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galmiahthepigeon · 7 hours
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In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.
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esos chabones que "a ver, decime tres temas" cuando ven una piba con una remera de led zeppelin pero soy yo con maría elena walsh cuando alguien se sabe el perro salchicha via tiktok
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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media
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galmiahthepigeon · 8 hours
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another day of my 20s wasted on my phone. good thing i have infinitely more days to be in my 20s and i will never run out of time to make up for it
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My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing
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I think the funniest example of technically-not-a-furry I've ever personally encountered is a person who'd firmly insist "I'm not a furry because furries have fursonas, and I don't have a fursona. I just pay furries to draw pictures of me having sex with their fursonas, which is completely different."
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their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there
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I know they say amnesia is a bad trait in d&d/ttrpgs but in my most recent campaign I made a character who was voluntarily memory wiped for magical powers and gave my dm permission to make up a backstry that I don't even know. So we show up in this town and get intercepted by a bunch of gangsters who were like "heyyy there's our lawyer with no conscience!" and my character is like "well i still dont have a conscience, how hard can law be?" and that's how we started the ace attorney plotline
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Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage
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Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian Politics
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galmiahthepigeon · 8 hours
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My hobbies include being weird and then being like why did I say that
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay
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