#i clearly have daddy issues

[undercoversasa]

PLEASE IM BEGGING

On Netflix the kdrama The Glory just came out and y’all when I say I am into toxic men. I mean it. Please to all the fanfic x reader writers PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER IS THE HIGHER POWER WRITE A JOEN JAE JOON X READER FANFIC. I’m melting. dying. crying. I get that his character is an asshole but like it’s a hot one. He’s like such a daddy material (literally) thank you mwah

#jeon jae joon #the glory netflix #x reader fanfiction #x reader fan fiction writers #please i’m begging #im going feral #foaming at the mouth #kdrama x reader #lawd please #Jung sung il is hot #toxic men #i clearly have daddy issues #please write this #i love crazy guys #i need help lmao

[martineisling]

I’ve been wanting to draw these guys together for the past 3 years

#did it turn out how I imagined it? no BUT I DID IT! #from the right: #magnus darryl hardwon beverly ron moonshine taako henry merle and glenn! #it’s the campaign one characters from the dnd podcasts ‘dungeons and daddies’ ‘the adventure zone’ and ‘not another dnd podcast’! #and in this drawing… WELL they were supposed to interact more clearly? like idk how well what they’re doing comes across? #but I mean Darryl hardwon and magnus all had issues about their heights at one point or another. that’s what they’re sorta fighting about #I imagine Ron ‘winning’ some bad berries from prankster Beverly #moonshine is being ratatouilled by pawpaw as they ruin taako’s dinner as he is distracted by Henry who wants to add his one thing #Merle and Glenn both have one eye and one special arm I think they’re just playing around with each other #idk if anyone’s gonna read this but now it’s there if anyone is curious as to what the heck they’re looking at!

[tojisun]

jake sees the way you are bruised from your failed attempts at hunting, and says, “c’mere sweet girl, lemme look at you.”

he holds his hand out for you to take, gently guiding you to sit close to him. your knees are touching his, the distance between you two minuscule as he bows his head to gaze at you softly. worried eyes trail across your cuts and bruises, his lips pursed at seeing the extent of your injuries.

“‘m sorry,” you mumble, looking away when his eyes flick up at you. “i insisted i was ready and, well.”

jake clicks his tongue, his big hands finding purchase on your hips before he lifts you up and sits you on his lap. “don’t apologize, baby. only you could know if you’re ready and this,” he nods at the gash down your shoulder, his nose flaring at sight of the trickling blood, “is just gon’ teach you how to be better. wouldn’t it, sweetheart?”

you grunt, still feeling ashamed because of your failure. jake sighs when you don’t respond, and your shoulders tense at the sound. you feel your lips wobble when he pinches your chin, tilting your head up to make you look at him.

“i’m proud of you, yawntu,” he murmurs, his lips stretching into a smile. “i’ll always be proud of you.”

and just like that, your worries disappear.

jake pitches forward and kisses your lips, huffing a short laugh when he hears you sniffle. the kiss is chaste, just a graze of his lips over yours, and he does it once, twice, three more times when you whined for him to stop pulling away.

“my spoiled sweetheart,” he teases, his eyes crinkling in happiness. he tucks a braid behind your ear, rubbing your back in soothing circles as your body sags in exhaustion, your adrenaline finally running dry.

you pinch his side in return, laughing when jake hisses, rubbing at his stinging skin as he glares at you playfully.

#suns.hc #dilf jake sully #jake sully x reader #jake sully x you #jake sully x na'vi reader #jake sully fluff #jake sully #jake sully avatar #i have too much headcanons of jake caring for you. clearly the daddy issues are at play hHhahahsh #suns

[raffe156]

What? How dare you say that! I don’t have a type or daddy issues!?

*the evidence against me*

#i clearly have a type #captain price #captain john price #john price #call of duty #tom selleck #solid snake #venom snake #metal gear solid #magnum pi #august walker #cigars #daddy issues

[liquidstar]

being a re:zero fan means trying as hard as you can to not think about how kenichi and naoko are doing. like i really hope that someway somehow when the story ends, or at some point during it, they at least get somekind of closure. like it makes me so so so sad they love subaru so much they literally love their boy SO much please let them see their boy

#re:zero #every day i think about how kenichi and naoko are missing their boy.... #they were clearly both so worried about him before he got isekai’d and then he just disappears thats not ok #subaru said he was almost 18 when he first got to legunica. so like his birthday was maybe a month or two away #how did they feel. it was his 18th birthday. are they okay #its been like a year and a half since hes been in legunica by now. thats probably another birthday too #how many more until they see their boy again? i wont be happy until they see their boy again. #i can at least hope that given what weve seen of them in the trial they have faith that even if their son is missing hes going to be okay #that hes actually just out there somewhere living life bc he is. but hes also dying death quite a bit. they dont have to know that part #but to be frank... if i was in their place and my son was acting the way he was acting and then he just disappears i would assume... yeah... #whatever lets talk about reinhards daddy issues again so we dont have to think about this

[casxsunshine]

i am totally convinced that one hug from dean winchester would solve all my problems.

because this man gives the best hugs ever: he literally traps you with his arms, he puts his chin on the top of your head, he presses you gently and carefully to his chest. i imagine him being so warm, and his shirt probably smells like impala's leather seats and a bit like bakery. i imagine him tugging you into a hug when you need it, whispering something like “it's gonna be okay, sweetheart” into your hair. and he always holds you for as long as you need.

i just think being in dean's arms feels like being home.

#dean winchester #supernatural #i have daddy issues and i think you can clearly see it #i just need dean to hug me😭 #is it too much?? #dean winchester is my dad #jensen ackles #spn #soft dean #late night thoughts

[sunflowerdigs]

There are already a few people on reddit calling Roman a neonazi, a fascist, there's a post about the characters' personal politics which describes him as genuinely endorsing Mencken's ideas, etc. Everything we've known about Roman so far seems to contradict this view because his interest in Mencken was anything, anything at all but political, even if you didn't ship them, but how can anyone be sure that they haven't decided that he has all of a sudden over s4 become fashy and believe all that shit for whatever reasons they choose? I'm almost sweating thinking about it lmao

The show hasn't given us another reason, so I'm not at all surprised that that's what people are taking from what's been shown. If you aren't a huge fan of the show, you don't remember much about 3x06.

This season has had a lot of missteps and for me, this is the biggest one. Fascism is incredibly scary. You can't put a character adjacent to a fascist, drum up how scary the fascist is all season, and then not explain clearly why the character is so gung-ho about him, and expect people to think anything besides "well, guess that guy was a piece of shit this whole time." Roman is still sexually weird and effeminate, so there's already a heavy bias against him that people won't admit to. That was played up last night, I guess because the fact that he's effeminate makes him more sinister. They should just add a lisp and be done with it. It's so...irresponsible.

#succession #roman roy #this could have been a really interesting arc for Roman because people really don't get the psychosexual daddy issues stuff at all #Mencken was the perfect Logan-adjacent character to use to explain that clearly #it's part of Roman's arc with Gerri but because she's a woman people don't get it they assume it's a mommy thing #Mencken would have given that clarity #but Succession said fuck that we nedd to last-minute add a reason for Matsson to flop and explain Ebba in intervies instead of onscreen #so now people are looking at arguably the most effeminate male character on the show with hatred #real seething hatred i know how it gets on reddit #i hope they fix this in 4x08

[spite-and-waffles]

Fans of red haired Jason Todd and black haired Jason Todd are two entirely separate kinds of people.

#red head jason todd fics are existentially disturbing to me #darkest timeline todd #exists in the convergence point between winnick and morrison #brunette jason is a garden variety anti-hero with daddy issues #have you ever seen a happy one-big-happy-batfamily fic with redhead Jason? #i thought not #red head Red Hood fics are like. yeah this man probably belongs in arkham #someone maybe do a wellness check on this writer bc they're clearly going through some things #jason todd #red hood #bat fic #batfamily #spite waffle

[fouralignments]

My comfort food is Dadneto, who protective over his family and cares deeply for them.

#Dadneto #peter maximoff #erik lehnsherr #quickson #charles xavier #Magnet Family #magneto #quicksilver #x-men #cherik #stepdad! charles xavier #dadneto #Clearly I have daddy issues...I love me some soft dad characters #Can those stupid humans and Shaw stop poking Erik with a stick? #The man just wants the simp life with his family #Please stop hurting this man #He's suffered enough! #Erik just wants a fam and his mutant husband Charles and live out his life with them on Genosha or Krakoa in peace

[bexisanidiot]

"Omg like, I have such parent issues cuz my parents scolded me one time when I was 4 and they didn't get me what I wanted from McDonald's🤪😜😗😇😵😕"

Okay. Let me begin. (Mention of suicide and drugs-)

My dad told me to my face that I was a disappointment and about how literally not even 5 days after my mom died he almost blew his own fuckin brains out and the only thing that stopped him was a text from my now stepmom, not his fuckin kids WHO JUST LOST THEIR MOTHER. Not to mention all my life he never wanted me to talk about my family to people, like for example last March I was being honest about how I feel to a doctor and the only thing my dad told me before he left for work was, "Why the fuck did you say that shit? Now CPS is gonna come and try to take you guys cuz they think I abuse you." Clearly he doesn't give a shit that his (at the time) 14yo child wanted to kill themself on the daily and that sentence made it so fuckin crystal clear. My stepmom is actually kinda chill, but she is also why my house tends to smell like an intense amount of perfume and crack or weed depending on the day, she's also a toxic cunt at times. Both my parents shit talk about me in fucking frount of me. The common names I get is my irl name, brat, the fucking slur for disabled people. My dad always fucking mocks me too, it's not even playful at this point its full on mocking me and bringing me down like, "my name is (irl name) and I'm a moody teenager that's so cool but I'm just like all my friends" and "she's a teenager🙄" in the most bitchest voice I ever heard come from a grown man. I'm always somehow disrespectful or a problem, sometimes me having some kind of episode is mocked. Like, "get up and do shit" "knock it off" and other shit I can't remember fully on the top of my head.

This isn't all of my fuckin family or my own problems either, i guess you can call all this the beginning. Idk how I wake up in the morning but I do-

So go ahead, tell me you have parental issues cuz you didn't get one thing one more time. I fucking dare you.

#this is a full ass vent #ramblings #i feel like im making this about me now #i just can't with these “I have daddy/mommy issues😜🤪😜🤪” fake ass mfs I CANT STAND THEM- #i dont know if i really want to talk about it or not- #ik clearly. i am not okay- #i might be a bit overdramatic but. idfk-

[taterbugs]

I've always disliked Merle for I think obvious reasons, but he's also a very interesting character with a lot of untapped potential, as I've always been a sucker for a good redemption arc. So I made him an OC to (eventually) ship with (but like after years of development) and came up with a whole ass AU where he survives

And now he's one of my favorite characters. He's been on my brain for days

I've made myself love him. On accident.

Help

#two talks #merle dixon #i still hate him in canon but i'm in love with the version of him i created in my head #i could fix him #so anyway clearly i have daddy issues but what else is new #and yes making ocs to throw at characters is my primary way of showing them affection #when i say help. i don't actually want help i want more content of the fucker #look at that absolute bastard. yeah i want him #my taste in men is impeccable bc then we have Eugene right next to him and somehow this makes perfect sense

[trapperskeeper]

So if Aaron Rodgers goes to the Jets, I wonder what all the NFL fanfic will be about now... 🤔

#something something him and Mahomes making a bet about who will get the AFC championship only for them to meet there in the playoffs #au where Mahomes was actually drafted to the giants so they can be in new york together #im spitballing here #gotta think of all the most obscure contrivances #hmm the Jets actually play the Chiefs this year now that I think about it... #im sure all the girlies will love that #its definitely still fuck the Jets tho #probably even more so now that Rodgers will be there #i just hope it'll end in an epic collapse and all the fanfic is about Mahomes telling Rodgers to get his shit together #like bro you're clearly having a midlife crisis #it'll be okay #and i get that Farve might have given you daddy issues or something but you don't have to make his same mistakes #like do you really want to go to a franchise who's most infamous moment has the words butt fumble in it? #and the afc east is not the cupcake division you're used to buddy #there's no lions and bears to beat up on #it's finna be a blood bath #and we play the afc west and nfc east this year #i don't think he knows what he's in for #it's giving Antonio Brown doing jumping jacks off the field #huh now that I think about it that did happen in MetLife stadium #nfl #aaron rodgers #new york jets

[shittywizzard]

I would like to sincerely apologise to all my mutuals for all the Pokemon Scarvi spam I'm nearing the endgame and I'm feeling things about it

Haven't enjoyed a Pokemon game this much since Black and White, the characters are so delightful and fleshed out and the designs are excellent and the story has a lot of very sweet sincere emotional moments and the hyperfixation has hit hard.

I wish they'd had more time to make this game I can't imagine how good it would have been if they hadn't been under crunch

(on the upside that means ART INCOMING,,, eventually)

#wizzard speaks #I'm very not normal about the weird old men in this game #hassel u are like the literature teacher i bonded with in highschool and realised later it was because we were both neurodivergent and gay #i would kill for every teacher in this game i am not joking and i would also kill for my weird friends #Penny your trans swag is phenomenal #Nemona your battle hyperfocus is valid you have made adhd girl #arven you have daddy issues and cook for me we have a warriors bond #Clive your pompadour is very hip and cool and you are clearly not a 70 year old school principal in a wig #ah it pains me this game got subjected to crunch if it were a little more refined in places it might be as good as HeartGold and B&W

[babufrik]

I can’t stop thinking about the way obi wan said “the little green cape… and the gloves” Begkegtkeyeisjbdn

#clearly I have daddy issues or something #i love him #i need him #i want him to father my children #sbheierbxgsuhs #obi wan kenobi spoilers #obi wan kenobi #star wars

[morgans-mess]

I always wondered why i, as a lesbian, have predominately male comfort characters. And then i realized, not only is my type the kind of lesbian who gives off the same energy as men like Dean Winchester, but combine them with the glaringly obvious daddy issues and you get me realizing things about myself i never wanted to know at 11pm on a Tuesday. Goodnight.

#writing down it’s all so so obvious #I’m well aware #but dear god #oh why are these men my comfort characters? #oh idk MAYBE THE FACT THAT THEYRE MEN WITH LESBIAN ENERGY WHO ALL HAVE DADDY ISSUES #i just realized all my comfort characters also have daddy issues now that I’m typing this #i’m spiraling #clearly #dean winchester #lesbian #comfort character #delete later

[thermesiini]

i don’t think i can watch season 4 of community how are they butchering all of characters so badly. what are they doing to abed.

#like any and all nuance with the fact that abed nadir is autistic is immediately lost because they kicked off the guy who was using this #character to explore and come to terms with the fact that he is also autistic. #so now he’s just back to being a bad autism joke. very clearly no understanding for the others characters #but especially especially this one #ALSO. there was like distinct closure with annie’s fixation of jeff and jeff’s daddy issues #and they were like fuck all of that. let’s beat dead horses. #because they just NEEEDDD annie and jeff to get together because of weird cishetersexualisms #and they want to try and therapize that which is untherapizable (jeff winger and the audience with daddy issues) #although i do not have faith that if dan harmon were in creative lead this season he would have left the annie jeff thing alone #jeff winger is like dan harmons ego and misogyny self insert while abed nadir is his emotions and autism self insert #which is why they never interact.