#found this in my drafts

[mordsfesch]

SKC - Smiling Kalli Collection

#tatort münchen #kalli hammermann #found this in my drafts #didn't finish it but i think we all deserve to have some happy kalli on our dashboards #q

[annabelle--cane]

national identities were a hoax invented by Big Nineteenth Century to sell more fascism

#marina marvels at life #found this in my drafts

[moonstoast]

yes & no by natalie wee

#found this in my drafts #i truly think of this at least once a week #this is my roman empire #art #words #writing #poetry #natalie wee

[marf244]

#found this in my drafts #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #cake the cat #jake the dog #finn the human #adventure time fanart #fionna and cake fanart #fanart #my art

[daisydood]

i hate it when i refer to a woman as a cowboy and then someone corrects me "erm actually shes a cowgirl!!" no she's not. cowboy is all genders you cannot separate the power of yeehaw

#found this in my drafts #dc speaks!! #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #cowboys #cowgirl is too sexualized tbh #looking at the reblogs giggling and kicking my feet

[imjusthella-gay]

waking up your sleepy sub with delicate kisses along their neck, running your hands over their body as they wake up falling into your touch. seeing that look of desperation in their eyes, “someone woke up needy,” you whisper as you trail ur fingers down, right between their legs

#found this in my drafts #jeez this is so old #txt post #mine #wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #lesbian #nsft lesbian #sapphic nsft #dom/sub #nsft wlw #butch4femme nsft #masc4femme #wlw

[ducktollers]

Im just like you i put my penis on one ball at a time

#found this in my drafts #x

[ninalinovna]

a little throwback to season 1 🐺⚔️

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #fanart #myart #found this in my drafts #s3 tomorrow let's go

[violent138]

Clark, after setting up a team building Game Night at the Watchtower: "Bruce, promise me you won't go overboard.

Bruce, scoffing: "Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I'm going to dominate at Monopoly."

Clark, dragging a hand down his face: "I'm serious, you're the most competitive man I know, and I just want everyone--"

Bruce, annoyed: "No, I'm not."

Clark, spluttering: "We could be here five days and I wouldn't be out of examples!"

"Now who's being competitive?"

Clark, counting off on his fingers: "You once passed out because you kept kissing me until you ran out of air."

#found this in my drafts #alternate chapter for there are six #my fic stuff #set during like the first team bonding chapter #batman #dc comics #superbat #violet138 #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #justice league #jla #my stupid shitposts

[space-invading-pigeon]

Look I love the Steve has Awful Parents trope but hear me out: Steve's parents are genuinely great people, but his dad's a bit of an idiot and his mom has to be supervised because she never quite learned how to watch her mouth. Steve has some pretty severe anxiety so he genuinely thinks his parents hate him if they aren't there to reassure him.

His dad, Samuel Harrington, is smart but dense; he misses a lot of social cues and sometimes has to be reminded to do basic functions like brushing his teeth or taking his socks off before stepping into the shower. He's bigger than Hop and crazy strong, but is the definition of a pushover when it comes to his family.

Now his mom, Penelope, is small and looks like a shy, demure housewife; she's a shark in human form. She's petty and a bit vindictive, but she has a soft spot for kids and (most of the time) her husband. Her best friend from high school, Wayne Munson, is the only person to insult her and not regret it (he uses that power to make sure she stays humble).

The annual, month-long trip that Samuel Harrington has to take every November means that they aren't around for the first two years of the worst experience of Steve's life, but the summer of 1985, Penelope Harrington gets into a fistfight with a firefighter after he tries to stop her from entering the mall when she hears little Erica Sinclair screaming about her brother and friends still being in the burning building. Samuel Harrington is holding her off the ground as she spits vitriol at the useless first responders when he catches sight of Steve and just walks away from the person his wife has reduced to tears. They lose sight of everything except Steve, sitting beaten and bloody in the back of an ambulance, clutching his coworker with one arm and cradling his other arm to his chest.

#steve harrington #stranger things headcanons #guess whos back on this hellsite #found this in my drafts #its definitely not done but im giving it to you anyway because otherwise it will never be finished

[aziraphale-is-a-cat]

So a big thing in the Humans Are Space Orcs tag is that we can eat a lot of stuff that we shouldn't reasonably be able to, and sometimes you'll see stuff about vomit being acid and hurting other aliens. So what if the acid is why we can eat all the dumb shit? Just this interaction:

Alien: What are you doing? That contains non-ingestible compounds!

Human: *stares in confusion* this is an orange?

Alien: Yes, and it contains acid!

Human: So do I, it's not special.

Alien absolutely flabbergasted: that is not the point!(but also wtf)

#vomit tw #puke tw #found this in my drafts #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #earth is a deathworld #earth is space australia #humans are space australians

[brainrotisseriechicken]

kinda old .. ... i made them into a marketable keychain. procastinated on actually ordering the . keychains.

#scp #scp fanart #researcher talloran #james talloran #scp foundation #scp fandom #found this in my drafts

[salsakiyoomi]

“so, you wanna go out tonight?”

gojo's question makes you turn to face him with a scowl — it looks even more deepened on your face with the small trails of blood trickling down your forehead.

“definitely not.” you reply.

stomping down the streets in the scorching sun after having an almost lost battle with a couple of curses before gojo jumped in and saved your ass ( as he likes to say it ) was not fun — the sun burned at your skin, the gash on your forehead too hot for you to ignore, and the headache that was pounding in your head wasn't helping at all, not to mention your clothes felt too tight around you, your body was too heated.

“come on.” gojo whines, walking next to you and slinging his arm over your shoulders, “we're gonna go to a fancy restaurant, yeah? have some of the best steak in town.”

“i'm not going to — can you please like, get off of me?” you groan at the way his body heat made you feel hotter than you already are, you push him off, frowning at him as you fan yourself with your hand.

just a few more minutes 'till i'm home.

“you don't want to go out and have the best steak in town?” gojo pouts, shoving his hands into his pockets.

“satoru, i'm literally bleeding to death right now.” you say — you are exaggerating of course, the gash on your forehead was the only injury you had, spare for some bruises on your arms — but it was nothing that couldn't be taken care of.

you near your apartment complex and you hang your head low now amidst the crowds of people, you try to ignore the prying eyes — you're not sure if they're looking at your injured face assuming gojo was the reason for it — or if they're looking at the literally white washed man next to you — maybe both.

“you've been so dull lately.” gojo mumbles as the two of you enter the complex — you don't reply to him as you get into the elevator taking you up to your floor.

it takes mere seconds before you're back into the confines of your home, and of course, the relieving ac that made the apartment a habitable place, unlike the screaming fires of hell outside.

you breath out a sigh of relief, your body already relaxing at the chilly atmosphere in your apartment as you head to the living room, gojo, of course following in behind you.

you take out the first aid kit that was always on your coffee table, you open it, taking out a cotton piece and dipping it in disinfecting alcohol.

“let me help.” gojo's voice stops you before you bring the cotton piece to your forehead, your eyes follow him as he sits on the couch next to you, taking the cotton piece from your hands.

you comply to him, moving closer so he could work better, tilting your head back a little.

a hiss escapes your lips as the alcohol makes contact with your gash, your hands ball fists at the fabric of your pants as you try to ignore the burning sensation that was overtaking half of your face.

“it's okay.” gojo'a voice is softer than usual as he gently dabs at the gash — you've always liked that about him, how gentle he could be when he wanted to be — it wasn't a common sight, to see him with his sunglasses off, vulnerable as every emotion displays on his face, like bright blue eyes soft as he gazes down at you, brows slightly furrowed in concentration as he tends to you, rough hands gentle as they nurse you, even though he doesn't just touch anyone.

you've always liked that about him.

a few minutes pass in this silence, in the close proximity of you two — you'd almost call it an intimate moment of it weren't for the smell of copper stuck in the air.

he bandages the gash, and a grin breaks out on his face, “next time you can't handle yourself, you call me, alright?” his tone is teasing but his words suggest otherwise.

you can't help but mirror his smile as you roll my eyes, "i don't need your help." you tease.

“actually, i did just save your ass today, so.” he cups your cheeks and his soft lips press against yours in a quick peck, before he leans his forehead with yours, and his voice softens again.

“i'll run you a bath, alright?”

#farr writes #found this in my drafts #might start writing for jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk headcanons #jjk drabbles #jjk scenarios #jjk fluff #jjk x reader #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #gojo headcanons #gojo drabbles #gojo scenario #gojo x reader

[adventures-in-mangaland]

I'm going with 10 All Time Classics from the Captain America (MCU) fandom. I mean, they're all classics to me, at least. In no particular order:

1. This, You Protect by owlet

First installment in the Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail series, which are all amazing. It's a “Bucky escaping Hydra and rebuilding his sense of self” fic, which he does while spying on Steve. With eventual Avengers Family and a lovely cast of OCs bonding with Bucky in the meantime. It has a very distinctive perspective and writing style; Bucky's in constant internal (and sometimes accidentally external) dialogue with himself, making it hilarious and tragic all at the same time. I love it. I've recently been getting into The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells and this Bucky has a similar sassy-but-vulnerable vibe? Read this if you like that, anyway.

2. The One Who Knows by Dira Sudis (dsudis)

This is a Political Animals AU, in that no-powers Steve is inserted into the Political Animals world and Bucky is TJ. Discusses being outed and depression but is ultimately hopeful. The author is one of my all time faves and has written lots of great stories for this and many other fandoms.

3. Blue Scales by chaya

Steve is a merman AU. He's still Captain America, though. It's crack with heart, I love it.

Best line: "May your scales and your love story be our weird secret forever.”

4. Our Lingering Frost by eyres

AU where Bucky is rescued from Hydra in the 50s (?) and so is around for Steve to be found.

5. Assets Out of Containment by follow_the_sun

It's a classic to *me*, OK? Bucky goes undercover at Jurassic World just as that movie's plot kicks off. They're Hydra dinosaurs! It's just great. Also has a podfic and crossovers with Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

6. Not Easily Conquered (series) by dropdeaddream and WhatAreFears

Some of the greatest fanfiction I've ever read, the whole series is epic. Anyway, it's a "Steve doesn't go into the ice" AU with added queer angst when (never sent) love letters from Bucky resurface. I particularly like the second installment in the series The Thirteen Letters, which are just Bucky's letters and are insanely well-written.

7. to memory now I can't recall by Etharei

Time travel AU! Featuring post-CATWS Bucky accidentally switching places with CATFA era Bucky.

8. If Wishing Made It So by Leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)

Genie!Bucky AU! This author is great at writing AUs with fantasy/genre elements, it was hard to choose. They've also written an excellent werewolf!Steve AU and a horse!Steve AU that I really love.

9. Into That Good Night by Nonymos

An Interstellar AU! Very angsty and tragic but with an eventual happy ending.

10. Goodbye Piccadilly, Farewell Leicester Square by Speranza

Speranza must be one of the best writers in the fandom, so it was hard to pick just one of their fics. Other strong contenders were All the Angels and the Saints and The Fifties, so check those out too! But this one has a special place in my heart. Steve, Tony and Natasha accidentally time travel to WW2 London, leading to an accidental run-in with CATFA-era Bucky. The author does tragic and romantic time travel tropes so well, but with a happy ending.

I now realise that most of these are AUs, so here’s a bonus rec for a non-AU in-universe story that’s severely underrated and deserves more love:

+1

Heart, Have No Pity on this House of Bone by Sena

This story follows Bucky in-action in the Pacific Theatre. It’s very well written and, from what I can tell, well researched. Steve only appears in Bucky’s imagination and the story focuses on the horrors of war rather than romance, but it’s gripping! And it explores unrequited love, being closeted and period-typical homophobia, which I also enjoyed. I’m still holding out hope for a sequel.

#wow throwback #found this in my drafts #originally intended for international fanworks day #yikes #anyway #fic recs #fic rec friday #international fanworks day #captain america #fanfiction #mcu #stucky #nostalgia #kind of an old fandom for me now #but still #classic fics #fandom classics #stucky fic recs #stucky fic #my fic recs #my fic rec posts

[urie9158]

yoo joonghyuk to kim dokja: i don't care if you die.

also yoo joonghyuk when kim dokja died: *cradled kdj in his arms, went berserk and thought only of avenging kdj's death, called him companion, refused to say kdj was just a nobody to him despite being beaten to a pulp*

#yoo joonghyuk #joongdok #dokjoong #dokhyuk #kim dokja #orv lb #found this in my drafts #yjh is so male lead (of a romance) coded

[maxmayfieldghostwrotethis]

byler getting murray'd? argyle'd? vecna'd? what about byler getting WRITTEN

#sorry #found this in my drafts #netflix can u pay ur people please #hollywood im gonna haunt u down #u know what im not sorry #byler #sag aftra #wga