De-aged Danny wandering the street of Gotham as a five year old:
Batfam: hello child are you alright?
Danny: Yup! :D
Batfam: where are your parents buddy?
Danny: don’t need em. Tried to kill me
Batfam: *concerned* how about you come with us for a little while?
Danny: no thank you mister Batman, I don’t trust adults
Batfam: oh no
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“Jason is a hypocrite for attacking children” well yes, but also, devil’s advocate point: I don’t think he counts non civilian children under his “no kids” rule. Like his problem with Bruce is much less that he wasn’t protected as a child and much more that he wasn’t avenged as a son. It’s very Ancient Greek. But no if you’re dressing up kids in those little costumes and putting them on the frontlines they’re getting the smoke too :/. Also he’s like 19 during the utrh era Tim and Mia are lowkey his peers
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OK Brennan, if you aren't gonna let me have Aelwyn posted up in the manor at all times, having her use her dramatic villain skills to protect Adaine before going off to teach middle schoolers is the next best thing I could have hoped for. What a mental image--Ms. "I Came Here To Fuck" teaching cantrips to eleven-year-olds. Wild.
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very nice of phil to give the context for dan's eye emergency for his 3 viewers who still have no idea who this dan howell guy is
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Vlad finally makes good on his threat and puts Danny into those rich posh school. In Gotham. To retaliate, Danny becomes a cryptid and terrorize the students and faculty (the bad ones of course he isn't that cruel)
Like when you see a second reflection in your mirror, next to you? It's slightly blurry so the features are not clear but you get the gist and when you turn around, heart beating erractically, no one is there. The bulb lights on the ceilling flickered on and off.
A bully intends on giving a beat down to Danny follows him behind his back in a long, empty hallway and he thinks he's got Danny since he knows the way like the back of his palm and Danny's destination end in the dead end wall but when he jumps in, no one was there. A cold breeze slithered from his neck to his spine. The windows are closed. In the peripheral corner of his eyes, someone (something) walks away. He hurried to the other side, forehead sweating and knuckles clenched until it whites but only silence and pristine corners greet him.
A teacher, who is infamously strict with his grading and callouse in his words, is on his way home when he realizes he forgot the specific files he needs to fill in at the classroom. At this point, the sun is barely set down and he lives nearby so he isn't as afraid as he should be. The classroom is huge so maybe it'swhy he doesn't see it. So focus on finding the correct files among the stack that it takes him far longer to realize there is a shadow at the far end corner of the room. The boy, based on his costume, is standing back to him so he cannot tell yet who the boy is. Still, the sudden appearance of the boy (did he though, or was he always there?) startled the teacher into yelling. By the time he calms down and looks again, there is only him in the classroom. The door remains unopened. He scurried home, files forgotten.
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who's gonna tell them that the g1 characters would beat the shit out of them for saying this
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i need the bad kids to hit level 15 by the end of their junior year so that a member of the highest level table in D20 history has a dex of 4
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hey guys i just found out that emily's full name is emily lynn axford and i think i threw up blacked out and woke up in another dimension. oh god..... like....... like sandr... like sandra..... like....
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for my dimension 20 enjoyers:
there is something so deeply satisfying about brennan saying the ratgrinders underestimated the bad kids going into the last stand, seeing that jace was explicitly telling them to lay off the bad kids and that it could cause problems, and the SECOND the RG actually saw them in action and got made they immediately drop off the face of the planet and go into hiding
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