#hot? also yes.

[xoxoemynn]

I recognize this shouldn't be my takeaway, but the way Kraken!Ed shouts NEXT! is fucking hot.

#devastating and troubling and concerning? yes #hot? also yes. #I am a simple woman #ofmd #Edward Teach #emynn.op

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

the bad kids + text posts: kristen applebees edition

#murph just visible in one of them is my personal contribution to hot murph week #also yes ill be making one for each of them in the run up to junior year i cant contain all of this excitement #dimension 20 #d20 #originals #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 spoilers #fantasy high #dimension 20 fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #kristen applebees #ally beardsley #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #judith watches fantasy high #judith watches fhjy

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Have some merch

recently received new stock photos for the Terrible Pink T-Shirts i sell on etsy, and i find them so funny for some reason...

look at the smiling attractive people wearing their (also smiling!) attractive fashion wear!

#smiling. leering. same difference #i'm not saying that this is seasonally appropriate attire bc i would never imply this is appropriate attire #but a nonzero number of people have worn them trick-or-treating so... #i don't know why i find these stock photos so funny but i do #look at the hot normie couple casually posing showing off their fun normal t-shirts to consumers #yes this shirt is soooooo wearable to so many occasions #and a great conversation starter! #also it's super soft fabric. which means this shirt is both comfy (for you) AND uncomfy! (for everyone in eyesight) #(your eyesight? the shirt's eyesight? i will leave it to you to decide!) #p.s. there are pins/badges

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag #writeblr #it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal #fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho) #healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy #im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage.... #1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind #and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes #2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception'' #3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.'' #idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh #im sure there are people who have this experience normally #but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists #when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band'' #edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful #once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large #but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry. #but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes #but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally. #i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes #people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism #but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet . #i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY #and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound. #but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in #i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too. #here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change #was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort) #choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL

[just-null-cult]

i love the more well known characters and all but im pushin them all aside to focus on those in the back. i love background characters so fucking much. ino..... ino come back..

#ino takuma #takuma ino #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen fanart #ino x reader #ino takuma x reader #<- ? #assume everyone i draw is in love w you #ino.. ino save me.. save me ino........ #btw what i meant by 'different kind of thief' is that he gives off that vibe that you wanna spoil him so he takes your money #hes so cute what the fuck.. #also yes hes being carried bc when yuji caught him my first thouhgt was 'that shouldve been me' #oh and the bandages are bc he got his face beat by hot dude guy #ino without his beanie is a god sent.. what is this

[biruesque]

out of place, out of touch, out of time

#revolutionary girl utena #rgu #souji mikage #mamiya chida #biruesque art #sudden recollection either feels like icy cold water or burning hot iron #either way it hurts you all at once #and there's very little you can do against the condensed hurt you've kept behind a dam for years #i cant imagine also becoming incorporeal and fading out of existence at the same time that kind of thing is happening to you #yes i torment mikage but that doesnt mean i cant feel bad for him lmao

[markscherz]

You are everything I aspire to be

If parenting has taught me anything, it is the importance of getting down on your hands and knees and teaching not just facts, but love and enthusiasm for the natural world.

This is my son Q and me. I have dozens of photos like this by now, even though he is just two years old.

Every chance I get, I will kneel down with him and show him the little creatures all around us. Especially when they are frogs. He loves frogs for some reason. No idea why.

It is important that we all see this together. It is beautiful. It is magnificent. We are here. It is improbable to the highest degree. It is fleeting, but it is everything we get. And we can get so, so much of it. If we just get our faces into it and really absorb it.

So that's what l'm trying to do here, I guess. Get all of you to join me in the reeds. And I am so happy to have so many of you along for the journey.

#tumblr #lifestyle #advice #life #nature #animals #answers by mark #anon #anonymous #yes the tumblr scientist named his child Q what of it #also you should not aspire to be me #or like me #at all #I am a hot mess #totally chaotic and extremely stressed #months behind on my emails #and badly overcommitted #but of course when all you see are cute frogs I understand why you would feel that way anon #just letting you know that I am struggling just as much as the next person #though of course as a very privileged person it is substantially different than most #my troubles are largely of my own making #anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk

[sketchy-tour]

HEY REMEMBER THAT GRADE A CRINGE I WAS TELLING YALL ABOUT???

Anyway hello hi hello! This is Ivy Darling, yes yes he's the apple of Dandy and Wally's silly eyes. A pal of mine made a sort of AU where they made a stork puppet so we could design little fan babies so here we are!!!

TECHNICALLY Ivy isn't super canon to Dandy's story? But Ivy is so very comforting for me to draw if I'm very honest. Just...happy family moments ya know?? Idk idk. He's here and he's just a little guy.

Anywho, the Special Delivery AU that this is based off of belongs to @parrotparfait

OH I ALMOST FORGOT the second child in the sketches, the one holding Ivy's hand, is his half sister Bloom who's Dandy and Gloom's fan child designed by @theknifeclown jknfdjn Gosh the baby au lore is silly.

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #wally darling #welcome home arg #welcome home oc #welcome home wally #wally darling fanart #welcome home original character #dandy leon #ivy darling #special delivery au #Ivy has been sitting on my backburner for a hot hot minute #I kinda impulse finished him just so you guys could finally meet him #this is very cringe yes yes I know #Its also been a moment and a half since my last colored piece! #and it ended up being this!!! lmaaaoooo #augh its 5am and I HAVE WORK BUT I REALLY WANTED TO GET THIS DOOOONE #*flopping on the floor #hope my internet lets this get posted-

[comatomato]

*Plays the dutch anthem* 🇳🇱

Inspired by this video of the redbull shoot and the crappy screenshots that i took from it:

Anyway, I’m obsessed and will likely do a prince of monaco version for Charles in the near future.

#Did i do this just cuz i thought he would look hot in uniform? yes. #Do i have ten thousand other things i should totally be doing #also yes #but it’s like this #also can i say it’s an eternal battle trying to steer any painting of max away from sid the sloth territory #the line between handsome pookie and sid the sloth is concerningly thin #art #drawing #illustration #procreate #f1 #f1 art #formula 1 #max verstappen #lestappen #mv33 #mv1

[potato-lord-but-not]

guys help I can’t stop drawing him

#red marker x blender marker my beloved omg they’re so hot together #ALSO want to redraw the first pic on a shirt it’ll look so slay if I go through with it #yes I know how to draw pianos no I do not take criticism #artists on tumblr #traditional art #will wood #will wood fanart #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #in case i make it #the normal album #everything is a lot #self ish

[jayspilledink]

this guy gets it

#i swear to god im gonna post this and then ill wake up and my phone will have exploded #also yes rodimus gets more tags than everyone else my bbgrl comes first yall can cry about it #transformers #mtmte #rodimus #maccadam #rodimus prime #mtmte rodimus #hot rod #drift #ratchet

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

Me: hey brain, can we think normal things tonight?

Brain: PALEONTOLOGIST!DEAN FINDS AN ANGEL THAT GOT BURIED DURING THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS.

Me: *quietly* ...what the fuck

Brain: Dean is working on an excavation in a cave system when he uncovers this. fcking HUMAN BEING WITH *WINGS* AND *TOO MANY EYES*. PRESERVED IN ROCK IN THE SAME STRATA AS THE DINOSAURS. And ofc Dean is really freaked out and scared of this thing, but then he notices that the figure is curled forward over something, and as he looks closer he sees the skeletons of a nest of baby raptors that the "human" figure was holding tight to its chest, like it was trying to shield them from something. And he realizes that this... Thing... died protecting them.

Except the "human" figure isnt a skeleton, its preserved fully in the rock. Or perhaps...

#also submitted for consideration: archeologist!Dean ends up in one of those “they found something they shouldnt have oOoOoOoO” scenarios #and unleashes a fallen angel #but instead of anything horrific and civilization-ending they're gay and in love and having gay sex now #...what. #destiel #deancas #supernatural #spn #??????? #sorry someone let grade-school-me out of the subconscious for a sec. i was a Dino Kid #yes ik the extinction wasnt one big event but YOU GET THE VIBES #also funny concept: Cas actually succeeded at protecting the baby dinos and they were preserved along with him #Dean now has a VERY confused and sad biblically-accurate (hot) angel who doesnt know what humans are #AND a clutch of baby velociraptors

[candyje11yfish]

my uty shrine that is mainly starlo (i am going absolutely insane)

#undertale yellow #starlo #i have been at this for Hours. #i watched 3 movies while working on it lol #and my printer literally ran out of ink #tysm to bestie for drawing 2 of the stars for my bday :3 #this is my desk in my room. so i get to see it every day. #its magnetic so its stuck with magnets and blu tack #and yeah i did stick on marbles. #and also yes those are crocheted stars. #im more of a corn yaoi er but i like staroba too ig #SHE WAS WALKIN AROUND WITH A LOADED SHOTGUN READY TO FIRE ME A HOT ONE #IT WENT BANG BANG BANG STRAIGHT THROUGH MY HEART #uty #starlo uty #uty north star #uty starlo #?? #btw funny story abt that star on a toothpick in the bottom left corner #his face is half burned off bc he was on my birthday cake. next to the candle. yeah.

[xclowniex]

I'm so fucking tired of people reading into everything that's Jewish or Israeli with bad faith.

I'm also tired of people who have large platforms spreading misinformation

#yes this is about hasan and his twitch stream listening to the “genocidal hip hop song” #like he watched a video with a translation that was incorrect #if you know hebrew or found the video which has the “correct translation” you would know that its not a genocidal song #i put correct in quotations as not every word in any language can have its true meaning be translated into english #also the meaning of the song boiled down is “you fucked around now its time to find out” #also it is a bop #and stilla is hot #new celebrity crush unlocked lol #jumblr #Israel

[kasterarts]

Moving Forward. (Spoilers for YTTD up through 3-1b)

#your turn to die #yttd #yttd fanart #sara chidouin #joe tazuna #happy birthday sara #post-death game au #set in the Kanna/Alice lives route because that's personally my favorite #there are so many little hcs in this #sara will forever have freckles in my art #alice dyed his hair to match reko #also he's trying to get back into music for her #whether that's healthy or unhealthy is yet to be determined #Keiji is not doing so hot #angst #your turn to die fanart #ryoko isn't being mean i promise she just doesn't know how to help #yes sara is wearing joe's jacket #joesara >>> #I'm like 20 minutes late but I hope you enjoy regardless #god this took so long #I ran out of time to shade it I'm sorry </33 #I hope you enjoy anyways!! #or don't #sorry for the angst on your birthday sara you deserve so much better

[leafwateraddict]

Found some old sketches I had for @llamagoddessofficials Coraline au along with some headcanons I had for Dart and Patch (also stuffing.. gore?)

Ft. A sexy Dart because I saw a fancy looking corset and put him in it and instantly regretted it (along with some ideas for his button eyes)

Also other Mc/Thread along with some sentences i thought of if I ever ended up writing that drabble (which I probably wont- rip)

#llamagoddessofficial #coraline au #You can see me slowly losing my mind as I make the guy who wants to probably eat my soul hot #like #ah yes #the consequences of my own actions #also practically fell in love with the concept of him using a curled needle as a weapon of sorts #like he uses it like a hook and it ensnares people #eheeheehe #now that I know a bit more about darts personality I’d prolly change the outift a bit #but i just saw a fancy corset and put him in it :3 #I will admit that I found some inspiration for dart in the distortionist from that one GHOST song #Idk why I went with stuffing gore but once it was there that idea was here to stay in my brain #I remember wanting to post these for awhile but I completely forgot about them lol #as ive said before #i am a sucker for coraline aus #undertale au #leafs art #cw gore #gore