#he be like ‘I’m edgy’

[emichevy]

NOIR HEAD CANONS!! (Part 2)

More will come about the others too 🦅

#spiderman noir #spiderman #spider man: across the spider verse #into the spider verse #spider noir #noir #my art #headcanons #my wife #hes so babygirl #he be like ‘I’m edgy’ #but he’s actually baby #miles morales #gwen stacy #peni parker #spider ham #peter b parker #my babies

[blackberry-s0da]

Mercy waiting for me to give him any sort of story that doesn’t involve him lingering naked in an invisible background

#when ur oc is so boring u draw him sleeping to have fun #I’m sorry I’m spamming him so much but I kinda figured out his design…not the clothing part yet tho #art #my art #artists on tumblr #original art #my characters #oc #Mercy #to be honest he had a story but I erased it cuz the oc is old as hell so it was very angsty and edgy and I don’t like it anymore #to be honest I only imagine a very mundane and calm type of storyline? not that interesting #the ultímate self insert. only wants to be on bed and do nothing

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’ #-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night #he has me so fucked up like oh my god #how is the best character a fucking talking flower #I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters #i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope #i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know #he has me SO fucked up #flowey #flowey the flower #asriel #asriel dreemurr #I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me #like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people #asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him #and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question #not speaking from experience ofc (im lying) #love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is* #i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair #undertale #utdr #character analysis

[shima-draws]

My brain: Haha yeah I dunno if I’ll ever get into One Piece I mean it’s so long and such a huge dedication timewise—

Me, already 13 episodes in: Um. Well,

#JFNSNFJSJD HELP!!! #Shima speaks #Okay I HIGHLY doubt I’m going to slog through over 1000 episodes. BUT. #I will watch a chunk of it #Anyway. I LOVE Luffy. And I LOVE Zoro. #They really made Zoro out to be this supreme badass who’s super edgy and cool #He is all those things. BUT. He is also soooo dumb. And I love him #His reactions are just so over the top #And I love his quarrels with Naomi #*Nami. Spellcheck PLEASE. #And the fact that he trusts Luffy so MUCH already #And that he has absolute faith in Luffy so even when Luffy is hurt! He’s like ‘Oh yeah he’ll be fine dw’ #Makes me soft. #AND AGAIN. HE IS DUMB (affectionate) #Love me a goofy gang of pirates #Also REALLY loving Usopp too #Gathers them all up #My kids now. #One Piece

[sleepytownez]

Fate is playing a cruel joke on us.

#this took longer than it should have for how edgy it is #the prespective shot was hard for me but we made it through #I am gonna watch the finale this Friday wish me luck ahaha #fear #habit emh #emh habit #evan emh #he’s the one crying inside lol #emh evan #evan jennings #habit everymanhybrid #everymanhybrid #slenderverse #emh #emh fanart #old fandom #damsel emh #emh damsel #stephanie emh #emh stephanie #looks a bit like Jeff sorry girl I’m sorry #edgy is stored in the bad art style #mhm #if there’s some hidden lore on how she actually got killed I will kms #trying ok #I’m assuming the potential dismembering was after she died. #I’m not drawing the baby I’m not that fucked #it’s already edgy enough lol #evan myers

[manglechanbluh]

Some design for Missa, Richarlyson and Chayanne, because I haven’t posted for a while. ( They will certainly change )

#qsmp #qsmp richarlyson #missasinfonia #qsmp chayanne #Don't ask me why Missa is all mysterious and edgy I didn't think before choosing the pose #Chayanne is a flying fish dragon like #because I wanted him to be able to ''fly" ( because philza ) #and swim ( because duckie floaty =>aquatic dragon ) #Both Chayanne and Missa have an accessory made of Philza's feathers #I’m a pussy so Missa is not a real skeleton #it’s more like tattoo he is born with #Richar is purely based on vibes #Cause I didn’t want to give him cellbit cat attribute #and the other are just human so #ALSO I didn’t know his leg problem was specifically a shorter leg this is why I choosed this kind of prothese #fanart

[zukosdualdao]

people who hate zuko will list off things he did as a villain (or anti-hero, tbf) to try and convince other people they should hate him, also, and it’s like “???? yeah. i know. he for sure did all that stuff (edit: most of that stuff. people really do act like the narrative confirmed or implied things it never did.) and it was bad. the narrative treats it like it’s bad. other characters rightfully say those things are bad. he also then goes on to apologize, try to set things right and help people, and atone. that’s like. most of his character arc. that’s the whole narrative point of him.”

#people will also list things he did when he joined the gaang in book 3 to try to discredit his redemption #and most of those things are. taken wildly out of context and not said in good faith #i am willing to concede that like. ofc he’s not perfect by the end of the story! i don’t even want him to be! that would make him a less #interesting character! #but when people make the ‘people act like zuko’s so perfect and he’s not’ i’m just like….. you are inventing an argument i’ve seen very few #if any people make #there is a difference between liking and defending his redemption story and not liking when people talk about those things in bad faith #vs treating him as perfect #fandom critical #atla #zuko #ask to tag // #people don’t have to like zuko but sometimes it feels like people really just hate him bc he’s a popular character and that am #* and that makes it seem edgy and cool to hate him

[akkivee]

bat’s autumn lines in arb!!!!

i can’t believe my shitty dad is forcing me to rake up these damn leaves just as i was heading out!!!! …..there’s no way he thinks it’s possible to clean all this up when the leaves are still falling???

oh, so the leaves have changed around here too. but going into the mountains will give you the best sense of the season change than walking around town will

within the garden that stretches as high as heavens, fruits as brilliant as jewels may be harvested, its flesh ripe for your pleasure. fufufu…… oh, such sweetness!! without a doubt, i must summon my master and my god to partake!!!!

when the weather gets cooler, i like to go shopping for autumn goods but there’s always so much to consider!! i wonder what kind of vibe i should go for this year……

the trees have begun to change colours. next time i get to take day off, i’ll take my bike out and head into the mountains. i’m sure I can find a good spot to enjoy the autumn leaves

……alright, that’s just about cooked to perfection. of course, i’ve picked the harvests best for roasting so there’s no way the flavours won’t be delicious. …heh, then i might as well eat these now

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #you know the drill always trust other tls and not mine lmao #another year another autumn kuukou complains about raking leaves LOL #it’s nice he enjoys watching the seasons change like in spring and fall lmao since he turns into a raging dragon any other occasion LOL #jyushi is fun to tl when i’m not trying to be as close to transliteration as possible #like sometimes i think it’s best to let go and let your inner edgy teen take over to interpret what he’s saying LOL #i like that hitoya seems to be enjoying what he other teammates are tho 🥺🥺🥺 #hitoya wants to hit up the mountains and is enjoying his seasonal foods like jyushi 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[hawkogurl]

*clawing at the fucking walls foaming at the mouth* RAIMI HARRY WASNT A PLAYBOY AND HE WAS BARELY SUAVE YOURE JUST EXPERIENCING A JAMES FRANCO INDUCED MANDELA EFFECT

#I’m elaborating here #raimi Harry dated one woman at 17 it went poorly and as far as we know he never dated again #he remained friends with his ex as well #raimi Harry was not cool #raimi Harry’s only friend was the guy so uncool even the bus driver bullied him #he spent his high school years wearing 182727373 layers #perhaps as an expression of tboy swag but that’s not the point #he never spoke clearly or with any confidence #not because he was edgy. because he was a nervous wreck #in the novels he flinches when people shout at him #the parallel and dynamic between them isn’t #poor loser and suave rich boy because that’s not Harry #the dynamic is Peter who has nothing but has everything #and Harry who has everything but has nothing #for most of the trilogy #Peter is the confident one #And Harry was the one lacking confidence #the more insecure person was Harry for most of the trilogy #you don’t know raimi Harry like I do do not fight me on this #I am the patron saint of my boy #harryposting #harry osborn #raimiverse #raimi trilogy #spider man #peter parker #parksborn #spiderman

[parasitoidism]

Ok I didn’t like apocalypse very much at all I think everything in it feels unearned it makes no fucking sense like I cannot imagine being someone coming from demon bird and then skipping like 2 volumes worth of story content to get here and none of the creative liberties they take really are in service to much of anything by way of the themes of the story and they don’t get explored much anyhow. In addition none of the animation was anywhere near as interesting or good as the previous two ovas. Midman apocalypse of mid

However there was a cute Akira face . So it was fine I guess

#maybe I’m just hating. i didn’t like it though #i don’t really like the angle they took with miki either ehh . ehhhhhhh. it was eh. I’m disappointed #i knew it was the one that has a reputation for being like The Violent One which must just come from ppl who haven’t read the manga bc #i didn’t find it to be exceptionally more violent than the end of the manga except for that like I said it’s unearned because there is no #lead up to it so it kind of felt like. capital e edgy. yknow? yknow ? #except for that one scene where he eats the kid though LOL #anyways as I always say . But What Do I Know #maybe I just need to think about it more #nah i read it again i was being a bit harsh I think it. maybe it coulda been something. but it wasn't . it's more like that I think

[athenawasamerf]

Gyns, I’m about to be the TERFiest intern at the hospital.

They’re glow in the dark (and I’ll be removing the charms for surgeries) and funky. I’m considering buying the extra HP jibbitz packs for variety.

#personal #radfem #Harry potter #no one come for me #my cousin got the neon pink Barbie ones #her boyfriend picked an edgy skull themed one #at least I’m being genuine and true to myself #bc her Barbie crocs were 100% motivated by Barbie being The Thing rn #and he’s like. fully dedicated to his projected self image of being dark and mysterious and cool #even though he’s just annoying as shit #so there

[veone]

I personally enjoy fight club because it’s very interesting to watch the physical and mental self destruction of person trying to find a purpose in life when they don’t desire the typical traditional american ideal life. To see the descent into delusion.

#the narrator is a passive party sometimes he doesn’t express much of an opinion about Tyler actions and philosophies #he goes with it no questions asked until a point were it’s to late #I’m thinking about the scene where the narrator is at work in the movies when he forget he left the original copy of the rules of fight club #in the copy machine at work and in the movies it goes the same #just the mood is diffrent the boss is bemused not necessarily annnoyed he think this is funny he’s mocking him a little like dafuq is this #is this your lol and the narrrator goes on his rant about shooting the building and halfway through he’s bored with the edgy response and is #not just questioning why does Tyler need this again? #I found that so interesting it was the first time he really had a question for Tyler because I’m seeing this as a big betrayal because when #the other fight club pop up he’s genuinely confused as to how in the hell he found the time #I’m still enjoying my read #I just want to add this comment and sentiment to the fight club discussion on here because 👀 I wanna discuss it! it fun #fight club #fight club book #fight club 1999 #will come back and edit the tags

[williamtrasheater]

CW!!

SECCO SECCO MY BOY aka his human design

It doesn’t exactly fit into how I see him in my head but oh well

He has a lot of scars,mainly from his fun times with cioccolata (aka consensual bot not safe or sane) and some he got from fighting animals and shit

The bruises are probably from fighting when using Oasis

Also he has clipped ears like you do to a dog sometimes cause he thought it looked cool

He’s not a good person but yk he’s my boy

ALSO GIANT HEADCANON aka he was a wild child raised by dogs but later taken in by a butcher who was killed by someone and secco decided to seek revenge ,discovering his culinary abilities when perfecting human meat in the process

He has a buzzcut cause he really doesn’t like showering

And he has no legal education but is intelligent and stuff,he jus doesn’t see why he shouldn’t live with cio the way he does and he likes being the dog

Also the x x on his thigh is a tatoo by Cio inspired by Greem Days album cover

#secco #secco jjba #seccolata #secco headcanon #ftm secco #jjba #jjba fanart #jjba fan design #he’s my baby boy #fucked up but that’s okay #idk he and CIO just dig into that edgy 11 yo side of me that likes gore and shit #I’m vibing #procreate #fanart #jjba vento auero #jjba part 5 #cannibalism mentioned #scars #stop looking at me with them big ol eyes #imagine going out with your child and you see this man devouring a cake without using utensils #tw #cw #idk if it. lints as gore really #cw cannibalism #ig

[bsotted]

Tagged by @ladytaetae 🥹 omg thanks I always love an opportunity to talk ab myself lmao

I’m definitely finding this… a little funny um for context if it helps I went to the Coldplay concert in Seattle on my birthday a couple weeks ago so since I am the type who likes to do homework for that kind of thing and Coldplay’s discography goes back like 20 years… LOL

And for the rest basically my only explanation is #1 it’s been raining for weeks because again this is Seattle and #2 taehyung gets me and the layover vibes are frankly unmatched.

I really can not explain that very high zion t rating tho I’ve literally just been listening to yanghwa daegyo and anirago from time to time so that is a mystery to me

Tagging @edoras my beloved @somebodydoeslove if you haven’t done it already? @lamptastical @caprisunmom @ana-isnt-dead @whalesbians @namkookswife @lesbianslovebts again if u haven’t done it already @starburstfloat @tacozebra051 ❤️ hey love I haven’t forgotten how good ur taste is 👀 is that 10? Idk how to count. @ajaegerpilot just in case I know I can always count on u for music tags hehehe

Bonus Coldplay content:

Chris Martin also grabbed a lesbian flag out of the crowd and wore and waved it around for an entire song so that was 🏳️‍🌈 hahahaha I have video somewhere.

#great choice of birthday activity i have no regrets #tag game #thank you again for tagging me!! #also holly u tagged me in something like this recently that I never posted rip 🥴 #I’m so sorry it was nine characters or something?? but for the life of me I could literally only think of hxh killua #and I was too embarrassed to post a whole tag w one edgy ass 12 yo boy like yeap. there he is that’s me #esp because yours were really good!!! so um consider me still thinking about it #I’m still trying to come up with more bc again. I do love him we are the same but that’s embarrassing shdjjfjfkdjdjss #coldplay #bts #v #jungkook #rm #txt #paul mccartney #baekhyun #zion.t #one ok rock #jonas brothers #deantrbl #dimlim #angie.txt

[strxngerbxtches]

contrary to popular belief i think eddie would without a doubt date someone who wasn’t super alternative.

like clearly this boy has a type and it’s cute dorky jocks ok.

as y’all know i’m big on eddissy so obviously i think he’d be into girly girl types or even just preps, as long as they were like good people.

he’s definitely the type to fall in love with you as a person and not your appearance or the way you dress. he thinks you’re really attractive because you’re you.

anyone who is unapologetically themselves is his type, so no matter how you dress, what your interests are, whether you’re shy or outgoing, he’s still gonna like you!!!

he definitely has some preconceived notions about the ‘popular kids’ but honestly if you’re anything like chrissy and steve and you’re genuinely a cool person, those fade fast as hell.

hate being shamed as a so called ‘basic’ girl for thinking he’s attractive because clearly he’d never date someone who wasn’t just like him(?)

forced conformity much? the literal thing he’s so against? that man does not believe in gatekeeping and that’s a fact, he just gets excited that someone likes the same things as him, he doesn’t care where you heard of it from!

he’s a sweetheart and it literally physically makes me cringe when so called ‘alt’ people are so pressed that someone ‘basic’ finds him attractive.

obviously there’s a difference when the people attracted to him literally bullied people like him, which is why i clarified that he doesn’t care about the way you dress or your interests, he cares about the type of person you are.

so like if you’re like me and you’re a girly girl type, you love makeup and pretty dresses, you’re a fan of taylor swift, britney spears, etc. please know he’d love you ok ur a princess and i love u mwah.

#this is a rant post slash headcanon but i’m pissed #like you’re genuinely telling me he wouldn’t melt at any pretty person who smiled at him? nah babe #he’s so sweet and yall really gotta stop making him out to be all edgy and standoffish #you only really see him act even a little brash towards people who treat him badly #pretty much everyone else he interacts with he’s actually very nice to #even the cheerleaders in the lunchroom scene #he’s fucking nice i’m sorry yall are reaching with the ‘he’d only date someone really alternative like him’ #even if u don’t listen to metal he’s happy to add some of your favorite artists to his collection or introduce you to metal #he hates gatekeepers i’m gatekeeping him from the gatekeepers idc if thats ironic #eddie munson #stranger things #eddie stranger things #eddissy #stranger things 4 spoilers #stranger things 4 #eddie munson headcanon #eddie munson x reader #eddie x chrissy #st4 #stranger things season 4 #edssy #joseph quinn #chrissy cunningham #stranger things spoilers #eddie munson x you #st season 4

[bubbledtee]

the lore i have built up for modern!80s!james in my brain is overwhelming.

#in the scenario in my head he’s an ‘03 baby #and he had unrestricted internet access from a young age #unfortunately definitely had an edgy phase in middle school to early highschool #he’s been an xbox kid #but he built his own pc when he was like 17 #he plays clash of clans on his phone all the time #he’s an absolute ipad kid #his entire camera roll is just pics of you and your cat (gibson) and videos of riffs he’s been working on #i’m insane #james hetfield #papa het #modern!80s!james #bub’s thoughts