#cubfan135

[dredgesnails]

stardew valley au where joel and skizz are new residents to pelican town (hermit town?). joel just inherited a large farm from his late grandfather and skizz is moving in with his old friend after reconnecting with him and wanting a fresh start. and the townspeople are like, kinda weird.

bdubs is fine enough - he’s a sweet man with a fun personality and he’s the local builder, but it’s almost frightening how fast he constructs new buildings when joel needs them. pearl, their resident postmaster, is also pretty normal other than the fact that skizz never seems to be awake early enough to catch her delivering mail. scar is lovely but he’s never available when joel wants another chicken. the mayor, xisuma, is pleasant too, if a little eccentric at times, but he doesn’t really seem to do much in town.

for the most part, skizz is settling in well. he’s moved in with impulse, who runs the local blacksmith in town, and he gets along well with most of the local townspeople. he’s started spending his evenings at the local saloon listening to ren regale the patrons with fantastical tales while he and stress serve up food and drinks, and he finds himself growing close with cleo, the local sculptor. he even gets a new wardrobe from hypno free of charge, and sometimes helps cub out with his totally scientific studies and creations.

skizz also joins forces with beef (who helps to supply the local general store that xb and keralis run) in terrorising the local manager of the corporate chain grocery store that no one likes. doc is a terrible manager but would make a fun supervillain (according to joe hills, the bookseller who appears once in a blue moon but seems to know doc more than anyone in town).

joel, on the other hand, seems to only be interacting with the strangest residents in town. he discovers the adventurer’s guild after only a couple weeks, and is only somewhat irritated by iskall’s refusal to pronounce his name correctly. false promises to give him prizes if he can kill enough monsters, which is not something joel had expected to be doing when he pictured farm life, but here he is. he stumbles upon a travelling cart one day, and the man inside insists he’s a knight from a faraway land, that he risked his life to make it all the way here to sell his wares. it’s all stuff joel can get cheaper elsewhere.

he’s pretty sure the local doctor has no real medical training, but then he passes out while fighting monsters and he wakes up completely fine, so zedaph probably knows what he’s doing. maybe. when joel isn’t passing out he sometimes makes trips to the library-slash-museum, which is probably almost completely empty because mumbo, who begs joel for anything to display, looks like he’s never fought a duggie in his life. eventually mumbo gives joel a key to the sewers, which are way cooler than they have any right to be, and that’s where he finds jevin’s secret sewer shop. jevin lives in town. he just also has a shop hidden underground. joel has stopped asking questions by now.

and then there are the three who live by the beach. etho spends most of his time tinkering around the fishing hut or hovering around bdubs, but sometimes he drives the bus to the desert. only sometimes. there might be something under his mask. no one knows for sure. gem runs the fish shop most days and she claims she’s a sailor, but joel has never seen a single working boat around despite all the ocean. she can also hold her breath underwater for an uncannily long amount of time, like, scarily so, and will sometimes disappear for a few days and return with an abundance of treasures. joel has never seen her leave by boat. grian fishes a lot and runs the shop when gem can’t, and he sometimes talks as though the sea can speak to him. skizz has caught him staring into space for extended periods of time. one time he waded into the water and just stood there, head down, muttering to himself.

apparently there used to be a lighthouse but “it’s gone now”. gem says if they ask bdubs nicely enough maybe they can build another one, but she and grian are banned from build requests after the last incident with their pet snails (joel has never seen the snails, but scar complains about them enough to convince him they’re real).

there also might be some kind of wizard who lives in the creepy tower in the woods. skizz has heard he’s the one who helps maintain the power in the valley, and joel’s convinced he hallucinated seeing him once until he recieves a letter from the wizard himself, and visits him only to find that the strange fire-creature he saw that one time was, in fact, tango, who is human for the most part, he just sets himself on fire sometimes.

#some of these ones probably suit them more than others sorry if u think ‘he woukd not fucking say that’ #unfortunately i do know some of them way less than the others #so i’m going off general vibes i get from them + what i think would be fun #it is SO HARD!!! to fit 27 people into stardew roles. especially when i didnt include the desert or ginger island #the desert and ginger island are actually populated by friends of the hermits but thats for another post #if anyone wants elaboration on why i chose certain things for people i would be happy to #hermitcraft #geminitay #grian #smallishbeans #pearlescentmoon #zombiecleo #rendog #gtwscar #impulsesv #skizzleman #tangotek #falsesymmetry #iskall85 #mumbo jumbo #ethoslab #bdouble0 #hypnotizd #welsknight #xbcrafted #keralis #cubfan135 #stressmonster101 #vintagebeef #joe hills

[cubfan135-facts]

cubfan135 fact #186:

cub dont caare

#cubfan135 #grian #hermitcraft

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

For every fifty players there are on a server one medical proffesional is required. In case of server lockdown, hub lockdown or anything like that.

Doc and Zedaph combined are about half a medical proffesional so they would say that its covered.

For a server of 27 players, you would logically require 0.54 of a medical professional. Zed and Doc combined are 0.5, and Cub is enough to make up that last 0.04. He knows a thing or two about medicine! Granted, it's mostly how to make people feel worse, but that still counts, right?

-Mod Mleem

#hermitcraft #docm77 #zedaph #cubfan135 #mod mleem

[12davs21]

I was possessed

#goodtimeswithscar fanart #goodtimeswithscar #cubfan135 #cubfan135 fanart

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Cub: Hey, can I ask your advice on something?

BadTimes: Are you sure, dude? Isn't there someone else better you could ask? Like, literally anyone else?

#hermitcraft #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #incorrect quotes #badtimeswithscar #cubfan135

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

#mcyt crackships bracket #polls #crackships polls #stacyplays #pearlescentmoon #cubfan135 #goodtimewithscar #grian #mumbo jumbo #jesus christ #hermitcraft #life series

[t0th3w1r3d]

defeating the ender dragon with fireworks

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #cubfan135 #cubfan fanart #hypnotizd #hypnotizd fanart #joe hills #joe hills fanart #ijevin #ijevin fanart

[amethystfairy1]

so for the ask game Idk if anyone has asked this yet but

Cub

Idk he's just one of my favorite characters in ttsbc

Sure!

From a TTSBC WIP -

Cub had known a lot of bad things to happen in the dark.

...whoops 😭

#fanfic #ao3 fanfic #hermitcraft #through the sky blue cracks #cubfan135

[leylila]

i'm trying i promise (non-minecrafter here)

#hermitcraft #ethoslab #cubfan135 #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitblr #tangotek

[vexcraft]

"i hope i'm not interrupting anything" as he walks in on scar shooting cub with fireworks i'm crying

#and proceeds to shoot some more fireworks at them #i love you joevex #joe hills #cubfan135 #goodtimeswithscar

[rendiggitydog]

Cub… 👀

#plus lineart ver coz I kinda prefer it #but I mean it’s not really his firework skin if there’s no color lol #hermitcraft #rae art #cubfan135 #thinkin abt writing a fic abt him too #I’m a sucker for a normally put-together man who’s a mess

[cubfan-montblanc]

TO SNAP THE SINEW, I WANT TO GET WITHIN YOU

#this guy’s meat! #my butchers vanity obsession is leading me to niche art pieces that no one else would be interested in #cubfan135 #hermitloid #hermitcraft #fanart #my art #art tag #hermitblr

[cubfan135-facts]

cubfan135 fact #185

cubfan may or may not want to run into these guys in a dark alley?

#cubfan135 #why would he say this

[avioxi]

the silliest of sillies

#theyre so fucking dumb i hate them /aff #avioxi draws #gtws #gtws fanart #ddvau fanart #ddvau hotguy #ddvau cuteguy #ddvau cub #ddvau meme #ddvau #hermitcraft fanart #grian fanart #grian #cubfan135 #cubfan fanart

[dragonflavoredcake]

Wels: I've repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for being too sweet or salty but our cuisine is pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having tried British food, I think the term you're looking for is "having any flavor at all."

Cub: Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn't like any of them

Cleo: You're half-joking but that is legitimately what happened

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #wels #welsknight #cubfan #cubfan135 #zombiecleo #birchfellas #hermitcraft #hermitblr #cw food

[kafiguas]

Posting this with no context

#convex #gtws fanart #cubfan135 #cubfan fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #gtwscar #shibuya incident