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vypridae · 3 months

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I can’t believe you got me into brokerdoll smh another ridiculously obscure hazbin hotel sapphic ship …….. I never considered them as a ship but they’re really cute 😔 dya have any headcanons for them? I imagine the other vees would tear vel a new one if they found out

BAHAHAAH UR WELCOME :3 its so cute actually . i thought of them late at night one day and went IM A GENIUS and scoured the internet but twas NOTHING

anyway !! do i have hcs? kind of ?? (half of these i came up with on the spot sorry if my phrasing sucks or if The Hcs suck)

i like to imagine brokerdoll started as velvette having an obsession with carmilla like vox has with alastor or val has with angel

(val and vox saw the signs immediately)

it eventually just delved into velvette asking vox to show her cameras on where carmilla is because she just "needed to know"

probably started shittalking her 10x more online after that

i dont have much for carmilla's side of the initial enemies-to-lovers but i can imagine her daughters see it very fucking clearly

they know their mother

anyway!! actual ship stuff

they keep this secret from EVERYBODY (including carmilla's daughters, including voxval) because it'd just be so fucking shocking if it got out

(as much as velvette wants to post about carmilla online she will refrain as best she can)

vox getting into the vees penthouse(?) super late at night and seeing velvette laying on carmilla on the couch passed tf out with some stupid tv show playing that they were probably shittalking

(he did get screenshots for blackmail)

also ill be so fr val probably knew the day they started dating BAHAHAH

hes not smart but like, i can imagine he saw the signs. he works with people in porn and there have probably been points his actors have (tried to) start dating so he probably knows that sort of stuff at least a little bit

velvette steals carmilla's hair bands i rest my case

she probably steals her shirts too honestly

carmilla loves styling velvette's hair, especially when velvette is going out somewhere

she'll have some idea for the style she wants and carmilla will execute it perfectly

carmilla won't admit how good it feels seeing velvette post 50 times in one night and, even though she's getting progressively fucked up, her hair still manages to stay perfect

(velvette doesn't wanna mess up her gf's hard work)

I'M SET ON THE IDEA BTW THAT CARMILLA IS A ROMANTIC

brings velvette flowers, maybe chocolates, just because she can

(velvette always yells at her and freaks out when she does because she's just not used to that kind of affection. she knows attention well, but not when it's this loving)

velvette having like, a voxblr blog set specifically to ramble about carmilla and no one has discovered her because it's completely anonymous and she changes up her typing patterns for it and everything

also they can both cook i think. really well

once voxval find out about them, velvette manages somehow to convince carmilla to come over and cook with her

(voxval are pure amazement that they work so well. both as a relationship and in their ability to make the best tasting food fucking EVER)

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oryoucouldhavemine · 11 months

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TOH Headcanon Dump Post

(Mostly the De-lights because i write them the most lmao)

Hunter:

Autistic

surprisingly tall but like in a lanky "towers over everyone" way except he has terrible posture

gets overwhelmed with sound, light, people, basically everything if it was unexpected he's probably overwhelmed

Darius is his dad but Raine and Eberwolf are like, honorary parents at this time. Eda and Camila are more like the really close aunts he always visits to me, idk i dont see Eda being a parental figure that works for him (Luz however that is her daughter fr fr)

has lots of scars from Belos trying to "teach him a lesson" about bravery and such and Hunter doesnt think anything about it until hes like changing and Darius does a drama queen dramamgic gasp, hand over chest while leaning against a wall for support

HATES tight clothing, its too restricting he enjoys oversized and loose clothes. in the human world, luz introduces him to skirts and hunter is like "WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT WEAR A SKIRT THEYRE AMAZING"

he also likes purses he thinks theyve gotta be magical or something

touch-starved but has loving friends and family who are here to help him through it

discovers fire trucks and engines in the human world and despises the boiling isles for NOT HAVING THEN WHY DONT THEY HAVE THEM THEYRE SO COOL????

Luz

ADHD + genderqueer (p sure both are canon)

SHE WOULD LOVE NEO/XENO PRONOUNS theyd have sm fun with chosing ones

Loves to dress masc and fem and soemtimes combine them in asburd ways but she always surprisingly makes the outfit work

wants a guinea pig farm. no, NEEDS a guinea pig farm. She wants to name them all after her favourite book characters and sew them tiny outfits to match she would KILL a man for a guinea pig farm

considera hunter her older brother and looks up to him a lot

LOVES her gf would also kill a man for her she is the light of her life. luz tries to do grand romantic cheesy gestures like writing amity poems or getting her a massive bouquet of flowers but something ALWAYS goes wrong (amity loves all the gestures regardless)

luz's favourite colour is purple (because of amity ofc)

she HAS to sleep either sprawled out taking up every inch of the bed possible or curled up and swadled like a little baby there is no inbetween

very tactile if luz isnt hugging someone there might me something wrong

im cutting this short i could make fifty posts about luz hcs alone

Amity

autistic + sapphic

npw that shes free from her mom, she LOVES to be imperfect, she gets happy whenever she fails a test or a spell because shes ALOWED to be imperfect now

she and hunter did NOT get along at first like even post-s3 they didnt mesh well but they both care for Luz they had to get over it (and now theyre practically ever apart)

admired lillith even more now, she thinks lillith is like, THE COOLEST person in the world but feels akward telling her

has poor circulation so she gets cold really easily

whenever shes stressed or worried, shell pull at two strands of her hair next to her face and like twirl or pull on them to ground herself

Gus

unlabelled he/they

brags about having gone to the human realm to anyone who will listen

considers himself an expert on human things despite barely actually knowing anything human

loves playing pranks but is literally terrible at them but everyone humors him and acts surprised (he knows theyre acting)

once took a human SAT just to see if he could and got a higher score than Camila got on hers and she calls him Boy Genius for it

like in Flyer Derby, hes really good at a lot of sports but he plays untraditionally. hes always underestimated by the other team but then ends up scoring all the winning points

hes a silly little guy love him

Willow

her comfort person is hunter, she feels strong all the time but it weighs on her and hunter makes her feel strong even at her weakest moments

she likes to knot and crochet! she picked it up in the human world and she finds it so calming and fun except it took her a bit before she actually got the hang of it (she made like five sweaters that had three arms but in her defense!!! she knows a lot of creatures and beings with three arms!!!)

works out! not necessarily to get strong but because working out makes her feel accomplished

amity has been trying out new hairstyles and Willow loves being Amity's pracitce head. You can barely ever find willow without some sort of fancy braid or bun hairstyle nowadays

she wants a horse. shes not actually sure what a horse IS but she wants one

super sweet to every new person she meets until they mess with her friends then she is the scariest person alive

Darius

OCD + gay

he discovers what drag queens are and becomes obsessed

"a place for everything and everything in its place" hehas harsh rules about what does where and gets easily upset if his system is ruined

he DESPISES "if you hate messes so much whyd you pick the messiest magic to learn" comments because how DARE you insinuate that abomination matter (PART OF WHAT HE IS!) is ANYTHING like mud its actually very disrespectful of you to think so he says

he and alador had a falling out in their later years of school and to cover up the hurt, darius will argue and tease him but deep down he really just misses him

at the start of him trying to care for hunter, he refuses to admit that he is like a father to him. anytime eda or raine call him a dad, he'll go out of his way to try and prove hes NOT (cut to five months layer when hes legally adopted hunter and they meecilessly tesse him)

acts like eberwolf is the biggest inconvience hes ever met but would kill anyone who tries to harm them (and hed rather die than tell them that)

does things in threes, he doesnt even notice he does it at this point but he'll like rub his hands together three times, tie his hair up with three twists, eat three waffles for breakfast, and when smth isnt in threes it feels verry OFF to him

Alador

queer + autistic

very fixated on his work, he needs to be constantly creating and if he isnt creating then hes falling behind and if hes falling behind its the end of the world

doesnt know how to properly show affection, his parents had been pretty strict and neglectful so he doesnt know how to properly show his kids that he loves and cares for them

NOT a tactile person at all. don't touch him and DEFINTELY dont touch him without permission. he has very few people who are exceptions (his kids and Darius) and even then there are limits

hates the feeling of showering so hes a bigger bath person despite darius telling him thats not an effective way to get clean

he has like eighty pairs of the exact same outfit because its the only texture he can stand

darius and his falling out was due to his parents telling him darius was dragging him down and he itched him in an attempt to make his parents proud. he deeply regrets his choice everyday (they fix their shit eventually)

he DOES have a favourite kid but he refuses to tell them such

Edric

bisexual + autistic + transmasc

this man gets NO BITCHES none zero trying to find a partner is borderline IMPOSSIBLE for some unknown reason

he runs on a schedule and if something breaks the schedule no matter how small it can ruin his whole day

vrry open with his emotions. he will tell you right away if youre bothering him or did something to upset him

WHY THE HELL IS SCHOOL SO HARD he despises english because why are all answers right and wrong he loves math because there is only one right answer but its still a tricky subject for him

dinosaurs

his biggest fear is dying alone he hates being alone its the worst thing ever

WHY IS MAGIC TRICKY AS WELL WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HARD? hes getting better though and hes really good at beastkeeping

clingy emotionally and physically he needs the constant reassurance that people are there and care for him and hes close to his sister and tends to stick to her like glue

Emira

bisexual + AuDHD + transfem

when she and edric were younger and realised they were both trans they just switched names and clothes and it took ten years for their parents to notice the switch

RSD [Rejection Senstive Dysphoria] she hates that she has it because someone can say smth as simple as "sorry i cant make it my grandma died" and she'll start thinking of a million different reasons why that person actually just hates her (shes communicated this with her siblings though and they do their best to commincate clearly back with her that no they dont hate her at all)

SO MANY BITCHES people fall at her feet they swoon when she walks by but NONE of them are her type its terrible!!!!

loves her little sister but doesnt know how to show her love through any other way outside merciless teasing

she loves her brother, she does, she just wants to be her own person outside him, to be able to turn around and not see him two feet behind her

loves english and the fact you can make any wrong answer right with enough arguing and debate. math is her least favourite subject WHY THE HELL IS IT SO HARD

has years of detention stacked up but has not attended a single day (she got suspended for a week because of it and was just like YAYYY FREE VACATION!)

will sometimes just sit in her dads workshop while he works and watch in silence because she likes hanging out with people but knows alador cant focus with sound. its both of their favourite times

Raine

lesbian + nonbinary

post-s3 runs a music therapy group where they teach people how to play instruments or how listening to music can greatly help their mental health

has been in love with eda since their breakup, they never stopped loving her and would watch from the sidelines with terror as wanted signs got hung up around the BI for years

doesnt mind dressing fem or masc but prefers the more androgynous outfits

has watched hunter from the sidelines and tried to protect them from a distance but could only do so much. post-HM raine goes out of their way to make sure hunter is safe

sees luz as a sort of step daughter and then promptly panics over that realisation for a whole day

gets flustered really easily like why is everything so embarrassing what the hell

very agile, can do backflips and stuff

Eberwolf

Unlabelled + he/they

COULD JOT STAND DARIUS AT FIRST darius and eber did NOT get along in their early years of being covenheads but then eventually learned they were both rebels and got closer now theyre kind of like begruding brothers

could kill a man in their sleep and has

loves being dirty, mud is so much fun why doesnt everyone roll around in the mud more?

has also watched hunter from afar for years, hunter used to be sent out on overnight missions into the woods and stuff and eber would follow along and protect hunter so he could focus on his mission and not random forest creatures trying to kill him

Most of these are based on my dadrius series and stuff so if you enjoyed these hcs uou should go read my fics (KaztielCS118 on ao3!!! used to be Im_Basically_Shakespeare but i changed it recently)

#toh #dadrius #sonter #the owl house #hunter wittebane #hunter deamonne #darius deamonne #luz noceda #amity blight #alador blight #edric light #emira blight #eberwolf the huntsman #raine whispers #willow park #gus porter #toh headcanons #toh hcs

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streaminn · 5 months

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hi :) still here mostly lurking tho, on break rn so i have more free time and am trying to catch up w all i missed

VERYYY interested in this new au.... btw in one of the posts, enid said she's become suspect in a few murder cases..... how did that happen? or is she just awkward trying to relate? does it follow the events from the show? is enid trying to stick closer w wednesday and watch her (to save nevermore from ruin ofc! ...why else?), and if so how are the events altered? what led to the kiss? btw what are some examples yoko and divina give to enid to court befriend weds :)? and since tyler thinks of enid as 'weds scary gf' how does his relationship w weds develop?

BTW HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU ALL 🫶🫶

(seph whoooo???🤔😇)

-🦕

Enid's just trying to relate but since i smacked her with the girlfailure debuff, she's awkward in a way that her words can make people wonder "is she... fr?"

Enid is trying to stick closer but it's coming off as clingy girlfriend than stalker sooo

As for leading to the kiss, I wouldn't be surprised if Wednesday was trying to figure out if she was gay or not because Tyler and Enid are giving the same energy but Wednesday couldn't reciprocate the other

For examples... Yoko, absolutely joking: how about you go find the 'dead' body of rowan. Who knows, maybe all this suspicion might trigger her into making it a real thing

Enid, green in the face but doing her best: YOU'RE A GENIUS YOKO

And that's how Wednesday got a confidant

#Willful icarus au

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ohmyeyesmyeyes · 1 year

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mason mount - guessing game

mason mount instagram au (x fem!reader - actress that was in hotd and avatar the way of water)

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ynofficial: i started reading gerald's game by stephen king and had to stop after the first chapter and then vowed to myself that if i'm going to carry on reading it, it has to be sunny outside and i also have to read emma alongside it because i'm a wimp that can't handle that level of intense and disturbing content all in one go. my auntie will be incredibly disappointed in me but it's cheaper than the therapy i'd need if i continued reading it so i say it's a win-win

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jamieflatters: tom holland? andrew garfield?

ynofficial: pt 185432 of jamie getting it wrong

harrycolettactor: wuss

harrycollettactor: you're giving us nothing and i'm starting to think you're winding us up now

ynofficial: i mean yeah i am

baileybass: YOURE SUCH CUTIES AHHHHH

jackchampion: bailey knows?????

ynofficial: well so does trinity and zoe and sam

jackchampion: pls tell me i'm begging you

ememyers: gerald's game creeped the fuck out of me i don't blame you one bit

ynofficial: em i love you for this

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harrycollettactor: y/n somehow scored some pretty damn good seats?????

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theemilycarey: this isn't related to the football but i know who her boyfriend is

harrycollettactor: traitor. is it someone i know?

ynofficial: yes, you are very welcome for the tickets, harry, how very gracious of you (and yes but you've never met)

jamieflatters: i have a theory you know

fan1: it's almost like they never went to a football game

fan2: this is my multiverse of madness fr

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ynofficial: NO WAY WAS JAMIE'S THEORY RIGHT

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jamieflatters: i'm a genius, what can i say?

baileybass: far cry from it

harrycollettactor: there are no clues anywhere how am i supposed to figure this shit out

ynofficial: pull a holmes

lizzymalpine: i love your soft launch so freaking much

ynofficial: i learnt from the best

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masonmount: boyfriend duties

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harrycollettactor: um

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fan3: MASON HAS A GF?????

fan4: come home the kids miss you

fan5: wait a minute...NO WAY WHAT??????

benchilwell: peter parker is looking cute today

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ynofficial: successfully made it past the soft launch phase, welcome to my 'in love with this sexy sexy man and idc who knows it' era

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fan6: WHAT THE FUCK

harrycollettactor: i'm crying right now that's MY football boyfriend how did i not recognise his abs????

ynofficial: no and i was actually wondering that actually

harrycollettator: yes, i saw him first

ynofficial: no

jackchampion: any friend of cmpulisic is a friend of mine

ynofficial: you need to get your priorities sorted

baileybass: i'm so happy for you two!!! you look so pretty together

ynofficial: don't make me cry

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masonmount: been locked in love for a year

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fan7: A YEAR???

fan8: damn they were careful about this

declanrice: happy for you two!

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#mason mount social media au #mason mount x reader

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wishblown · 1 year

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The Great Question before us is: Are we doomed? The Great Question before us is: Will the Past release us? The Great Question before us is: Can we Change? In Time? And we all desire that Change will come.

— Tony Kushner; Angels in America

March Reads!

Closer Baby Closer by Savannah Brown — 5/5: Sav Brown you did it again <3 def my most anticipated release of the year (preordered a signed copy last year hehe) and it did not disappoint! not sure if it's better than Sweetdark but why pit them against each other??? Brown is a genius, a miracle worker, the one whose poetry I always send to my gf (ty sm for Sex poem), she truly is for the lovers, the no longer lovers, the longers, and for anyone looking up at the stars and feeling horny. will re-read this so so so many times just like Sweetdark

On Photography by Susan Sontag — 4.5/5: ‘must read’ for anyone who’s interested in photography even the least bit!!!! besides Sontag’s writing just generally being incredible, this is just such a good source on the complex history of the art and ‘non-art’ (!) of photography and what it does to both the photographers and their subjects. informative and never boring.

The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides — 4/5: has anything ever depicted the male gaze better fr; just a group a boys romanticising and stalking a group of sisters who’re in a desperate situation and grieving the death of their sister to the point they cannot even help them bc they’re so obsessed with the fantasy world they’ve created for these girls and themselves in their minds, just men being men </3

The Employees by Olga Ravn — 3.5/5: this one was different! not your usual scifi I suppose. I enjoyed the style of the logged interviews of the different crew members that slowly revealed the plot yet never fully and also let you see some personality and reoccurring characters even though they were anonymous. compelling story and questions asked — who’s human? what’s human? can you become human? what do you gain, what do you lose? — in a somewhat new light

Der Richter und sein Henker (The Judge and His Hangman) by Friedrich Dürrenmatt — 3.5/5: I’m a Dürrenmatt girl I have to admit :/ this one wasn’t my favourite of his (not as much depth to the story perhaps?) but still very enjoyable and a typical Dürrenmatt plot twist and character types

Angels in America by Tony Kushner — 5/5: absolutely incredible. if you haven’t read this, please please do. beautiful writing, great characters, great insight into lgbt history. looking into seeing this actually played on stage now.

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actualbird · 2 years

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SPOILER FOR 7.2 TOT

i'm playing 7.2 of tot and i feel so shitty doing the trial part 🥲 my mind is like "leave Irene alone, she had the right to murder her abusers, it was self defense!!!", but i guess she framed another person for this. which is. not good.

still haven't gone through the trial, SO MAYBE i won't be dissapointed, but punishing an abuse victim just feels wrong idk

// main story 7.2 spoilers, cw abuse

yeah no i completely feel this, anon. like, im done with all of 7.2 and my feelings regarding the case that actually happened...there is nothing triumphant about it at all fr fr. even with the grant case back in main story 3, even if that shitty dude totes deserved to die, there was at least triumph in proving that harry grant (a genuinely innocent young man who had a future ahead of him) was innocent

here theres......nothing like that. theres this feeling thats like....hey, did we help anybody at all, here? like actually?

yea irene framed jun but my god, jun SUCKS!! AND HE DID KILL SOMEBODY ELSE!!! and everybody in her life was HORRID. genuinely, irene shouldve gotten to whatever she wanted!!!!

but thats....not how the law works. idk about terms, but im not sure this case counts as self defense since it was deffo pre-meditated and something something law (??? idk im not a lawyer). but thats besides the point, getting to the bottom of this case Sucks.

and this is something i wanna write a longer post about. cuz when i finished 6.3, i wondered how the game was gonna escalate things. the most obvious route was to make things More intense and dont get me wrong, 7.2 is intense. but not really in a high stakes way (neither mc or marius were in any real Danger, the hiding under the table doesnt count since the banker wasnt gonna like jaskvfkjsh KILL THEM OR TRAP THEM IN A DEATH CHAMBER ala ava kendricks). 7.2 is intense in how none of this feels....fair

i find it interesting from a story perspective especially since 6.3 ended with mc alluding to an anxiety about how bad spiderwebs outward. here, we see that, albeit in a much less Batshit Evil way that ava first exhibited. ava was forced into an impossibly cruel scenario and that pushed her to become an impossibly cruel person. irene was abused her entire life, she had enough so she retaliated. that bad ripples out

(sidenote: my genius gf pointed out that the past 2 cases we had involved abused/manipulated women pushed to the brink and…now thats an interesting pattern that i think is worth looking into!!)

but it's different in 7.2 cuz the "bad" honestly doesnt seem very bad given the larger context. this case did not feel morally rewarding because it wasnt fair

anyHOO, this response is a bit all over the place cuz tbh i havent gotten all my thoughts about 7.2 in order orz

#asks #anon #tot spoilers #cw abuse #irene shoulda walked free. i support women's rights and also women's supposed wrongs (IT WASNT EVEN WRONG....BUT LAW....)

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penelopeminded · 1 year

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my thoughts on cme 16.6, true conviction

let me just say i'm DREADING this episode actually

wow they actually gave us the whole first scene i was sure this was more spread out

THE JET I'M CRYING

it's so empty 😕

HES OKAY WHAT

no way they just drove right past the guy

where's mister mommy issues is he dead already

oh poor kid but i'm really interested in the backstory

NO INJURIES SERIOUSLY?? so boring i wanted a hospital love confession 😐

emily with a ponytail yes please

luke actually looks really good rn i love his messy hair

true he is in fact already dead

they probably should be going to the hospital are you kidding me

dude was raised to be a murderer fr

i am loving doug's character arc

GARCIA MY QUEEN

aw that's sad but at least he's finally got closure

HES SO FUNNY (it wasn't that funny but i laughed)

aw this is so nostalgic 🥺

NO BODY NO CRIME emily's a swiftie

i hate that they're on a first name basis

AW this isn't nearly the reunion i wanted at all but it's cute "even luke" and his smile 🙄

WOAH

some of you are gonna say that's hot 🧐

mommy 😩

they're cute i'm glad this didn't lead to a fight and i'm guessing in aj's episode we see this time off

one thing about jj is she will absolutely never sit in a chair normally

IS THAT A NEVER BEFORE SEEN PENEMILY PIC I LOVE IT

she's so sweet 😭

ugh i've seen this hairdo before and I'm still gonna throw up looking at it

i love boobs

UH OH GF IS MAD (partly rightfully so)

"don't say that" IM CRYING NO

NO DONT DO THIS PLEASE NO

garcia is me i LOVE gossip

jj is so cute bye

tarvez besties 🤩

let's talk about BOTH your love lives over a beer, please

i adore tara and i need tarbecca to last

HAHAHA i love everything about this except for the implications behind "go feed that cat"

aw 😕 poor penny

NO KSDKSHDJS

SHES SO FUNNY

over your dead body dude

tarily!

aw i feel so bad for her

and BACK to the comedy

😐😐 that's not funny. i feel nauseous. i'm crying. please take it back PLEASE

NOOO I CANT TAKE ONE LOSS AFTER ANOTHER

what the hell. what. what. r u joking. this is cruel.

yes PLEASE give me some good news

i better fucking not see luke happy about this

penelope garcia you continue to be a genius but i'm mad at you.

mkay anyways if we don't at least get jealous luke out of this IM gonna be the next sicarius

i'm done bye that went about as bad as i thought it would

#criminal minds #criminal minds evolution #cme #criminal minds spoilers #cme spoilers

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theiloveyousong · 1 year

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olive listens to the second act of falsettos for the first ever time on a plane very tired and slightly loopy: a liveblog (ish)

my not entertaining, very pathetic thoughts on falsettos. not proofread or edited for typos. read at your own risk.

okay before we begin let me preface by saying im finally just taking a bit to just LISTWN to this shit and trinas song emotionally destoryed me okay. okay

why is the first line just homosexuals. i mean yeah but still

oh this goes

weirdly happy though isnt this guy gonna die

BAR MITZVAH

YABADAVA THE EIGHTIES

ooh speed mode march of the falsettos

the lesbians!!

of course shes a shiksa

WHEEEEEEEEE! WOOOOOOO!

this gooooooes

oh its marvin

“two years” are you NORMAL now

good for trina

ezcept on tje jewish holidays

WHAT NO WHIZZER???

bring him back

HOMOSEXUALS

i wanna go to falsettoland except not really cuz ot would probs suck

yeah. grow tje fuck up

MARVIN. PLEASE.

wait how is he twelve and a half i had my bat mitzvah three months after turning 13

elaborate william finn.

jason stoooop butchering the hebrew. stooooop

im gonna give him a pass simply because ive heard worse

aww the tallit belssing. i think

WALKERMAN

“the last loving thinfh we’llprobably ever do together” noooo youre so emotionally intriguing aha

the whole things WHAT now man who i think matbe js whizzer but i cant tel marvin snd whizzer apart very well is that bad

good for fucking jason

this is my mom literally

hes gonna be a jewish adult

i cant tell wahts gping on (too zzzy)

omg a lesbian

“nouvelle bar mitzvah cuisine” cordelia i love you but please do not do this. just have fucjing bagels you cant go weong with bagels

CONGA

so proud pf jason

i am NOT dxcited for when my brother starts bar mitzvah prep

this song is titled miracle of judaism it has to be good

oh hes being a little straightboy

invite none of them just be a frienless loser like i was lamoo

no i had like four people there

you are TWELVE. DUDE.

you’re not swinging a goth gf you are TWELVE YEARS OLD

oooh baseball

ooooh JEWOSH baseball

same maevin

marvin stop calling your sona pussy

oh eitght its the Eighties

jason cannot play baseball

baseball ⚾️ ooh empji ⚽️ 🏀 🏈

WHIZZER

go off trina. love her

of course he love sbaseball

the lesbians are silly

oh my god. middle aged man core. hes so fjcking pathetic

jason *not 2 fiture penny put photo of cat kn box head here. no service on this plane*

even bald he looks good

stop thinking about your gay love and focus on your fucking sun. loser

i would love to watch jason play badebll (loe?

me when i hit the ball

this bitch gets SIX parents at hsi baseball games and my brother gets my mom and me not paying attention because soccer is boring as sbit sorry soccer lovers who also follow penny dimeshee on timblr pkay im rabong RAMBING

me when im in falsettoland

mendel is so bad at his job

this bitch sucks ass.

disgrace to the name of caroline fr caroline abbott would NEVER do such a thing

reagan and pagan as a rhyme ks genius

STOP SLEEPING WORH YOUR BOSS?!??

trina. thag is NOT how you prnounce it

sorry what.

just qhitnyour FFUCKIGN job. you cant do it anyway 😊☺️☺️

god i love ❤️ emojis

wbat a shock marvins back with whizzer

trina be normal please 🙏 i love you

trina calm your shit

yeah why CANT u let goe

as spon as they said that i know everytknhg not gonna be alright

i watched like half of a short clip of this from tje tonies and then went to bed becaus eit was like ten pm and i sleep early because i am a loser if any lf you compare me to bakugo my hero academia i will actually cry anyway the clip was good they were #exercising wby dod i go pn thos tangent

charlotte!!!!!!!!

me when i stick a lightbulb up my ass

okay shes being self important

aww

was that the first eff bomb

what aee they laying

whizzer my man marvin has matured stip raggingi kn him!!!!!!!!!’

god

i cant see anything out this plane window its like 10 pm. past my bedtime

OOH i lvoe me a good musical motif

anyone here watchind minions the rise of gru and know what the FUUCK goes on in it my brothers watcing jt and im so confused

THAGS NOT. WOAAAAAAH

HE DID MATURE!!!!!!!!!!!! “i want it all” “all i want is you” CHARACTER DEVEIPMENT GO OFFFFFF!! i want to write an essay about this man

they gave us quinoa chocolace crunches on the plane

theyre in the coty? damn i would jot think that. they feel like sone sort of pseudo-idyllic suburban lifestyle bitches

REPEATED LYRICS. AHHHHHHHH

Damn this shit is long

this sonf is incorrect i do not hate my parents

thag wasnt funny

jadon. honey. you are so lucky your parendes dotn involve you in bar mitzvah prep. do you want to pick out tablecloth swatches

jaosn i feel like you’re misunderstanding the purpace of the bar mitzvab

what kinda a name ks apple bum

SAUL

better call sa- he WHAT???? HWTA????? HIH????? WH?????? REELING

HE HAS PAITBJNGD OF WHAT NOW???????????????????????

matbe i should have done this while lucid

gonna take a wuick pause sk i can play shitty united app games

okay i got a high score of 0. om back

HE DOESNT yeah i thoight that

what the fuck was that mendel is thag ilatian. we are JEWISH. why did you top it off with dayeinu.

i did bate my paewnts at 12

jason dont you want to be counted in a minyan….

it is not in the torah

god did not say thag

sigh

jason do the fuckingn bar mitzvah.

HELP

even ykkur wife knows you cand do your hob correctly mendel…

one hour left onthe flogh ti can do this

can mtbrother turn his screen birghtness fown

sorry marvinim sore your love os wuite sweet but im gonan catch about four min of sbuteye

“try to stay both kind and young” okah thats powerful

okay marvin. good love ballad.

OH NO.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

“something so bad that words have lost their meaning”

whizzer soumds so tired

MARVIN. god i love him

everything is not gonna be alright

oh and now trjnas gonna make me sob

YEAH. 🤧😿

i have things to say about the repetition of everything will be alright and they will be said. eventually

“hahaha… not funny… okay”

gonna bawl my eyes out

“gefiltee fish” “gefilte fish?”

i need to watch this on stage

god he’s just a KID!!!

im not crying you’re crying

the fucking. camaderie.

i am crying on the plane and im trying not to be weird about it

JASON.

heart breaking

i am getting tje implications here bit the thing is i dont like the implications

ive heard this song on character playlists o think

points i SAW THAG LYRIC IN A COMPARISON TO WOE IS ME!!!

i just know jason bar mitzvahs gonna kill me

he brought tje prayer shawl!!

yeah this si. augh. making the best out of a horrible situation <333

would this ever work logistically? no. where is the rabbi? where is the torsh? but emotionally? i am crying my eyes out as i drscend over salt lake city utsh and im not even ahsmwed

MARVIN. GOD. im a marvin fan now not ashamed

they are NOT doing this bar mitzvah right

thats not an actual parshah. or actual trope. i need to stop pointing out inconsisternces

🤧🤧🤧 MARVIIIIIIIN.

ID LIKERO BELIEVE THAT ID DO OT AGAIN AND AGAIN AGAIN:(

waiteajtwait dont they say that thing in this has better come to a stop. OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

like wine

WERE JUST GONNA SKIP THAT STAGE.

there ar no word sor emojis that can express th e utter fucking heartbreak im going through rn

OH GOD ITS OVER.

PLEASE. PLEASE. PYU CANT DO THIS TO ME.

A REPRISE??? AS A FUCKING FINALE????

whoo boy.

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hi its airport olive. thanks for getting this far! if you read this all you’re now legally obligated to marry me!

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ifwebefriends · 2 years

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Gravity Falls Rewatch: Post-Canon: Between the Pines

I thought Time Baby was dead? Did they come back?

Awww I missed the original theme song instead of the fucked up Bill one

Love how Alex is conveying this information: pretending to be trapped by Time Baby awesome

THE PRISM IN CARPET DIEM WAS MEANT TO INDICATE THAT THE ROOM BELONGED TO THE AUTHOR?!?!?!?

Alex won’t reveal Dipper’s first name lmao

Yo has anyone else figured out Dipper and Mabel’s name similarity?

“When Mabel isn’t on-screen she’s knitting the next week’s sweater” okay that makes a lot of sense

“Pay attention to how Stan talks about family” okay if I rewatch the series again I’ll try to remember that

Soos’ sayings are based off a GF crew member who says weird slang

Soos is based off a guy who Alex went to college with!

“Everyone poured the coolest person they knew into a pot and Wendy was born” true that fr

Deputy Durland is named after a real guy!

“Toby is days away from giving up on everything” lmao

“Preston runs a mudflap factory and his wife was Ms. Mudflap ‘85” why is that so unexpected but also so not surprising

“Gideon originally may have had a conjoined twin hidden by his hair” oh my god I don’t know if that would be hilarious or horrifying

Okay so Bill was inspired by the triangle eye on the $1 bill and was even named “Bill” after the bill, I didn’t figure out the name part until now but the inspiration makes sense

“Bill was originally green” okay that sounds cool and weird

There was a secret government surveillance device in the floorboards in Sock Opera?!?!

“Mabel’s sunset sweater in Dreamscaperers symbolizes the shift from a brighter story to a darker story” ALEX HIRSCH HOLY SHIT YOU GENIUS

“Dreamscaperers originally had Bill going into everyone’s dreams and Mabeland was inspired by those ideas” I kinda want to see that plot and what would happen with that

Wow did Alex do that Duchess Approves intro from memory?!? And off the cuff?!?!

I’m actually so so so glad that Alex put those codes in GF because that’s kinda what got me into the show when I was 10

“Fans are smarter than I am so we upped the ante for season 2” I love how they adapted to make it more of a challenge for fans

Holy shit there are so many codes and secret messages in this show that I didn’t notice I kinda love that

“Our most elaborate code was cracked 10 minutes after the episode came out” yeah that’s the GF fandom for you

THE END-OF-EPISODE FLASHES IN SEASON 2 WERE LEADING UP TO THE FORD REVEAL?!?!?!?

Holy fucking shit I didn’t notice that Stan has a bandage on his hand for several episodes after it gets banged by a pipe in “Society of the Blind Eye” AND it was a way to say “we haven’t forgotten about the mysterious portal”

“Something will change and stay changed for the rest of the show” yup that’s the godlike continuity of this show

“Each audience member gets to BE Dipper and have a mystery to solve” YES that’s the charm!!

“Mabel wears a key sweater in ‘Not What He Seems’ to say that she’s the key to opening the portal” yooooooo okay Mabel’s sweaters have more meaning than I thought apparently

Holy shit there’s just so many secrets explained that just make so much sense

Ariel Hirsch voiced a girl in the Sev’ral Timez episode?!?!?!?!?????

“This show is us making fun of each other” lol I love that

Whoa Matt Chapman is an unsung side star of this show apparently

“Jeff Rowe is the most attractive of our writers” didn’t expect that but okay go off I guess

“all the writers have a secret personality trait that sneaks into the show” yo that’s beautiful dawg I love that

Stan’s singing what he’s doing is inspired by something Alex does apparently lmao

“Chanting happens a lot in the writers room” lol that’s not surprising

I never realized how much chanting is in this show lmao

“The crew likes to make fun of me” lol I love how apparently the entire GF crew had fun with this show and with each other

“GF isn’t about codes and Easter eggs but characters” yeah I didn’t fully realize that when I was a kid and that’s why I’m glad I rewatched the show

I LOVE that montage at the end showing all the coolest Gravity Falls moments

This special was fucking awesome!!! I learned so much!!! I would highly recommend watching it if you haven’t seen it already

#bubbles rewatches gravity falls #gravity falls #between the pines #post canon

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Ha… ha… ha…

HA 😭😭😭

WHAT THE HELL MAN you’re a genius OMGGG MY HEART I CAN HEAR IT SQUEALING FR

no but y/n is real for that 😭 like nah, ask me out properly and ask me in person… love her! LEMME ASK HER OUT JISUNG CAN SUCK IT hehe no but fr though… to be with y/n or be y/n… these are important questions people!

but you genius person omg and don’t worry!! you’re doing such an amazing job at not like making it novel-ty! It’s the perfect amount and even if it was like that, I would read tf out of it

(and thank you! she’s doing better! just taking a lot of naps, might send you a picture privately so you can see her 🫡)

but im so excited to see how it ends but also gonna be sad, though, i know you’re gonna cook tf out of it

- 🫧

it had me thinking like would i accept it if someone asked me to be their gf over text? probably not realistically loll 😭

THANK YOU i know a lot of people don’t like it when fics get to over complicated with the language and get into so much detail but it’s kinda a habit sometimes lmaooo but i’m glad it isn’t too much and just the right amount 🥹 AND YOURE FLATTERING ME i remember i wanted to be an author when i was younger anyways so that somewhat makes me happy to hear that

PLSS DO IF YOU WANT i’m curious as to what kind of dog you got!! loll me and my teachers had a conversation about dogs today too and how i kinda don’t trust any of them rlly (i’m SCARED of them)

i still can’t believe that it’s going to end either like daaamn, almost 6 months of slow burn and we’re ending it that’s crazy

#asks.#from 🫧 anon #( score that goal! )

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i'm glad i don't bug you with my minwon asks <3. i was just worried it would be reptitive or something. also, when reading the one ask about vernon having a gf the same age as dino, i lowkey related because i'm an 01-liner and now i'm thinking about the boys babying minwon's younger s/o. do you think they'd be cool with the members spoiling and babying their princess, or would their jealous streaks flare? (yandere-stories truly came up with a genius concept tho, all credit to her) -minwon nonny.

there’s no way bc i love your asks fr. and shut up we were literally born the same year omfggg. also pookie always comes up w the best concepts fr.

tbh i think they would be ok w it bc their gf def deserves the princess treatment but also would get jealous and possessive sometimes when the members are a little too doting bc that is still their job after all 🥴

#something about jealous minwon is just so 🥵#love them fr #minwon nonny

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just-a-torn-up-masterpiece · 1 year

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YES i liked him before the emily death thing then the way he was after im like … bro

i think the only reason i dont hate him is bc i AM him 😭😭😭😭 we have the exact same brand of autism (except his iq is 57 points higher than mine 😒😒😒 i’m 10 points off genius its devastating)

us when we have awful sleep schedules and awful memory (but also my gf calls me cute whenever i forget sth so 🤭)

-🫧

LMAO

OI we have the same iq brochacho

FR FR FR

that's cute, i'll just call myself cute when i forget stuff from now on

#🫧anon

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HIHI - could you believe that i literally wrote an entire like multi-paragraph message for my phone to die as soon as i finished? ∑(ﾟДﾟ) - i wanted to send in a message since i’ve been inactive in messaging!! HOWEVER. i am going to basically rewrite everything again as i am DETERMINED TO TELL YOU HOW LOVELY YOUR WORK IS!! W(`0`)W

➖well, now it’s charging at least, let me continue 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️ - FIRST HIIIIIIHIHI IM SO SORRY FOR MY INACTIVITY ITS BEEN HARD TO SEND IN A PROPER MESSAGE :( BUT IM HERE AND SO HIII ~ HOW ARE YOU? did you eat, drink water, and rest well today? ~ i hope so!!

JAJSKSNKDJD OK SO HEKJDOSNSODNDKSKKDKD UPDATE I READ EVERY UPDATED / NEW FIC OF YOURS AS IVE BEEN KEEPING UP W THEM AND CAN I JUST SAY (again) HOW MUCH I LOVE UR WRITING?? EXCUSE ANY TYPOS SINCE IM GONNA WRITE A BIT LOLOL BUT OH MY GODODODODODO???

LITERALLY SCREAMING THROWING UP YOUR SHORT GF SERIES IS SO CUTE HELEPEPPEPE I ALWAYS FORGOT HOW TALL THESE BOYS R 😭😭😭 AND YOUR RECENT SINGLE FICS SOMEONE HOLD ME RN IM ABT TO PASS OUT FR OSJDKDJDKSKD THE NIKI WON HOON AND JAY I CANT LIKE WHEN I SAY I GENUINELY LOVE THE WAY U WRITE SO MUCH I MEAN IT LIKE OH MY GOD YOU WRITE THEM SO WELL LIKE ACTUALLY EVERY FIC I CAN LKTEEALLY IMAGINE THE SCENE PERFECTLY LIKE I HAVE AN ENTIRE IMAGE AND ITS SUCH A NICE FEELING LIKE SERIOUSLY YOUR DIALOGUE THE STORY?? UR A GENIUS FR?? LIKE ITS SO GOOD I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS KNOW THAT ILL LOVE THE STORY BEFORE EVEN READING ITLL ALWAYS BE SO SO GOOD BC EACH ONE IS SO UNIQUE AND WONDERFUL AND JUST AHHHHHHHHH ( can’t wait to see more ofc, tehehehhe especially a sunoo fic (о´∀`о) )

BUT YES I TRULY LOVE THE WAY YOU WRITE SO SO MUCH EACH SCROLL IS LILE FILLED WITH ANTICIPATION AS I READ ALONG LIKE I BE GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET SCREAMING CRYING EVERYTHING EOJDKDKSKSK ITS SO SO GOOD AND SUCH A GOOD READ, I ALWAYS KNOW YOUR FICS NEVER FAIL TO CHEER ME UP IF IM FEELING LOW I LITERALLY GO:

（´-`）.｡oO -> ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

SPEAKING OF!! i’ve read the http fic you recced me!! your reccs are so sweet HEHDJSJS it was so good & i binged a bunch of fic recs you posted ~~ some of which i read already, and wholeheartedly agree with the recc!!!! basically, your writing & the fics reccs are so cute and sweet and i love them smsmsmsmsmmsmsmsmsmsms!!!

so i thank you so so much for that, truly!! keep up the amazing work, it’s so impressive and inspiring just how lovely you write!!!! like it’s so good frfr i keep saying that bc it’s JUST HOW IT IS SJNDKSJSJD - i don’t want to make this too long again!! 😭🫶 so i’ll end it off with pls make sure to take care of yourself!! - you work so hard, and me, including many others absolutely can see that & are cheering you on always!! ty for writing! it truly is a pick-me-up to an off day!! lolol (๑>◡<๑)

me ^

OH MY GOD WHEN I SAW TUIS i genuinely couldnt stop smiling. like wtf this has to be the longest and sweetest thing i’ve ever received T-T idek what to say but THANK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR ALL THE COMPLIMENTS?? I FEEL SO APPRECIATED AND LOVED AND JUST?!2? GOD IM SMILING SO HARD THIS REALLY MADE MY MORNING :( THE WAY U REWROTE THIS TOO JUST FOR ME? I CANT IMAGINE HOW LONG IT TOOK YOU AND I HOPE YOU CAN SEE HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME AKAGISBSJS 😭😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶

THE FACT YOU CAN VISUALIZE EVERY SCENE AND THE DIALOGUE FROM MY WRITING?? GOD THATS SUCH A LOVELY COMPLIMENT LIKE AUGH IM ALWAYS SO WORRIED ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT SO THANK YOU T-T

I’M GLAD TO HEAR YOU ENJOY MY FIC RECS :0 YESYYES THERE ARE SO MANY INCREDIBLE AUTHORS ON HERE AND WE R SO LUCKY TO HAVE READERS LIKE YOU WHO GIVE BACK AND SEND US SO MUCH LOVE LIKE THIS <33

:(((( you’re literally the sweetest, NO THANK YOU for taking the time to write all this and make me smile <3 i hope you take care of yourself as well and have a lovely day, and i’ll have to write a sunoo fic soon jusy for you :,)

ILYSMMM, WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU? MIOU? :00

#delcakoo #<3333

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Heyo hun! could you maybe do some headcanons or even a small fic of Artemis as Best Dad TM to his daughter in the future? (I think some of us (probably just me lmao) hc that he would name his daughter Artemis too and nickname her Missy BUT ITS WHATEVWE JUS SAYIN HAVE FUN WITH IT YA KNOW) thank you!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

ofc you can!! i hope headcanons are ok this time around, & tysm for requesting. credit to @xxfanenbyanonymousxx for some of these awesome ideas. <3

dad!artemis headcanons

-like you said, artemis’s daughter’s name is artemis iii, missy for short

-her middle name is dominique, bc dom = domovoi :’)

-maybe butler gets emotional when he finds out but who’s to say

-artemis makes holly the godmother <3

-she’s adopted & arty is a single dad; he often tells her that this doesn’t make them any less of a family (& before she’s old enough to understand the concept of adoption, he tells her how they came together because he wanted a daughter so much)

-he gets a lot of help & support from butler & juliet, especially at first (butler finally teaches him how to cook lol)

-she takes after beckett & juliet - she’s bright, hyper, & creative

-she’s not necessarily a genius, but is very smart for her age

-myles & beckett are kind of like big brothers to her; she spends a lot of time around them :)

-she loves to prank artemis w them lol, they get into all sorts of trouble

-holly is the cool aunt, butler is the cool grandpa, & mulch is the weird uncle/bad influence

-artemis tells her a lot of fairy tales when she’s young - traditional ones, ones he makes up just for her, & stories about his adventures w the fairies when he was a teenager

-when she starts school, he wants to be v involved in it

-pta dad artemis

-fr though, most of the other parents are a little wary around him but whatever, he donates a ton of the money to the school so it’s fine

-he loves doing all sorts of ~educational activities~ w her - foreign language lessons, nature walks, museum visits, etc

-she enters her first science fair & gets fifth place overall, which makes her a little sad because she’s a perfectionist like her dad

-however, artemis immediately tells her that whatever she does is good enough for him (& that he wishes he would’ve known that at her age), which makes her feel better

-when missy gets a little older, she discovers that she’s bisexual & artemis is extremely supportive

-& although he tries not to be overprotective when she brings her first gf/bf home, it’s An Effort

-she plays the flute & violin & he probably goes to all of her recitals (& records them) :’)

-all in all, they’re a happy little family that love each other v, v much!!!

#artemis fowl #my writing #request #dad!artemis #sophie originals

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