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lovebugism · 4 months

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“i’m tireddd.”

*in a whiny voice* “i’m tired.” *mocking them*

this is sooo eddie coded

ty for feeding my grumpy eddie obsession anon — grump!eddie's boyfriend instincts take over when you're sleepy (ditzy!reader-ish, established relationship, fluff, 0.6k)

bug's one year celebration ♡

There’s something heavy in Eddie’s lap. Something heavy and warm and smelling like a fresh shower.

He fights open drooping eyelids, not knowing when he’d dozed off or how long he’d dozed off for — or exactly when you crawled haphazardly into his lap. He figures it couldn’t have been that long ago. ‘Cause his show is still on, and you’re still shifting to get comfortable over his legs.

“What are you doing?” he asks you, voice thick with sleep until he clears it away.

You’ve got yourself curled in a tight ball, trying to make yourself as tiny as possible so you can fit more of yourself in his lap. The effort is futile. Only half you thrown over half of him. It doesn’t look comfortable in the slightest, but you settle with a contented sigh like you are, anyway. Eddie smooths a warm hand over your back and lets you lie there, on top of him.

“Laying on you,” you answer, muffled against him.

“Okay… Why?”

“‘Cause I love you.”

“Boo,” he moans. “Too vague.”

You whine. “Today was just so long, and I’m sooo tireddd.”

“Aww, you’re tired?” Eddie coos in a mocking voice. “You poor baby.”

He uses his sarcasm to compensate for how sweet he is to you. He acts annoyed but grabs a blanket from the back of the couch to drape over you anyway. Even goes as far as to swaddle you in it when he resituates you in his lap, sitting you more wholly over his thighs.

Vulnerability has always been hard for him, only ever feasible when he pretends it’s insincere.

“Is this better?” he mumbles into your hair.

You hum, warm against his neck. “Mhmm.”

“Good. ‘Cause you’re blocking the TV.”

“Don’t act like you’re not enjoying this,” you tease and pull slightly back from him. The tip of your nose runs up his jaw to the apple of his cheek. “There’s a reason I call you Teddy, you know?”

“And why’s that?”

“Because you’re soft. And fuzzy. And you love to cuddle.”

Eddie squints at you. “…You just made all that up.”

“You can like me, you know? We’re not in high school anymore, Teddy.”

“I always liked you,” he scoffs and holds you tighter against him, one arm around your back and the other beneath your knees. “Even before you knew I existed.”

“I always knew you existed!”

“Yeah? Since when?”

“Mr. Hauser’s Sex Ed class. Freshmen year. He was like, ‘That’s how the homo sapien male holds an erection—’” You recite it like it’s something you think about often. A reminiscent smile pulls at the corners of your lips. “—And the boy with the grown-out buzz cut behind me said, ‘Actually, Mr. Hauser, I think an erection is better held in the hand of the homo sapien female.’”

Eddie laughs at the long-gone memory and starts to sparkle with it.

“And I’ve been smitten over that boy ever since,” you tell him with a sickly-sweet smile.

He scrunches his nose in disgust, still not used to the affection you show him so effortlessly. “You had a crush on me in ninth grade?” he teases like he hasn’t loved you since eighth.

“Uh-huh,” you nod. “Still do.”

“That’s so gross,” he grumbles like a storm cloud right before hugging you that much closer.

He holds you with firm hands, suffocating in the best of ways, with every intention to melt with you. The bridge of his nose smushes into your neck. He inhales deeply, filling his lungs with the scent of your shampoo. His exhale fans warm against your skin.

“Too gross to kiss?” you wonder in a tiny voice.

“Yes,” he answers quickly as he pulls away. “But I like gross, so…”

You press a smacking kiss to his plush grin. Then another for good measure. You hug him closer and bury your face into his neck. “Mm. You taste like a TV dinner,” you mumble into his skin.

Eddie tries hard to hide his laughter. It bubbles from his throat like sunshine, anyway.

#published by bug #eddie munson x reader #stranger things x reader #eddie munson #eddie munson imagine #stranger things #stranger things imagine #stranger things fanfiction #stranger things fanfic #stranger things fic #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson fic #st drabbles #eddie spaghetti drabble #event: bug turns one

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weird-an · 2 months

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The cake is a mess. It has broken in the middle and Steve tried to compensate by putting tons if vanilla frosting and sprinkles on top and now it's a sloggy pile of something.

He hopes it still tastes okay. He is good with pans and pots, but baking? There's flour all over the kitchen and in his hair. Ugh.

"Happy birthday," Steve says carefully.

Billy stares at the cake as if it offended him. Sure, it's nothing like the pretty cakes at the bakery, Steve knows that.

"How did you know?" Billy finally asks, brows furrowed.

"A little birdy told me."

Billy glares at him. "A shirtbird," he says flatly. "Should have known."

"Do you… want to try it?" Steve asks, when Billy just keeps watching the cake like a hawk.

"I don't do birthdays," Billy tells him.

Billy doesn't do a lot of things. Boyfriends, cuddling, a healthy lifestyle, love, and apparently birthdays.

Too bad Steve wakes up with a drooling Billy on his chest nearly every time, clinging to him like he's a teddy bear. Billy is a fucking liar.

"That's not a no," Steve explains to Billy and begins to cut the cake. "But I could always ask Dustin-"

"No way!" Billy grabs a piece of cake with his bare hands and puts it in his mouth.

Steve wants to kick himself for leaving the polaroid upstairs. He snorts. Billy glares at him with stuffed cheeks.

"So, you don't do concert tickets to Mötley Crüe either?" Steve asks, waving an envelope in front of his boyfriend's face.

Billy makes a muffled noise around the cake. His nostrils flare.

"I didn't really get that. Swallow, Billy," Steve says with a wink.

Billy's ears turn pink. Steve changes his opinion. The cake is perfect.

#harringrove #happy birthday billy #billy x steve #billy hargrove #harringrove ficlet #steve x billy

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tac-the-unseen · 22 days

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How the slashers show affection

Minor editing for formatting and writing for additional characters. (That's something you won't see in my original AO3 book!)

Michael Myers:

Quality time

He shows up. If Michael really likes you he will show up for you. Got a place you want to go? He's there. Did you work really hard on something and want show him? OK. Just maybe dont expect a huge reaction out of him.

Billy Loomis & Stu Macher:

Acts of service and physical touch!

Billy will go out of his way to try and help you do something. That or he'll just do it for you. Stu is a teddy bear. Always touching you or Billy.

Study date look a little like you and Billy doing the work and stu snuggled up to both of you.

Thomas Hewitt:

Acts of service

Thomas while busy will always find a way to help you. Something on a shelf you can't reach? Grabs it and hands it to you.

Bubba Sawyer:

Physical touch

Cuddle bug! Bubba is always down to cuddle. After all the chores are done of course. His brothers don't like slackers

Bo Sinclair:

Gift Giving

Will buy and or steal things off of victim's to give to you. ASK WHERE HE GOT THE CLOTHES FROM!! If he stutters either don't wear it or wash it a couple times.

Vincent Sinclair:

Gift Giving

He will draw/paint you and give it to you! He's very shy about no matter how long you've been together. Give him some praise and you might get some more.

Lester Sinclair:

Words of affirmation

Praise!!! He loves to give and get! Expect compliments all the time. You made dinner? " This is really really Good!" ( if you give some praise back he will be a big ol blushing mess )

Billy Lenz:

Physical touch

Did you expect anything else? Billy Lives to have his hands on you. If you don't find a hand on your ass, tits, or thighs, something is very wrong.

Brahms Heelshire:

Physical touch

Mother Fucker practically glued to your hip. Anytime you sit he's on your lap. Laying down? Already snuggled up. (Pro tip: you can get out of chores via cuddle compensation!)

Hannibal Lecter:

Acts of service

Don't want to do dishes? OK he'll do them! Don't want to get out of bed? He'll bring you your meals. Hannibal will do anything ( within reason) for you!

Will Graham:

Quality time

Will love spending time with you. More than anything in the world. You could just be sitting down, saying nothing, and he'd still appreciate it. Even if he can't vocalize it or put it into physical action, making time out of his schedule just to sit next to you is how he lets you know, he loves you.

The Lost boys:

David- Words of affirmation

David is a sweet talker through and through. If you seek verbal validation, He's your guy. He let you know when you're doing a good job, or if you look particularly nice this evening. He has no problem purring at you if he knows you like it.

Dwayne- Acts of service

Dwayne loves nothing more than helping you reach that tall shelf, or finding a book you'll like. And with that motorcycle, he has no problem being your personal chauffeur. He'll even read to you if you ask. Whatever you need, he's quick to dote on you.

Paul- Physical touch

No surprise here. Paul loves to grab and hold onto you at all hours. You can bet anytime you're standing still he's right behind you hugging you while rocking side to side. Sitting down? He's already pulled out the blanket to cuddle you.

Marko- Quality time

Marko might seem like a party, jump around kind of guy, but he actually sits pretty still when he's working on something. Whether it's a painting, sewing, or doodling he's almost like a statue (minus his hands of course). So when you're craving some kind of affection from him he'll let you lean on him while he's working, making light conversation. He cherishes these little moments with you.

Thanks for reading! <3

#slashers #michael myers #billy loomis #stu macher #thomas hewitt #bubba sawyer #bo sinclair #vincent sinclair #lester sinclair #billy lenz #brahms heelshire #hannibal lecter #will graham #the lost boys #x reader #fluff

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earl-grey-teacake · 2 months

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Hey, could you write something about your baby Loscar AU, if I remember correctly one headcanon was that George sneaked into Alex's driver's cab to hug Logan as if he were a teddy bear… maybe baby Logan didn't want to stay at Williams for some reason for the Australian GP (🙃) or did he just want to be with George but couldn't, and after the race Alex finds George hugging/sleeping with Logan? (sorry for my English, it's not my first language)

Absolutely! After that race I am racing to write as much fluff as I can!🥰

You're English is perfect! Don't worry, you're doing great!❤️

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It felt like he was on autopilot. Toto had pushed debriefs to later, instead choosing to send the team doctor and psychologist to examine him. The last lap had everyone rattled and it was unlikely they would be able to be productive in this state. So George's body took him to the safest place he could think of. The place where his love, his life, was gathered into one room.

He lamented that his child could not spend his time in Mercedes. The garage and hospitality was simply too crowded with staff and VIPs and Logan was so shy, so terrified of new people that George would have been unable to put him down. How could he when his son clung to him so tightly for protection? But now, he wanted needed to see him. He needed to be where it was safe.

The Williams garage was empty, everyone was in the debrief. Making it much easier for him to get in, even though he had never met resistance before. The knock was an empty gesture since he knew he'd be allowed in anyways. The nanny smiled and left upon seeing him, knowing well enough to give him space.

Logan with his cherub-like face and golden hair, was lying on his play mat and perfectly content with the little lion Max had gifted recently. George said no word, instead choosing to watch as Logan waved the lion around. Logan, spotting his father out of the corner of his eye, squealed in delight and reached his arms out to him.

George smiled and in that moment, he felt the ache and weight of the past couple days. Pulling Logan into his arms, the boy wrapped his arms around George and babbled joyfully. Yes, this was where he needed to be. No matter how hopeless he felt, how exhausted and tired and disappointed he was about his failure to provide Mercedes with points, how scared he was today- it all disappeared. Logan didn't care about point, or winning, or constructors championships, he just wants to see his dads. That's all he needs to be happy.

George placed a kiss on the top of Logan's head. "I'm back, Logie. Did you miss me?"

Logan babbled nonsensically in return. George only hugged him tighter, taking in the warmth and the soft smell of baby powder and banana puree.

Alex was exhausted when he came back. He wanted to go home to the UK. They were all staying at his mom's before flying out to Suzuka. He wanted to go home, celebrate his birthday and forget about this whole weekend. He wanted cake, and kisses, and cute photos of Logan with the pets.

Though, he would take the sight before him as compensation for his awful week. Alex quickly pulled out his phone to snap the adorable scene in front of him. George, with all his long, lanky limbs, had managed to squeeze himself within the confines of the play mat. He was curled around Logan, the boy asleep on George's arm. Alex knows he should wake George up, especially with the back pain he could get sleeping in that position, but he let it go. It seemed like they all needed this today.

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I hope I did your prompt justice!

Please accept this as consolation. This weekend was heartbreaking.

If you would like to send an ask, please feel free to!💕

#logan sargeant #galex #alex albon #george russell #f1 rpf #f1 rpf fic #baby!logan #baby!Loscar AU #please accept this as consolation for this week

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imjustagirl22 · 2 months

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Eddie Munson x reader imagine 🎆

~ Eddie helping the reader take their makeup off after a night of drinking and letting loose

Eddie would be such a helpful boyfriend! Eddie and the reader have spent the night out, partying with friends. But Eddie tells the reader to let loose and have fun, that he will be the designated driver. And the reader is more reserved, having a few drinks every so often, but not fully embracing a party experience.

So when Eddie says, have fun, drink a little and I’ll look after you, the reader takes him up on the offer wanting to branch out more.

So after a night filled with shots, ciders, goofy dancing and lots of good snacks, the reader has ended up a little (a lot) tipsy. Their body has ascended to another dimension and everything is operating on autopilot. Just good grooves, giggles and awkward fumbling around.

So after a reasonable amount of fun, Eddie helps the reader to his van. I can so imagine him walking the reader to the van the way people dance, where you step on the other persons feet and then shuffle around. Little cutie Eddie placing the reader on his feet and stomping his way to the van and buckling them in.

The car ride home definitely consists of drunk and blushy “I love you’s”. Eyes barely open, but smiling at Eddie while he drives. And running fingers over his biceps, just to let him know you appreciate him and what’s he’s done for you. And maybe giving him little pat pat pat’s on the shoulder like you do with pets when they’ve been extra cute.

Finally arriving home and spending a year trying to get through the door, Eddie makes sure the bathroom is the first pit stop on their way to bed. Because if the reader becomes horizontal, that’s the end, nap time is upon us.

So Eddie sits the reader down on the toilet seat, and gets all the makeup remover equipment ready. Before starting he takes a minute to appreciate his little cinnamon roll who is off their tits drunk and struggling to stay awake. He makes sure to caress the readers face and kiss their forehead.

Now he can start his boyfriend duties, and remove their makeup, because he knows the last thing someone wants to do is fall asleep with a face full of party makeup. He knows, he’s been there. So he takes the wipes and slowly removes the makeup from the readers eyes first. Making sure to get every nook and cranny of sparkly eye shadow off.

Then it’s the not-so-perfect lipstick that has rubbed off on red plastic cups and lots of boyfriend smooches throughout the night. And to finish it off he uses the cleanser the reader brought with to get the worst off before bed.

It’s just a soft and intimate moment between two people who would do anything for each other. And who love the small moments, where it’s quiet and the other persons presence comforts you.

Now that the reader is practically asleep after his makeshift facial, he helps them up and guides them to the bedroom. He already has a t shirt and a pair of boxer shorts ready for the reader to sleep in because they can’t wear their own pjs, that’s insane! An actual crime!

While it is equivalent of getting a child to wear a warm jacket when it’s cold, Eddie would help the reader get dressed into pjs drunk for the rest of his life. He finds it adorable how uncoordinated the reader is and how every 5 minutes they have to take a cuddle break and basically hang on Eddie because he is the ultimate teddy bear. That fact has actually been proven, no need to check it.

By this point our man is tired, this has been a full time job and he will be asking for compensation in the morning. But the look on the readers face when they’re all snuggled with the blanket up to their nose has him swooning, He’s just so in love it hurts, and he wants to help you with anything for the rest of time.

#eddie munson #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #eddie munson headcanons #eddie stranger things #stranger things s4 #eddie x reader #x reader #eddie munson x reader #imagine #eddie imagine #eddie munson imagine #stranger things imagine #eddie fanfic #eddie fic

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danosrosegarden · 1 year

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haiii!!

i was wondering if you could write something about edward nashton getting his first blow job? i would love to see what you do with this<333

Special - Edward Nashton x GN!Reader Headcannons (NSFW)

Contains: Eddie being insecure (but he gets some suck as compensation), swallowing, sweet smut.

Note: Haiii anon! I love this request. I just want to take care of him. 🥺💖

♡ Edward catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror and nearly crumbles. He gushes with disgust when he looks at his naked body. He could poke and prod at his own figure for hours, dissecting the soft flesh from his weary bones until he was nothing but a stripped skeleton. It would be easier that way, after all. Nothing to be insecure about anymore.

♡ You don't see your Eddie like he sees himself. To you, he's a teddy bear stitched with care and passion. You could snuggle up to his warmth, fall asleep soundly in the glowing aura of his love. He's perfect to you.

♡ His hands are hot and slick with sweat when the moment arrives. To see you on your knees for him...he could cum in a snap. He wants to last for you. He wants to get on his knees for you, too. You should be the one getting your pants unbuttoned right now. His stomach lurches with churning guilt.

♡ "Are you okay, Eddie?" you ask with glittering doe eyes. You look like a shimmering fairy down below him. He could cry. Why can't he just get over his fear? Why can't he just get over his insecurity?

♡ "Nobody's ever done this to me before," he blurts. He instantly feels like crashing his head into a brick wall. But you're smiling. You're smiling as you rub your hand along the hard outline of his clothed cock. "That's okay," you say quietly. "I'll go slow."

♡ Oh, anon. Poor babe wouldn't be able to last for you. He would try. Oh, he would try furiously. He would try wholeheartedly. He would try so, so hard to last.

♡ But the feeling of your slick tongue swirling around him is warm, wet velvet. Your spit is smooth silk dripping down his length in sparkling pearls. You're the smell of spiced sugar coating crunchy autumn leaves, the rich lather of perfumed soap washing away all that aches. Your twirling tongue feels like home. A real home.

♡ He fills your mouth up with hot cum and probably starts crying. He wanted to be good, and he's afraid he's disappointed you by cumming so soon.

♡ Little does he know, you couldn't be more pleased. You're happy to be his home. You're happy he feels comfortable enough to be with you like this, so bare and vulnerable. And you're very happy to have made him feel so good that he just couldn't hold back…your special boy. <3

#Eli's writing #Danonation #Paul Dano #Edward Nashton #The Riddler #The Batman #Edward Nashton x reader #The Riddler x reader #Edward Nashton x you #The Riddler x you #Edward Nashton x Y/N #The Riddler x Y/N

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levmada · 1 year

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i want to get high with levi so fucking bad. cuddle with him and kiss him all slow.. probably give him a nice handjob so i can listen to sweet little moans..

pretend this takes place on valentine’s day💀

//weed, fem!reader | .6k

yesyesyes okay Levi always ends up nodding off at some point, but the difference is that when you’ve smoked, and his head is all cloudy in the most pleasant way, he can truly relax, especially with your weight resting on top of him. like your legs are intertwined a little, he’s just holding you like a teddy bear, and stroking your hair. every now and then you rouse him with a kiss, and he just keeps going in for one more soft, wet peck. you smell so good. your skin feels so good. just your very presence makes his chest glow in a way.

so when you lazily skip his lips and start tonguing at his neck, he’s already so sensitive there and with his inhibitions gone he gasps. whatever you’re trying to do to him, he’s already on board.

it honestly becomes a question of why you didn’t get naked sooner. feeling your bare skin grinding against his is practically euphoric. he gets more distracted than he’d like, stroking your hips, bowing his head and tugging wordlessly until his lips close on your soft breast. he squeezes and rubs the other, appreciating its supple, perfect weight. he can’t help it, a little whine escaping when you stroke his twitchy cock and tease him for how he’s all over your tits when he clearly needs more.

when usually he’d act annoyed, the sound of your voice by itself just goes straight to his cock. you stroke him and squeeze as he practically drowns himself in your tits. just imagine pushing them up against his round cheeks with thumb teasing his slit. he can’t get enough.

godd, and your fist sounds so wet pumping him cos of how loose and pliable he’s been. he doesn’t know what it is about getting high with you that gets him so horny. his hips get twitchy so fast, and he loses his breath completely. little noises slip past his lips so much moreeee. even though they're quiet, they sound so erotic. sometimes airy and dripping with desperation and sometimes so rich with pleasure.

occasionally his kissing gets all lazy and distracted. especially when your hand closes on his swollen balls and squeeze. with your fist back to tugging and stroking, you work him up all over again.

as such he nears his peak within minutes. when he’s high, his hazy eyes beg you, he’s even more squirmy and clingy than when he's sober. god he needs it so bad, he can’t stop himself. he compensates for it by sucking on your tongue, his nostrils flaring, and his hitched whimpers bouncing off all four walls. sounds so so pretty.

“Are you gonna come, baby? You close?”

his whole face goes hot, his brows tilting in that way you know means he’s trying to keep himself together. “Yeah—Yeah, ‘m sorry, I can’t…”

“Aw, baby. You can come, come for me, okay? Be loud.”

you flick your wrist with your words, but it doesn’t fucking matter because his muscles have already locked. it feels like he’s melting. like he pours over the edge, with a wet gasp and the sweetest moan. his hips lurch incessantly and the packed muscles on his tummy flex, his writhing somehow delayed to the noises falling off his gaping lips. his throbbing cock squirts cum all over his belly, up to his pecs.

it’s really so adorable how visibly his cock throbs and taps his belly. Regardless of what you get up to, Levi is so sensitive he ends up cumming hard every time. including when you get him stoned😵‍💫😵‍💫

#tw weed #tw drugs #when levi apologizes for coming too fast….>>>>>>>>>#levi smut #levi x reader #captain levi x you #levi x y/n #levi ackerman x y/n smut #levi ackerman smut #levi.thirsts

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m1d-45 · 1 year

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i am. thinking about reverse isekai some more to get me through these trying times (finals season) and imagine the stress of having to take care of the poor acolyte(s) who ended up in your world (i'm going with adult reader who has their own apartment and job and pays taxes n shit. just bc i don't want to write abt explaining to parents/roommates what tf is going on)...... like ofc it's super cool like omg your favorite characters!!! irl!!! but after the initial surprise wears off?

obviously you can't just leave them out on the streets bc they'll like. i don't know. get fuckin hit by a car or something so you let them stay in your apartment!! your tiny. one bedroom. apartment. it's fine, you can stay on the couch! you barely have enough food to feed yourself, thanks to your minimum-wage budget? that's fine! you don't have to eat that much, and you can't just let your guests go hungry!!

they try to help the best they can, they really do... but all the finished chores and time spent learning how to use the technology of your world don't change the fact that they can't help with the one thing that seems to matter most in this world - money. with extra people to provide for, you're forced to take up extra shifts, work longer hours, just to earn enough to be able to not have to choose between eating and paying rent.

of course, you don't let them know about all this, but your guests don't tell you that they can hear the way you cry late at night when you think everyone's asleep, stressed out by everything that's suddenly been thrust upon you - teddy anon

god man you 🤝 me

that’s so. ugh man-

at first you’re so starstruck and in awe, excitedly talking to them and showing them what every appliance does—partly so they don’t break them, partly because you like the shine in their eyes as they learn.

the first week is easy, and it’s when you’re shopping that the reality of the situation starts to set in.

you’re not used to having to buy for two, and the subject of their clothing comes up quickly as well. not to mention the fact that they’re probably used to more organic or locally grown stuff, and what if they react badly to food here? and that’s putting aside what they like and prefer too, but you can’t let them leave the house since they’re still not used to everything-

and your job, gosh, you’d taken a few days off at first to help then adjust but now you were feeling the sting of that lost pay. not to mention the fact that all your expenses and bills would go up since, yknow, they needed to use lights and water and all that while you were out of the house.

and if more than one were isekai’d? godspeed, man…

thoma and noelle make themselves useful doing chores, but quickly realizing that there’s little to do. they quickly become antsy; though they try and make food for you to return to, they struggle with your appliances and your tastes, not to mention your lack of raw ingredients.

some like diluc, childe, or ayato try and offer you mora, pulling bags of it from their inventories to of course compensate you for your stay, but it doesn’t go over well. you have to deny them and explain that mora isn’t used here, but all that gets you is stunned confusion—and dawning horror, later, but that’s a burnt bridge when you get to it.

others such as venti or xinyan try and perform on the streets, but it doesn’t pay as well as they want it to. ningguang is a bit more confident in herself, but that crumbles the moment she realizes that she both holds no power here nor has any knowledge of the market. she knows she can do something, be useful, but she doesn’t quite know how, and that’s the worst.

a few tend a bit towards the ‘street performer’ type, whether intentionally or accidentally. i can see kazuha subtly using the wind to guess a number someone’s thinking of, and kaeya could easily keep someone talking long enough to perform some quick sleight of hand. no, he doesn’t steal—you’d get far too mad at him for that—but his ornate get-up and smooth voice draw people in often enough that he makes quite a bit in tips.

keqing, ganyu, and ayaka all offer to either get jobs themselves, but since they technically don’t legally exist, they try and help you apply to better ones instead. thoma might try and do housework for your neighbors—it serves a few purposes, including getting a bit of cash, keeping off legal books, and increasing your relationship with them. jean and ganyu try and help manage your finances, or at least learn how to file your taxes to chip away at the stress they’ve caused.

a few straight up offer to steal—yes, offer, they wouldn’t even breathe without your permission of course they’ll come to you before doing crime—such as dainslef, childe, or kujou sara, but you shut that down quickly enough. xingqiu spends a lot of his time on online writing contests, and the occasional 50-300$ comes in your mailbox, but don’t count on it. albedo might try and sell his art, but he’d much rather give it to you, to be honest. your smile is worth more to him than some stranger’s approval.

some are completely lost. itto, gorou, hu tao, sucrose, collei… they’re all at a loss for what they can do to help. they don’t know your world, they don’t know what’s happening, they don’t know why you lie about it being a guest room so they feel less bad about taking your bed. it doesn’t work.

none of them do, really. after a good few months, maybe a year or so, all of them fall to this level of helplessness. they don’t know how to get you back to their world, they don’t even know how to leave themselves, but it’s clear that their presence here is wearing on you. they try, they do, but even the most chipper of your followers can see how dreary you seem.

it feels wrong to lie in your bed. it feels wrong to depend on you, when it should be the other way around. it’s wrong to take your resources and your time, wrong for you to be the one in distress, and they can’t even do anything about it. they’re stuck within these four walls, unable to help you, stuck being helpless.

from down the hall, they hear you sigh, poring over yet another impossible choice, and the sound alone brings them to tears.

they needed to get you home. but how?

#m1d : [chats]#teddy anon #this should be a formal post ughhjcgggg #i need to stop putting words into stuff that doesn’t matter (not that you don’t matter ted but like. this post isn’t gonna reach a lot of #people i really need to shut up)#i know i haven’t been posting but in my defense sun and moon from fnaf sb #it’s ok i was sad earlier today and am prolly gonna cope w kaveh and or alhaitham so that should help settle me back in a genshin mood #mayyyb a thing w baizhu because i have gotten unreasonably attached wayyy too fast

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hey! how about dating headcanons for the judgement gang: yagami, kaito, sugiura and higashi please? :)

Finally got around to writing a request for the Judgment boys, whoo!

Yagami Yagami

The most interesting conversationalist. His job comes with the perks of always having some interesting and/or bizarre story to tell, and they never fail to make you laugh or get a smile out of you, even if you’re having a bad day.

If you are a cat person, you’ve hit the jackpot. It’s like cats gravitate towards him: they approach Yagami on the street, invade his office and always fall asleep on his lap. He’s started stacking up on cat food lately, too. You wouldn’t have to insist too much if you want to adopt one of the kitties with him.

Please, let this man into your house. God knows when the last time he slept on a proper bed was. His back is suffering and he’s only thirty-eight. He will compensate by cuddling you to sleep every night. Please, he’s a good cuddler, he promises. Please.

Masaharu Kaito

Gives the best hugs you’ve ever been given. Big, strong, and yet he’s so soft and warm. Literally the human embodiment of a teddy bear. He’s a slut for cuddles too, so it’s literally the perfect triangle.

The most whipped man on planet Earth. He already screwed things up with Mikiko before, he’s not making that same mistake twice. PDA is always on the agenda, unless you explicitly tell him it’s not your thing. Yagami and Higashi like you, but they are so done with him constantly talking about you.

You may have to take care of him if he drinks too much. Unless you can handle your liquor well and are down to go for drinks with him, you’ll have to take care of him when he’s hungover. He’ll apologize and promise he won’t drink so much anymore, but you already know he promised that the last five times and it has never happened. Alas, that’s the Kaito you fell in love with.

Fumiya Sugiura

Does the “guess who” thing where he comes up behind you and covers your eyes every time you meet up for a date without a fail. He knows it’s super obvious and kind of cheesy, but he doesn’t care, he’ll do it anyway.

Arcade dates are a very recurring thing. Sometimes Charles, sometimes other places. He especially likes playing on the crane machines and getting you every plushie he can. And he is good, yeah, but not that good—else, your whole house would be bursting with stuffed animals.

Very familiar with the rooftops of Kamurocho. If you’d like to go stargazing to the Stardust roof one night, he’s more than up for it. Hell, he’ll even teach you how to properly parkour your way around the city so you can follow him.

Toru Higashi

Does things for you just because. You’re busy with work? He’ll make you some tea or buy you your favorite snack. You procrastinated on doing housework for too long and now it’s all piled up? He will nag a little, but he’ll help you. You’re too tired to make dinner? No, no worries, he’ll take care of that. He’s making your favorite food too.

A bit shy when it comes to PDA. He’d rather keep it all behind closed doors. Hand-holding and some other tamer stuff are okay, but anything past a cheek kiss is a no go in public. Kaito calls him lame, he calls it being professional.

Unlike with Yagami, he’s always happy to see you at Charles. You are even allowed to go into his office to hang out. He won’t be able to stay for long, since he has a job to do and all, but he likes having you around regardless.

#ryu ga gotoku #judgment #judge eyes #lost judgement #takayuki yagami #masaharu kaito #fumiya sugiura #toru higashi #yakuza headcanons #.txt #anon ask

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m4nd0l0r · 2 years

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More Five Hargreeves Headcanons (That are very much Canon to me)

Description: This are all definitely real! PROOF: I am Five Hargreeves’ Emergency Axe that he talks to rather than Delores (100% REAL!!!)

Author’s note: ah yes.. five x reader headcanons along with my most fav headcanon of all time: transmasc five 💪💪 im battling writer’s block again this is so slay of me (no it’s not) (this month was so trash and this is my compensation for me being M.I.A. SKKSKS) (anyway if you don’t like the idea of five being transmasc… respectfully scroll and don’t say anything pls!! no negativity here!!) (and we know the drill- five is aged up to whatever any of you are comfy w!!) (also tysm for 175 followers??? holy shit??? i appreciate it sm wtf 😭😭🫶)

Five Taglist: @ells-graveyard @noahspector @aelinismyqueen @fivelegance @ne0boss @twauna00 @placidpluto @eichenhouseproperty @heartsforsuyin @ghostlywavelengths @ghostlycherryblossomwonderland @seconds-not-decades @coolcatlover4 @emotionally-unstabel @peachy-wolfhard @its-lokilocked @raven-fandomtrash @theilliterateskankula @magicstrange @venusrambles @whereintheworldisspencerreid @honeycombdumbass @kazuive @oscarisaacsleftballsack @zenithinthebin @peachteeaaa @rchaoz @wickedmystery @wordsandnerds @umbrellatte @666abby6666 @iameddiemunsonshair @starlightinhumanform @vennythearsonist @trashmouthsahra @crinklypink @halfumbrella @wifeofcamillamacaulay (if you want to be removed/added, pls tell me via pm!!)

Disclaimer: I am not transmasc myself, I’m girlflux so I merely took my own experience trying to identify myself for the last 2-3 years, if I did something wrong with my headcanons, pls message me privately and I will be sure to add/change/remove anything that can considered to be harmful for actual trans men, this is all just for fun and I hope to not offend anyone— I merely want to share headcanons of Five that I love!!

he hates those matted fluffy socks (he’s so me fr), the texture grosses him to the point he would try to trash it (ps. klaus took it from him)

five LOVES comforters, he just tucks himself in and just. sleeps so quietly you’d think he’s dead but he just. does not snore. (you’ve tried to worriedly wake him up once… all you got was an annoyed groan and a painful smack to the lips—)

he hugs himself in his sleep if he doesn’t have blankets (unless you’re in the picture, he’ll definitely just CLING on you) it started when he was in the apocalypse, sleeping by a wrecked mattress store with no blankets, he dusts off the dirty mattress, not bothered to find any pillows or etc, so he just tries to sleep through the cold night with his own warmth, too tired from the chaos… not ready for the days laid out for him

he seems like a cat person, but he actually not so secretly wants a dog (specifically a herder dog for a farm), its in his bucket list for retirement, he wants to play with the pup and have someone by his side after his family fell further apart (s3 ending), then he can go on peacefully knowing he wasn’t rlly that alone, at least fulfilling one want of his

^ however if he could get a cat, he would get a sphynx cat… reason? he wants to match suits and sweaters with the cat (his excuse to you is that he doesn’t want the cat to get lonely being the only one wearing the ugly sweater.. and the sweater is just a plain blue turtleneck.. not even your typical xmas atrocity….)

as a kid, he had a teddy bear named mr pennycrumb, which prompted him to decide to name his soon-to-be pet mr pennycrumb in the future

my boy kins “a lots gonna change” by weyes blood, especially the first stanza, give it a listen and you’ll see.. y o u ‘ l l s e e (though disclaimer, the singer sings the song in 1st pov and uses feminine descriptors… but for the sake of five, just switch it out in your head w masculine coded words)

now- with his identity, as a kid, what awakened him to discover that he truly feels more like a guy is when he saw addam’s family— let me explain myself: he resonated with gomez- as even though gomez is considered “weird” he’s still a perfect husband/gentlemen, his charisma and charm could leave some in pure awe- and all five could think the first time he watched the movie was “i want to be this guy” rather than “i’d want to marry this guy”

with gomez and morticia’s dynamic from the movie, he will definitely incorporate their relationship on how he wants to treat his own s/o, like how he acted with delores, he was all in love and sappy, speaking italian just for her, he definitely took inspo from gomez with all of that, i just know it!!!

in a relationship with you, he would also try to know everything you like, your fixations, hobbies- he appreciates your intellect with your interests, always making sure to listen as you ramble on as your own eyes twinkling with pure interest and he only smiles softly, smitten by the sight of your love for this, how knowledgeable you are, even if its a ‘stupid’ interest or just something so niche others wouldn’t understand, he would try to fully comprehend it- as if it were one of his equations, he would study it just so he can talk to you about it, and see the excitement that radiates out of you when you realize he’s actually interested in knowing, that it wasn’t just a lie to keep you talking as they did something else- no, you notice it- his genuine interest that you see when he talks about his own theories peeks out so clearly, even if he tries to not let it out

if you speak other languages, he will try so hard in learning them just so he can somewhat impress you (for fellow filipinos however…. he cannot pronounce manananggal for the life of me…. you once had him try to say it but it ended up taking half an hour full of his tongue twisting from both his accent and the amount of “n” sounds w the word.. so basically he almost chucked a translator book to the wall— so uh… take that headcanon and r u n)

with his type (romantically), i think he doesn’t have one honestly— its more on the idea that he cherishes anyone who would care for him and vice versa, for example, he finds his siblings ‘annoying’ from their actions, personalities, likes, goals, ideologies and etc, but he still cares for them becos they’re important to him, with you, he could care less if you were rough, brash, shy, not so outgoing as others or something ‘normal’ society wouldn’t appreciate, he isn’t normal either— he’s a guy with a bloody background and superhuman powers, why would he care that much? if anything he would only appreciate you, even if you’re the polar opposite or almost carbon copy of him, if he truly cares about you, he accepts everything about you, just like how he accepts how his family is just dysfunctional as he is

in the topic of relationships and sexuality— i also think that he’s in the aroace spectrum- specifically demiromantic and aceflux (for those who don’t know- demiromantic means that he feels romantic attraction once he develops a strong emotion connection) (as for aceflux, its when someone sometimes feel sexual attraction, but in other times they don’t feel attracted that way, its fluid; changes even)

^ with that said- though its a well-known headcanon, i think he discovered it when he feels uncomfortable with the handler’s flirtatiousness, knowing it was fake— he likes sincerity that are peeking through the mask— not just soft smooth words that sway everyone else, he wants to feel truly loved, especially with everything he’s experienced atp

and now for cough cough scenario headcanons… drum roll please……

five successfully going back to 2019 with ONE (giant) mishap: he’s back in his 13 yr old bod, pre-transitioned AND… he was technically closeted too so.. oh brother….. at least…… he was a late bloomer as a kid so he’s pretty okay that he doesn’t need a binder again.. yet.

HOWEVER, he definitely stole school boy shorts from the other boys’ childhood closets cos his old closet only has uniform w the skirts

he also mentioned that he refers himself as a boy to the rest of the umbrellas so bluntly his family just goes with the flow (they’ve witnessed far more bizarre things atp, they don’t dare try to question this cranky little shit)

five being so ANNOYED with his higher pitched voice again cos he hasn’t took testosterone yet at 13 (he took it once he was in the commission as part of ‘extra’ stuff in his insurance (cough the privilege of being the handler’s favorite cough))

he always— painfully itches himself every time, his fingers scratching his own skin as if he’s trying to get out of his own body, because he doesn’t feel right— he feels like he’s found himself in the different room; it felt wrong to him

with the body change in s1, when handler said he’d give him a better body, she definitely tries to poke him the fact that its a cis male body as a manipulation tactic cos she she knows about his gender dysphoria :”(

speaking of gender dysphoria, it makes his annoyance for being back at his 13 yr old even more prominent cos frankly, he feels like he’s not himself again, especially after finally being so euphoric fully transitioning and all- he has do it all over again, including the insecurities

cough scenario time 🕺(im very lazy to write pls bear w me SKSK)

: younger you (either stealing from your parent who’s a doctor specializing w gender reassignment or from a literal clinic).. just stealing testosterone pills from the cupboard trying to give it to pre-transitioned five— and five is just touched- almost tempted to actually take it, but he doesn’t take it- instead he blips, then puts it back but he still appreciates the thought :((

the euphoria of him wearing his first binder, his first suit, being finally referred as sir and he/him for the first time— right after- when he gets to look at the mirror, he feels so manly, and for once- he felt right in place, not as if he were a missing piece in the wrong puzzle

you referring him as your boyfriend, or husband even, he won’t admit it, but it puts the most giant smile in his face, and his ears go red just from it, not just he feels so honored, but its also cos he feels so validated by you, someone he cares about so much that he swears he could kiss you right then and there <33 (he doesn’t, but in closed doors, he slipped a little peck or two) (i just love this man sm i cant)

#tua five #five hargreeves x reader #number five x you #five x reader #five hargreeves x you #number five x reader #five x you #five hargreeves headcanons #five hargreeves #five headcanons #number five #tua x reader #tua x you #thank you for reading my madness #tua s1 #tua 2 #tua 3 #the umbrella academy

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Steve being a mean girl

A snippet of what I'm working on for my next coming part of 'Bark At the Moon' though if you don't want to read it that's fine you can read this scene all by itself :) It isn't in the fic yet but will be when I'm done writing

Link to Bark At The Moon

TW; The word queer is being used in a derogatory way and is only used once and is in the first paragraph under the keep reading line.

Tonight was like any other night. Steve sitting up on the front counter, feet up reading something while he waited for his shift to be over. Robin had finished stock hours ago and was sitting far as possible from Steve. But still near him. She was doing some crossword puzzle, her hair freshly cut into a bob as they both stay in silence. Neither of them hops up when they hear the familiar bell ring.

Steve simply glances up over what he was reading. Seeing that it was some group of bitchy girls. All of them were younger than him and he can't help but roll his eyes at the way they were acting. Silently reminding himself that they were in fact still children. Looking down at his paper he doesn't pay any more attention to them until he hears them mumbling things. His senses were heightened and he could hear everything they were saying.

"Can't believe they let freaks work here." One of them whispers to another. Steve assumes they were talking about him, he's heard far worst and didn't really care. The girls were trying to keep their words silent and hushed except for one. There was always one.

"Poor guy has to sit next to a queer all night. Honestly, they should pay him more for compensation." The girl's voice is obnoxious and Steve can hear Robin's fidgeting become far worst. Her face is red and Steve was getting pissed. His wolf was fully prepared to literally eat the brunette with horrible eyeshadow on. He could also feel the anxiety raising from Robin whose hands were starting to shake around the crossword she was working on. Not really looking down at it anymore, her eyes may be but her mind wasn't.

Steve moves sitting up as he acts casual. Humming as he acts like he didn't hear the girls. Moving and scouting them for a second, eyes flickering back to Robin who was trying to sneakily look up from where she sat to see what he was doing. Her eyes were watery and that was all he needed to commit to what he was doing.

He watches the girls go to a blind spot, an area that the managers have been trying to get a camera on for a while. But no one was trying to steal stuffed animals. As it was far too easy to get caught. Steve gasps loudly, causing all of the girls to turn around to look at him with confusion. He knocks all of the teddy bears down on the ground on purpose. Watching them all jump back.

"Oh my god, I can't believe you girls were trying to steal." He gasps. "And all for a teddy bear? God, I'm going to have to call the cops. Hey Robin, how fast do you think the cops can get here for shoplifting!" Steve yells loudly. Staring at all of the girls that have gone a bit pale. The one that had decided to open her mouth earlier was moving to open it again. But before she can he's gasping as he picks up one of the makeup pallets that was set on the shelf next to the teddy bear. All were outdated and from February, but the store was still determined to sell them.

"Oh honey, no wonder you're trying to steal this terrible makeup pallet as well. It's okay, not all of us have good taste when it comes to doing makeup. I have a friend, her name is Carol. I can give you her number if you want to learn how to mask being a bigoted piece of shit better." He says with a pout of his lip. "Or did I just use a big word for you babe?" He's being dramatic in the way he talks. Cocking his hip out with purpose as a grin works its way to his face.

Most of the girls were starting to cry, and the ring leader's face was red from what was most likely embarrassment. It's been a while since he's had to be a mean girl but damn did it feel good. He was doing it partially for himself, but mostly for Robin who didn't deserve the shit they were trying to give her. He knew that she might not like what he was doing, but he knew if he didn't do something then the silence of saying nothing was going to do more harm than embarrassing her. He runs a hand through his hair as he sets the makeup back down on the shelf as he hums.

"So, this is how it's going to go. Either you A, cooperate and give me the stolen merchandise and give me and Buckley your names and ID's so you can be permanently banned from the store, or B, you don't cooperate and we call the cops. And trust me, I don't think Chief Hopper will be too pleased waking up just to deal with your sorry asses. If you guys haven't heard, I kind of went missing and now I have the chief's personal phone number on speed dial." he says with a cocky grin.

Sure, he was lying. He didn't have Hopper's personal phone number but it was so worth lying over if it meant scaring the shit out of these girls. All of them look at each other before looking defeated and following Steve up to the front. Who makes sure to move and lock the front doors so they didn't try to book it. He moves pulling out his phone as he sees that Robin was no longer sitting at the front counter. Which was understandable as he begins to ruin these girls' nights just like they had his coworkers.

#Steve is sticking up against bullying for the first time #and homophobia more specifically #he is ready to beat someone up but they culprits are children #so he decides to speak their language #from my fic bark at the moon #snippet of my work #stobin works at 7/11 #Robin Buckley #steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steve x eddie #bxb #steveharrington #steveddie #eddie stranger things #steve and eddie #Robin can normally handle herself in this fic but this is understandably one that she freezes up on

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since we know how young yoonmi was during trainee days / debut era, what were some ways that the rest of bangtan tried to make her more comfortable? i feel like I could see jimin buying her small toys or games to help her get more used to them being around her

hi hun! this question is a throwback to yoonmi’s beginnings, and thinking about that has me nostalgic in the best way aksjdhf thank you for this! 💖

so specifically for each member, let’s do it in order: (bear with me this is kinda lengthy)

namjoon really tried to get to know her and listen to her music while helping her improve. that was their bonding. he’d also talk to her in english despite bang pd and the staff asking him to speak to her in korean because he knew she probably would miss having an english speaker around to talk to. namjoon also has a little sister, so he thought it would be similar, but the two girls were different, so namjoon really took to observing yoonmi so he could see if she was comfortable or not. if not, he’d try to somehow engage her in a game or conversation

yoongi didn’t even look at her for like a month, but he started doing little subtle things for her when he wrapped his mind around having her there like making her snacks while she studies, packing an extra water bottle for her, or waiting for her when she stays behind in the company amidst many things. once they grew close, he’d let her stay in the studio with him when she was overwhelmed so she’d have quiet but also company. he gave her a teddy once on his birthday after he, namjoon, hobi, and yoonmi went to an arcade to celebrate, “the teddy isn’t my vibe. here, kid. take it” (she still has it to this day, nearly 12 years later)

from the start hobi just absolutely wanted to give her the best he could. he’d walk her to and from school, joke around with her, let her try his parents’ cooking and all that. he also be the most reassuring when it came to the other trainees or to actual training, helping her out when she struggled. but he’d also take her to playgrounds or to the han river to spend some time as a normal kid

jungkook was, well, a kid just as much as she was. he didn’t need to do anything, they just bonded over being some of the youngest members and being from busan. jk treated her as an equal rather than a little girl. but they would constantly hang out together and teach each other dances (jungkook) or gymnastics (yoonmi) while grabbing snacks and maybe pranking other trainees along the way

jin was just the parent. he'd fuss over her and help her out with homework, or any daily task. he treated her like a kid because he didn't want her to miss out on childhood. he even took her to his house sometimes so she could get proper home cooked meals from a korean mom. he always made sure that when the team wants to do something, she'd be okay with it first. he'd always watch out for any sign of discomfort, too, then it would be jin to the rescue!

tae right off the bat adopted her as his own little sibling. he was sad he couldn't watch his own little siblings grow up, so he compensated with yoonmi by playing with her and taking her out to explore all the time (or whenever he could). he brought her to places he thought she'd enjoy then made sure to get her a full meal all the time because "i love your little cheeks too much for them to disappear"

jimin, as you mentioned, would indeed buy her little toys and trinkets. nothing big since he couldn't afford it, but her eyes lit up with every single little toy he gave her that he knew she loved it. he'd also let her cuddle him in silence or rant to him, and would lend her his hoodies all the time whenever she felt overwhelmed. he treated her gently and tried his best to be a support pillar for her

#yoonmi.facts #bts 8th member #bts female member #bts female addition #miya #yoonmi #kim yoonmi

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aeroargonic · 4 months

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Some Power Swap AU headcanons for the funsies

Skylor owns a pet purple snake named Yukari. Yukari is best girl and everyone except Griffin (it's complicated) loves her. Her biggest fan is Morro.

Neuro is the team weed dealer. He started smoking in university as a method of coping with stress and doesn't really do it as much when he becomes a ninja because he's often too busy. He and Shade occasionally sneak out to share a blunt behind the palace.

Griffin has a mild peanut allergy.

Shade cannot cook and is not allowed to touch most of the kitchen appliances.

Neuro and Shade both have poliosis, which they inherited from their father. Shade hides it by dying his hair black.

Morro got his signature green streak after becoming the green ninja and bullied Shade into getting a matching red streak. Skylor was the one who dyed their hair.

Griffin flirts with everyone except Morro as a joke. Even Chen. Skylor isn't really happy about that.

Neuro was born left-handed but trained himself to be ambidextrous because as a kid he went to one of those stuffy schools with those old-fashioned teachers who'd punish left-handedness.

Whenever Karlof gets too stressed, he beats up a punching bag in his bedroom.

Skylor wants a purple snake tattoo. Chen won't let her get it until her 18th birthday, which she doesn't think is fair.

Shade used to keep a knife in his boot when he first became a ninja but after he grew more comfortable around everyone, he ditched it. Plus, it was kinda uncomfortable.

Karlof can and will pick up people by the scruff of their neck.

Griffin keeps a teddy bear in his bed named George. Nobody knows about this except for Morro, whom Griffin allowed to borrow George when Morro had a nightmare.

Morro loves animals and is always trying to keep any he sees as a pet. Nobody else is really on board with the idea. So as a compensation, he spends so much time with Yukari.

Karlof had a goth phase as an early teen he refuses to talk about.

Skylor, Griffin, and Shade often play video games together and it the worst because they will get super competitive and annoying about it. Skylor loves speedrunning.

#ninjago #aero's power swap au #ninjago karlof #ninjago griffin turner #ninjago neuro #ninjago shade #ninjago skylor #skylor chen #ninjago morro #ninjago chen #master chen #ninjago headcanons

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