He's like when you teach your parent new slang and they keep trying to work it into sentences
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thigh riding Armin is always so much fun because he loves watching you writhe as you try your damndest to get off..leaned back in his gaming chair, shirt off as he exhales clouds of smoke from the blunt you rolled for him with those pretty little nails earlier. The same ones that he had wrapped around his erect cock..jerking him off and making him grow within your grasp. Meanwhile, that juicy little slit was gliding up and down his exposed thigh, marking his most recent leg tattoo with your glistening slick..
“That feel good, sweetheart?..Yeah? Well you're making me feel good. Thank you for that, baby..”
cooing so sweetly with his fingers gently grazing your spine. Slowly winding your hips and rolling your swollen clit against that bare flesh. “Hhhgnh! Need to come…so close, daddy..” the words escaping your mouth as incoherent, breathless drabble. But he knew you were begging to be fucked when you sped up that pumping from your palm. Your eyes nearly roll to the back of your head from being so overly stimulated. You had to have been straddling him for at least twenty minutes now but he refused to give you that dick until you granted him an orgasm. “Aht ah..not yet…what did I say?” knowing that you wouldn’t be able to withstand it much longer but he’d milk it for all he could. Tugging you back towards his chest with a hand around your throat, Armin placed soft kisses along your jawline; mouth agape and gasping as you kept circling that same spot. Hoping to reach a release soon…and he didn’t make it much more bearable when he began stroking your little bud.
“You’re so cute..my dumb little girl. Don’t worry, I’ll do all the thinking for you. Now keep riding daddy’s leg like I told you…”
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Obviously, I can't ignore the funny pics of AFO either
AFO getting insulted for the first time on the web be like:
He looks like his fingers would be flying across a keyboard if he were on the internet.
AFO went and made himself into a troll face, man.
"MOMMY LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!"
YEAH BOY, YOU LOOK REAL WEIRD BUT YEAH! RAISE YOUR TROPHY
MA! AN ALLIGATOR GOT INTO THE TRAILER AGAIN!
AFO's that arm being pummeled into the ground.
[All Might Doesn't Know How to Fucking Hold Back Against Kids: Case 47]
Feat. Accidentally twink-ifying AFO to the point he's become a twig
NEWS: AFO fails again, "Desperately trying to play it cool", All Might says, for at least the 3rd time in this fight
AFO tried being so cool with the "Shigaraki—my other self" and failed instantly. Livestreamed all over the world. Ugggghhh. The embarrassmenttt
Proceeds to split his face to smile, saying "I'll have to do the legwork myself".
As if to them, he didn't just go "Watch me do this. Come now, my other self. ........ I'll have to do it myself."
"Look how cool I am" *fails* "I CAN DO IT PROPERLY I MEAN IT"
He flip-flopped so hard here that if it were me, I'd give All Might the finishing blow to end me of my embarrassment. The world saw it. My life is over
AFO's ego is just so big and he's trying so hard to play it cool and keep his pride in his fight.
As if he hasn't been running around half-naked in a cape this whole time
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bedman from a drawing that failed. he looks vaguely ok on his own though
extra pieces under the cut
hemi jack asset plus what it was vaguely supposed to look like :P
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OUOUOUOGHGHHGHUGGHH IT'S OOOVVVERRR!!! THE ALTER EGO EVENT STORY IS OVER NOW WAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS EVENT SO MUCH!!! And also, the ending to this event seemed way more bittersweet than the other AU events, like it's painfully bittersweet maaaaan my heart--
The lighthearted atmosphere from chapter 14 is such a huge contrast to everything that happened during the first half of chapter 15 uouououoghghhghhghhhh... I love this event, this event is second to Pararoid so much. I love it.
Caiowe moment of chapter 14 oooouououoghghhgjjghghjg CAIOWE!!! I LOVE CAIOWE SO MUVH!!!
Owen kicking Cain will always ALWAYS be my favourite thing he does, it's so good. He loves kicking Cain sometimes and it's always during moments where Cain is either showing Genuine concern for his wellbeing or being Like That. It's so insane honestly, like oKAY, kick the guy that's so close to making you Feel things. Oh terrifying person capable of killing people you don't like, yea sure just kick him like that--
STAAAAAARRRRSSS!!! WHAT! DO! YOU! MEAN! OWEN?!?!?!?!?@? Staring into the eyes of a stranger while you're on the verge of death LIKE OKAY OWEN! NOT GAY OF YOU AT ALL OWEN! Oh my gooooooddd brooooo Owen-- Owen wdym the only other memory you actually have now is that moment of staring into Cain's eyes-- OWEN!!! And the universe said "These two are so fated for each other."
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and tell me why i feel torn to pieces
i know your secrets, i know your secrets
three years went by, memories fade
do you see me bleeding? do you see me bleeding?
[2023 redraw of this]
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hurt my own goddamn feelings going in the alabama state poll tags but also made myself angry. yall motherfuckers are the reason why, when i listened to weird al's "complicated" parody in middle school, i immediately felt like i was doing something wrong or was something wrong because i was really close, best friends, with my cousin. a long ass time before i figured out i was queer, i felt dirty and dangerous and morally suspicious because of who i loved and where i came from because people still think Hurr Durr Incest State Sweet Home Alabama Stupid Redneck Cousin Kissers is a funny joke and not at all demeaning, classist, just plain mean, and very potentially damaging. get better soon.
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random but like 2 months ago my mom saw this video of this mom and daughter that would cuddle and like one of those touchy families ig and me and her do not and never have done that. Well this woman came to me after she saw it and was like talking about how she felt like maybe she wasn’t affectionate enough and I was like “no please. do not cuddle with me, i like how we are” and this bitch said “good, me too. but it just made wonder if you felt that way” 🤣🤣🤣 she’s so funny. i told her either way it’s too late now, i don’t even like when my friends are touchy with me most the time either but if i love you enough i will tolerate it 🤣🤣
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