#hot takes with hyper

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

Anyway I know at this point everyone is sick of hearing takes about it, but I still see Hua Cheng as fundamentally, viscerally needy in a way that I personally perceive as submissive in at least some sense. Doesn't matter that he's the top. Doesn't matter that he's rough in bed. (Like...none of that is new information?? We've had the extras for a while now??) The roughness is starvation, and Xie Lian is still in his temple coaxing a malnourished and hopeless child to eat. Hua Cheng is still that feral boy frantically consuming what his god offers him. I'm even half-inclined to think that MXTX herself is drawing that comparison in the new revised version, at least based on this translation.

When Hong Hong-er is in Xie Lian's shrine as a child, just after the "use me as your reason to live" speech:

The boy sat in a daze for a long while, but when Xie Lian's voice didn't return, he rubbed hard at his face and reached for the offering plate on the altar. He held it in his arms and started eating the shriveled fruit and refreshments. He chewed and chewed vigorously, looking like a pitiful, vicious, small animal. Xie Lian bent down to watch him, a smile spreading across his face. "You see?" he said to the other two. "It worked. He refused to eat before, but now he is."

When Tonglu opens:

...Hua Cheng viciously covered Xie Lian's lips again, like a small beast tearing at its prey. Xie Lian shed tears, not out of sorrow, but purely out of affection/from being kissed. [Two varying translations there]

(And is Xie Lian himself not comparable to a shriveled old piece of long-abandoned fruit, spiritually if not physically? 😅)

I don't know, something about how Hua Cheng is compared to some small hungry thing rather than like a big angry beast, and something about the way Xie Lian is just concerned and overwhelmed with affection...it's still hard for me to attach the word dominant mentally to Hua Cheng. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm totally aware that that interpretation probably has more proof to rest on at this point. I just can't quite emotionally click with it.

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hualian #hot takes with hyper

[martian-garden]

Not to be like overly sensitive but if your jokes about ADHD people are only ever "lmao can't get anything done" "5282892 hour rant when i tried to ask a simple question" "forgot what they were doing and were always late ugh haha" and never anything remotely framed as positive, then maybe you're just using the trend of people being more open about their diagnoses to make the same fucking weird people jokes everyone made about me in middle school. Just saying.

#adhd #hot take #nd #neurodivergent #IM AWARE IM ODDLY HYPER AND GET DISTRACTED EASILY. #BE COURTEOUS ABOUT IT. i can't help it

[cantofworms]

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#ok ik all the hot take asks are pre much done and the sparkly say smth nice asks are better but well I’ve been having thoughts all day at #work and want to get them out now so that’s what I’m doing lol #obvs for the past few months i think ppl are vv heavily leaning into the dnf /r and I firmly believe that they aren’t #like yes I enjoy being a multi shipper but I still primarily read dnf fics bc they’re cute dnf writers and artists MWAHH ilysm #but it’s been increasingly annoying how every move dnf make ppl hyper obsess over it and ignore everything else like blog what u want this #is tumblr dot com but I think ppl how only see dnf thro the lens of romantic do much more ‘harm’ than ppl who dont #like the argument about taking validation out of their very REAL amazing friendship just gets over shadowed by omg Dream posted a pic of #geogre they’re in LOVE and sucking and FUCKING every night. like #and then completely disregard when dnf do and say the exact same shit about all their other friends #like dream has explicitly said they aren’t dating (ignore that tho) amd that’s he’s kissed multiple ppl since coming out (ignore that too) #and their friends naturally say that they’re all single (ignore that too) idk man it’s ok they like to pander amd that dream is a toxic #dnfer but it’s all just For Funsies. another thing is ppl CONSTANTLYYYY putting geohres sexuality under a microscope oh he drinks lemonade #from Starbucks he’s soooo gay like dumb shit like that is so irritating #the fact that geogre has never once talked about his sexuality except that one instance where he got a DONO about it proves how much it #just doesn’t matter or apply to the type of content creator he is/wants to be #to be clear if he is or isn’t or dnf every explicitly announce their romantic relationship im gonna be sooooo happy and supportive like aw #dnfogies🫶🏻 but I think there’s a 99.9% chanve that’ll never happen so maybe we should all just care a Little Less and focus on out lgbt #creators if that’s smth u wanna watch/blog about idk maybe I’m just burnt out from the phandom but whyyyyy does is matter what their #sexualities are they play minecraft who cares who CARESSSS idk maybe just having older brothers around dtqk ages has made me realize that #guys will just act homiesexual no matter What #guys are just Like That and tbc I’m not saying that just bc gnf hasn’t made an official coming out doesn’t mean he’s not queer but for the #sake of his contwnt it doesn’t matter either way ? so why are ppl talking about it on the daily idk man it’s just annoying but Oh Well #at the end of the day they’re all famous white guys and nothing matters hurray !!

[verdantmeadows]

I have GOT to learn to go to bed by 8/9 pm before The Horrors hit (intense sadness, depression, and suicidalness)

#happens every night without fail #i had to finish putting away clean clothes i had on my bed tho before i could sleep and then i got hungry #so im eating now and literally just looked up happy bossa nova #and wow it's successfully distracting my thoughts????? and feelings? #like i was dancing to it while i waited for my hot dog to heat up. and felt much better #i ❤️ bossa nova #also u know the amount of ketchup you used is amazing when you cant breathe for a moment bc of the acidity #hitting ur throat #um well hm im actually starting to get a bit more hyper rather than all suicidal now #🙂 smile. #also when i write tags like this and posts that are just. diary/journal posts like this #it takes over the course of several minutes #book of kells

[glycer]

I’m sure I’m late to this fandom, but I wanted to point this out. On our left we have the one, the only Mogami Keiji, and joining on the right is renowned child-puncher Shimazaki Ryo. It may be difficult to see, but in Mogami’s second picture, he does have those lovely red pupils. The thing is, Mogami offed himself to get eyes like those, and Shimazaki was born with them.

Add in a close working relationship with your friendly neighborhood psychopath Suzuki Toichiro, a relationship which could be anywhere between 3-20 years old (and I’d guess it’s on the older end, because I assume Suzuki’s search started in Japan), and I think Shimazaki’s apparent life philosophy of ‘just roll with it’ is surprisingly well-adjusted.

I dunno, I see people hating him and I think that’s perfectly understandable. He goes all-out against kids, after all. It’s just that I also see Implications in what little history tidbits we get, which paint a picture of someone for whom sanity and stability were never allowed at the table.

So, it’s been bugging me.

#mob psycho 100 #shimazaki ryou #mogami keiji #tw sui #could be a bad take #i like shimazaki because he's hot and i won't pretend otherwise #coming in at that angle tends to make it harder to accept flaws for what they are #but it also brings a hyper-awareness of details like this

[mthevlamister]

au grant and lark 2 me

GAHH EJDHFISISUDHDVD YEAHA

#lemon posts :3 #hot take? I don’t like hyper pop that much #so I don’t listen to 100 gecs #like I know the music is good but it activates my flight or fight #some hyper pop I can handle but

[solittles]

thinks about dave k's bad take on hickey n his potential personality disorder. gets upset again .

#he literally says “idk enough abt pds to have a proper take” and then proceeds to have a horrific take #“sorry everyone who studies psychology” #apologising to psych students but not to the ppl with pds listening who u keep harming with your horrible take? great #not that we were ever considered human to begin with (which dave k proves as he keeps talking abt hickey) #anyway my hot and correct take is that hickey has bpd. #no he doesnt have npd or aspd. #everyone is always like evil = npd/aspd #or worse. calls them emotionless & low empathy and psychopaths #psychopathy isnt a diagnosis. having low empathy/few emotions =/= evil or inhuman #also like. dave talks about how hickey would use his hyper vigilance to be a better manipulator #i love how everyone seems to forget that the symptoms ppl with pds have isn't something we choose or can use. it's just the way we are #because of severe childhood trauma..... #but nooo lets not talk about pds being trauma disorders because then u would have to consider us human beings who have hurt #and keeps hurting #he also says that hes not sure hickey can feel real emotions. adjacent to saying he may have a pd. #as if not a lot of suffering from having pds comes from how we can't handle how intense our emotions are in relation to society #so we end up repressing every emotion to survive the day. because if we allow ourselves to feel #we'll end up hurt again #anyway #bpd hickey truther 4ever #elliot screams

[clockworkcheetah]

watched the super mario bros movie honestly it wasnt like the most amazing shit ever but its fun and cute and i enjoyed it

#hot take time but atj as peach was a far worse casting choice than pratt as mario #i like peach and she was fun in the movie but the voice doesnt work with her #i know we hate hyper femininity and cutesy girliness but that is what peach is #she needs that high pitched girly voice #mario was just fine didnt take me out of the film tbh #also i like that this movie fucking demolished that stupid headcanon that mario doesnt care for luigi #hate that fucking headcanon so fucking much #spoilers in tags

[hyperfixations-and-hecticness]

Hey for your 100 followers can you do a Haikyuu red string au for Kuroo with a female or gn reader?

Red String Soulmate AU - Kuroo

He remembers when he was a kid and he was terrified of the red string attached to his pinky finger. He was a lot more socially awkward back then. And then he got older and started to think about what his soulmate would be like. Shallow things, at first. Like what you look like and whether you prefer strawberry candy or licorice. And he got into volleyball and started to wonder if you liked the sport too. If you’d watch him play, your eyes locked on him. He wondered if you’d laugh at his jokes and if you’d think his hair looked like a rooster. He wondered if you fiddled with your string when you were bored, too. He wondered if he’d look at you and just know.

“Hey, Ken, you ever think about your soulmate?” Kenma just shrugged, only half paying attention.

“Why should I? I’ll think about them when I meet them.” He reasoned, returning to his game. It seemed impossible to Kuroo. How could you not wonder? And sure, not everyone believed that your red string would lead you to true love and a happy ever after but still. If there was a chance, shouldn’t you grab at it? A couple of the guys had already met their soulmates, felt their strings pulled taut. They were annoyingly and disgustingly in love. Not that he was jealous.

He absentmindedly tugged on the string. It’d become a source of comfort in a weird way. A kind of ‘there is someone out there who the universe itself says has to love you’ which was as strong a comfort as any. It wasn’t like he was impatient to meet you because he was lonely, far from it. He had his team and he had something to work towards. And, he’d promised to help his coach be able to fulfill his dream of Nekoma competing against Karasuno at Nationals. He liked a challenge, and true love? That seemed like it’d be a pretty fun one. As stupid as it sounded, he wanted a partner. He wanted someone he could rely on, like people relied on him. He wanted to find the person that was meant to balance him out, whatever form that took. So he’d tug on his string, just wondering if there was somebody out there feeling that slight increase in tautness. Then it came time for the Nekoma, Fukurodani and Karasuno training camp. His string was more resistant to his fiddling than usual, like it was trying to pull itself towards his soulmate, pull him towards his soulmate. It felt like he was holding the leash of an annoyingly persistent small dog.

And then he was being introduced to everyone and he felt it again. That annoying insistent tug, like a demand for attention. He pulled his finger backwards. And sure, he was observant, but he still didn’t hear a small stumble at the back of the Fukurodani group. It was a moment he’d look back on and cringe at. So much for just knowing. He managed to somehow not notice for most of the training camp, remaining oblivious to the fact you were RIGHT THERE, as much as the string wrapped around his little finger tried to get him to realize. But then, it happened. He was hanging out with the guys in Gym 3 and you’d been assigned ‘Bokuto duty’ by Akaashi. Basically, you were meant to make sure Bokuto didn’t end up causing any intense structural damage while Akaashi was distracted actually playing volleyball. Kuroo felt the tug at his finger, more insistent than ever, as he stood on the court.

“You good, man?” Asked Bokuto, pausing the game for a moment.

“It’s my string,” he replied, “it’s really pulling at me.” Hinata gasped, eyes wide.

“That means your soulmate’s nearby.”

“No, short-stack, it means his soulmate’s traveling really quickly. They’re probably just on a plane somewhere.” Groaned Tsukishima. Nobody really understood the mechanics of soulmate strings. All they knew was when you and your soulmate were in close enough proximity, the link that bound the two of you became entirely visible. It was at that moment that the doors swung open.

“Bokuto I really hope you haven’t broken anything yet cause if you have the team is gonna yell at me and I do NOT have the energy for that today.” Came a voice. And, all of a sudden, he saw it. It was like seeing the world in high definition, seeing a person at the end of the string.

“Hi.” He said, breathless.

“Hi.” You replied. “L/N.”

“Kuroo. Kuroo Tetsurou.” He introduced him, reaching his hand out to shake yours. His end of the string brushed against yours and he smiled because finally, he was done waiting.

AN- I hope you liked this! I’m sorry if it was a bit short, Kuroo isn’t really the character I know most about so I find it hard to write for him. Thanks for requesting and a reminder to everyone that requests are open (I also have an event on) and comments are appreciated. 💖

#haikyuu x gender neutral reader #haikyuu x y/n #kuroo fluff #kuroo tetsurou #kuroo x y/n #hq x reader #haikyuu hot takes #hyper’s 100 followers fantasy #soulmate #kuroo x reader #haikyu x you #haikyuu!!

[fuckedprophet]

Yall just don’t know how big of a fuckin nerd Dallas is. Like I love him it’s just —-

#. ooc #like he’s smart #but he just keeps wanting to #absorb anything he can #so he’s like lemme just devoir these text books for light work #lemme just watch these lectures on YouTube #and document my own studies #lemme just be so filled to the brim with shit that #he literally has a mode he goes into #say YALL discussing sex or body anatomy he’s gonna #be so medical and specific about shit #like yeah it’s fun and whatever but you should def get that mole checked #or oh yeah let me feel and it’s yeah your l4 and l5 feel tense you may wanna #address that #like when I say #WHEN I SAY IF HE WAS MORE SOCIAL AND TALKED MORE #YOUD WANT HIM TO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP #you don’t need the book just take Dallas song he read it cover to cover #like he’s hot and sort of charming in a way #and there he is hyper fixating in his guitar #or books #or building something #cause did I mention he got a degree in engineering #and he’s just so much going on in his head while he’s just #standing there sipping his drink #silent #sorry I had to rant about it

[lesbiancerseilannister]

the endless endless takes on queerbaiting turning into like tonedeaf throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks are killing me. i wish that term never got popular. what the fuck do you mean a man wearing a dress or a skirt is only doing that to manipulate women? what the fuck are you talking about. think for two fucking seconds about how that really sounds. please.

#god every single time i think about this i get frustrated enough to almost cry #what i wouldn't give to have a true queer community that doesn't talk about this shit like this #the internet is a curse. it's a fucking prison and the community is so so so burdened by it #it could've been a way for us to connect and of course it is that as well but it's more just a place for us to hyper critique each other #and keep coming up with buzzwords and endless hot takes about shit that WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT #go to a queer elder and say 'straight men wearing dresses makes me uncomfortable' and see what they say bc my god. #i'm so tired this might not make any sense but i hope i'm not the only one who feels so fucking frustrated by this shit. #just transphobia disguised as being concerned about erasure or appropriation

[13eyond13]

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#i feel as though I should start a tag like deep thoughts with the bloz or some shit for my new kick of live journaling about my angst #but anyway hot tip for all the people pleasers out there #surround yourself with mostly supportive people who dont take advantage of others unfairly and who are thoughtful about other people #100% of the time it works every time to make your life so much more enjoyable and easier #and it isn't mean to expect at least the bare minimum of social competence and normal behaviour from others before you agree to socialize #and associate with them (which is sort of what i was guilted into believing growing up) #because guess what that's how you avoid harmful creeps! #your feelings and boundaries exist for a reason and it does suck that sometimes people are just really bad at social skills #but it's not your responsibility to be their therapist or the one exception who will be there for them or whatever else either if they're #truly making you feel weird or unsafe #you as a people pleaser are probably HYPER concerned with being pleasant and polite and accommodating and all these other things that #you worked very hard to become and you will burn yourself out and/or get hurt and/or resentful if you feel exhausted or used #or unappreciated for it and half the time you are actually doing it more for yourself than for others anyways #because it makes you feel valued and like a good person #this is also all related to having issues with codependency too btw which i do because my whole family does #def recommend reading up on both things if you relate it will improve your mental health very much #love you wishing you the best things in 2023 we all got this we are going to do great 😘🧡 muah #p

[h-worksrambles]

From what I’ve seen the Smoke Room fandom doesn’t seem to really use ship names. So screw it, I’m throwing one out there. I know some of y’all have been crushing on Kane since he first appeared and the implications that William is attracted to him have sent the shippers into overdrive. Therefore, I propose we dub the Will X Kane ship ‘MistakeShipping’ in honour of this iconic line.

#love how will's hyper detailed sketches are used to suggest his feelings for sam #and then he does the exact same for kane #oh will you hot mess of a man #william adler #kane smoke room #will x kane #mistakeshipping #i kinda hope this ship name takes off but i doubt it will #the smoke room vn #echo project

[mouse-fantoms]

😩🤌💅

WE LOVE A QUEEN WHO’S ABLE TO HAVE HER OWN INTERNETS AND IS ALLOW TO BE A TEEN WITH INTERESTS

We stan a queen with taste 😩🤌

#granted I already knew this about her but let just have an excuse to talk about it #like not to be dramatic but I don’t remember what my life was like before Jatp #before Jatp (for lack of better word) consumed my life; Miraculous did #before Jatp I just remember being consumed by Miraculous like that’s how *invovled* it is for me #Miraculous was my hyper fixation before Jatp and like remembering when I found out she liked it too… not to be dramatic but I lost my shit #granted we’re like the same age so makes sense but like idk it’s just like it’s just such an odd feeling like it makes you feel validated #like the thought of someone who’s involved in a new interest of mine being of fan of something I am idk it just IT WAS A COOL FEELING 😭 #like ‘if this very talented actress/singer likes this too then I shouldn’t feel bad for liking this too’ which granted I don’t but it was #just an interesting feeling to have #it feels like when there were those Disney channel crossover episodes that we all LOST OUR SHIT AT …it was like that for me but on steroids #I WANNA KNOW HER MIRACULOUS HOT TAKES #👏MADISON👏DROP👏THE👏MIRACULOUS👏HOT👏TAKES👏 #(not that there’s really many hot takes with miraculous bc we all know the characters better than the writers BUT ANYWAYS) #are you a Chloe redemption arc salty person or are you just like a ‘everything is written beautifully here’ person? #👏GIVE👏ME👏THE👏TAKES👏 #forget what’s your zodiac sign what’s your ship out of the love square that’s the deep shit I want to know #jatp #julie and the phantoms #jatp netflix #jatp cast #madison reyes #jatp julie #julie jatp #julie molina #miraculous ladybug #…imagine I get someone accidentally invested in Jatp with this post as they’re just scrolling through the tag or the other way around #…wild that would be but could be a possibility

[scottapez]

can i just say. enerjak is genuinely a cool idea. an ancestor of knuckles who grew mad over spite over people disregarding his technological prowess and decided to just blast himself full of chaos energy and become a god(?) is really cool. if his whole plan wasnt just. putting angel island back on the ground(? if thats even what theyre going for. idk what he wants rn)

#t.alk #enerjak could be suuuch a cool mirror of knuckles. dimitri was just as hot headed and stubborn as him id imagine. but contrary to knuckles #he let it take over him and decided to drive away everyone who cared about him. imagine if his transition to enerjak was more subtle? #like he was slowly injecting more and more chaos energy into his body #and we get to see chaos magic actually alters the psyche of people #especially when it literally. *bleeds* into the brain like it did to dimitri id imagine? #super sonic and hyper knuckles in the special are VERY eager to fight for like. no reason. #its suuuuch a cool idea its so close to being fucking awesome

[this-doesnt-endd]

Theres one local theatre in my town thats at the end of the line of the bus route and theyll do throwback movies and a lot of the times its 80s movies and with the new 4k version of risky business on the horizion i desperatly need them to show it

#i need them to show it so i can have the very specific movie experince i have when i go to that theatre #and i do not arrive late to the movies #i walk around the fanciest dollar tree in town and marvel i usually a random snack that ive never seen anywhere else other than here #then ill go across the street and since the streets up there are upkept and paved well its blistering hot and ill been reminded #that i do infact live in the desert but the airconditioning of the fanciest grocery store will save me i will go there and also marvel #and become enchanted by the fresh baked sourdough loafs one of which i will buy and hope the theatre is cool abt it so i dont have to carry #it wrapped in my movie theatre hoodie like a baby if theres time i will go have a slice of pizza at the local pizza place it has not changed #since the 80s and is more humid than miami in the summer but ill sit listen to synth and have my food as i watch the fountain then ill head #to the theatre get a print ticket cause i will NOT leave the theatre without my lil sou ineer and stand in the consesscions line trying to #remember if this is a pepsi or coke establishment but dont worry i got time cause the line takes 45min to get thru somehow even if im the #only one in it ill get mt drink and walk to my seat thinking this place is huge but i did used to be an old grocery store or a staples so ye #ill have a blissfull 2 hrs of movie time come out a changed man my new personality for the next few days is this movie like it always is #ill go nextdoor to the fancy icecream place and get a cone but i always get a plain flavor and ill eat it outside in the wire chairs n heat #this is reflecting time by the time im done its ususlly around 5 which means my mom wants me home asap n doesnt want me sitting in the heat #so ill go back get a stronf coffee n take n uber which will almost always take the long way which means i get looking out the window day #dreaming as i look at the sprawling desert one of my fave parts of the day i will return home w a beadache since my constitution cant handle #anything anymore and car rides make me feel ill but ifs fine cause ill get home n my bed is perfectly msde by my mother whom i love and the #and who sometimes makes my bed for me cause she also know im getting home w a headache and the house will be that perfect temp of freezing #and ill lay in bed w an icepack n my coffee and itll feel the way sundays b4 school used to feel in a good way #and ill still be listenong to the score and reflecting and feelimg greatfull thay i can have my lil movie days n treats and feel so carefree #for a while and feel hopefull n inspired and then ill a nap and wake up feeling refreshed and then ill text my dad n give him my opinons #and rating on tbe movie and then e #he'll call and we'll talk abt 80s movies and ill still have that sunday feeling and ill feel so co ntent #its such an incredibly incredibly hyper specific experince but i deeply cherish it and ill have it abt 3 times a year n i look foward to it #anyways i need to go to bed now but hoping that experince will come again soonish and when it does i hope they show risky business #or ferris bueller