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ornii · 4 months

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|| My Kind of Crazy ||

Harley Quinn X Male Reader

So after Binge Watching Barbie, rewatching Suicide Squad, Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn), don’t forget that part, and The Suicide Squad, my appreciation For Morgot Robbie has increased more than it already has. Adore her. So, here’s part one of ?

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The Stench of rotting carpet, old wood and the tinge of blood was in the air. But this was all a part of the plan. Inside that old decrepit apartment you had your pistol Aimed at a man standing before you, Batman. Yes, The, Batman. A series of choices lead to this moment, but it wasn’t always like this. You were his Robin, his Boy wonder. Now you’re the shadow hiding within Gotham. Your foot was placed on the chest of another man, who’s cold and chilling laugher echoes though the room, Joker. It was on this same day, that you were Abducted; tortured, and subsequently Killed by the Very man. A Trip in the Lazuras pit changed you for the worst. But to your surprise after your revival, Joker was still alive, and Batman hadn’t sunk revenge for your murder, and all you could ask was…

“Why?” You as under your Helmet.. “Why him?” You said, Batman was stoic, silent.

“Who are you..?” He grumbles, his voice modulated to avoid detection, “You don’t know? I’m hurt.” You say with much sarcasm, you grip your helmet and tear it off, showing your face to Batman, even with the small J scar under your eye, it’s obvious who you were. Out of all the people he thought, he never expected his old Sidekick..

To be under the Red Hood.

Jokers eyes lock with the scar and he laughs much harder.

“Wow, now THAT, is funny!” He has his grilled toothy grin, and you placed your foot higher right on his throat. The wheezing laughter continues slowly.

“You don’t get to talk.” You growl at him, and then turnt your attention back to Batman.

“You know, I forgive you for not saving me, you can’t save everyone. But why, why is HE still alive?!” You scream, the rage and trauma building up in you finally. “After everything he’s done, he’s crippled, broken, murdered people! Why, why is he still here?!”

“You don’t understand… you never understood.” He said to you, and you scoff.

“What? That you can’t do it? That you don’t have the spine to! It’s too hard isn’t it?” You ask, Bruce shakes his head.

“No, I know it’s easy, he deserves to die a thousand times over, but if I killed him, i wouldn’t stop myself… I’d justify it, then I’d justify killing someone else, and it’ll keep going.. and I’ll sink further, and further into the dark.” Bruce said, you shook your head.

“You can’t control yourself… I’m not talking about Dent, or Penguin, Even Harley!” You toss the gun, Bruce instinctively catches it but, obviously isn’t capable of holding a gun.

“Do it, shoot him. Kill one, and save millions of lives… you’re the Batman right! You save people, don’t you? So save them! And kill him!” You demand, Bruce stares at you, both of you unwavering in your convictions. But he simply dropped the gun.

“No… I’m sorry, (Y/n).” He said in a solemn whisper.

“Fine!” You yell, revealing one last trick up your sleeve. an explosive set in the entire apartment block, revealing the dead man’s switch in your other hand. Joker laughs as he looks around it all beeping. He turns to Batman, and just smiles

“You, you found a way to win! But to lose everything! AHAHAHAHAHA—“ he laughs, reveling in the chaos as you let go of the switch, Batman made a choice, and now all three of you had to live with it, and in a flash, an explosion, it all faded to black for you.

You’ve been playing that in your mind for the past year you’ve been in Belle Reeve. Sitting in your orange room, captive. The 4x4 room kept you isolated, only for a bang at the door.

“Inmate. You’ve got a visitor! Stand up, face the wall.” He yells, you weren’t keen to listen to others. You stood up, facing the door, cracking your neck.

“Any of your men step in, I’m sending ten of them to the ICU.” You said, very calmly, the door opens and they rush in, training with the Batman made fighting multiple enemies a breeze, punches, kicks and knees flew all though the room as you delivered counters, combos and ruthless tactics. But all fun even came at an end as you were apprehended and locked into a chair. Struggling like a dog you strained to get out, you were wheels around Belle Reeve as you see eleven stretchers head to your cell.

“Told you..” you mutter, struggling in the binds. Being wheeled into an interrogation room, you kept your lips purse until you saw your visitor, she wore a women’s suit and skirt, her eyes deep brown like mud drowning you in muck. Amanda Waller. You looked around and saw that the room was being monitored by a single camera. She gave one officer the nod and he presses a button, the red light on the camera fades off.

“You’re not as scary as I expected.” She said, holding a file she sat down across from you. You knew about Waller, working with the Batman gave you some intel on contacts. And she was the nastiest one of all.

“Waller?” You ask.

“In the flesh.” She responded and opened your file, reading it off.

“(Y/n) Todd, Father was a factory worker, died due to Gang related activity. Mother was an addict, died years ago, leaving you alone, but you see.. that’s where it ends, as if you faded off the planet of the earth. Until you resurface a year later.” She said, all of that was true.

“What’s your point?” You ask. And she reads off another page.

“Peak Physical fitness, durability, speed, Agility, Strenght. Master Of Arms and a Genius level intellect… you are a dangerous and powerful individual, so I’m offering you a chance to cut your sentence down..” she offers

“You’re bluffing..” you struggle in the binds more, but Waller keeps her dead stare.

“Do I look like I’m bluffing?” She said, you stop and she looks you in the eye. “you complete your task, you get years off your sentence, you fail.. you die. Fairly simple.” She said, a million thoughts raced though your mind, but one did.

“Get out, Find Joker.. Kill, Joker.”

“…Im in.” You said, Waller takes her file and closes it. “Good, get his bomb in and relay with the others.” She says, your attitude shifts pretty quickly, “bomb?” You ask, “What do you mean bomb?!” You yell, but nobody said anything, being wheeled away you were held down by officers and a needle injected right into the base of your skull. Granted it wasn’t the worse thing that’s been done to you, still hurt. Finally reaching the breaking point you were wheeled outside, the sun finally hitting your skin and you found yourself surrounded by soldiers, many wounded, others preparing for what seems to be a war.

You turn your head left to spot someone you know too well, Deadshot. Seems he was also canned to Belle Reeve, and to your left was a woman you knew too well, Harley Quinn, also a prisoner. Your blood began to boil even more than before and you were ready to throttle her, but with all these soldiers here, you doubt you’d be able to do it without getting filled with lead. So you bid your time as any Hunter would. A Soldier approached them, and looked them up and down.

“Unlock 'em.” He orders, the soldiers obliged and your restraints are removed, you sit up from yoyr bindings and look further down your line. You even spot Killer Croc, in all his, Lizardy goodness. Harley Stretches and keeps her off putting smile. Closest to Harley was a man adorned with Tattoos, ElDiablo was his name, you heard a few reports about him from Batman.

“Mmm! Hi, boys! Harley Quinn. How do you do?” She said, obviously no one said anything. It was dead silence until she looks around. “Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. It's the voices…” she said, but laughs, “I'm kidding! Jeez!…That's not what they really said.”

The soldiers aren’t done assembling their Squad, more soldiers drag over a sack that’s fighting pretty furiously.

“What do we got here? Twelve pounds of shit in a 10-pound sack. Welcome to the party, Captain Boomerang.” He watches them cut it open, Captain immediately swings on the first person he sees. The Soldiers pin him to a wall.

“Hey, what's going on, man? Hey, one minute I'm playing Mahjong with me nanna, then this red streak hits me outta nowhere.” Boomerang pleads.

“Shut up! You were caught robbing a diamond exchange.”

“I was not!”

He Totally Was.

There was one last member, Slipknot, the man who could climb anything, which was an odd ability set, it nonetheless he was here. The man before them all was Colonel Rick Flag.

“Listen up! In your necks, injection you got, it's a nanite explosive. It's the size of a rice grain, but it's powerful as a hand grenade. You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me, and guess what? You die.” He says, which throws a wrench in your plans to escape, Harley obnoxiously puts her hand up.

“I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.”

“Lady, shut up!” Flag yells, and then composed himself, “This is the deal. You're going somewhere very bad, to do something that'll get you killed. But until that happens, - you're my problem.” He explains, Deadshot looks him up and down.

“Mmm. So was that like a, uh, pep talk?” He asks.

“Yeah. That was a pep talk. There's your shit. Grab what you need for a fight. We're wheels up in 10.” He said, crates of gear was brought in for you and your “Teammates.”

“You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You heard of Phil Jackson? He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch. Study.” Deadshot, with those very inspiring words to flag suits up with everyone. You open your crate to see the old gear you had, still in damn good condition, and you suit up, Your body armor and jacket lined with shuriken, explosives and throwing knives, a combat knife strapped to your leg. Twin M1911 Dual Handguns, mint condition. And your helmet, still holding one scar on it, you take the helmet out of its case and stare at it. Your eyes waver for a moment to your other teammates, everyone seems to have some dumb gimmick, but your eyes dressed down Harley, not by your choice of course, you’ve been cramped in a hole for nearly a year, and the first woman you see was stripping down in front of you. An urge came over you and you knew exactly what it was, she finally gets her shirt on and sees almost every guy staring.

“What?” She said, they all quickly go back to doing what they were supposed to do, you as well, pushing those feelings down. You keep looking at your mask, Deadshot does the same thing with his.

“What? Won't fit anymore? Too much junk in the trunk?” Harley said to him.

“Nah. Every time I put this on, somebody dies.” He tried to shake it off, but couldn’t that.. this wouldn’t be a normal contracts

“And?” Harley said.

“I like putting it on.” He admits, she smirks and grabs her mallet, “Goody. Somethin' tells me a whole lotta people are about to die!” She sounds so giddy.

“Yeah. It's us. We're being led to our deaths.” Diablo said.

“I don’t plan on it.” You said, looking down the barrels of one of your 1911’s.

“You know something we don’t Mate?” Boomerang asks, “No.” You reply. “I just don’t plan on dying again.” You mutter.

“What you a zombie or something?” Deadshot looks unimpressed. “Something like that… point is; Been dead, done that… I plan on getting out of here..” you say, and turn to Harley.

“I’ve got business to take care of.” You made your claim pretty obvious but it didn’t matter to you, escape is the only plan, and getting this explosive disabled. “You don’t seem to giddy like these guys..” you ask El Diablo, “I’m not here to hurt anyone man.” He said. Deadshot was the first to let them all know.

“Y'all might wanna leave old boy alone. He could torch this whole joint. Ain't that right, ese?” He looks at Diablo, who calmly shows his hands, flames emitting from them, but low ones:

“Ain't got nothing to worry about from me. I'm cool, homie.” He says, Flag returns to them, holding a tablet with Amanda on screen.

“Behold the voice of God.” He said, and she gives them the rundown. “For those of you who don't know me officially, my name is Amanda Waller. There's an active terrorist event in Midway City. I want you to enter the city, rescue HVT-1, and get them to safety.” She orders.

“I'm sorry. Uh... For those of us who don't speak good guy, what is HVT-1?” Deadshot asks.

“HVT.. High Value Target.” You say, “It’s like a bounty, Basically a rescue mission.” You explain, Deadshot nods, admitting you made it sound much less cool. “The only person that matters in the city, the one person you can't kill. Complete the mission, you get time off your prison sentence. Fail the mission, you die. Anything happens to Colonel Flag, I'll kill every single one of you. Remember, I'm watching. I see everything.” Waller ends the communication and Flag turns to Deadshot

There's your pep talk.”

“Compared to your shit, she killed it. So that's it? What, we some kind of Suicide Squad?” He asks, Flag ignores his question and leaves.

“I'll notify your next of kin. Alpha, Bravo team. Mount up!” He orders, you look around to the team you’ll be forced to work with. All of them, criminals in their own right, but for now they’re the thing between success, or all of you dying painful deaths. You put on your helmet and the detective mode still works, turning it off. You load your guns and walk to the helicopter.

Task Force X, has been activated.

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teaaagan · 1 year

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Best person ever!

Cassandra: Where's Harley?

Pamela: Don't worry, I'll find she

Pamela, shouting: Y/N sucks!

Harley, distantly: Y/N is the best person ever!Fuck you!

Pamela: Found she

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skylarinfinity · 9 months

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harley: [shout to m/n] do you want a blowjob?!

m/n: [grinning] yes, please!!

rick flag: [disgusting] please don't do it in front of us-

harley: [throw grenade at enemies around m/n]

rick flag: oh that kind of blowjob...

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funplayhouse101 · 9 months

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Requests are open! Here's what I write for:

I only write Male Reader.

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Male celebrities:

Chris Evans

Jensen Ackles

Henry Cavill

Chris Hemsworth

Robbie Amell

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Gosling

Froy Gutierrez

Female celebrities:

Scarlett Johansson

Elizabeth Olsen

Margot Robbie

Blake Lively

Jenna Ortega

Paris Hilton

Jennifer Aniston

Lili Reinhart

Shows and films I write for:

Buffy the vampire slayer (certain characters)

Supernatural (certain characters)

Riverdale (certain characters)

DC universe (certain characters)

Marvel (certain characters)

Glee (certain characters)

I'm more comfortable writing TOP MALE READER but I can also write bottom...

And I also write for some pornstars (just ask for the person).

Please send in some requests you guys!

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r0b1ns · 1 year

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SHARING A BED BEFORE YOU'RE A COUPLE - DC

X MALE READER

Characters: polka dot man/Abner krill, batman/Bruce Wayne, Harley Quinn, Catwoman/Selina Kyle, riddler/Edward nashton

CW: mention of a hard on

WORD COUNT: 590+

AN: you can tell who's my favorite lmao

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POLKA DOT MAN/ABNER KRILL

He's STUNNED

what is he supposed to do

You have a mission together and have to share a bad

He offers to sleep on the couch but you insist you both sleep on the comfy bed

You have time so he wears a long sleeved shirt and long pants

He gets in under the blanket laying on his back and just stares at the ceiling

Eventually it becomes uncomfortable and he moves to sleep on his side facing away from you

Of course you can't resist and immediately spoon him

You feel him freeze so you ask him if it's ok

He just nodes, not daring to speak

After a few minutes you feel him relaxing and you hug him tighter

Depending on your height you either press your nose and forehead to his neck, hair or upper back/spine

You feel him shivers, you don't know if this is because of your freezing nose or your touch (probably both)

When you wake up you end up laying on your back with him sleeping peacefully on your chest

He looks so relaxed and peaceful for the first time in a while

Maybe, just maybe, he has a little hard on in the morning, so you pretend to be asleep when you feel him wake up so he won't be embarrassed

BATMAN/BRUCE WAYNE

He offers to sleep on the couch

But you insist

You're both adults after all

He lays on his side with the back to you and you do the same

It's really awkward and quiet

And he takes a long time to sleep

Usually he wouldn't even go to bed, but you have a mission soon and he needs to rest

In the morning you wake up with him hugging you from behind

It takes a long time for him to acknowledge you after this

CATWOMAN/SELINA KYLE

She just looks at the bed and than at you

Takes off her suit and goes under the covers

If you just stand there and stare at her she'll give you a raised eyebrows look expecting you to just hop in

She'll than face away from you

But if you're close enough

She'll rest her head on your chest

Either way you'll probably wake up like this I'm the morning

But her reaction depends on how you fell asleep

HARLEY QUINN

She has no problem

Literally doesn't care

She takes a shower if you have time and hops onto the bed, petting the other side inviting you to lay down

"Come silly what's wrong"

You feel a little awkward but you still do it

You lay down on your back stiff as a wood

A few minutes later you feel Harley shift and than a weight on your chest

She rests her head on your peck and hugs your waist smiling and mumbling something

In the morning you either end up spooning or crumbled in a weird ass position that can't be good for your back

No in between

RIDDLER/EDWARD NASHTON

He doesn't show it but he's nervous

Trying to hide his blushing

He'll try to go to bed with full clothes

So you stop him and tell him to at least take off his pants and jacket

You make yourself comfortable but he keeps staring at you

Eventually you understand and extend your arms so he can come closer to you

You're not exactly hugging but your arms are around him

He falls asleep like this with a small smile

You wake up with you both facing each other, his face pressed to your chest and your arms around him

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!GIFS ARE NOT MINE!

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wisteriaiswriting · 3 days

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I write for any of the listed characters either, x character or x reader (Male or Gender neutral.)

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Villains:

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Heros:

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skinnywalker · 2 years

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Boy Crazy (Harley Quinn x Poison Ivy x Catwoman x Wonder Women x Batgirl x Male Reader Smut)

Warnings: 18+ themes and descriptions, porn with a plot, p in v sex, sex pollen, non-con characters

Request [Male Reader is a villain with Harley and ivy and Catwoman, They're all currently on a vacation that will last them a couple days so they get to stay in a hotel, the male reader decided to take a shower but when he gets out he's shocked to see the girls all standing in his room naked the girls immediately get on they're knees and start taking turns sucking his cock but after a little while of that one thing leads to another and the male reader is laying on the while Harley squats over him and lines his cock up with her pussy and starts riding him after a little while of her riding him she suddenly starts moaning loudly and then she squirts all over him after she squirts she stands up and switches with ivy and ivy starts riding the male readers cock while catwomen sits on his face, he eats her out while ivy rides him and after a while of that they both squirt ivy squirting all over his stomach and chest and Catwoman squirting all over his face then they both stand up and all of the girls stand over him and start fingering themselves while he starts jerking off in a matter of seconds they all start squirting all over him once they're done squirting they tell him to lay down on the floor on his back and hold his legs folded up to his chest and he does so they start spinning his body in circles on the floor because of how slippery it is he keeps spinning causing the girls to laugh at the male reader and when his body starts to slow down they spin his body again causing him to spin in circles again then when he slows again they try to stop him but because it's slippery they struggle for a second causing the girls to laugh and then when they finally stop him he puts his legs down flat on the floor and wonder woman starts riding his dick and after a little while of that she squirts all over him and she gets up and he stands up while all the girls get on their knees he jerks off cumming all over them then he cleans the mess cleaning the squirt off the floor and the cum off their faces and they all lay down in the bed cuddling before falling asleep.]

All three girls laid out on their beach towels finally prepared for the vacation of a life time. For years Selina, Harley and Ivy had formed a terrifyingly powerful poly girlfriend triangle. That was until he came along. In Gotham he was called 'the reaper'. A night stalker that had risen through the ranks of crime to be on the most wanted. So course he was just their type. After one of the most dangerous heist you decided to take your girls on a relaxing holiday weekend.]

"C'mon sweeting"

Harley slipped her hands round his neck and gave him a soft peek.

"Join us in the pool. You're supposed to be on vacation too."

"I know sweets I just don't trust this place."

Ever since they got here the place seemed to be crawling with cops.

"They can't touch us darling."

She cooed brushing her nose against his neck giving him shivers.

"Now baby don't stress yourself out. Just because we're wanted doesn't mean we always need to be always on the run."

Ivy pulled him by the arm into the private swimming section and began to attack his neck. Harley walked both him and Ivy to the shallow end of the pool.

"Not worry baby."

She straddled his lap rocking back and forth with her hips.

"We'll help you relax."

Ivy bit into his bottom lip as they began stuck deep into a makeout session. He switched from that to slipped his mouth down on her breast. Running his tongue round her nipple sloppily biting and moaning. While he was busy with her Harley back humping him and made it her mission to find the most sensitive mark on his chest. Leaving tons of sweet marks in the form of purple spots.

"Oh baby! Use your fingers too!!

He obeyed sticking his digits deep into both women causing them to buck up against him. They rode his fingers wildly splashing the pool water into little waves.

"Baby please don't stop!!! Ahhh!!!"

He bit down leaving a deep purple love bite on the bottom on Ivy's breast.

Both girls came, nearly together, before closing on himself in a tumble of half naked bodies.

As the night drew closer, Selina finally arrived at the hotel and entered her lovers master room.

"Hello dove, how have the girls been."

"Fine. We missed you while swimming."

He wrapped his arms round her waist as the sexual tension filled their lungs.

"They're already asleep. I think they should give them some resting time. But you..."

He ran his finger over her tongue.

"You deserve a reward for how long it took you to get here."

Selina climbed up on the bed and pulled down her jeans to reveal a pair of lace back panties.

"Get on you're knees pretty boys."

"Yes ma'am."

She gripped his hair harshly with her claws.

"Now be good."

Her legs snapped down trapping his face tightly against her pussy. He sucked deeply srinking her in like he was dying of dehydration. Sobbing and biting in her clit. The sound of wet moans filled the small room. But just as Selina felt the ache of her stomach reach its breaking point a crash sounded from the room next to them.

"S-shit!!!"

The two of them both ran towards the noise.

"GET OFF ME YOU STUPID BITCH!!"

"LET GO OF ME WHORE!!"

Half the wall had been smashed in leaving bits and pieces of broken pricture frames on the floor. Ivy and Harley were in a heated fist fight with the Wonder Woman and the Batwoman.

"Shit!! I knew something like this would happen!"

He slid into the bathroom yanking open the small shower bag that hung from the door. Inside were a few hygiene items and a small bottle of pink perfume. It had give the girls many a long heated night and the was no way it could also work on the supers.

While leaving he came face to face with the two invaders.

"I knew you assholes would try to ruin this trip so why to don't make it up to us now!"

He threw the bottle to the floor filling the room with the smell of sex and sugar sweetness. Both woman struggled to stay standing as the room spun with heat. He smiled wide.

"Oh Harley baby, lets show these dickhead what happens when you mess with us. She pressed up against him running her fingers around his bugle before strpping back his pants and underwear. All five women kneeled and watched him spring free. Selina went first, nudging his tip with her tongue as two others attacked his base and balls. He fucked whoever took him into their mouth cumming twice.

"Now I want a turn."

Harley cooed throwing him onto the bed and pushing him inside of her in one shift moment. She ride him fast and harsh but didn't allow him to bust into her.

"Don't be greedy baby, the others need you too."

She slid off him and before he even realized Ivy had slipped him inside her. Selina removed her panties and climb on top of the bed to ride his face. He buck wildly completely pussy drunk. Ivy he could hear the other girls fingering themselves to the scene and she finally came spilling her juices all over his stomach. Selina quickly followed her as he desperately tried to drink all of it up. All three awkwardly fell onto the floor and finally noticed how wet it had became.

"You naughty girls ruining the floor because you couldn't control yourselves."

He began finger fucking the two heros leaving puddles of ruined wood flooring under them.

Wonder woman couldn't take it anymore and after coming hard against his digits she climbed his lap and sloppily rode him, drooling and gasping while he lazily splitting her in half. The other girls now stood over him jerking themselves off and ride the last of their highs. She screamed as her pussy clenched down tight round him and her cum spilled over his thighs. The smell in the room had finally started to die now leaving the group exhausted.

"Cmon my sweet girls let's go to bed."

They snuggling in a huddle of naked bodies finally resting again that tonight.

(Please tell me you like this man)

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the-broken-truth · 2 years

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This is probably the best one you will every write do think you make a Dc sucide sqaud where the male reader is like Hunk from resident evil who is the son of Waller herself and is the lover of Harley Quinn

Broken Truth: Hey, Mask, do you know anything about this 'Hunk' Character from Resident Evil?

Mask: That's a codename for an Umbrella Security Operative and Alpha Team Leader. He's cold, ruthless, and devoid of emotion.

Broken Truth: But he's Harley's lover in this.

Mask: Maybe she's the only one who can bring emotion to him.

Broken Truth: If you say so. Let the words weave together.

The Members of the Suicide Squad were gathered in the office of their commanding officer - Amanda Waller - as she stood before them with a towering figure behind her wearing some kind of special gear with his arms behind his back; his face was covered by some kind of Gas Mask with glowing red eyes and an army helmet. The members of the squad looked at him with caution on their faces but for some reason, Harley was smiling wider than she ever smiled before.

Waller greeted the members of the squad before she announced the reason they were all there - there was going to be a new member added to the Suicide Squad and that member was no other than Waller's only son - [Name] Waller, a ruthless soldier that Amanda has raised from birth after killing his father after a one night stand. Waller looked at the silent figure with a proud smile on her face as she announced he was her most talented soldier - a target didn't survive his attacks and there was nothing to stop him from a task other than a direct order from Amanda herself.

"Another assassin? He looked like he should be exterminating rats and bugs with that get-up." Deadshot said which resulted in [Name] drawing his gun and pointing it at Deadshot before the masked man could think; he was looking down the barrel of [Name's] gun with wide eyes and didn't have time to reach for his own gun, one wrong move and he was going to die.

"Stand down, son. He meant no disrespect to you." Waller said as she held her hand up, causing [Name] to holster his gun and place his hands behind his back once again as Amanda continued to talk "There is one other thing you need to know about my son...as well as Harley Quinn... they are courting."

"What?!" All the other members of the squad yelled before Harle walked over to [Name] and looked at him, causing him to look down at her; he moved his hands to her hip as she took off his mask just enough to see his mouth, which had a large scar on it and she kissed him passionately as he returned to affection.

"My son has never shown emotional attraction to anyone, not even me, and when I saw him interacting with Harley on such a level, I knew that it was best if they ended up together, and I didn't have to do anything to bring them together, they just clicked before I could do anything." Waller stated before she snapped, Harley broke the kiss and placed the mask back on [Name's] face before standing behind him. "You all shall go on a mission to see my son's skills for the first time, there is a target that needs to be eliminated and [Name] is going to be the head of this mission. No ifs, and, or buts about it. Understood?"

They all nodded.

"Good. Now, head out." Waller commanded as the members of the Suicide Squad, plus [Name] with Harley at his side, walked out of her office.

#amanda waller #son reader #suicide squad #harley quinn x male reader

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amphibiahawks321 · 2 months

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Harley Quinn : happy birthday Y/N!

M!Reader : Chuckles thanks harl!

Harley Quinn : I got a special gift for you!

M!Reader : Oh? What is it?

[Hands him a bar of gold]

M!Reader : WHAT THE?! HARLEY HOW DID YOU GET THIS!

Harley Quinn : PFFFTTT! I BOUGHT IT DUH!

[A handcuff dropped out of her costume]

Harley Quinn : .....

M!Reader : ......

Harley Quinn : okay I 'technically' bought it! .......illegally-

#male reader #dc x reader #reader x dc #dcu x reader #reader x dcu #dcu #dc #harley quinn x reader #reader x harley quinn #harley quinn

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mordredisacoolname · 2 months

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HEADCANONS: SU!SIDE SQUARE/BIRDS OF PREY CHARACTERS

Are they top or bottom/sub or dom

MALE READER

CHARACTERS: HARLEY QUINN, DEADSHOT (FLOYD LAWTON), RICK FLAG, CAPTAIN BOOMERANG (GEORGE "DIGGER" HARKNESS), EL DIABLO (CHATO SANTANA), POLKA DOT MAN (ABNER KRILL), THE HUNTRESS (HELENA BERTINELLI), BLACK CANARY (DINAH LANCE), VICTOR ZSASZ

Warnings: N/SFW, amab reader implied, ADULT CONTENT READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

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Harley Quinn

-I can see her being both a dom and a sub

-really depends on her mood at that moment

-she can be all submissive and a pillow princess one moment, and the next thing you know she's on top of you pinning your hands down

Deadshot/floyd Lawton

-he's a top one hundred percent

-I like to think he tried bottoming for a man one time (whether it was you or not) and didn't like it

-now for the other question, is he a dom or a sub?

-he can be both, but either way he'll be in charge

-you're on top of him controlling the pace? Nah ah, he's secretly the one in charge

-you don't know how it's possible but it's all going according to what he wants

Rick flag

-I see him being a switch

-depend on his mood

-when he's angry he wants to fuck you to defuse the tantion, but when he's in a good mood he likes getting fucked by you

-but he's totally a sub

-he likes letting go of control and trusting his partner to do what's right

Captain boomerang/George "digger" harkness

-he'll never admit this to anyone besides you but he really likes being fucked

-he's a sub, no questions

-at the beginning he only tops, too embarrassed to ask you to top

-however when you do, his world flips upside down

-he won't admit he likes it right away, saying it was "ok", but he just keeps thinking about it and eventually submits to his desires

-oh how he loves being so roughed up he cant feel his legs for the next two days

El Diablo/chato Santana

-he's definitely a sub top

-he likes when you ride him

-gripping his shoulders and setting the pace however you like

-he also really enjoys being teased and tied up

Polka dot man/Abner krill

-I feel like he enjoys fucking someone rather than being fucked, even tho he doesn't really mind either way

-he's very shy at the beginning, so you think he's a sub

-and even tho he really likes being told what to do, he also enjoys being in charge very much

-but when he doms he's a soft dom, doesn't like hurting you

The huntress/Helena bertinelli

-I see her as a switch

-enjoys both subbing and domming, but prefers subbing

-likes letting go of control and just feeling good without doing much

Black Canary/Dinah Lance

-oh she's definitely a Dom

-will literally destroy you

-she has so much energy, when you have sex get ready for at least two rounds

-she's also a teaser, likes seeing you desperate and begging for her

Victor zsasz

-he likes displaying himself as a big tough guy, how dare you suggest him being on the bottom

-but he is

-he can be a sub and a dom just fuck him hard

-will literally let you do anything to him, scratch him, choke him, slap him, he's all yours

-but if you say something about it to others you better run

-also he's totally a brat

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teaaagan · 11 months

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Starbucks

Harley, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.

Y/N, in line behind her: My God, just do cocaine

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skylarinfinity · 1 year

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m/n: [walk in on warehouse that harley destroyed] i still have no idea how i’m attracted to you...

harley: you are stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

m/n:

harley: [give m/n her puppy eyes] help me bury these bodies please.

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel

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6rookie-writer0110 · 1 year

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Natural Lights

Male Reader X Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn

Request - So can you make a platonic Male Reader X Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn R is Ivy's 17 yo son who has powers like Wanda so R calls Harley mom because she helped ivy raise him and one night R is sleeping and hears Ivy calling him for help and sees Ivy holding Harley in her arms all bloody and beaten by the joker they both nurse her back to health and with their help she finally stops worshipping the joker and sees that he doesn't love her at all and lives at Ivy's garden house

Being raised by Ivy and Harley is never a boring moment. They are very protective of you and you call them both ‘mom’. When Harley first met Ivy, you were a baby and they started to date, Harley wanted to help Ivy to raise you. Ivy saw you and Harley create a bond between you two, and that made her very happy. But the relationship wasn't smooth, because now and then Harley would be smitten by the Joker. He would always try to break up the family, but Harley being blinded by love she didn't see that.

Ivy is alone watering her plants. Then Harley walks in and she is in bad shape. She is badly beaten and blood is all over her face and clothes.

“H-hey Red” Harley said.

She passed out and Ivy starts to panic. You are sleeping in your bedroom, you heard your mom scream for your help. That woke you up and you run to your mom, you see that Harley is badly hurt. Ivy is holding Harley close to her and she is crying. You helped your mom carry Harley to the living room.

You and your mom start to clean Harley’s wounds.

“What happened?” You asked.

“I don’t know. Let's take care of her then we ask what happened” Ivy said.

“Okay, mom,” You said.

“Go grab her pajamas, extra blankets, and more bandages,” Ivy said.

“Okay,” You said.

You went to grab the items. Ivy checks her pulse and starts to dry Harley’s hair. You come back and you keep helping your mom take care of Harley.

“Y/n, she will be okay,” Ivy said.

“I hope so. I don't like to see you or mom being hurt” You said.

The next day... Harley woke up and she looks around. She starts to remember what happened last night and Ivy offered her tea. Harley sat up and you sit next to your mom.

“You were the Joker, weren't you,” Ivy said.

She nods “Yeah... We were having a good time then it changed”

“What do you mean?” You asked.

“I don't know how it started. But I don't remember everything because I blacked out after he hit me a few times” Harley said.

“I’m going to hurt him,” You said.

You got up but your mom won't let you leave the house. Her plants blocked all the exits and you want to punch something, you try to calm down.

“Mom, why did you do that?” You said.

“Y/n, I don't want you to go fight the Joker. And we won't let you. If you want to hurt something then go hit your punching bag” Ivy said.

“Fine, I won't go after him” You mumbled.

“I promise, I won't go back to him. I want him out of my life forever” Harley said.

“Right now, I want you to focus on getting better. Y/n, don't get any ideas about trying to get revenge. And Harley, go shower and I will cook something for us to eat” Ivy said.

“Okay,” You and Harley said at the same time.

----

Over the past few days, Harley is starting to get better. You would play board games with your parents and sometimes cook dinner with them. Harley and Ivy would help you train with your magic. You get stronger because of them. Ivy always teaches about plants and how to care for them. You know how to control the plants with your magic.

Tonight for dinner, you will have tacos. You and Harley set up dinner, Ivy isn't happy about the mess in the kitchen. After dinner, you play Mario Kart with your parents.

-----

You have a hard time making friends. Ivy and Harley encouraged you to join the baseball team to make friends. You thought to try it out but doubt you will make friends. Harley cheered for you very loud.

“Dude, is that your mom?” Kyle asked.

“Yeah, that's my mom. She is always happy and loud” You said.

“You are doing great, sweetie! Hit a home run!” Harley yelled with joy.

You didn't a hit a run home. You strike out another parent on the bleachers who started to say bad stuff about you.

“Hey! What did you say about my son!?” Harley asked.

“Your son sucks! He shouldn't be on the team” He said.

“Watch your mouth, before we shut it for you,” Ivy said.

“Don’t talk to my husband like that” She said.

Harley throws a hot dog at the guy’s face and then punched him in the face. Ivy starts to fight the wife and someone called the cops.

✬ ✫ ✯ ✬

It’s Easter, Harley and Ivy want to take a family easter photo. You go to the mall with your parents and Ivy starts to fix your shirt.

“You two smile and no funny faces,” Ivy said.

Harley always makes funny faces. They know that you are not a child anymore, they always want a picture of the easter bunny with you.

When taking the picture, Harley did make a funny face. You laughed when you saw it and Ivy wasn't happy about it, but not surprised. It happens every year, taking a family picture with the Easter bunny or Santa then Harley would make a funny face.

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“Mom, why I can't go break the law? You and mom always do it” You said.

“It's a school night. I promise this weekend we can go break the law” Harley smiled.

“Awesome!” You smiled.

“Harley! Y/n, sweetie we talked about this. I want you to focus on finished high school first. And Harley, stop encouraging our son, breaking the law” Ivy said.

“I think he is ready. We can start small” Harley said.

“Harley!” Ivy said

“Sorry, kiddo,” Harley said to you.

“Fine” You mumbled.

----

Ivy and Harley are helping you train. They want you to think on your feet when you are fighting someone etc... You are using your magic to block Harley’s attacks and tricks. Then Ivy uses her plants to stop you, you didn't have a chance to get away from the plants. The plants are wrapped around your body and you can't move, now you are hanging upside down.

“Y/n, you have to be faster,” Ivy said.

“I will try again, mom,” You said.

“Good. Let's take a break and I'm going to make lunch” Ivy said.

“Anything but tofu,” Harley said.

✬ ✫ ✯ ✬

You are watching tv with your parents. Suddenly, the news came on the reporter is talking about how the Joker escaped Arkham Asylum. You see your mom having a panic attack and Ivy tries to calm her down.

You try to help also and you don't like seeing her like that. Ivy is making tea, it will help with Harley’s panic attacks and it will help her sleep. It did take a while to calm Harley down, Ivy takes her to bed. Harley falls asleep and Ivy gently moves the hair away from Harley’s face.

“I’m going to bed. You will be okay with mom?” You asked.

“I will be okay. I gave her tea that will help her sleep. Go rest, y/n” Ivy said.

You go to your bedroom and you closed the door. You escape from the window and you leave to find the Joker. It will be easy to find him because you remember your mom talking about an abandoned circus. You want revenge for him hurting your mom.

----

Joker’s goons were easy to fight because you used your magic against them. You have a lot of anger towards him.

“It’s passed your bedtime, kid” Joker smirked.

“I’m going to hurt you because you hurt my mom” You yelled.

He mocked you and that made you even angrier. He laughed and your hands start to glow and he isn't scared.

“You will regret that,” You said.

“You won't hurt me. If Batman can't kill me what makes you think, you will kill me, kid” Joker said.

“Fuck Batman,” You said.

Joker walked toward and he sticks out his hand for a handshake. He has a hand buzzer. You grabbed his hand, he thought it would give you an electric shock but it didn't.

“It should have worked,” Joker said.

“My turn” You smirked.

Your magic protected you from the deadly hand buzzer. You headbutt his face and he fell to the ground.

“You will pay!” You yelled.

You start to punch him in the face. Blood starts to get on your fists and clothes. You used your magic to bring him back because he passed out. You keep punching him in the face then you get up.

“That’s all you got” Joker laughed.

“I’m start getting started,” You said.

You start to kick him in the stomach and he starts to spit out blood. You didn't notice that he take out his knife and stabbed you in the thigh. He smirked at you.

You touched his head and you used your magic, to torture him. He starts to scream but you don't stop.

-----

Ivy and Harley noticed that you haven't been in your bedroom. They start to panic and they hear the door open. They see you and you have blood on your clothes and hands.

“Y/n, what happened to you?” Harley asked.

“Where have you been?!” Ivy said.

“It's not my blood. I had to stop him because he was hurting mom” You said.

Now everyone starts to argue. They told you that you were reckless and you said that you didn't care about being reckless, you told them that you wanted revenge.

“He is a dangerous man, Y/n!” Harley yelled.

“So!? I stopped him! Not Batman or anyone else! I stopped him for good!!” You yelled.

Harley starts to cry because she feels it's her fault. She hugged you and you hugged her back, you start to cry and she starts to rub your back.

“I don't want to feel useless, that I can't protect my parents” You cried.

Your mom gently touched your cheek.

“Sweetie, you are not useless. We never once thought about you. We always wanted to protect you from him. No matter what age you get, we will always protect you” Ivy said.

She kissed your forehead and hugged you.

“We love you, Y/n” Harley cried.

You took a shower while Ivy burned the clothes you had on. You have on a matching pajama shirt like Harley, this time she is picking the snacks. Ivy told you how to clean the wound on your thigh.

“What are we going to do tonight?” You asked.

“No more tofu. This time we will eat the best snacks and watch a Pixar movie!” Harley smiled.

You sit in the middle of the couch and start to eat the snacks. Ivy sits on your left side and Harley on the right.

#x male reader #male!reader #dc comics imagine #dc imagine #harley quinn x male reader #Harley Quinn x reader #harley quinn imagine #Harley Quinn x son #poison ivy x male reader #poison ivy imagine #poison ivy x reader #Poison Ivy x son #male reader

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mrmaybank · 1 year

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FEM ALLEGED DNI

Fandom: DC

Title: You can’t stop DNA

Character(s): Joker, Jason Todd, Damien Wayne, Tim Drake

Request: No

Genre: angst

TW: kidnapping, mental torture, vomit,

A/N: (Y/B/M) means your birthday month quick heads up

Masterlist

You weren’t a hero or a vigilante or a villain. You were (M/N) Quinn, the boyfriend of Jason Todd. And the son to Pamela Lillian Isley and Harleen Frances Quinzel or Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. You lived with your aunt Selena until you turned seven when you move in with your moms.

Neither of your moms were a big part of your life in those sevens year, sure they visited but they never stayed for long and they didn’t visit often. Who did was your dad, Jack Oswald White or the Joker. He would visit you ever month on the first Saturday of the month and the last Saturday of the month. But in (Y/B/M) he would stay the whole week of your birthday.

He was your whole world until your moms revealed to you the truth of what they did. The truth of who your dad really was, you didn’t believe it at first but then you saw him the Gotham news and you knew. You began to spread the two people your dad was.

When he was with you and making you the happiest kid alive he was Jack, your dad. But when he was out there terrorizing people, he was joker. They were two different people because Jack was your dad the Joker wasn’t and he wouldn’t ever be.

“Hey,” Jason spoke, as he entered the room decked out in his red hood gear. He had everything on expect for the hood which rested in his arms.

You looked up from your phone and smiled at him, “Hey, I thought you guys left to go on patrol ten, fifteen minutes ago,” You replied.

“Yeah, were about to leave, but Damien then threw up. So he’s staying here and since Alfred is out of town were wondering if you would watch him,” He replied.

“You of course, I will,” You got up from Jason’s bed and placed your phone in your pocket. You got up making your way over to the door frame, Jason currently resided.

“Thank you, love you,” he leaned forward and placed a quick kiss on your lips.

“Love you too, don’t get your ass sent back to the grave,” you laughed.

He shook his head, “Wouldn’t dream of it,” he replied. You watched as he made his way down the hallway and eventually out of sight before making your way to Damien’s room.

The door was opened but you knocked anyway, “Damien,” you called. You didn’t get a response, only hearing the familiar sound of someone emptying there stomach. You walked into the room entering the same bathroom, where Damien currently leaning over the toilet.

You sat down next to him, rubbing his back. This went for awhile until the poor the kid finally stopped, “i’m gonna go get you some clothes to change into. Go jump into the shower,” you were honestly surprised when Damien didn’t put up a fight like he would usually.

A couple minutes later after Damien took his shower you both were laying his bed, watching some random TV show. Everything was fine until you noticed Damien become tense. At first you thought nothing over because the kid was sick but something just didn’t seem right about the way he was acting. “Are you okay?” You asked.

He looked around the room, “something isn’t right,” he told you. You cocked an eyebrow at the boy as he stood up walking over his desk, you were quick to follow.

“Damien-,” you began but were cut off by the sound of glass breaking. The window above Damien’s bed had shattered as a sliver canister was thrown through it landing on floor just in front of Damien’s bed.

Before either of you could react gas began flooding from the canister, you quickly covered your nose with your shirt. Damien doing the same but it didn’t help and the whole world slowly went black.

TIME SKIP

You groaned as you slowly came into consciousness your head hurt like hell. You went to move your arm but couldn’t you slowly looked down and panic set in as you realized you were chained by your wrists and ankles to chair.

Okay what happened last? You asked yourself. Everything came flooding back to you, you tried your hardest to look around the room. You began to calm down a bit when your eyes landed on Damien. He looked perfectly fine from what you saw, “Damien,” he didn’t move. “Damien,” you shouted once more.

This time he did move, he opened his eyes a couple of times. “(M/N)?” He asked in a soft voice, he went to move only to find out he was in the same predicament as you.

“just stay still,” you told him, “Bruce and everyone else will get us out of here,” you turned from him to ceiling of the room and began speaking again not exactly sure who too. “You hear that fuckwad, Bruce is gonna get us out of here. He’ll send the whole fucking justice league if he has too,” You exclaimed.

“I’ve beat them before,” someone spoke. Someone you hadn’t seen in years, he revealed himself from the darkness and smiled at you. It was the joker, “You don’t look happy to see me Kiddo,”

“What do you want?” You fought to keep your voice steady. He just smiled at you as he made his way over to you, he placed his hands on your shoulders.

“don’t fucking touch him,” Damien shouted. He turned to Damien and smirked, before turning back to you. You fought to get out of the grip but his hands only tighten.

“You know, you look so much like me,” he smirked. You didn’t have time to respond before his knee made contact with your stomach, tears pricked at the corner of your eyes.

He tsked as he removed his hands and moved back from you, “but your just as pathetic as your mother,” he laughed, an evil laugh that sent chills down your back. “You know you would a make prefect little me, I’d just have to toughen you out,” he told you.

“I’m nothing like you,” you hissed.

“Oh but you are, you are my son. Were bounded by blood and your blood is filled with-“

You cut him off, “stop it!” you exclaimed.

He just shook his head, “Your blood is filled with evil,” a few tears escaping the hold you had on them slowly streamed down your face, He smiled at this, “you see it’s true,” he laughed.

“It’s not!” Damien exclaimed, “he’s nothing like you!” The joker’s attention was now fully on Damien.

“Oh but he is, it’s in his blood. Before his moms were one, I am one, and his pathetic little pussy of an aunt was too. It’s just about time before he caves and becomes one as well,” his watch beeped and the looked at the two of you, “Well I must be off, i’ll see you soon (M/N),” and with that he was gone. Like he was never there in the first place.

Only a second later did a down in the corner of the room open to reveal Jason and Tim. They were both dressed up in there respective superhero outfits, but instead of wearing his red hood helmet Jason wore a domino mask. Jason quickly ran over to you and untied you from the chair. As soon as he did you wrapped your arounds his chests and began sobbing.

He wrapped his arms around you rubbing his hand up and down your back. He looked over at Damien who mouthed the words ‘Joker is an ass’ to him. Jason rolled his eyes at this before turning back to you, “Look, I don’t know what he said or what he did but I can assure none of what he said was true and you sure as hell don’t deserve anything that he did to you,” Jason told you.

You wanted to believe but you couldn’t. You really just couldn’t.

#jason todd x male reader #Joker x Son!reader #harley quinn x poison ivy #Harley Quinn x son!reader #Poison Ivy x son!reader #tim drake #jason todd #damien wayne

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the-courtsjester · 2 months

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Can you do Jean, Lisa, and anyone else you want asking out a male reader?

Greetings Ladies and gentlemen and things. Welcome to some more headcanons for Jean, Lisa, Herta, and the first non Genshin or Star Rail character Harley Quinn! I've been playing Suicide Squad: Kills the Justice League recently with some friends, it's not a bad game I find it fun

Jean, Lisa, Herta, and Harley Quinn asking Male Reader out

Jean:

Jean, being the Acting Grandmaster of the Knights of Favonius doesn't leave time for much time for ones self, but if she dose get a day off she'll spend that time with you seeing as how you're one of her best friends.

She has had feelings for you for awhile wanting to be the one that will protect you forever, but she's never found the right opportunity to show them.

But she decided to ask you out on her day off, she'd walk up to you all smooth like, actually she was as stiff as a bored, she would ask you out on a date early in the day and when you agree she'd be squealing on the inside.

She didn't come up with much for the date, most likely just going to Good Hunter and taking a stroll around Mondstadt before heading to big tree in Windrise.

All in all though she'll enjoy the day with you no matter what happens, and definitely planning more now that you're both together.

Lisa:

She spends most her day doing nothing besides keeping the library clean, reading, and the occasional talk about the books that need to be returned, so when she was bored on a slow day she had the perfect idea.

She strolled by your home and asked you out to a date, once it had hit the time you both agreed on she took you out to a nice spot on a hill to enjoy a picnic date.

Lisa's flirting gets turned up a by ten and if that doesn't get you flustered she'll keep increasing it, calling you cutie and darling and everything under the sun.

After you two are back in Mondstadt she'll have you both snuggle together somewhere comfy and you'll read a book together, seems a bit much on a first date but this is Lisa.

Herta:

Herta isn't the type to ask someone out on a date, she was most likely the one asked out and for some reason she agreed, but she wouldn't do a normal date of going somewhere she'll bring you to her room and do something there together.

She probably sits on your lap during the date and probably has some of her puppets hug you from either side as well, she definitely leans on you as she sits in your lap and you definitely rest your head on her head, it's only fair.

As she does whatever she's doing during the date, she shows it off to you and talks about what it does, do you understand it? Probably not, does she care? Not really, she's just happy that you'll listen to her speak nonsense.

If, and I mean if, you can get Herta to go on a somewhat normal date of going somewhere, you get to bring a couple of her puppets, but being on the Space Station means there's not much to do, but lucky for you she'll use the Simulated Universe to spend some quality time together watching stars and doing nothing.

After the date is done Herta will have a puppet follow you around to make sure you're safe and fine, you've become one of the few things she's attached to now and won't let go.

Harley Quinn:

Harleen Quinzel A.K.A Harley Quinn, the clown princesses of crime, my love you knew her from Arkham seeing as how you got tossed in by the Bat as well, but story for another time she met you a couple times in there and said something along the lines of, "when we get out of here I'm taking you on a date" ...so she broke you out of there immediately afterwards.

Her date with you consisted of robbing banks, blowing shit up, and other various crimes, she steals all sorts of things for you wither it be a pokemon card to a diamond she doesn't care so long as it makes happy.

Soon though Batman shows up and puts a stop to her crime date with you, and you both get tossed back in Arkham, you would assume she'd stop there but this is Harley Quinn we're talking about, she's going to try and break out again with you but to much less success.

So she decided to continue the date in Arkham and just watch people beat the shit out of each other, it's a favorite pastime of hers besides letting the blood rush to her head, she'll also take you to eat in the cafeteria seeing as you didn't get to enjoy food outside of Arkham.

But once the day is finally over and you both are back in your cells she somehow managed to slip notes into your roomtalking about how much fun she had, she also said in the notes that she's excited to do it again sometime, so hope you look forward to breaking out every other day.

Finally it's done jesus christ, Jean felt so awkward to write for and I don't know why, but felt great to write for Harley Quinn seeing as she's one of my favorite characters, she was also my first none Genshin or Star Rail character glad it was her.

And scene...

#genshin impact #honkai star rail #headcanon #the courtsjester #x male reader #herta #lisa genshin impact #jean genshin impact #harley quinn

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thebisexualdogdad · 2 years

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Nice fic for Ivy and Harley, how about one where this time the reader and Ivy team up to dom Harley and break her mind with some double penetration? And maybe some bdsm stuff with Ivy using her vine!tendrils as restraints?

"Does this feel nice, Harls?" Ivy mutters, nipping under Harley's ear while you are leaving marks along the base of her neck.

"So good," Harley moans, loving a little pain with her pleasure.

She gasps when you bite particularly hard at her collarbone and Ivy grins.

You and Ivy let your hands wander Harley's body, getting her overwhelmed from the stimulation.

The three of you are already stripped down to only your underwear, Ivy playing with her bare chest while one of your hands slip under Harley's red panties.

"She's so wet Ivy," you smile, Harley's hips jolting up into your touch with your fingers getting coated in her arousal.

"Do you want to get fucked baby?" Ivy asks Harley who always melts whenever her two lovers are giving her attention.

She's too flustered to speak so you remove your hand from her panties to bring her back to reality.

"You need to answer her Harley," you say sternly.

"I want to get fucked no I need to get fucked," Harley cries out.

Ivy looks at you and nods, snapping her fingers and suddenly vines are appearing around the bed, tying Harley's hands together to the headrest and spreading her legs apart restraining them to the poles of the bed frame.

You harshly rip Harley's panties off her revealing her glistening pussy.

"Let me get a taste," Ivy says, leaning down and taking a long slow lick through her wetness.

"Oh fucking fuck!" Harley shouts.

"Why don't you go ahead and get her warmed up Y/N," Ivy smirks, gripping your hard cock through your underwear.

"And what about you?" You question.

"Don't worry I have plans for our girl tonight," she winks.

You step out of your underwear, gently touching Harley again with your fingertips to tease her before coating your cock with her arousal.

Pushing your cock inside her Harley moans loudly and you notice Ivy going to your special toy box in the closet.

You start a slow tempo of thrusting, seeing Ivy pull out one of her medium sized strap ons.

"Oh you are in for a real treat," you chuckle, Harley looking over to see Ivy taking off her panties and putting on a green 6 inch dildo.

"Is it my birthday??" Harley questions, gasping when the vines pull more tightly on her wrists and ankles.

"You think you can handle this love?" Ivy asks, sauntering back to the bed and leaning down to kiss her sloppily.

"God yes," she moans into the kiss.

"You ever taken two cocks before?" You taunt.

"Only in my fantasies," Harley replies with excitement in her voice.

Ivy laughs and positions herself in front of you, pressing down the tip of the toy on Harley's clit and she cries out.

"Fuck you guys are so hot," you say kissing Ivys neck from behind as you continue to fuck Harley.

Ivy thickly coats the cock with lube and eases the tip inside Harley.

"What's the safe word tonight?" She asks her.

"Batman," Harley struggles to get out.

"You got that Y/N?" Ivy says and you nod so she pushes another inch into Harley.

It takes a minute for her to open up wide enough but soon both you and Ivy are fully inside Harley, thrusting at different paces that make her tug on the vines restraining her.

"Holy fucking shit this is amazing!" Harley cries out.

You reach around and palm Ivy's breasts, kneading them and toying with her nipples.

This sight makes another wave of Harley's arousal soak your cocks.

"I think she likes this," you say, harshly pinching Ivy's nipples and tugging on them making Ivy moan.

Ivy snaps her finger again and now there are additional vines exploring Harley's body, wrapping around her waist and neck, slightly choking her.

Harley shuts her eyes and she feels more vines trailing over her breasts and swirling over her nipples and another now playing with her clit.

Ivy is fucking her at a slower pace while you move at a fast and steady tempo.

"Faster, faster," Harley grunts and Ivy takes the not so subtle hint, picking up the pace to match yours.

Harley is in absolute bliss and she cums hard around your cocks, her walls spasming and her whole body trembling.

She's yelling out obscenities and feeling her orgasm from her head all the way down to her curling toes.

Once her release subsides it's too much for her and she yells out "batman, batman, no more!"

Ivy pulls out first and then you but you take her by surprise when you push your cum covered cock inside her and start fucking her.

"Oh my," she says pleasantly.

Harley enjoys watching Ivy's strap bounce around as you fuck her to her own climax.

"You can cum inside me Y/N," Ivy mutters and you do just that as you both reach your releases.

You slow your movements, looking down at Harley's pulsating pussy dripping cum.

You eagerly run your fingers through her and pop them in your mouth, "delicious."

"You okay there Harls?" Ivy asks as a few aftershocks hit Harley.

"I've never been better," Harley smiles and she's glowing like she never has before.

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