#god. how am i ever supposed to play another video game | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

rae-writes · 8 months

Text

dirty secret(s)

Levi x cam!reader

wc : 0.7k

warnings : nsfw

synopsis : Levi had a dirty secret. You had an even dirtier one.

a/n : honestly don't know how this thought popped into my head but my gods am I fucking glad it did-

While Levi usually thought of himself as scum of the Devildom at most normal hours of the day, he thought he was even scummier when he locked himself in his room, headphones pressed snugly against his ears, with his sweatpants kicked off to the floor.

The slick sounds filling his ears were absolutely vile— in the best kind of way. Plastered over his main monitor, lighting up his flushed and sweaty face, was the sight of someone bouncing on a pretty dragon dildo; it’d become his guilty pleasure to get on the site and watch them get off- someone he found by complete accident as he was scrolling online.

The only thing he knew about them was they never showed their face, they always had a blank black sheet as a background, and they never talked.

But it didn’t really matter when he was fisting his cock at the pace they were riding their toy, biting down on his tongue harshly to hide his moans when they came, forcing him to paint his abdomen white as he came right after.

No, it didn’t really matter— especially when it was just Levi’s dirty secret.

Until it wasn’t.

You weren’t supposed to swing by his room that day, but you had some time and thought it would be best spent with Levi- only he wasn’t in his room.

The only active sound that had been in his room was the whirring of his desktop. You only meant to shut it off- you weren’t supposed to see the way the screen lit back up with the sight of someone bent over, faux cum spilling out of their hole.

You weren’t supposed to find out his dirty secret— but you did. And it became your dirtier secret.

Because the person on the video was you.

It started off as a joke- just a little bet you lost with Asmo. When your first video got so much attention, you curiously did another, just to see what would happen; the money sent in as tips and donations made you make another video, and then another, and another.

After a while, you spiffed up your page and made it all pretty and official— it became fun. Alluring.

And then you found out Levi was watching and it changed everything. Suddenly, there was a particular heat constantly pooling in your stomach that wouldn't go away and your videos became centered around what you thought Levi would like.

He was none the wiser.

He didn’t suspect a single thing, not even when his favorite (and only) porn creator began making videos in anime cosplay of his favorite characters or began using tentacle related toys instead or made videos of them trying to not cum while they played his favorite video games.

It all flew right over Levi’s head— right up until their latest video, posted only a few seconds ago.

For the first time ever, they weren’t using a black backdrop. It was eye-catching— dark, but with bright leds. The shimmer of what seemed to be water washed over their bare lower half as high-pitched moans left them, hand desperately shoving a new toy in and out of their hole; it was another ‘tentacle’ but it was plain, dark colored, with scales carved in to create ridges for extra friction.

The more he hyper fixated on them, the more things he started to notice: their toy kind of looked like his tail, the lighting looked exactly like his room’s, and the hoodie they wore…

With a choked moan, Levi’s eyes nearly pop out of his skull as he finally realizes he’s watching you— you in his room with his hoodie on, getting off on a toy that was meant to replicate his tail.

And as the increase of your moans flowed through his headphones, getting louder and whinier until you were cumming with a choked cry of what could’ve been his name had you been just a little bit louder, Levi was practically sprinting through the halls of the house before slamming open the door to his room.

And there you were, phone tossed aside on his bed as you laid back on his pillows with your legs spread and shiny with your cum, toy tossed aside to the ground.

“Was waiting for you to figure it out...wanna feel the real thing, Levi…come play with me?”

#obey me x reader #obey me smut #om smut #om x reader #leviathan x reader #leviathan smut #om leviathan #om levi

883 notes · View notes

lampmanliveblogs · 7 months

Text

Ah, I see The Collector used his space magic to summon a book filled with the completed version of all the fanfics I’ve never finished. I know I always say it’ll be a miracle if I ever get all my ideas written down, but I didn’t think it’d take an actual miracle.

You guys might think I’m exaggerating, and I am for comedic effect, but not by much. Just today, I started jotting down yet more notes on my phone while eating lunch at work. What if Masha discovered that they had psychic powers? I have so many unfinished first chapters, short snippets of dialogue, and premises for stories written down on my computer, phone, in various notebooks, pieces of cardboard, and reciept paper lying around. It’s honestly a bit ridiculous.

Oh wait, the pages are stone slabs? Or maybe they’re supposed to be clay tablets? That’s kinda cool actually, brings to mind the earliest stories written down by man in our own world. You know, like the Epic of Gilgamesh.

…hold on, I gotta go get myself a drink to dramatically spit out in shock and disbelief, give me a sec.

…

”Right, now where was I?” I say as I sit back down with a refreshing beverage. I rewind the video by a few seconds and hits play as I take a sip of my drink.

”Collectors live long, we watch things pass.”

”Pfft!” I spit out my drink in shock and disbelief, spraying my computer screen with liquid. ”What!?” I exclaim between coughs. ”Other Collectors?

I mean yeah, sure, The Collector is a child of the stars and whatnot, I kinda figured there’d maybe be some subtle hint at a larger pantheon out there, but, uh… I guess we get it confirmed right here, right now. I was even thinking of including a joke about The Collector’s parents being Mother Nature and Father Time, I just couldn’t figure out how to work it in.

Alright, calm down Lampman, think…

Based on this short summary, it appears that the collectors are if not gods, then at the very least god-like beings. They travel the cosmos and collect specimen of various lifeforms to preserve them in their collections. That in and of itself doesn’t sound all that horrible… but, ah… that second paragraph is a bit concerning.

Should the mortal beings they collect begin to meddle in the affairs of the Collectors (like, oh, I dunno, maybe NOT wanting to be turned into a collectible), they’ll scorch the planet and wipe them all out. Which… yeah that sounds about right for gods of mythology.

Our little Lord of the Fireflies doesn't like that mentality though, they’d rather play games and have fun and make friends (though evidently, The Collector still don’t care too much about what the mortals want).

Right of the bat, this does make me wonder something: is it possible that The Collector we saw in the Owlbeast’s flashback in Knock, Knock, Knockin’ on Hooty’s Door wasn’t THE Collector, but another collector? Cause that’d explain why that one didn’t look a whole lot like this Prince of Plastic

It also makes we wonder if maybe The Collector ISN’T the Grand Huntsman worshipped by the Titan Trappers, but rather, another collector (or several of them). Indeed, we see at the bottom of the page, three collectors looming over several worshipping humans. Because’s I’ve been wondering about that; aside from calling King’s dad a bully for putting him in divine time-out, The Collector really didn’t seem to have much against Titans from what we’ve seen thus far. Heck, he was super excited to meet King. So could it be that The Collector was not the one responsible for wiping out the Titans, but rather some other collector?

What I’m thinking right now is that The Collector is the divine equivalent of a kid that ran away from home. And their family either doesn’t care, doesn’t know, or enough time has not passed for them to notice.

(hm… a kid that ran away from home because they didn’t fit in with their peers… where have I heard a similar story before…?)

(the book mentions that the collectors would scorch the air… the demon realm planet is covered in a boiling sea… perhaps scorching the air is a more poetic way of saying ”set off a bunch of volcanoes”? In real life, the worst mass extinction event known was caused not by the meteorite that wiped out the non-avian dinosaurs, but a massive flood basalt taking place about 251.9 million years ago, colloquially referred to as ”The Great Dying.” Volcanoes are good at killing stuff, is my point. and undersea volcanoes spewing out lava would explain why the sea is always boiling)

I mean, look at this face. Does this look like the face of someone who could wipe out a race of giants? Look at him! He couldn’t hurt a fly.

Except Belos, but he doesn’t count.

And I guess they did turn an island’s worth of people into puppets and force them to play along in their games, hmmm…

#the owl house #liveblog #the owl house liveblog #for the future #toh s3e2

14 notes · View notes

i-bring-crack · 7 months

Text

SL & SL:R Incorrect Quotes

to feed myself again...

Radir Esil: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Cop: You ran a red light.

Liu Zhigang: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Liu Zhigang: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

Cha Hae-in: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

Baek Miho: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Sung Suho: I would say infinitesimally.

Rio Singh: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Liu Zhigang: Caw caw, motherfuckers.

Antares: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Laura: Oh Thomas Andre, we have a visitor!

Thomas Andre: Don't tell me it's Suho.

Laura: It's Suho.

Sung Suho: Did you bring Thomas Andre?

Esil, gesturing to Siddhart Bachchan: No, but I brought the next best thing.

Cha Hae-in: Him? The next best thing would be Liu Zhigang.

Siddhart Bachchan: I would be offended, but Liu Zhigang is freakishly strong.

Laura: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!

Baek Miho: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Rio Singh: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Liu Zhigang: Drunk.

Esil Radiru: Wasted.

Sung Suho: Dead.

Sirka: Money… Is like president trading cards.

Sung Suho, holding out a cookie for Radir Esil: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Radir Esil: Ugly crying

Sung Suho, holding out another cookie for Baek Miho: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!

Baek Miho, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?!

Laura: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Laura: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Sirka: spits mouthful of blood onto floor You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

Radir Esil: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Liu Zhigang's birthday invitations.

Rio Singh: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Radir Esil: "Liu Zhigang's birthday".

Rio Singh: So, what do they say instead?

Radir Esil: "Liu Zhigang’s bi".

Rio Singh:

Rio Singh: Works out either way.

Liu Zhigang: You can track Sung Suho?

Rio Singh: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

Radir Esil: Gray said I was their second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Sung Suho is third. They have no favorite person. They’re holding the position open.

Sirka, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!

Sirka, playing a video game: How do I play?

Sirka has drawn first blood!

Sirka is on a killing spree!

Sirka is on a rampage!

Sirka is unstoppable!

Sirka is dominating!

Sirka is godlike!

Sirka: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

Radir Esil with her first paycheck: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

Liu Zhigang: I’m never donating blood ever again.

Liu Zhigang: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

Liu Zhigang: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

Cha Hae-in: I lost Sirka.

Sung Jin-woo: How did you LOSE Sirka?!

Cha Hae-in: To be fair, she is very small.

Rio Singh: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Sung Suho: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Radir Esil: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Sung Suho: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

#solo leveling #sung jin woo #cha hae in #liu zhigang #esil radiru #sirka #baek miho #rio singh #ryo singh #solo leveling ragnarok #thomas andre #laura solo leveling

11 notes · View notes

secondbeatsongs · 2 years

Text

started playing The Suicide of Rachel Foster, because I've heard it was bad and I wanted to see if that was true, but...

I mean, I'm pretty sure the people who mentioned it being bad were referring to the plot? but I've barely done anything in the game, because the graphics are infuriating me

the depth of field is messed up! even if I'm looking directly at something, it's very blurry! there are times I've had to look under or away from something to get it to go into focus, and it's deeply annoying!

"well," you might say, "can't you mess with the graphics settings and fix that?"

let me show you the graphics settings menu:

that's it. those are the only settings available.

"but what about the config file?" well

besides the core system stuff, that is it. that's all it is.

now, luckily someone on the steam forums has figured out that you can add stuff to that config file to change the settings. which is great, because this was driving me up the wall! so I tried it out to see what would happen and

oh my god.

look at it:

left is default settings, right is with a bunch of stuff disabled

just...god! why is the one on the left so blurry! why is there chromatic aberration, which I didn't even notice at first, but now I understand why I was getting a headache!

why would they do this? why would anyone do this

another example, in case you need it:

left is with default settings, right is with just depth of field turned off

jesus fucking christ. how was anyone supposed to play this game?

why would you go to the trouble of designing lovely, realistic graphics just to make it so you can't even see them when you zoom in?

don't you want people to enjoy your game? don't you want them to see all the hard work you put into it?

sigh

so. in case you also want to make it so your game is actually playable, here's how to change your config settings:

first, go to

C:\Users\AccountName\AppData\Local\Daedalic Entertainment GmbH\The Suicide of Rachel Foster\Saved\Config\WindowsNoEditor

and open engine.ini in notepad. then, paste this text at the bottom of that file:

[SystemSettings] r.MotionBlur.Max=0 r.MotionBlurQuality=0 r.DefaultFeature.MotionBlur=0 r.SceneColorFringe.Max=0 r.SceneColorFringeQuality=0 r.DepthOfFieldQuality=0

that turns off the motion blur, chromatic aberration, and depth of field.

(you can keep the motion blur on if you like it; I just get dizzy easily)

if you want to disable anti-aliasing for even sharper text (like in that second map screenshot), you can also add this:

r.PostProcessAAQuality=0 r.DefaultFeature.AntiAliasing=0

if you still want some AA, you can change both of those zeroes to ones - that way edges will have a bit of softness, but the text is still pretty clear.

on the steam forums people also talked about adding these settings, but the ones above were good enough for me, so I didn't try them. but if you'd like, you can also add and mess with:

r.Tonemapper.GrainQuantization=0 r.Tonemapper.Quality=0 r.LensFlareQuality=0 r.DefaultFeature.LensFlare=0 r.DefaultFeature.Bloom=0 r.BloomQuality=0

anyway, let this be a lesson to you. if you ever design a video game, make sure users can change advanced graphics settings! because otherwise they, like me, will have to either suffer through headaches and squinting, or they'll have to change a config file, restarting the game and sitting through 30+ seconds of logos every time they want to tweak the motion blur.

...welp, now I've spent so long fucking with the graphics settings that I'm too mentally tired to actually play the game. so, I guess I'm gonna go do laundry or something.

but for when I do actually play it, I'm going to put this cut here, so I can keep track of the other things about the game that bother me:

Additional Grievances

💥 you can't zoom in on objects that you're holding. if you're holding a book and the text on it is really small, you're going to have to move closer to your screen to read it, and I am not joking.

💥 there's a boombox in Nicole's room with an open cassette slot, and it's absolutely surrounded by tapes. but the only thing you can do to it is...turn on the radio? like, no! let me listen to the tapes!

(I hope it eventually lets me listen to the tapes) update: it never lets you listen to any of the tapes. I feel robbed by this experience.

💥 this game just...feels weird as a walking sim? like, there are half-open cabinets and stuff that just can't be clicked on to open them. and maybe that'll happen later, but it feels weird to walk into a room and not be able to really look at it, you know? the point of a walking sim is to snoop!

anyway, more later if I pick the game back up again.

update: okay. finished the game, took extensive notes. let’s get into it:

💥 Jenkins says he'll leave some notes and a key in the dining room table in the master suite. but really, while the notes are on the table, the key is on the desk in Nicole's old room. which is honestly weird.

update: this could in theory be explained away by the plot later, but it’s still unclear, so I’m not crossing this one out. I’m not 100% sure it was on purpose.

💥 Leonard's NASA mugs in the game are different from the one shown in the main menu? and I have no idea why? but the main menu one looks cooler!

💥 there are a lot of reused assets - pens, sponges, tubes of toothpaste, pairs of glasses, at least 3 NASA mugs. it just feels...weird? like, if I'm gonna pick something up, I want it to be at least a little interesting. a fun label, or some plot importance, or at least a scribble on it or something. not...like seven ballpoint pens that look exactly the same.

it feels like someone bought a bunch of unity assets and then copy/pasted them everywhere, and hoped that would be enough to make this game interesting.

spoiler alert: it was not.

💥 almost every book has the same bump map for the cover (though some are shinier, rougher, etc). which wouldn't be an issue (it’s very nice looking!), except the one they used has a curved mark in the bottom corner of the back cover. and after seeing it on nearly every single book, it feels weird.

💥 there are even duplicate copies of the same book laying around? like, why not make some blank-covered books, instead of reusing recognizable ones?

💥 oh god, and in room 117! on the floor there are three identical pages that are all supposed to look like handwritten notebook pages. what, do they want me to believe someone hand-copied their notes three times? bullshit.

at this point it's just laziness or time crunch, right?

💥 there are some typos, but I know this game was by an Italian studio, so I'm giving them a pass on that (for the most part). most of them are on the magazines or books. for example, “The cars that meets the demands of the 80′”:

💥 in the lobby by what I think is the main entrance, some...snow? got inside? not like, there was some snow getting through on purpose - no, by the door there’s a clump of blinding white nothing that looked like it was clipping into the room.

💥 Nicole says it's nighttime at one point when it is definitely not nighttime. the lighting hasn't changed. I know a time mechanic would be weird, but maybe...some change would be nice?

update: there are some time changes, apparently - but they seem completely random? also I have no idea how time works in this game. it keeps skipping forward an entire day, and there’s absolutely no reason for it to do that, except that the writers wanted a scene change.

just...god. just put a title card that says “3 hours later” or whatever, don’t make me imagine that Nicole spent the entire rest of the day doing absolutely nothing after something dramatic just happened.

💥 calls moldy food "molden" at one point. I didn’t get a screenshot apparently, but it’s in the fridge when you first look at the rotten produce. is this a translation error of some kind?

💥 found Jesus!

💥 the room check sheet in room 204 says that it's for room 304. there is no room 304. also someone was definitely doing witchcraft in here, but I consider that a feature, and not a bug.

💥 okay, a lighting change, that's good! but just because it's dark inside doesn't mean it also has to be dark outside? What is this, dawn? Sunset? it says it's day 3, but I'm still unclear about what all this means. did Nicole spend an entire day just worrying about a phone call?

💥 Nicole is definitely hallucinating from the mold, I think.

💥 a lot of these conversations feel really...disconnected? it's hard to describe, but it feels like they're not really conversations that humans would have. as if the people aren't talking to each other, they're talking to themselves next to each other.

I just kinda get the feeling that something in production made it so that the lines had to be changed or re-recorded or something, or maybe the voice actors never really got a feel for the characters. like, something happened here to make it seem like a bunch of bad roleplay interactions, and I don’t think it’s the voice actors’ fault.

💥 this ending is...bad.

look, I knew going into this that it wouldn’t be a good game. and it’s not! it’s not even really a good story, and the emotions it made me feel were more vague and annoyed than anything else.

it’s immersive to a point, the graphics are nice to a point, but it doesn’t feel like...a game? there’s not enough stuff to interact with to think of it as a walking sim, though sure, you do walk a lot. but the plot is just kinda...disjointed.

nothing about the story is clear. I don’t think the game outright condones what Leonard did (having the “villain” of the story agree with his actions doesn’t count), but I also don’t think it really objects to what he did either.

like yes, this is a bit of a fun mystery, and the creepiness factor is very good! the atmosphere is great! creaking doors, spooky lighting - the feeling that you’re going to get a jump scare, but very few actual jump scares? *chef’s kiss*. I love that.

but I also hate this game? for all of the bullet points I’ve mentioned above, and also for the fact that it felt...glued together?

there are beautiful environments! ...filled with copy/pasted assets that don’t really add anything. there’s a dramatic story! ...with a very simple plot that really feels overdone and overhyped. and the characters aren’t ever really developed, but you feel like they want you to care about them anyway.

it’s just...a facade of a good game. it’s something that was trying to be Gone Home, Firewatch, and The Shining, and it failed at being any of them.

also, the suicide(s) at the end of the game make no fucking sense. like I get it, you’re trying to be dramatic and show that the characters feel guilt but like...what the fuck? truly what the fuck.

if this game had pulled it around last-second and decided to say, “you know what? fuck that! we don’t need to be stuck in this story our parents wrote for us; we are going to Portland to live our lives happily, and never setting foot in this haunted hotel ever again”, then I would be okay with it. hell, maybe I would even consider playing it again!

(though really they’d have to add manual save for me to do that. jfc. it was torture. the game crashed once right at the end, and I had to replay the entire last day just to get to the final cutscene. I hate it.)

but because they were like, “nope, sucks to be us, we get The Bad Ending no matter what we do, because of things we had no control over!” I just feel...let down. angry at it. I don’t want to have to deal with it.

so yeah, there are my thoughts about this game. I know it’s not as entertaining, because I don’t feel rabid hatred towards it for how badly it handled the difficult and complicated issues in the plot, but sometimes...that’s just how it is.

(though it did handle them badly! don’t play this game if it could be upsetting for you! I have a high tolerance for this shit, so don’t take my lackluster reaction as a positive review!)

anyway, I’m not angry at you, TSoRF. I’m just...disappointed.

and I think that might be worse.

#the suicide of rachel foster #video games #sbs rambles #id in alt text #long post #and it's not that I don't like depth of field in games!#I do when it's used well!#but it's usually supposed to. you know. focus on what you're looking at?#and having blurred vision gives me major anxiety IRL #so I super don't want it in a video game #anyway #I wonder if this game is actually as bad as people are saying #if the graphics are any indicator then maybe it is #oh shit I forgot to tag it #suicide mention #sorry guys #I hope your filters still pick it up #tutorial

103 notes · View notes

gilliesmemes · 1 year

Text

𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐌𝐄𝐊𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐍 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝟎 ! / sentence starters pulled callmekevins playthrough of mile 0 , prequel to road 96. change whatever you want to suit your character interactions .

oh my god , what has he taken ?

now, lets hop in a strangers car.

your dog die or something ?

i might play video games instead. that’s how i escape my problems.

aha ! i found an escape.

i’m not really one for tourism in a country run by a dictator.

i feel a little on edge here.

i’m taking that threat at face value.

i need some chaos, everything has been too organized.

now we’re talking, explosives ! let’s get in there.

oh god, he’s very upset.

does he have that type of power, though ?

then the manger came out and said i was the best escapist they’ve ever seen.

yeah, tony hawk move there.

we’re killing a lot of people, this is great.

oh my god , you don’t know anything about personal space.

i will kill you immediately , that’s what friends are for - murdering each other.

i want it to seem like someone died in here.

that looks kind of crappy, to be honest.

what the hell is yours supposed to mean ?

yeah, they’re both equally good.

i don’t even know who said that, a ghost perhaps ?

i’m just so obnoxious.

can i just throw them in the trash ?

i don’t really wanna do this job , i just wanna get the credit for doing it.

forty seven people injured in town square, read all about it in tomorrows paper.

oh, i didn’t see you there.

ah ! oh , sorry... the corner scared me.

can you just give me a second ? i’m trying to rob you.

my kd ratio is insane.

i have been destroying the place with no reasoning just because i can get away with it.

maybe the government are lying.

we’ve been truman show’d !

if you didn’t believe the government didn’t engage in propaganda here, you’d be pretty fucking stupid.

i do ! i just agreed with everything you said !

annoying poster guy in the park is my favourite hobby. also , he’s dead.

i forgot to update you , i killed him earlier.

that is the lamest dare i’ve ever heard.

i dare you to jump off the building.

pretty ironic to say i found it in the dumpster.

i jump in trash and then he quits , like yeah i’m done with that one.

push him. push him off the seat so he falls into the mud.

you’ve probably never even seen your father.

look at his little stupid face about to go down in the mud !

yeah , sucks to be you kiddo.

he looks like a guy who a kid could just sneak by into our house.

oh my god , how did you run so fast ?

that is the creepiest thing you could’ve said.

i need the worlds gnarliest rumba that’ll just shred everything on the floor.

i kinda like this dude, he’s just so naive.

i’m just causing so much chaos all the time no matter where i am.

i feel a little bad.

he almost had another kill on his belt !

jesus , what a neighbourhood.

he’s a lunatic.

now what , are you going to try and eat me ?

i like the dramatized version.

tell me this secret of yours or i’ll push you off the building.

oh, look ! it’s the square where i murdered everyone , good times.

stop trying to force me to talk about things i don’t want to talk about.

i’m going to snap my own neck.

i don’t think it’s about whether the government did it or not.

i just always assume the government are up to shenanigans to be honest.

that’s not how i thought he would sound for some reason.

that’s his memory of it ... then he’s also like and i was doing some sick kick flips and jumping over ramps while the explosions were going off.

was that not enough ?!

WHAAA - oh wait , i already knew that.

oh no, i’m going to get pulled into this aren’t i ?

no it sounds complicated for you. i don’t want to get involved in this.

yeah , she seems like a big fan.

she’s still waving , she’s still there.

he sounds pretty pissed off.

can i just walk away ?

i don’t think he’d make an announcement about that.

okay that was unnecessary , that was just demeaning.

this is getting weirder and weirder.

this is getting a little bit stressful now.

i'm playing to win , i am not a good loser. actually no , i'm a very good loser - i'm not a graceful loser is what im saying... i'm a sore loser.

stop distracting me , i'm winning.

did you make a whole scale model of his house ?

seems reasonable , yeah lets risk our lives for this.

the cops are closing in , you're in now so we got to get this done tonight.

mom will help , don't worry.

i just think cops are so cool , those guys are really cool.

please let me go now.

anyway, time to go straight to ( name's ) house and break in.

i managed to ditch my parents, i'm ready for the revolution.

i play the triangle, i never said i was a singer.

your eyes aren't as wonky as your posters would suggest.

my mixtape ! how could i forget my mixtape.

do i actually want to help him ? i don’t want to.

these past twelve hours have been good to you.

why is he holding onto the receipt ... are they going to business expense it ?

the problem is ... i know the file wont be there when i get up there.

i’ve seen enough loony toons back in the city to know that’s a fake.

god the standards are pretty low here.

is this my entry test ?

y’know , personal revenge and all that.

i want to take the gun and just shoot him.

is this how he sees it ? well , no wonder he's pissed off.

we’re all new comers to this behaviour.

that was a bit stupid, wasn’t it ?

yeah , it is kinda lame actually.

what ? you abandoned me !

#callmekevin #starters #sentence starters #rp starters #prompts #rp prompts #mine

13 notes · View notes

eldritchsurveys · 2 months

Text

1180.

1. Do you enjoy rhododendrons? >> Sure, they're very pretty.

2. Have you ever met someone who supports Nazism? >> On the internet, yeah. Fortunately not in meatspace where they can actually do something to me. 3. If you’ve ever been to another country, what was the best thing you did there? .

4. Which is your favorite print: Plaid, animal, stripes, spots, other? >> Plaid is the one I dislike the least...

5. Have you ever owned a cell phone for over a year? If so, was it still working well? >> There is no way I would voluntarily get a new phone after less than a year. That is horrifying to me.

6. What’s the worst sickness you’ve ever had? >> Food poisoning. Also, the sickness that comes with bad menstrual cramps.

7. What do you enjoy more: Fairs or circuses? .

8. Is your favorite animal something you can have as a pet? . 9. Are you good at gardening? >> I am not because I don't practice it.

10. What was the last classic novel you read? Did you enjoy it? >> Hmm... I have no idea. 11. Do you think you would actually read any of the epic poems, such as Beowulf or The Iliad? >> Probably not. 12. Are you the type of person who feels guilty after eating junk food? >> I don’t feel guilty after eating anything. God, what a concept. :/

13. Tell me about a time when you felt like you had no real friends: >> I always feel like that. It might be a side effect of having no fulfilling friendships (aside from Sparrow, I suppose, but the "fulfilling" part is, uh, variable).

14. Have you ever felt betrayed by someone? If so, what did they do to make you feel that way? >> Possibly. I never use this term so I don't have an associated memory handy.

15. Which is better: Xbox 360 or PS3? Or are you someone who doesn’t care? >> I don’t have an opinion.

16. Have you gotten registered to vote yet? >> I am registered.

17. What do you like best about your favorite actor? How about favorite actress? >> Usually what makes an actor a favourite for me is that they do something to me, viscerally. It's something like attraction, I suppose. Certainly as hard to explain.

18. Tell me how you’re feeling in another language: .

19. Would you rather drink water all day or Coca Cola all day? >> Water. I rarely drink Coke in the first place.

20. Name three movies which have a soundtrack you really love: >> Requiem for a Dream, Speak No Evil (2022), Sunshine.

21. Do you think Gatorade tastes refreshing or just gross? >> I don't know, I haven't had Gatorade in years.

22. What’s the scariest video game you’ve ever played? .

23. Do either of your parents get angry over small things? . 24. What is the most dramatic TV show that you watch? >> I don't really know how to measure this. I mean, Riverdale is basically a soap opera, so I guess that? 25. Do you still watch VHS tapes? >> I have not watched those since the early aughts. 26. Have you ever visited one of the states that doesn’t have sales tax? Was it a nice change? >> I have not.

27. Have you ever had Dutch Brothers’ coffee? >> I have not.

28. What are your grandparents like? Are they nice or mean? . 29. Do you own any pet fish? What kind of fish are they? .

30. Do you have a turntable and vinyls that you regularly play? >> I do have these things but I don't regularly use them. It's just so much more of a hassle to do so than it is to just play Spotify. Also, I don't think my record player has Bluetooth capability and I usually listen to music through wireless headphones.

31. What is the most irritating thing that a boyfriend or girlfriend has ever done to you? >> I am so easily irritated by people that this is impossible to determine, lol.

32. Have you ever thrown up from being so nervous? What was happening that made you so nervous? >> I have not.

33. Would you rather be uncomfortable but fashionable or comfortable but unfashionable? >> I will always choose to be comfortable, but I don't think that excludes me from being fashionable. It just requires some cleverness.

34. When was the last time you took your pet to the vet? What was wrong with it? . 35. Have you ever known someone who was in an abusive relationship? >> Well, yeah. Unfortunately, that is extremely common.

36. If you smoke/drink/do drugs, do you feel insulted when someone tells you that it’s bad for you? >> If someone tried to tell me that, I would be extremely irritated at best. I am quite capable of evaluating personal risk and making informed decisions, thank you.

37. Do you like skiing or snowboarding? >> I have never done this. 38. Do you find government buildings dreary and uncomfortable? >> Sometimes, but mostly I don't think about them at all.

39. Name the last horror story you read. If you can’t remember any, name the last horror movie you saw. >> A Short Stay in Hell by Steven Peck. It's a novella about a Tower of Babel situation, pretty neat.

40. What happened the last time you were embarrassed? .

#surveys #survey #random survey

2 notes · View notes

justdancekid · 1 year

Text

Don't plan out a date, it always doesn't goes as how you imagined - A JD Fanfiction

Series: Just Dance 2023 Edition

Characters: Sara and Wanderlust (Can't Stop The Feeling), Brezziana (Physical), Mihaly (Rather Be), Jack Rose (Locked Out of Heaven)

Relationship: Brezziana/Mihaly

Rating: T

Type: Fluff, Planned Dates, Action

Description: Jack and Sara are getting tired of Brezziana and Mihaly's pretty clear feelings for eachother, so they planned a date for them. But, 2 henchmen of Night Swan's come to attack

Here we see the Danceverse 5's house, where everyone is just doing their usual things. Brezziana just got done recording a fitness video with the help of Mihaly

"Thanks, Mi!" Brezziana thanked

"No problem!" Mihaly replied "Just know, if you ever want to record more videos, I'm always here to help!"

"I know, I should've asked you for help, sooner. Could've saved me all that money I've spent on those buckets. They break easily."

"I know! I'm surprised those things last a week, cause it seems like every 2 days, they break"

"Oh my God! Tell me about it! Thankfully, unlike the other buckets, you'll never break!"

They just blushed and said "Aw, thanks!"

She blushed back and said "Don't mention it!" Then, they back in their own rooms to do their average activities

"They could've kissed right there, and no one would've been surprised." Jack said to Sara

"Thank you!" Sara yelled "It seems like they're the only two who aren't aware of eachother feelings. Everyone we've met, even the ones we've just met, already knew that they love each other. Even Picto knew, AND I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW Y'ALL WERE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH THEM!!"

"There has to be a way to make them see their true feelings towards one another" Jack said. They were just standing in the kitchen, thinking of ways to get Mihaly and Brezziana to see their true feelings, then it hit them

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Sara asked

"Strawberry and Blueberry Ice Cream?" Jack asked back

"No- actually, that does sound good, but, the Brezziana and Mihaly thing"

"Oh, yeah. I know"

"We set them up on a date to the mall!" They said at the same time

"I don't know if that's a good idea" Wanderlust said

"Oh, come on Wander! Aren't you tired of them being clearly in love with eachother." Sara asked him

"Oh, no. Not on that front" Wanderlust replied "If anything, I could encourage this plan because it seems like even when you pair them up on missions, they still can't see their feelings for eachother. But, Night Swan has henchmen and minions looking all throughout any and every place we've gone and planned to go. Just be careful, okay"

4 hours later

"Hey, Brezzy! You wanna go to the mall?" Sara asked Brezziana

"What for?" Brezziana asked back

"Well, there's an arcade that opened up, and Jack and Wander aren't interested"

"Can Mi come?"

"Oh, I think they have other things to do"

Brezziana gave out an dejected sigh "Okay, I'll go"

Meanwhile

"Hey, Mihaly. I need a new pink fur to add on the closet of pink fur, but I don't know which shade of pink I need and Sara and Wander will just say "There all the same", can you come to the mall and help me?" Jack asked them

"Can Brezzy come with us?" They asked back

"I think she's got other things going on" Jack replied

They gave out a dejected sigh "Okay, I'll come"

2 hours later

Brezziana walked in the mall and looked around for Sara, but then stopped when she saw Mihaly

"Oh, hey Mi!" She said

"Hey, Brezzy!" They said back "What brings you here?"

"Oh, Sara told me about the new arcade, and we were supposed to play some games, but I don't see her anywhere. What about you?"

"Well, Jack said he needed a new pink fur, but how am I supposed to figure out which one if he's not here?"

"Well, we can do some stuff while we wait for them"

They blushed and said "Okay. Well, that new arcade sounds cool, let's go there"

She blushed back and said "Okay. Let's go." As they walked into the arcade

Sara and Jack were hiding behind the plant in the mall kiosk

"Wow! I can't believe they actually came!" Sara said

"I know, you know the plan?" Jack asked

"Yeah. They go out, play some games in the arcade, grow closer, go the the diner in there, fall in love, and we won't have to deal with their pining ever again"

"Yep!" They then heard the door chime as two mysterious people walked in

"Are you sure those the two in that picture?" The mysterious voice asked

"Yes, I'm sure" The other mysterious voice answered

"Okay. You know the plan?"

"Get those two, take them back to Night Swan, and she'll transform those two into her very own minions"

Those words set Jack and Sara off as they realized what that ment

"Holy shit, Night Swan sent some henchmen to kidnap Brezziana and Mihaly!" Sara said quietly, they looked up to see what they look like. There was a Giraffe with a monocle and a big Bowtie, and a Cat with a visor, a cape, and his weapon is a keyboard. They walked into the diner Brezziana and Mihaly went in

"Man, when do you think Jack and Sara would get here?" Brezziana asked Mihaly

"I don't know, but I'm kinda glad they aren't" Mihaly replied "I' just glad it's just us-" Mihaly was about to say before they were interrupted by a musical note that was slashed into their table

"WHO WAS THAT?!?" Brezziana asked, they then turned around and looked up and saw a Giraffe and Cat standing in front of them

"I am Giraffus and this is Keys. We've been sent to kidnap you for Night Swan" Giraffus introduced themselves before they fought. Brezziana blocked Giraffus attack and punched his snout

"Ow! My snout! You will pay!"

"Don't worry, bro! I got you!" Keys said as they pushed Brezziana back with his musical notes

"I'll take the fitness chick, you get the shaman"

"Good plan"

They just fought for another 5 minutes until Brezziana grabbed her Protein shake and quickly drank all of it

Mihaly put their hands on Giraffus

"Ultimate Zen; Force Palm!"

That's all they said as the force of that attack pushed Giraffus away and flew across to the wall

"Bro!" Keys yelled "After I'm done with you, that Shaman is next! Then, y'all can kiss in the heavens!"

"Wouldn't count on that!" Brezzy said as she buffs up from the protein shake

Keys has a surprised look on his face as Brezziana said "Shining Fist!" And she punched him and he flew across to the wall, landing on Giraffus as they both fell off the wall

"Whew! That was a doozy!" Brezziana said

"I know!" Mihaly said "Hey." Brezziana turned around

"You fight well."

"OH COME ON!" Sara and Jack yelled at the same time

"You heard that Brezzy?" They asked

"Yeah, it sounds like it came over there" She said as they went over to that plant and saw Sara and Jack under it

"Sara? Jack? What y'all doing there?" Brezziana asked

"We, uh... We got lost over here" Sara replied

"Well, y'all missed our fight. We kicked a Giraffe and Cat's ass!"

"Yeah, that sounds like a lot" Jack said

"Well, come on. Let's go to the arcade!"

"Can I come with? I think I got enough pink fur." Jack asked

"Sure, let's go." Brezziana said as her, Jack, Sara, and Mihaly went to the arcade

#just dance #just dance 2023 #just dance 2023 edition #just dance mihaly #just dance brezziana #jack rose #wanderlust #jd sara #brezzihaly

16 notes · View notes

kimbapisnotsushi · 1 year

Text

okay i love volume 3 just for the mimarashi reunion and igarashi fucking with him and mima getting revenge by calling him by his first name out of the blue and doing an absolutely STUNNING job with the movie ad and bringing the most pure joy i have ever seen on a character to igarashi but like. oh my god. VOLUME 4 HELLO HAVE MY FAVE MOMENTS

(this does contain spoilers so feel free to skip!!)

shun's super cute egg shirt . . . i don't even like eggs and i want one so bad omg

hayate's lil "one of us" look is SO CUTE oh my god

the guys playing merry-go-round with the drinks and shun trying them and the ppl watching thinking it causes world peace just bc shun, souma, and hayate all believe in healthy masculinity

shun going "man movie theater seats make you feel like reaching for a seatbelt" and souma going "haha yeah i know" WHILE ACTUALLY DOING IT AND THEN HIS EXPRESSION AND THE WAY THE OTHER TWO JUST LOOK AT HIM AFTER

also can i take the chance to say that like. idk what is is with kokone nata but the way she uses effects and screentones is one of my FAVORITE things . . . like the "booms" and the sparkles and just like. i don't know what makes it different but i love it SO MUCH

shun just being naturally casually touchy is SO important to me. like. we know he's bad with words/verbally expressing himself and gets really embarrassed about it but he slings an arm around souma like it's second nature and it doesn't even faze him??? futami "physical touch is my love language" shun i love you

when shun overhears igarashi and souma and goes "what're you guys talking about, bathroom stuff?" and igarashi goes "yeah!" and then souma goes "NO??" like PLEASE why would igarashi do him like that i KNEW he was a little shit

both igarashi and asami encouraging that spark in souma to grow and create and to wield his weapon and being someone he can be proud of

igarashi texting mima "i stole all your cute friends ^-^" and mima texting back "give them back" like HELLO is that not flirting??

"MIMA BEHIND YOU" and then "NO IN THE VIDEO GAME!!"

"incredible! he's missing every single shot" god that was SO funny why is his coworker so mean

mima asking souta if he can sleep over just bc he nearly shat himself in the restroom

souta calling souma his baby bro is SO cute altho idk if that's just a yen press translation thing

"lasted for: one minute"

hayate helping shun outside of the cafe warms my heart SO MUCH

MIMA THINKING HE GAINED A NEPHEW IN SHUN I'M CRYING

"don't go anywhere with strangers" "do you think i'm five" SHUN PLEASE LET HIM BE FUSSY

hayate thinking "another thing in common with mima-san!" AND HIM BEING ALL WIDE-EYED AND SPARKLY ABOUT IT MY HEART

souma using sakura as his reference for the first tag design . . . and also using shun's absolutely ridiculously stupid adorable dog for the second one

hayate calling shun to tell him he's running late and going "yeah i lost my phone" and shun going " . . . how are you calling me right now"

KOUSUKE?? AN OLDER BROTHER?? SHUN HAS AN OLDER BROTHER?? HELLO?? LET HIM JOIN THE FOUND FAMILY KOKONE NATA I AM BEGGING

DOES SHUN READ FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST PLEASE THAT'S SO FUNNY

instead of actually doing the work shun would rather call up the actual author of the book he is supposed to read i love him

igarashi with a terrible sense of direction confirmed

"do you actually have a job" SHUN. SHUN YOU CALLED THIS MAN TO HELP YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.

god. shun is the ultimate teenager. kokone nata absolutely NAILED it. he hates being emotionally vulnerable. he makes the most unnecessary the most wild comments designed to stab you in the heart. he thinks all the adults are cool and have cool adult powers. but he's actually incredibly so kind and considerate and UGH i love shun

asami envisioning a future in which souma, hayate, mima, and igarashi are there to celebrate shun's birthday with them makes my heart so FULL

THOSE THREE PANELS OF HAYATE BEING THE MOST SOCIALLY AWKWARD I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM LOSING IT

shun calling an indirect kiss between two guys boring and igarashi going "oh so YOU want an indirect kiss with a girl??" and shun calling him stupid

igarashi is the older bro who mocks you and teases you and is absolutely petty to all hell and hayate is the older bro who gives you the last slice of pizza even if he's hungry and it has all his favorite toppings

"hayate . . . look this way" i'm. why did kokone nata write him like that genuinely WHAT i have so many questions

i think it's funny that momosaki got excited with souta about mima possibly going to the summer festival with a girl when in the last volume she wanted him to stay single and everyone's mima

EVERYONE'S FACES WHEN MIMA SMACKED IGARASHI THINKING IT WAS A MOSQUITO

igarashi and mima taking turns to pay for "the kids" you honestly cannot tell me they aren't a married domestic couple with three children

hayate you beautiful beautiful absolute disaster

no bc. kokone nata REALLY set up the funniest dynamic where hayate has a crush on BOTH people who are also like. latently pining for each other and it's so hilarious to watch play out

"i'm here because i was spurred on by one man" oh my GOD just ask for his hand in marriage already igarashi PLEASE

shun just straight up wearing his swim trunks from the beginning of the beach trip and bringing absolutely nothing else i love him so much

the word chain game is really interesting bc i'd love to know how it went in japanese honestly

HAYATE SAYING SOMETHING NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD BEFORE AND EVERYONE GOING "what the fuck is that"

SHUN WITH THE FULL CAP AND GOGGLES I'M YELLING

"i'm able to take action because someone else already has" souma just fucking. PERFECTLY summed up how people work

WHEN SOUMA IS ASKING SOUTA WHAT WAS MADE BY PEOPLE AND SOUTA HAVING TO LIE TO HIM THAT ICHIGO-CHAN AND RAMUNE-KUN FROM BEAR CUB LAND ARE IN FACT ALIVE AND NOT AT ALL FAKE

dude if we don't get an onizero appearance or onizero themed merch i will RIOT

mimarashi versus hayate and shun in volleyball is so cute and so funny especially when shun just straight up fucking tells them they suck

SOUMA LOSING CONFIDENCE AND THINKING HE'S TERRIBLE HURTS SO BADLY OH MY GOD

LOSING ALL OF MY SHIT AT THE PAGE WHERE SHUN TRIPS OVER HIM AND DOES A ROLL TO LAND ON HIS FEET

sorry i just. wait. i just. i need a minute. [deep breath]

SHUN YELLING AT SOUMA TO "GET UP" BOTH METAPHORICALLY AND LITERALLY AGAINST WHAT IS THE PRETTIEST BEACH BACKGROUND I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE OOOOOOOH MYYYYYY GOOOOD KOKONE NATA YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN

#I AM SO HAPPY #I AM HEALED #I #UGH #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #they are constantly encouraging and uplifting each other and i just hnnnggggg #cdd is really just a series that makes you feel like you can do anything #cool doji danshi #cdd #play it cool guys #picg #futami asami #futami shun #shiki souta #shiki souma #ichikura hayate #mima takayuki #igarashi motoharu #sou says stuff

22 notes · View notes

haacked · 7 months

Text

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it // @heroonlybyblood

breathes on my screen

Outside writing and video games, DnD is my lifelong love, honestly. My tiefling rogue is one of the first characters I ever got to roleplay, second only to a VtM character, so it definitely has a special place. Anything fantasy-related kind of does to some extent. And god, thinking about dropping Aiden into that kind of setting - I might have a couple thoughts.

To name a few:

HEAR ME OUT: Human rogue/artificer combo. I suppose it could be fighter/artificer, too, but I'm partial to rogues, and Aiden checks enough boxes to qualify, so I'm sticking with that. There's some flexibility that's essential for Aiden - on one hand, he could absolutely be a combat-oriented rogue. With the addition of gadgets and whatever else he makes, finds, or buys, on top of general experience and agility, he could be an absolutely lethal opponent. On the other hand, having him be a more typical, stealth-oriented rogue with heavy reliance on gadgetry could also be a possibility. Then there's the combination of both, so really, the possibilities are endless here when it comes to giving him a general "class".

ON THAT NOTE THOUGH, I had another thought: a battle mage of sorts, though his ability with magic is…limited. He doesn't have much as far as offensive spells go, at least not in the direct manner most would think of when they hear offensive magic. His is specialized in that it's mainly disruptive - interfering with counterspells, shattering wards and protective barriers, causing artificer gadgetry to fail and/or backfire, and things of that nature..

He's still a blade for hire, albeit one with some semblance of a conscience, which translates to, he won't accept every job thrown his way, regardless of what the promised pay is. On top of that, he probably plays a sort of Robin Hood-esque role - stealing from obviously rich patrons in taverns or markets to help the less fortunate (which...may end up being himself on occasion, depending on what sort of storm he has or hasn't dealt with, but overall, his heart is in the right place), on top of being a blade for hire.

He still has the trademark mask, but he's losing the hat. Everyone, take a moment of silence for this unfortunate, verse-specific loss.

Instead of stemming from the design on his now-missing hat, "The Fox" is a nickname given to the masked individual who continuously escapes even the most skilled guards around his hometown. Their best efforts can't seem to pin this guy down - he's quick, agile, and incredibly clever. Clearly, it's a moniker he has rightfully earned.

I would also like everyone to picture Aiden trying to walk through a busy market with two little kids trying to pull him two different directions. That is one thing that remains true across all verses; the loving, doting uncle part of him, the protective big brother part, the inconvenience them in any way and I'll fuck your shit up part of him. His methods for playing that part might change slightly to suit different verses, but the gist is the same.

Lena's death. The cause would undoubtedly change, as obviously in a fantasy verse, there is probably not going to be a car accident. Maybe it'd be something like, a mercenary's crossbow shot that missed its mark and hit her instead, or a blade meant only to threaten the little girl as a means to scare Aiden into doing whatever it was the wielder wanted him to do, but something went wrong, and…well, regardless of the how, it'd take that to push him into becoming more than just a thug; a halfway decent thug, sure, but still. You best believe he'll be willing to travel across the goddamn world twice, on foot, if it meant tracking the culprit down. And hey, he might even accept additional party members, if they prove themselves useful to his cause.

I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING SOME, but I did manage to remember these. Still don't know what happened and I am so sorry sldjfks. But, in any case, this was fun to think about, and I would absolutely love to a) iron out some concrete details instead of playing with what ifs and b) play around in a fantasy - high or low - verse a little. That kind of thing is my JAM

#heroonlybyblood #ooc tbt #ask tbt #[ thank you for this!! ]#[ i don't know what happened to the original ask. tumblr ate most of my reply lsdkjfsl ]

5 notes · View notes

tobiasdrake · 1 year

Text

Outer Wilds is a game that can never be experienced again after it's been played. It's a once-in-a-lifetime journey, which is why the OW community is so protective of spoilers.

Because I've completed the greatest video game ever made and can never truly play it again, I often find myself going back to it in the form of Let's Plays. Let's Plays allow me to re-experience the joy of discovery through the eyes of other people.

As a connoisseur of Outer Wilds Let's Plays, here's some of my favorite things. Spoilers ahead.

How did you die for the first time? You'd be surprised how many people don't even make it off of Timber Hearth and discover the secret "YOU DIED" ending before the game even takes off. They either jump in the geyser or decide to Fuck Around and Find Out with the ghost matter tutorial.

It's also fun to see how long it takes people to discover the supernova. Some people go through multiple supernovas before they ever understand what's happening. One LPer honestly believed the Interloper was homing in on whatever planet he was on like a seeker missile and that's what was killing him. Another figured it out before even leaving the museum; They read the supernova info and announced, "I am very alarmed that the game is giving me a tutorial about this."

You can tell a lot about how observant a player is going to be based on how long it takes them to a) notice the Orbital Probe Cannon directly in front of them when they wake up, and b) notice that it fires in a different direction with each loop.

There are two rites of passage for becoming an Outer Wilds interstellar traveler: "Solar Baptism" ie. first time falling into the sun and first time stepping out of your ship without a suit on.

One LPer once said, in belligerent confusion at Slate's shabby ship design, "You CANNOT go to space in a barrel full of lawn chair." Barrel full of lawn chair is now my favorite way of describing the ship.

Every player has one or two gameplay features they never discover and have to make do without. Signalscope zoom function and Scout Launcher Photo Mode are the most common. My favorite was a player that never discovered that the ship can launch a scout. She entered the Quantum Moon by accelerating to collision course, standing up from the cockpit, manually taking a photo with her handheld Scout Launcher, and then riding the ship down and crashing unbuckled like a fucking maniac. XD

The Quantum Moon is an absolute troll that likes to pop up and mock people when they don't know what it is, or when they're trying to figure out how to reach it.

There is nothing worse than accidentally falling ass-backwards into the Ash Twin Project core. I saw a player once discover the Ash Twin Project by complete accident within the first hour or so of play, because they were in a panic and just happened to do the right thing and the right time.

Watching the gears turn in people's heads is great. One of my absolute favorite moments for any player: "I did it! I made it to the Probe Tracking Module! And I got the coordinates! HOLY SHIT, I HAVE THE COORDINATES TO THE EYE OF THE UNIVERSE!!! ...I have absolutely no idea what I'm supposed to do with this."

Another favorite moment: "What do you MEAN, the Sun Station doesn't work!? It has to be what's blowing up the sun. ...what else could it be...?"

And let's not forget: "...oh god. Oh shit. ...I know where to get the Advanced Warp Core for the Vessel."

#outer wilds #outer wilds spoilers

15 notes · View notes

wherefore-whinnies · 1 year

Note

7. 8. 9. 10. 11 for the music ask game!!

ty for the ask and also the ask game my brain is definitely going at like 500 miles a minute after this. is this what people mean when they say brain light up

7. What's an OST that you heard a lot as a child?

man when I was a child we didn't yet have such newfangled things as "YouTube" and such so I couldn't simply play music on demand. I had to google the track and sort through hundreds of sketchy links and ultimately not find what I was looking for. or search it on freakin SHAREAZA that we used before limewire. when I wanted to save video game music I would open the game in an emulator and then open audacity and have it record from audio out or something and I would have to turn the volume really loud to make sure it was recorded at a nice volume and inevitably my computer would do something to make the audio stutter at some point so I would be stuck forever with a version of the track with small audio glitches. all this to say I guess I had some questionable quality tracks from PMD Red Rescue Team on my computer including one of the best ones ever Great Canyon. you love to hear it.

youtube

8. Share with us one of your all time faves!

ok in an effort to pick something that not everyone has heard a bunch of times before I will go with Battle of Eight Beat from Disgaea:

youtube

it's kind of simple I guess but it's also very nostalgic for me because I played this game the summer before I went to uni. I really really really like the part at 1:36, honestly it's what really makes the track for me and the whole reason I rate it as highly as I do. I mean the whole thing is pretty banger but that bit in particular is just 👌👌👌

9. What's a piece you could listen to on repeat?

LIKE ALL OF THEM??? HELLO??? am I not supposed to listen to music on repeat?!?! ok ok for a track that I always listen to on several loops, My Castle Town from Deltarune:

youtube

it is so pretty and relaxing. I started using it as my go-to piece to calm down from The Anxieties and Horrors after a time when something very loud and scary was happening at my house and my friend put My Castle Town on repeat on the music bot for me. it is very helpful!! highly recommend. unfortunately it doesn't help me fall asleep though but I play it on repeat a lot while trying to fall asleep anyway. heavily prefer the bits where it's just piano, the part that has another thing in the background are kind of distracting and unnecessary imo.

10. What's your favorite work with lyrics?

Lost in Thoughts All Alone is the actual answer but I already said that before. I listen to God-Shattering Star while suffering through a 150-second plank. I like Edge of Dawn too. I want to think of something more original but I'm not sure there is any, I tend to prefer not having lyrics in my video game music.

11. What's your favorite instrumental work?

I have absolutely no clue what is my favourite but for variety's sake I offer The End of a Thought from Tales of Symphonia:

youtube

I love this track so much I love the different variations on Kratos's motif and it is just so intense and cool. I actually got obsessed with this track and listened to it dozens of times before I ever actually got to the point in the game where it plays so when I got there I was kind of underwhelmed by how it sounded coming from my TV lol.

#thank you for the ask!!

3 notes · View notes

tsuki-sennin · 2 years

Text

Acho! Donbrothers, basically my weekly feeding of peach-flavored crack.

Speaking of peaches, we've been getting a fuckload of those lately, as thanks to a special deal we've gotten. Momoi Tarou will truly never leave me alone. What's gonna happen to me later?

Spoilers, I guess...

-"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, sorry man. No quitting for you."

-"No punching my companions. ...except for all those other times."

-Momoi's trying to be nice and it's killing him.

-Oh hey, Jirou~! Hello!

-I recently remembered, thanks to the fine folks over at Death Battle, that Sun Wukong ate every last peach of immortality in heaven.

-Sooooo... perhaps

-Momotani Jirou!

-Hang on a moment, Shuichi Saihara- I mean Shinichiro Shirakura- I mean, Shinichi Saruhara. This is supposed to be a nice moment with the new guy!

-:O

-HE THANKED US

-Character development~!

-Nah, Haruka, you've gotta get your positive reinforcement elsewhere. He's got a limit, you see.

-My man's throwing his own welcome party <3

-Ah, Ji-money's been promoted to the intro~!

-He's kinda brutal, yeah. Not unlike AbareKiller in his debut.

-Crashing the delivery job.

-He's learnin'!

-Oooooooh, that's a nice Bento.

-Monkey see, monkey do?

-Oh God, do people actually brush their teeth at work?

-Do what needs to be done and live up to full life consequences.

-Momotani Jirou.

-Well, his art-style's pretty nice.

-Kinda reminds me of early Dragon Ball, fittingly enough.

-BRUH

-Yabai

-"...dude, c'mon."

-Oh boy, Haiku time.

-Ehhhh, I can only have a little wasabi with each bite. I'm well accustomed to other kinds of spicy food, but I'm afraid it's a little beyond me.

"Like the moon over the day, my genius and brawn are lost on these fools." -Bowser Koopa, Super Mario RPG

-Oh god, office work.

-10 yen.

-My American brain saw a copper coin and thought that this man dropped a fucking penny on the paper. I was close, 10 yen is roughly 8 cents.

-OH MY GOD

-DUDE

-Oh, gamer. Is he perhaps our... Denji-ki?

-Idk what he's playing, the last fucking game I ever played was Megaranger.

-Of course, I'm kidding, the last game I ever played was Kamen Rider Chronicle before I swore off of video games altogether and became a mountain hermit with no internet.

-OH MY GOD THIS CHAT IS SO MEAN HJKJLKG

-Oooookay, that's a dinosaur.

-Seems like... Bakuryu-ki? Gamer rage is explosive after all.

-Tsubasaaaaaaa!

-Hi, Doggy!

-DOG FOOD

-DON'T EAT IT

-Shake?

-NO SHAKE

-Guess everybody hates the monkey dragon man.

-Oh fuck, it's Momoi.

-Oh fuck it's Sonoi.

-Nah man, I don't wanna fight you.

-Oh, goddammit Inoue, not now.

-He don't wanna talk about it.

-Good enough for me then. He gay.

-Inoue always writes the most unintentionally amazing gay ships ever. I don't know how he does it.

-Ooooooooooooooh, Tsuyoshi...!

-:(

-Miho-san :)

-Ich...

-ICHIBAN-KAI?!

-Holy shit, not offbeat even once.

-"You're another one of my funny sidekicks!"

-OHHHHHHH

-Oh fuck

-Oh my god.

-He's become edgy.

-Jesus Christ

-OHHHHH GOD

-Holy shit, his throwing arm.

-HE STOLE HER SHADES

-HE GOT THE MONKEY MAN

-Man

-Is this where Kagerou went?

-Gamer Dino Go!

-Sooooo... he spaced out his story telling that much?

-God, dude.

-Greatest Superhero of All Time

-Kinda giving me Lord Drakkon vibes, ngl.

-Wow, Tarou's gotten very nice.

-Tsuyoshi! :D

-Get his ass!

-SMACK

-Goddamn, girl!

-So, he doesn't remember?

-Huh... that's... a lot of questions unanswered.

-Hot damn!

-He's doin' the Alter Change thing!

-Is that?

-Holy shit, it is!

-...actually, come to think of it, this guy might be a Kyoryu-ki. Bakuryu-ki seems a bit obvious. God, idk man, dinosaurs might as well have never gone extinct at all.

-Hey, dog dude!

-Guess Don Dragoku doesn't get beeg.

-Oh!

-Kyoryu-ki. That's our Dragon Ranger.

-...god. I know this sounds weird for an American, but I'm more familiar with Super Sentai than I am with Power Rangers. As such, I'm always amazed whenever I see that the OGs, stock footage and Saved by the Bell antics and all, were just... Red Ranger, Yellow Ranger, Blue Ranger. Not even with their designated prehistoric animals, just colors. So weird, huh? ...speaking of PR, I really wanna try to get back into Dino Fury, that shit slaps and heals my soul. Gay heals.

-You're a pain in the ass, Momotani Jirou. You fit right in~!

-He's sorry! It's progress!

-Oooooooooh, shit.

-Natsumiho. ...that was pretty quick, all things considered.

-Ayyyyyy, more Avatar Change action! I missed that!

-"Oh, Tsuki seems like he's forgotten our Senpai Sentai. Let's make him excited by showing him Burai's suit!"

-Well guess what, Inoue, it fuckin' worked!

#don! don! it's a full force peachy festival!#donbrothers spoilers #avataro sentai donbrothers #donbrothers #super sentai #taro tuesday

10 notes · View notes

softboi97 · 2 years

Text

Gods I really am pathetic. I stopped working, stopped being responsible for myself almost 3 years ago, and moved back with my parents in an attempt to give myself time to work on my mental health. Things have not improved at all. In fact, I think my mental state is worse than it has ever been before. I'm essentially at a point where I am completely unable to work, go to school, provide for myself in any way, or make meaningful connections. I live my life in black and white. A couple months ago, I was reminded what color felt like, just for it to be snatched away faster than it appeared. I'm left with nothing.

My family says they care, but in my attempts to please them and keep their worries at rest, I've grown to resent them more than I love them. Any true close friends I had have long since drifted away from me, and now I'm stuck with the only people willing to put up with me for longer than 5 minutes at a time. They're nice and all, but nobody gets me. Nobody actually wants me. Nobody appreciates me.

I have no aspirations. I've dreamt of love, but I honestly doubt I'll ever find it. I'm not stable enough to maintain a healthy relationship. To prepare myself for a real connection like that, I'd need to improve myself, but I have no idea how to get better. How am I supposed to deny my nature? How am I supposed to be happy in a world that tries its best to snuff out any spark of joy that arises?

I don't WANT anything. I try to keep myself hopeful and keep my sights on the future. I try to look forward to things. I just don't feel excitement anymore. The closest I get to excited is a mild desire to play a new video game. But with no way to make an income, I'm unable to get my hands on them. So I just sit in my room alone with more broken dreams piling up every day.

So what keeps me from ending it all? I have a cat. Yes, a cat. He is my baby. He is all I truly cherish anymore. The thought of him being confused and sad upon finding my corpse, or when I never come back home, breaks my heart more than the rest of this painful world does. So I stay. I endure it all for him. A small orange thread connecting my soul to this realm. The last thing for me to hold on to.

And here I am, some random, needy Tumblr blog. I made it to explore my interest in gfd. I think maybe since I have absolutely no direction in life, I wanted a mommy domme to take care of me and help steer me in the right direction. But who would want to take care of a hopeless basket case like me? Nobody is going to love me. Nobody is going to care.

Even you, reading this far into a random post that intrigued you for whatever reason. You don't actually care. You might pity me for feeling down on myself. You might wish that you could show me a spark of happiness to give me some hope. But you don't really care. You don't know me. You can scroll right past this, and your life won't change one bit.

How do I know? Because I've posted plenty, I've reblogged plenty, I've interacted with plenty of people. My pinned post practically begs people to reach out to me, and yet here I am with empty DMs. I guess you could call this a cry for help. One more desperate attempt to see if anyone could possibly care.

What's going to happen to this post? Maybe a few of my followers and mutuals will see it. I doubt more than one of them will read the entire thing. Maybe some will relate to the sad beginning because they struggle with depression too. I might get a like or two, but this post will inevitably get swept under the rug, ignored and forgotten. Just another instance of nobody caring enough to even try to help.

I've been so starved of companionship for years now. I haven't had any form of romantic connection in literal years. My best friends all dispersed and have their own lives, and don't have time to stoop back down to my level to try and lift me up with them.

Everyone says it gets better. Everyone says so. So why has it only gotten worse for me? Why has nothing improved in the slightest? Why have I held on to hope for this long? Why won't somebody, anybody, reach out to me and love me?

I believe I was made for a different world. A fantasy world, a sci-fi world, a post apocalyptic world, someplace where my heart's wings could spread out and find freedom. My soul dreams of soaring in the skies, discovering untold secrets, being a hero, being adored. In this reality, things like that are considered nothing but a child's immature dream. A falsehood of wonder that they will lose when they realize what an awful place this world really is.

Somebody prove to me that it isn't all for naught. Show me something that makes me believe that this world might actually have some worth to it. I'm begging you. I'm pleading with any gods listening. Whatever cosmic beings of the universe might grant a poor lost soul his one wish. Give me a sign at least. Show me I haven't been holding on and suffering for nothing. And if it's not going to get better, then please, for the love of everything pure, just end me already. I'm so tired. Tired of trying. Tired of being. Tired of existing. Please.

#unloved #depressed #personality disorders #this world sucks #end me #please just make it stop #help #someone help #please #im so tired #i have no future #i want it to stop #help me

1 note · View note

entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys · 2 years

Text

Video games are worthless

Video games are nothing more than a distraction with false achievements and different pain ever losing a video game over and over again and go crazy or something that only exist on a screen and let me put pixels and is not real

Ever see how people get upset with video games and just to achieve nothing they're obsessed over a fantasy video games in a way are kind of like normalized schizophrenia

It is a disconnect from reality and that ultimately to a degree is kind of okay you can stretch that but to complete disconnect it's madness

Video game serve as a way to torture us while we accept the pain being beaten in a video game puts false shame on the people that make them think that they are inferior

When in reality video games are extremely limited in what is quote on quote "Real" !

I don't believe video games cause real world violence because of the guns look at thinking of all the movies of which shooting people shooting in them and blood and gore video games are not nearly as realistic as movies are I've seen good graphics and trust me I seem Mortal Kombat 11

Video games are stupid they're supposed to be a way to make you happy they're either painfully too hard or extremely boring

An example is for two heart is the soul series like Dark Souls 1 2 and 3 or Demon Souls !

Or the crash bandicoot series

Oh they're ridiculously easy like a Kirby game

And all the ones in between are just stupid silly boring uninteresting and I'm sorry to use harsh words but everything retarded

I'm sorry I didn't come into the post saying where we're going to get rid of video games because they're stupid

Online competition show no skill you're not really Shooting a real gun you're just using a Cyber projectile there's no wind involved there's no real problematic there's no thinking skills and yes I don't like the idea of people getting better at murdering each other, even if it's just a video game

Like think of Call of Duty what is the skill I'm better at killing you than you're better at killing me ?

I know I understand it it seen as just good fun but that's how they mask this

The ideas of killing someone and normalizing the idea of kills is demonic

And trust me I would know for I am a demon I understand the Dark World in which I come from or came from

That's not the point

The point is that I hate video games and I'll just admit it I hate them now I have played at least over a hundred video games probably 300 per console

I'm an absolute loser who had no friends played video games and just got into my own topic I never got any friends I never had any friends growing up I just had the video game

There were a few that were effing amazing and I love them but only a few

I will display the video games in my next post that I absolutely loved they are best described as sacred treasures to me

But the vast majority of the video games I played I did not like

I do not understand why we consider being good at murder online is a skill also FUK fortnite !

I also intensely hate Mortal Kombat ( And, God of War, it's Sacrilegious ) I just Can't understand why that level of violence should be celebrated I don't understand well why beating the living Shit out of someone else better than they can beat you makes you a better person

Here's an idea what if pedophilia was normalized in video games ? has I gone too far what if it was instead of that it was little kids going around murdering each other ?

And it was ultra realistic graphics, how would that make you feel would it make you feel a little uncomfortable ?

. . .

Video games are stupid

one of the games that I liked that was somewhat hard but I liked it cuz they try to be a good story with a game called Banjo-Kazooie

Another game I like that was skill based was the game called phantom dust this game is now Dead online !

One of the other games I love intensely was the video game called Mega Man legends ! 1 & 2 !!!

I know the game I like but was very hard a time with the video game called Pixmin !

There are quite a few last one I wanted to let you know is called Metroid prime echoes 2

That game was religious to me it was for some reason an extremely spiritual experience that the only video game that did that to me though

The whole game was an extremely extremely spiritual experience for me

The light the dark and the bug people it was I had to come to remind myself this is a video game made by Nintendo but it was holy to me even though it was just a video game it was I couldn't stop having a religious experience

😐

So even though I said video games are stupid I don't ultimately hate video games if I did why would I play 300 video games per console how did I get that high ?

!!! GameFly !!!

Also I used to spend all my money on video games but then eventually got tired of that I just kept renting them all

I played hundreds of games and then it started from the Super Nintendo to the end Nintendo 64

All the way to all the PlayStation consoles I failed on the Xbox I didn't get that many games on the Xbox I played the living Shit I Halo 2 though !

I played that intensely day in and day out I was up all night playing that when was out and I kept missing school and kept losing sleep and I was up all night trying to get kills and trying to show how good I am and I kept figuring out wondering why is that all my skill and progress didn't give me anything in the real world ?

If you win the game you get nothing if you lose the game you get nothing it doesn't make any sense it just seems like the obsession of video game is an insanity ?b

It's like everybody's playing virtual pretend and no one gets anything you're all playing for pretend, it's all pretend !

And so I thought I'd let you know that I really think video games are dumb now I think they're used as a psychological weapon against people so they can hurt themselves like obsessing over the video game Dark Souls and then hurting yourself or elder ring !

All this hard work for something that doesn't matter you got you train your brain really good to get good at Mortal Kombat I don't care which one !

And how is that transition into real life you cannot press a button and kick someone's ass with that

Your gamer skill did nothing more than really poison your brain

Because the skillet pressing buttons got you nowhere in life and you don't even know how to fight a real person I don't even like the idea of doing that I like the idea of trying to figure out how to diffuse the situation and turn an enemy into a friend but that's not possible with absolutely everyone

You got a pack of angry wolves at you they're just hungry most evil comes that comes from animals comes out of desperation of hunger

Or Fear

So I wanted to let you know that

I think video games are a curse on the society

To a greater extent I don't believe that they're evil but I believe they've been made evil

I special don't like how video games have Ultra normalized murder

I know it's going to sound stupid but I want you kind of get the idea of like imagine if rape was normalized and if you do game

Imagine any sick disgusting thing besides murder because murder is not good murders evil murders a dark thing I'm sorry but it's dark

Animals cry when their own people die you kill a wolf they'll how the other wolves will how you kill an elephant they're going to scream and sorrow you kill a champ all the other chimps get around and cry they literally cry

Animals know when one of their own kind has died and they're sad about it most of them

If you kill a snake another snakes are going to come by and cry is probably going to eat the body it doesn't care

😐

Most animals don't want their own kind to die

😐

Anyway I know I made a super long post about video games being total Bullshit Now !

I just wanted to let you know that I want people to wake up to the whole video game problem

And don't even get me started on games that are gotcha games are mobile games or games that want you to pay unlimited amount of money to get unlimited money junk you won't actually need virtual items should not cost so much effing money !

😡

I got your games really pissed me off they really do you're paying all this money for a virtual item for something you can't even hold in the real world

! You're paying real money for fake stuff that should be illegal !

Let's not forget about the DLC if not forget about how game companies will cut their game in half and make you pay full pressure half the game but pay even more for the other half the game doubling the price of a game

And please don't forget that it's called a game for a Reason

You're supposed to go into this imaginary world and have fun but I haven't had fun in a video game over 10 years

😡

Nothing but sorrow pain misery and a waste of time but you keep doing it cuz it is a distraction from your life if either suffer the pain of boredom or the pain of the video game but either way in America there's no way to escape pain !

#video game #gaming #video games #Hell #Horror

0 notes

3rensgf · 3 years

Text

stupid/annoying, but endearing, things they do in a relationship eren, armin, jean, connie, erwin, levi, reiner, bertholdt, porco, zeke, colt, hanji, mikasa, sasha, annie, pieck

word count: 2.3k

warnings: one mention of sex in erens, reader uses makeup in jeans, mentions of injuries and dilf!reiner in reiners

notes: this is a gn!reader. there are mentions of makeup being used, but i feel like any gender can use makeup. it's not even anything serious like a beat face. just some lip gloss n mascara. chapstick too but thats not makeup. it's just one line, so you can skip over it if you would like to!

✩ eren bites you. its not even in a sexual way, he just likes to bite. they’re like a second form of kissing to him. you could be chilling together on the couch watching a movie, and he’ll just chomp on your shoulder. even when you were trying to focus on something, he swings by, bites then leaves. eren has no shame, so he does it in front of your friends too. you could be having a normal conversation with mikasa and he’ll just bite you, then the two of you carry on as if it was normal. it’s not normal. but you love it. sometimes you bite him back too. but only in private.

✩ armin gives you random things he finds. armin likes to go out and explore, with or without you. when he comes back after an adventure you opted out of, he always has something for you he found. a rock, a seashell or a cool flower are just some of the things he gets for you. if he can’t find something, he finds a gift shop to get you something instead, saying, “well, (y/n), i did find it in the gift shop.” he always looks so proud giving it to you, rambling about the story of how he found your gift. you have a small box tucked away with all the treasures he gives you.

✩ jean steals your things. whenever he comes over, he likes to mooch off your possessions. if he’s spending the night at your place and needs a shower, he’s using your shampoo, conditioner and body wash. if his lips are chapped, he swipes your lip balm to use on himself. one time you even walked in on him trying your mascara and lip gloss. another time he had your clothes on his giant frame. but he always replaces whatever he uses, venmoing you within the next few days with some cash and a sorry note. “sorry for using ur lip balm baby, buy some more <3” with $20 attached to it. you tell him that lip balm doesn’t even cost that much, but he tells you to treat yourself to lunch with the extra money.

✩ connie makes plans without letting you know beforehand. at 3am, you are woken up by an influx of messages and calls from your boyfriend. in your sleepy state you go to answer him, only to be told to get dressed and come out. he’s right outside of your house and hungry. you remind him it’s very early in the morning and you both have class. “but i’m hungry and craving burgers,” he repeats. you have no choice to get in the car with him. this can happen throughout the day, not just early in the morning. one time he whisked you away in the middle of your online class because he didn’t tell you he bought tickets to a movie showing in 30 minutes. the memories you share on these spontaneous dates are always your favorite ones with him.

✩ erwin buys you whatever you like in bulk. it’s not even an exaggeration when you say bulk. you mention one thing to him, and the next day there are boxes upon boxes sitting on your kitchen counter. “these oranges taste pretty good,” you mumble to yourself as you peel your 2nd one. erwins sharp ears hear this, and first thing in the morning he’s off to buy multiple bags of your supposed favorite oranges. it takes you days, sometimes weeks, to finish whatever he decided to buy you. you always tell him he doesn’t need to buy so much, but he never listens. though, you always appreciate how attentive he is to your likes and dislikes.

✩ levi cleans up for you and ruins your organization. it’s always a blessing when someone else decides to take on the burden of cleaning for you, and you thought you hit the jackpot with a boyfriend who loved to clean, clean, clean. but it could get annoying when you suddenly couldn’t find anything you placed anywhere. if you’re anything like me, you’re messy but organized. you know where things are. when levi comes to clean, he places things where he thinks they should go. you’re sent on a wild goose chase looking for your pencil case, only for it to be in a completely different drawer than the one you usually kept it in. despite this behavior, it’s always nice to come home from a long day from school to see your desk organized. what was once a mess of papers and other supplies have been filed into their correct places, the table wiped down from any lingering coffee stains and your supplies being organized in a way so you knew where everything was. sometimes there’d be a plate of fruit with the note, “good luck on your exams,” written in your boyfriends neat writing beside it.

✩ reiner coddles you too much. whenever you express any sort of discomfort, reiner is always rushing to your side. “are you hurt? do you need medical attention? how many fingers am i holding up?” he asks, checking you for any cuts or bruises. thank you, honey, but i’m fine. just bumped into the counter. despite that, he’s dragging you over to the bathroom to fix up your imaginary injuries. you always find it a bit much when you’re fine. it’s during the times where you’re actually hurt where you learn to appreciate it. he’s so gentle cleaning your cuts, kissing them softly once they’re dressed. you wonder if he’d be like that with your future children.

✩ bertholdt is too nervous around you. it’s been years since the two of you got together, and he still refuses to make eye contact with you. his hands get sweaty and shake when you attempt to hold his hand. he always stumbles over his words when speaking to you as he tries to find the right words to say. he even blushes when he introduces you to other people as his significant other! you remind bertholdt over and over again that he doesn’t need to be so shy around you. but you cant help but coo over him showing up for your date, flustered mess and thrusting flowers into your hand. “they reminded me of you,” he said quietly, refusing to meet your eyes. you giggle and press a kiss to his hot cheeks.

✩ porco is too cocky for his own good. he’s always parading around the house, boasting about his latest achievements. he beat colt in a video game colt was a supposed god in. he can throw a baseball farther than zeke. he can run faster than pieck. if he’s taller than you, he's always making fun of you for being shorter than him. if you’re taller, you’re not exempt from his wrath either. he’s boasting about how he’s perfect height to not hit his head on doorways. he never goes as far as to hurt your feelings, always knowing when to stop. though he has a big ego, he would let it crash and burn just to see you smile after beating him at smash bros. you laugh and taunt him, happy you beat him in one thing. he doesn’t mind, instead watching you with a soft smile on his lips and love in his eyes.

✩ zeke forces you to work out with him. and it’s not like in the afternoon to help you stretch out. it’s not light yoga or a couple minutes on the treadmill. no, this man wakes you up at ass crack in the morning to take you on a 5 mile hiking trip. you barely have any time to register what is happening around you before you’re already standing at the start of the trail with your gear. “come on! we can’t slack off!” he says, clapping his hands together. the sun is beating down on you and your feet hurt, but this man doesn’t let you stop for a break. “we’re almost there,” he says. your complaining goes out the window when he shows you the view at the top. its one of the most beautiful things you’ve ever seen. hiking up long ass trails to see beautiful views with your boyfriend was so worth it in the end.

✩ colt accidentally turns your dates into babysitting sessions. you show up at his house with the promise of a good time, only to be met with a guilty looking colt and his little brother falco behind him. “sorry,” he says sheepishly, “gabi got sick with the cold, so i couldn’t drop him off there. i hope you don’t mind him staying.” you hide your disappointment behind a wide smile, nodding enthusiastically as to not hurt either of their feelings. you just wanted to spend some alone time with your boyfriend, and it would have to wait. hanging out with falco wasn’t actually that bad. the three of you had an amazing time together, watching tv, playing games and even baking together. if you hate kids, you can’t bring yourself to hate falco; he’s just the sweetest boy you’ve ever met. you and falco are already asking colt when the three of you can hang out again when you have to go back home.

✩ hanji is always talking. you don’t discourage them from talking about their interests. they’re very passionate about the things they love, and can’t help talking about them. its like the scene where hanji kept eren up all night talking about titans. when you’re trying to focus on something or go to sleep, hanji is just yapping away. you’re honestly amazed at their ability to never run out of things to say about the most mundane things. hell, one time they talked for an hour and a half about a building color they saw when they were out one day. but hanji just looked so happy when talking. their face would break out into a huge grin, and their arms would fly around as they told their story. it was too cute for you to tell them to stop.

✩ mikasa hovers too much. every corner you turn, every place you go to, mikasa is following. she claims she’s not clingy, but in reality she is. it’s like a cat who hates affection, but needs to be in the same room as you at all times. you don’t mind her following you into the bedroom or living room or kitchen. you had to draw a line when she tried to follow you into the bathroom. even when you’re out, she’s always following you around. you tell her it’s okay to break off from you and spend some time by herself, but she always shakes her head and follows you to your next destination. you’re always grateful for her hovering when a group of drunk people try hitting on you, whistling and telling you they’ll give you a good time. but one look at your girlfriend who showed up from out of nowhere, and they’re running away with their tails between their legs.

✩ sasha eats your food. she can’t help it. she likes to snack. she’s always hungry. and you get that. to stop things like this from happening, you have separate places to keep your food. just so sasha and you have your favorite snacks and takeout separated. you respect the rule, but your girlfriend seems to lose her reading skills when hungry, one too many times you have walked in on her with her hand deep into a bag of your chips, something you’ve been waiting to eat all week when you were supposed to watch that new horror movie on netflix with her. you huff and puff and retreat to your bedroom. sasha comes back after a few hours, looking upset with tons and tons of snacks in her arms. “i’m sorry i ate your chips,” she frowns. she sets down all the food she got on your bed. “i got all these snacks you liked as an apology. and 3 bags of your favorite chips.” you could never stay mad at her cute face.

✩ annie complains about spending time with you. “i like my alone time,” she says, brushing you off when you asked why she didn’t want to watch a movie with you. some people were introverted, preferring to spend time by themselves rather than with someone else. you were like that too; you had your moments where you didn’t feel like being around your girlfriend. but it became an annoying problem when she constantly shot down your attempts to hang out with you. when she finally agrees, she’s always finding something to complain about. but during important dates or when you’re not in the best mood, she’s always the first to remind you or initiate a hang out/date. she shuts her mouth and enjoys her time with you, not one criticism or groan leaving her lips. she would never admit it, but being around you made her so happy.

✩ pieck is always sleeping. you have to wait a few hours to get a text or call back from pieck because she’s always dozing off somewhere. “sorry sweets,” she yawns into the mic, “was taking a nap. need something?” good luck trying to reach your girlfriend during an emergency. when you come home with takeout for dinner because neither of you wanted to cook, she’s sleeping at the dinner table. when you’re watching a movie she wanted to watch, she’s snoring away, curled up at the end of the couch. during lectures you share together, she has her head in her arms and has the audacity to ask you for your notes in the end. and it’s not like she’s not getting enough sleep, no. she gets her recommended 8 hours of sleep and then some. it’s nice to have a sleepy girlfriend, though, when you’re dead tired from living. you drag your feet into the bedroom to see her about to take her nth nap for the day. she notices your zombie-like state and opens up her arms for you. the two of you cuddle and nap together, sleeping the stress away.

taglist - @liaxxx109 , @prxttyguardian , @jeansbabycake

if you would like to be added to my taglist, submit a form HERE!

2K notes · View notes