creators pls remember that whenever u make anything u should always take a moment to step back and ask yourself: can this be improved if i add more nudity? and the answer is always yes
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My mother: complains about being always home and never doing anything ever, crying every time she calls me and yelling at my dad and brother because it's their fault she never leaves the house or do cool things
Me: let's go there
Her: no
Me: let's do this
Her: no
Me: let's watch a movie, eat a pizza, go to X city, hang out, visit a friend or a relative, go for a walk, let's go to the beautician or hairdresser, let me give you a massage and paint your nails, let's find a nice handbag for you, let's go grocery shopping, idk we can go to the sea or I can buy tickets so you can go and see your friend who lives far away and I'm coming with you, let's do whatever you want
Her: no fuck you, why do you insist on making me do things or go out of the house
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Getting up before 9 am is cruel and unnatural and I would very much like to go back to bed
>:C
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I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout
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I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.
Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.
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I kinda hate how the main take away in general seems to be "hahaha I love being a hater, kendrick is the king of being a hater hahaha" or "drake has a secret daughter" and not "there are mysogynist sex pests and pedophiles in the hip hop industry and kendrick used his clout to very publically call out one" like can we please not drop the pedophilia out of this conversation YET AGAIN like the jokes are funny and I also make some but I feel like this should be front and center of the conversation and men in positions of power always get away with this shit
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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So
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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through
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do you think angels would perch upon electrical lines and radio towers like birds
sure. looks like a nice spot to share the interesting things they saw lately
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the way that no one wears a mask at my local LGBTQ clinic, and in fact comments on my mask like it's just this hilarious little idiosyncrasy that I still wear one and not because I'm immunocompromised and we're in the middle of a pandemic ... as if there isn't an airborne virus that literally fucks up your immune system ... as if we didn't lose a generation of queer people to another virus that fucks up your immune system ...
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