#his insistence

[suiheisen]

liberté, egalité, fraternité et yaoi

#love shuttle……. it’s the millennium of omegaverse #a win for fujoshi everywhere #had to look her up and that’s noemie the founder of nao studio publishing #also calling it bl is putting it so delicately #this is full on squelchy invisidick yaoi #anyway if you’re looking for shamelessly id-fulfilling manhwa this is it #it’s love shuttle by aeju #man who has never gone into heat his entire life and insists he is FINE with it #suddenly spontaneously keeps slipping into heat every time a certain alpha is around #and then they fuck nasty in almost every chapter #love shuttle #omegaverse #manga #manhwa #twitter #yaoi #art

[ikiprian]

Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

#Danny can’t help being creepy it’s just the way he’s built!! #I like to think Lancer did these things for Danny when he was in HS #and now Danny's emulating Lancer :) #Passing it on! #Tim is paranoid but also like he is SO CLOSE to graduating so like. Does he even want to report this shit to Batman. What if the next chem #teacher's a jerk and Tim fails the class and he never gets his stupid diploma. Bruce already is insisting he finish out HS and maybe get #an ABA before he's allowed back into the company #and Jesus Christ does Tim hate school. He'll worry about Mr. Fenton's burgeoning army of Science Honor Society Rogues on his own time #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompt #tim drake #danny fenton #in case I write more of this let’s tag it uhhhhh #misunderstood mentor au #kipwrite

[ryllen]

thank you for working hard x

#he deserves a big cold milkshake #twst #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #twst yuu #twst mc #twst baby #fanart #yes he had to use his unique magic it was an emergency he insisted #his daughter was crying #anything that involves his child crying is an emergency

[robintherobiner]

Love the idea of Gotham knowing there's different Robins and giving them titles (Flippy Robin, Happy Robin, WTF DID HE GET REBORN OR SOMETHING WAIT NEVERIND ITS ANOTHER DUDE LOL Robin, Girl Robin)

The batfam make bets on what Damian will be called. Angry Robin? Stabby Robin? SWORD Robin?

They're all wrong. They wake up after Damians first night of patrolling and theres a new hashtag trending on Twitter.

#CuteRobin

#that boy would give Superman a run for his money with the way he's saving cats #Gothamites find the new tiny Robin (who hisses at Batman insists he's an adult and saves animasl) utterly adorable #dc comics #dc universe #batman comics #batfamily #batfam #damian wayne #dc robin

[frownyalfred]

I think several members of the Justice League hate the Batfamily because every one of them — every single one — has the same, Batman-esque look on their face when they know something you don’t. Which they do. Frequently. Just like the fucking Bat.

#even Jason’s smirk is a little too Bruce sometimes #and everyone can see it but him #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #justice league #jl #I imagine strategic planning on the watchtower is always miserable for the bat haters #cause one of his fucking kids is ALWAYS there #and they all insist that they’re different #but they’re just like Him

[egophiliac]

giving the people what they want (jokes about spreadsheets)

anyway, Twst continues to prove that it is aimed at me specifically by giving us not one, but now TWO extended scenes of characters being incredibly difficult about signing an NDA. you just don't get this anywhere else.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tapis rouge #gif warning #gifs that tempted the gods and lost warning #azul specifically is making everyone's lives difficult by insisting on actually reading things before he signs him #like some kind of nerd who actually cares about his rights or whatever #no but i love that for him #(i have only a few more postcards left to unlock him...sigh...) #anyway vil just went full scarlett o'hara over here and made it WORK #i am sad we didn't get to see the infinity tiara though #in my mind it's three feet tall and looks like a bejeweled crown rack of lamb #this is why some things are better left to the imagination i guess

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

The 10th Inspector’s insistence that his tuxedo brings him bad luck

is self-deprecating humour, since he’s a doom magnet and Death follows him everywhere.

#Inspector Spacetime #Bad Luck Charm (trope) #Bad Luck Charm #Doom Magnet (trope) #Doom Magnet #Journey of the Blessed (special) #The Samaritan Venture (episode) #the Inspector (character) #10th Inspector #Tenth Inspector #his insistence #his tuxedo #brings him bad luck #bad luck #self deprecating humour #Death follows him everywhere

[aimasup]

it's just so hard balancing being so cool and popular at the same time 😔

#he's stationed in a wintery area but he has no thick fur like the dogs #so he has insulation over his armour instead! #unfortunately he insists on the barebones look. it taunts the enemy with weak spots he says #my post #my art #underfell #underfell papyrus #underfell sans #I have like a designated favourite for each au and for underfell it's too obviously papyrus sjsksjlk

[violent138]

*At the funeral of a former Gotham D.A.*

Tim: "So how come you brought just me?"

Bruce, nodding politely at other guests: "The others keep daring each other to do stupider and stupider things and I just wanted one night without any--"

Tim, choking on his drink: "Oh shit, oh shit, that's one of my exes--" hides behind Bruce and nearly knocks over a large photograph of the recently deceased

Bruce, forcing a smile and desperately searching the room for alcohol, muttering: "Him? Really?"

#HC nowhere is safe for Bruce #His kids keep testing their fake personas #Even though Bruce insists they can just act normal #That he acts crazy enough of all of them #batman #Dc comics #Tim Drake #Bruce Wayne #batfamily

[forecast0ctopus]

#‘sorry about the microaggressions’ was gonna be the whole joke but then i thought stupider #hes pulling his leg he knows perfectly well what bones means #star trek #star trek tos #star trek tos fanart #star trek fanart #spock #leonard mccoy #dr mccoy #mr spock #leonard bones mccoy #spock: your conduct was quite visible to the naked eye. but if you insist [microscope] #he got the microscope from hammerspace #i think bones should apologize but ill only accept some goofy exchange when hes trying to be genuine #it only makes sense. to me

[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.

i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.

like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan

but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.

and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.

(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity

or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)

#listen soukoku having telepathy that they insist isn't telepathy it's just using common sense #while everyone else sobs in the corner #is a flavour of pm era skk I adore #like yes technically chuuya can in fact explain the play-by-play #process of understanding dazai's codes #it's just that no one else is going to immediately make the same far fetched connections #UGH the latest chapter of chuuya watching dazai flop and roll around on the ground like a fish while he brainstorms #not an ounce of curprise or confusion #like he's seen this a thousand times before #and even spotting his worries and dazai actually openly musing about his ideas and expressing emotions so vividly #they KNOW each other your honor #soukoku #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #the sigma show #bsd #my post

[i-like-eyes]

Like father like ...!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 demoman #tf2 scout #tf2 engineer #tf2 sniper #tf2 pyro #tf2 medic #tf2 soldier #tf2 heavy #tf2 spy #mentioned anyways #myart #engie tells everyone they are more than capable of screwing in a lightbulb but they insist that because hes the engineer its his job #after 5 months of no lamp to use in the common area he gave in

[oonalovesastarionssimpleplan]

Ascended Astarion has his own way of perpetuating the rules - as he knows it -by performing.

*But Astarion is not like Cazador, he will not continue the cycle of abuse*

#he will #have fun AA stans but don't insist that this is his better end #he is trapped in his Trauma #and this is the consequence of the evil run #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #ascended astarion #spawn astarion #twitter #bg3

[tethered-heartstrings]

new favorite theory

#he really would though let's be real #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #hannigram #the speaking clown #alan would let him and insist no one clean it #hannibal gets his revenge after the fall somehow someway idk be creative

[radplaidtacofan]

One of my favourite parts of TotK is that immediately after witnessing the gayest fucking statue of Link and Sidon you learn that Sidon is heterosexually engaged

Top tier comedy. Shippers are in absolute shambles

#sidlink #tears of the kingdom #totk #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom spoilers #it's me i'm in shambles #i saw the statue and was like “forreal?!” then got immediate whiplash #not that i REALLY thought Nintendo would confirm sidlink #just. that statue. #the insistence that they're “very best friends” is funny since link clearly had no idea his friend was dating much less engaged

[ontosgold]

reading time ^_^

#persona 3 #ryomina #makoto yuki #minato arisato #ryoji mochizuki #if u could read with ryoji like u could with sees i bet his clingy ass would insist on sharing the same book #instead of reading from individual copies #ontos.art