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bonniebird · 1 year

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Sweet Pea x Fem!Reader x Fangs Fogarty

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Warnings: 18+ content, oral male receving, oral fem receving, hand job, implied sex, threesome, watching/voyeurism

“You’re going to be in so much trouble with (Y/N)!” Fangs said as he grinned at Sweet Pea who frowned and shrugged. He had been about to say something when he turned and saw that you’d caught them. His eyes went wide and he slowly turned to glare at Fangs.

“What I said you’d be in trouble.” Fangs said with an amused tone as he looked between you and Sweet Pea.

“You disobeyed me. And you know what happens when you disobey me.” You said with a sweet smile. Sweet Pea swallowed a little and gave you a sheepish smile.

“I wasn’t doing what you think I was I… I was totally doing it… you hoping to punish me?” He asked and grinned.

“Maybe.” You said with an air of disinterest.

“I probably need it… and deserve it. If I’m being honest.” Sweet Pea grinned at you and you huffed as you crossed your arms before smiling to yourself. They had broken into your room and were looking for the one thing that you’d told them not to. Or Sweet Pea had. You didn’t trust the overly innocent look that Fangs was giving you.

“Do you?” You asked as you walked around your bed and reached for Fangs. The three of you were alone and your roommates wouldn’t be back for a while. You knew exactly why they were hanging around your apartment. Fangs let you move him over to stand at the side of your bed while you wrapped your arms around his neck and started kissing. The kiss was soft at first but you turned up the heat as Sweet Pea watched carefully. When he tried to join you held out a finger and wagged it at him without breaking the kiss. Fangs let you unbuckle his belt and yank his jeans and boxers down. The three of you had hooked up a few times before. You were all comfortable with each other. Fangs gasped as you manoeuvred you both so that you could push him down onto your bed. Sweet Pea watched and fidgeted, wanting to share in the attention that Fangs was getting. Ignoring him you paused just long enough to undress before wrapping your hand around Fang's cock, twisting your hand as you pumped up and down. Fangs sighed and whined happily while Sweet Pea huffed and puffed. Pushing Fangs so he was laying down the length of the bed and stripped down to your underwear. You knew it was getting to Sweet Pea by now. He liked to take charge but you were going to drag it out as long as you could. Fangs gasped and his head hit the headboard loud enough to make a soft thunking noise as you took the tip of his cock into your mouth. His hips rose up off the bed as you bobbed your head up and down, taking more of him with each movement.

“This is unfair!” Sweet Pea whined as he crouched down. He was watching you intently as you tipped your head at an angle so that he could see. You locked eyes with him as you continued and he rested his head on the side of the bed.

“I’ve had enough.” Sweet Pea said as he stood and grabbed you. Fangs whined as he found himself suddenly unattended and quickly moved to grab himself as he watched Sweet Pea position his head between your legs. You groaned deeply and gutturally as Sweet Pea frantically kissed and devoured you. It egged Fangs on as he jerked himself off and moved close so he could watch. Your fingers dug into Sweet Pea's hair as he drove you closer and closer to the edge until you felt pleasure crash over your body. Fangs leaned down to kiss you as Sweet Pea kissed your inner thighs and pulled away.

“I think that was a very fair punishment.” Sweet Pea said smugly.

“Oh, this is far from over.” You said before you let out a wispy sigh as you took a moment to gather yourself and decide how you were going to win the upper hand again.

Fangs tags:

@the-caravello-post @killing-gremlin @aegonandaemondtargaryenslut18 @lchufflepuffcorn @geekyandgay98 @isshecrazyorissheclever @savagemickey03

Sweet Pea tags:

@the-caravello-post @killing-gremlin @aegonandaemondtargaryenslut18 @lchufflepuffcorn @geekyandgay98 @isshecrazyorissheclever @savagemickey03

#valentine2023 #sweet pea #sweet pea x reader #fangs fogarty #fangs fogarty x reader #fangs fogarty x reader x sweet pea #bonniebird

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starrixle · 8 months

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I hope you know until a "winner" is actually chosen Cody is not going to let this go. That man commits so hard to the bit he once ate an entire bath bomb like an apple and stayed in the park overnight in the middle of winter exclusively "for the bit" and also highly competitive over dumb shit. If he loses this he is going to sulk over it for like a day and then get distracted like the unmedicated gremlin he is - killer-cringe roommate anon

we’ll just have to see the poll results tomorrow morning then 😁😁😁 also cody/killer cringe you are WILD for that

#killer cringe vs 100% normal simpbur anon #starrixle talks

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dysiver · 9 months

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I have to take 24 tests per semester, anon 😭 I'm on my second year and I'm about to snap and bodyslam my roommate any day now. Medical school fucks with my patience so hard 🙂

I'm amazed with how anons are all internet incompetent and also gremlins that like to roll around on the mud and yet the majority of them are going into the medical field

Maybe one of them can cure me and then I can have a normal life uwu let's goooooo!!!

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gremlinanonstoryblog · 3 years

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✨MEGA Update✨

HEY Y'ALL

Sooooooo, y'all remember that in this blog started with the story aka updates bout me, gremlin anon, and my partners, Miss oh honey and Roommate

WELL

Last week, we were at a cafe/bar cause Roommate and Miss oh honey wanted to have a drink (they were responsible and didn't get drunk)

And there was this couple, we didn't even notice them, until the guy started shouting a new whole dictinary of insults against bisexuals

I got pissed off and wanted to rip his head off, but Roommate grabbed me and Miss oh honey went there and burned the guy to a crisp

She absolutly DESTROYED him

MISS OH HONEY IS A DRAGON THAT SPITS GODS DAMN FIRE!!!

I don't remember their discussion, but I remember that when she got out with the girl she said

Oh, one more thing, crawfish are superior to lobsters down to their testicles, that are, somehow, bigger than yours

We got out, talked with the girl, and for privacy reasons I wont tell any further

CONCLUDING

I offered her to stay with us since she had no place to stay aaaannd we basically had good bonding times and- I cant deal with this

THIS IS TOO MUCH

OK!?

MY LITTLE GAY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THIS MUCH GAYNESS!!! SHE- I- GODS SHE'S HOT AND HAS PERFECT INGLISH ACCENT BUT HER NATIVE ACCENT IS RUSSIAN AND IT'S SO HOT HER VOICE THE ACCENT IT'S ALL SO H-

SINCE WHEN WERE RUSSIAN ACCENTS THIS HOT???? SINCE WHEN????

GODS EXPLAIN

Then she and Miss oh honey would go full british mode and I die

THE CLASS

THE GLAMOUR

THE GAY PANIC THEY CAUSE ME GODS DAMN

Im just a little gay puddle by now...

I think I finally reached my breaking point... Too much panic... Too much gay... I cant- *gremlin server error*

To finish off before my brain gives up

We are now 4 people in this relationship

I still need to find a name for my new found rusky partner and I would love to hear y'alls opinios ^^

Tell me in the asks :3

Hope y'all havin a great morning/afternoon/evening/night :3

#miss oh honey #gremlin anon #gremlin anons roommate #new person to add in our updates #I never knew russian accets were this hot #send help #too much gay panic #hewp ;-;

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the1trueanon · 2 years

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"And they were roommates."

"Oh my god they were roommates."

"whEEZE--"

Been practicing on Photoshop at school too UwU

You can't tell me that Moon isn't meme literate, nor that he isn't super happy and proud of himself when he makes someone laugh XD

*sits in Sun and Moon brainrot* help me QwQ

FNaF Security Breach belongs to Scott Cawthon/Steel Wool

Doodle by me (@the1trueanon)(2021)

#anon's art #anon's doodles #anon's digital art #anon's comics #lol memes #my art #moon #fnaf moon #anonsona #fnaf moondrop #OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES #moon is definitely into memes #little scrimblo gremlin man #well #not-so-little i guess lol #but still #anon rambles in the tags

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webangchan · 3 years

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Could you possibly do Astros Cha Eunwoo with numbers 17 and 25? It’s my birthday this week and this would be a great present! If you don’t have time, no worries! I just figured I’d ask! Thank you!!

pairing: eunwoo x fem!reader prompts: "try to stay quiet, understand?" / "hey. are you awake?" notes: happy birthday anon!

It’s a random weeknight when you wake up groggy and more than a little horny. You peer at the alarm clock on your bedside table through gritty eyes and frown at the bright red 3:27 that stares back at you. You crane your head to look at your sleeping boyfriend on the other side of the bed and weigh your options. You could take care of yourself and snuggle up to Eunwoo once you're sated. Or, you could wake him up so he can do it. Your decision is made for you fairly quickly since your horny gremlin brain is in charge at the moment.

"Hey. Psst."

You try to keep your voice low so you don't startle him awake. When Eunwoo doesn't budge, you poke him in the shoulder until he scrunches his face up and smacks your hand away.

"Are you awake?"

Eunwoo groans and rubs a hand down his face before he props himself up on his elbow. The sheet slips down his half naked body with the movement and you're ogling his bare chest when he answers.

"I am now," he grumbles. "What's going on? Did you dream about Sanha getting kidnapped by his weird neighbor again?"

"No," you answer. "Thankfully. I just need some dick."

Eunwoo stares at you, unblinking, and you're starting to wish you had just touched yourself when your boyfriend moves to blanket you with his body. You happily spread your legs so he can settle between them and when he kisses you, his slightly stale breath doesn't bother you at all. He pulls away to plant kisses on your throat as he wiggles a hand past the band of your panties, chuckling into your skin when he feels how wet you are already.

"Let me take care of my poor baby, hmm?"

Eunwoo sinks his middle finger into your cunt and the moan you let out is a little too loud for the late hour. Eunwoo quirks an eyebrow and slides his finger out just to thrust it back in and you bite your lip to keep quiet.

"Guess you don't want Moonbin to hear you screaming my name, huh?" If your skin wasn't already hot you would've burned up instantly at his words. Eunwoo knows that you're attracted to his best friend slash roommate and he teases you with it every chance he gets. "Try to keep it down, okay? We can think about inviting him to enjoy the show next time."

#cha eunwoo smut #astro smut #eunwoo smut #kpop smut #250 event #by velma

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allieebobo · 2 years

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I have a terrible migraine rn so im wondering what would the ROs do (in the relationship stage) if mc has chronic migraines and when they get a headache sometimes they just drop their head on the ROs' shoulder? Thanks a lot!

Hey anon, so sorry to hear that, and hope you feel better soon! <3

Rayyan

If MC’s in their room, Rayyan’ll immediately shut off all the lights, draw all the blinds, and nod at MC’s roommate, if they're present. "You will either keep very, very quiet, or you will find somewhere else to be." They say. Nobody argues with Rayyan, when they’re looking like that.

Then Rayyan’ll proceed to get you a whole jug of water, and get MC in bed. "Rest," they'll say, in a tone that brooks no argument, and kiss MC on the forehead.

Finally, they’ll busy themselves helping MC do errands they can't do while resting.

If MC drops their head on Rayyan’s shoulder, Rayyan will peer down at them, frowning. “Do I need to get everyone to shut up? Or is this a ‘I like you’ head-rest?”

Tobin

Doesn't matter where Tobin is, or what they're doing. They'll be there for MC in a heartbeat, carrying a cold compress and an essential oils diffuser.

They’ll first set up the room for MC, then tuck them into bed. “Tell me what you need, baby,” They’ll murmur, and it could be anything - a soft, attentive massage, or holding MC in their arms, or letting MC rest against their chest, tucked in between the crook of their legs.

If MC drops their head on Tobin’s shoulder, they’ll smile and press a kiss to the top of their head. “That feels nice,” They’ll whisper, lips pressed gently into MC’s hair.

They have no real experience with migraines, or people with migraines, but the first time MC gets a migraine, G listens very attentively to what MC needs, then does exactly what they ask. They sit in the room the whole time, reading a book while MC sleeps.

The episode passes, but the next time MC meets G, they pass MC a small bottle of peppermint oil. “Did some research,” they say, almost bashfully, and that’s when MC realises that they might actually care. “These are supposed to help, right?”

If MC drops their head on G’s shoulder, G will snake an arm round them, and wordlessly met their gaze, checking in.

Sam

Even though Sam can’t keep a plant alive for the life of them, their brain seems to make an exception for MC; They know exactly what MC needs, and can recognise the tell-tale signs of a migraine coming on - they even know MC’s usual triggers and the precise way that MC likes to be held or massaged when a migraine’s coming on.

When Sam’s not with MC, sometimes MC calls them, saying “migraine-” and Sam just stays on the line, breathing softly - present - while MC sleeps or squeezes their eyes shut.

If MC drops their head on Sam’s shoulder, Sam pulls them in close. “Scram, gremlins, Go have your rock concert somewhere else.” They’ll say, referencing something MC’d said long ago to explain what the migraine felt like.

#G #sam #tobin #rayyan #CT:OS #College tennis: origin story #asks #if

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lonely-lost-soul · 3 years

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Since I've Been Gone

Request: what if...Platonic fluff things with reader and bench trio?... Like they're all in a flower field chilling then Tommy is like, "You guys wanna make flower crowns?" And reader, ranboo, and tubbo just look at him like 👁👁 what, Turns out Tommy picked up flower crown making from his big brothers techno and Wilbur so now he does it when he's either bored or stressed. Anyways hope this inspires you <3 -🐱 Anon

(Platonic!Bench Trio x Gn!Reader)

The server had been through a lot, Tommy was just recently revived and was coming off of finding out his two best friends were married. The young boy had a white streak in his blonde hair and was still trying to adjust to the life he missed. Especially when it came to his longtime friend and roommate (y/n). Tommy had recently found out they were off living with Karl and Sapnap in the Kinoko Kingdom...the bitch. After Tommy had disappeared after he...died Karl had found them hiding out in his old library. You had scared the time-traveler half to death when he found you camping out in a corner of the room. However, after seeing as you had nothing, no weapons or armor he concluded you weren’t much of a threat, especially after you told him your sob story. You told him you lived with Tommy and you couldn’t go back there now that he was dead, Ranboo and Tubbo were off doing married things and you had felt so alone. Karl decided at that moment he would take you in, no matter what the cost. Sapnap had a bit more trouble adjusting to your presence, but as soon as he saw you had some fire within your belly he began to warm up to you. It only took a few days for Karl to practically adopt you and since he was engaged to Sapnap the fire demon was stuck with you for a child.

Not that he minded, you weren’t a loud kid, very pleasant to be around hell even his dad took a liking to you. Sapnap was baffled when Karl told him you had previously lived with Tommy, the most obnoxious child on the server. The two of you couldn’t be more different, and when Tommy was revived, he and Karl weren’t enthused. Karl was worried he’d lose you to the trouble maker and it was well known Tommy and Sapnap didn’t have the greatest history. Their worries were quelled the moment you introduced them as your dads to Tommy, Karl burst into tears and Sapnap put you in a headlock much to your protest. Tommy stood by awkwardly, he had missed a lot, he hated the fact that he felt like his friends were happier without him in their lives.

He was brought back to the present by the idle chatter of Tubbo and Ranboo by his side Tubbo was on Ranboo’s back declaring walking was way too much work for him. You snickered nudging Ranboo in the ribs, he let out a yelp and glared down at you halfheartedly. Tommy watched you turn towards him a smile on his features,

“What do you think Tommy?” He blinked a few times at you, not wanting to admit he wasn’t listening to the conversation next to him.

“I don’t fucking know,” He scoffed “This conversation is bullshit anyway who cares.” You had a smirk on your lips that he was all too familiar with, he narrowed his eyes at you.

“You weren’t listening were you?”

“Of course I was listening bitch!”

“Oh really? What did she ask then big man?” Tubbo mused resting his chin on his husband’s shoulder. Hair covering his vibrant, green eyes, horns peeking from beneath his shaggy hair. Tommy glared at his long time friend flipping him off eloquently,

“Probably something stupid and useless.”

“She asked if you knew where we were going,” Ranboo piped up with a casual hum, bouncing in his step. “Cause we’ve been walking for a while, I know Tubbo’s tired.”

“Yeah Tommy, I’m tired.”

“You’re not even walking!” You argued as Tubbo stuck his tongue out at you, lifting his hair from his eyes to wink at you. His one eye glowing with a yellow nuclear symbol, “Put that symbol away! You’re not cool.”

“Says the person who doesn’t own nukes,” He mused letting his hair fall back into place while grabbing onto Ranboo’s horns. “Or who doesn’t have any cool powers,”

“Ow! Low blow! Just cause Tommy and I are the only two humans in the group doesn’t mean you can pick on us! Right, Tommy!”

“Yeah! Exactly! Fuck you guys!” Tommy agreed linking your arms together, “Plus, I know exactly where we’re going. We’re almost there, Wilbur used to take me here all the time when I was little.” Tommy said almost in an afterthought, the kids around him grew quiet, each one knew Wilbur was a touchy subject for Tommy especially after his time in the afterlife. Yet, people seemed to forget that Wilbur wasn’t always crazy, wasn’t always a manipulator, once he was an older brother. Once he cared for Tommy and wanted to protect him from some of Phil’s neglect, protect him from Technoblade’s voices. Tommy wanted to remember that Wilbur, not the one stuck in purgatory who blew up the country they all fought so hard to retain. He felt your hand squeeze his arm,

“I’m excited to see where Wilbur decided to take you, hopefully, it’s not a fish pond.”

“Oh gross.” Ranboo groaned pinching the bridge of his nose as Tubbo laughed loudly from above him. Tommy made a disgusted face,

“Stop talking about all the fish who fucked my brother!”

“I didn’t you did.” You hummed skipping ahead of the group feet crunching on the leaves on the ground.

“YOU BASTARD!” Tommy shrieked running after you,

“Onward steed!” Tubbo pointed at his two friends who ran off, Ranboo grumbled but trotted after the duo.

It only took a few more arguments and a few more minutes of walking before the quartet came to the destination Tommy was eager to show them. You stopped on your heels jaw-dropping in awe,

“Holy shit…” You murmured, in front of all of you was a gorgeous field of flowers a giant dark oak tree sat in the middle. It was giant spanning up far into the sky but it created a nice shade to keep all of you cooled off. Tommy had a rare peaceful smile on his lips as he let the sun touch his face, he slid off his boots and ran into the field of flowers.

“Take your shoes off so you don’t crush them or I’ll crush you!” Tommy snickered falling back, letting the flowers tickle his cheeks. He opened his eyes just a crack to see you sliding off your boots and joining him in the field, you didn’t lay beside him instead he watched your form head to the tree. Meanwhile, Tubbo kicked off his boots, Ranboo wasn’t far behind his husband. Tubbo laughed running over and flopping next to Tommy, holding his arm close much to the blonde’s displeasure.

“Ranboo! Help me reach the taller branches!” You called to the tallest member of your friend group. He nodded walking over to you, grabbing your waist gently he lifted you into the air. You grabbed onto the nearest branch and hoisted yourself into the air, Ranboo was always shocked at your upper body strength, but then again you trained on your own for years. Ranboo hovered at the base of the tree nervously, both of his tails flicking side to side.

“Don’t climb too high!” He called watching you slip and cling onto the trunk to steady yourself. “(Y/n) CAREFUL!”

“I’m fine, mom!” You stuck your tongue out at him from above, “I’ve fallen out of taller trees!”

“If you get hurt Sapnap would literally burn me alive! So PLEASE try not to fall!”

“Boo calm down a little!” Tubbo snickered, “if they fall I’ll film it.”

“Tubbo has the right idea,” you agreed as Tommy laughed from beside Tubbo. Ranboo frowned ears twitching in distress, you only continued to climb higher to his dismay. Eventually, you came down falling elegantly into the arms of Ranboo who caught you easily. He was breathing heavily, recovering from the shock of your sudden drop. His long nails dug into your skin as he clutched onto you like a lifeline, “Ranboo let go!” You huffed trying to wiggle out of his tight grip.

“Absolutely not! Are you a lunatic!” His voice broke, “I could’ve missed! You could’ve broken an ankle!”

“But I didn’t,” You poked his nose with a teasing hum. Ranboo groaned louder placing his head in the crook of your neck, you snickered as he finally let you onto the ground. You walked over to Tommy and Tubbo and sat down next to them, you leaned against Tommy’s back who grunted in distaste. “Deal with it gremlin, be my backrest,”

“Fuck you bitch!” He snarled but didn’t move or push them off, you smiled teasingly winking in the direction of Tubbo. He snickered into his palm as Ranboo pulled Tubbo into his lap, and the young goat hybrid got comfortable. The four of you sat in peaceful silence, letting the sun beat down around you all. A nice breeze blew through the area causing the leaves of the nearby trees to shake, a few animals rustled around in the bushes.

“We should make flower crowns,” Tommy spoke up suddenly his nails digging into the dirt. You titled your head in confusion and Raboo looked equally as baffled, the only person who didn’t seem surprised was Tubbo.

“Sure man but you gotta collect the flowers,” Tubbo said tiredly Tommy clicked his tongue stubbornly.

“We’re surrounded by flowers you’re just lazy.”

“Yeah obviously.”

You gave Tubbo a look and sat up on your knees, “What do you need to get started?”

“Can you grab me some of those daisy’s, tulips, and some bluebells?” You nodded standing up and popping your knees before heading off in that direction. Meanwhile, Tommy grabbed some lilacs and began stringing those together, his tongue poked out from his bottom lip as he gave his full concentration to the task in front of him. Ranboo watched curiously ears flicking every time Tommy let out a mumble, you came back and dumped the flowers beside him. He grunted out thanks making the final knot in the crown, “Done!” He declared looking over at Ranboo, he flushed a little under Tommy’s gaze.

“Didn’t mean to stare.” Tommy huffed holding out the crown to the halfling, he pointed at himself and Tommy rolled his eyes.

“Take it. If you don’t want it I’ll just give it to (Y/n)-”

“I want it!” Ranboo reached out to snatch the crown from Tommy, he placed it gently on his head mindful of the horns. Tommy’s eyes widened and he flushed red, he quickly turned back to the pile of flowers. “Teach us how to make them,” Ranboo offered to try to ease the awkward tension. Tommy huffed but nodded, a smile spread across your lips,

“Teach us your ways oh wise one.” You teased picking up the daisy’s spinning the stem between your fingers.

“Yeah! I am wise! Call me master innit!”

“I’d rather choke,”

“Fuck you!”

You snicked as Tommy punched you hard in the shoulder, you doubled over falling into the flowers. Tommy growled pulling you up by the shirt, “Pay attention bitch! I’m only telling you this once!” Sitting back up you nodded and followed his instructions carefully, he ended up taking the daisies and you the tulips. Ranboo grabbed the bluebells reaching over Tubbo to follow Tommy’s instructions as well, by the end Tommy’s was pristine. The one you made was decent but Ranboo’s looked worse for wear considering he was trying to put it together with claws. He put the crown on top of a snoozing Tubbo, he was proud of his work nonetheless, his husband smiled tiredly nuzzling against his chest. You on the other hand placed the tulip crown you made atop of Tommy’s blonde hair, he flushed and rolled his eyes. He brushed his fingers over the daisies and placed them on top of your head, you looked up at the crown and smiled warmly.

“Thank’s Big T,” you hummed falling back into the flowers and Tommy joined you in laying down. Both your fingers interlocked and Ranboo shuffled to the ground as well, although he didn’t reach out to take Tommy’s hand, Tommy reached out to take Tubbo’s. The four of you stayed in that field until your walkie-talkie screeched cutting through the quiet atmosphere, it was the gruff voice of Sapnap’s. One of your fathers

“Earth to (Y/n), come in (y/n). Your dad wants you here for dinner, George is joining us tonight. I grilled!”

“Ugh. Buzzkill,” Tommy sneered kicking the dirt with his barefoot. You shushed him and pressed the button in to speak,

“Yeah papa, I’ll make my way back soon. Give papa a big kiss for me and if you see Quackirty tell him hello!”

“Don’t have to tell me twice. Karl come here honey~” You snickered as Tommy gagged, you heard your dad meow before your walkie cut off then and you sat up. You stretched your arms above your head and popped your arms into place, you kissed your teeth hopping to your feet.

“I gotta head back unless I want dad to beat my ass. Thank you for today boys and Tommy thank you for sharing your place with us. I’m glad we were trusted with this special secret.” You winked wiggling your toes in the long grass, “we should do this again yeah?”

“Yeah!” Ranboo agreed as Tubbo gave a sleepy thumbs up, your smile only widened. Tommy nodded giving a thumbs-up as well, he watched you head off to collect your boots and head back home. Head to a family, a family who cares about your wellbeing, or if you’re staying out too late. Hell, even who cared about who you were hanging out with, Tommy couldn’t help but wonder what that was like, he didn’t think he’d be very good at listening to any parental figures. He didn’t have that, he would never have that, he looked at your retreating figure, then back over at Tubbo and Ranboo. They both were half asleep and he couldn’t help but glance at the golden rings on each one of their fingers.

He missed so much since he’s been gone.

But maybe all wasn’t bad, he touched the tulips on his head, thinking for a moment.

Maybe he didn’t need a normal family with a mom and a dad, or two dads or moms, he had a family right here. He brought his hand to the scarf on his neck and squeezed it in his fist, who needed that shit when he had everyone he loved in this field with him today.

For once in his life, Tommy was happy.

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chibigaia-art · 3 years

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As someone who has bought and enjoyed both “And They Were Roommates” comic books, I got to ask: in the least nsfw way possible how does the polycule like, think about physical stuff? Because The Little Gremlin (TM) is so gremlin I can’t imagine taking anything seriously, and I hate to take his lead on teasing RoboBoy boy but, uh, parts?

aah ty for the support anon, I’m really happy to know you liked them 🥺

as for the answer to your question, under the read more time

ok so, the premise is: I hc Kiibo as ace in any au, doesn’t matter if he’s a robot or a human, so that’s something to keep in mind

while Kiibo doesn’t feel sexual attraction, he still partakes in the action; Miu is Miu, so yKNO.... I have a lot of thoughts about Miu’s relationship with intimacy, because more often than not she seems to use it as a way to shield herself from others and at the same time trying to keep people close to her, which is p fucked up, which is ALSO why I love Miu/Kiibo so much;; they love each other a lot and I think Miu can be more herself around him, and can unlearn some of her behaviors - same goes with Kiibo! Also, he still is pretty touchy about some stuff, but if Kokichi teases him on his ‘parts’ he just dismisses it because he’s so used to that after three years in class with him lmao

he still gets flustered if the teasing is linked to flirting tho, it’s all in the context

as for Kokichi, he deflects A LOT, tries to hide behind a mask and all that since it’s hard for him to be honest ( SEE, IT ALL TIES TOGETHER) which is something Miu used to struggle too, and still does sometimes - and Kiibo just breaks down their defenses and shuts them up by saying one (1) nice, genuine thing to them; the first times they approached the more physical part of the relationship, things were super awkward, especially for Kokichi, but eventually with time all the pieces fit together, they learn what everyone likes, and they roll with it

edit: ALSO kokichi and miu are extremely weak to being praised, that’s it, that’s all!!!!! they talk a lot of big shit and enjoy that, but praise can just obliterate them, thanks for coming to my ted talk

#chibiblabbing #ot3 timeskip au

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blake-belladonna-defence-force · 3 years

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So... for the person that asked me to tag gremlin anon and their roommate’s story... gremlin’s given permission for them to compile their asks into on list so... here we are;

https://blake-belladonna-defence-force.tumblr.com/post/646452381680353280/hey-its-gremlin-anon-again-i-have-a-big-problem

https://blake-belladonna-defence-force.tumblr.com/post/646460032233455616/gremlin-anon-again-with-an-update-about-my

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shyrose57 · 3 years

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Thank you other anon for wishing me well!! That means a lot to me!

He does but Raq doesn't actually know Rans backstory. So he doesn't know Ran has siblings. He just assumes his mom either died or abandoned him due to finding Ran completely alone and being a hybrid. Before Ran would just scream at Raq in Enderian, now both Raq and Ran scream at eachother in it. Jackie describes it as, "A screaming match to assert dominance."

Yep, his body was already straining itself to fend off the posion and the teleporting ended up straining him more than he could handle. So as soon as he teleported them he collapsed and wasn't able to even stand.

That just made me imagine them digging down only to look up and see Phil clambering down after them like a mole.

After he made a scavenger hunt made out of everyone else's items. Phil found his axe in a destroyed tree trunk and Ran found his sword buried in the ground. While Sapnap found his bow hidden behind stones and Jackie was never able to find his particularly because Ranboo forgot where he hid it.

Yes, although its very rough.

Porkius is very very suprised and needs time to come to turns with them being there. While Porkius reacts well to Techno, Techno does not like Porkius and has threatened to punch him a few times and one time he followed through and punched him hard enough to make him fall to the ground.

Definitely.

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Ranboo is still his ancestor! Ran feels mostly confused, startled, scared, and oddly a bit comfortable. Phil makes him feel comfortable because he reminds him so much of Watson who was a very close and comforting figure to him. But Techno kind of scares him cause while Porkius was kind to him he was also strict, so he's afraid Techno will be stricter and mean just due to how he looks. He also just kinda ignores Ranboo at first because he can't handle the fact he's looking at his now alive ancestor.

Not really I'd say, even though they all have different enderman percentces, they have the same instincts. Though due to Ranboos memory problem, his memory of enderman culture is almost non-existent, and instead presents itself through his instincts. If any of that makes sense?

Karl is terrified upon seeing Ran, as soon as he even hears he's here he immediately drops what he's doing and after a few questions runs off to find and confront him. Tubbo is incredibly fascinated by Ran and at first he respects Ran's boundaries and stays away from him, but as soon as Ran is walking around outside and exploring the surrounding environment, he sees that as the perfect opportunity to bombard Ran with questions. Eret (who I like to headcanon is like a medic and knows a lot more about medicine than most), doesnt comment at first and is instead focused on helping him, but after he learns more about Ran, he is fascinated by him but takes time to get to know Ran and work on making a friendship with him. No one else, not even Michael knows about Ran being there, though they do eventually find out.

A multitude of reasons 1. He landed wrong and ended up breaking an arm and cracking two ribs due to the sudden stop. 2. He isn't used to traveling through time so time travel had the affect of making him very sick, including headaches and nausea. 3. When he was dragged into the timetravel a match in the Pit just ended and he had a few bruises and cuts that hadn't been taken care of yet, so the travel and harsh landing just aggravated them and re-opened some. 4. The harsh landing ended up also giving him a concussion.

When Ran is finally consciousness enough he refuses to speak in anything other than Enderian. At first Phil and Techno are scared he can't speak nor understand their language. But Edward steps in and tells them he can both understand and speak it he just doesn't want to necessarily. So Edward does the communication with Ran on their behalf, he also takes the time to comfort and help him come to terms with him being there. Edward is also the one to gently push/convince Ran to actually speak to them.

Agreed, uh, maybe From Future to Past? Idk.

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I already have a name for this au thankfully, Tip of the Iceberg AU. (Also I wanna say real quick not every single character in the Dream SMP or Tales From The SMP will be featured in this au because it's just to many characters for me to keep track of, it'll mostly be characters I feel like I understand if that makes sense)

They end up everywhere, the Bandits end up in Las Nevadas and end up robbing the place before they bolt, running with no real direction in mind. Zack and Cletus end up just outside of Las Nevadas but they run off into the woods once they hear yelling inside the country. Isaac, Porkums, and Grievous end up in Kinoko Kingdom. Ran lands in Erets castle and accidentally breaks a window from his entrance. Jackie, Jon Jon, and Sheriff Sherman end up in Pogtopia but manage to get out (expect Jackie who is stuck and they can't get him out so they actually left for help). Benjamin lands into the ocean around the Guardian farm. Ranbob also lands near the Guardian farm but instead on land. Charles and Watson land somewhere nearby Foolish's summer home. Ranbulter and James get dropped onto Tommys Memorial Island. And Ash lands in Snowchester. (Note I believe these will be all the tales characters I'll be mostly using, but if any get added I'll probably mention where they also ended up).

Something important though is that almost no one stayed where they landed, Ran ran off into the surrounding forest so he could focus on regathering himself and calm down without worrying about getting attacked, Benjamin just randomly picks a direction to go (North) and ends up picking up Ranbob to join him. John John and Sherman went different directions to look for help; the Kinoko Kingdom group argues before finally Porkums and Grievous head off together having elected to follow the oceans edge (they think the Kingdom is abandoned and think following the ocean will eventually lead them to a city or something), while Isaac calls them stupid and stays around the Kingdom, exploring and taking stuff; and Charles and Watson just kinda walk around though stay in the general area. Anyone I did not mention stays where they landed or is close to where they landed. SOMETHING IMPORTANT THOUGH IS THAT NONE OF THEM GET DIRECTLY SEEN BY ANY SMP MEMBERS RIGHT AWAY, its only found out what happened when Quackity accuses Fundy of stealing from him which he heavily declines. And instead says that he saw others riding out of the country so it must've been them (he saw them from a distance), and their descriptions are enough to unnerve Karl who then goes back to Kinoko Kingdom to look at his Tales from the SMP books where he runs directly into Isaac and realizes what he feared is true.

Once Karl gets confirmation that people from both the past and future are here he immediately calls an emergency meeting and just tells everyone almost immediately that he's a time traveler so it doesn't become a problem later, they don't believe him but Isaac is kind enough to help convince them. Soon everyone is convinced and while everyone is included only a few are actually part of a active search party. Those people being Techno, Phil, Ranboo, Tubbo, Foolish, Quackity, Sam, Eret, Bad, and of course Karl. Everyone else is assigned to just keep a eye out. Not everyone is in the party because they didn't want to be or they had other stuff to be doing.

He explains the In-between and Other Side but other than that they never really interfere, if anything he gets dragged into both sides when sleeping and the two sides both push him to find everyone and fix it all.

Jackie, as per usual, is the funniest gremlin on the block.

Poor Ran!! At least he gets some rest?

Absolutely terrifying image, I pity the poor fool who witnesses it.

Pfft. Can you just imagine the chaos? Half the time it's probably just caused by his memory issues. Prank war a few weeks ago? Ranboo forgets the traps he put up, and everyone ends up with brightly colored hair, and a large amount of rabbits in their house, and he;s standing right there with them trying to figure out who did it.

It's something, so I'll take it!

Technoblade: Nearly starting wars since...uh, whenever he spawned in, I'm not really sure of the details there.

Good.

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So Ran is aware Ranboo is his ancestor? Does he have the same backstory as Brothers AU!Ran?

Does this mean Ranboo is working solely on instincts when around other Endermen or Ran? How does that work out?

And since Enderwalk has all his memories, what are Ran's encounters with him like? Is he aware of Enderwalk state, or was that lost to time? Where do their instincts lead them? Does Ranboo get a bit more hesitant towards Ran when he's leaning more on them? Or is he more open and welcoming? Can he tell Ran shares his blood?

Confrontation? Uh oh, how does that go? Especially considering Ran's possibly the only one to have a vague idea of Karl's hobby? Does it end up coming out?

How does Ran feel about having Tubbo constantly ask questions? Is Tubbo just curious, or is he trying to figure things out? Does this mean Ran ends up in Snowchester, or does Tubbo head to the Antarctic? Medic Eret?? What kind of relationship do they have with Techno and Phil to get called in and come to their aid? How do Eret, Karl, and Tubbo learn of him, if this is being kept hush-hush, and why is it being kept such?

Poor Ran, he's really gotten the short end of the stick here. So time traveling can negatively effect those not used to it/built for it? Does Karl suffer similarly?

And Edward speaks Common, then? Also, Edward!! Is he still Techno's roommate here? Does he have a little nearby area? Or does he head back to the End when he's not hanging around? Has he been helping Ranboo as well?

Sounds good!

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Gotcha, gotcha.

The fact that the bandits first instinct upon appearing in a strange new place with no prior warning is to rob it brings me great joy. How does that go for them? How far do they get, what do they steal?

Cletus & Zack: Dunno who you are or where I am, but I don't like the sound of that, so lets bolt.

Issac, Porkums, and Grievous actually don't sound like a chaotic combination, so they probably don't cause too much trouble.

Poor Eret. Imagine just trying to enjoy your day and coming back in to see your window broken.

Jon Jon and Sherman with Jackie just sounds really funny actually. The blatant contrast from time periods and all, and Jackie's pure chaotic energy...Also, they'd both be so much taller than him. Why was he stuck though? What happened?

Another question is, at what point was everyone tossed back? Long after Karl had left, before meeting him, in the middle? Is it different for some? How do those who've met him before react? Why does Isaac believe Karl, and how does he help convince the others?

Who's found first? What happens then? Is anyone hurt? What are both sides definition of 'fixing it all', and how does being dragged in between the two effect Karl?

#Brothers AU #dream smp #dream smp au #From Future To Past AU #Tip Of The Iceberg AU #tales from the smp #karl jacobs #ranboo #tubbo #technoblade

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gremlinanonstoryblog · 3 years

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✨Update✨

So, Roommate decided to give me a gay heart attack :D

Basically I showed them and Miss oh honey Resident evil 8: village and, of course, I showed both of them Lady Dimitrescu, me and Miss oh honey stayed gaying over her while Roommate left to do something

Days later (pro'bly 2), me and Miss oh honey woke up, no Roommate in sight, which is odd cause they are normally the last one to wake up, maybe they had something planned? Dunno, I'll call them later to ask

We both fell asleep again since we were still a bit tired

When we woke up again... Oh boy

nervous gay laugh intensifies

THE PANIC!!! MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH!!!

IMMA DIE ONE DAY WITH A HEART ATTACK CAUSE THESE TWO KEEP GETTING ME OVER THE EDGE!!!!!

I was writing an update about something else but FUCK IT

THIS IS TOP PRIORITY!!! I STOP EVERYTHING TO WRITE THIS!!!

ROOMMATE COSPLAYING LADY DIMITRESCU GOT ME IN NEW LEVELS OF PANIC!!!

And the cosplay wasn't the only thing getting me and Miss oh honey in extreme panic

It was also the fact that they were giving a very powerful vibe, like, they could step on me and I would say sorry for dirtying their shoes

The elegant way they moved, high and mighty, above all of us comuners, above us mortals... I could stare in awe for ever and never get tired of such explendid visage, of such embodiment of perfection...

OH JESUS LORD AM I IN SUPER GAY HELL YET???!!! CAUSE IT SURE FEELS LIKE IT!!!

OH ALL MIGHTY HOLY MOTHER THANK YOU FOR THIS BLESSING!!!

I'M SOOOO HELLA GAY!!!

✨IMMA DIE OF GAY PANIC✨

But, this doesn't stop here!!!

No no nonononono

✨IT GETS WORSE✨

And I'm gonna write another update bout it so this doesn't get too confusing :3

Also, Sorry for the delay on updates "-w-

These two occupie 90% of my time now and I almost dont have time to breath, I dont mind it tho :D

Have a great day/afternoon/evening/night :3

#gremlin anon #miss oh honey #gremlin anons roommate #lady dimitrescu #cosplay #powerful women #that can and will step on you

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wooyukh · 3 years

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say you met him through your roommates‼️‼️omg we finally passed the angst part SO HAPPY FOR YOU BBY BUT IF HE ACTS UP ILL BREAK HIS FACE YUP YUP also yeonjun is gonna have more time for me now *gremlin noises*-🍰anon

but yeonjun and i can still hang out 😔😔

#adi answers #🍰 anon

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aftgficrec · 4 years

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Hey there it’s lucky anon again you’re never ever getting rid of me. Can I have all of your favorite Hp Aus? Thanks! I love y’all so much

Hello there lucky anon! Since you asked for our favorites...here’s a nice collection of Harry Potter AUs, ranging from rather angsty to extremely fluffy to keep you fully entertained. -F

Fear in a handful of dust by flybbfly [Rated M, 104521 words, Complete 2017]

In which Neil doesn't have Kevin Day to convince him to play, so he becomes a sports journalist; Andrew is a keeper in more ways than one; and Quidditch is the sport du jour. Featuring a frankensteined team, eternal roommate Matt, and hawkish sports section editor Dan. Oh, and Andrew has a shady past (present? future?) that Neil can't quite figure out. But that's nothing new for Neil, who is constantly hiding everything about himself anyway—this time with magical abilities greasing the way.

(tw: references to past abuse, tw: implied/referenced noncon, tw: implied/referenced self-harm, tw: violence, tw: minor canonical character death, tw: ptsd)

Like a River by moonix [Rated T, 65259 words, complete 2017]

Andrew was a statistical anomaly. He was both a Seer and a Squib, an unfortunate combination of genetic traits that still somehow got him into Hogwarts. He had both hands full babysitting Kevin Day, resident Quidditch prodigy, after the drama with Riko Moriyama in fifth year, and making sure his brother finished his last year of education after the death of their mother. What he did not need was another stray to take in – Neil Hatford, formerly Nathaniel Wesninski, prominent guest in Andrew's prophetic dreams with his blue, blue eyes and death omens flocking to him wherever he went. What he needed even less was to start pretending they were in a relationship, but then, Andrew never had been very interested in doing what was good for him.

(tw: scars; tw: violence; tw: implied/referenced abuse; tw: panic attacks; tw: homophobic language)

a Slytherin, a Ravenclaw, and three Hufflepuffs by justadreamfox [Rated T, 8428 words, complete, AFTG Spring Exchange 2020]

Andrew goes to Hogwarts.

We're all happy little fluff-gremlins here.

(tw: implied/referenced child abuse, tw: implied/referenced self-harm)

this is me trying. by milominderbinder [Rated M, 40118 words, complete, AFTG Big Bang 2020]

In May, Andrew has a chance meeting with an interesting little runaway in Hogsmeade.

In July, a resurgent circle of Death Eaters are arrested and sentenced to life in Azkaban.

In September, finally safe from his father, a Quidditch-obsessed mystery named Neil Josten arrives at Hogwarts just in time for their final year — and just in time to completely get under Andrew’s skin.

NB: art for this fic by @puffins-studio and @black-glasses-and-books can be found here and here

(tw: implied/referenced abuse, tw: implied/referenced csa)

the magic in a single word by Leahelisabeth [Rated G, 3908 words, complete, 2020, AFTG exchange]

Neil stood under the umbrella flowers, an uncertain smile pasted on his face. He looked different. Exhaustion was written in every new line on his face and the dark circles under his eyes. The scars on his cheeks were unfamiliar, straight lines on one cheek, circular blemishes on the other, likely made with magic so they could not be erased. Neil took one limping step toward Andrew, a tiny potted plant in his outstretched hands.

“Fuck off,” Andrew said.

After an attack on Hogwarts, Neil ran. Now, he's back but Andrew isn't going to just let him pick up where they left off.

(tw: references to past abuse)

Raspberry Friands by jemejem [Rated G, 8934 words, complete, AFTG Valentine’s Exchange 2020]

When Neil sends a letter for Aaron Minyard, addressed as A. Minyard, he doesn't anticipate crossing paths with his reclusive twin. As Hogwarts gets ready for its annual Valentine's Ball, will they figure out what they truly want?

Love's Keen Smell by rimmeniall [Not Rated, 5132 words, complete, 2019]

When the Sixth Years have to learn about Amortentia-the most powerful love potion in the world that gives off an aroma of the things that are most attractive to each individual who smells it-and Neil obliviously blurts out that he smells Andrew, they're both sent into a dumb, gay panic about what exactly that means to them.

the part we choose to act on by Idnis [Rated M, 16134 words, complete, 2017]

During another detention, Neil finds himself sharing the potion classroom with another student,

one with expressionless, brown eyes.

Or: Neil and Andrew are gay for each other, as per usual, but now at Hogwarts.

(tw: blood, tw: violence)

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stillebesat · 4 years

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Meeting Romeo

Sanders Sides: Virgil, Roman. A Prequel to: A Work of Art Blurb: It was unfortunate really, but someone had to tell the Romeo standing on the street that his Juliet he’d come to listen to day after day no longer lived in the apartment complex. It might as well be Virgil. Inspired by: An Anon who asked: okay, I ADORE "A Work of Art" but I have questions. Like... how did Ro and V meet? What was the start of their relationship like? Fic Type: General, Human!AU Overall Fic Warnings: None.

In a smooth, well practiced movement as he approached his apartment, Virgil perfectly framed the familiar handsome figure standing on the sidewalk in front of the building on his phone’s camera screen and snapped a quick picture.

Romeo’s back and about to be heartbroken. He captioned the image with a quirk of his lips, posting it online before he’d taken two steps.

It would be unfortunate really. The poor fool had been standing outside his complex for the past month and a half like many other love-struck simpletons had over the years, his heart obviously captivated by the demonic angelic voice of Virgil’s neighbor, famous Broadway Singer, Mary Lee Foster.

Well. He supposed her last name wouldn’t be Foster anymore since the singer had gotten married last week and moved out to some mansion with her new husband, Lee.

Mary Lee and Lee. That wouldn’t be confusing at all to people.

Virgil slipped his phone into his pocket, pulling his hood further over his head, exhaling.

It was unfortunate she’d chosen to move out now. Romeo had been a great source for his Cryptids in the Big City vlog because the dude never showed up in the same outfit twice, even if he did keep that same dreamy-eyed love struck look on his face every time Virgil caught him staring up at the complex while Mary Lee’s constant singing wafted down to the street below.

Because of her marriage, this would probably be the last time he’d see Romeo and Virgil would have to find another source to keep his followers entertained since he’d had to put his My Roommate is a Cryptid posts on hiatus with Steve, the now Master Chef, moving out four months earlier.

Well, it wasn’t like Virgil couldn’t easily find another roommate. With the constant inflow of people moving into the city to follow their dreams there was a never ending flow of applications coming his way whenever he posted the Room for Rent sign in one his windows facing the street.

But so far...none of them had had that IT factor that Virgil was looking for. The right combination of characteristics that would keep his followers online entertained...without stressing Virgil out sharing his living space with them. It was a tricky balancing act.

“She’s gone you know.” Virgil remarked as he approached, fighting to keep from laughing at how Romeo, dressed today in a prince’s uniform of all things, jumped at his voice.

He had that effect on people.

“By Odin’s Eyepatch.” Romeo swore, his ears turning pink as he placed a hand over his red sash. “Where in the blazes did you come from?!”

Virgil raised an eyebrow, shooting a thumb over his shoulder. “From up the street, Princey. You so captivated by her that you forget other people exist?”

Romeo blinked. “Her?”

It was his turn to frown. Surely the dude wasn’t that dense. “Mary Lee? Famous singer. Girl you’ve been listening to? She moved out a week ago, Romeo. Got married.”

“Oh. Uh.” Romeo raised a hand to rub the back of his neck, ears growing nearly as red as his sash. Which judging by how the color was creeping over his eyebrows meant that this guy was wearing some sort of foundation to hide his full on blush.

There was a good reason to be embarrassed, Virgil supposed. It probably wasn’t everyday Princey here got called out for staring.

Romeo shook his head, looking back up at apartment complex. “The girl who misses her High C half the time? I--I wasn’t here...for her.”

Virgil scoffed, shoving his hands deeper into his hoodie pockets. “Mhmmm and I’m Batman.”

Romeo made a face. “Did your batcave burn down then, Bruce Wyane? I didn’t think your hideout was in the middle of a city.”

Oooh. Virgil smirked. Getting touchy. “No need to be embarrassed, Princey. Lots of guys have stood where you’re standing--”

“I said I wasn’t here for her, Dr. Gloom! I was---” Romeo gritted his teeth, shaking his head as he turned away, loudly exhaling. “Forget it. It’s stupid.”

Oh, no way was this guy leaving now without giving him an answer. If it wasn’t for the girl then why-- Virgil moved in front of him holding out a hand. “Can’t be stupider than what I thought you were doing before, Romeo. Come on. Tell me.”

Princey scoffed, trying to step around him. “Why does a gremlin like you want to know?”

“This gremlin, which thank you for the compliment by the way, lives here and is very curious. So you can’t blame me for wanting to know after seeing you pining away day after day after day after day--”

Romeo groaned, throwing up his hands. “Stop. Geez! It was the the sign, alright? I was staring at that.”

Huh? Virgil pushed his hood off his head in case the fabric had distorted the Prince’s voice. “Come again? A sign?”

Romeo let out a defeated sigh, gesturing towards the complex. “The For Rent sign up there. I was staring at that, okay? Just--” He shook his head, lowering his voice. “Daydreaming about living there. It’s just a--a perfect location. Close to school, my job, most auditions--” He trailed off, struggling a shoulder. “I told you it was stupid.” He muttered.

Of all the things he expected, Virgil would never have thought that Romeo was staring at his For Rent sign this entire time. “Well…have you applied at all?” He asked, still trying to wrap his mind around the concept. Surely he would have noticed--he couldn’t have missed an application submitted by this guy--had he?

Romeo gave a bitter laugh, shaking his head. “Like I can afford to live here on a waiter’s paycheck, Bats. The landlord would kick me out faster than I could move in.”

A waiter? He’d been to dozens of restaurants in the city and none of them had the variety of costumes Virgil had seen this guy wearing. “And your job requires all these--” He gestured to the Prince costume. “Outfits?”

Romeo shook his head, running his fingers through his hair. “No--auditions. I’m an actor. I just got done with one.”

Actor. Virgil fought the urge to roll his eyes. He should have known. He’d had his fair share of applicants say they were aspiring actors. It never turned out well. “Ah.”

Princey gave a polite smile that didn’t suit his face at all. “Mhmm. Hope to make it big one day, get my name in the lights.” He waved a hand vaguely around. “Yadda yadda, it’s not an uncommon dream here, so you’ve probably heard that before.”

Virgil gave a low chuckle, nodding. “Oh, only a thousand times or so.” Yet he found himself intrigued anyways. Here he’d been lamenting that Romeo would no longer be coming around...only to find out that the guy was more interested in his For Rent sign than in Mary Lee. “Is that what’s stopping you? Just the rent?”

Romeo raised an eyebrow. “I just told you I’m a waiter, Count Woe-laf. Of course it’s the rent. What person in their right mind would feel comfortable living with a guy who may or may not have the money ready by the first of the month when most of my paycheck is dependent on tips? They’d have to be-”

“Crazy?”

Princey nodded, looking up to the sign. “...Yes.”

It was crazy. Virgil could feel his heart rate increasing at the mere thought of the guy missing a payment.

And yet.

His posts about Romeo had been some of his more popular ones with his followers. To have this guy as his roommate...it had some potential. A lot of potential actually. It would mean he could finally resurrect his cryptid roommate series.

But seeing Princey on the street was one thing, living with him would be a completely different monster to tackle. Virgil tugged at the strings of his hoodie. “What if money wasn’t an issue? Like...the landlord wouldn’t mind it being...late, so long as you paid by the end of the month or something? What else would stop you from applying to be this guy’s roommate?”

Romeo frowned, raising an eyebrow as he turned to Virgil. “Stop me?”

“Like...things you think would annoy him? What do you do that you think others would hate?”

Romeo ran a hand through his hair, giving a half shrug. “I don’t know, man. I would--” He shook his head. “I would have said singing as I do have to practice for auditions and roles that I get, but if they’ve lived next to--”

“Mary Lee.” Virgil supplied.

“Yah her. I doubt they’d have a problem with me doing the same. Especially since I’m barely home as it is, what with my classes and my job and all my auditions.” He ticked the points off his fingers. “I’d be more of a ghost roommate than anything honestly.”

Well...that upped his cryptid status for sure. Only seeing this guy at odd hours would make it interesting, especially since Virgil didn’t keep normal hours himself. Plus if the dude was barely ever home...there would be less of a chance of him getting annoyed by Princey’s...antics.

“I see. So you’d be the leaving an empty jug of milk in the fridge, rotting dishes in the sink, and dirty towels on the bathroom floor sort of ghost roommate?”

Romeo wrinkled his nose. “What?! No!--okay the milk one maybe, but I’m working on that! But it’s not like I...I---” His eyes narrowed and he pointed a finger to Virgil. “Why do you even care, Bats? I answered your question about why I was staring, why would you--”

Took him long enough. Virgil drew in a breath. Time to bite the bullet. “Well…it’s my For Rent sign.”

If only he could pull out his phone and take a picture at how big Princey’s eyes got. Because he was sure no human’s eyes were supposed to grow that large. Virgil’s fingers twitched in his pocket, tempted to snap a picture anyways. The guy would find out soon enough how often he used his phone...if he still wanted to apply that is.

Romeo licked his lips, chocolate colored eyes darting between Virgil, the apartment, and back to Virgil again giving him a quick once over. “...oh.”

Virgil smirked, fighting to keep his own uncertainty hidden from Princey. He knew he wasn’t much to look at compared to this guy. But their conversation had gone well enough up to this point. He didn’t dislike the dude...yet. Was intrigued with--well what living with Romeo would be like. “Still interested in joining the batcave, Robin?”

Roman ran a hand along his sash, biting his lip. “You...wouldn’t say no?”

Virgil tilted his hand back and forth. “I mean, you still have to pass a background check.” He wasn’t naive enough to trust the guy flat out just because he put on a Prince costume. “Sign a contract. You’ll probably want to first see the inside of the place and your potential room. Oh. And--” He gestured to himself. “Not mind having a gremlin as your roommate.”

Princey’s ears went dark red at that comment. “I didn’t mean--”

Virgil tugged his hoodie back over his head, hoping that he wasn’t making a mistake in giving this guy a chance. “I said I was cool with the nickname, Romeo.” It wasn’t like he hadn’t been nicknaming the guy right back without Princey throwing a fuss. He turned for the front doors, pulling his keys out and jangling them as he moved away. “So you wanna come inside and check out the place or are you content to keep this dream of living here just a dream?”

He jumped, barely stopping himself from hissing as Princey suddenly appeared right beside him, bumping his shoulder. “Well if you’re offering, Batsy.” He winked, a bounce in his step as he raced up the stairs to the main doors. “I wouldn’t mind checking out this secret hideout of yours.”

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#Meeting Romeo #stillebesat #Sanders Sides #Virgil #Roman #A Work of Art #Anxiety #Creativity

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