i present to you, straight from the tortured poets department...poetic prompts written by the chairman herself.
⎯ send in any one of these poetic prompts, no more than two at a time please, and i will give you a gut wrenching, heart breaking, life giving, fresh air breathing blurb...just as the chairman intended.
sincerely,
writer for the tortured poets department
anthology specialist
fornight - "i love you, it's ruining my life"
the tortured poets department - "sometimes i wonder if you're gonna screw this up with me"
my boy only breaks his favorite toys - "he was my best friend"
down bad - "fuck it, i was in love"
so long, london - "you'll find someone"
but daddy i love him - "me and my wild boy, and all this wild joy"
fresh out the slammer - "i will never lose my baby again"
florida!!! - "love left me like this and i don't want to exist"
guilty as sin? - "without ever touching his skin, how can i be guilty as sin?"
who's afraid of little old me? - "so tell me everything is not about me"
i can fix him (no really i can) - "trust me, i can handle a dangerous man"
loml - "you said i'm the love of your life, about a million times"
i can do it with a broken heart - "you gotta fake it til you make it"
the smallest man who ever lived - "i don't miss what we had"
the alchemy - "he just comes running over to me"
clara bow - "you're the real thing"
the black dog - "i don't understand how you don't miss me"
imgonnagetyouback - "i can tell when someone wants me"
the albatross - "i'd visit in your dreams"
chloe or sam or sophia or marcus - "if you want to break my cold heart, say you loved me"
how did it end? - "but i still don't know, how did it end?"
so high school - "you knew what you wanted, and boy you got her"
i hate it here - "i'm bitter, but i swear i'm fine"
thanK you aIMee - "i can't forgive the way you made me feel"
i look in people's windows - "does it feel alright not to know me?"
the prophecy - "i'm so afraid i sealed my fate"
cassandra - "that's where i was when i lost it all"
peter - "i thought it was just goodbye for now"
the bolter - "oh, we must stop meeting like this"
robin - "you'll learn to bounce back"
the manuscript - "i'm not a donor, but i'd give you my heart if you needed it"
p.s.
you can find in my directory, the list roster of different men i'll write poems for. please refer to that only, if you would. here is the link <3 oh, and send your requests here. you may also request from my au list, which is found here. that's all for now. see you when it's time to write about heartbreaking princes and screaming from tall towers.
⎯ j
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I know that people are going to have mixed feelings about this premise of "Queen of Tears" but I am having a fucking ball.
Does he deserve a better life and less stress? Of course.
Does she need open the fuck up and stand up for him to her family in front of him? Hell yes.
Is his behavioral and joy at her diagnosis throw people off? Well duh.
Will they fall back and love in this thorny predicament? TBH, I want it to happen!
I know it's great when everyone is all fantastic and roses, but seeing two morally grey characters dealing with this moment. Oh I am eating it up!
We are only two episodes in, I am so excited to see where it goes next.
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Please no one be creepy to Ewan on Saturday Please no one be creepy to Ewan on Saturday Please no one be creepy to Ewan on Saturday Please no one be creepy to Ewan on Saturday
Edit: seen that Brazilian fans have been getting hate which makes me very unhappy. Please know that this post was a generalisation based on past behaviour from a minority of HOTD fans, and in no way directed at Brazilian fans!
As in the original tags, I want EM have nice time, and fans too!
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