i can’t find my post but i still love the idea of sonic and shadow getting married cause they’re bored and that’s what happens while everyone’s on their solo adventures
the thought of them having to explain that they got married without telling anyone is funny to me :3
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I just need to share my vision:
The albatrio finally reunite after their separate quests. They're so happy to be together. Everything is great. But Jay notices something is... well, odd about them. More odd than usual. She jokes to Chip, "what, did you two kiss again or something?" And again, she cannot stress enough that this was a JOKE. But Chip is turning 18 different shades of red and now she's intrigued because there's obviously a story.
"We kind of...got married?" Chip will squeak out.
"... and you didn't ask me to be your best woman?" She's a little offended.
"What? No, it's not like-- it wasn't a REAL wedding, it was just... Gill's goddess really likes marriage or something. She protects newlyweds? We had a big fight coming up and Gill's like, ordained for this kind of stuff, so we just sort of... you know? It seemed logical at the time."
"... ... you got married for TAX PURPOSES?"
"Battle purposes, yes," Chip says. "And we're both still alive so clearly it worked."
She stares at him. And then it dawns on her. "Oh my God and Gill doesn't believe in divorce--" She grabs Chip by the shoulders. "You got trapped in a marriage AGAIN. How does this keep happening to you?"
Gill walks by, blissfully unaware of the entire conversation, and cheerfully kisses Chip on the cheek like it's nothing. Chip discovers a new, 19th shade of red in which to turn.
Jay bursts into hysterical laughter. "Good to have you back, Jay!" Gillion says, and keeps walking.
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HOW TO FLIRT WITH A GOTH PERSON:
“let’s go on a date.” IGNORED.
“do you wanna go out sometime?” SIDE EYE.
“why don’t we dress like we’re attending a funeral and go to the graveyard to pick a burial spot?” YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION !
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“i brought you chocolates.” WHATEVER.
“i brought you jewelry.” EW.
“i brought you some black roses.” THANK YOU !
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“i wrote you a letter.” BYE.
“i wrote you a song.” NOPE.
“i wrote down latin phrases that remind me of you.” YAYYY !
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“let’s go to a movie.” NOT INTERESTED.
“we can go for a walk.” WHY??
“we can go to an oddities store and buy vials to exchange blood in afterwards.” LET’S DO IT!?
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keeping characters the same age while several real life years go by means most of the batfamily is now gen z and that’s just very funny to me
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Hey worstie, I'm just curious. Do you only like thorki Thor and Loki fluff, stuff, you know? How about platonic fluff, platonic I love yous, platonic hugs? fanfic where they're good brothers? Uhm that seems so rare.
No you don’t get it I read thorki bc it’s the only way to get that platonic fluff ;-; it’s so rare for them to cuddle or hug or vibe together bc a lot of the time people don’t write them as close as I’d like ;-;
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