#good omens crack ship

[toastpandadraws]

Beelzebub and Gabriel aren’t a good couple

Before I say this, I mean absolutely no disrespect or hatred to Neil Gaiman, this is just the only thing I genuinely hated about season 2 and it’s been on my mind lately.

First off, Gabriel and Beelzebub were too changed for the sake of putting them in a relationship. I’m not saying this and talking about the actor change, I understand why the actor for Beelzebub was changed and I am not blaming the new actor for this at all. But we see Beelzebub get this sudden light switch change in their personality that came from nowhere, and nobody can say “oh they changed because of influence from Gabriel” because we’ve also seen that Gabriel is just a huge asshole. Beelzebub wouldn’t suddenly start being nice and forgiving because of Gabriel’s angelic influence, and all it took for Gabriel was a mind swipe and he’s suddenly nice now too? I’ve seen people talk about tropes where evil characters get a mind swipe and then being nice as a sign that they’ve gone through abuse that made them mean but Gabriel was supreme archangel, he was pampered and entitled. These two knew each other for a year and then without question they put away thousands and thousands of years of hatred and resentment just for the sake of suddenly being in love, ignoring the fact that they tried to kill Aziraphale and Crowley just a few years before for simply talking to each other. Then when all is said and done they just go off together with literally no consequences (I have my own theories on why they are allowed to be together but not Azi and Crow but that can be another post) which leads me to this last topic: their fates for season three. Assuming that any of their relationship is completely realistic for them and doesn’t involve glossing over a few plot points, I think it would be most in character for them to never come back. Because inherently, they’re both still the selfish assholes we saw from the first season, they’re love was not built on a love of humanity (and no Beelzebubs enjoyment of “every day” does not count) and due to their selfishness, they wouldn’t want to fight alongside Aziraphale and Crowley to protect humanity. In fact, I’d love to see proof that there’s still a scrap of those two from the first season and that these aren’t just two completely new characters by having Aziraphale try to encourage them to fight for humanity with him and both of them saying no simply because they’re only out for themselves. Because face it, Gabriel and Beelzebub are still both bad characters and don’t actually give a shit about humanity. 

TL;DR: Gabriel and Beelzebub were better off being a crack ship.

#Anti ineffable bureaucracy #good omens beelzebub #good omens gabriel #good omens crack #good omens crack ship #good omens #Should have stayed a crack ship #If this sounds like drunken rambling it’s because I write about things that I hate when I’m angry and I’m pissed off right now #no disrespect intended #Please don’t send me death threats over this

[hannibard]

I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

#i wanna see it with every ship #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #geralt of rivia #geraskier #yennskier #yes it's also yennskier #geraskefer technically #the witcher #photos #my edit #meme #crack #shitpost #incorrect quotes #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #the witcher netflix #twn #season 2 #julian alfred pankratz #dandelion #crispy

[animangalover-writes]

Frenchie stands next to izzy so much this season what is HAPPENING

ALSO HE HELPED COMFORT IZZY???

#IK ITS MY SHIPPING GOGGLES BUT #HES LIKE CONSTANTLY NEXT TO IZZY #ALWAYS HOVERING NEARBY #I CANT AFFORD TO GETS MY HOPES UP LIKE THIS #I ALREADY HAD ONE OF MY CRACK SHIPS BECOME CANON IN GOOD OMENS #YOU CANT MAKE ME HOPE IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN #(please im begging you make them canon) #ouizzy #frenchizzy #frenchie our flag means death #frenzzy #frenchie ofmd #frenchie x izzy #izzy our flag means death #izzy hands #manifesting ouizzy being canon frfr #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #aml speaks

[orionsangel86]

Suddenly remembering the best and funniest Good Omens fanfiction I ever read which was set at a mutual Heaven and Hell "work party" and all the demons had bets to see who could bed an angel by the end of the night. It was hilarious and of course you read it presuming that Crowley will win but be gentlemanly enough to not claim the prize - which of course is what happens, but at the last minute it hits you around the face by revealling that Beelzebub hooked up with Gabriel

and well.

I think I'm gonna go reread that fic...

#true story this fic was the first time i even considered ineffable beurocracy #i dont think i even knew the ship name until after i read that fic #I hope the writer is having a great day today #once my emotions have calmed down and I've stopped spiralling over the last 10 mins of GOS2 #I think its really gonna hit me that they made a former crack ship canon #BEFORE CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE #unbelievable #Neil Gaiman I do wonder if maybe you've spent too long on tumblr #you clearly think like one of us #lmao #good omens #good omens season 2 spoilers

[saxonroa]

Love like yours will surely come my way

I did another one (this was done barely looking at the reference and it shows Xd)

#good omens #good omens spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #my crack ship is canon #my art

[the-bi-fangirl-biatch]

memes are how i cope ok

#i won but at WHAT COST #them bitches have been pining for over 6000 years but then beez and gabe get together after just 5 FUCKING YEARS #gabriel good omens #gabriel x beelzebub #beelzebub good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #go2 spoilers #michael sheen #david tennant #david tennant and michael sheen #jon hamm #shelley conn #good omens memes #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #tag talk #from crack ship to canon before the main ship

[actual-changeling]

no cause we moved past this wayyyy too quickly. this is my roman empire, i think about it every single day because i SWEAR this is important for season three

just look at them!!! for reference, the angels they're looking at are currently positioned like this:

shax isn't even looking at them, and shax & furfur have matching expressions, but dagon? like my beloved duke of hell, not to tell you how to conduct warfare but i don't think striking a pose and pursing your lips is the way to go here????? especially because when dagon starts hissing at them, michael shakes their head and they STOP immediately.

whatever is going on here, michael and dagon are a) probably dating angelfish <333 and b) definitely having secret meetings and their own plans outside of heaven and hell

i really gotta continue/finish the michael meta i have in my drafts but tl;dr i think there's a good chance michael will be the first/one of the first to join their own side in season three. with dagon. and maybe neil will be nice and give us a kiss or some handholding, ANYTHING.

#alex talks good omens #good omens #good omens season 2 #go2 #michael good omens #dagon good omens #michael x dagon #angelfish #ineffable administrators #good omens meta #please neil PLEASE #we had one crack ship now give the lesbians a win please

[the-names-kam]

i’ve had an epiphany

#hear me out okay HEAR ME OUT #now that ineffable bureaucracy is canon we need a new crack ship and i would like to present these two as my humble proposal #basically i just really like furfur and i was trying to find someone to ship him with #and then i remembered uriel and my brain exploded #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens furfur #furfur good omens #furfur #good omens uriel #uriel good omens #uriel #furiel #<- also their ship name works so well #kam’s art #my post

[floofle-universe]

Not enough people are talking about this

#good omens #good omens 2 #this was genuinely really cute tho 😭 #the little smirks at the end #they’re so silly #BESTIES?? #I want them be besties #am..am I allowed to- #new crack ship Mayhaps 👀 #I really wanna call them ineffable idiocracy #they both stupid af #Goood omens season 2 #shax #furfur #good omens shax #good omens furfur #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers

[carnivalwizard]

the REAL crime of good omens season 2: making ineffable bureaucracy canon so we have to consistently spell "bureaucracy" correctly

#good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #gomens #go2 #go2 spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #seriously i always autocorrect it #jesting #good omens 2 #just finished watching go2 and im Not Normal #i was an ineffable bureaucracy shipper back in the day #even had a sideblog dedicated to them #the fact my crack ship is now canon is CRAZY #when i saw it i was like ohmygod no way it's actually happening i was insane

[personwholoveschocolate]

I like how ineffable bureaucracy shippers are also suffering right now despite our unexpected victory because

not every good omens watcher is ineffable bureaucracy shipper but every ineffable bureaucracy shipper is good omens watcher

#this shocking revelation came to me when i thought that i probably ought to celebrate my favorite crack ship becoming canon #but i felt like im #not really could do it yet #not yet #the wound is fresh #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens #good omens s2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers

[queen-in-the-bentley]

I didn't think ineffable bureaucracy happening before ineffable husbands would end up on my bingo card but HERE WE FUCKING ARE.

#good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #it's been 12 hrs and im still in shock #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands #this is NOT an anti ineffable bureaucracy post #i just wasn't expecting my semi crack ship to actually happen and be happy #just what in the hell

[esora247]

I'm coping (lying)

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #crowley #aziraphale #gabriel #beelzebub #IM STILL SO HAPPY ABOUT INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY MY CRACK SHIP FROM SEASON ONE IS REAL #Gabriel had a taste of the non binary swag and it flipped his entire worldview good for him #DESPERATELY NOT THINKING ABOUT THE HUSBANDS TO HARD ASUSGDHD they make me ill /pos #my art ¯\ (ツ) /¯ #fanart #more notes than usual #100

[windsweptinred]

In my further career of stanning Destiny of the Endless... God help me! But I really want to ship crack ship... ship him and Agnes Nutter 🙈😆

I mean, it's easy to assume Destiny has his own protégés, just like Dream. Famous seers and prophets (Aka anyone found in Aziraphale's prized collection.) And maybe he rather took to this Lancashire lass who gave back as good as she got. Maybe his book told him too... It was all part of the Ineffable Plan 🤷😆.

Agnes: I've been expecting you. Father of my daughter, Virtue.

Destiny: Checks his book... Shrugs.

And then the irony, the sheer irony that they would hand their decedents their own little mini book of destiny to live by. Just look at Anathema, is she not like a wee Destiny the younger? Sensible, straight forward, self sufficient.... Walking round constantly refering to her book to see how she's going to handle any given situation.

Anathema: We're going to sleep together

Newton: Are we?

Anathema: The books says so.

Newton: Fair enough.

Case... Point! 😆

#destiny of the endless #agnes nutter #the sandman #good omens #crack ship #Why #why am i like this #🙈😂🤣 #anathema device

[a-silly-worm1]

First art post aaaannndd it a crack ship!! (Horray!)

I wonder what their ship name is. Heavenly scripts? Azirrator? Idk!

#good omens #aziraphale #the stanley parable #tsp #tsp narrator #fanart #art #digital art #this is how I’m coping with the divorce #also Stanley is helping Crowley through the divorce #crack ship

[canarybell]

...No, but there must be a crack theory about Metatron actually having a secret crush on Aziraphale somewhere.

Mimicking his antics, manner of dressing and manner of speech? Endlessly complimenting him? Saving him from Michael erasing him from the Book of Life at the last moment? Offering a position above which only Metatron himself (and God, but she hasn’t answered for a long time anyway)? Admitting to watching all of his files?

You say “manipulation”. I say “yeah, but still also can be read from a stalker-in-love point of view”.

Imagine Metatron spending millennia all alone, only speaking with Gabriel and other archangels and getting sick of it. And then suddenly there is that angel who is brave and impudent enough to try have a call with God and call Metatron Her equivalent of a presidential spokesman in his face.

Metatron is intrigued. That’s something new. He is even more intrigued after that angel helps stop Armageddon and survives hellfire.  It’s boring in Heaven, and once Metatron looks into the files of this mysterious angel, he forgets himself for four years, only occasionally running out to Earth to find out if oysters, sushi and cocoa are really as good as Aziraphale thinks. This turns out to be true, although coffee, according to Metatron, is better than cocoa.

He starts dressing up like Aziraphale – only in black colors, cause that’s a favorite color of Aziraphale’s demon, so Aziraphale, while liking beige on himself, will probably prefer see black on others.

One day Metstron understands – he’s sick of these stupid submissive faces of archangels; and Gabriel became useless with his totally-secret crush on a Duke of Hell (still less secret than Metatron’s one). He needs someone he can talk with. Discuss tastes of coffee and cocoa, convince him that Sounds of Music are not that bad after the fourth listen (other angels just agree with him, it’s not interesting), change his old coat to a new one…

So Metatron comes up with a plan - to announce the sequel to Armageddon, the Second Coming, to which Gabriel, in love with the demon, will not agree, and can be eliminated for it. And then replace him with his cute Aziraphale, and laugh at Michael’s face. Of course, he will have to get rid of the demon with whom Aziraphale has a de facto partnership, and frighten the angel with the promise of the Second Coming so that he definitely decides that he needs to be in Heaven and prevent it. But the end result will all worth it.

Maybe there is no Second Coming at all, and Jesus is still chilling with his apostles buds, refusing to leave Paradise. Maybe it’s just a big bluff from a creepily infatuated Voice of God who just want to have a soulmate near him, not understanding that his approach to relationships is as toxic as Heaveen and Hell combined.

#good omens #aziraphale #metatron #....i pobably need to go to sleep #crack ship #metatron x aziraphale #i mean we currently don't know metatron's real motivation #we can only guess #why not making it something entirely unpredictable just for the heck of it #“I ingested things in my time you know” as a way of flirting