#fools will say it's evil

[dacrimsonghost]

I kneed a toddler in the head today

Envy me

#fools will say it's evil #it felt like i was god #then the father came and i panicked #ended up buying nappies for a crying toddler #didnt even know they still used nappies #my friends didnt help either #just stood on top of the slide and laughed #they made me laugh #next few seconds were very awkward

[gg-ladybug]

I’ve been thinking nonstop about a post @nouverx made on March 3rd where Alastor asks “what country” the ace aro flag was, and my brain naturally made a meme about it.

Rosie jump-scared him with it one night in the December of 2016, and he said yes for the sake of his sanity (post 1933 world maps are hard, okay)

#AceAro Alastor but the flavour where he dosent actually know what that means #based on a true story #FOR A BRIEF TIME (MINUTES) I THOUGHT ACE ARO WAS A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING ENGLISH #AS IN ANGLOSAXEON #i was a fool #a friendly neighbourhood Ace Aro blogger channeling myself through the evil-adjacent deer man #ft a reference to the ORIGINAL AceAro flag post #and some historical references for 1930’s flavour #tumblr has assassinated my quality so click for clearer text #everyone be quiet about the line art— I drew with my hand on my phone #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel season 1 #hazbin #alastor #hazbin hotel rosie #alastor and rosie #hazbin rosie #platonic #asexual memes #aromantic memes #acearo #asexual aromantic #asexual #aromantic #asexual alastor #f

[willyhoos]

a very self indulgent twipri au i made... vampire!zelda x vampire hunter!link..

in which a rancher from ordon is suddenly afflicted with lycanthropy, and hunts down the cursed hylian queen who is absolutely, DEFINITELY responsible for it...

(spoilers: he's Mega Wrong)

a bit more info about the au below the cut!

"Link, go assassinate the Hylian queen so we can go back to living normally." instructions unclear i have fallen in love with her

midna is somewhere probably maybe once i figure out what to do with her .

#tloz #zelda #loz #link loz #zelda loz #my nyart #so . #my first au huh #poor zelda isnt evil btw . much like in twipri shes kind of Stuck in a very very cursed kingdom with not much she can do #she was probably very confused when meeting the ~hero of legend~ and he says hes here to kill her #she was like WE ARE SUPPOSED 2 BE BESTIES!! AND ALSO SOULMATES. why are u calling me ebil :( #especially because she feels horrifically guilty about not only the state of her kingdom #but also like. shes a vampire. She Eats People #so for link to call her a monster... she kind of agrees i guess #but no she had nothing to do with links curse lol. #he just assumed she did... and she politely told him otherwise #he does not believe her #and of course #when he DOES fall in love with her #he assumes hes being enthralled or something and is like YOU CANT FOOL ME !!!! YOURE INTENTIONALLY POISONING MY MIND...... #he just outs himself like a giant doof lolololol #anyway #also. ik. the elephant in the room. #i have no idea how midna plays into this... she'll find her time... maybe

[akuma-tenshi]

oh yeah i made this recently

#this is what happens when i'm given access to capcut idv character sprites and five minutes #my friend dm'ed me the original saying “norton luchino and antonio” and i was just like “aight bet” #idv #identity v #idv antonio #antonio paganini #idv violinist #norton campbell #idv fool's gold #idv luchino #luchino diruse #idv evil reptilian #isn't it crazy how antonio's surname isn't canonically paganini #but we've all just started referring to him as that #bc that's the surname of the guy he was based on

[lanaevyssmoved]

i want to be positive about bg3 because it means so much to me and i love it a great deal, but i really wanna bitch and whine and complain about the endings

#fray.txt #i feel so annoying! #but its larians fault for making me annoying! #i'm like tired of talking about it cuz i can only say “i didnt like this” in so many ways but like #man........ #also larian made a fool out of me when i argued evil =/= bad because i fully believe they think evil IS bad now... evil choices get punishe #feel free to bitch in the replies i will hear you.

[dontlookforme00]

HEYY

Me? Drawing fanart of a fanfic? More likely than you'd think.

The fic is Forgetting the coin for the ferryman, by @realityandrebirth or mattecat on ao3 ;))

I fucking LOVE this fanfic. So so badly. I've known it for a day but if anything happened to it I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. Tysm.

Also their sprinkles are colour coded cough cough

#not kidding when i say i love it #ninjago #lego ninjago #morro ninjago #morro #ninjago morro #my art #cyrus borg #ninjago cyrus #ninjago cyrus borg #fanart of a fanfic #forgetting the coin for the ferryman #coinverse #realityandrebirth #i need to get me a father figure like cyrus fr fr #morro and cyrus are the duo i never knew i couldnt live without #also i may possibly later do art of the morro and ronin april fools chapter. if im motivated. because i loved that #“morro voice: hmmmm today i will cosplay as morro (evil form)” #forgot how much i love this fandom for a moment

[atopvisenyashill]

i have a hot take with zero proof and it’s that people who think bloodraven is a hero are not disabled bc if they were they’d understand that the way he lies to & lures bran north with the promise of a miracle cure just to pull the rug out from under him is an evil, cruel thing to do to a disabled child and nothing justifies it, no not even saving the world

#bran stark #me as bran’s lawyer: as you can see the defendant is clearly in breech of contract and also a dick #getting on my soap box #also i’m not saying it’s ableist to like br. i’m saying that u miss how evil that is bc u don’t know what being disabled is like! #if someone did that to me when my body started failing i would have killed myself and i’m so serious #bran is so strong for not just giving up and making hodor throw him off a cliff. #bc that’s what i would have done. given the chance to have my life back only to be fooled? nah u musty bitch #i’m about to change the trajectories of both our lives forever by killing myself in front of you actually. #disability in asoiaf

[eleanorfenyxwrites]

I've been rereading Nirejseki's incredible Lan Qiren/Wen Ruohan fics over the weekend (specifically Spilled Pearls and The Other Mountain, both of which are ✨chef's kiss✨)and I just reread my own Tales from Jianghu Shopping Center, which means I am now having THOUGHTS about TFJSC LQR and WRH being secret long-term partners and literally NO ONE knows because they're both totally uninterested in causing a fuss about this, but WRH's response to hearing LQR idly musing one day about the lack of foot traffic through the shop lately was to try to buy it himself to make sure it definitely doesn't go anywhere. And when LQR gets wind of it via WQ he goes to WRH like "you realize you can just not do that, right? You realize the shop is doing fine and I'm not going anywhere, right?"

#the untamed fanfic #Tales from Jianghu Shopping Center #'meddlesome fool' LQR calls him in TFJSC and only he knows that he means it affectionately #I'm just saying! if this is a low-stakes no evil slice-of-life kind of world (which it is) then WRH isn't evil he's just a bit overproctive #and LQR thinks he's ridiculous but also he's handsome and supportive and LQR likes him quite a bit so what's a man to do #I just think LQR deserves nice things 😭

[darlingcloudie-9]

this is my…… alter ego- ANITA MAXWYNN. ANITA MAXWYNN

#my art #My oc #Original character #oc drawing #uuuhhhh gaslight gatekeep girlboss #So sorry about the caption btw………… its past my curfew and im in a silly goofy mood :[ #So meet Darling!! My one of a kind mayhaps mascot of this tumblr blog!!!! Yippee!!!! #Dont let her soft and unalarming smile fool you; this girl is really a menace to the society!! #Funfact; Darling has a younger twin brother!! You’d never know though cause they don’t look too alike from eachother. #But they are still twins!! And he works in Retail!!! #Imagine this younger twin brother also has a cute petname as a name…………… like Honey or something #Or Sunshine. Or Angel!!!! #Ah. Decisions. Decisions #Darling is definitely the evil twin……… she would also lowkey walk with her brother whilst carrying a dozen wooden logs on her back and goin #“Maybe the A in Angel stands for-“ #“Amazing? Admirable? Awesome?? :]” #“…. No. Abomination.” #“…… Oh. You mean like that one giant snowman from that one Bubbleguppies episode?” #”… YOU STILL REMEMBER BUBBLEGUPPIES?!?!? AND THAT SNOWMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!” #And then they go on to discuss Bubbleguppies lore and how they miss it 💔 #Ah. But kidding kidding!! That’s if i choose Angel as the younger twin brother’s name <3 #Im sorry for the bad Demon Slayer/Kimetsu No Yaiba reference with the Tokito Twins also #But yeah!!! That’s my oc Darling!!!! #i hope you like her :]] #I think she’d have a Mareep if she were in Pokémon #Just a thought <3 #My sister called her a discount Yor from Spy X Family and omg #how could she say this and be totally right wtf :crying: #Anyways yeah!!!! Darling slays and joins the battle :heart: !!!! #Also no you aren’t going crazy the flower in the top left corner is one of the ibis x paint decals on that one picture icon thingy erremmm

[23rdhunter]

What!? It's real??

#i thought it was a lie #like how they are also saying you can super boop on mobile #if i get back to my pc before this ends it's over for y'all #april fools day #boop #evil boop??

[belovedcherie]

UPDATE NOBODY ASKED FOR I SURVIVED THE DAY (context in tags yippee !!)

#it was in fact not that serious. kinda. #BASICALLY erm i saw him twice today once in the morning and another time after before 4th period and uh #in the morning i was talking w my friend and he was kinda there and kinda trynna butt in our convo #but my awkward self only semi acknowledged him and then his other friends came and he left #CONCLUSION: THINGS ARE NOT WEIRD BETWEEN US BUT ALSO I WHIMPED OUT ABT EXPLAINING MYSELF >:( #so i was like CHERIE. THE CLOCK. IS TICKING #bc i kinda knew that i'd see him before last period but i wasnt quite sure cuz its just me memorizing his routine #but routines change yk. ANYWAY #I DID SEE HIM #AND IT WAS LITERALLY FINE he showed me an april fools fish in his hair and i stuck another on his head and took pics lol #so lowkey. i think we're fine #and we talked abt other stuff #did i ever mention the text. no. did i need to. who knows #CONCLUSION PT 2: i mightve overthunk it OR he doesnt care OR he isnt questionning it #OR hes questionning it and didnt say anything. evil ending #erm. idk what else to say #w day overall bc i have pics of him now :-) #cherie's chats #this is so embarrassing oh my days

[hamartia-grander]

This is just as a general warning but if you hate Mia Winters get the fuck off my blog. I will not tolerate that blatant misogyny and I refuse to listen to your ignorant excuses. Get out. This is a Mia Winters defense page.

#Your fave Ethan Winters would HATE y'all just saying #Resident evil #Mia Winters #Resident evil 7 #Resident evil 8 #Re7 #Re8 #Ethan Winters #Mithan #Seriously if you comment Mia hate it's an INSTANT block. I don't tolerate fools here

[craycraybluejay]

I feel rly weird around ppl w "maps dni" bc it just rubs me the wrong way that ppl equate others w those feelings to having committed an actual crime or done something otherwise bad for existing. It's like "bpd dni" or "intrusive thought havers dni" its all just thoughts i block people who make me uncomfortable thats it.

like its not my business what ppl r thinking yk. idc. also ive seen interviews n maps genuinely dont care/want to "invade the queer community" they know its a different thing ok. the fight to treat people like people is universal but the fight to do so for people whose thoughts you detest is closer to advocacy for unpalatable mental illness and general freedom to exist with badwrong thoughts than it is advocacy to be in a relationship with someone who can actually consent to you regardless of gender. Like. they know. everyone knows and if u think that would ever be a thing,, it wouldn't. the same way that groups for abortion rights are not the same groups you go to for idk trauma support.

obv sometimes its better not to post certain things even if its harmless text ppl will dogpile u and accuse u of things bc someone got triggered. but sue me if i dont think its a crime for ppl w badwrong attractions to exist and i think its weird that others think it is.

like im a sadist i know how this shit goes intimately. "killing and torturing people is bad." "yes." "you're a bad person and deserve to be hurt for it." "but i didn't kill or torture anyone and don't really plan on it?" "you're evil for even thinking or feeling it. you still deserve to be punished." "but i didn't DO.. ANYTHING??" "weirdo murder fetishizer is triggered lol xd get hit by a truck" "..." "ur disgusting and evil and you should kys for having badwrong thoughts." "but i'm not doing anything wrong." "idc ur a gross evil monster" "i have a feeling this isnt getting anywhere. bye."

^it's like y'all reach argument bedrock the moment someone drops the idea that you CAN HAVE "badwrong" thoughts and feelings that would be unethical to act on irl without acting on them or being a bad person by the simple sin of thinking them. this is puritan nonsense. all of you have thought "sinful" thoughts. all of you have wanted to do things that would be cruel or dangerous; because if you have a brain that just Happens, whatever the nature of the thought. If you want to yell at your kid that's fine, they're annoying you and you have every right to feel that way. If you actually yell at your kid you are hurting them and that's not OK. You want to go harass someone online because they said something stupid? Fine. You actually go and do that? Bad. how hard is this to understand. am i speaking alien.

also if u punch people and go to therapy for it you are not going with the goal of stopping this desire to punch people. you are going with the goal of finding ways to vent this feeling that dont hurt anyone and figuring out the root cause of it with your therapist to better understand how you can work together to prevent this from happening.

#pro para #thought crime #badwrong thoughts #thoughts are not actions #idk if u think someone can be evil or a criminal for having thoughts n feelings #how long before u turn on me and say the same thing for different thoughts n feelings #i dont trust people like that i dont like that #have u ever wondered why verbal/physical/sexual abuse are all real terms but thought abuse isn't #its because thoughts cannot abuse you #that's because thoughts exist outside reality and thinking something does not make it happen #it would be cool if people had telekenesis but i digress people DONT #i wonder what ppl expect when they say go to therapy for ppl theyve convicted in the court of fools as thoughtcrimers #like conversion therapy or? #because a good therapist if u come to them w thoughts ur guilty ab will ask you first 'who is this hurting' #and if the answer is no one or 'just me' the solution is to work on the guilt complex and understand that ur thoughts arent actions #literally the solution is to realize this basic thing #a therapist cannot and should not try to make you 'normal' #thats not what therapy is for #therapists want to make a plan with you as to how to deal with your thoughts and feelings in ways that work best for you without hurting you #or anyone else #you dont fight depression by trying to convince someone theyre wrong and their life isnt bad enough to end it #you fight depression by giving someone the tools and a plan to protect themselves from the thoughts and feelings that distress them #and by helping them accept themselves and fix anything in life thats bothering them #but you don't deal with trauma by telling someone they shouldnt feel like that and you dont deal w anything else like that either #idk point is #u dont go to therapy to be fixed u go to therapy to find out how to live a happier and healthier life #any therapist who claims they can fix whatever you think is wrong with you you should run far far away from #the point of therapy for people w paraphilias is to figure out how to cope and minimize any risk to the person or anyone around them #if its affecting day to day life

[kyeterna]

I had rewatched durarara a couple of months ago after like never finishing the second season when it first came out (I have always had a really hard time keeping up with ongoing shows) and assigned memes to some characters, here's the result.

#durarara #sketchterna #i really liked durarara as a 14 year old but watching it in 2022 I liked it but had some issues with some of the characters #ESPECIALLY the orihara twins good god #the funny thing is that i liked izaya as an edgy 14 year old because oooo he is so cool and evil he controls everything he is a puppetmaste #but as a 22 year old I liked izaya because he is a pathetic as bitchless person who copes with his loneliness by pretending he is not huma #like sir I see right through you #i get it #you pretend you are included by acting as the puppetmaster- that you are in control of everything #sure you are intelligent but you dont fool anyone by acting as if you don't care about anyone #we all know how much you actually care about shinra's opinion on you #i can't put everything into words but like izaya is a very lonely person and he is not particularly a fan of his loneliness #and instead of actually doing something healthy about it he keeps lying to himself and doubling down #sure he doesnt care about most people and he does derive joy from tormenting teenagers but there are people he cares about #but he just pushes them away. Everyone point and laugh #also my mom instincts just made me crazy watching the main trio do what they do #like SIRS YOU ARE JUST 15 CHILL OUT #WHY DID NONE OF THE ADULTS JUST GRAB THEM LIKE KITTENS AND SAY #“YOU ARE LITERALLY A KID- CHILL OUT- GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR SOME SHIT-” #rambling over

[simcardiac-arrested]

Needed a warm up, remembered how I saw this little guy for the first time and literally screamed

She is so ever to me, I think she should cause so many problems on purpose

i just opened tumblr and saw this and i am being so serious when i say this made my organs turn to mush and make me pace around the house for a good 3 minutes just to start having coherent thoughts

#but don’t be fooled i do NOTTT have coherent thoughts anymore because HUH ?!?! HUH ?!?!?!?!? C ?!?!?!!?!?! #⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ THERES JUST NO WAY THIS IS IN MY INBOX RIGHT NOW IM HALLUCINATING THIS BECAUSE OF THE 31 C HEAT SURELY #OH MY GODDDD #screaming at a brick wall HHHEEEELLP HELP MEEEEE SOMEBODY HHHEEEELEPPPPP GHEEELLPPPP #WHAT ARE YOU DOIGN TO ME #oh my god they look so fucking good in your style i dont even know what to say. i dont know. i need to give you money #THE POSES???? THEY ALL LOOK SO AWESOME SHE’S SUUUUCH A LITTLE EVIL BEAST DOING STRETCHIES #oh good gracious (falls on the ground and explodes) #i’m in love with how you drew her human form as well i need to ruffle her hair. quickly #the warning sign on her eye ueeeueuehgghhhshhh #literally what are you doing to me. whag are you doing to me #cramswering #is for me tag #oc: cognitive dissonance #adding tags with tears in my eyes #do you u even understand what you’ve done I HAVE MUSIC CLASS IN 15 MINUTES I SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON THAT #BUT INSTEAD I’LL BE THINKING ABOUT HOW U DREW CD FOR THE WHOLE HOUR. DO U UNDERSTAND #aueueghhhgg THANK YOU SO MUCH MAN i’m so honored you would draw my ocs as warmup ueeue #soungof crying

[prisonpodcast]

Twitter just sucks

☹️

#12k likes on a tweet saying Dream was a bad person even if the allegations are false #soley bc he was mean to people harassing and spreading misinfo and bad faith claims about him #like excuse me?? you have no fucking clue what it’s like to be in his shoes right now #and you’ll never have to consider it either bc it won’t happen to you!!! #a year of harassment and threats over something you didn’t do will take a huge toll on your mental health this is common sense #nobody is in a place to judge #just fuck then fuck all of them victim blaming pieces of shit #acting as if they would act any differently in his shoes #I’m so upset like genuinely Dream deserves sm better twitter users are fucking evil #‘he’s making a fool out of himself’ #is he just supposed to be peace love and plants about people spreading lies about him??????? hello?? #what kind of insane standard is this? #I need them gone #sorry vent in tags but hopefully it will be the last bc I’ve deleted twitter so #asks #negativity