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stirdrawsandreblaws · 14 minutes
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worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”
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ORC FACT
got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now
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Hey guys just a heads up there's a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 2 hours
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Jesus Christ art by @wolfythewitch
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 2 hours
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question to clear your mind of all conscious thought
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 2 hours
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had the idea for this a while ago (it was actively in-progress when i was doing the fake green eggs and ham screenshot lmao)
took longer than i wanted because a properly seussian interpretation of the red dragon turned out to be pretty difficult, but i'm pleased with the end result
also!! i really just made it because i wanted a funny mug, but i thought other people might like that too, so: interest survey!!
big thanks to @inflagrante-delicatessen for the idea i doodled in the first place, and for showing me a bunch of the tags as it made the rounds on tungl. i'm glad the art made so many people smile :D
bonus: i had the idea to make a minimal-color variant like some of the older seuss books have, and even came up with a little rhyme, but it's kind of eye-strainy so i put it under the cut:
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 4 hours
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GLYCON
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Glycon...
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 6 hours
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my child had gifted me art. he calls it "meowlk'
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 6 hours
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 8 hours
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wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 9 hours
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 12 hours
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 12 hours
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genuinely inconsolable I can't have one of these pompeii bread plushies fr.
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 12 hours
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in like the age of kiwifarms i am actually going to have to expect people to do better and be less gullible and more vigilant rather than believing any accusation is in good faith if an appeal to moralism is being used and it is couched in the right language. you cannot afford to continue being this ignorant/callous/stupid/malicious how much benefit of the doubt are you supposed to get for that while simultaneously practicing none to those you clearly treat as inherently wont to malice or simply as socially disposable
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 13 hours
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 13 hours
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Rot in Piss, Joe. Thanks for fucking us over for a generation.
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 13 hours
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Clicking on a new blog for a potential follow just to see their HP house in their bio
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