#get fished idiot

[berylshores]

You wouldn’t HUG a FISH?!

#get fished idiot #what am I saying #mer au #fishposting #art #beryl shores #fnaf sun #dca fandom #dca au #fnaf mer au #fnaf mermay #fnaf mermaid au #dca fanart #dca mer au

[roachsideblog]

Guys look at this chunky tadpole i found the other day!

The lil critter is fine, we put it right back home <3 this stream was great, though--there were a FUCKLOAD of salamanders. EVERY WHERE WE LOOKED. THERE WAS AT LEAST 1 OR 2.

Also some MASSIVE cranefly larva (look those squishy bastards up if you like gross bugs)

#not cod #fishposting #get fished idiot

[1071png]

Mihawk's gone from babysitting Zoro and Perona to babysitting Crocodile and Buggy

#op #one piece #cross guild #dracule mihawk #crocodile #buggy the clown #fanart #buggy in the water: mihawk save mee waaa #crocodile: * laughing* look at this idiot * tries to fish him out with his hook * *gets dragged into the water* #crocodile: ...save me mihawk

[hellsitegenetics]

Hello! Love your blog! I’ve come to ask for a certain animal: one such that might occur scurrying in forests, or  gamboling in tree tops. Little victorious carnivores, precocious dancers too!

String identified: ! g! ’ c t a a cta aa: c tat gt cc cg t, gag t t. tt ct ca, cc ac t!

Closest match: Sepia lycidas genome assembly, chromosome: 35 Common name: Kisslip cuttlefish

#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #origami-trust #kisslip cuttlefish #fish #cuttlefish #cephalopods #ocean #no. get cuttlefished idiot

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

come get yer Laughin'stock! get it hot off the press! free Laughin'stock right here!

#biting and ripping and tearing and maiming and wailing and sobbing and flopping around like a dying fish #Thank You to this round of requesters! banger ideas the lot of you! #this lil 'excersize' made my night a lot better <3 #all of these were so much fun to do #the tango one and the winter one especially! #if you dont see yours here have Patience! #im not done! #scribble salad #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #ive actually thought soooo much about them getting married and how they'd go about it #and each time i come to the same conclusion #on the day of. like ten minutes before theyre supposed to walk down the aisle #howdy bursts into wherever barnaby is waiting and is like 'this is a hassle - lets skip this show' #and barnaby is all I Thought You'd Never Ask <3 #so they straight up run away from their own wedding. hand in hand and laughing like idiots #exchanging rings in the woods and sneaking things from the bodega for a picnic #in a more modern setting i imagine theyd just sign marriage paperwork at a courthouse #and then go to the nearest high-rated cheap diner #hard cut to everyone at the venue like 'where the fuck are they???' #finally frank notices that the ring pillow wally is holding is devoid of rings. where did they go. shrug #actually in a modern setting i think theyd skip the actual wedding altogether #too much money + too much effort #the store closes for a few days and then they show up on monday with rings nbd

[honnelander]

How did Sanji and reader meet the first time? What did they think of each other at first impression 👀?

hmm interesting question! i feel like it would go a little something like this (in my main "mutual pining" series):

You had originally joined the crew back in the beginning with Luffy, Nami, and Zoro when they were going up against Buggy. Since helping them slice that clown pirate down to size, you were a straw hat.

You never particularly had a dream of your own or knew where you wanted to be, but once you met Luffy and his endless optimism and kindness?? You knew it then: you had found your people.

So when did you meet Sanji? At the same time as everyone else, at the Baratie.

After Nami slipped the host some berry to get your crew a table, you all made your way down to the main dining area. Watching Zoro struggle to slide into the booth because of his swords was practically the funniest thing you've ever seen so you couldn't help the laughter that came out of you and in turn, that made the rest of the straw-hats all join you in poking fun at Zoro and laugh your asses off (much to Zoro's chagrin).

"Fuck you guys," Zoro muttered as he gave each member of the crew their own personal death glare.

When the swordsman locked eyes with you for your own personal Zoro Death Glare, you couldn't help but laugh louder.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, everyone's favorite blonde-haired chef was busy making the infamous bluefin tuna special that led to him getting kicked out to wait tables that particular night.

As Sanji put the final touches on his off-the-menu special, wiped the edges of the plate clean, and confidently strode to the front of the line, all while bantering with Patty, he felt on top of the world.

Until Zeff crapped all over his dish and kicked him off the line.

"Fucking old man," Sanji snarled under his breath as he pushed the kitchen doors to the dining room a little more harsh than necessary.

As he walked into the dining room, slinging his suit blazer over his shoulders, he was fuming...until he heard a loud chorus of laughter come from his right. He looked up in curiosity as he buttoned his blazer in the little alcove next to the kitchen and scanned the dining room. Baratie was a more upscale, fine dining experience (especially for pirates), so for a table of guests to laugh as loud as he was hearing was certainly new to the cook. Whoever they were, they definitely must not be from around here.

His blue eyes immediately went to the table nearest to him, table eight, where he had his eyes set on the pretty blonde woman earlier in the night in hopes that she was the one laughing loudly but, no she wasn't. When he took the plate of pastries and took a few steps into the dining room, he heard the laughter towards his right and immediately looked that way with a cool gaze.

And the sight he was met with nearly took his breath away. At table ten, he saw the most gorgeous woman he'd ever seen: you. There you were, sitting there at the table, laughing your ass off at the green-haired guy next to you, laughing so hard you were hitting the table with your fist, not a care in the world. It looked like everyone else at your table was laughing along with you, all except for mosshead (a stick in the mud, Sanji thought with a scoff).

Only one thought occupied his mind now, not Zeff, not the bluefin special, not being kicked out of the kitchen, just: you. You and your infectious laugh.

Everything after that happened in a blur. The two pirates at table eight both stood up enraged, yelling insults back and forth along with threats to kill each other, ripping Sanji's attention away from you and pissing him off all over again.

Could anything go right today?

Once he kicked those two pirates unconscious, he then smoothed out his suit jacket, let out a small exhale of satisfaction, and picked up the plate of pastries again. As he strode over to your table, he put on his most charming smile and placed the pastry plate right down on your table like nothing had just happened.

And to be fair? Pirates fighting did happen all the time, that was just another typical Tuesday night at the Baratie.

But meeting you? That was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and he'd do anything to hear you laugh and see your gorgeous smile light up that pretty face of yours again.

He stared right at you as he said, "Good evening, and welcome to our shitty little restaurant: the Baratie."

At his tone and choice of words, you couldn't help but look at your extremely attractive waiter in surprise and confusion and let out a surprised laugh. Didn't he work here?

He kept going though but his charming smile only widened at hearing your laugh, his smile reaching his eyes as he said, "My name is Sanji. What can I get for you?"

And in that moment, without the other person's knowledge, you were smitten with each other.

Taglist: @smolracoon25

#sanji #sanji x reader #asks #sanji x y/n #opla!sanji x reader #opla!sanji #idiots in love series #friends to lovers #mutual pining #thank you for this ask anon! #i had fun writing it #i literally can't get enough of them #this is the most productive i've been in days #once again i get carried away #go fish! au #blurbs

[deadpanwalking]

#“you are not immune to propaganda” problem is some of you have absolutely no fucking immune system

thank you! i'm so sick of being nice about this particular thing. this webbed site is so invested in telling people it's okay if they fall for a little blood libel as a treat

I feel like I'm going insane. That post was well-intentioned and I hope it reaches people who need to see it, but the fact that OP and their friends hung out with fascists for hours before they began to suspect something was off is absolutely fucking wild to me—the dogwhistles wouldn't have even registered if they hadn't walked past a literal synagogue, and they only picked up on those because they recognized the rhetoric as things the Klansmen in their family would say. OP is in their 30s, btw—that level of credulity in an adult is objectively horrifying! If I truly believed every gentile leftist were that susceptible, I'd fucking kill myself.

#the nazis don't fish for white able-bodied people...have you seen the average nazi? lol #they fish for pre-packaged idiots who are too insecure to question orders #people like OP will get taken in and be like oh we ALL got radicalized but that's just not true #(yes‚ i know they didn't technically get taken in but this andcdote is told as a “near miss” when the fact is that it was a palpable hit) #anonymous #assbox #i do think these people should be swept out of any organized activist group along with the dirt they tracked inside #i do think that critical thinking should be the price of admission to activist spaces

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

Does MerKiller like cool and shiny thingamabobs? I have plenty of cool and shiny thingamabobs and he can have them all.

Also, how are Dust and Horror in the Mer AU? :0 They can also have thingamabobs. As a treat.

Killer: oooo

Thing Horror Is Eating: very big burger

Nightmare In Killer's Imagination: pat pat

Killer In Nightmare's Imagination: chomp

Bonus Comic: also

#killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #nightmare sans #mermaid au #trans led lights #blood #fish #food #get shitty visioned AND colourblinded idiot(s) (Killer and Dust) #despite being experienced in human catching Horror doesn't eat humans #speaking of eating it's funny that anons are safe until Horror realises they're not human #and visa versa for Killer #might make a chart for the different types of mermaids at some point #docks in the mermaid au are bent at the ends because merfolk like climbing up them and their weight makes the wood/metal bend over time #or immediately in some cases #i sure hope nightmare doesn’t fall in at some point or anything #queue

[luriart]

I read "The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish" and I had to get these out of my system

#the disabled tyrant's beloved pet fish #disabled tyrant's pet palm fish #mu tianchi #li yu #xiaoyu #doodle #my art #I still need to read the rest of the series but maybe I'll read the fantranslation while waiting for the rest of the books #for now u get this shitpost tho #also is there a short name for this series??? like the tgcf and mdzs and erha etc for this series??? #is it just beloved pet fish??? #dtbpf is that what u want from me???? #anyway I look forward to seeing these idiots fall in love #maybe I'll do more serious art of them later

[esoomris]

fun thing about dredge is like. the familiarity of the unknown. like sure the various Horrors are scary when you first encounter them, but soon enough you learn where they are and how to avoid them and like, sure they’re dangerous and sure you don’t fully comprehend them but like. give them a wide berth you’ll probably be fine. which is exactly the mindset that any person who was hired to go fishing for a living in the eldritch nightmare town would end up in. yeah the anglerfish have come up to the surface and their lures are clearly designed for me but like. i’ve got bills.

#dredge #i went from being scared of the big cliffs monster to exclusively referring to it as ''this fucker'' in like. 2 in-game weeks #forreal tho this game has some real incredible gut-drop moments #like the aforementioned anglerfish and also the bit where the science lady tells you there's a creature in the middle of the coral reef #and you look down and see its fuckin tendrils and are like. oh. oh fuck you're way bigger than the other guy #but like you get used to it all in a way that kinda adds to the immersion #i can picture my fisherman on his little boat muttering to himself all the same thing i mutter to myself during gameplay #''fucking snitch fish calling their damn mom on me. get boiled idiots'' - he would fucking say that #Moose Talks

[moeblob]

Asmodeus♡ is my new farmer and his farm is literally named "The Damned" and he's super stupid and signed up to farm and commit murder in the mines. He somehow is a fisherman. He's not happy about it. Also, the heart is truly in his name. That's him, your honor. Asmodeus♡.

(it's even funnier when that's how it shows up in the pause menu, the heart outline. and yet. when people address him. it's Asmodeus♥ with a pink filled heart. Everyone looks like they're down bad for him while telling him to go away.)

#stardew valley #sdv haley #farmer asmodeus♡ #rest in peace dude youre an idiot who somehow is doing very poorly in life except your fishing level #follow up to the haley comic was supposed to be her and emily talking and emily bringing up how weird it was to have to say #the town crops mostly come from The Damned Farm and haley just whatst ??? #and so emily explains that's what he named his farm and haley just #well i guess with the whole town needing therapy why not get one more for the therapy pile

[the-thing-of-worms]

This is a tripod fish, he uses elongated fins to stand on the sea floor, like a dumbass.

Credit to: @fishyfishyfishtimes for the photo of the creature and the facts

(please understand that my hate for these guys is not serious- it's like when I look at him I point and shout "he's a war criminal" when he could not have been in any war)

#i dont know why but i just get so angry when i see him #hes just a little guy #polls #but hes so SUCH AN IDIOT #/j #BITCH JUST GET LEGS #i just have an inordinate amount of hate for him im sorry #fish #tumblr polls #creature #animals #animal poll #damned creature

[helpimtrappedinthetextbox]

(reenactment of what's going on in the fic area im writing rn)

Gillion, having a heartfelt moment: I love you Chip (more than the moon itself)

Chip, having major self worth issues: I'm sorry (you deserve better)

(this fic has been on going for at least 8 months(could be longer-), bc of writers block, and it's only about 65ish% done (Ｔ▽Ｔ) )

(Edit: I was wrong, it's only been 6 months since I started it ah ha haha)

#just roll with it #jrwi #gillion tidestrider #jrwi chip #jrwi gillion #jrwi riptide #fish n chips #chip james #fanfic #fish n chips fic #just roll wit it riptide #dont worry #its mostly supposed to be idiots in love confession type fic #i just realized it wouldnt make sense for chip to reply in anyother way #dunno if this'll trigger more angst tho #jay also is in the fic but more in a “stop being a dumbass and talk to him” type way. but we do get an angst moment for her too >:) #jay ferin #this has been in my drafts for a hot minute amd yes. it did trigger more angst ':) #but dont worry #theyre still in love <3 #DID I MENTION THAT ITS A #soulmate au #THATS RIGHT BAYBEE FISH N CHIPS SOULMATE AU (ONE THAT ISNT PURE ANGST AS A PROMPT) #fnc #fnc jrwi #fnc just roll with it #gay bois <3 #the pure angst promt thing is in reference to my first post. too long to explain here :P

[b4kuch1n]

genre of chillin

#pokemon #swsh #champion leon #professor sonia #gym leader raihan #three parts of a whole idiot #hi. hello. I have Things I now both need and really really want to do #but! I also need to unclench! so #my thing really is that every time I feel yikes I draw a buncha guys mushed up into a pile. and that cures it #and then I call my friends to see who wants to see a fish get chopped up in a vent system with me #making good on my hc that sonia talks leon into fixing up her clothes once in a while #(theyre like. 30-ish in this one. I still think abt it a lot. the actual nitty gritty of ''happy ever after'') #the world moves on! but animals are still animals. and if the time's good ur friends are still ur friends #okay. I maaaayy have news for u guys soon. but for that to turn out I need to do what I really want to do anyway. #here's to an excellent time! have a good night lads!! check ur vitamin C requirement!

[dootznbootz]

@thehelplessmortals shared this with me and...Penelope coded.

She definitely tried to gross out Odysseus in a dumb "You think you can handle me, idiot? >:) " way. (She's stubborn and in denial at first. When she realizes she actually likes him, she's a mess.) And while eating raw fish is normal for naiad-born in Sparta, when she learned Odysseus wasn't used to naiads in daily life, she just really went wild with it.

He's just staring at her kind of expressionless and she thinks "Ha, see? You don't really like me."

But he's just like

"You like carp? Cuz if you do, we got plenty on Ithaca! Many more fish too! And if we don't, I'll get you some!"

And she's annoyed because her plan didn't work. Girlie is self-sabotaging even though she thinks he's neat.

#this is normal for naiads but she also doesn't have impulse control. She'll jump in mid-convo. #...part of the joke is that basically no one eats carp because they're fucking disgusting :D same with catfish...at least where I live #Helen: “uh...I could just shock the water and then you could get them.” #Penelope: “Where's the sport in that?! >:( ” #It's not like a “playing hard to get” she just genuinely doesn't believe he could possibly like her and being a shit about it. #“Helen's supposed to get the happy ending. not me” (which Helen even is like “you're an idiot”) she eventually gets #her act together :D she's overwhelmed right now. especially since he's just head over heels and just... a LOT as he doesn't know #what to do with these feelings either and she gets mad at him for constantly talking about marriage “The more you say it. the less I wanna" #especially with his reputation to bully and fuck with people. and the fact that he lied to her so much when they first met. she doesn't #trust him. He's overwhelming her and then she's finally like. “if you're so interested. we're doing things at my pace.” then things get chi #they're both so used to putting up their guard that they can't genuinely believe this could be something wonderful #she actually is kind of afraid of the fact that “...Do you just have a thing for Naiads?? since you're not used to them?” are you weird? #but he interacts fine with other naiads. and isn't affected by Helen. #shot by odysseus #Mad rambles #my headcanons #odypen #btw. she chew through bone technically :D fish bone but bone #kind of want to make a “moodboard for the Water Wife” #penelope #Water Wife

[snalz-artt]

🌊 Heart of the Sea 🌊

#xbcrafted fanart #xbcrafted #<333 get fished idiot #alt caption: Deep Sea #other alt caption: abyssal #i think about xb A Lot you might notice. #i think he is the heart of the sea. Interpret that how u want.