#hehehe they were funny

[orphicauroras]

HOFAS Spoilers

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Jesiba: *does something*

Apollion :

#hehehe they were funny #hofas spoilers #hofas #cc3 spoilers #mayainthehofasera #jesiba roga #apollion

[phantom-0-writer]

prompt 02: tim’s birthday present

Tim sat in his empty house at the empty dining table. The table was actually quite large; it had enough seats to sit at least 15 people. But there was just Tim there. 

His parents had promised and sworn up and down that they would come back in time for his birthday. He had everything planned out. He picked out the birthday cake, put on the candles, decorated, ordered his parents' favorite foods, his parents' favorite movie for movie night, popcorn the likes. But that morning, just when Tim was double checking to make sure everything was ready for the most perfect birthday ever, his parents had called to tell him that something really important had come up, and they wouldn’t be able to make it. Tim figured it was better than last year, at least they called this time. 

Tim stared down at the cake, the candles lit. He had heard online that people would make wishes on their birthday cake and blow it out. Tim thought that was a weird thing to do, but it wouldn’t hurt to try. 

What should he wish for? It would have to be something special that he doesn’t already have. Tim thought for a long moment, the candles bleeding into the frosting of the cake. 

A brother. 

Tim closed his eyes and put his hands together like he’s seen the other children to do in the cartoons. And Tim wished for a big brother. When he finally wished hard enough (whatever that meant) he opened his eyes and blew out what was left of the candles. 

Tim waited. What exactly was he supposed to do now? In the cartoons, everyone would celebrate and cheer and the birthday boy would open his presents. There wasn’t anyone to cheer for Tim, or any presents for him to open. 

Suddenly the house shook, and the loud sound of a crash sound came from the backyard. Quickly, Tim did the sensible thing and go check out what the noise was. That's what the characters always did in horror movies. 

In Tim’s backyard, there was what looked like a weird space ship that had crashed into his backyard. There wasn’t any fire or anything, but the spaceship looked pretty wrecked. Getting closer, Tim could vaguely make out that someone was inside the spaceship. Looking around, he saw what looked like maybe the handle. Tim couldn’t really tell. 

When Tim put his hand on it and tried to open it, something poked out mechanically and pricked his finger. He flinched back instinctively, caressing his finger tip.

“Recognized: Danny Fenton. System Override.” A robotic lady spoke. Who is Danny Fenton? As if to answer him, the space ship opened its hatch, and inside was an unconscious black haired teenager. “System Malfunctioning. Please Assis-” The robotic voice spoke again, before getting cut off as if the power had died. 

Suddenly, Tim remembered his wish. A big brother. 

This was Danny Fenton, and he was supposed to be Tim’s big brother

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When Danny woke up, he found himself in a very soft plush something. Something that definitely wasn’t the Spector Speeder. Alarmed, he sat up quickly to find that he didn’t recognize where he was at all. He also didn’t recognize the weird kid that was staging at him from two feet away. 

“Hi, I’m Tim. Timothy Drake.” The boy introduced himself almost business like. 

“Uh, hi Tim.” Danny responded awkwardly. “You got any idea where I am?” Danny sat up properly, moving the blanket (?) off of him and turned to face the weird and kinda creepy kid. 

“You’re in Drake Manor. Which is where I live.” He answered again. 

“Ok…ay” Danny nodded thoughtfully. “Any idea how I got here?” Truthfully, Danny hadn’t really been expecting an answer, but he still got one. 

“Because I made a birthday wish to have a big brother.” He answered in the same way he had answered the other question, very matter-of-factly. 

“Ok- Wait. What?” Danny asked, doing a double take at Tim. 

“You’re supposed to be my big brother, right?” Tim was starting to look a little hesitant, and as weirded out as Danny felt he couldn’t help but feel bad about the whole situation. 

“Where are your parents, Tim?” 

“There not home, because they had really important things to do for work.” 

Danny nodded. “Do you know when they’ll be back?” 

Tim shook his head. “They were supposed to come back today, because it’s my birthday. But they said they couldn’t make it.” 

Well, shit. Didn’t that sound awfully like Danny’s birthdays before he had given up on his parents showing up. At least he had Jazz. This kid looked like he was alone. 

Not liking the silence, Tim started fidgeting again. “So, are you gonna be my brother, then?” 

And what was Danny supposed to say, No? Besides, if he was really causing problems being in this random universe, then Clockwork would figure it out. 

Bonus: 

Danny sat at Tim’s dinner table, the kid looking at him radiating in excitement, each with a plate of stupid expensive pasta in front of them. “You said your name was Tim, right?” Danny started thoughtfully. Tim nodded, drinking up everything Danny said. “Well, first course of action as you, big brother. I need to give you a nickname.” 

Tim’s eyes sparkled at the prospect. “Like what?”

Danny tapped his chin exaggeratedly, “Hm… Tim, Tim.” Turing the name around while he absentmindedly twirled his fork between his fingers, Danny wondered what he should come up with. Suddenly, in a misplaced strength, Danny’s fork flew out of his hand. 

Before Danny could even say anything, “I’ll get you a new one!” Tim offered quickly. Getting up from his chair, his foot got tangled behind the leg of the chair and Tim fell quietly on the floor with an oof. 

Danny laughed at him. “You okay, Timbers?” He asked, getting up to check on the boy. 

“Yeah, I like Timbers.” Tim said, a bright smile on his face despite the blossoming bruise on his arm.

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#dc x dp prompt #dpxdc #danny and tim #danny phantom #tim drake #be kinda funny if tim was like so convinced that wishes were real and all that and starts dabbling in magic at a pretty early age or smt #big brother danny #they had pretty similar childhood and like shit is danny gonna let that happen to another kid on his watch #tim: what a funny coincidence #danny: what a funny coincidence #clockwork watching this all go down: hehehe just like i planned #also yes the spector speeder dna matched tim as danny #which means that tim in alternate danny #i thought it would be a fun little thing to add since they had similar childhoods in this au

[welcometogrouchland]

Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)

#dc comics #dc #batfamily #batman #damian wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #duke thomas #anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh? #its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig #i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did #I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon #mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?'' #which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭 #now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j #anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j #me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc #-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him- #-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre #god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better) #also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly' #specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe) #and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression- #-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely'' #but at the same time he loves it #i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility) #anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you #mine

[nowandforalways]

Today I'm thinking about how playing Frodo Baggins is a thankless job in much the same way Frodo actually carrying the Ring was.

Like, when people talk about performances in LOTR adaptations, they talk about Sam, they talk about Gollum, they talk about Gandalf and Galadriel. All these characters that have iconic lines and big flashy moments of greatness or bravery or twistedness that let the actor show off. Frodo doesn't have any of those. What Frodo does have is the arguably harder job of making something external that is almost entirely internal, and, in most adaptations, having the most to do, just from a time-on-stage/screen/microphone perspective. But this never seems to get acknowledged and that's always kinda weird/interesting to me. I suppose people just respond to the big heroic/heartwarming/menacing moments, and not so much to littler moments of the same kinds. In the musical, in one of the dialogue breaks in "Now And For Always", Frodo says to Sam "It's not me they'll remember, you know". And that's funny because even if Sam tries to fight that in-universe with the finishing of The Red Book, it consistently ends up being true in a meta sense.

Anyway I suppose what I'm saying is appreciate Christopher Guard, Sir Ian Holm, Elijah Wood, James Loye, James Byng, and Louis Maskell or die by my blade.

#lotr #lotr musical #frodo baggins #thank you and heyday #i tried to get in as many Frodos as i could think of but i know i missed some #hit me up with Frodos from non-English-language adaptations that deserve love #also can we talk about how funny it is that both actors who played Frodo in the Drury Lane production of the musical were named James? #hehehe #for frodo

[skitskatdacat63]

"The Boy With The Thorn in His Side"(x) - The Smiths × 2023 Strollonso moments + pundits' reactions

#baby's first web weave please be kind #frankly i could make a giant masterpost on my opinions on which Smiths songs fit which drivers/ships #i like their music a very healthy amount and I don't spend countless hours daydreaming to it...no.... #but this particular song has been haunting me bcs i think it fits them super well!! #with their relationship dynamics and then the way everyone doubts their relationship #though its been hilarious watching the f1tv commentators kind of resign themselves to 'ah well ig this is what AMR/Fernando is like now' #went from being confused and shocked at their on track comradery to just accepting it for what it is #now theyre like 'ah yes lance dutifully lets fernando pass' compared to the previous ouright disbelief and denial #yeah thats right...theyre in love...what are you gonna do about it... #i think one day itd be fun to make a vid comp of all the times the commentators were ?????? at strollonso's lovey doveyness it is fun TO ME #it was really funny to look through shitty articles for negative comments #but the funniest part is that istg all of the articles just quote this one singular man who is hellbent on being a hater #i am in your walls peter windsor. #i think its silly when they bring in 'f1 experts' for their opinions ona drivers motivations and mindset #they act like such armchair psychologists like bruh your degree is probably engineering or journalism calm down!! #hehehe anyways happy with this!! i wrote it out on paper like a whole ass essay draft to brainstorm what to put #and then i scrolled thru the draft while listening to the song and im just EEEEEEE IT FITSSSSSSS #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #lance stroll #fernando alonso #fa14 #ls18 #1418 #1814 #strollonso #alonstroll #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[bumblingbabooshka]

Polycule Moments Guess who got access to recording software

#chakotay/janeway/tuvok #st voyager #Chakotay how could you!!! Tuvok wanted to show off!!! #I love how Chakotay looks so much like '????' after - as he SHOULD. #Chakotay #Kathryn Janeway #Tuvok #A little slice of how Janeway & Tuvok normally operate...delicious <3 #they are so.....suave?? #I can't believe Tuvok actually STOOD up...SIR. Sit DOWN!!! Heheh this ain't drama class <3 #Janeway's expression when she finds something funny but can't laugh...'oop!' #I love early seasons Tuvok he takes every opportunity to be like 'Hello Captain who I know better than everyone else. I assume you want #xyz?' (Yes Tuvok you're brilliant as always old friend) and then if he were human he'd turn to Chakotay with the smuggest grin ever on his #face #I wish they'd used this trait of his to tell us more about their friendship pre-voyager #or had it originally be just the two of them as more insulated from the rest of the crew before Janeway starts branching out #(and maybe they can make it a plot point that Tuvok doesn't in a 'we've gotta befriend him!' episode)

[sysig]

Hazing (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #The Captain #DAX #Who's hazing who? Yes :) #I'd like to say this is early on in their relationship but let's be honest they'd take the opportunity to rib each other at any point lol #Hehe I had fun with DAX's eye and tendril expressions in this one ♪ #I mean I have a lot lately with the curls and swirls and thick lines and shapes and fully-up and angry hehehe ♪ It's all fun! #But these were especially fun hehe #Still yet inspired by WOY lol - believe me I was least of all expecting to be hit this hard but I'm not about to complain lol #I still can't get over the fact that DAX and Peepers are both Commanders who are in love with their superior and have beef with a Captain #Hilarious ♥ Love that for them ♪♫ #But yes! Captain Tim was what inspired these! Lol ♪ The fact that Peepers is 3rd in command to a pet is very funny haha #And obviously it doesn't quite transfer over since the Captain is y'know - a human and DAX is ranked under ZEX specifically #I guess if you really wanted to get into it the Captain could be bragging about sleeping with ZEX but that seems even a little too mean #And also would he be so brazen about that to DAX - would he even know? I guess it Really depends on when this is lol #I do love DAX's subtle rudeness hehe ♪ He puts up with you Captain and that's about it #I had a lot of fun with his pained/freaked out expression as well haha #I also forget if I've talked about my headcanon about VUX strength? :0 I feel like I have but I have no idea where lol #I also don't remember where I got the inclination from but at some point my mind settled on the thought that VUX arms are weaker than human #At least pound-for-pound - but their strength comes from their specificity :D That their grip strength is much more evenly spread! #I mean humans have what our hands so fingers - and our arms - we can grab and hold but they can /coil/ #So holding a human in an arm lock like that would be hard to break especially if he held onto the Captain's shoulder or lifted :3c #Why are you picking fights person-to-person Captain don't you have a ship and crew to pilot right about now lol #Goes and tattles to ZEX maybe hehe ♪ Fair's fair!

[fastbreakpoints]

the jays play cornhole

#whoever decided they were just going to put the jays in situations... you're the real mvp #“you got your contacts on?” “yessir. trying to be funny” (jayson hehehe laughs) SHUT UPPPPPPP #the jays #*

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

You know what's brilliant about Stardew Valley? Bribery.

Uh oh, what's this? Haley just spotted you looting through Gus's trash? Not to worry! Have this coconut that's been sitting in my back pocket!

Want someone to like you more? Just give them their favourite thing. Twice a week. Every week. Does Sam think that you're a little weird that you somehow knew that he likes Cactus fruit and Joja Cola? Yes. Is he going to say something? No. Even if the Cola tastes a little funny, it's free and the farmer seems somewhat nice, so he'll take it. He doesn't have to know that it had been sitting in that lake since before the rise of the Gotoro Empire right up until you fished it out last night.

Honestly, you can do anything to the poor NPC's of Pelican Town and eventually they'll still love you. You could sling rocks and explosives at dear old Granny Evelyn, and after a few weeks of tulips, she'll be writing you into her will. Got fed up of your partner? Divorce them and with the right amount of money and a nifty little statue, it'll be like nothing ever happened.

Hell, you could date ALL FUCKING 12 ROMANCEABLE NPC'S and after they all find out, they'll love you again in a few days time.

#it would be funny if people were like this irl #like imagine just handing someone a copy of tears of the kingdom and they just started aggressively making out with you #stardew valley #stardew npcs #stardew #bribery #shenanigans #truly devious #devious behaviour #funny #hehehe #hehe #shitpost

[nana2009]

why i think karkat can get Boipreggers~~

this is the theory ive been cooking up my head on how karkat(and all the vantases by extension) can get pregnant! it's very nonsensical n stuff, but what wont i do to prove a point -.- (very short so dw) so, the mutation doesn't only affect your blood and the things related to it, but also the anatomy to acommodate for all the change it causes. Said changes to me refers to the approximation of its mutated biology into ours! Also, you know how some theories say the humans were shaped after karkat's dna? Yea, i like to implement that into mine as one of the reasons why karkat has an organ resembling that of a human female's uterus.

taking from the fandom page,

"He is the trolls' ectobiologist, referencing the fact that the sign Cancer is heavily associated with motherhood."

also, the ruling planet of cancer is the moon, which is also associated with FERTILITY and MOTHERHOOD! o(>ω<)o

aaaannd thats the only reasons i got 4 meow!! although now i realize it was mostly justifying why karkat is great for kids than why he can get preggo u_u aaaahh so many instances showing how karkat is just made for taking care of grubs, i cant hold myshellf!!!! Can we add blood to the "most fertile aspects" list???? &lt;;- if u didnt understand pls save urself b4 its too late…..

bonus hehe

#!!!WILLING TO ARGUE ABOAT THIS!!! COME AT MEEE #this will get me a good fat block from like everyone but im willing to bite the bullet and SPEAK MI TRUTH!! #homestuck #karkat vantas #hoemstuck theory #also yeah. all my dk fankids were biologically conceived(more on that in a future post hehehe) #so sorry to everyone who followed me for funny wholesome yaoi/yuri and got this instead #im [S] Descending #<- the S is for sanitydrop #also might update if i got more to add okkkkk!! #bcringebfree2013

[wallflowerswit]

"colin!!! i could DIE tomorrow!! that's why u must!! kiss me" *penelope in the next episode almost dying by balloon* colin : "wow she rly did almost die, looks like i need to kiss her again"

#hehehe #and ppl say the writing is bad ! not to me ! #OOC. / #me and twt oomfs were talking abt this bc this was actually a very funny revelation

[fullfledgedghost]

i dont even like sakyua that much but he’s so easy to bully (affectionately!! he’s not my fav but i do like him)

also first post featuring my hiyoko design, and the return of nonbinary hiyoko =D

id should be in alt text

#i put little meaning behind sakuya’s usernames and pfp im gonna rant about it in the tag heheh #so his pfp is a treble clef in the same red as his ribbon because he likes music and red symbolizes love i guess #the blue background doesnt have a cool reason its just his color #and the yellow stars are representing yuuya cause i always draw him with stars #also his account name is ‘lebelheir’ cause when his classmates helped him make his twitter he instructed that they name the account that #but he didnt know there were screennames too so they just chose a silly inside joke #(name to give to fools is a gag from the manga btw they assume that’s sakuya’s name when they all meet him) #is it obvious that i headcanon sakuya to be bad with technology #i just think it would be funny if he was technologically illiterate #ok real tags now #hatoful boyfriend #digital art #hatoful bf #hiyoko tosaka #tosaka hiyoko #sakuya le bel shirogane #shirogane le bel sakuya #you cant see it here but hiyoko’s uniform’s sleeves are ripped off to make it short sleeved #shes so cool <3 #ignore how messy this is plz lol

[earl-grey-love]

So... this means there would be ship edits of Sunny + Barbs and/or Mephi to the song thats like "its just you and me and me and you and your friend Steve" with Simeon, right?

#the idea is sooo funny to me #I'm pretty sure Sim and Barbs get along really well #and afaik he and mephi get along alright too? #i mean they were hanging out just fine in the latest memory ur together so #hehehe #sunny speaks #ship: anything for you dear #ship: newspaper club #qpr: sim

[bumblingbabooshka]

"Everything you went through was meaningless." [St Voyager S3 E7: 'Sacred Ground']

#Serving Jesus realness #star trek screenshots #Janeway #iconic that all the aliens are like 'damn....that's crazy....anyway-' about Janeway HEHEHE they're like snickering behind their hands #I would be too honestly if some outsider tried to speedrun my ancient spiritual rituals #Love the vibe of 'this could all be hazing' they're putting out. Also I keep seeing the face paint on the guide woman as like a mic #honestly this woman's fucking hilarious HEHEHE #Janeway: I'm dying. / Alien Guide: We all die someday :) <- lady who just told her to stick in her hand in a poison jar #AHAHAHA THEY REALLY DID HAZE HER...I love these guys they're so nahnahnahbooboo-core #also the refrain 'Everything you went through was meaningless' ..... thinking BIG thoughts about post-voyager voy crew back on earth #I really do earnestly love the gleeful contempt vibe...it just seems so right. In a funny way but also in a way that's deeply true #the feeling of trying to find answers while you universe laughs and says there are none - it's meaningless - but you're welcome to go ahead #and try. If you find God you have the feeling it would just stare at you blankly. Then laugh. #Chakotay: Captain I've been so worried about you! Have you found a solution? / Janeway: Absolutely. I'm going to walk into the death shrine #Chakotay: (internally hysterical) Oh of COURSE!!!! no of COURSE she's going to walk into the DEATH SHRINE!!!! #great imagery in this one <3 folks who love religious imagery (me) will get a kick outta this one <3 #anyway I love when star trek does hopeful eps like this...makes me tear up like. Yeah there could be a scientific explanation but that #doesn't make it MORE true or MORE real than the religious one - it's just as valid to believe in the spirits #Also those three old creeps were lovely <3 scared me and I like that! existential dread!

[darkdragon768]

Went to the library with my kindergarten group today.

I was reading a book titled "useless facts for gamers" and while I was going through the "in the mushroom kingdom" chapter one fact made me happy.

"Mario Tennis 64 had a scrapped character, Warupichi"

And I went "WAPEACH SPOTTED" so hard in my mind. Common W for the W-Family.

Anyway, most of the facts I was able to read did I of course already know, ha ha.

#dragon's stupid thoughts #i thought we were going to the big city library so I thought I could look out for some games but nah #they only had like 8 switch games which... isn't of any use for me. #i mean I couldn't have bought them and call them mine anyway but I could have still played them #man imagine if a library had pokegames #I'd always leave a note for the next player ngl #(and take every shiny the pre-owner missed hehehe) #this already happened to me once tho #was buying a used Heartgold cartridge and it had a shiny ninetails #pretty cool if you ask me #that's why it's so funny to buy used pokegames

[jeena-says-hi]

My roommate and their partner: *Comes into the dorm kitchen with red marks all around their necks*

Me (in my mind): Ive read enough fics to know what you two have been up to 👀👀

#hehe #at first I thought they were bruises but then I was like ‘oh. OH’ #funny #meme #funny meme #heheh #fics #irl Jeena