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#hearth and blitz are my favorites
creapysummer · 11 months
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blitzstone as ship dynamics I found on pinterest
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ok ok ok so magnus chase is my entire hyperfixation rn so lemme just rant for a sec. ok it is so so so good and funny. basically it's centred around annabeth's cousin magnus, a homeless teenager living on the streets since his mom died, with his two friends/parental figures blitz and hearth. long story short maggie 's creepy uncle randolph tells him he's the son of a Norse god, and then not ten minutes later (spoilers) magnus fucking dies fighting this bad guy named surt, and is taken to hotel valhalla, the afterlife for Norse warriors. and that's just, like, the first five chapters.
and YES they live in boston. I don't live there but if you like that city you'd love love love this book because boston is basically to Norse gods what new york is to greek gods. there's so many references to famous landmarks and stuff. it's awesome.
as for reading order, I'm pretty sure it takes place at the same time as toa but I read them before toa and I wasn't at all confused. the three books all take place in like six months so there's not a lot of time between them.
ALSO. the REPRESENTATION? did someone say pansexual atheist formerly homeless main character. did someone say badass hijabi muslim main character. did someone say deaf asl user main character. did someone say latino genderfluid main character. did someone say talking sword that sings selena gomez.
also percy himself makes a cameo in the third book.
woah this is so long omg. I seem to also have can't shut up disease (autism).
🍒 anon again.
okay, firstly, you are getting me excited with how much you love these books!!
also tHE FIRST FIVE CHAPTERS??? JESUS CHRIST THATS SO MUCH PLS-
there is NOTHING i love more than a reference to boston NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING ugh i cant wait im exactly so excited to be excited that i know where those places are stop-
representation is so so so imporant, esspecially in books that are consider YA like yes, EVERYBODY deserves to be represented in media. EVERYONE IM LOOKING AT YALL WHO WERE MAD ANNABETH IS BLACK AND NOT WHITE - THAT'S WHAT IT WAS DONT LIE IT WASN'T THE BLONDE HAIR DONT EVEN START WITH ME RN - the sword that sings selena gomez is immediately my favorite bc it is in fact me.
im probs gonna wait to read these until after i get through the first two orignal series but im still excited!! thanks for giving me excitement, this got me buzzing with joy frfr
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slut4converse · 8 months
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Who's your favorite PJO character ?
Might as well ask me to pick my favorite strand of hair off my head this is HARD
I'd say just in the PJO (greco-roman) series, probably Zoe, I think her character arc and her backstory were all so well done, especially since she was only in one book. She's also consistently remembered, which is nice, and I think her death genuinely had an impact on Percy. Titans Curse is when things really went to shit lmao.
Overall (including Kane Chronicles and Magnus Chase) definitely Hearth and Blitz, the icons that they are for having homoerotic subtext in a book narrated by a queer person.
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#5
my rrverse takes:
magnus is an underrated character in his own series
lester/apollo and magnus were BY far the funniest narrators
i didn't like jason's death but it was necessary and it made sense
i actually liked meg, she had a great storyline and she wasn't annoying
piper was queer from the beginning
with enough training hazel could probably be stronger than percy and jason
percy would end jason in a fight in two seconds flat
reyna, samirah, and hazel are the most badass rrverse women ever
i love toa but if i had to choose i would rather have five mcga books and three toa books
fierrochase and zarter are the most underrated ships in the fandom im right
mcga had HUGE potential as a series and rick def could have done more with it and added more books but didn't and i am very mad about that
rick's representation is very flawed both in poc's and lgbtq characters
(the feather in the hair, the food skin color descriptions, the fact that the only three latinx/hispanic characters come from abusive backgrounds, making leo call calypso "mamacita" in tdp, giving poc characters inherently non poc traits (hazels hair and eyes and pipers eyes), having samirah's hair out of her hijab at some points, making anubis white (biggie on that one), making his only book series with two mixed race main characters have three books instead of five)
(the genderfluid shapeshifter trope, outing nico and giving him the most trauma out of the seven but "hey it's okay because he gets a boyfriend", giving leo a girlfriend when he was very obviously into jason (and even then he didn't need to date anyone i really like the head canon that he is aro), making a slur of sorts for alex and having multiple main characters say it, making his only book series with a very openly queer main character (alex but also magnus at the end) have three books instead of five)
leo did NOT need to get a girlfriend, he should have stayed single as it was better for his character development
tj needs more recognition in the fandom i love him
annabeth was def one of the more powerful of the seven even though she didn't have powers and a lot of the people that hate her are just misogynistic (as well as piper)
not even a take but just a fact what the fuck was rick ON making anubis white like he is quite literally an egyptian god he is most definitely black
also not a take but like. please we need more people talking about tkc in the fandom i love it sm and no one is talking about it. the characters are amazing and i guarantee if carter and sadie were white they would've gotten more recognition
feel free to add on
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#4
are you team "magnus is blitzstone shipper #1 and he knew they had a crush on each other since before they started dating"
or team "magnus is oblivious to blitz and hearth dating and he thought they were just really good friends until he found out like 2 years after they were married"
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to my fellow swifties: what's your favorite album and zodiac sign? i wanna see if there's any correlation
mine is midnights and virgo
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bitches on pjo tumblr really exploding right now over a thirteen year old boy saying eight words and wearing an orange shirt. it's me i'm bitches
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hylianengineer · 8 days
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Fic rec friday
This is a weekly event, 5 fanfic recommendations per week. It was supposed to be stuff I've read recently but I fell down the rabbithole that is my bookmarks page so that's been delayed for a bit. If anyone wants recs for a specific fandom, let me know, my AO3 bookmarks are formidably extensive.
Hazel's Hair by Vikingfangirl23
Hazel is spending her 16th summer at the Chase Space in Boston. A regular visit with Blitz at his shop turns into a hairstyling extravaganza which turns into deeper exploration of her past and how she wants to move past it. With a little help from T.J., Frank, and Nico, she begins to see herself as more than the girl who cheated death. (Featuring happy, peaceful days at the Chase Space and cameos by Samirah, Alex, Magnus, Hearth.)
Hazel is my underappreciated Beloved and this fic is so insanely awesome. Slice of life, warm and happy and life-affirming.
2. That's What Friends Do by PuzzledPegasus
Leo is a touch/affection starved lil baby and also Jason kind of platonically seduces him a lot idk how else to describe it lmaoo Anyway this is just Jason finding out Leo is a lil bit touch starved and he snuggles him and its so nice :3
If you know me, you know I adore fics about gratuitous cuddling, especially platonically. This is that. Enjoy.
3. feeding the hearth by grainjew
Percy, Chiron, the joy of teaching, and happily ever afters. Percy took a deep breath. "I really, really like teaching, I think. Well, obviously I don't mind it, or I wouldn't have taken over all the swordfighting classes let alone be in the process of fixing how we teach canoeing and setting up swim classes for the new campers, but... making sure these kids can survive, giving them something to come back home to... it's so much more rewarding than finishing a quest."
Future fic about Percy becoming a teacher at Camp Half-Blood. It's so so fluffy and hopeful and awesome and it makes me want to CRY.
4. Being Us by HonorH
Starting with the three days in the infirmary, Nico di Angelo learns to heal as he and Will Solace negotiate their relationship, discovering how two people so unlike each other can become "Us."
This is a very, very long series and it might be my favorite Percy Jackson fic Of All Time. It's got worldbuilding like crazy, explores Nico's child of Hades powers in-depth, and features an ensemble cast of demigods focusing on the Apollo Cabin. It will make you laugh and cry and everything in between. I am deeply, deeply invested in some of the original demigod characters in this fic even years after reading it. It haunts me.
5. Staccato by decayaslife
The first time Nico hears Italian in the camp infirmary he nearly impales himself on the scalpel in his hand. Once the shock wears off he discovers that not only are the Apollo kids proficient in the language of music, they’re also all horrible gossips. In which Will shamelessly pines behind a perceived language barrier and Nico just lets him.
I am such a sucker for language barriers (real or perceived) and this fic delivers. Pining, humor, and a happy ending.
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shoecrabs · 4 months
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favorite pjo characters?
Hello! This is a hard question for me because my favourites change depending on what I'm focusing on
In general, Leo is definitely one that's always going to be a favourite. His character just scratches my brain in all the right ways, and I have so many ideas with him that it's become an issue lmao (he's also the easiest for me to draw so um expect those ig)
Originally, Leo, Hazel and Frank were my favourite trio. So those two also get the favourite card from me lmao. I just have less ideas with them, so I don't focus as much on them, but the moment I do I'm going to be SO insufferable.
The lost trio also have a special place in my heart as they were the first characters I was introduced to! I liked Jason the (second) most of the 3 (after getting to Leo's first chapter), and Piper had attacked me personally, so I had a love/hate relationship with her for a few years haha. I appreciate her more now and the 3 are roomies in my brain with Frank and Hazel a door down.
Jason and Piper are so interesting for characters that didn't get explored as much as I wish they did and now I'm here playing detective with fake people on a page💀
Otherwise, Lester, Magnus, Hearth, Blitz, Alex, Sam, Amir, Coach Hedge, and some of Floor 19 were all various characters I really liked from their respective series! Unfortunately, I can't remember much of tKC so I don't have as much connection to any of them other than the vague memory of liking the Kane siblings and Bast
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yourlocalvastard · 2 years
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rereading magnus chase yet again and ive reached the second book my favorite :D!! can't wait to get my heart completely torn out and stomped on during the wight's tomb/alfheim bit
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mostcertainlynotcis · 5 years
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blitz and hearth are gay and absolutely nothing will convince me otherwise
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alex fierro headcanons because i haven't posted anything of my own in a while:
- very picky eater. she especially hates burnt food.
- one of her favorite activities is just sitting on the huge tree in the courtyard of valhalla and drawing people she can see from up there.
- she has a slight hint of a mexican accent, but not too much while speaking in english, so you wouldn't notice it if you didn't pay close attention. it does come out more when she speaks her own language.
- her face has that thing where though she blushes, it doesn't show up much.
- i've always seen her as having warm undertones.
- she's a bookmark hoarder. makes bookmarks, collects them, but ends up either folding the corner of the page or leaving the book open on its back.
- she hates it when a book's spine cracks though, or even if the spine wrinkles. it irritates her.
- she's a very fast typer.
- the type of person to hate sharpening because "it wastes the pencil" and so uses all her sharp pencils and then delays sharpening again by just using blunt pencils until she HAS to sharpen at least one. which she tries to put off again until samirah just does it without telling her one day.
- a good babysitter despite all her chaos. she is surprised herself, but she has a good relationship with kids in general.
- cannot follow a schedule ever. she tries her best, fills out the schedule and all that, but she is incapable of sticking to it no matter what.
- very close to blitz and hearth. she almost considers them her elder siblings like magnus.
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ursie · 2 years
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as a bisexual girl, the way Rick treats women, especially sapphic women, doesn't sit right with me.
i know there are still braindead stans who think is rep is immaculate or whatever, but if they actually read any book by a queer woman ( not that they'do it because they only care about queer rep when cishet write it and therefore when it's digestible to them) they'd notice the difference.
back when i never read books by queer women, i was amazed by rr rep.
now it makes me truly laugh and i can't believe i ever thought the queer and female rr rep was revolutionary (i was in my liberal era lol, i was 12 and i grew up, i promise) but you know what they say, when you're starving crumbs seem a loaf to you, but when you actually eat bread you realize the crumbs weren't really satisfying.
he literally either sees women as strong™ and non girly (annabeth, piper, hazel, reyna etc) or girly and evil™ (drew, aphrodite, circe)and he doesn't give them nuance, either.
like if you read the book circe ( i really recommend it, though check tws!) you'd see how madeline miller writes circe with nuance and doesn't make her one dimensional and how even things like turning men into pigs take a whole new light considering the circumstances.
rr doesn't do that. drew is just mean and literally looks like every cheeleader bully of 2000s movies, quite a cliché.
no matter that she had a point about silena and she was allowed to feel hurt and mad about silena's betrayal, she's just mean™ and hates silena and she's the antagonistic character as opposed to piper who is clearly better because she's not girly and she doesn't care about getting her nails dirty (this is not an attack to piper, she's actually my favorite hoo character! this is why i hate the way rr wrote her and this is why i wrote a fic about drew and piper becoming friends and being vulnerable to eachother!)
many people pointed out how rr can't see women not having a boyfriend and when they don't, they always have some kind of status that makes them maidens? like, thalia and reyna with the hunt, rachel with the oracle (just so she wouldn't be an obstacle to percabeth) too much cases to call it coincidences.
and about the sapphic characters : lavinia mentions her liking girls but we don't even get to meet her girlfriend ONCE and emmie and jo have pretty marginal roles... piper kisses a girl, okay, and the only thing we know is that her name is shel..
if had to talk in depth i would spend hours, but the thing is that rick has an habit of queercoding characters and not making them queer (es leo, blitz, hearth) in reyna and piper's case, it was handled in a shitty way (can't speak for reyna being ace but i heard many ace women complain)
like ignoring how many sapphics, especially lesbians, saw themselves in her and also ignoring ace sapphic women exist?
then again he tried to make up with lavinia, emmie and jo and shel but I'm not quite sure he did... anyway I'm just rambling but yeah, rr should do better and people should stop treating him and his books as the pinnacle of queer and female rep.
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peridotite · 2 years
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mcga for the ask thing !!
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): alex :]
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): dont think mcga has one of these. blitz maybe i love him
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): i'd probably say anyone except alex and blitzstone are underrated bc of how small mcga fandom is so magnus
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): its been too long since i read the books i can not tell u this one 💀 idk the clay mf alex makes that one time
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): hearth isnt any of these but he's definitely a poor little meow meow
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): loki
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): FREYA
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fbfh · 3 years
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magnus chase relationship and intimacy hcs
I genuinely found zero magnus hcs and it made me really sad
Also might not be as in character as my hoo posts cause I haven’t finished the series my library is closed don’t come for me-
As with all steamy/nsfw works, all characters are aged up to 18+
Warnings: moderate descriptions of ptsd symptoms and emotional recovery,, also like boinking and dicks obvs
1.6k words uwu
‘,:)
So he absolutely definitely has ptsd 
I don’t remember norse demigods being mentioned as having adhd and dyslexia so correct me if I’m wrong lol
I mean his mom was brutally murdered, he was fucking homeless, then he was killed and taken to valhalla
So yeah
Ptsd
He’s really defensive and jumpy at physical contact for a while
But he’s also incredibly touch starved
He’s super whipped for you
So it makes him really frustrated when he wants to be affectionate and vulnerable with you but he just,,, can’t
He has a lot of emotional walls up too for obvious reasons
You have to have really clear communication with him 
Which you do,, and he appreciates it a lot
You baby step into affection and intimacy
And let him take the lead a lot
It takes a while
But after a bit he gets these bursts of affection where he’ll cuddle and make out with you for like
Five minutes or less
Then it starts to feel weird again
You try to do small stuff like hand holding or blowing him a kiss or putting your head on his shoulder to help melt that ice
And it works
It goes from feeling weird, to weird but nice, to nice but kind of weird, to nice enough to ignore the weird part
As soon as he can be,,, he is an affectionate fiend
He likes to bear hug you a lot
He keeps a hand on your cheek or jaw line or the back of your neck when you kiss a lot
He still gets a little weird about his back or stomach or neck being touched which you totally understand 
So you kiss his shoulders and collarbones and run your hands over his chest and arms a lot
Once he had a really bad dream and couldn’t sleep cause he didn’t feel safe bc
~‧₊˚; *‧.₊˚ flashbacks fucking suuuuuuck ~‧₊˚; *‧.₊˚
So you played some home renovation show and spooned him and whispered
“It’s okay, I’ve got your back”
He didn’t have anymore nightmares that night
He really likes back hugs after that, as long as he knows it’s you behind him
He gives really nice kisses
It’s like a big full kiss
Idk how else to describe it but it’s very unique to him
He’s super protective over you still in a healthy way
He’s super fuckin pansexual and you can pry that from my cold dead hands
So he has a lot of hoodies and denim jackets
And bracelet stacks and weird dad thrift store shirts
And you can get him more of these things no matter how many he has and he will love it an equal amount 
Which is a lot
He gets kind of insecure and feels bad about all his weird symptoms bc he minimizes what he’s been through a lot
It’s kind of a why can’t I just get over it and be normal feeling
You remind him a lot that it’s okay and his feelings and experiences are valid and he’s safe now
He needs to hear that a lot
Once a lot of that ice has been broken he gets really touchy really fast
You two were just like
Chilling on the couch watching a movie or something
And he nuzzles into your side to cuddle
So you lay down a little more and he rests his head on your chest
You keep watching the movie like that for a while 
He props himself up and just kind of looks at you for a minute
He can’t remember feeling this warm before he met you
And now he feels really really warm 
And tingly
You’re about to look over and ask if he’s alright when he just 
Presses his face into your neck and starts kissing you
You let out this breathy flustred little laugh he’s never heard before and he wants to make you make that sound again
He kisses up to your face and his hair is all in his eyes
So you brush it out of the way and tuck it behind his ear and his face nuzzles into your hand
He bites back a moan
You end up making out a lot
Which leads to,, other things
You don’t question it or ask where that came from
You just give him a lot of love and reassurance
Once he feels comfortable,,,, I hope you’re ready bitch
Cause you’ll be under him
And on top of him
A lot
Like a lot lot
He doesn’t have a lot of experience so he likes it when you take the lead
Big fan of showering together
I almost fucking forgot
He thinks you look hot in everthing obvs
But if you wear his boxers 
He goes apeshit
If you wear bras he likes the unlined sheer ones best on you
He also thinks you look really nice in boyshorts and cheekies
Esp the invisible microfiber ones
He likes how soft they are and how they just kind of seamlessly glide over your hips
If you play with his hair he practically starts purring
If you tug it really gently he moans
Just thought you should know that
Things get really intense in a good way with him
He gets very caught up in the heat of the moment
Has broken the bed before
And would do it again
Blitz and hearth almost walked in on you two cause they heard a loud crack and thought someone broke in
It was a very very close call
You laughed about it a lot later
He also likes things to be really soft and fluffy
So sleepy morning sex is definitely in his vocabulary
When he gets more comfortable he loves when you rest your head on his tummy and he can play with your hair and touch your shoulders
He also likes when you have your hand resting on his lower back
He finds it really grounding
Gives a lot of back hugs
Sometimes his head is resting on your head or shoulders
Sometimes he’s sucking on your neck
Just kinda depends yk
Really really likes it when you straddle him
Esp when you play with the hem of his clothes
You really really like to straddle him too
It’s a nice seat if you get what I’m sayin
Kind of wants to have shower sex with you but is also really scared of slipping and getting hurt
Settles for romantic bubble baths instead
Kind of stubbly, esp in the morning
It’s really cute
But kind of ouchie on more,,, sensitive areas
He’s usually fine staying a little stubbly, unless he’s planning to surprise you
You get a little excited when you see him shaving extra carefully
He sees you staring and just kind of looks you up and down and winks
Alksdjafskfja 
He likes having his hair longer
So do you
So you show him different ways to do little buns and stuff to keep it out of his face and stop it from getting tangled when he sleeps
Ngl you haven’t lived until you’ve seen magnus hard in his boxers kneeling over you hastily throwing up his hair so you can have some fun
That image is thankfully burned into your retinas for all eternity 
You get palpitations thinking about it
You’re the only one allowed to play with his hair or call him maggie/mags
He sometimes borrows your scrunchies and it’s really really cute
You end up with this little routine of swapping them when they stop smelling like the other person
If you don’t wear scrunchies you get him some and he thinks it’s adorable
You also steal them and swap them out when they don’t smell like him anymore
He loves having picnics outside with you
Especially to go stargazing
Yeah rooftop picnics are a thing
Plus people can’t really see what you’re doing and no one really goes up there so uh
As long as you can stay quiet you’re never bored
Sometimes when you’re stargazing his hand will just kind of gradually go from resting on your hip to wrapping his arms around you and having you lean against his chest
You sometimes raid the fridge together in the middle of the night
You took him to mcdonalds at like 2am once
It was not the last time that happened
Totally the type to love getting matching pj bottoms with you
Really loves it when you hold his hand with both of yours
It makes him feel really loved and masculine in a good healthy way and generally good
On days when he just Needs a Distraction you try any hobby or activity you can get your hands on
His favorites so far are painting each others nails, random online flash games like papa’s, finding the best climbing trees (weather permitting), and binge watching and reviewing the weirdest shows and movies you can find
Including but not limited to flava of love, josie and the pussycats in outer space, lightning point, and clone high
The movies are usually really low budget, or questionable teen romance movies like twilight, sierra burgess is a loser, the kissing booth etc. 
You still quote clone high to this day
He’s very excited for the reboot me too, magnus, me too
Doesn’t stop clowning on TJ bc of it
TJ has no fucking idea what he’s talking about 
“For the last time Magnus, I’m just named after him. I’m not a clone. I don’t know John Kennedy or Abraham Lincoln, and how could I possibly know Cleopatra??? Where are you getting this from, you understood this like a week ago-”
He really likes just kind of hugging you from behind and smooching wherever he can and swaying back and forth
Tells you he loves you a lot
Really really grateful you’re in his life
Does everything he possibly can to be the best boyfriend
Cause you deserve it
Did i mention he loves you a lot lot lot
Cause he really does
Treat him right, give him a lot of love 
He also blushes really easily shhh
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italian-wall-lizard · 2 years
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because i am both a swiftie and a pjo fan i am going to make a comprehensive list of character's favorite albums and songs on that album
percy: 1989, wonderland
annabeth: evermore, right where you left me
jason: debut, teardrops on my guitar
piper: reputation, king of my heart
leo: red, state of grace
hazel: folklore, mirrorball
frank: 1989, shake it off (he doesn't know any other songs)
nico: red, nothing new (he is a pharb)
reyna: reputation: this is why we can't have nice things
will: lover, miss americana and the heartbreak prince
magnus: fearless, forever and always
alex: 1989, i wish you would (ok listen i think alex would like the upbeat sort of angry pop vibes of it)
sam: speak now, haunted
blitz: red, starlight
hearth: evermore, willow
(edit: ….. i did in fact forget that hearth is deaf. sorry about that)
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aziraphales-library · 3 years
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Aziraphale’s Library Festive Countdown: Week 1
Hey all, Mod B here! If you were here last December, you will know that I compiled a vast array of festive fic recs to celebrate the holiday season. While I felt it would be too draining to make a rec list every day again, I still wanted to do a countdown and recommend some festive fics, so this year I’ll be making a rec list every week until the 31st! If anyone has any questions, feel free to message me or send an ask on my personal tumblr @gwenstacyismyicon
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The Adventure of the Angel Detective by MostWeakHamlets 1892. Crowley can't think of a gift worthy of giving to Aziraphale. Fortunately, he's not above a little petty crime to make his angel feel like his favorite detective for an evening.
This is a super fun and creative story, which takes brilliant advantage of the time period and has many fun nods to Sherlock Holmes stories. I love the mystery element and, despite being staged, the mystery itself is amusing and engaging.
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Angel Actually by ineffablebadger “Crowley raised his eyebrow, paused for a moment, and reached for his coffee. His fingers brushed against Aziraphale’s hand delicately as he grabbed the cup, causing the blond’s heart to pound in his chest. Crowley glanced up at Aziraphale before lifting the drink to his mouth and taking a sip.” It’s the day of the Home, Hearth and Garden Christmas Party. Aziraphale sits next to his handsome colleague Crowley at dinner.
I am a sucker for an office romance fic, and this human AU nails every trope it takes advantage of. I loved Anathema and Aziraphale’s friendship, and Crowley and Aziraphale had some wonderfully sweet and awkward interactions.
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As The Light Seeps Into The Dark by ArcheaMajuar “Do you know any Christmas carols?” “What?” Crowley mumbled, withdrawing from Aziraphale a bit, so he could speak properly, “I haven’t been one to celebrate it, so…” “Would you like to hear some?” “You mean… you will sing?” “Yes, of course!” Silence for a few seconds. “Go ahead.”
A gloriously fluffy fic, which was a joy to read.
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Best House on the Block by bethagain Newt loves all the new-fangled fancy Christmas decorations, but they're all controlled by computer chips. Which means, they don't love him.
A cute story that has fun with Newt’s technologically disastrous tendancies, and is very heartwarming.
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Concerning Mistletoe, Mince Pies, and the Lady of the Lake by argyle4eva On a cozy midwinter evening in the South Downs, Aziraphale tells Crowley the tale of his involvement with King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.
A well written, creative fic that combines mythology and modern christmas traditions to create a very interesting story, in addition to soft moments with the ineffable husbands.
Of Lists, Lazy Days, and Bragging Rights by argyle4eva A short followup to "Concerning Mistletoe, Mince Pies, and the Lady of the Lake," in which Crowley can't resist running part of his speculative list past Aziraphale. A bit of fun for New Year's Day; may 2020 be kind to everyone.
The sequel to the fic above, this short extra continues the ineffable’s fun coversation and lighthearted atmosphere
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The Nights Grow Long, But Dreams Live On by Domina_Temporis In the middle of the Blitz, after their reunion at the church, Aziraphale and Crowley celebrate Christmas. Hidden away by the blackout curtains and the sound of bombs, they may just feel safe enough to confess how they really feel...
Last but certainly not least, I ardently reccomend this fic that manages to nail both the Angsty elements, sweetness, and overall hopeful feel. It was a wonderful read, enjoyable and unique.
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Happy holidays all, I’ll be returning next week with more recs!
~ Mod B
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I'm not sure if you still take these but, a thought. I feel like elves generally have a very organic diet in Alfheim so theres a lot of veg and whole foods. When Hearth gets to Midgard his body doesn't know how to process all of the sugar found in our food so he gets all hyper giggly and jittery and LOVES it while Blitz is just like *tired sigh*
Yessss omg ok this is one of my favorite headcanons I don't think I've posted about before. One of the headcanons that's pretty much just canon to me is that 1) Hearthstone has a huuuge sweet tooth 2) Hes got pretty much a bottomless pit for a stomach. I just imagine if no one stops him he'd literally keep eating till he made himself sick from being too full, kinda like a puppy who just doesn't realize they can only eat so much. He's also got a pretty iron stomach too I think, not picky at all, and he's very stubborn about trying to eat things that are past their expiration date or burned food, finding it wasteful to toss it out. Though he definitely prefers sweets and highly sugary food, especially a big fan of colorful tooth rotting cereal that's normally marketed for kids. Though to me all of his issues with food trace back to two major traumas in his life. The first obviously being his time spent homeless watching over Magnus with Blitzen, never knowing when or where they'd find their next meal and couldn't afford to turn down any chance for food. And the bigger one being his childhood struggling to work off a fucking life debt. If you recall food was one of the things listed on his walls that'd he would have to pay gold coins for. There's no doubt in my mind he'd probably go as long as he could without eating, days at a time, trying to save up more coins. And there's no way the food he got was very good, I'd guess just enough to keep him alive. Thus not so much that the elven diet doesn't have a lot of sugar, but rather he just never got treats like that as a child. So uh yeah sorry this started out fluffy but turned to some angst haha
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oh-hush-its-perfect · 3 years
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Ranking the MCGA Audiobook Readers
For those of you who don’t know, there are 3 different people who narrate the MCGA audibooks, one for each book. I have no idea why. As far as I can tell, changing a reader is par for the course once, but three times in a trilogy is... kinda funny, actually. Anyway
Third Place: Christopher Guetig.
This one’s personal. I just really don’t like Guetig’s voice. Sorry, man. That’s my main gripe, and it’s not even a good one. Also, the way he reads the lines is a gross reminder that these books were written in 2015. I can’t put my finger on explaining it, but the joke delivery sends me straight back to the humor of the 2010s. Didn’t age well. Don’t like his voice. Plus side? He does accents and voices consistently and pretty well! He tried his best.
Second Place: Keiran Culkin
Points for the alliterative name. I do like his voice a lot better than Guetig’s, and I think it probably sells the idea of a simotaneously mature and childish kid of 16 years best of all three. He loses points for being weird about different character’s voices. Some characters who were clearly written with accents in mind (i.e. Mallory Keen and a couple others) won’t have them. And then for some characters, the voice will change a couple of times. I think I noticed that with Alex and Blitz the most; Blitz gets what I presume is a South Boston accent part of the way through if I’m not wrong. The worst case of this was Utgard-Loki in his voice fluctuating disguise. Culkin would switch how he performs Utgard-Loki’s lines mid-sentences. Still, all-around a good performance. 
First Place: Michael Crouch
I like his voice a lot! Doesn’t sound like every teenage guy I know, but I know some with a register even lower, so we’ll let it slide. He does accents pretty consistently for different characters, and they’re all pretty distinguishable (with the exception of Blitz, who he does not give an accent at all. I could still always tell who was talking, though, so A+). Also, this was the first audiobook of the trilogy I listened to on my re-read, and I was so nervous that he was going to pull some semi-transphobic bs in how he voiced Alex. But Crouch made Alex sound exactly how I always imagined him in the pace and flow of his words, if not really the voice. Loki was also pretty fun to listen to speak. Additionally, his joke-delivery is the most deadpan, which is more my style of humor. Generally a good time!! Probably part of the reason SotD is my favorite.
General notes:
Every narrator voiced Samirah pretty much the same way? It was, like, the only constant they had throughout the books.
They all pretty much just do Magnus’s internal voice for Hearth, too, in case you were wondering.
I really want to know why they switched twice. At first I assumed Geutig didn’t want to voice a queer protagonist, but that wouldn’t explain why Culkin didn’t carry over, either. 
There are so many soundbites I want to make into Tik Toks
A lot of these little things I probably wouldn’t have noticed had I not listened to each audiobook more than twice. Oops.
Coincidentally, my favorite narrators correspond to the order of the books they narrate. Geutig voices SoS, Culkin voices HoT, and Crouch voices SotD
I don’t mean any disrespect to any of these people! I don’t know anything about them! Please know I’m not trying to be mean but instead I’m just sharing my thoughts
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