#speak up dm

[simplydm]

Grian writing the script for secret life ep 6 with a sparkly glitter pen: “so Mumbo 🥺 will be my butler 🥰 and Etho 😍 and I will have to work together on our tasks so our destinies are intertwined 😳 and Jimmy will die 💀 but plot twist not first 👀 but second 👀👀 and the whole server will come together to defeat a warden and a wither together 🤝”

#secret life #speak up dm

[simplydm]

Impulse and Skizz as a demon and an angel respectively is also funny bc impulse has really good luck and Skizz has really bad luck. You see an angel and a demon fall from the sky and the demon lands nicely in a puddle of water, and the angel face plants onto a cactus. And they live like that forever

#imp and Skizz #speak up dm

[simplydm]

(Character) Pearl Pearlescentmoon would tweet something like “making soup for my beautiful soup group I love them so much” and then the next tweet is “lol kitchen on fire” and a selfie of her with a burning kitchen behind her

#and somehow the soup would be really good still #speak up dm

[simplydm]

Only on hermitcraft will you find the ender dragon in the overworld next to a dragon made entirely out of dragon eggs.

#pearlescentmoon you madman #pearlescentmoon #speak up dm

[simplydm]

See, xB’s death was great, but this was my personal favorite moment from that day, ft. comedic timing from Joe Hills

#xbcrafted #Joe hills #hypno is also there #hc10 #speak up dm

[simplydm]

“Martyn run! We can’t lose another person!”

-Joel

That was such a sweet sentiment, but also like imagine you’re Joel. You’ve lost your wife, your ally, and Jimmy all in one fell swoop, basically. No wonder you wouldn’t want anyone else to die today.

#secret life spoilers #secret life #speak up dm

[simplydm]

“We need more villains in mcrp”

Yall can’t even handle geminitay

#^’old’ discourse #now given she wasn’t really a villain #but do u see what I mean #I’m trying to think of a version for like hc/do2 #idk #speak up dm

[simplydm]

Why Double Life was my (personal) favorite:

-it’s straight up just a soulmates fic trope shoved into a Minecraft server like clearly someone read the fanfiction and just ran with it lol

-BigB putting dog ears on his skin to match Ren🥺

-the ONLY two women on the server were both somehow attached to the only gay man

-Jimmy and Tango, the unexpected paring of cringefail guys that we all adore to this day

-BigB was that bitch. Everyone (grian) wanted him forreal

-That Grian stalactite kill was insane

-the girls and gays were all in one big divorcee group, somehow

-desert duo happened, by some force of nature

-the world’s most romantic summer fling, as demonstrated by two married 40 yr old men (homewreckers you will always be famous to me)

-the whole episode with tango and the warden and how tango kept disconnecting

-Etho and Joel, another unexpected pairing that just matched crazy with crazy (and they built a relation ship)

-5am pearl my beloved, my wet cat of a woman, how I love you forever and ever

#double life smp #thinking about double life today #speak up dm

[simplydm]

This should not be as funny as it is

#ethoslab #vintagebeef #speak up dm

[simplydm]

We should all think about pearlescentmoon some more

#speak up dm

[simplydm]

Reasons why they should let Skizz into Hermitcraft:

-please

-all his buddies are there

-he’s actually good at everything he told me himself

-his dog has a long-ass name

-pleas?e

#skizzleman #speak up dm

[simplydm]

BigB’s hole this BigB’s hole that is no one gonna mention the fucking Doors??

#secret life #bigb #speak up dm

[simplydm]

Scott smajor voice: wake up Etho, I sold you to mcc

#he’s living his y/n fantasy #ethoslab #mcc #speak up dm

[simplydm]

Still just kind of processing that grian went “hey y’all want an actual soulmates au in your mcyt video series? Okay here’s double life.” And then later the hermits and the empires peeps went “hey we hear that some of you like hermitcraft x empires crossovers so here’s an actual one for you” like that actually happened what

#so clearly someone’s read the fanfiction #/j #speak up dm

[simplydm]

The energy in this screenshot is indescribable

#hc10 #speak up dm

[simplydm]

This thumbnail is insane thank you Jimmy

#hashtag girl #speak up dm