#salem tag

[salemoleander]

I am BARELY resisting going full red-strings-corkboard on this season. And by barely resisting I mean not resisting at all here is an extremely long list of the events those pins would be marking out.

BigB getting a Task that was a different color than everyone else's. It's not just a randomly assigned Hard Task, bc Scar rerolled for a Hard Task and his was also just a white envelope. It's fundamentally different.

That task taking BigB away from socialization, and seemingly being an incredibly time-consuming and dull request. Of profound disinterest to any watchers.

The phrasing of his Task!!

Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.

Everyone else's are direct and formal - the only one with more than one sentence was Skizz's, with the rule clarification of "One attempt only." Bigb's Task is four short abrupt sentences. It is also the only Task to contain extraneous information, 'Make it your base if you want.' The requirements (at least 3x3) feel like an afterthought to mimic the numerical/specific demands of the other tasks.

Evo symbol on the face of the Secret Keeper statue.

The fact that there's a statue at all; the fact that there is a physical representation of what is assigning tasks that everyone must complete, when previously everything was always handled via commands and unseen RNG.

Grian talking to the statue, and (bc of his Actual Role as game organizer) acting as a mediator for the impartial decisions handed down, speaking for it.

Grian making one last bad joke and saying he doesn't know if it counted or not- depends on whether we the audience laughed.

Grian asking for task recommendations from the audience. The watchers are making the tasks. The Watchers are making the tasks.

Again I could be off-base, and I'm not usually even that smitten with bringing in Evo lore. I don't want a Big Bad really...but. It feels like something very unusual and intentional and cool is happening in this series. And I'd guess we'll know if theres something going on once we have more than one data point.

My largely unfounded suspicion is that there is another being (maybe Listeners, maybe something else) trying to reach out to the Players via decoy Tasks, and BigB was the first recipient. Get them alone, make them of disinterest to the watchers, and tell them something we don't get to know.

Because that's the really, really fucking cool part (if my wacky theory is remotely right): We're the bad guys. We're the ones giving out tasks - hell, we're the ones actively brainstorming harder and crueller tasks in Grian's comments!

If they actually made a story where the Players have to keep secrets from us I will be delighted. Bc that is the same genius bullshit that made Evo Watcher lore so fun

#secret life #slsmp #life series #grian #secret life smp #bigb #i think im starting to get the shape of the conceit #this could all be nonsense of course. i may be completely off base and nothing will happen and it's just a normal life series #but it feels like there's something Larger happening here #anyways. will keep thinking and mulling this over and collecting scraps of evidence #secret life spoilers #slsmp spoilers #spoilers #salem meta #salem tag #im so enriched. i love being wrong about stories

[518td]

salem babe 🖤

#photography #captured #image #salem tag #salemmassachusetts #salem baby #salem #calico cat #calico #tortiousshell #black asthetic

[lycantrin]

💻🔪Think I'm Gonna Livestream My Lobotomy🔪💻

#lycantrin #art #team fortress 2 #tf2 #digital art #tf2 oc #tf2 scout #tf2 scout oc #scout #scout tf2 #eyestrain #bright colors #webcore #SALEM TAG #reblogs are appreciated #salem's pronouns are he/they btw!

[nydescynt]

There's really so few words as punishing as "segue" when it comes to figuring out pronounciation/spoken vs written form

Like, façade was a huge confusion for me as a kid, but at least that ç warns you something weird is afoot

Colonel was tougher, but it comes up irregularly. Also if you watch a movie with a Colonel in it (my introduction being Colonel Mustard from Clue) the credits are immediately clarifying

Segue. There's no hints here. I knew the words plague and plaque and vague and fatigue and tongue by the time I encountered segue, and none of them said the "ue" part at all. Even words that did, like true or glue, are not in the same universe as "ue" being said "way"

This was not helped by the Segway coming out; I just assumed they'd borrowed an existing word, like Apple. I'm fairly sure I was in Middle School at least before making the connection to segue

#salem tag

[spiderversegf]

im not sure how the librarian discussion started but im loving it! im currently volunteering as a teen library assistant this summer, but my only job is helping sign up kids for summer reading programs and giving feedback to the librarians. im not sure what i want to do with my life but i am considering library sciences as a course of study, so this is really cool thank you <3

omg YAYYY !!! a lot of my work has been w kids & teens so i’m so glad to hear that you’re working w them too!! i love the summer reading program craziness, it’s so stressful but the kids get so excited ! at my last job we would write (or have the kids write) their name on a little star that they got to hang up on the ceiling, and every time they met their reading goal they got to add a sticker to their star! it was sm fun and the kids LOVED it!!

#salem tag #💌

[gale-in-space]

This is me not being a porn bot and sending you a nice ask. Thoughts on this image.

There’s literally nudity in this picture

#salem tag #looks like a model tho

[pandapupremade]

I forgive you and accept your sonic mental illness /lh now turn Sans into a sonic character the people are cheering you on three two one GO

sans is always wearing a jacket right. well i gotta ask ya have we ever seen the hood

#kermitart #other f/os #sonic talk #...sort of #salem tag

[coconut-cluster]

LEXI OMG ARE YOU BACK?????

HELLO SALEM I AM KIND OF!! I have unfinished business with the uni au… and I intend to finish it

#honestly I might make it a thing in these next few months to revisit unfinished stuff and give them their original intended endings #so lmk if there’s a story yall want closure for lmao #ask #lexi talks #salem tag

[twinprime]

thank you for the $15,000 <3

ur welcome MWAH u deserve it :) <33

#throwing money at my mutuals like it’s the oprah show #.asks #salem tag

[goodyproctorsworld]

Everyday something different happens, let go of the bad

#1600s #salem witch trials #salem tag

[salemoleander]

I think they should just keep adding silhouettes onto the Hermitcraft banner when we aren't looking

#picturing a chart of 'how much do we think this is bullshit' #i think it slowly increases. sharply increases around 5 or so. and then does dip a bit around 10-12 #i wanna see us straight-facedly guessing who the 15 new hermits are #salem tag

[518td]

😚😚😚

#photography #captured #image #babe #inked girls #tattoos #adventure #tattoed girls #inked babes #travel #inkedlife #inked and curvy #inked hottie #halloween #salem tag #salemmassachusetts #salem baby #salem mass #salem witch trials #salem #town of salem

[lycantrin]

Pain Is Never Permanent, But Tonight It's Killing Me

Did a bit of a lore piece with my OC, Salem. I'm love him so much aaa-

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 oc #tf2 scout #tf2 scout oc #neck deep lyrics #team fortress two #team fortress 2 oc #digitalart #SALEM TAG

[nydescynt]

Intro - Updated 2.9.22

Hey y'all, I'm Salem! My pronouns are they/them, or it/its. I figured given the recent influx of followers, it was a good time to update my summary post for my blogs.

I'm bi + nonbinary! My partner is @turing-tested and my roommate is @endcant. I have 2 cats (Baldur and Jasper) that I would kill + die for. Thankfully, they mostly just require kibble.

I am a Jewish convert-in-process. I've been attending shul + observing since 2018. I have an English degree and 7ish years of experience in graphic design, which I use to make cool shit.

Blogs

@nydescynt - Mainblog! The Original! No theme, just reblogging what I like.

@salemoleander - Hermitcraft/Life Series blog. I reblog a lot, as well as creating memes, web weaves, fics, and joke compilation videos.

@gentlestpanda - 'gentlecore' aesthetic, aka pastels, plants, animals; a longform web weave.

@ravenandram - The Adventure Zone is why I learned graphic design! I wanted a playlist cover, and made a series of minimalist squares that blew up.

@netloom - Any web weaves or posts about digital collage content I create are reblogged here!

#introduction #intro post #obvs ive been here since like. 2014 but thats still what this is #salem tag #my stuff #ive spent. 3 hours on this. #it is surprisingly difficult to succinctly describe what all ive done #thankfully I can steal portions of this for my sideblog pinned link post

[spiderversegf]

small joys saturday last night i went to an outdoor showing of mamma mia with my friends and my one friend made a cake for another friends birthday (last night) and my birthday (next tuesday) and even though we couldn’t hear anything we sang along when we could and laid back and looked at the sky and laughed a lot

omg HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!!! that sounds like sm fun im so glad you had a blast!

#small joys saturday #salem tag

[gale-in-space]

🌠

(Also I know things have been really hard lately, keep your head up, we’re rooting for you 💛)

;-; Thank you so much Salem <33

Sunshiny yellow!! I don't normally like the color yellow but it's a very pleasant shade that you've chosen. Makes me think of little dandelions <3

HORSES

Really cool furry art!! I still follow your furry blog even if furries aren't really my thing but I LOVE the art that you reblog and make, it is super cool and unique!! :3

Thanks for sending this in, and I hope you have a lovely evening!!!

#asks #salem tag #OH AND. WITCHY VIBES #BECAUSE WITCHY SERVER #YEAH