#fuck odin

[youraveragetheatrenerd]

Made this after finishing Jacksepticeye’s playthrough of God of War:Ragnarok

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #meme #kratos #freya #mimir #fuck odin

[kratioed]

(Almost) Everyone in the Nine Realms be like:

#Kratioed Post #God of War #God of War Ragnarok #gow #ALL-FUCKER #FUCK ODIN

[tapioca-puddingg]

#god of war ragnarök spoilers #kratos #atreus #freya #gowr #odin #santa monica studios #gowr meme #shitpost #gowr shitpost #am i wrong #this is exactly what happened #they jumped his ass and he deserved it #oh and don' t forget about mimir #he was there too #you're laughing #they jumped an old man and you're laughing #fuck odin

[dionysusbabe]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: God of War (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Kratos (God of War)/Reader, Kratos (God of War) & Reader Characters: Kratos (God of War), Mimir (God of War), Atreus (God of War), Freya (God of War), Odin (God of War), Thor (God of War) Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, Eventual Fluff, Romance, Trauma, Rage, Trust Issues Summary:

A Goddess who can't recall her power or true name finds herself in the care and companionship of a young boy and his father. The man finds himself unbelieving of her words. Untrusting of her past. Yet she only says what she knows, begging him to understand. Over their journeys together, she uncovers who she truly is, and Kratos finds himself understanding new things he wished to be kept hidden from himself.

This is an X Reader fic with Kratos, there will be NSFW and fluff but I'll give a heads-up before any of that occurs. This takes place post-God of War and pre-Ragnarok.

please keep in mind my knowledge of Norse Gods isn't that extensive but I do as much research as I can before posting or updating, if you have any tips please comment them and let me know how I can improve this for better accuracy.

#god of war #gow #kratos x reader #female reader #self insert #kratos #mimir #atreus #fuck odin #all my homies hate odin #fanfic #not orphaned #just bad scheduling

[marvelflame2010]

Thor: Who destroyed my hammer? Hela!

Thor, now calm: that was 10 minutes ago, I’ve decided that siblinghood is better than fighting

Thor with Loki and y/n: That was 15 seconds ago, screw it. HELA!!!

#hela odinsdottir #thor x sister #source: thomas sanders #loki x sister #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect #hela x sister #incorrect hela odinsdottir #fuck odin

[ofdraiocht]

Hey. Hey.

Fuck Odin

#i mean that sincerely with the bottom of my whole ass heart #i last 2 minutes #no matter who i pick #fuck odin

[candylovestheshield]

Thor deserved better

#that’s it that’s the post #fuck odin #thor god of war #god of war ragnorak

[sonntam]

My favorite part is how Kratos gets told Atreus has been searching for Tyr behind his back, that Odin won't interfere and will just calm things down with Freya, as long as Kratos does not fight Odin... and Kratos just promptly says "no".

No "I'll think about it" or "geez, what was that about, Atreus?".

#admittedly mimir has given his word of wisdom #which was #fuck odin #so that was a good argument against odins agreement #kratos is technically outvoted in his household anyway #if both mimir and atreus are against it then may as well throw the towel #god of war ragnarok spoilers #sonntam talks

[deadcaptainn]

nothing is funnier to me than ppl hearing lyfrassir edda open their album with Bashing on the government and being like “Oh!! That’s a rule follower!!!”

#captainn logs #not maintagging this #it’s mostly at odin #fuck odin

[longmanethemarauder]

#loki #Loki Laufeyson #loki god of mischief #thor #The Avengers #Thor Odinson #thor god of thunder #thunder #lightning #brother #sexy loki #fuck odin #we stan frigga

[sibling-of-the-wolf]

I feel like heathens NEED to know that Odin does not give a fuck about any of us. He's not the allfather, that's a Christian moniker to make him look like the loving skydaddy they all love and fear.

Odin is first and foremost a trickster, a death god, a war god and is not looking out for you. Another name for the gods is "the binders" or "those who bind" as in servitude and NOT partnership.

Please stop learning from Tumblr and other social media sites; even the best of them force their own morality into their practice and that morality is largely Christian based.

#heathen #nordic heathen #pagan #nordic pagan #norse is medieval norway #paganism #n o r d i c #fuck Odin #and i love him

[teambrodinsons]

Waaaay late to the party, but I just noticed this…

Loki’s ‘dying’ words in Thor 1:

“I could have done it, Father. For you. For all of us.”

Loki’s ‘dying’ words in TDW:

“I didn’t do it for him.”

It’s so poetic, and now I’m emotional over it

#I’m definitely not the first to realize this but I figured I’d share with the class #character growth #fuck Odin #loki odinson #loki #tom hiddleston #Thor

[atomskdluffy]

I'll be streaming it only once more, in order to complete it 100%, but I think it's safe to say I've finished God of War: Ragnarök. Holy shit, I absolutely LOVED this game! Absolutely everything about it, from the action-packed gameplay, to the beautiful & detailed environments, to the puzzles both creative & repetitive, but most of all I loved the story! The writing was so well done, a perfect blend of comedy & tragedy telling the combined stories of a father putting aside his horrible past to be a good father for his son and a boy coming of age and discovering his passion & purpose. Some of the stories may have been a bit cliché at times, but they were always written in such an engaging way that never made it feel trite. It is an absolutely wonderful conclusion to the tales of Kratos & Atreus/Loki! Very highly recommended, but ONLY if you've played (or watched) the first one!

#God of War: Ragnarök #God of War: Ragnarok #God of War #Ragnarok #Ragnarök #Kratos #Atreus #Fuck Odin

[rararasputins-dick-mind-control]

HE KILLED MY BABYGIRL

#NO #NO NO WHAT THE FUCK #NOOO #HE WAS JUST #YOU DICK #D: #WHAT THE HELL MAN #FFFFUCK #i hate odin #fuck odin #fuckin dick #god of war spoilers #maybe??? #i hate him so much #i dont know if ive ever felt this much hate towards anyone #fictional or real #what a good villain tho #holy shit

[marlowe1-blog]

Job Chapter 26

The Rahab

Here's a funny little quandry. When I started writing about Job on Substack, I let these fall by the side. And so I cut myself off from my best material. Granted, I'm not always saying much on these posts beyond some kind of raw emotional response.

Still, I need to write these because writing the Substack weekly article is hard enough without these first drafts. In fact, my last Substack directly took from the Tumblr with that anecdote about my feet and the bogus faith healing from that Lutheran church.

Something I'm also noticing when it comes to these chapters. Job won't stop talking about sea monsters. And in the case of Bildad, he keeps mentioning the Rahab when it comes to Bildad. He does this on Substack this week and he's doing it on Tumblr.

Only some Bible translations are going with pride.

But what makes this one different than Job 9 was that in that one Job seems to be agreeing with Bildad when he starts out talking about the majesty and the greatness of G-d. In this case, Job is going "are you fucking stupid? Do you really think that G-d is some vulgar pagan god that is always at your beck and call"

Something that is churning in my brain when talking about these chapters is how much monotheism looked like atheism throughout ancient times. Only there's a difficult paradox in this monotheism/atheism. We still want G-d to give a shit about us. When we talk about G-d, one G-d, only one G-d and not all these other gods walking around getting all those sacrifices and incense offerings, we are talking about a G-d that may be way too busy making a star blow up to care about who wins the Superbowl.

So here's the chapter 26 in a nutshell

You would actually speak with any authority on something you don't know anything about???

G-d is a great and terrible G-d and here's a lot of monsters and symbols that he fucked with because G-d is not some pagan bullshit god that is going to get killed by the serpent that circles the world and creates earthquakes. G-d is going to fuck up that serpent.

G-d also stretches out Zaphon, makes the shades tremble, exposes Sheol and Abbadon, darkens the throne and makes all the pillars of heaven tremble. He struck down Rahab and these are just glimpses of his rule.

I have no fucking idea who any of these creatures are. I imagine if I was a lifelong subscriber to Biblical Archaeology and an authority on every crazy Mesopotamian deity and monster, I would still be a little confused.

Damn Bronze Age collapse.

But yeah, Job is just warming up. He goes on. There are 42 chapters in this book and there are only three speakers left - Job, Elihu and G-d. So much for the narrator switch between chapters, with the sometimes doubling of chapters.

#The Book of Job #Monsters #ancient monsters #near east #middle east #Israel #Edom #abbadon #zaphon #sheol #rahab #sea monsters #god is big #fuck thor #fuck zeus #fuck odin #monotheism #atheism #bronze age #whacky tacky #wonky #Job #Iyov #crazy stuff

[othunderous]

re my last lost of the same nature he doesn't even have a MINUTE in ragnarok to grapple with that image finally being destroyed. he has to stop hela, sacrifice asgard, save what remains of his people– and you know what comes after that.

thor finds out his entire life has been a lie and his father was never who he says he is and he doesn't have the time to sit with it and process it, just keep going. and after everything that follows, he doesn't have the capacity to process it. it's one thing in a mountain of terrible, awful things he suddenly finds himself dealing with. worse yet? odin is dead. he doesn't get to ask why. he doesn't get closure. like everything else, he just keeps going.

#fuck odin #im in a 🖕🏽 fuck you old hag 🖕🏽 mood apparently #𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧. study