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alexa-santi-author · 2 years
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If you want to read some thinly-veiled Tom/Loki and Zawe fanfic in respectable Kindle book form, I gotchu, fam, for the low price of $2.99 AND! It includes a host of fairytale retellings from my fellow anthology authors as well.
The Blurb:
To Lady Mirade, it seems a simple task: abduct the sorcerer son of her clan’s greatest enemy and persuade him to teach her the magic she needs to defend her family and her keep. She never expects her greatest battle to be against the forbidden desire that burns between them.
The Lord Sorcerer Lorien’s task is to escape and return to his own clan so they can resume their feud. But even as he remains Mirade’s prisoner, he finds himself enchanted by her determination and passion to protect her people.
As they grow ever closer, finding a way to resolve the feud so they can be together may prove to be the most impossible task of all.
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hylianengineer · 10 months
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Speaking of my grandmother, she's writing a cookbook. And the sibling and I have been recruited as editors - because we both love that sort of thing.
Mostly it's been really fun going through it all, and the memories that go with it, but also? I can't eat most of what's in that book, at least without serious modification. And it makes me a bit sad. This cookbook is explicitly about tradition and family memories, and I feel a bit cut off from that. It's not just me either - we have two other family members with gluten intolerance, and a few other food restrictions. My grandma has talked about trying to label gluten free recipes, but as is, this book just makes me feel left out. It's not even like I blame her for it - it's just the way everything is when you have a major food intolerance or allergy, especially one so ingrained in your culture. And the way it is really sucks.
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trapperskeeper · 9 months
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I fucking love grandpappy Vic. Look at this glorious man. He is perpetually grumpy and unsatisfied and I love it.
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beck-hartman · 7 months
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Happy Cinnamon Roll Day, @chvndlr!
Yes, that's a thing. I asked if they could put a 1D design on it, and they said no, so just wait for National Cake Day. And in the meantime, enjoy this cinnamon roll and the fact that we're friends. Glad we met. Thanks for putting up with my bullshit, Beck.
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moxleys-darlin · 1 year
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The Tribal Chief's Respite
Pairing: Roman/Yuta, implied Shield/BCC/Renee
Summary: Roman is burnt out from the "Tribal Chief" persona, the twins call in reinforcements.
Disclaimer: I don't claim anything but the idea; characters (unfortunately) and gifs aren't mine
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Respite: a short period of rest or relief from something difficult or unpleasant.
Roman stalks into his hotel room and throws his duffle bag on his bed, his cousins walking close behind him. He sighs angrily when they act like they're not going to leave despite there only being one bed.
"You two don't have to stay, you can go."
"Aw, come on Uce, we can hang out for a bit, it's been a long night." Jey shrugs, heading to the chair in the corner, but stopping when he notices the heated look on Roman's face.
"Exactly, sorry but I've had enough of people tonight, I'd like to be alone." Roman sits heavily on the bed, scrubbing his face. His phone buzzes, so he checks it, and his frown deepens.
Tesoro 💙: I'm sorry Chief, I can't get away. I will try to call you tonight if I have a chance. H is trying to kill me 🙄
He sends back a quick message letting him know that it's okay, that he understands and can't wait for his call later. He gets back the kiss emoji and he decides to silence his phone and put it on the charger.
"Uce, you sure you want to be alone?"
Roman startles, forgetting about Jimmy and Jey being in the room, he flops back on the bed, hand over his eyes.
"Yeah, I really would, I'm tired and I'm done with today. Let Heyman know that I don't want to hear anything about work until Monday at the earliest." With his eyes covered Roman never notices the look that passes between the twins or Jimmy checking his phone and smiling.
"Sure Uce, whatever you say, we'll head out, just text us if you need anything."
Roman waves his other hand in goodbye and hears the door close. He sighs heavily when he hears the twins speaking lowly, probably to each other about his moodiness. He feels bad about how he dismissed his cousins, but he is just so exhausted tonight, this persona of his is making him tired and irritable. He really liked it in the beginning, relished in it really, because after Mox left, he wanted away from the Shield “Big Dog” persona that everyone booed.
As time went on though, with the abuse he had to put Jey through, it started to weigh on him. Now some fans find him boring, call him a part-time wrestler due to his new schedule and contract, and want him to drop the championship. Seth told him to stay off social media because those fans didn’t know what they were talking about and there were way more fans that love him and this championship reign. Roman scrubs his face again and swings his legs around, sitting up, to check his phone again. His hand is on the phone when he hears a knock on the door.
“I told you I’m not in the mood for company guys, go on and have a good night.” Roman calls out and is frustrated as the person knocks on the door again.
“I swear guys if y’all don’t-“ He yanks the door open to yell at his cousins when he is stunned into silence.
"You gonna make me go away too, alofa (love)? I did make sure I got all of your favorites, so I hope that gives me enough brownie points to be allowed to stay."
"Yuta? What are you doing here, baby? How-you're supposed to be at Rampage wrestling tonight, it's a live show." Yuta shrugs.
"I got done with everything early, then I got a message from the twins saying that you were being. a grouchy menace, so I told Regal and Mox I was going to come and keep you company. So," Yuta drawls out. "Can I come in? Or do I have to take all these treats and share them with the twins?"
Yuta giggles as Roman takes the drink holder out of his hand and grabs his wrist, dragging him into the room, with his other hand. Roman sets the drinks down on the dresser, then takes the bags from Yuta's hand, sitting them on the bed, and pulls Yuta into his chest, hugging him tightly. Yuta relishes in the heat of Roman's body, nuzzling into his chest until Roman pulls him back slightly. He puts his hands on Yuta's cheeks, tilts his face up, and kisses him deeply.
"Hey, I'm here. I don't know what's wrong, but I want to make you feel better, okay?" Yuta pulls back from the kiss and brushes his nose across Roman's jaw. "I didn't know how I could help so after I got the text, I went to the people that know you the best and asked for ideas to cheer you up." Yuta pulls back from Roman's arms and heads toward the bed to the bags.
"You did? Baby, you could have shown up empty-handed and I would've been happy." Roman skims his fingertips down Yuta's back, relishing in his baby's shivers. "Just what goodies did you bring to make me less grouchy, baby boy?" Roman whispers, leaning down across the younger man's back so that his lips touch Yuta's ear.
"I," Yuta clears his throat. "Mox told me about the Shield tradition, how after a bad match, you guys would make hot chocolate and relax together. I couldn't make it, but Starbucks was still open, so I decided to order us some. While I was there I saw these chocolate croissants and I remembered how much you love chocolate when you're stressed."
You're the sweetest, baby-"
"I'm not done, Ro! So, then Seth told me about this traditional Hawaiian dish that you love but can't find sometimes, so I did some digging and found a place on the way here that has really good reviews, now we have Musubi for dinner!" Roman's sour mood almost disappears at Yuta’s excitement about his accomplishments. “Finally, Renee told me the ultimate secret. She said that Seth kinda hates Monsters and how they taste so you don’t drink them around him because he won’t kiss you. Then I thought, if I can kiss Mox after he chain smokes, I can absolutely kiss you with your Monster breath as long, of course, as it’s my favorite kind.” Yuta winks, laughing when Roman rolls his eyes and kisses Yuta.
“So, they just told you all my secrets, huh?” Roman jokes as he goes for their hot chocolates, sitting on the bed with his back against the headboard.
He hands Yuta his drink when he settles in next to Roman, taking the croissant his baby is offering him. Taking a drink of the hot chocolate, he sighs as he remembers the nights he and his Hounds would sit around, cuddled up, and relaxing.
“Wanna tell me what’s wrong? What’s making you so upset?”
Roman takes a minute to get his thoughts collected, then decides to just lay it all out and be brutally honest. Yuta just listens, only interrupting to get clarification or give some advice. When the drinks and croissants are gone, Roman is feeling much lighter, Yuta had finished his snack a bit earlier than him and had been drawing patterns on Roman’s thigh, keeping him calm.
“I’m just frustrated, and I hate how I have to treat my family, I hate how I have to cheat to win almost every match, and I hate that people seem bored with me. I wish I could work with Seth or Mox again; I miss how easy and flawless it was, I just miss them.” Roman sighs and Yuta rolls himself over on his chest, propping himself up by his elbow.
“Why don’t you and I go take a shower and relax, we’ll get clean, come back and eat, and maybe I’ll give you a back massage. It may not cure you completely, but hopefully, it helps a little bit.” Roman swears he falls a little more in love with Yuta.
“Yeah baby, that sounds amazing.” Yuta's smile brightens and he rolls out of the bed.
“Perfect! Stay right there, I’ll go turn on the shower and get it ready.” He runs off before Roman can answer.
Roman smiles when he hears the shower start running and reaches over to grab his phone, shooting off a text to one of his group chats.
OGs ❤️ (Roman’s Phone)
Me: Y’all just giving away all my secrets to Baby Boy huh?
Tesoro 💙: Awww he made it? That’s great!
Canada ❤️: You needed some tender, loving care and Yuta is magical at that
Cucciolo 🐺: Let the Pup take care of you, Big Dog. You’re grumpy and angry, J&J said so… we love you, go relax and text us tomorrow
“Roman! The water’s ready! Come here.” Roman’s glad that Yuta isn’t in the room to see him almost fall off the bed with how fast he moves to get to his boyfriend.
He walks into the bathroom to see Yuta surrounded by the steam, smiling when Yuta beckons him over with the crook of his finger. He puts himself in his lover’s hands, shivering as Yuta skims his fingers up Roman’s sides as he pulls his shirt off, and throws it on the floor near the door. Yuta places his hands on the waistband of his sweatpants and looks into Roman’s eyes shyly.
“May I? Or do you want to do this part?”
Roman puts his hands on top of Yuta’s and pushes his pants down an inch or so, moving his hands to his baby’s face, stroking. He groans as Yuta kneels, taking his pants down to the floor and hears his lover gasp as he realizes Roman isn’t wearing underwear. Yuta keeps eye contact as he helps Roman step out of the pants, a small blush coloring his cheeks. Roman puts his hand down to help Yuta up, then takes his time stripping Yuta of his clothes and steps into the shower with him.
His lover refuses to let Roman do anything except tell him what product to use.
“Mox uses 2-in-1, and everyone else’s things are different. Seth and Mox told me you’re particular about your products, so I want to make sure I know what to use for you.”
Roman is speechless and can’t think of a response that doesn’t make him sound like he’s ready to sell his soul to Yuta. He chooses to kiss the life out of his baby instead while Yuta scrubs his body with a rag and his body wash only pulling away so Yuta can scrub his legs and thighs quickly.
“I love the smell of your body wash,” Yuta groans as he buries his face in Roman’s neck for a moment. “I can’t reach your hair though.” Yuta pouts as he backs away and looks up into Roman’s face.
His baby’s eyes grow wide, and his mouth drops as Roman turns around and gently kneels in front of Yuta.
“Does this work Baby Boy?” Roman looks back, smirking when he sees Yuta’s slack face and chuckles when his lover shakes his head to clear the cobwebs.
“Ye-Yeah that’s perfect, Big Dog.”
Roman growls lowly as Yuta buries his fingers in his long hair. He usually only lets Renee or Seth do this, sometimes even Regal, but Yuta is being so sweet and gentle trying not to hurt Roman. His baby listens attentively as he explains how he takes care of his hair in the shower, groaning deeply when he feels Yuta run the comb through his hair.
“I’m sorry, did that hurt? I was trying-“
“Shh, you’re okay baby, that definitely wasn’t a sound of pain. You’re doing perfect sweet boy.” Roman tips his head back to look up at Yuta and reaches his hand back to grab Yuta’s and gets him to continue.
Yuta finishes Roman’s hair and helps him stand back up. His lover tries to protest when Roman goes to give him the same treatment but lets him do as he pleases when Roman persists.
“Come on alofa (love), let’s get out, dry off, and eat something, if I know you, you haven’t had much today.”
Roman lets Yuta dry him off and after he does the same, they put on sweatpants but leave their chests bare. Yuta leaves him to finish his hair care to set up the food. Roman comes out to the food on the dresser and Yuta sitting on the edge of the bed with a comb and a hair tie.
“Come here and sit in front of me, Mox taught me to braid using Bryan, he said you like your hair braided and played with. Just tell me if I pull too hard or hurt you.” Yuta gets quiet for a second but continues. “I don’t want to make your night worse.” Roman walks over and grabs Yuta’s face, bending over and kissing him deeply, and he smiles when his baby whimpers as he pulls away.
“The only way you would make my night worse is if you left right now, not that I would let you, of course.” He chuckles and pecks a kiss on Yuta’s lips again. “If Mox taught you, it’ll be perfect, and I absolutely love your fingers and how they feel, especially in my hair.” Roman lifts Yuta’s hands and kisses his fingertips.
Yuta reaches back to grab a pillow and puts it on the floor so Roman is comfortable then helps Roman sit on the floor in front of him. Yuta makes quick work of the braid, face reddening each time Roman growls or moans when he tugs on the strands a certain way. Yuta finally reaches the end of the braid and wraps the hair tie around it, tugging gently so that Roman’s head is tipped back and kisses him on the forehead.
“All done, Chief, now let’s get some food and watch a movie, then maybe I’ll give you a massage if you’re lucky.”
Roman gets off the floor, going to grab the food from the dresser and a few drinks from the hotel’s refrigerator. He turns around and his heart stutters when he sees Yuta leaning against the headboard of the bed. He sets the food down by Yuta and grabs his phone from the side table.
“Don’t move baby, stay just like that.” Roman snaps a couple of photos while Yuta laughs and covers his face when he realizes what’s happening.
“Roman!” Yuta groans as his phone goes off with a text message to the Polycule group chat. “No more pictures, come sit with me and eat, Harry Potter is on and it’s almost over so that’s perfect.” Yuta pats the bed, urging Roman to come sit with him.
Roman laughs as Yuta tries the Musubi for the first time, having to tell him it’s okay if he doesn’t like it, kissing Yuta’s pout off his face.
“But it’s one of your favorites, Ro. I, at least, want to like it!”
“Seth hates it too, I don’t even think Claudio or Mox likes it either, maybe only Renee or Regal can eat it, they don’t love it but they like it.” Roman chuckles.
Dinner and Harry Potter pass without incident after Roman gets Yuta some leftovers from the fridge that he’s sure was one of the twins’ food, but they’ll get over it. Yuta ends up curled against Roman’s chest as they finish the movie, subconsciously drawing patterns on Roman’s chest and stomach. His fingers draw up his bigger lover’s chest to his neck, and he lets them bury themselves into Roman’s beard. Roman growls as Yuta scratches at his jaw and pets through his beard.
“Baby Boy, you are definitely not watching the movie.” Roman rumbles out.
“Hmm… no I’m not Chief, have I ever told you how much I love these greys in your beard?” Yuta asks as he nuzzles his nose along Roman’s jaw. “Why don’t you turn over and lay flat, alofa (love), I think you’ve earned that massage now.” Yuta whispers as he leans close to Roman’s ear, nipping at his earlobe sweetly.
“I think you were secretly sent to kill us all slowly, angelo (angel).” Roman groans out as he lies on his stomach.
“Kill you? No, more like torture, but none of the others would ever believe you, I’m too sweet to be found out.” Roman’s chuckle is cut off as Yuta seats himself on Roman’s lower back, grinding down slightly to tease him. “Oops, sorry about that, Big Dog.”
“The Devil, I swear.” Roman growls out, feeling a shiver roll down his back as Yuta runs his fingers down his back, leaning down to kiss the back of Roman’s neck.
“You’re so tense, Chief.”
Roman has no chance to answer as Yuta starts massaging his back in earnest, all playfulness put aside as his lover focuses on the knots in his back. Roman is sure he dozes off after a few minutes, waking back up when Yuta resettles on his back and puts lotion on him to help him relax further. He tries to move, but Yuta refuses to let him and lays down next to Roman on his back. He pulls Roman closer to him, leading him to lie on Yuta’s chest, scratching his back to get him back asleep.
“Shh rest alofa (love), get some sleep and I’ll be right here when you wake up tomorrow.” Roman does as he’s told without a fight, exhaustion suddenly overwhelming him.
Yuta grabs Roman’s phone from where it was thrown on the bed earlier, finding the group chat he needs.
OGs ❤️ (Roman’s Phone)
Me: It’s Yuta, got him relaxed and resting, I’ll call tomorrow
Tesoro 💙: Damn, you were definitely the right choice for calming him down, so proud of you baby
Cucciolo 🐺: Well shit Pup, you blow him?
Canada ❤️: Jon! Great work babe! Knew you could help him settle and relax! Let us know how you are tomorrow! We love you!
Cucciolo 🐺: What?! That’s what I would’ve done. Love ya Pup, get some rest too.
Tesoro 💙: Love you baby!
Me: Love y’all too, good night
Yuta sends off a quick text to the twins telling them the same thing and locks the phone, placing it on the table next to him. He looks at Roman, who is sleeping peacefully, and smiles, knowing that he is the reason that Roman is happy and content, at least for tonight. He can’t help but feel so in love with this man. He makes sure that Roman is comfortable on him, then lays back, relaxes, and closes his eyes, joining his lover in sleep.
Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy! Much love!! My brain wouldn't work for Chapter 3 of Do You Still Love Me? (but it is coming soon!) so I wrote this!
A HUGE thank you to @sinderellanightwolf, who I'm surprised hasn't gone crazy from getting 3AM messages from me, you have been such a huge help! And to IperOuranos who has been reading snippets of this for me as well! Also, @sarahcakes613, here's another Roman/Yuta for you!
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strangefable · 1 year
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soooo lmao just got spoiled by a poll and. bioware, i think i'm gonna have a whooooole lot of beef with y'all :|
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thatgothicfairy · 1 year
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I have such an intense craving for a cinnamon roll rn that my brain refuses to do anything without one
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cocoabubbelle · 2 years
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Fun Fact:
One of my friends ships Snow White x Grumpy.
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I like them platonically, though I do think it has romantic potential. She definitely gets him flustered by sweetly throwing his gruffness back in his face with her sass. He also was totally prepping his head for her kiss when they were leaving the cottage despite trying to get away when she grants him one. And her kiss just throws him off in the cutest and funniest way possible despite trying to play it cool. She also bakes a pie for him with HIS name.
Imo for this ship to work, Grumpy should be closer to Snow White’s age, like Prince Florian. (And don’t try to tell me Prince Florian is 31; that rumor has been debunked despite Google search still claiming it as official.)
What’s your opinion on this ship? Yay or nay, and why?
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alexa-santi-author · 1 year
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One of my very occasional self-promo posts, this is the one with my thinly disguised Tom and Zawe fanfic, if they both happened to be sorcerers living in a high fantasy world. 😉
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jeevesreads · 9 months
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ REVIEW: Give Me Butterflies by Jillian Meadows
When a debut gives me the swoons like this, I know I’m adding another author to my one-click list! This was soft, sweet, and spicy all in one, with a patient, loving, and nerdy hero. I loved the found family aspect and the open, honest communication. Our hero is understanding and attentive (he sees a therapist!), and it was such a breath of fresh air to have such a genuinely endearing lead. The…
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neverendingford · 1 year
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#ngl part of what makes me so trustworthy is because I cannot imagine doing things differently.#like. of course you would trust me. why wouldn't you? I can't even imagine a reason why you wouldn't. my naivete is apparent on my face#my manager yesterday was like 'thanks for coming to work today' and I was like.. of course?? why wouldn't I show up to work???#I literally signed up for this job and promised to come to work on time. I cannot even conceive of just.. calling out for no reason#like. of course you can invite me to your house. I am a guileless being who might cause harm on accident#but would never even imagine harming you on purpose.#it's the autistic 'that's The Way Things Are' perspective. I cannot wrap my head around how or why anyone would behave differently#part of why I will always love and trust my dad even though he's emotionally distant and kind of terrible at communication. he's the same#he's so bad at seeing things from someone else's perspective (same autism lol) but I know where I stand with him always#incapable of mental elasticity can also mean once a cinnamon roll always a cinnamon roll. wouldn't lie to you even if he wanted to.#idk. just thinking about social relationships again and how I accidentally speedrun trust and vulnerability with people a lot#maybe it's just selection bias and I actually just attract people who trust easily. idk.#I've made friends with a lot of very grumpy angry people who no one else would make friends with so maybe I am just good at it. who knows#tag talk
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buckyalpine · 3 months
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Imagine thinking Bucky is the cutest cinnamon roll ever and it confuses everyone including him. It starts with Peter scrolling through his phone along with the others who are lounging around, not doing much for once. He snickers at a video and the others overhear the audio.
Looks like a cinnamon roll; could kill you
Looks like they could kill you; actually a cinnamon roll
Looks like a cinnamon roll; is a cinnamon roll
Looks like they could kill you; would kill you
"What are you watching" Sam snorted while Peter shuffled over to show him the old trend that popped up again on his feed.
"Its this thing where people compare how some of their friends look cute and are actually cute and then there are some that just look cute but they're scary on the inside"
Sam grinned, scanning the room trying to decide who fit where.
"Alright, lets see, Peter you're a cinnamon roll, Steve looks like a cinnamon roll but turns into a feral mother hen at bad language, Tony, you look like a dumb ass and you are a- Ow! Nat looks like she could kill someone and could kill-
"I have killed" Nat cocked an eyebrow with a smirk.
"Yeah, yeah we know. Actually scratch that. You're a bunny compared to Barnes-hey!" Sam yelped at the cushion that was launched at his head, "It's not my fault he looks scarier than you!"
Steve snorted from the side while Peter stared at him phone, too scared to confirm or deny anything.
"Y/n, what do you think, where does terminator fall under"
"Bucky's a cinnamon roll" You shrug while everyone paused and looked at each other in confusion.
"We're talking about this Bucky. This one sitting right there, the one with a grumpy staring problem, threw me off a roof, has a metal arm, this Bucky right here" Sam pointed to the solider who glared at him in response, causing him to bounce in his seat, "See?! Look! He wants to kill me right now!!"
Everyone was about to chime in until you look up to meet Bucky's eyes and then they see how Bucky transforms as when you're near by. That grumpy face of his melts off into the cutest puppy like expression.
"Look at his little nose" You shrug while Tony's face split into a shit eating grin watching Bucky's cheeks tint pink, "He's such a cinnamon roll!"
"Yeah, he's something' all right" Sam snickered while Bucky continued to blink at you, his heart beating faster. You thought he was a cinnamon roll? "Okay but you can agree he sometimes look like he could kill you"
"He's nothing but a cutie" You shook your head, cooing at Bucky, petting head as you walked by to get a glass of water. As soon as you were out of ear shot, everyone lost it, cackling and Aww'ing until the burnette gave them a glare that brought the room to silence once again. He trailed after you, ignoring the snickers that followed, butterflies in his tummy fluttering wildly when he found you once more.
He'd always be a cinnamon roll for you.
(Imagine everyone calls him a cinnamon roll after that and he actually doesn't hate it cause you're the one who gave him the name anyway and it always turns him into a blushing mess no matter who calls him that)
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Ways to list the numbered Doctors in order
1. Number Order (we all know this one)
2. Real-time age order (for added fun, divide them into “eras” by show history)
3. Age when their Doctor’s first full episode (or movie) premiered
1. Number Order: Hartnell, Troughton, Pertwee, Tom Baker, Davison, Colin Baker, McCoy, McGann, Eccleston, Tennant, Smith, Capaldi, Whittaker, Gatwa
2. Real time age order
Part 1: Adults when classic Who premiered: Hartnell (age 55), Pertwee (44), Troughton (43), Tom Baker (31), Colin Baker (20y 5mo), McCoy (20y 3mo)
Part 2: Children when classic Who premiered: Davison (age 12), Capaldi (5), McGann (4)
Part 3: Born during classic Who era: Eccleston (born during Hartnell’s run), Tennant (Pertwee’s run), Whitaker, Smith (Davison’s run)
Part 4: Child when new Who premiered: Gatwa (age 12)
3. Age when their Doctor’s first full episode (or movie) premiered:
50′s: Capaldi (56), Hartnell (55), Pertwee (50)
40′s: Troughton (46), McCoy (44), Colin Baker (41y 7mo), Eccleston (41y 1mo), Tom Baker (40)
30′s: McGann (36y 5mo), Whittaker (36y 3mo), Tennant (34), Gatwa (TBD: 31 or 32), Davison (30)
20′s: Smith (27)
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ladyannemarie5 · 10 months
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Jaskier to Radovid: I'm so happy we can finally be together. Now I can finally introduce you to the rest of my harem.
Radovid: Your what?!
Jaskier: This is Geralt, you've heard of him in my songs, the great White Wolf, he won't hesitate to run you through with his sword.
This is Yennefer, my favorite sorceress, she can turn you into a toad if she wants to.
This big guy here is Eskel, he looks grumpy but he's a cinnamon roll that can rip you in half.
Here's Lambert, my favorite idiot who can blow you to pieces without hesitation.
And last but not least, my dear Vespula, don't let her pretty face fool you, she can leave you with no inheritance if she gets upset.
Oh, and how can I forget my dear princess, my niece Cirilla, she can make all your brains come out of your mouth.
But don't worry, sweetie, you're doing great.
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