? Why wasn’t she downing shots on Contraxia 10000 thousand years from now? Watching stars being born a few billion years ago on a nova ship she borrowed from their year 74392? If she wanted a quiet peaceful life, how the frick is late 20th century rural America the best she could come up with? Why would she settle for that? Why not go hang out literally anywhere else tranquil and pretty in the universe?? I guess the in show explanation is that she just wound up there and decided it was good enough and she might as well stay, but why is it the best the *writers* could come up with?? how much did McDonald’s pay them? Heck, if that’s why Sylvie had to be in one, keep the mcdo and change the country, anything!

why do they not get that having every universe-significant event happen during a two centuries period in one country on one planet severely reduces the perceived scale of the universe? There are huis-clos movies that do a better job at implying a larger world than this *multiversal* time travelling adventure.

#loki #loki season 2 #loki s2 #loki series

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shayrose5494 · 2 months

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Valentino Must Die

So I have Hazbin Hotel brainrot and hate Valentino with a fiery passion. So I decided to compile a list of who I'd like to see be the one to off him when his time comes and how I think it would go down. This list is essentially from least exciting (but no less satisfying) to most exciting:

6. Husk

Now Husk is so low on this list because let's be honest, he's one of the most predictable ones to do it. It's been established by Vivziepop that apparently his and Angel's relationship will be a slow burn, but it's been hinted HuskerDust is endgame, so it would make sense for Husk to be the one to take Val out.

I imagine that one day, Angel returns to the hotel seriously hurt because of Val. This would be the tipping point for Husk. So he tracks down Val. Now this part could go one of two ways visually:

Scenario 1: We see Husk track down Val, and after a bit of a confrontation (and veiled threat on Husk's end), the screen cuts to black. Cut back to the Hotel, where Angel is finding out Husk went after Val. Angel, despite being in pain, has to go find Husk. But before he can leave, a bloodied Husk returns. He tells Angel he never has to worry about Val hurting him again and that he'll keep him safe. Insert HuskerDust first kiss.

Scenario 2: Husk still tracks down Val, but Angel arrives before the fight really begins. Val tries to hurt (or even kill) Angel. This send Husk into a rage and for the first time we get to see Husk's full demon appearance. The fight ensues and Husk comes out on top. Insert HuskerDust first kiss (I kinda sort ship it lol)

5. Angel

Angel is the one that has the most motivation to kill Val, which is why he's also so low on this list. Like Husk, this is quite predictable.

I imagine something along the lines of Husk's Scenario 2. But instead of Husk going full demon (maybe because he's lost his overlord status he can't go full demon anymore) he still fights as is. Unfortunately, this gives Val the upperhand.

So when it seems Val is going to win this fight, and possibly kill Husk, Angel shoots Val. We know Angel has the guns to do it. But he's always been too afraid of Val to follow through. But seeing Husk, someone he loves, facing Val's wrath, this would be the motivation Angel needs. (We know Angel is protective about those he cares about, like he was with Charlie when she came to the studio). Angel kills Val and HuskerDust kiss. (I'm trying to manifest it into existence ok).

4. Charlie

Now, I don't actually think Charlie would kill Val. However, I'm not gonna rule it out or be mad about it if it happens.

After all, we all saw how she went full demon after Sir Pentious' death. I wouldn't put it past Charlie to go full demon on Val after learning the extent of his abuse towards Angel (she nearly did in the studio). She's already lost one friend, she's not about to loose another. But we all know, that if Charlie got into a fight with Val, there would be no option of sparing him. And not even Angel would be able to talk her out of it this time.

3. Cherri

I feel like Cherri's motivation would be similar to Charlie's. She also lost Sir Pentious and there is no way in hell (pun 10000% intended) she's going to loose Angel to moth boy.

I'd love nothing more than to see her shove one of her bombs down his throat then walk away as he explodes in the background like in an action movie.

2. Niffty

Nothing would bring me more joy than watching Niffty pull an Adam2.0 with Val. And since we know that she enjoys killing bugs, watching her kill the giant pest would be so satisfying.

I imagine that Angel would finally tell Val, he's done, contract be damned. So Val shows up to the hotel. A fight between Val and the gang ensues. Val, like Adam, starts monologuing, until a knife pops through his chest.

Bonus points if Niffty does it because a tiny moth came flying through the lobby, so her thinking it's the same principle as with mother roaches and their children, kills Val to send a message to the moths lol.

Finally, last but never least, and my personal favorite because it's so out of left field:

Alastor

Now, hear me out, this one's a bit strange, but let me explain:

Imagine the Husk/Angel scenario where Husk goes after Val, but Val gets the upper hand. Husk is seriously injured (not killed mind you, just injured). While Alastor doesn't consider Husk a friend, he does own Husk's soul. And if you think anyone but Alastor can hurt Husk and get away with it, you'd be sorely mistaken.

Alastor would rip Val limb from limb (and we love that for Val). Plus this would reinforce the rivalry between Alastor and Vox, especially of Vox and Val are still in their dating phase of their on/off relationship. This could even bump Vox up to a serious antagonist for the hotel.

I know that some of these were a bit far-fetched, but I love twists and turns like that in movies and TV. Going in one direction for so long before taking an unexpected turn. If anyone else has any other ideas let me know. I want to hear all of the fun ways we could kill Val. In the meantime:

Piggy kisses for your troubles.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #niffty #cherri bomb #charlie morningstar #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #hazbin hotel valentino

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gojos-thot-patrol · 1 year

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In the Valentine spirit, could you do boyfriend HCs for the jjk men? Thanks 💜

oh, ABSOLUTELY I CAN this is like my bread and butter!!

Now Presenting...

Starring Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Kento Nanami, and Ryomen Sukuna.

Satoru Gojo

The Fool

Listen, you can not convince me Gojo isn't all about PDA

He wants everyone to know that you're his and he's yours.

He shows his love by giving you sweets

"But none of them are as sweet as you, Dear"

Did I meantion this man is cheesey as fuck?

His ideal date is staying at home with you and watching a movie, because honestly, it's one of the few times he can truly relax.

10000% the type of boyfriend that wants to spoil you more than anything else...mostly because he's not sure how to be a good boyfriend outside of that.

He's honestly fairly new to romance. He's only had one other romantic partner in his life, and that ended far less than ideal.

So, he's learning how to love you while also just learning how to love in general.

But, he's excited to learn!

he fully beleieves you desrve only the best in everything, and that includes boyfriends,

Meaning he's not scared to ask you how he can do better.

Also meaning he's not quick to share his emotions. He doesn't want to inconvinence you with them.

Or worse, shatter your image of him. He is supposed to be the strongest after all. Everyone loves him for his strength.

Except for you, probably the only person that sees him for him.

It may take some time and coaxing, but once he knows how he fells (Cause lets be real here, hes not the most emotionally intelligent) he'll try his best to explain to you.

please be patient with him, he's bad at this.

It's a big deal for him that you and Megumi at least get along. As far as he's concerned, Megumi is his son and his son has to come first.

Luckily for you both Megumi takes to you as well as his tsundere ass can.

He's the first one to ask you to make it offical, but waits for you to say "I Love You" first.

Mostly because that phrase scares the shit out of him. Theres no curse more powerful than love, and honestly he would have rather avoided it.

But you were inevitable. He knew it from the first time he laid eyes on you, you were going to be the death of him.

Metaphorically.

he hoped.

Suguru Geto

The Lovers

OK, first things first, his favorite thing is to show you new music.

Not too long after you had stated dating, he promised you he as going to show you all the good music the world had to offer and he ment it.

Honestly he surprised you with his range. anything from Heavy Metal, to Folk Punk, to R&B to Pop, to fucking country, if he could vibe with it, it hit his playlist.

All about words of affection. He's constantly telling you how beautiful you are, how smart you are, how powerful of a sorcerer you are, he won't shut up about how amazing you are.

Not typically one for PDA, unless he thinks someone else is hitting on you.

Then it's like he's been suddenly glued to you.

He's very much the silent jealous type. He'll never straight up ask you "So who the fuck was that?" He's more prone to passive aggressive comments.

"I'm just saying, you two seem really close." type shit.

He covers you in very visible hickys and is very quick to "lend" you his jacket for this reason. He want's to make it very clear that you're his.

His ideal date is an underground concert. He always knows where the best ones are.

The energy of a concert is intoxicating to him, and the effect is doubled when you're around.

It's one of the few places where he'll actively take part in PDA without having to be jealous first.

He's normally pretty Stoic. He jokes around yea, but he's never vunerable in public.

The only place you see his walls come down is when you're alone together.

It's a visible change too, you can see the tired flood his eyes as he collapses in your arms.

You were the first person to notice when he started to grow cold to Jujutsu Society, and the last to know when his betrayl finally took place.

As much as it made you sick to your stomach to admit, you weren't surprised at all. a darkness had been growing in him for a long time.

He spoke all the time about how unfairly society treated sorcerers, and he spoke with such passion, you often found yourself almost convinced by it.

Almost. you we're always able to bring yourself back to reality one way or another.

That was until he came back for you.

He was just as sweet as he always was, pouring affection over you.

how he tried so hard to move on, but he couldn't rebuild without you. No matter what he did, his soul called out for you.

"Please, Y/n, I need you. come back with me?"

Nanami Kento

The Hierophant

Ok, so hear me out. I actually think Nanami has had a few relationships before.

They all ended amicably, He didn't have the time for petty mind games as a teenager, he damn sure didn't have the time for them as adult.

So, he has quite a bit of experience in making things work.

He's AMAZING at communication. He's clear, consice, and careful with his words.

Often times he's able to deesculate a fight before it even becomes one.

And if you're one of those people that will start a fight because you need drama (*cough* me. *cough*) he's quick to notice and shut it down.

"Are you really mad that I lost the remote, or is something else going on Darling? If you're mad that's ok, but I feel like theres a diffrent underlying issue here."

He loves cuddling. Its shocking and strange, I know, but he is touch starved.

Also, he loves kissing. It's one of his favorite things to do, espically with you.

His favorite dates are when he takes you to a facny resteraunt for dinner.

He loves watching you get all dolled up, and he'd be lying if he said it wasn't a nice little ego boost to walk in with you on his arm.

Not even just that, he loves taking care of you in anyway he can. So feeding you the finest foods? Top of his To-Do list every day.

While he loves to take you out, He loves staying home with you just as much.

Nanami is insanely good at Tekken, like God-Teir, this is not up for debate.

Really, he's good at all fighting games, but his favorite is Tekken.

And he loves to play with his SO. you're not that good at video games? He's willing to teach you if you're willing to learn.

One of his favorite date night activities is having you be on mic while he plays some online matches. It's hilarious to watch his opponent get a big head, 100000% sure theyre going to own this soft spoken ninny just to get absolutely BODIED by Nanami.

He tries to make it through movie nights. He tries so hard. but he passes out, every. single. time.

even if he really likes the movie! He just can't bring himself to stay awake.

He'll always try for you though. He would do anything for you.

Ryomen Sukuna

The Devil

Listen to me reader, LISTEN TO ME: you may see his charming smile and his oddly puppy-dog like eyes and think "OH, come on! how bad could this guy be? He's so cute!"

That is the Devil talking.

I am Sukunas number 1 cumslut and I can tell you from personal experience he is The Worst™.

For one, he's cold as fuck. Even if he is head over heels in love with you, he's too emotionally closed off to ever fucking admit it.

His heart could be doing acrobatics in his chest when you're around, his palms sweating like crazy and his sight suddenly switching to Shojo vision when he's looking at you and he would STILL have you convinced he hated your guts.

Hell, he'd honestly be even meanier to you just so no one suspects his true feelings.

But, once again, you are inevitable and there's no escaping you.

But dont start thinking you're going to get a date or even a talk. Nay nay dear reader.

He just kinda decided at somepoint that you we're dating now. You had no say in it, and didn't even know until he caught you flirting with someone that wasn't him and almost ripped their fuckin head off.

Yandere. I will not explain, nor do I need to. Look at him.

He's hiding you away in his temple and never letting you go.

Which, could be worse. That temple is decadent as FUCK

If you do manage to endure him long enough though, I do think he'd let his soft side slip.

Sukunas love is quiet. It's not showering you in gifts or words of affermation. He's honestly not sure how to do that.

It's quietly holding you in the night, pulling you just a little bit tighter when the nightmares start to make you stir.

It's letting you quietly lay on his chest, tracing his markings, letting you get close enough to his heart and neck to kill him.

It's sitting with you while you read in the garden, secretly reading over your shoulder incase you wanted to talk about it later.

Sukunas love isn't shown in grand gestures, it's shown in his lack of violence. it him quitely, without either of you even realizing, letting his walls down around you.

He's never going to talk about his emotions, ew gross. That would make him weak.

What he would do is pull you into a bath with him, or into the bed, or somewhere else safe and comfrotble, and ask you to talk about your day.

Listening to your voice calms him down, and you know you've helped because when youre done talking about whatever, he quietly thanks you.

He has killed to "protect" you, and would die to atually protect you.

Once you've wormed your way into his heart, theres no leaving. he's obessed and even if you manage to get away one day, he's never getting over you.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna #suguru geto #kento nanami #satoru gojo #gojo x reader #sukuna x reader #geto x reader #nanami x reader

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mouthfullofmunson · 2 years

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Eddie is just such a pest boyfriend

That man lives to annoy you

If you’re staying over for a day or two- be prepared for him to be up your ass

First it starts with him wrapping you up and pressing 10000 pecks onto your lips while he blindly leads you to his bedroom, pushing you down on the bed while he puts all of his body weight into you, his arms still wrapped around you while he continues to press loud, sloppy kisses to your lips

Then he rests there and fakes falls asleep just to annoy you because you’re protesting against it, yelling for him to get off of you and that you’re going to die from him crushing you

And once he finally sits up he rolls off in the most obnoxious way with the loudest groan

“So I thought we could pig out, watch some films or some shit, I rented a couple movies, fuck a couple times, then I take a smoke break, and we’re asleep. Sound good?”

And he sits basically on top of you all night, heavily breathing just to annoy you

Chewing loudly and stealing your food, wiping his hands on his bed sheets

And once he’s slurped down all his drink he tries to steal your drink but you’re not having it because if he gets to it he will gargle it loudly in your ears and swallow as loud as he can

And he talks through the whole movie, pointing at the screen and commenting on everything that happens

And anytime you yawn he grabs your head and spits into your mouth and the second your yawn ends you give him a dirty look

“What I thought that’s why your mouth was open?”

Even saying “nice tits” just a couple times to see your face, then he ends up pressing loud kisses “is it still ‘too early’ to have sex?”

And the moment you get up to pee he looks down at his watch, waiting five seconds before he barges into the bathroom

“Eddie! I’m literally peeing!”

“Why go to the toilet to pee when my mouth is right here?”

“Get out!”

“No! You promise to be with me the whole weekend…”

And he waits by the door with a big smile, watching your every move until you’re done

And he falls asleep mid movie and wakes up once it’s done

And the second he wakes up he checks his watch and smiles, “it’s not too late for sex now!”

And he instantly pushes you into his room and starts stripping

And he gives a full show, yanking his boxers off and swinging them around before he throws them on the floor

“Strip, Eddie the banished is ready for your pussy”

Literally such a nerd

But anytime you call him a nerd when he says stuff like that you instantly get back

“I’m only nerdy for your pussy”

And he’s got to touch every inch of your naked body before he throws you on his stained up bed

And once he’s inside you bet he says some dumb shit

“We’re in, boys!”

That is if he’s feeling a little silly that night

And I feel like he’s so loud

But he just wants you to know he feels good and he expects the same from you

His main goal is to wake up the whole trailer part, apparently

And after sex

Ugh I have to agree with the people 🙏

He rolls onto his back and smiles, the most blissed out smile and raises both of his hands to get a double high five

“Amazing. You’re amazing. That was metal as fuck, you rocked my socks off, literally”

And once you shower after he sits on the floor beside the tub and yanks at the shower curtain every couple minutes to sneak a peek

Or when he knows you’re not facing him he will slowly shove his hand in and grab whatever he can reach

A lot of the times it’s just a leg but sometimes he gets very lucky

And he refuses to look away once you’re out and have to get dressed (but if you really want him to he will ofc, he will smack both of his hands over his eyes as soon as you say it)

And then he pulls you back to his room, and he falls asleep with in seconds, mouth wide open, hogging the blankets with his arms flung out and his legs i the most crazy position

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson headcanon #eddie munson #stranger things #eddie x y/n #eddie x reader #Eddie munson smut #perv!eddie #perv!eddie x reader #eddie stranger things #my post

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oneforthemunny · 8 months

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halloween movie word association with the eddies

bride of chucky (specifically lol) is so rockstar!eddie. the sound track, the vibes, tiffany. it's so him in every way he would love it. you think he has a little crush on tiffany and maybe he does, bc the year it comes out, you dress up as chucky and tiffany for your halloween photos.

older!eddie idk i feel like he'd love practical magic. i think we cannoned he's kinda a rom com guy and it's close-ish??? a rom com halloween classic that he looks forward to each year. big fan of making midnight margaritas with you (bc tequila makes him horny lol).

mafia!eddie isn't big on horror, like he'll watch it but it kinda bores him after a while and i think in his free time he'd want something tamer, so i'm going with a classic- the addams family. i've said forever gomez and morticia is literally him and reader, and i think he'd just love that they're quirky and weird.

cowboy!eddie is the opposite lol. he loves a gory, gross movie that has you squirming and hiding in his shoulder and chest, peeking out only to lurch back in bc it's so foul. i'm going (with the cowboy theme in mind for funsies) he loves texas chainsaw massacre the first one, specifically. you're always petrified bc how can he watch that and be ok being alone after?? lol

bouncer!eddie loves scream. any scream movie, all scream movies. he loves the idea of the phone calls and the suspense of it all. it actually keeps his attention and he likes the mask lol.

janitor!eddie loves edwards scissorhands and it is so him and his vibe you can fight me on it but i'm not changing my mind EVER. the idea that this normal, perfect girl falls in love for a "freak"... he feels so seen. and he loves peg and the all black leather contrast to the pastel world ahhh!!! i could go on for days!!!

modern!eddie... i'm gonna ruffle some feathers here, but he's a nightmare before christmas guy and yeah... he's one of those guys i'm sorry. makes it his whole personality and def has a jack skellington tattoo lol. he watches it year round, but 10000% has decorations that are all that theme (and keeps them up year round lmao).

#oneforthemunny #munnytalks #rockstar!eddie munson #cowboy!eddie munson #modern!eddie munson #older!dilf!eddie munson #janitor!eddie munson #mafia!eddie munson #bouncer!eddie munson #eddie munson halloween #oneforthemunny spooky stories

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It Had To be You 2 (s.h)

Summary: Dustin and the rest of the gang trick you and Steve into reliving your first date

AN: here is part 2!! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

Part 1

Wedding Countdown: 6 Days

You stared at the number on your mother’s calendar and wished time would just stand still. Was it 6 days already? You felt like you just got engaged and now you’re getting married in 6 days.

But why were you wishing time would stop? You loved Nick, you wanted to marry him so why did you want everything to stop? You thought coming back to Hawkins would make things easier, prove you made the right choice but now you weren’t so sure.

The sound of the phone made you jump from your spot in the kitchen and forced you to shake away whatever thoughts you were having.

“Hello?” You answered. “Y/n! It’s Dustin! The movie theater is having a special showing of ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ and we know it’s your favorite movie so we thought we’d ask if you wanted to come with us.” Dustin rambled.

“Who’s we?” You questioned. “The usual gang. Don’t worry, Steve won’t be there. He’s working.” The boy answered.

You hadn’t seen “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” in a while, plus it would be nice to catch up with everyone. And Steve won’t be there.

“Sure, I’ll be there.” You said. “Great! We’ll meet you there!” Dustin practically yelled before hanging up the phone. “Well, what did she say?” Max asked. “She’s in. Now all we gotta do is get Steve there and the plan will start working.” Dustin answered.

“I have gathered you all here this evening to talking about Y/N and Steve.” Dustin announced to his group of friends. “What about Y/N and Steve?” Mike asked. “They belong together, but they’re both too dumb to realize it.” Dustin answered. “In case you forgot, Y/N’s getting married.” Robin said.

“I know she’s getting married but Nick sucks. She belongs with Steve and you all are thinking the same thing. They were so much happier when they were together.” Dustin rebutted. “Until Steve stupidly told Nancy all about his and Y/N’s dream.” Max interjected.

“He’s completely 10000% over Nancy. He told me himself that he felt what love is supposed to feel like with Y/N. No offense, Nance.” Dustin said.

“None taken. I agree. Nick does suck, he’s boring and all he could talk about was golf. Y/N hates golf.” Nancy replied. “And, she barely calls home since they got together. It’s like he won’t let her have any connection to her life here.” Max added.

“So what do we do? We have nine days to get Y/N and Steve back together.” Will asked. “We remind them what being together felt like. All the good times they had together. Maybe if they’re actually able to be around each other and talk, they’ll see how stupid it was to break up in the first place.” Dustin explained.

“I’m in.” Robin said. “Me too.” Max added. And one by one, all members of the friend group agreed to Dustin’s plan. To try and get you and Steve back together before you were meant to walk down the aisle.

You stood in front of the movie theater, looking around for your friends. You checked your watch and the movie was meant to start in 10 minutes and you weren’t about to be late.

“Y/N?” You heard behind you. “Steve. What are you doing here?” You asked. “Dustin said they were showing ‘Risky Business’ and asked if I wanted to see it. What are you doing here?” Steve questioned. “Dustin told me they were showing ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ and asked if I also wanted to see it.” You answered.

“He set us up.” You spoke, once you connected the dots. “What do you mean?” Steve asked. “He’s trying to recreate our first date. You asked me to a showing of ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’ because you knew it was my favorite movie and wanted to impress me. ‘Risky Business’ isn’t even playing today.” You explained.

“I’m gonna kill him.” Steve muttered.

The two of you stood there awkwardly, both deciding what to do. Do you stay and watch the movie or do you leave? “D-Do you maybe want to watch it with me? It would be pretty pathetic for me to see it by myself.” You suggested.

Steve thought he was hearing things for a second. There was no way you asked him to see a movie. Not after how your last conversation went.

“Really? Are you sure?” Steve asked. “We’re both here. Might as well.” You answered. Steve rapidly nodded his head before following into the movie theater.

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The movie ended and you were frantically trying to wipe the tears from your face as you both exited the theater. “The ending still makes you cry?” Steve asked, a fond smile on his face. “It gets me every time.” You replied.

“You always did cry at a happy ending.” He commented. “You cried at The Goonies.” You rebutted. “Touché.” Steve replied.

“On our first date, what came after the movie?” He asked. “What, you don’t remember?” You asked. “No I remember. I just want to hear you explain it.” Steve answered.

You stifled at laugh as the two of you walked down the sidewalk. “Well, it was the night of the Snowball and you were Dustin’s ride so we went back to the school. We could hear the music from outside and you asked me to dance. So we stood in front of the headlights of your car and danced to Cyndi Lauper.” You explained.

“Everything felt so normal then. Like nothing could go wrong.” Steve said. “And then it did. I wish we could go back to that night.” You added.

Steve then stopped walking and you turned around to look at him with furrowed brows. “What?” You asked. “Come with me.” He said. “Where are we going?” You questioned. “You said you wanted to go back to that night, so let’s go.” He answered.

You looked at Steve’s hand held out for you to take. Every part of your brain was telling you not to take his hand. But since when have you ever listened to your head?

Taking Steve’s hand, he led you to his car and opened the door for you. You hadn’t seen Steve look that excited for something in a long time.

“Steve, we look so weird.” You laughed as Steve nearly dragged you out of the car. “Schools out for the Summer, no one’s going to care.” He said. “Two adults hanging around a school at night is weird.” You rebutted.

“Shh this is supposed to be nostalgic.” Steve replied. You watched him as he grabbed a tape and pushed it into the radio.

Your stomach started doing flips when you heard the familiar tune of “Crazy For You” by Madonna. The Winter before Vecna, you made Steve listen to the song on repeat for months.

It was your favorite song because it reminded you of Steve.

“You remember this song?” Steve asked, grabbing your hand and beginning to dance with you. “Of course I remember. I love Madonna.” You answered.

“This is the first time I’ve heard this song since you left.” Steve said. “I haven’t either.” You whispered. “I want to say I’m sorry. I’m so sorry for ever making you think that I wasn’t all in with you. It was shitty of me. I had this amazing, funny, beautiful woman and I made her feel second best. Probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.” He confessed.

“It definitely was the stupidest thing you ever did.” You agreed. Steve laughed, which caused you to laugh and it felt normal. It felt natural and it felt great.

You hadn’t felt that at ease in years.

“I really am sorry. I know it may not mean much now-“ Steve started. “No, it means everything.” You interrupted.

You both were so completely caught up in the moment, you had lost track of time. Nick was most likely home from his suit fitting.

“I should probably get home.” You said quietly. “You’re not walking home in the dark.” Steve replied. “I’ll drive you home.” He added.

“You don’t have to.” You told him. “I want to. And I won’t take no for an answer.” He said.

You eventually gave in and Steve drove the familiar route back to your house.

He pulled into the driveway and the two of you sat there in silence for a moment.

“Tonight was nice.” You finally said. “I’ll have to thank Dustin for this.” Steve said. “Don’t be a stranger, okay?” You said to him opening the door.

“You say that like we’re never going to see each other.” Steve commented. “I hope that’s not the case.” You say as you get out of the car.

You have him a wave and a warm smile as you walked to the door. Steve watched you until you got inside the house. He was about to pull out of the driveway until a car pulled up behind his.

He ducked down and saw that it was Nick exiting the passenger side.

“Yes, I’ll have your money. The second this marriage is legally binding, her money is mine. Her family is loaded. You’ll get your money. I’ll just have to dodge her brat of a sister.” He said to the driver before slamming the door.

Steve’s blood was boiling. The person you were going to marry was only after your money. Nick was just using you, he didn’t love you. Not in the way Steve loved you.

But Steve couldn’t be the one to tell you. You’d think he was saying these things because he was jealous. He needed you to find out before you walked down the aisle.

The second Steve got home, he picked up the phone and dialed the only person who could help.

“Dustin. I’m going to need your help.”

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intheticklecloset · 11 months

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Hey hey- headcanons! Let’s go, Nym! 🤩🤩🤩

If I may, could I request some fluffy SSKK headcanons please? :3 However you go about them is up to you- whatever comes to mind :3

Of course if you’re not feeling up to it, that’s okay too! I wish you a happy day/night and fabulous week! 🥰🥰🥰

Shin Soukoku let's goooooo! 😍😍😍😍 Thank you for the request, friend!! 💖

Shin Soukoku Fluff Headcanons

Once they got together, Atsushi and Akutagawa started inadvertently introducing each other to all kinds of things. Of course the obvious cuddling, tickling, kissing, etc. - but more than that, just everyday things they never really thought about before.

For example, Akutagawa got Atsushi into metal music by accident. He was listening to it one day when they happened upon each other, and Atsushi asked him what he was listening to. Thinking he would scare him off and be able to have his alone time, Aku let Atsushi listen to what was currently playing in his playlist, but although it took our weretiger by surprise, he was strangely interested and spent the rest of the day/night researching metal bands and music and the like. He even found one that Akutagwa had never heard of and got him hooked on it right back! 😊

As for Atsushi, he introduced Akutagawa to the basics of gaming - Super Mario (I may have watched the movie recently and am in a mood, shush). Aku had never had the chance to just sit and play video games, much like Atsushi, but one afternoon Atsushi asked if he wanted to play Mario Kart, and Akutagawa begrudgingly gave it a try - and got addicted to it. Now it's one of his favorite dating activities. He think's it's interestingly odd (and kind of cute) that Atsushi usually picks female characters - Peach, Daisy, Toadette, etc. True to his nature, Akutagawa usually chooses Waluigi. He likes being the bad guy. 😈

Now for one that's mildly unrelated but dear lord if it doesn't make me swoon for them: You know that trope where the hero gets his ass handed to him and his rival/enemy finds him like that and the hero is expecting to be mocked or beat up even worse but instead the enemy gets this enraged look on their face and demands, "Who did this to you?" That's Atsushi and Akutagawa, 10000% percent. Even before they started going out, but ESPECIALLY after. 🥰🥰🥰

Thank you again for letting me indulge in my Shin Soukoku fangirling ways!! This was so much fun to write! 🖤🤍

#nym speaks #shin soukoku #sskk #atsushi nakajima #akutagawa ryuunosuke #headcanons #fluff #romantic #boyfriends

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Propaganda

Carmen Miranda (Down Argentine Way)—has anyone submitted the fruit hat lady yet

This is round 1 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut]

Gene Tierney:

Those eyes! Just look at those eyes! She’s at her hottest in Leave Her To Heaven— I literally want her to ruin my life.

Absolute grade-A babe, she is the perfection incarnate.

She had a slight overbite which was amazingly sexy, and a throaty voice that was very memorable as well. She’s terrific in Laura, which reminds me I should watch it again.

EYES!! Her diabolical acting in Leave Her to Heaven is just perfect, Rosamund Pike definitely took notes for her Gone Girl from her.

Oscar-nominated and simply one of the most beautiful women to ever walk this Earth.

#carmen miranda #gene tierney #hotvintagepoll #ladies 1 #fuck that old woman

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definitelyunhingedagentphoenix · 6 months

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lend me your roxana prism hcs. i crave her.

Yyeeeeesss I have been waiting.

Okay so Roxana never sleeps. Typical scientist stereotype. She gets so into her work that she forgets to eat and sleep. Honestly had it not been for Robutler she might not have survived her last few weeks working for Zor.

She enjoys drinking in a social setting and her and Reginald were the party animals of the EOD. They were good drunks though. They didn't get mean or aggressive or annoying. They were the types who would get up and sing karaoke together. (Okay so maybe a little annoying.) And were always down for a good time.

She's superstitious as all hell. Knock on wood, throw salt over your shoulder if you spill it, never say "it's quiet" while on a mission. That kind of thing. And most of all, she never tempts fate. She knows that it's a little irrational but she can't help that feeling. Especially in a job where things can go so wrong so fast.

She hates scary movies. Hates them. But a good murder mystery? She eats that shit up. But she's more of a video essay, five hour long YouTube video kind of person. (To her pleasant surprise, so is Agent Phoenix so they watch them together.) (Also I do not care what time period these games take place in, they have self-driving cars and telekinesis implants, they can have YouTube)

Speaking of Agent Phoenix, she hated them at first. Or at least that's what she told herself. That was just incase Robutler (or any of her robots) managed to off the agent, she wouldn't feel bad, but truly she never hated them. The whole point of her robots was to save human lives. So how could she justify taking one?

They bonded quite a lot after the project KBOOM ordeal and Phoenix managed to bring a lot of her humanity back. She spent so long alone in a lab, only talking to her Robots and Dr. Zor that she thought she had lost a piece of herself. Agent Phoenix made her realize that she never lost it. She was just ignoring it.

She talked to Fabricator a lot too. That was odd. They are both so driven by their ideas and creations. Honestly she loved working with Fabricator. She only wished that she could do it again under the EOD instead. But she knows how unlikely that is.

She still hates the EOD as a whole but she missed Reginald a lot.

She never wanted kids but Agent Phoenix needs a parental figure so she fills the role when she needs to. She enjoys that much at least.

I can go on but then this will be like 10000 words long lol.

#roxana prism #ieytd #ieytd 3 #agent phoenix #reginald crane #personal #dr. prism #ask

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eternalergo · 2 months

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—🌙🦋 MUTUAL CATCH UP

tagged by the lovely @bearsgrove thank you!! <3

LAST SONG: Salt by Eivør, usually perfoming my rituals to her music ;)

CURRENTLY WATCHING: I'm not really watching anything lately, I need to shift into tv mode which can take years. I rewatch my fave movies 10000 times before I decide to see a series

THREE SHIPS: Not a huge "shipper" tbh. There are a few profound relations between my friends oc's and my own, as well as some oc/canon stuff we write about

FAVORITE COLOR: BLACK Green, especially dark green

CURRENTLY CONSUMING: Still Lies of P, it's wavering now and then tho. It's not much, but all the more intense. Feeling sorry for my two friends who have to endure me during the hyper phases😔

FIRST SHIP: I honestly don't know, I can't even recall what I ate yesterday

PLACE OF BIRTH: Central Europe

CURRENT LOCATION: In my living room right in front of my laptop Detective

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Happy single

LAST MOVIE: Alien: Covenant. I actually rewatched all Alien films and Good lord, I could watch them again

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Been writing a lot (roleplaying & worldbuilding) and making Pinterest boards for my ocs. Have also been painting my ordered 3D print Dishonored figure✨

tagging @geniichiro , @figkeele , @harlot-of-oblivion , @corffiser , @rapturezoo , @cyralus , @avallachs , @crystariumrose , @evilbunnyking, @domokunrainbowkinz , @deepdwellingsteamboat no pressure of course🖤

#tag game #i really need to sort my tags they're all over the place

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Watched the RWRB movie with my partner last night, and man do I have THOUGHTS ABOUT IT (in random order, don't come for me, I have ADHD)

Where is June???? WHERE IS JUNE??? Where is June Nora bestism???

Who was that security lady? She got Zahra's scenes!!! Zahra was the one who was going to get them "five minutes" time at the dinner party.

I love Ellen Clairmont, and I would vote her for President if I was American.

THEY DIDN'T HAVE CORNETTOS!? WHY

also "I didn't know you wear glasses". I wanted to see Taylor Zakhar Perez in glasses. Come on!!

What did they do to my favourite turkey scene ;-; Cornbread new Alex's sins okay!! We needed that!!

We also needed more awkwardness there. My partner said that Alex was pretty awkward but I didn't see it. Sorry Darling.

The karaoke scene was soooo baaddd. The Prince of England was there on the stage singing and no one cared. There was literally no one cheering for him??

New Year's Party was okay, I liked that. At least they did that right. But it would have been better with June.

Basically throughout the movie, I was constantly missing June. Don't blame me, I love her.

The Lake house could have been waaaaayyy better with June there.

While we're talking about missing characters, Where is Raphael Luna?? Okay, it works without Luna, but the whole political campaign got messed up without him.

The Campaign was "will you vote for a predator and a homophobe, or will you vote for Clairmont who is an ally" and we didn't get to see that in the movie.

We could also have liked to see WHY Alex's emails were hacked??? And who did that??? And how did they do that???

Also, while we're on the topic of emails, Alex gave a whole political statement without asking Henry, or talking to him first?!?!? Why?? They have such good communication about that in the book!!

Where was Princess Katherine?! Okay, she was an absent mom, but then she was supposed to come back and support her child and she didn't! And there's a mention of her in the movie, BUT WHERE IS SHE??!

And then there is Prince Philip, and I am sorry but he looked so small XD XD I laughed waaaaay to hard at that. He looked like a cute baby, I am sorry. I can't take him seriously.

There. Were. No. Star. Wars. References. ;-; THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GET A STARWARS MURAL!! Theres so much Fanart of the Alex and Henry as Han Solo and Princess Leia Mural ;-; I was hoping it would be there.

THEY MISSED SO MANY DIALOGUES TOO!!!! The "What in the rich white people sex dungeon hell" and "HENRY!! YOU OBTUSE FUCKING ASSHOLE"

WHERE WAS THE SCREAMING AT THE PALACE TO BE LET IN, AND THE HATE SEX AFTER???

Also, that "making love" scene was so cringe. There are better fanfics written than that scene. I have read better fanfics for research.

My partner pointed out that the election map of America. Arizona didn't turn Blue. Neither did Nevada. They said it makes " -10000% sense" for Texas to turn blue and the other states dont.

THE ELECTION PARTY COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER WITH JUNE!!!

Also, with Alex's childhood friend not existing, and not being present at the party, who's bikes were those that they rode in the end????

So basically, my movie date was supposed to be us enjoying the movie, it turned out to be me and my partner screaming at the screen and then complaining to my metamour.

#rwrb #rwrb movie #rwrb spoilers #rwrb film #rwrb thoughts #firstprince #red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #amazon prime #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #casey mcquiston

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MARRIAGE/ WEDDING BYLER HCS!!!!!

ok hot take, will 10000% proposes first

mike is upset cuz he thinks its not “manly” for him not to be the one to propose :(

will is very comforting ofc cuz he’s will <3

omg and they are both total bridezillas, the entire party is so over it

they cant decide who will be in whos wedding party, so they literally put everyones name in a hat and they pick

mike’s groomsmen have blue ties, wills groomsmen have yellow ties, MIKE AND WILL WEAR GREEN TIES

FLOWER GIRL ELEVEN!!!

hopper walks will down the aisle, nancy does the same for mike

DUSTIN IS BEST MAN FOR MIKE AND STEVE IS BEST MAN FOR WILL

(both bachelor party’s end up being total shitshow, mike and will go home early and watch a movie)

after the wedding mike and will are too tired to go and party or whatever, so they fall asleep cuddling on the couch

ROBIN IS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY AT THE RECEPTION

platonic stobin organizes the after party

steve: “dustin u cant here drink ur a minor, stop” dustin: “im 24”

jopper, jonathan, nancy, max, and lucas give speeches that bring everyone to TEARS

murray crashes, but nobody complains

SAME WITH ARGYLE LMFAO

the cake is a chocolate vanilla marble :)

will gets very overwhelmed during the reception, and he and mike go for a walk outside to calm down

they can hear the music from the parking lot, where they share a slow dance :’)

its a spring wedding!!!!!

hopper has the entire police department ready to fight any homophobia in a 10 mile radius

joyce insists on dancing with will, its sweet but will is MORTIFIED (its basically the s2 snowball preparation scene)

mike insists on the dumbest fucking music playing during the reception, max has to BEG him to let her take over the playlist

the rings are very simple- wills is gold, mikes is silver

LUCAS IS RING-BEARER SORRY

their vows are BEAUTIFUL

will puts his heart and soul into his, he practices for HOURS and ends up saying them perfectly

mike is the exact opposite, he also put all he had into his, but he was so emotional that it just came out as a stuttering, slurred, mess

will was scared mike didnt care as much about the wedding or the vows, and he was dead wrong

MIKE AND WILL ARE STRAIGHT UP SOBBING THE ENTIRE CEREMONY

joyce and jonathan cry so much because will is finally happy :))

mike byers. mike byers. mike byers.

mike was scared to ask will if he could have his last name, because he thought will would find it “less manly” of mike

but will breaks down SOBBING because this man who he loves to the end of the earth wants to be his, and share his name

but this is ofc followed with many “are sure”s and “you dont have to”s

to which mike responds every time “but i WANT to”

thats all i have!!! PLEASE send more requests in the asks, i will 100% do them :)))

#byler rights #byler #stranger things #stranger things season 4 #mike wheeler #st4 #stranger things 4 #will byers #mike wheeler i know what you are #byler headcanon #byler is endgame #byler is real #headcanon #st headcanons #stranger things hc #stranger things series #stranger things fluff #stranger things imagine

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