#funny timing for this post

[5-cz]

The Untamed Vocab

@winter-tospring ask and ye shall receive

随便（suíbiàn) - do as one pleases (v) ; random/informal (adj)

随你的便 随便说了几句

凝神（níngshén) - with rapt attention (adv)

凝神谛听

净（jìng) - clean (adj and v)

这件夹克没洗净

反（fǎn) - rebel/revolt (v)

反人 反朝庭

师姐（shījiě) - senior female apprentice/master's daughter (n)

师 meaning master and 姐 meaning older sister

黯（àn) - dim/gloomy (adj)

神色黯然 暗黑的夜晚

莲花（liánhuā) - lotus flower (n)

一株莲花

力气（lìqi) - physical strength/effort (n)

浑身没力气 力气不小

报仇（bàochóu) - to avenge/take revenge (v)

为父报仇 报私仇

牧笛（mùdí) - shepherd's flute (n)

一吹牧笛

毁（huǐ) - to destroy/ruin (v)

森林为大火所毁

如今（rújīn) - nowadays (adv)

如今很少有人用毛笔了

先例（xiānlì) - precedent (n）

开先例

藕（ǒu) - lotus root (n)

鲜嫩的藕

除非（chúfēi) - only if/unless (conj)

除非你跟我去，我才去

如何（rúhé) - how/what (pron)

此时如何办理？

老祖（宗）（lǎozǔzong) - ancestor/forefather (n)

夷陵老祖

仙子（xiānzǐ) - fairy (n)

他狗叫仙子

可怕（kěpà) - fearful/awful (adj)

可怕的梦

悔（huǐ) - regret (v)

悔之晚矣

毒（dú) - poison (n）

服毒

#this one's not episode specific because i've been watching it with my mom so i can't go back and rewatch scenes with chinese subtitles #like i can when i'm watching by myself #mandarin #m vocab #chinese #learning chinese #mandarin vocab #chinese vocab #chinese langblr #mxtx #mdzs #learning mandarin #cql #mandarin langblr #as always corrections are welcome #funny timing for this post #I was actually working on it when you responded to me

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[substitious-bastard]

stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to handmake lace so all is well

#time loop #hobbies #anti capitalism #idk i think i'm funny #the bastards bullshit #time loop posting

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’ #COMPLETELY unaware #boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu #he’s anything BUT boring #he just doesn’t say shit lmao #fionna and cake #adventure time #atimers #fionna and cake fanart #adventure time fanart #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #princess bubblegum #cake the cat

[cadriona]

So, a funny thing happened on trigun twitter

(amazon link where its 50% off as of May 8th: https://www.amazon.com/This-How-You-Lose-Time/dp/1534430997/)

(more up to date version here because holy fuck did this escalate)

#this is how you lose the time war #trigun #how tf do i tag this post #twitter posts #funny #images #if this is how a hugo author gets into trigun i will break a kidney laughing #tagging as trigun because bigolas dickolas wolfwood is a primarily trigun account #and for the vash pic ig

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔 #so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me. #chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character. #because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

[theyhitthepentagon]

post from my priv sorry i cooked

#my truth #adventure time #finn mertens #<- nobody posts about him and i feel bad for other finn fans #i see the vision with trans boy finn but also its just really funny if hes cis #finn the human

[enderspawn]

cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)

#I saw ppl in the comments referencing this so I had to go find it myself #it’s so fuckin cute yall #also funny bc Joel was straight up like. I don’t think this will sell but if I make it cute maybe ppl will buy some #mcyt #hermitcraft #zombiecleo #smallishbeans #og post #i don’t have time to transcribe rn but I’ll try to later in a rb #hit tweets

[bucketsofgiggles]

i am absolutely l o s i n g it at Tommy "Desert Storm Vet and Texan in 2003 When the World Ended" Miller realizing he's now a communist, like look at this:

this man's whole worldview got Rocked

#the last of us #tlou #the last of us hbo #the last of us hbo spoilers #this ep has been quite funny so far #wonder if that'll end at some point #edit: yeah the funny times be over #edit 2: christ almighty i've never had a post this popular and it Actually Does Suck A Little #but also glad y'all found this just as funny as me

[reineydraws]

three is a pattern, shanks!

#i made a joke abt this in a fic i posted recently then thought it'd be funny to make art for it lol #shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #one piece #one piece fanart #op fanart #buggy the clown #uta #one piece uta #monkey d luffy #buggy the genius jester #kid luffy #if shanks had a nickel for every time a kid accidentally ate a devil fruit around him #he'd have three nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened three times.

[vongulli]

old drawings from like 2022 of my cat lady theif, Natanya!

#Art #oc #Natanya #2022 #anthro #cat girl #posting these cos I wanna draw her again soon! I wanna give her a lil cat nose idk why I didn’t first time HAHA?? Oh #it’s because I didn’t really draw noses much back then! Kinda funny to think about now..

[wu-does-art]

#this has probably been done a million times and im doing it another time #i found it funny okay #solangelo #this is my first. pjo post hi #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #love that we're keeping the misspelled one #nico di angelo #will solace #how many of the books do you guys tag #the sun and the star #tower of nero #IDK????? #pjo

[butchfalin]

some things to remember:

if you see a popular post where two people are jokingly giving each other shit, it is both possible and extremely likely that these two people are friends messing around. if you approach a stranger with this overly familiar hostile energy, you are not being funny. you are just being rude.

remember that it is both extremely possible and highly likely that op will see everything you add to their posts, including tags. don't say things you would not say to their face.

a post urging people to not be rude to strangers is not a wink-nudge suggestion that people should actually be rude, nor is it a sign that op just needs to toughen up. asking people to be kind is not an outlandish request. if you find yourself offended or see it as an opportunity to show how funny you can be by being mean to someone you don't know, you're just an asshole.

it is much easier to say nothing than to go out of your way to be rude. blocking people is good and healthy. block whoever you want!

posts were more often than not made to express one's thoughts, feelings, experiences, etc. they are not intended to be directed at you, nor should they be taken personally

every account has a person behind it who can see and respond to your actions

if someone stating these things makes you angry, think about why that is

#every time i see a post that's like “don't be an asshole” a bunch of ppl crawl out of the woodworks to show their asses #you're not cute or funny. you just suck #yeehaw #1k #5k #10k

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers #and so ends the saga #(this time for real i promise) #malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe' #alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess #let ortho have his dogs! #man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though #MY FAVORITE #ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK??? #malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly) #also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny #but there we go #idia has two modes and two modes only #he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny #or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)' #wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him #look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[katnissandpeetamellark]

More random Incorrect quotes 🫶

#Lucy gray Baird #Coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #tbosas #thg #hunger games #BOSAS #president snow #snowjanus #snowbaird #again I don’t ship things but I love interacting with all sectors of the fandom so ya I’m tagging ships LOL #BC also I know shippers find this sort of post funny usually as it’s light hearted. we all need lightheartedness in this fandom some times 😂 #incorrect quotes