#he has gone crazy

[xx3bvvx]

What's your problem:

The white radish: cale henituse, that bastard is my problem, he is destroying my very smart plans.

Eruhaben-nim: Sigh.... I have 99 problems, and all of them are the unlucky bastard.

Cookie Prince: Without any doubt, Cale henituse.

Bud: ..... I am my problem.

#may ws plans rest in peace #golide needs some serious help #alberu wants to die #he has gone crazy #tcf #cale henituse #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #tcf meme #tcf humor #bud illis #white star #alberu crossman #eruhaben

[blueskittlesart]

Now that you're gone

#*guy who just spent a full month selling 60 pages worth of comics voice* i should write another comic #this is part 1 of 2 btw. i have another one scripted from aryll's pov LOL #anyway. the concept for this has been in my head for like. years. finally decided to actually write it tho lol #the thought of his family after the initial calamity strike makes me crazy. they lost him. but he was already gone. #he was gone the moment he picked up that sword. could they have stopped it? should they have? #would things have ended any differently if they'd tried? or would it only have been worse for him? #ANYWAY. hi everyone new black and white zelda comic from the black and white zelda comic guy #skribbles #botw #loz #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #totk #tears of the kingdom #OH SHIT. TRIGGER WARNINGS #tw gore #tw suicide #tw suicidal ideation #<sorry 4 forgetting at first LMAO

[lavender-rroses]

//JRWI RIPTIDE SPOILERS

talk to us

#jrwi riptide #jrwi #jrwi fanart #gillion tidestrider #jrwi chip #jay ferin #jrwi riptide spoilers #haven’t decided for realsies if i like this one but it’s ok #i’ll definitely find something wrong with it after i post #they mean so much to me #like…they love each other 😭 so much😭 i want them to be happy😭 #albatrio #ok here’s some little things #jays leg is straight cuz i can’t imagine she can bend it all that much #chip has some gray streaks cuz i think he lost some melanin when he came back to life (rip) #that’s also why his freckles are gone #also also he doesn’t have a little highlight in his eye. his zest for life 😞 gone #gill i think likes to wrap his tail around people he trusts and he wants to give some comfort to chip #and they’re both leaning on him/touching him to warm him up #im so excited for the next ep it’s crazy #also 110? crazy episode the tree was so funny #lavrose art

[himejoshiangels]

unfortunately thinking hard abt how Bruce meets duke at three vastly different times in his life and how he watched the innocence and cheer leave him as he got older and more jaded only for his spirit to blaze with hope when he matures into the signal

#ITS LIKE #dukes convinced hes an entirely different kid #he goes from a clever determined baby know it all to a jaded but hopeful 14ish year old to a rough edged thick skinned tunnel visioned 16 #year old in WAR but like bruce meets well remeets duke post war and who he meets is an amalgamation of all 3 but dukes convinced that kid i #gone died the night gotham experienced that joker attack and hes sure hes so different theres no way his parents could be proud #but BUT!!! Bruce sees that same 7 year old he met erasing and rewriting riddles bcs hes convinced hes the one who will save gotham from the #riddler bcs SOMEONE has to and it mightas well be him and youre only crazy if it doesn't work right? #help..HELP ME #MEDIC MEDIC #the signal #thought bubbles #duke thomas #bruce wayne #batman

[andro-dino]

I don’t know how they did it but they gave a troll tguy swag,,,, godbless

+ closeup of just the human version bc I like how he came out a lot <3

#trolls #trolls band together #trolls floyd #this design has me frothing at the mouth I am so in love with him #simply just a little guy #thinking about what he was doing during his solo career is fun #HIM BEING EMO MEANS SO MUCH TO ME YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #also. saw someone on twt point out how his ears are downturned #and the only other troll with downturned ears is branch #which only happened when he went gray #which means that Floyd could’ve potentially gone grey at some point #and that thought has me going crazy insane currently

[simplydm]

“I’ve been trying to piece together Mumbo’s episodes using clues” grian, honey, I have great news about that- just go to YouTube dot com and type in “Mumbo jumbo” and you’ll find that he actually posts YouTube videos of what he does on Hermitcraft

#/silly #can’t believe g has gone so far off the internet he’s now off yt too crazy #grian #speak up dm

[the-toybox-general]

AHHHH I've been playing Digimon Cyber Sleuth on and off again and I FINALLY digivolved my starting digimon ( Palmon ) all the way up to Rosemon !!! I wanted to sketch them for that reason... it took way longer than expected...!! But for that reason it feels like a big achievement!

This is specifically supposed to be my Rosemon ( His name is Squire ) but I think I could design him to have more of his own cool unique details as an actual Digimon oc !! So this is Squire... for now !!!

#my art #toybox-arts #Digimon #Rosemon #Cyber Sleuth is the first digimon game i picked up to ACTUALLY get a grip on the series #i played dusk as a child but i didnt understand it and gave up #So I didnt actually know.. palmon could become rosemon but as soon as i knew i was soo excited #one of those designs ive seen and gone crazy abt... what a cool design !!! #squire went by errm... #Palmon to Sunflowmon to Lillymon to Rosemon! #I mean . he has to devolve a time or two to get to rosemon but you know you know #i wanted to keep a bit of that silly creature energy from sunflowmon because it was so notable to me #so I tried to at least give this rosemon a little fang and funny mouth!!! #if anyone reads my tag ramble... ty... im very new to digimon but i am passionate at times yes #This was a good shake off sketch for da day.. i gotta get to owed artwork !! ( running off )

[cometrose]

queen of tears pisses me off because haein and hyunwoo know each other so well but don't know each other at all like

"she doesn't like it when people touch her hair" "he doesn't drink coffee on an empty stomach" "she doesn't like the bathroom floor wet" "she's not a lightweight so how did you get her drunk"

And the phone password...

they make me sick!!!!

#queen of tears #they're terrible!!! #he assumes the worst if she doesn't speak #but she assumes the best but she doesn't speak #LORD #i am making an emotional investment in an drama that has a 49% chance of ending in tragedy #i love how they were both physically attracted to the each other #girl its normal to want to fuck your husband #its crazy how he's like i want her gone but at the slightest problem he's right beside her #haein: yes me and my husband have grown distant but everything is fine #hyunwoo: *rotting beneath the floorboards* #hyunwoo: haein is strong and confident that she doesn't need anyone #haein: *in pieces* #i wonder was it the baby that drove them apart…it wouldn’t be surprising

[dnpg-hiatus-survivor]

i need someone to study the way dan reacts to phil saying “bear” constantly in the newest video

#and this is just the first instance #like he has SUCH an obvious reaction #but idk maybe im just crazy #demon phannie sickness gone straight to the brain #dan and phil #dnp #phan #dan and phil games #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #daniel howell

[ladystoneboobs]

no of fence to jon snow fans who for some reason care about his exact age, but these discussions just annoy me no end. not only bc there's no way any weirwood flashbacks bran has to rhaegar/lyanna will come with time/datestamps, but also bc there's always comments like this:

SEVERAL turns of the moon (ie, months)?! have these people never seen a human baby before or just have no concept of their ages? even if we take into account travel time from the toj to wf, meaning jon was not a newborn too fresh out the oven when catelyn and robb arrived, there's still a difference between a newborn and a 3mo and an even bigger difference between those infants and an older baby 5-7mo. there's very good reasons these lines were cut. whatever birthdates can be worked out internally for jon and robb from when they're first mentioned as 15 and 16 don't matter in the end, bc grrm doesn't care about a consistent timeline and the actual text of catelyn's pov and ned's convo with robert about cheating on her should outweigh any guesstimates about jon's official nameday wrt robb's. catelyn may not have cared for jon, but she would sure as hell have noticed his nameday if it came before robb's and made him ned's firstborn. if jon's birthday canonically came before robb's then either ned's cover story would not involve adultery (not impossible for him to sire a bastard before his wedding), or he'd just give jon a new nameday along with his new name to fit the adultery lie. it makes no sense for him to lie about one and not the other, undermining the big lie with a little public clue of his story not adding up. whatever else she was as a stepmother, cat wasn't stupid and a bastard who was actually the eldest son being raised alongside her trueborn heir could be an even bigger insult than whether he was born of adultery or not.

BUT, the unknowability of jon's true birthday is not the only reason this annoys me, it's bc this is all based on the assumption that jon must be older since rhaegar/lyanna ran off together before ned married cat, as if both boys must have been conceived asap as robb canonically was when his parents consummated their marriage. and that's not how human reproduction works! even if you don't understand how fast babies grow in the first year, you should know that people who get pregnant do so through ovulation cycles and a lucky sperm finding an egg and all that, not just immediately getting knocked up as soon as one has p-in-v sex for the first time. not unless you only know mean girls sex ed where if you have sex you will get pregnant and die. (even tho lyanna did die, there's plenty of canon examples where pregnancy did not lead straight to death. also examples of people who did not get pregnant right away and even some who are/were sexually active and childless without always having moon tea on hand.) we can't know how long lyanna was having sex before that sperm+egg match happened or even how long she was with rhaegar before losing her technical virginity. if they were married, doesn't it make sense to think they didn't consummate their relationship until the wedding night either? that's the only leverage there is to ensure a status as wife rather than just mistress.

and while i just said grrm doesn't care about exact timelines and a lot is still foggy surrounding the rebellion and esp rhaegar, there is one timemarker wrt robert's rebellion he voluntarily threw in, time and time again: that stannis was besieged at storm's end for almost a whole year. that siege, which mind you, did not match the duration of the entire war. it only started after robert won his battles at gulltown and summerhall, returned to storm's end, and then went out and lost the battle of ashford, leaving his homeland open to the reachermen. the same siege which only ended when ned made a detour there after the sack of king's landing, before going to the toj. even if lyanna may not have given birth that exact day ned found her, she could only be waiting in that bloody bed for weeks at the most, not months. so if rhaegar knocked her up the very same night he carried her off and jon was still a newborn when ned found her after the siege of storm's end had ended, wouldn't that mean lyanna was pregnant for well over a year? that's not how human pregnancy works either! so, maybe that's proof that jon and robb, whichever order they were actually born in, were actually very close in age as babies, much closer than if they were both conceived asap.

and really, jon's actual birthdate does not matter imho, when he was raised not just as the bastard to robb's trueborn heir, but with robb also known by catelyn and the world as ned's firstborn (which he was, in any case, as jon was ned's nephew by birth). what difference could a birthdate before robb's make (even were there some means of discovery) after ned, cat, and robb are all dead? if one is looking only at his birth parents then he's only a firstborn child on lyanna's side, but definitely a second son on rhaegar's side. maybe he was always meant to be a second son with a not much older half-brother! even if the aegon fka young griff is not in fact rhaegar's son, he'll still be known as aegon vi targaryen, meaning jon will never be known as any father's elder son. if i may reference mean girls again, it's not going to happen.

#valyrianscrolls #asoiaf #asoiaf meta #robb stark #jonathan snowflake starkgaryen #i want him to succeed me as king in the north #jon snow #ned stark #lyanna stark #like this isn't prompted by anyone except that reddit post and its comments this has just annoyed me for so long #that's why i made that show!robb/show!jon coming of age gifset years ago bc narratively jon is always a second son #bc robb did everything first as elder bro and the only milestones jon will hit first will be the those robb can't since he's dead for good #(obviously starting with jon being first male stark to be brought back from the dead) #not that everyone interested in this debate thinks this way but it just feels tied to the idea of jon being a trueborn heir #not only was he never a bastard he was an eldest boy! eldest surviving boy with those pesky half-dornish sibs gone! point missed. #sorry i just dont think grrm means for a targ restoration with king jon any more than fake eldest boy kendall roy could win his succession #(c)lsb #i had to look up all the quotes on the big storm's end siege bc it makes me feel like i'm taking crazy pills #thinking what abt stannis starving for a year while others are like we just can't know how long rr was. was it even 9mons? #like yeah lollys's pregnancy doesn't add up but bc grrm really slowed the tl down postacok prob w/o really thinking #thats diff from repeatedly saying something lasted almost a year when he didn't have to give such a timeframe!

[cnl0400]

I understand why they didn't introduce Michael in the past but I think we needed more people suspecting MC was Not From Here™, they should have played More with the idea that anybody could unmask MC/Solomon true motives and Michael already knew, It would have been better for him taunting MC with the idea of telling the truth to everyones else unless they stop making pacts with the brothers (Bcuz y'know, thats what Nightbringer wants, Right? And whatever he wants must be... Not good?)

In earlier seasons the tease the idea of two Rings of Light existing in the same timeline, can you imagine the interactions?

Michael: Wow MC! that's a pretty ring you have there!

MC: ... Yeah...

Michael: It looks identical to the one I have here, see? *Flashes His own Ring of Light to MC*

MC: Ah... *Gulp*

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #see I don't like how everyone believes that MC is just a normal human from the human world and nobody questions this #Like I know Barbatos has his moments when he's like 'I know what you are ;) ' #but It's not like he's did give you away to Diavolo or anything. so it feels a bit pointless #I wish they gave more tension with this Idea... like they could catch you if you messed up too much with the timeline #like I want people breathing down my neck... Barbatos. Michael. Nightbringer IDC I just want the tension #this post was in my drafts for a long time for like a theory post but like... we're already back in the present... it's pointless now #feel like if they wanted to do time travel fuckery they should have gone all the way. go crazy idc... #we should have seen two solomons. maybe that'll fix me

[floridagirlboy]

Where's Florida? - Apr. 15, 2020

[at the end of the episode]

#wttt #florida #minnesota #mildly obsessed with this interaction it made me giggle really hard #i need to share it NOW! #the way he goes “ope mines gone” #not even particularly distressed. or upset. just like ah...okay. i guess that's the way this is going. almost resigned to the situation #florida's sleight of hand go CRAZYYY #i bet he can do absolutely killer magic tricks #i've been up to daytona a lot and you can usually see street performers doing crazy magic tricks and shit at the boardwalks #he has really good sleight of hand he uses for 1) party tricks and 2) stealing shit off of you without you realizing #i bet gov has had his watch swiped off of him while he was wearing it. TWICE. and only realized 1) when he went to see the time and #2) when florida came up to him giggling and dangling his watch like “you lost this again”

[dollypopup]

like. . .are any other Polin fans out there that do not give a singular flying fuck about Debling? we should form a club lol because from the very bottom of my heart and with my whole chest: I could not care less about him. Not sorry, I'm tuning into S3 for Pen and Colin and Pen and Colin alone

#polin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #like. . .i keep seeing all these theories about debling and i'm going '. . .and?' #someone: what if debling- #me: don't care. when is colin back on screen? i miss my boy #because really. . .who gives a fuck? he's a random oc who's gonna be gone by ep 3? #frankly i don't give a shit about him in any capacity #and tbh. . .like it's not even a contest for me. colin is SO much more attractive and appealing than debling #no shade to the actor i'm sure he's lovely but guys. . .luke newton is SO fucking fine #tired: colin gets jealous of debling because he's courting penelope and thus disapproves of them #wired: colin distrusts debling because he's a vegetarian and colin the foodie cannot trust a man who cuts out an entire food group #inspired: colin is friendly to debling and can always hype pen up around him but debling isn't listening because he's queer and likes him #y'all just 'care' about debling because he has no traits rn and you can turn him into your perfect male oc prize for penelope #'i ship pen with options' and i ship pen with colin. . .you know. . .like a polin shipper. . .crazy how that's. . .how it works #anywhoozle i am first and foremost a hater #fellow haters come join me we meet up on tuesdays and we have snacks

[wu-does-art]

au where mike narrowly escapes the upsidedown while on patrol and gets an obscure curse to be a catboy for a month. this is amusing to everyone but mike.

#catmike au #dont know if people will like this au of mine or not but ill keep posting doodles of it cause its funny #dustin is very interested in the curse and is also conveniently the onely one who has owned a cat #hes tests things almost immediately in such excitement #basically its just him seeing mike in the living room and running quickly to his house because he needs to grab some things #its also set vaguely post s5 so some of the byers share the wheeler house #lets just say the wheelers went off for the apocalypse #dustin comes back with a laser pointer and catnip (to the others it honest to god looks like weed) #then of course hes inspecting him and asking questions like seeing if his human ears are gone and if he can move his tail and all that #they find very quickly that he can purr when will comes over next to him curiously #this def disturbs other upsidown meeting because imagine nancy's talking and in the middle of it its just *LOUD PURRING* #mike does chase lasers (out of his control) and he can in fact get hopped up on catnip #which makes him go zoomies or purr crazy loud and it makes him shove his whole body all over will like a strange clingy 5 yr old #also his pupils can go big and small and as expected it goes massive when hes on catnip #everyone finds this hilarious and they make a game of who can secretly get mike catnipped #will is the unwilling victim because he's the cat's (and mike's ofc) assighned so he'll just be sitting and then he'll #hear running qnd suddenly mikes holding his arm up and rubbing against it while purring very loudly #anyways i may have written that for no one in particular but yeah theres some cat au! #st mike #mike wheeler #stranger things #stranger things fanart #byler #st mike wheeler #mike wheeler stranger things #will byers #byler fanart #st will #st will byers #its supposed to say that wills the cats favourite person idk tumblr deleted it cause something something formatting

[cedarw00d-the-fourth]

redeemed Gort au....He gets tadpoled instead of durge....hregrgrggrr...

#so many thoughts about this au #he meets Karlach and she tries to kill him but he's like “woah there i have amnesia I'm sorry for selling you” #and she's constantly weary of him despite him doing good actions #and sometimes scamming people but he's still good #he meets Ketheric and bro starts having war flashbacks because now that gort is back he has to deal with gort and lythe making out again #OH YEAH LYTHE #lythe gets visited by bhaal and bane and bane is like #“yo you're kinda swaggy and my chosen is gone #wann be my new chosen?“ #and lythe says sure and lets orin take her place as Bhaal's chosen #and then gort gets to Baldur's gate and lythe goes fucking crazy and tells him “kill my sister” and he goes “ok” because bhaalspawn pussy #goes hard #anyways she's archduchess of Baldur's gate and reminds gort that he's chosen of bane #and then gort goes to kill orin and then tries to go to the iron throne but the keyword here is tried because #lythe catches him and leaves him and the gang to die #but he leaves and then finds Lythe at the morphic pool with the netherstones #and she's fucking crazy so she tries to kill him #but fails and disappears #and then they save the world YIPPE #Sorry for the note rambles I'm just autistic #bg3 #enver gortash #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #cedar rambles #bg3 gortash

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Eliot: resident hitter and handy crash pad!

Leverage S01E09 The Snow Job.

#leverage #parker #eliot spencer #beth riesgraf #christian kane #twenty pounds of crazy in a five pound bag #parker's smile at the end #eliot is wondering what exactly he has gone and signed up for #whatever it was it definitely wasn't this! #ghostly'sgifs