#xanbox

[vypridae]

Velvette thinking carmilla adopted vaggie

Velvette: *trying to be a hell of a good mom by buying vaggie gifts*

Vaggie with her bird brain activated: Charlieeeee, I think the V girl is trying to court me!

LMFAOOAOADFGOO CHARLIE GETS ALL POSSESSIVE 100%, she shows up at the vee tower and is like "hii!! velvette, hello, hi, im just gonna- let myself in- okay so basically vaggies already dating someone (me) so if you could maybe not court her?" and velvette is like "what the fuck are you talking about, im not courting carmilla's new kid" and charlies brain just shuts dwon like "what"

(she 100% goes to talk to vaggie about it later. velvette 100% asks carmilla about it later.)

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #chaggie #charlie morningstar #vaggie #velvette #carmilla carmine

[vypridae]

Zestial nearly going into cardiac arrest when Carmilla informs him about her relationship with Velvette over afternoon tea

He's so flabbergasted he stops speaking in old English

OK THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD BECAUSE IM IMAGINING LIKE

zestial: hast thou any else thou desires adding to mine knowledge?

carmilla: well... velvette and i are dating now, if that counts for anything

zestial: (spits out tea)

zestial, wide-eyed: YOU'RE FUCKING WHAT

#idk how to write zestial can you tell #xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #velvette #carmilla carmine #zestial morde

[vypridae]

Vox, pinching the bridge of his nose (or where it would be): I can’t believe we even have to be having this conversation.

Velvette: What conversation?

Vox: You simping in public is bad for the image Vel!

Velvette: What’re you talking about old man?

Vox: How is it that candid photos of Carmilla Carmine get more likes and views than the most popular influencers on your platform? Her name has been #1 trending for five months! She doesn’t even have an account!

Velvette, sipping a coffee and looking away: …I guess she’s just pretty popular.

Vox: VELVETTE!

vox would be SO pissy about this actually because this is 100% a thing velvette would do . then again i also think velvette would be like "bitch you canNOT be talking about 'simping in public' what about when you rap battled alastor and LOST" and vox is immediately silenced . humbled REAL damn quick

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #velvette #carmilla carmine #vox #do i tag this as radiostatic #whats the ship name for one sided radiostatic #onewaybroadcast #THATS THE BITCH

[vypridae]

i need staticmoth fluff i need staticmoth fluff

im going bonkers

DW FAM I GOTCHU

val dragging vox into bed but only for cuddling because vox got overstimulated and his day just generally was really bad so val just sort of holds him and mumbles stuff in spanish that vox can't understand but knows is really sweet (or extremely sexual but either way he's saying it in such a sweet tone of voice that vox can't help but think it's the former)

alternatively, val pissed the hell off at his entire day, and vox just immediately knowing when val shows up at the vee tower penthouse, and he walks up to val and kisses the back of his hand and offers to let him go on a murder spree on vox's lowest earning employees, and offers to do whatever val wants that night

CUDDLING WATCHING A MOVIE CUDDLING WATCHING A MOVIE, val keeps kinda zoning out because the tv screen brightness isn't very high but vox's brightness is, so he keeps staring at vox instead of watching the movie and vox has caught him like ten different times but instead of calling him out on it he gestures at the screen and makes some bullshit comment about the movie so val doesn't think he noticed. vox noticed and he will 100% think about val staring at him at 3 am later

vox waking up at 5 am and trying to get out of bed but val is instinctively wrapping all four arms around him trying to keep him there and vox needs to get up soon but he supposes he can wait another 5 minutes (this turns into another hour)

vox and val walking around in hell together for some reason and val isn't paying much attention until vox touches his hand trying to hold hands and val notices and intertwines their fingers and they both scream about it to velvette later because "oh my god we held hands oh my god we were holding hands oh my god"

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #staticmoth #voxval #valvox #vox x valentino #valentino x vox #vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox hazbin hotel #valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #velvette #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette hazbin hotel #the vees #vees #xanthinks

[vypridae]

Velvette realizing shes in love with Carmilla

Velvette leaning against a wall onto one of Angels posters: Oh Angel, we're really in it now

AHAHASFHHASGHA HER TALKING TO ANGELS POSTERS IS SOMETHING I DIDNT REALIZE I NEEDED LMAOO,

so i drew it

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #carmilla carmine #velvette #angel dust #velvette hazbin hotel #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #only a few more tags this time cuz i think this concept is rEALLY funny

[vypridae]

Clara: Can you pass the salt?

Carmilla: Can I what?

Clara: Uh.. I said can you pass the salt?

Carmilla: I'm sorry, are you serious right now?

Clara: It's a simple request.

Carmilla: You're eating cereal.

Clara: And?

Carmilla: You don't put salt in cereal.

Clara: I'm a grown ass woman let me live my life.

Carmilla: Yeah, and you're under my roof.

Clara: And I'm over your crap.

Carmilla: Why do you need salt on cereal?!

Clara: Why was Velvettes car in our driveway when you sent me and Odette out to do erands?

Carmilla: *pulls out a shit ton of salt out of nowhere* Here you go kid!

ASHJKASHASJKHASJHAS carmilla avoiding that topic at any costs vs only fueling clara and odette's slowly growing knowledge of What The Hell Their Mother Is Doing With One Of The Vees

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #carmilla carmine #velvette #clara carmine #odette carmine

[vypridae]

Velvette before: "ha her hands are so huge and ugly lol"

Velvette later after the entire side of her face is cupped by one of those same hands: "...oh❤️"

I HAD TO DRAW THIS

#xanbox #xandraws #hazbin hotel #hazbin #hh #carmilla #carmilla carmine #carmilla hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel carmilla #hazbin carmilla #velvette #velvette hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #brokerdoll #dollbroker #velmilla #carvette #velvette x carmilla #carmilla x velvette

[vypridae]

velvette kicking voxval out so she can hang out with carmilla and not have to go anywhere with her reason being "if you can be gay and kick me out, I can be gay and kick you both out."

AHAJKHAJKAHKA OKAY YES ABSOLUTELY . they interchange who kicks who out and velvette has started kicking staticmoth out wayyyy more often to hang out with carmilla . she probably knows they go to some club or something and isnt worried in the slighest . carmilla thinks its really funny to watch velvette shove vox and val out the door somehow (considering velvette is like half val's height and like a foot shorter than vox)

#shes making out with carmilla and its like 2 am and they stumble into the tower drunk and disheveled and shes like 'you cant come back yet' #'shoo . get out of here' #xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #staticmoth #the vees #carmilla carmine #velvette #vox #valentino

[vypridae]

Velvette dressed in a sexy cowboy outfit: Will you be the yee to my haw?

Carmilla on her third bottle of beezlejuice: I want a divorce.

Velvette: We're not even married??

Carmilla drunk off her ass: I didn't ask you yet???

I DIDNT ASK YOU YET HLFHALSOAHAHAH . i love this actually

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #velvette #carmilla carmine

[vypridae]

Odette gets sick

Carmilla : Odette Carmine! Stop overworking yourself

Odette : ... *she falls onto the ground passed out*

Two hours later

Odette : *laying on the couch* mother... Why can't I have coffee..?

Carmilla : that'll make your migraine worsen, Mi Amor..

Velvette : Oh cmon! Pish posh, More Espresso, less depresso, and from how depresso, Odette is she'll need the whole damn Starbucks

BAAASJHASJKASJKDGd yeah basically . this happens to the whole carmine family except clara . velvette is INCLUDED in that btw

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #velvette #carmilla carmine #odette carmine

[vypridae]

Velvette comes home limping one day and the rest of the Vees notice

Val: Ohhhh~ did she finally wreck you?~

Velvette: I fell off the bed ;-;

vox: how did you hurt yourself so bad from falling off the bed-

velvette: ITS A TALL FUCKING BED ASSCOCK

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #carmilla carmine #velvette #vox #valentino #the vees

[vypridae]

Oddette: velvette we are NOT calling you mom

Velvette:Pleeeeeaaaasssse.

clara: its not happenin sorry

velvette: PLEASE

odette: only when you marry her

velvette, sprinting to buy a wedding ring:

odette: NO I WAS KIDDING

carmilla watches her daughters struggle at keeping velvette away from a jewellery store in just pure confusion

#hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #carmilla carmine #velvette #clara carmine #odette carmine #xanbox

[vypridae]

Velvette makes a playlist of theme songs for each overlord and plays it on the speakers whenever they show up for a meeting. Her favorite song for herself is that one that goes I don't need your opinion I do what I fucking want. Vox gets the Teletubbies theme played once by accident and no one ever lets him live it down...and instead of the usual half insulting half flirting songs one time she accidentally plays I love it when you call me Senorita for Carmilla who raises an eyebrow and speaks solely in Spanish to Velvette for the rest of the day while Velvette is just dying

SFDJKDFGJKAHFDG VELVETTE HAVING LIIKE A BUNCH OF PLAYLISTS FOR THE OVERLORDS IS ACTUALLY SO REAL

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #velvette #carmilla carmine #vox

[vypridae]

Velvette: I can eat you lot for breakfast.

Carmilla smirking: You do but I thought that was just me.

Other overlords' Jaws drop.

Velvette: Trips and falls over blushing bright red

alternate ending to respectless (should've happened tbh)

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #velvette #carmilla carmine

[vypridae]

Carmilla: Velvette get off fucking fridge!

Velvette: nuh uh!

Carmilla: The fuck you mean nuh uh??

AHAHBAHSBAHH vel goes up there because she wants to be taller than carmilla and wants to act disobedient but in reality the fridge is tall and shes scared to get down . shes like a cat

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #brokerdoll #velvette #carmilla carmine

[vypridae]

Sera: Who is this sassy lost child?

Velvette: >:) *dabs*

#xanbox #hazbin hotel #sera #velvette #seravel #xandraws