#i am so terminally online

[toomanystoryideas]

yanderedev grooming allegations response video on jan 1 2024 is gonna be a great year

#i am so terminally online #yandere dev #yandere simulator

[pikslasrce]

#this is actually not a dunk on the fake terminally online bitches but a very meticulously crafted self burn... why am i online so much #that i have to hit the LIKE LIMIT.. #on the bright side i havent hit post limit in at least 2 months so thats good :') #piksla.txt

[crimeronan]

probably i SHOULDN'T migrate elsewhere if tumblr goes belly-up. i just scrolled thru my dash for 20 minutes and in that short span i could feel myself transform from a mildly tired 27-year-old butch into an active serial killer.

#starts typing posts like 'i hate you people so fucking much' and then pauses like #this is how every terminally online post i've raised my eyebrows at for Weeks has started. #girl if you put all your thought into the computer eventually your world will shrink to the size of it. #this site really does make me feel like shit. i need to follow more photography blogs and people who don't post stupid fucking bullshit. #hey if you post a lot of photography or POSITIVE fandom stuff WITHOUT a shitload of untagged politics. #hit me up. i've unfollowed 80% of active blogs i used to follow for 'annoying me' crimes and my dash is both dead and profoundly irritating #i need to breathe some new life into this account. or what am i logging on for. #by positive fandom stuff i mean you're not typing a bunch of nasty hot takes i'll hate or bitching constantly about varying properties. #and you don't hate polyamory. and you don't hate ace people. and you don't hate queerplatonic relationships. #SHOULDN'T BE A HUGE ASK!!!!! AND YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FUCKING YET!!!!!!!!!11SHIFTONE!1ELEVEN!!1! #i'm tired of tumblr not making me happy. i should be able to see my blorbos and feel joy here. #negative #i suppose

[mwagneto]

sorry i can't hang out rn the two men from that 4 year old show kissed and i literally cannot think about anything else. yeah gonna be all month

#good omens #gomens #crowzira #deleted messenger haven't talked to any of my irls in a week #lowkey hate how nice it is to get a break tbh like oh my goddd im in the mental illness zone do NOT talk to meeee #it feels mean but also I've spent basically every second since September hanging out with #1 - 10 people near constantly. i need some downtime. although by downtime i did not #imagine stopping all human functions and just becoming a vessel for an engless loop of g0mens thoughts #not even true i CAN talk to ppl but only if it's someone that knows how ill i am or if it's #about g0mens. otherwise leave me alone #like i can literally only talk in terminally online tumblr terms rn i can barely remember hungarian #MY ASS LITERALLY GOT FACTORY RESET TO MY TERMINALLY ONLINE SELF😭😭 #not true coz back when i used to be this online i still talked to irls. mostly to get them to watch whatever i was watching but still #im gonna hang out with some tumblr mutuals who are just as ill as me soon. so that's something #idk how the fabric of budapest can handle that much mental illness in one room but whatever #ineffable husbands #i misspelled it.

[nana2009]

Yo anon is just an sjw and does not speak for anyone other than themselves. You are not hurting anyone and you are just having fun i for one love this au. They need to learn that if something is not for them then all they should do is not read it instead of trying to get you to stop doing it. As long as you are not influencing anyone to do these things you are fine and you are also NOT responsible for anyone who acts or behaves in certain ways to this form of media. Do what you love and dont let anon stop you.

oh honey!!!!!! thank u so much idk wat 2 say >.< !!! yea i completely agree! but u kno how fings are nowadays -.-' i make shore to always tag everyfin properly so that no one gets hurt and also try to b as respectful as i can aboat the subject while still having my own fun! im glad u and other amazing peeps agree that this place needs a bit of spice to balance all the sugar~ <333

psst! wanna know a secret? i don't fink davekat is that innocent of a ship. and they definitely have potential to be veeeeeery fucked up. :)

#btw aboat that art: i wanted to add a few more little details but my dear PR agent(moirail) has strongly advised me against it #so you get the sanitized version >:P #homestuck #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #yandere dave #i also would like to talk more aboat how davekat is not an innocent ship but it does not fit this post currently #i would also also like to add that i do not wish to be labeled as either 'antishipper' or 'proshipper' #i am terminally online but in the 2000s sense. NOT wjatever the hell kids are nowadays! come on guys. #i know discourse makes fings more fun and less bland but somefings are rlly harmful for our environment..... #ruroekaki #ask #pls respect everyone!!! let the weirdos b weirdos as long as theyre not harming any1 #i yearn for me old dayz......*adjusts my hat*

[soldier-poet-king]

Mmmmm reading systems collapse and the deep persistent ache abt murderbot and ART's friendship. Btw. If u even care.

#fran reads #head full of many thots but i need to finish the book first #but fundamentally. their friendship is absolutely my fave thing about the series #i am. very attached to them. #but like. emotions. non human personhood. extreme anxiety risk assessment constantly running #too many big bad emotions idk how to process so i am going to watch media about it #and then explain my life experiences via narrative features from said media bc idk how else to be a person or relate to the world #like!!! i get it!!!! my awkward not a real person ass is out here like!!!! i do that!!!! #its not bc i dont want to live and have real experiences its bc idk how and i was a weird isolated kid and a neurodivergent adult #and thats how i understand the world!!! #it is v big and scary and terrible and beautiful and having a frame of reference via fictional narrative to process ur owj experiences #its crucial???? #and i don't mean in a terminally online cannot separate ficiton from reality way #i mean in a storytelling is what ppl do way. not just to be entertained. but to reflect ourselves and understand ourselves. and each other!! #im!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ART's you know i am not kind. to mb when it insists it wouldve been kinder to kill it #I WEPT

[ducktracy]

HEY here is my Switch friend code for anyone who wants it! the only games i really play online are Splatoon and Mario Kart, but i’m trying to make an effort to be more accessible and open again so if anyone wants to add then feel free :)

#i had to change my name to Duck Twacy since i wanted that to be my name in Mario Kart but forgot you can’t have “’nicknames’ in it boo #but maybe Duck Twacy is more recognizable than Eliza. who knows. just feels funny without a Daffy icon! naked even! #and i really do aim to get back to all my asks and DMs THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE GUYS SERIOUSLY #i’ve been so buried by work (in a good way! because i love my work but i think i’ve neglected to take proper care of myself in favor of #constantly feeling i need to grind whether with work or reviews or anything) so i really am determined to detach a little and be more open #and indulgent and ALL THAT FUN STUFF #how does sharing my friend code tie into that? you tell me! #(ID ALSO OFFER TO PLAY ACNH ONLINE TOO but i have terminal restart my island itis so there’s really nothing to do… it’s been a chronic habi #since i first started playing the Animal Crossing series as a little kid whoops) #but it’s been one of my lifelong loves too

[todayisafridaynight]

i HAVE to keep the daigo plush locked away lest i squeeze it every five minutes to alleviate the cuteness aggression i feel whenever i see it

#snap chats #being without my computer charger has been maddening #that makes me sound terminally online and its because i am. its also cause all i ever wanna do is draw :(( #AND I ESP WANNA WORK ON MY COMMS NOOOOO FUCK #i mean i was at least able to read through yakuza’s bias vol 2… so theres that… #MY SCHOOL STORE DIDNT HAVE LAPTOP CHARGERS i had to order one… hopefully it gets here Overnight like i asked….. if not ill kill #anyway. daigo plushie so cute :(((((((((((((((( #mine cute too but theres just something especially squeezeable about daigo #alas.. thats what the aoki plush’ll be for. my personal stress toy ☠️☠️☠️☠️ #lowkey i wish i also got ichi but then i remenbee they made him pale as all hell and Yeah Im Not Putting Money To That #THE SMALLEST BIT OF A TAN I BEG YOU RGG WHY IS HE SO PALE IT DONT LOOK RIIIIGHT :(((( #anyway.. i have my last class in half an hour… lemme drink this tea… #also Lowkey obsessed with my outfit today.. its that butterfly shirt + gold accessories since theyre monarch butterflies #tho Lowkey 2x the black and yellow remind me of the watase blokes from gaiden…… wack….. #ok bye its tea time #help one of my roommates just came home and she just announces like. ‘man those edibles were. OUGH’ #calling my dad to pick me up nooo im a lame straight edge dont talk about drugs around me ill scream and cry LMAO #ok im done byebye lemme drink this good god

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

ngl i think my favorite idea in that reblog chain might be "Disney paid Russian psyop Anonymous Sudan to DDoS Ao3 because legal action against the archive hasn't worked"

bc it is simultaneously COMPLETELY ridiculous (at a minimum, disney would hire someone competent and discreet) but still somehow more plausible than both "sudanese terrorists attacked ao3 for gay smuts in the name of islam" and "ao3 made the whole thing up and/or did this to themselves for clout"

#and on that note i am going back to sleep #stirring up trouble #this shit is so obviously racist shitstirring and infight bait from terminally online types. don't make it out to be more than that.

[roxiusagi]

ig congrats to tumblr for finally figuring out how to cure my "mindlessly opening tumblr" disease now that it looks ugly as sin

#roxiu rambles #tumblr stop catering to twitter refugees by killing off your main userbase challenge #first the idea of getting rid of reblog chains now this oh my god hashdsh wh o i s in cha r ge of thi s #thankfully i am going to go touch grass for a bit so im not gonna have to look at this monstrosity hjdshfds #but it better be reverted to the way it was before by the time im back or else (ง'̀-'́)ง hdjfhks #ive been terminally online in this stupid idiot place for 7 years and this is the respect i get smh smh smh

[darkwood-sleddog]

i am once again asking people to have an ounce of common sense when reblogging posts about breeding from DOG BLOGS.

#dogblr #dog breeding #did you know that not every time the word breeder is used it means het people that have kids #did you know that?? #sorry i am just. so tired. #the terminally online are so annoying #every time one of you leaves a little 'teheh i thought this was about people' tag on one of my posts about dog breeding you should owe me #$10.00 per stupid tag

[kanenites]

why was everyone posting abt ace discourse a few hours ago It is 2023 . that is a 2018 discourse. why do you still care. like i have my opinions on it but its literally pointless to discuss bc no one in real life gives a fuck

#''why do you think youre lgbt for not wanting to have sex'' 1. thats not what being ace is 2. why is that your business #so much of my opinion on lgbt discourse is now just You can do whatever you want forever #mspec lesbians? blue gay flag? bi/pan distinction? dude im in college i have more important shit to worry about. yknow. #because no one cares!!! no one who is not terminally online gives a shit abt any of this #cupid.txt #ace discourse #aphobia cw #<- say what you want abt the term aphobia i am tagging this for the people who have it blacklisted ok? its ok

[kurakuradonn]

update: for the past three months I’ve been gone and busy I have gotten utterly re-obsessed with the emo weaboo hades gamer boy. prepare for sporadic activity containing mega cringe

#twisted wonderland #idia shroud #twstposting #fanart #kura’s art tag #🛎on queue. #i kinda liked him back in 2020 when the game first launched but I kinda cooled off from it for a bit #also bc I don’t like gacha games lmao #but I decided to watch from a distance and watch his episode bc I was always curious about him and his backstory #and oh boy… #you don’t understand I am hopelessly obsessed with his terminally online ass…. #he is so problems. he is so cringe #also I need stress relief from school smh… need that escapism #I’ll still be working on insania scientia/I’ll be keeping my 2018 j&h boys close! #I’ll just be indulgently having fun by myself with twst in the meantime lmao #🦋​musings

[mysaldate]

One thing that never fails to puzzle me are people having stupidly exaggerated headcanons and then getting pissy that the canon "treats X poorly." My brother in Christ, that issue was never IN canon to begin with.

Vil is not canon transfem, him changing his personal pronoun isn't transphobic.

Azul does not have an eating disorder, him watching what he eats so that he doesn't get fat is not ableist.

Kalim, Floyd, Jade, Idia, etc. are not canon autistic (though I can see the arguments being made in one case but this is about canon), them being "annoying" or not to your personal taste is not ableist.

Headcanons are fine, great even, but you're imposing your headcanons on canon and then getting your panties in a twist when the canon doesn't pander to you. That's the issue here.

#I don't wanna be fat #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst discourse #twisted wonderland discourse #to reiterate AGAIN #nothing wrong with headcanons #but keep canon separated #ffs is not an eating disorder #especially when the character got viciously bullied for being fat #i am so done with this fandom sometimes #not ALL of the fandom for those who need it spelled out #just the terminally online idiots

[beannary]

Something something there are consequences for attaching so much of my self worth to my art being liked my strangers on the internet

#bean babbles #there are pros as well #but also sometimes I get so obsessive over reading the tags in order to like #make me feel better when I feel down #and I am a bit terminally online because I’m seeking validation from people online so much #anyways idk what I’m even talking about

[cookie-dough-writes]

shout out to everyones who's brains and nervous systems have been wrecked by stressors + the state of the internet + everything else going on. I promise we'll adapt and I promise things will be alright, focus on making good small decisions to protect your well-being like cutting certain platforms (instagram, twitter, whatever you feel like) and having a look through your follow list to see if unfollowing some people might help. try giving your brain a rest by letting yourself be bored some times. try doing a puzzle or a physical task without a podcast or music or netflix drama. consider not clicking on that expose video of someone you dont know. hesitate before telling someone off in the comments or joining in on an online argument that you can opt out of. protect yourself so you can make your world a better place. push yourself when needed. cut the onslaught of overstimulation where you can, if you want.

I am saying this as someone who's never felt at home irl, with adhd and dyspraxia, general awkwardness, chronic depression, struggles with regulation and im sure a bunch of other things. I really struggle reducing screen time because it often feels like the outside world rejects me, I'm sure some of you relate to that, but I'm taking small steps to make things easier for me in the long run and day to day. it doesnt matter if we don't reach some end goal of total and complete peace and purity or whatever, all that matters is that we're choosing to be more mindful of how we navigate this world of constant stimulation. and i fully believe in all of us :)

#inspired by the fact that im in a bit of a dip in this whole journey #i downloaded insta a few months ago and ive noticed it hurting me #the videos im watching on youtube arent ones i even really want to watch #im getting headaches #i cant cope with chores or being quiet at the moment #and life just hasnt been hitting the same #but thats okay because its all a part in it #so what im going to do is to avoid insta reels #be more mindful with the videos i click on #stop worrying about online discourse im not even apart of #stop worrying about having callout posts written about me because i have nothing to be called out over *nor* do am i even in a position whe #e that'd happen BUT because its just all over everywhere #so many people get exposed #that its now an anxiety for me #im going to go on more walks and do more yoga and sleep more #and it doesnt matter if i can only do bits of all that it only matters if i try #instagram #tumblr #twitter #terminally online #reminders #positivity #mental health #depression #anxiety #autism #asd #actually autistic #adhd #cookie rambles