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wonderland-irwin · 1 year

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ash 🥺

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venusandsaturnsrings · 1 year

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hi venus i hope ur childe summons went well cause i got mine done + his weapon so i wanna reward our icky man with thr nastiest grossest mind numbing fuckening there is,,,, ill suck him dry and fondle his hairy sweaty balls and spread my cunt for this man hehe

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hehe you’re so sweet checking in on me and childe like that <33 CONGRATS ON YOUR PULLS!! uhm uhm rambling a bit btc, im very happy about all of this!! U^ェ^U

I ONLY HAD 120 PULLS SAVED UP BTW SO IM VERY VERY EXCITED HEHE!! i was able to pull polar star and two childes!! and mona i hate her

childe related: HES FINALLY FINALLY HOME!! ive waited so long for my bf to finally come home and he’s here!! i was holding my childe body pillow so tightly while wishing hehe (〃ω〃) i spent soooo long mining for all of his and polar stars materials so this is like… a major reward for all my prep!! i also ordered the cutest childe pullover this morning from paimons.boutique on ig!! it’s so cute and embroidered i’m so excited hehe…

not childe related: heizou is amongst my favourite genshin characters so i’m SOOO happy he’s finally c6!! i love the build i have for him he’s amongst the best 4* dps’ if you ask me… i’m also very happy to have layla, her design is ADORABLE but like most people i can’t stand her voice… she’s the sweetest but good god they gave her the worst voice im so MAD about it… anywayyysss…

for my dearest simpy: im so so happy your pulls went well too!! he was destined to come home!! i also promise promise promise i have the other hcs you sent me with a draft rn!! im working on it i love you!! childe deserves a good fuck after all of this surely!! he’s had a very big day and definitely needs his cock sucked, i just know it… sigh i love his big sweaty hairy balls <33 he’s filthy <33

#childe childe childeeee <3 #he’s home!!!#simpy my beloved <3 #chit chats

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arekayic · 2 years

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mmm mumbo i love you olease come back my boyyy /p

#i am so tired #HE’S HOME!!!#mumbo jumbo

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sabertoothwalrus · 29 days

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girldad mode activate

#I'd trust him to buy me pads #at home he'd always have clean pads ready in case #they're not for him to use. if he's trans his ass is in menopause #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #izutsumi #comic #my art

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bakedbeanchan · 2 months

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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

#and they were forced to raise each other...#baked bean originals #avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #sokka #sorry hakoda i don't think you count #couldn't have you just left one dude back home instead of giving your 13 yr old kid a martyr complex #cmon man #i don't think he's a bad dad but that was not the best decision

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 5 months

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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents #also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van #technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity #heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia.#plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge #all the sudokus are half finished anyway #update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.

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sleepysebris · 4 months

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:) 🖤

@mlsecretsanta gift for @thequeenofspace! happy belated holidays and apologies for the delay, had a serious family emergency followed by sickness! I had so much fun making this though, was so excited to finally draw these two 🖤 hope you enjoy!!!

#i absolutely believe emo marinette went home and made dolls after seeing the ladybug & chat noir dolls #im assuming adrien's room is the preferred hang out space in this universe #so this is his room and that is his ladybug doll #also obsessed with his quiet blushy personality #assume that when they detransform she laughs at his half-finished makeup cause they forgot what they were doing before they left #and he deserves it for poorly-timed teasing her mid-battle or something #there's the fanfic #ml secret santa 2023 #ml secret santa #miraculous ladybug #ml paris special #adrienette #emo love square #emodrien #my art #my ml comics

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months

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The Aftons tried to kill Mike for being eepy in the FNAF movie

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #william afton #steve raglan #springtrap #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Haus of Decline #William saw this sleep dude and wanted to destroy him #leave him alone he’s just doing his best #Vanessa was really hoping they wouldn’t have to kill this one #William wears the mask at home I know it

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lazylittledragon · 4 months

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the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #i feel like he’s good at schmoozing but i’m not sure how much he would actually Enjoy it #he gives me extroverted introvert #being surrounded by a few hundred very pretty wood elves for a weekend is probably quite nice though #he might have a bitch sesh with dorian’s sisters #also i will keep making his outfits cuntier if it kills me #what’s that post about how wyll is the only character you could realistically bring home without disaster

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

#i would like to Squeeze Him Full Strength #look at him!!! so proud that he tracked mud everywhere!!! what a good boy!!!!#listen listen. im a cat person. but barnaby.....#in my mind ms beagle is trying to be stern but hes just So Darn Cute #we are ms beagle pov #scribble garnish #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #welcome home puppet show #no okay but real talk the potential of barnaby's backstory has me close to tears #like hes just a little orphaned puppy... he was ORPHANED #WHAT A FUCKING DETAIL TO INCLUDE LIKE???? OWIE????#did she find him in a waterlogged cardboard box in the rain... just a lil puppy abandoned by the roadside....#OHHHHHH IM GONNA TEAR UP IF I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT #who would abandon such a sweet boy....#listen im weak to animals #but im Especially weak to innocent lil bby animals who are abandoned/orphaned...#like theyre just little guys who deserve all the love in the world... pure and full of love... discarded....#WAILING AND SOBBING AND EATING YARN LIKE SPAGHETTI

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nonomives · 1 year

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Sorry i woke up and chose to be a simp

#welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home wally #wally darling #wished he'd make me his darling--HA H A H ABKJBSJVJAVVEJBKAS #/joke jok i kid #i mean unless...#a h a--*gets shot*#ok but fr id sell my soul to this man if he asked #digital art #my art #eeart

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emyn-arnens · 1 year

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Gosh I just love book Legolas. He's immortal. He's a teenager. Elrond picks him instead of Glorfindel because he's average and won't draw attention to the Fellowship. He's the comic relief guy and resident Little Shit, but he can also shoot a Nazgul out of the sky in the pitch black like a one-man elf anti-aircraft defense system. He wants everyone to know that he's, like, really old. He forgets the task at hand because he wants to look at trees. His greatest qualities are that he can become friends with anyone and his loyalty is unending. He shows up to Valinor a century late with Starbucks in hand and his dwarf bestie at his side. Iconic.

#thinking again of that part in home where gandalf threatens to set him on fire because he's so annoyed with him #truly the pippin of the elves #lotr #legolas #.txt

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bruciemilf · 1 month

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Every time the batkids get into legal trouble (damaged property fighting a villain, entitled old ladies being mad they didn’t get saved first, Damian sueing a classmate for proprietary rights over an OC he drew in class, the ONLY person they want to be represented by is Harvey.

Sure, TEHNICALLY he can’t practice anymore, but this is Gotham, and the law system is made of tangled wires. If you pull the right one, you’re in the clear.

The hardest plaintiff is Jason, by far. Ironically enough, he has the simplest cases.

“Okay, so, HOLD ON— I have to TELL you to get out of the way when Bane throws an ENTIRE truck your way? If you can’t dodge death, it deserves to have you, period.”

“Lady, I’m not going to save your weird ass dog/frog hybrid science experiment , — who BIT me, by the way, — over an entire bank full of PEOPLE.”

“Oh im sorry I forgot to pay for the overpriced 12 dollar latte while RUNNING FROM WILD MANEATING PLANTS. “

Harvey, pouring a violent amount of vodka in his coffee: your honor, my client just needs a nap probably

#dc #dc comics #text #jason todd #harvey dent #batkids #dc two face #batman #text post #Bruce hardly cares tbh — he’s just sitting at home with a cucumber mask. Dami sleeping on his chest. ‘did you win already? no? alright.#come back when you do. if you don’t — send Jay and that’s it. ‘

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soyochii · 7 months

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