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mello-bee · 1 month
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ngl guys deuce kinda looks a bit different in this
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khaotunq · 9 months
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something about character development but it's the actor. (apparently people found this post funny.)
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shadow-von-vamp · 9 months
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i can’t find my post but i still love the idea of sonic and shadow getting married cause they’re bored and that’s what happens while everyone’s on their solo adventures
the thought of them having to explain that they got married without telling anyone is funny to me :3
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I just need to share my vision:
The albatrio finally reunite after their separate quests. They're so happy to be together. Everything is great. But Jay notices something is... well, odd about them. More odd than usual. She jokes to Chip, "what, did you two kiss again or something?" And again, she cannot stress enough that this was a JOKE. But Chip is turning 18 different shades of red and now she's intrigued because there's obviously a story.
"We kind of...got married?" Chip will squeak out.
"... and you didn't ask me to be your best woman?" She's a little offended.
"What? No, it's not like-- it wasn't a REAL wedding, it was just... Gill's goddess really likes marriage or something. She protects newlyweds? We had a big fight coming up and Gill's like, ordained for this kind of stuff, so we just sort of... you know? It seemed logical at the time."
"... ... you got married for TAX PURPOSES?"
"Battle purposes, yes," Chip says. "And we're both still alive so clearly it worked."
She stares at him. And then it dawns on her. "Oh my God and Gill doesn't believe in divorce--" She grabs Chip by the shoulders. "You got trapped in a marriage AGAIN. How does this keep happening to you?"
Gill walks by, blissfully unaware of the entire conversation, and cheerfully kisses Chip on the cheek like it's nothing. Chip discovers a new, 19th shade of red in which to turn.
Jay bursts into hysterical laughter. "Good to have you back, Jay!" Gillion says, and keeps walking.
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Playing Outlast again because I’m a masochist(joking)
But I would HATE working at Murkoff…
So that these and those below too…
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waterghostype · 2 months
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i will be honest i like cole x vania. like should it ever be canon? never absolutely not. is it adorable to think about in the comfort of my head? yes yay woohoo!
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pikslasrce · 2 months
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westie/international mutuals do you want to go w me on a journey of self discovery through yugoslav cinema...
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mrdrhenwardhykle · 1 year
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ridethehammett · 5 months
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HOW TO FLIRT WITH A GOTH PERSON:
“let’s go on a date.” IGNORED.
“do you wanna go out sometime?” SIDE EYE.
“why don’t we dress like we’re attending a funeral and go to the graveyard to pick a burial spot?” YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION !
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“i brought you chocolates.” WHATEVER.
“i brought you jewelry.” EW.
“i brought you some black roses.” THANK YOU !
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“i wrote you a letter.” BYE.
“i wrote you a song.” NOPE.
“i wrote down latin phrases that remind me of you.” YAYYY !
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“let’s go to a movie.” NOT INTERESTED.
“we can go for a walk.” WHY??
“we can go to an oddities store and buy vials to exchange blood in afterwards.” LET’S DO IT!?
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goatsghost · 6 months
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keeping characters the same age while several real life years go by means most of the batfamily is now gen z and that’s just very funny to me
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galmiahthepigeon · 6 months
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Totally normal to dread and fear your weekly phonecall with your mom bc you feel like she's gonna want to get into a fight with you, right?
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worstloki · 1 year
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Hey worstie, I'm just curious. Do you only like thorki Thor and Loki fluff, stuff, you know? How about platonic fluff, platonic I love yous, platonic hugs? fanfic where they're good brothers? Uhm that seems so rare.
No you don’t get it I read thorki bc it’s the only way to get that platonic fluff ;-; it’s so rare for them to cuddle or hug or vibe together bc a lot of the time people don’t write them as close as I’d like ;-;
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asleepinawell · 2 years
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one of the funniest parts of the new sohm al duty support is seeing estinien yell “KNOW YOUR FOLLY!!!” at a teeny tiny gaelicat before dive-bombing it with his lance. absolutely zero chill that guy
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my-precious-sonss · 2 years
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I find this funnier than it probably is
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sysig · 11 months
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Yandere x Yandere is an underused trope imho (Patreon)
#Doodles#Original#Yanderapy#Surprise surprise! They're both yanderes lol#That was actually the main element of the accidentally-combined-ideas - one of them was supposed to be not-yandere in one of them#Buuut I do stand by that yandere/yandere couples are underutilized for comedic and dramatic purposes and I'm only too happy to do it myself#In this case it's more on the comedic side because they're rather yandere-Lite™ - neither of them are interested in Hurting the other#Being weird and all up in each other's business and a little toxic and thinking about each other a lot? Yes lol#But also part of the comedy is that Because they're so into each other there's not really any need to escalate to violence#They just like each other too much!#And also Mitsuru was in therapy enough to pick up on some red flags of his own to curb so when he sees them in the wild he has workarounds#Ishida is pressing a boundary (and he knows it) to see if he can get Mitsu to agree to isolate himself#The thing with Mitsu is he's also a little dumb and innocent ♪ He's slow to pick up social cues and process new information#So he sees the behaviour (using negative-talk as a way to isolate) and instead falls back on his established skill (setting boundaries)#Without recognizing that Ishida meant anything malicious by it or that the response he was trying to illicit failed lol#He's a bit lovestruck as well so of course he's going to assume the best! Ishida also thinks it's cute so he knocks it off after a while lol#If I ever do go into drama with these two it's going to be interesting >:3c I do have some ideas just In General but them specifically hmmm#For now I'm happy to have them just be a silly comedic duo tho haha
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coachbeards · 1 month
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this should've been taken seriously idc idc idc
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