I have a baby now
I am a father now
He's waiting for me to get some pants for him
The sunglasses are too big for his tiny head
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I have so many emotions about the finale but I also have thoughts
~~~~~~~SPOILERS~~~~~~~
First off, AAAA HES SO BABYGIRL, but more importantly he implies he was with Eve, too
Now admittedly, what he "had to offer" could have just been free will and the fruit of knowledge, but given the sexual vibe here I really want to believe this man got busy with Eve as well
But that also raises the question..
...we know Lilith is Charlie's mother, but was Lilith really the one that raised her? In almost every mention of Lilith we see her horns, but not in those family photos (or her finale scene, come to think of it...)
Plus I mean we have this whole hair thing going on, Lilith is usually shown to have swooped back hair, like a lil pompadour deal, while Eve has straight unstyled hair. Idk about you but it sure looks like Lilith loved and cared about charlie, but somewhere in there Eve came in and started being Bad Mom
i think there's a lot to be uncovered there. Somehow, somewhere the girls must be pulling a twin-switcharoo on us, I Just KNOW IT
Then we have Adam
I feel like its almost guaranteed that fucker is gonna pop up in hell, hiding for awhile or otherwise, just like Sir Pentious popped up in heaven after dying. They're both human souls! He's committed pretty much every sin during his time in heaven (pride, lust, and wrath being the most prevalent) and if sinners can rise by doing well, angels can fall by doing bad
Then..well...Alastor.
Honestly homeboy is still quite a mystery. It's clear to me he's made a soul contract that binds his powers, somehow making him weaker than he could be. Whether this was with Lilith or someone else is up for debate, but most fans think it was Lil herself.
One piece of possible evidence for this is in E1 when Zestial mentions rumors of Alastor "falling to holy arms". He says this BEFORE any mention of Charlie, too.
Personally, I think Alastor might not even be a human soul, or that he's somehow made a deal with himself for better control of his soul, and maybe he fucked it up somehow or had another deal impact it, just because of what he said during the finale about sinner's recognizing their full potential. I look forward to seeing his story play out!
(Also I wonder if he has some sort of power bank deal cuz that cut healed suspiciously quick once he got to all that green light...maybe he's got an item that lets him access bits of his greater power? And repair that staff of his?)
So yeah that concludes my rant, Im so fucking excited for S2
EDIT: Someone pointed out that Sir Pentious wasnt killed by an angelic weapon, but by a power blast if sorts (plus we dont SEE him physically die). That makes me wonder if he might've simply ascended at the last moment rather than specifically dying and then respawning...if that's the case maybe Adam won't return..
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Don’t know if i’m just crazy and power hungry right now but Vox would be so fun to absolutely fucking destroy in bed.
Like he would try so hard to be some super put together sexy daddy-dom type but it would be absolutely humiliating for him when that falls flat.
If you’re kissing and as your mouth slowly drifts down to his neck your hands creepy to the zipper of his pants. You hear his breath catch for a second as he anticipates before trying uselessly to keep the power in the dynamic.
“Well, get on with it already,” he would breathe cockily, as if it was a privilege to get to touch him.
Instead you would bite down on his neck and palm his dick through his boxers.
“A-ah, careful my dear,” he would almost be convincingly be put together if his voice didn’t glitch out at the end of the sentence.
You smirk and slip your finger under his underwear before ever so slightly pulling them down. Your hand would find its way to his dick and begin pumping it agonizingly slow.
“God, fuck ah, fuck you,” he would try to say before glitching out again.
“Do you ever stop talking, brat?” you would mumble and start stroking his dick more roughly, making him let out broken glitched out moans.
In minutes he would go from pretentious dom, to power bottom, to pathetic needy brat. By then you would have him pressed up against a wall, he would be trying, and failing, to stop from moaning or buffering,
You could even ride him and touch him through dozens of orgasm until he’s a broken mess underneath you, begging you to stop.
The famous, powerful, Vox, CEO of a one of hells most important companies, writhing underneath you. God, he would be so fun to fucking break.
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